Thread 214449967

What movie would you pair this with?

>>214449967 (OP)
Transformers

Blade Runner 2049

>>214449967 (OP)
Blade runner 2049

>>214449967 (OP)
>gmo corn
>shitty ass potato
>sad piece of mystery meat
>2 tranny beers

Blade runner 2049

>>214449974
This

Brokeback Mountain

Be honest, which item in the package would you shove up inside your asshole? As a prank of course.

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

>>214449967 (OP)
Blade runner 2049

Blade Runner 2049

>>214449967 (OP)
Blade runner 2049

gotta be blade runner 2049

>>214449991
You wouldn’t know gmo corn if it buttfucked your face.

>>214450023
+1

>>214450023
+2

blade runner too-oh-furrdy-nein perchance

>>214450553
Is the 2 for your multiple personalities?

$11.99 ha ha!!

>>214449967 (OP)
Why not have some nice Soup instead?

>>214450553
+HIV

>>214450608
That's a broth

>>214449967 (OP)
6 hot dogs, 8 hot dog buns

>>214450416
the corn seems to be the best size and shape. plus you could use melted butter as lube. as a prank, of course.

>>214450526
jokes on you
all corn in America is GMO now, unless you grow it yourself

>>214450608
how am I supposed to get that up my ass?

>>214450608
What, do you think I'm made of money? I guess I could get a second job.

>>214449967 (OP)
THX1138

>>214450674
With the spoon, one at a time

>>214449967 (OP)

duh

>>214450674
pour it into a popsicle mold and freeze it solid

That is not worth 11.99 + tax + kosher tax + tip

>>214449991
What's wrong with gmo corn?

>>214450728
>+ tip
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY WAIT TILL I TELL THE BULL ABOUT THIS

>>214450767
You gonna be ok?

>>214450777
dawg you trippin

>>214450737
um corporations or something

>>214450737
Niggers just repeat what the mass media told them is bad, while not realizing selective breeding is gene modification too

>>214450737
It's FRANKENFOOD

>>214450820
Gene modification from generations of selective breeding is far cry from plasmid insertion of novel genes from completely different species. It’s cats and dogs

>>214450840
you don't know what any of that means

>>214450893
Uh, y’uh huh? They splice genes into circular bits of plant dna called plasmids that are then taken up by host cells. They can make that shit glow in the dark if they want to, and they do

>>214449967 (OP)
ame*icans really eat like this and wonder why the entire world laughs at them

>>214451015
nobody cares enough to post the embarrassing shit from your country

>>214450987
>They splice genes into circular bits of plant dna called plasmids that are then taken up by host cells.
and?

>>214451090
Those cells then express the inserted genes that encode for proteins like fluorescien from jellyfish so they glow under UV light. Did you skip high school biology or are you just American?

Monsanto shills entering the bread

>>214449967 (OP)
I pretty much already eat this for dinner

>>214449967 (OP)
What is that congealed meat tube on which the corn water and poetato sits?

>>214451015

aaaaaaaaand mr healthy is ded

>>214451144
do you have an actual point or are you just going to continue posting from a wikipedia article?

>>214451252
It looks like a little piece of steak wrapped in Saran, probably the cheapest cut. Just marinate it a little and bbq it, it’ll taste fine

>>214449967 (OP)
Can't think of this without thinking of Blade Runner 2049

>>214451295
My point was in my original response retard: plant breeding using traditional methods is very different than gene insertion via modern biotech. Cats and dogs

>>214451015
Good bread, cheese and meat is not cheap sadly

>>214451334
why do you keep posting your dinner plans for tonight?

>>214451334
The original question was why is that bad. Sorry, this isn’t your libtard hippy reddit circlejerk forum where everyone faints like a complete faggot in shock and fear when we here words with more than 3 syllables in connection with muh food

>>214451578
You’re a moron. I didn’t assert that it’s bad, just that it’s very different. Cats and dogs

>>214451288
>Amerisharts think deli meats are healthy
The point was that buying groceries is cheaper but it’s such a stupid thing to make a quote out of

>>214451603
The anon you replied to didn’t say selective breeding was the only way to genetically modify crops btw.

Cats and dogs aren't required for quality corn either. Just a way to monopolize the production. Very characteristically American.

