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Anonymous No.214451131 >>214451191 >>214451209 >>214451244 >>214451257 >>214451582 >>214451718 >>214451938 >>214452304 >>214452504 >>214452958
Would you buy it?
I suggest you to watch this promo, it actually feels like he came to terms with his movie fiasco.
Anonymous No.214451156
Balls on the Dick: The Sped School Stories.
Anonymous No.214451174
I'm illiterate, so I will not be buying any books.
Anonymous No.214451189
Short Bus; Big Dreams. The AVGN Story.
Anonymous No.214451190 >>214451408 >>214451495 >>214452452 >>214452520 >>214452881 >>214453219
I've always been more of an Irate Gamer guy myself.
Anonymous No.214451191
>>214451131 (OP)
it sounds as good as Shelby Oaks
Anonymous No.214451204
>i invented indie book writing
Anonymous No.214451209
>>214451131 (OP)
this guy can't even pronounce words correctly and you think i'm going to buy anything he wrote?
Anonymous No.214451213
what percentage of the book is AI generated?
Anonymous No.214451231 >>214451291 >>214451315 >>214451400 >>214451497 >>214451844 >>214452291 >>214452326
>film maker
>film curator
>internet celebrity
>retro gamer
>rock star
>author
is there anything this man canโ€™t do?
Anonymous No.214451244
>>214451131 (OP)
I remember him talking about this before, maybe a couple of times. I guess good for him, I hope he reads the audio version, his other book was made all the more enjoyable because of that.
Anonymous No.214451257 >>214451307
>>214451131 (OP)
He literally has an 85-90 IQ, who is giving him a book deal?
Anonymous No.214451266 >>214451342 >>214451413
Lemme guess. It becomes alive and tries to kill the main character.
Anonymous No.214451291
>>214451231
pay his friends
Anonymous No.214451307
>>214451257
Who do you think has been getting book deals for the last twenty-five years?
Anonymous No.214451309 >>214451350 >>214452497
>gnome cave
Anonymous No.214451315
>>214451231
have hair
Anonymous No.214451342 >>214451369
>>214451266
It's a FNAF + IT style shit. An amusement park gone evil.
Anonymous No.214451350
>>214451309
sounds like a 6 year old came up with the title
Anonymous No.214451369
>>214451342
>Dante
>it's a ride to hell
Anonymous No.214451390
>a literal retard wrote a book in his freetime
>meanwhile all I do is...well...this...
depressing. Thanks, avgn. You're inspiring me to completely give up.
Anonymous No.214451400
>>214451231
Mountain Climber.
Anonymous No.214451408
>>214451190
What drivel.
Anonymous No.214451413 >>214451426 >>214451567
>>214451266
>It becomes alive
saar we must become the needful
Anonymous No.214451426 >>214451499
>>214451413
Anonymous No.214451495
>>214451190
>sought help from the one person that could've turned all this around, and he chose not too
Did this retard forget that he did multiple crossover videos with James? And then after those videos he cruelly mocked James with Truther memes.
Anonymous No.214451497
>>214451231
Work past 5:40
Anonymous No.214451499 >>214452322
>>214451426
cool
Anonymous No.214451558 >>214451585 >>214451591 >>214451604 >>214451634
report eceleb threads as off topic
Anonymous No.214451567 >>214453202
>>214451413
Explain me what's wrong with this sentence.
I'm ESL and I want to learn.
Anonymous No.214451582
>>214451131 (OP)
I havenโ€™t watched the video yet but I certainly perked up. What could this possibly be about?
Anonymous No.214451585
>>214451558
no
Anonymous No.214451591
>>214451558
AVGN is /tv/ staple.
Anonymous No.214451604
>>214451558
James invented indie filmmaking. Show some respect, fuckhead.
