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Anonymous No.214460648 >>214460716 >>214460761 >>214460834 >>214460840 >>214460990 >>214461103 >>214461129 >>214461521 >>214461772 >>214461806 >>214462209 >>214462994
what's the first kino ass you ever saw?
Anonymous No.214460684 >>214460741
Probably Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies
Anonymous No.214460693
Good question actually. Probably Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy? That movie awoke something in me as a kid. It took me time to get into asses though, I was probably already watching porn by the time I started to appreciate them. For me as a kid it was booba, legs, and feet. Always appreciated sexy revealing high heels combined with stockings, garter belts etc. would give me tingles as a little lad
Anonymous No.214460695 >>214461143 >>214462474 >>214463692
Can't remember if the blonde girl who goes to swim naked in "Friday the 13th part VII" or Cerina Vincent in the unrated version of "Not Another Teen Movie", but it was one of these 2
Anonymous No.214460702
even I don't like her, Claire Danes
Anonymous No.214460716 >>214460745
>>214460648 (OP)
i still find it hard to believe hot women shit
Anonymous No.214460733
test
Anonymous No.214460741 >>214460996 >>214461699 >>214462618
>>214460684
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>>214460716
they don't
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Anonymous No.214460758 >>214460913 >>214461217 >>214461444
Anonymous No.214460761 >>214461234 >>214461252
>>214460648 (OP)
This or Camilla Belle in Stranger's calls
Anonymous No.214460764 >>214460802 >>214460803 >>214460823 >>214460940 >>214461067 >>214461806 >>214462493 >>214462552
not the first but masturbated a lot to nicole kidman in her prime when i was a teen
Anonymous No.214460802
>>214460764
Now you don't?
Anonymous No.214460803
>>214460764
Oh yes, i remember saving this to a thumb drive
Anonymous No.214460823 >>214460892
>>214460764
does anyone else remember when this was like the absolute best celebrity ass out there? i remember jacking it as a 13yo to this compilation called "Nicole Kidman's ass: a retrospective" on dailymotion in 2005 or some shit thinking this was S-tier.
Anonymous No.214460834 >>214460940
>>214460648 (OP)
poison ivy in batman and robin as well as batgirll in that movie made me realize i love women
Anonymous No.214460840 >>214460892 >>214461059
>>214460648 (OP)
JLo's Let's get loud was my epiphany
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Anonymous No.214460892 >>214460916 >>214460967 >>214461059
>>214460823
no anon,>>214460840
Lopez had already happened then
Anonymous No.214460913 >>214461250
>>214460758
6 or 7 year me first ever got a boner watching this scene in the movie. I was trying to hide that under a couch pillow, during a movie family night and I think even my dad got a stiffy. Me and my brother's eyes were glued to the screen.
Anonymous No.214460916 >>214460981
>>214460892
that was for non-whites
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>>214460834
>>214460764
reminds me Nicole Kidman is hot as fuck in Batman Forever too
Anonymous No.214460967 >>214461019
>>214460892
well JLo's is a historical ass which has entered into the annals of male sexuality
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>>214460916
you mean non-irish, that movie with Claire Danes is older anyway
Anonymous No.214460990
>>214460648 (OP)
Probably salma hayek in wild wild west activated some neurons. Once I got of age of jacking off the main ass queens I used were probably jlo, vergara and biel
Anonymous No.214460996
>>214460741
DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT??
Anonymous No.214461019 >>214461050 >>214461059 >>214461076 >>214461100
>>214460967
>Jennifer Lopez has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, but even she gets a case of β€œbooty envy” from time to time! The First Love singer recently confessed during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live that she is envious of Jessica Biel’s toned body.
>When asked by host Andy Cohen if she prefers Beyonce’s booty over Kim Kardashian’s, J-Lo didn’t seem content with either option, asking β€œAre those the only choices?” She quickly told the audience that she didn’t mean the comment β€œin a bad way,” and offered her own A-list booty choice to the list.
>β€œYou know who I’m gonna say has a great booty, that I’ve seen in person? Jessica Biel, she has an amazing body,” Jennifer said. β€œ Like, I remember seeing her and going, β€˜Gosh she has a nice, toned body…I need to go back to the gym!
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>>214461019
didn't ask
Anonymous No.214461059 >>214461092 >>214461119
>>214460840
>>214460892
>>214461019
>no visual evidence
I don't believe you
Anonymous No.214461067 >>214461111 >>214461121
>>214460764
Her body is like a renaissance statute in EWS.
Anonymous No.214461073
Jodie Foster in Nell. There is a nude scene where she is swimming and you can see ass and bush from behind, dimly lit. It's not an ass by modern standards but it is very firm and shapely.
Anonymous No.214461076
>>214461019
I asked.
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>>214461059
we don't deserve it
Anonymous No.214461100 >>214461131
>>214461019
You really don't need to post this everytime she's mentioned
Anonymous No.214461103 >>214461122 >>214461140 >>214461145 >>214462926
>>214460648 (OP)
Anonymous No.214461111 >>214461134
>>214461067
exactly. it's not just her ass that's amazing, it's her actual entire backside that's borderline art.
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>>214461059
dear zoomers before this video having a fat ass was considered a flaw and girls would taunt girls they didnt like because of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q91hydQRGyM
Anonymous No.214461121 >>214461176 >>214461195
>>214461067
Her ass is still pretty solid desu
Anonymous No.214461122 >>214461165 >>214461168
>>214461103
eh
Anonymous No.214461129
>>214460648 (OP)
the nurse scene from Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Anonymous No.214461131
>>214461100
I could lost my pasta if I don't
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>>214461111
Yeah it's literally everything. She was a dimepiece but her venus dimples are probably the most strikly immaculate thing for me.