>>214450553
So you just as fat as 2 people lmao

>>214451647
you're a fuckin idiot

>>214451804
Nuh uh no u

>>214451804
>for less than the cost
>fresher
>enjoy much more
None of these things mean healthy Juan Washington Hernandez

>>214450526
This amused me thanks.

Kings speech (you will slip into a drunk carb coma after 20 minutes so you dont have to watch the rest of that shit film)

>>214450581
That would cost at least $30 anywhere else.

>>214451015
Is this supposed to be deep or something?
If I eat in my house the exact same meal as outside of course it's going to be cheaper, it doesn't have the added service value and production costs like renting a place and market value

>>214451962
Not gonna lie this sounds like tons of fun to bring your kids there
So whacky and stupid and simple
What a great and healthy idea on this jagged world

>>214450820
No, selective bred cultivars are not classified as GMOs by anyone. You thinking they're the same is a (You) problem.
>>214451578
>The original question was why is that bad.
Not everyone thinks it's bad, but many do. Same reason that many think mRNA vaccines are bad - they modify an organism's genome by inserting outside genes, altering gene expression in ways that are not fully understood.
If you were a cannibal, would you discern between the vaxxed and unvaxxed? If yes, then you should also have a problem with GMOs. If not, then there's no issue.

Napoleon Dynamite

>>214449967 (OP)
> only two beers
Is this an appetizer?

>>214451923
I never said they did

>>214449991
>sees food
>thinks about men's genitals
What the fuck is wrong with white people?

>>214451962
>keep your head above the corn
Deep

>>214453102
>sees a weird post
>immediately thinks of white people
wtf is wrong with white people?

>>214452157
what a fucking retarded post

>>214450737
>>214450820
Organic food tastes better than GMO garbage because the GMO stuff had specific traits that they want to increase weight/size. I don't hink GMO is bad for you but organic fruits and vegetables actually taste like they're supposed to. When I bite into a carrot I want to taste a carrot not crunchy water.

>>214453340
I guess if you have the privilege of access to organic food then that's swell for you. I would rather that someone be fed, even if they have to eat a slightly less tasty carrot.

>>214453340
For me it’s tomatoes with some sort of fish antifreeze gene so they’re more frost tolerant or something. I swear I can taste it

>>214453381
I just use the self checkout line and punch in the fruits and vegetables as non-organic, the wagies don't care.

>>214450737
basically monsanto is like a heckin woke video game company
except instead of video games they make food
and instead of making the titty polygons smaller they make weed killer that kills all the weeds in your field and your neighbours field (plus any normal crops) and then they also sell jewish seeds that are resistant to the weed killer, and they send their goons to make sure you don't save or replant any seeds or they'll break your fucking legs (not based).

>>214449967 (OP)
Estrogenic birth control pills x10

>>214450737
it's soaked with glyphosate, so nothing unless you don't want lymphoma

>>214449967 (OP)
wgo the fuck drinks only 2 beers

>>214450416
the bud lights for me

>>214453085
Calling Steve Albini mr. healthy is just uncalled for then and you’re a fucking idiot. Argument done

>>214449991
Kek

>>214449967 (OP)
I'd throw it in the trash along with all AI written slop studios are trying to sell us these days. Just tell a decent story please

>>214451015
Wow, that cold sandwich with no sauces, veggies, no sides and no DRINK sounds amazing compared to the hot and well put together McDonald's meal. I make my own bread and haven't eaten McD's in almost a year, but damn that sounds like a depressing sandwich.

>>214450416
Novices will say the corn or potato
Masters will say the meat

Why is this thread so mentally ill

>Read whole thread and kek continually for three minutes
I really think this wonderful forum has diminished each of our brains. Especially my own... And I couldn't be happier.
https://voca.ro/1nXxbjg9Ppq0

>>214458067
>plain meat and cheese sandwiches
That’s how I make them if I just want to make an easy lunch at home. That’s pretty normal anon

>>214449967 (OP)
I’m not drinking any gay beer

>>214458176
I posted like 8 times. Anon, I can’t tell you enough how much you made my day that I made you laugh, imagine getting yelled at by an old nigger every day that you have to call “boss man” at work and accept it even though I am a white man. That’s my life. Thank you

>>214458234
No, my good anon; thank you. The gift of comedy and humor is a very powerful thing. And those who can wield the funny are mighty indeed. Incidentally, I call every man older than myself 'boss' or 'boss man', while at work, just to amuse myself.