Anonymous No.214451634
>>214451558
newfag
Anonymous No.214451718 >>214451739 >>214451776 >>214452353 >>214452609 >>214452880
>>214451131 (OP)
>that time when Bimmy shamelessly plagiarized dozens of Monster Madness reviews because he was too lazy to write them himself then blamed Screenwave who scapegoated and fired some lowly intern after which Bimmy made a half assed apology on his secondary channel and later delisted the video so it wouldn't show up in the search results
>that time when Bimmy attempted to climb the "mowdin" from Rocky 4 wearing worn out New Balance sneakers and using two twigs as walking sticks before quitting halfway up and crying about his kids
>that time when Bimmy attempted to ape RLM's success with Rental Reviews where three morbidly obese Screenwave employees discussed the movie of the week while Bimmy stood awkwardly almost out of frame with his arms crossed
>that time when Bimmy turned down a cameo in the King Kong vs. Godzilla movie that the director personally offered him because his wife didn't want to have to look after their kids by herself for a few days
>that time when Bimmy had a nervous breakdown while recording Mega Man X footage with Mike because his wife demanded they stop playing at precisely 5:40 because Bimmy had to "watch the kids" then the video awkwardly cuts to Bimmy finishing the game by himself at 4 am the next morning
>that time when Bimmy's wife bragged on Facebook that they siphoned some of the crowdfunding money for the AVGN movie to make various improvements to their house
>that time when Bimmy canceled James and Mike Mondays because he was too lazy to drive 30 minutes each way to and from Mike's house once every few weeks to record footage
>that time when Bimmy refused to reimburse Kyle Justin for building the set for the Sega Activator episode which cost several thousand dollars leading to Kyle's abrupt departure
>that time when Bimmy "accidentally" sold three sponsorships to the LJN games video but he didn't want to return the money so instead he split it into three smaller videos for each sponsorship
Anonymous No.214451739
>>214451718
James Rolfe: American YouTuber, filmmaker and creator of Angry Video Game Nerd
Anonymous No.214451776
>>214451718
>sold three sponsorships to the LJN games video but he didn't want to return the money so instead he split it into three smaller videos for each sponsorship
It's like I always say, he's histories greatest monster.
Anonymous No.214451825 >>214451902
I have no time to read a book
Anonymous No.214451844 >>214452621
>>214451231
Finally shave it off
Anonymous No.214451902
>>214451825
Fear not my fellow illiterate
>Audio book to soon follow.
Anonymous No.214451938 >>214451988 >>214452930
>>214451131 (OP)
Didn't his first book basically reveal that he's really stupid and writes like an 8th grader? He got a ton of negative feedback, and his reaction was to write another one? I hope he at least fed it through ChatGPT to fix embarrassing grammar errors.
Anonymous No.214451988 >>214452054
>>214451938
You haven't been inside a book store for a really long time have you.
Anonymous No.214452021
Why did he tell like half the fucking story in the video?
Anonymous No.214452054
>>214451988
I know there are a lot of trashy books with poor editing at the big chain bookstores, but I don't hate-browse them. Other than the graphic sex novels that horny women read, do those awful books sell at all?
Anonymous No.214452147
>It's not nearly as amazing as 2001 is.
Well shit I don't know if I can be bothered to read it.
Anonymous No.214452173 >>214452837
obligatorio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJKcNnmkjA
Anonymous No.214452219
report eceleb threads as off topic
Anonymous No.214452291
>>214451231
Get rid of his xenophobia.
Anonymous No.214452304
>>214451131 (OP)
>he post this on 9/11
NOT NOW, I'M PLAYING SUPER CONTRA
Anonymous No.214452322
>>214451499
Is it youโ€™re first time seeing an photograph more than once?
Anonymous No.214452326
>>214451231
>>film curator
>>rock star
>>author
I'll give you the other ones, but come on, now.