>>214450666
It's true. Different species of weed have now become immune to pesticides playing little fixer upper..

>>214451578
>why is that bad
Best case scenario is the corn gets sub-par nutrients as a tradeoff for whatever new gene makes it plague-resistant or grow larger

But most likely you get stomach cancer, from any extra chemicals produced by the modified corn that while "edible" they slowly poison your gut, the constant cycle of damage and regeneration gives you tumors

>people drink two beers and then just stop

a feat I will never accomplish. Once I start I gotta get it on

>>214453196
Somehow, I fear they made that a rule because of a past... Incident.

I'm a decent cook and like to eat healthy but fucking hate cooking. Anything that takes longer than 15 mins of labour drives me insane.
These days I just throw a bunch of chicken and veg in the oven with salt and garlic and hope it turns out alright

>>214458433
>I'm a decent cook

Companies from around the world have secretly gone to other countries and contaminated their food, so they can analysis their populations death rate, placements, so they can capitalise on information on what to sell.

>>214458378
protip: those tasty seeds we eat? sub-par use of nutrition

>>214458433
For me, I enjoy cooking, but sometimes I'm lazy.
>Cast iron pan, coated in olive oil
>oven hot at 350
>Cut potatoes, onion, and a few crushed garlic cloves
>Put in pan
>Put two bone-in whole chicken breasts on top
>Season to taste with whatever and add whatever
>Cover in olive oil
>Roast for around 90 minutes.
>Druk some beers while waiting
>Maybe heat some peas or some green shit
Dinner is served.

>>214458591
>Roast for around 90 minutes.
Wut?

>>214458604
Maybe two hours in da oven. Your mileage may vary.

>>214458404
>>214455563
>>214452579
>>214452177
I struggle to drink one beer. I can't stand most alcohols. Never even been drunk before.

>>214458378
Best case scenario you get something like the iconic banana that doesn’t have 10 tiny marbles in every bite

>>214449967 (OP)
The meat shouldn't be so hidden. Looks like a rip off without it. honestly I need a better look at it. Should be front and center.

>>214458420
I think there was an episode of 911: Lone Star about that.

>>214453394
>he fell for the antifreeze meme
Yes good goy, pay 89 cents more per tomato

>>214458196
Yeah, but compared to getting a Big Mac meal, it's not as enjoyable.

>>214458693
>Be early Human
>Rely on nature for survival out of desperation
>Get gud
>Change nature to suit Human needs and wants
>Humans master a whole planet and eventually go all the way to da moon and shid.
Heh... Human cucked the Earth.

>>214450608
Im not poor

>>214449967 (OP)
Gerald butler, Stratham mubi

>>214450737
gmo mostly just means its been made more pesticide resistant, so anything that gmo always has the maximum amount of pesticides on it

Gummo

>>214458863
It’s ironic really because creationists think the banana we modified is the one god created and an argument for why the earth is 6,000 years old

>>214450737
Fuck you Kansas fuck your longass corn

>>214459110
its 2025 and you are complaining about creationists like its the bush presidency how are they still living in your head rent free?

>>214458433
>Go to Walmart
>Find a 3 in 1 DVD deal of TGTBTU, A fistful of dollars and for a few dollars more
>Have a big pot of Chili and beans slow cooking at the house
Yep, that’s kino time

>>214459191
There are lots of online christian LARPers now so people who only ever talk to people online think christianity is coming back.

>>214459191
Are you retarded? I’m not complaining

>>214451015
I miss this retard like you wouldn't believe

>>214459369
Steve Albini supposedly calling Tyler The Creator and his friends a bunch of niggers was the funniest shit. Probably went down more like he seethed quietly while they yelled on the bus

>>214453102
Brown faggot samefagging his post

>>214449967 (OP)
Drinking alone is peak loser behaviour.

>>214459562
wrong. i havent even begun to peak

>>214459562
drinking alone is comfy

>>214451015
I like how this guy died of a heart attack at the age of 61.
>>214452235
This if it was PBR.
>>214458863
Why'd it take so long for some monkey offshoot to figure it out? Some critters have been around for hundreds of millions of years.
>>214459110
Creationists don't actually exist, it's all a joke specifically to make you upset.