Anonymous No.214452353
>>214451718
>that one time when you were straight
Anonymous No.214452400 >>214452433
i dont understand the appeal of books
they do nothing other than make you think of words
the only reading i do is like manga because it has lots of images although i usually just skip to the fucking because i cant read japanese
Anonymous No.214452433
>>214452400
t. no imagination
Anonymous No.214452452
>>214451190
Cry Baby Game Nerd.
Anonymous No.214452497 >>214452616
>>214451309
Anonymous No.214452504
>>214451131 (OP)
Nerd has finally accepted he's middle-aged, and I don't actually think his hair looks bad styled this way. It's that damn chin pouch that you get from eating too much sugar that's messing up his appearance, and I'm struggling with the same problem. Forces you to look at the camera a certain way or you end up looking like George Lucas.
Anonymous No.214452520 >>214452544
>>214451190
>How can I make Kirkโ€™s death about MEEEE
This is why nobody likes this faggot. Because heโ€™s inherently unlikable
Anonymous No.214452544 >>214452666
>>214452520
He also tried to make George Floyd's death about him. Says his ghost visited him and said "I can't breathe". I'm not kidding.
Anonymous No.214452609
>>214451718
>that time when Bimmy attempted to ape RLM's success with Rental Reviews where three morbidly obese Screenwave employees discussed the movie of the week while Bimmy stood awkwardly almost out of frame with his arms crossed
To be fair even RLMโ€™s Re:Views are shit most of the time if it isnโ€™t Mike AND Jay or Mike and Rich. The gross fat gay guy and AIDSMoby may as well be Screenwave guys. But yes, Rental Reviews was shit. The only one I watched was of Akira where James doesnโ€™t say anything even though that seems right up his alley except that he is learning Japanese and has been at a kindergarten level for years(his words)
Anonymous No.214452616
>>214452497
No, NO!
Anonymous No.214452621 >>214452654 >>214452798 >>214452904
>>214451844
at least he is not pixelating his bald spot in his videos
Anonymous No.214452654
>>214452621
Nigga looking more like a communist revolutionary by the day
Anonymous No.214452666
>>214452544
And how did he reply?
>THIS DREAM FUCKING SUCKS!
Cabin anon !!feuesW9E53F No.214452671 >>214452711 >>214452846
What a hack
Cabin anon !!feuesW9E53F No.214452711
>>214452671
Or actually
Anonymous No.214452798
>>214452621
he was hiding his yarmulke
Anonymous No.214452801
pretty common
Anonymous No.214452837
>>214452173
ok I guess reddit isnt all bad.
Anonymous No.214452846
>>214452671
Anonymous No.214452880
>>214451718
You should also add that he endorsed a scammerโ€™s(Cheetahmen guy) Kickstarter and put Mike on damage control who tried to play both sides. And that he refused to watch Ghostbusters 2016 until he did
Anonymous No.214452881 >>214453010
>>214451190
>Charlie Kirk murdered? Why you see I'm an expert on this subject because I was bullied by the internet, now here's my personal blog
what the fuck is this guy talking about
Anonymous No.214452904
>>214452621
>pixelating his bald spots
That has to be on purpose right? Why doesnโ€™t he just get on one of those hair replacement things
Anonymous No.214452930
>>214451938
this, someone has to have some excerpts from his book, they were fucking hilarious
Anonymous No.214452958
>>214451131 (OP)
>dwaygon in my rolly coaster of gnomesโ„ข
is this nigga for real fr?
Anonymous No.214453010
>>214452881
Narcissistic personality disorder. Practically all public figures exhibit this behavior.
Anonymous No.214453194
AI slop or not? To me the gnomes right hand doesn't make sense. Also it's weird how the sleepers look flat and merge together.
Anonymous No.214453202
>>214451567
There's nothing really wrong with it grammatically or anything, it's just that "it comes to life" is the expression in English. "It becomes alive" means the same thing, of course, it just sounds funny if you grew up hearing the phrase as "it comes to life"
Anonymous No.214453204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5ST3mPLmy4
Anonymous No.214453219
>>214451190
We all know who shot Charlie