Anonymous No.214461140
>>214461103
she looks like she's fucking ... guys
Anonymous No.214461143
>>214460695
Based
Anonymous No.214461145 >>214461165 >>214461168
>>214461103
oh nonono
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>>214461122
>>214461145
Anonymous No.214461168 >>214461188
>>214461122
>>214461145
ha ha ha, bitch is only tits, her shills pretend she is something else
Anonymous No.214461169
got something cooking again im seattle
Anonymous No.214461176 >>214461195 >>214461411
>>214461121
i mean, sure . . .
Anonymous No.214461188 >>214461330
>>214461168
You got BTFO again, homo.
Sydney is the whole idea.
Anonymous No.214461195 >>214461411
>>214461121
>>214461176
. . . but at what cost?
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>>214460758
I was trying to remember my first and thought it was the chick from the start of Lethal Weapon, but that was the first kino tiddies.
This was it.
Anonymous No.214461234
>>214460761
I remember this being mesmerizing but now seeing those clips idk. I went on the old imdb forums after watching the movie and all the threads on that page were about her ass lol. What happened?
Anonymous No.214461250
>>214460913
I had a weird experience when I went to a school for emotionally disturbed teens and there were only two vhs tapes to choose from for weekly Friday movie. This movie was one of them. I always thought it was so weird because I would have the biggest boner in class during this scene.
Anonymous No.214461252
>>214460761
for like ten minutes she really had a nice ass
Anonymous No.214461262
Duff
Anonymous No.214461269 >>214461444
this lady in crocodile dundee
Anonymous No.214461292 >>214461439
classic gaze here. dumbass tom brady.
Anonymous No.214461330 >>214461449
>>214461188
ha ha ha even Larson has a butt that way, your bitch doesn't belong to butts league, retard
Anonymous No.214461411
>>214461176
>>214461195
This is so sad.
Anonymous No.214461439 >>214461524
>>214461292
im on day 5 nofap and this webm just hits different
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>>214460758
>>214461269
here have a webm
Anonymous No.214461449 >>214461601
>>214461330
>larson
jesus, kys
Anonymous No.214461479 >>214461511
this seems to be a general ass thread instead of first ass, so I'll dump some
Anonymous No.214461511 >>214461582
>>214461479
Dude, it's hard to remember your first ass when you get to be our age. Cut the thread some slack, jack.
Anonymous No.214461521 >>214462649
>>214460648 (OP)
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>>214461439
tight asses have their place in this world
Anonymous No.214461582 >>214461607
>>214461511
I was cutting you some slack. chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help
Anonymous No.214461601 >>214461683 >>214461707 >>214461735
>>214461449
Why does her ass looks much more mediocre in the actual movies she's in?
Anonymous No.214461607 >>214461846
>>214461582
she is just wonderful, imagine if all goblinas looked like her
Anonymous No.214461683
>>214461601
because this is a photo with some editing you dumbass
Anonymous No.214461699 >>214462784
>>214460741
Imagine... being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it
Anonymous No.214461707 >>214462104
>>214461601
Actually looks amazing in movies too.
Anonymous No.214461735
>>214461601
It's a great ass, the right balance of fat and muscle.
Anonymous No.214461772 >>214461980
>>214460648 (OP)
Madeleine Stowe's peach in Stakeout
Anonymous No.214461806 >>214462147
>>214460764
GOAT tier
>>214460648 (OP)
I'm old af so picrel
Anonymous No.214461846
>>214461607
If she'd had kids with her ex long term partner I fear what they may have turned out like
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>>214461772
saving this one
Anonymous No.214461992
>>214461205
Kino
Anonymous No.214462104 >>214462169
>>214461707
i want to love a girl so bad bros..
Anonymous No.214462118 >>214462217
I thought this was gigantic when I was a kid. Never saw an ass this big on TV or movies.
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>>214461806
do you mean Paradise?
Anonymous No.214462152 >>214462255
Built
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>>214462104
LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY
CHASE YOUR DREAMS
YOU WILL BE 50 HERE STILL POSTING
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>>214460648 (OP)
>What's the best ass U have seen in movies
I feel sad to admit that I don't remember, porn has eaten away at my memory so I can't mention it.
Anonymous No.214462217 >>214462280
>>214462118
did she work out? that is a nice ass for being so thin otherwise
Anonymous No.214462255
>>214462152
>Measuring from the side and not bone pressed along the top of the shaft
fraud
Anonymous No.214462280 >>214462433
>>214462217
No, she's just Polish. Fun fact: she was married to the guy that played Crocodile Dundee! However, now she is married to picrel, so maybe there is hope for us all ...
Anonymous No.214462398 >>214462442 >>214462446 >>214462711 >>214463353
posting in a Biel's thread
Anonymous No.214462433
>>214462280
Idk how being polish is relevant?
Anonymous No.214462442 >>214462585
>>214462398
This is what I feel like when i get (You)'s
Anonymous No.214462446 >>214462517
>>214462398
You better Bielieve it
Anonymous No.214462454 >>214463383
i like white girl butts
Anonymous No.214462474
>>214460695
Same
Anonymous No.214462493
>>214460764
3/10 tranny tier
Anonymous No.214462506 >>214462672
Rena Riffel in Showgirls. Liz Berkley was super hot in that movie but Rena Riffel had the better bod.
Anonymous No.214462517
>>214462446
I do
Anonymous No.214462540
Deborah Caprioglio in Paprika

If you know you know
Anonymous No.214462552
>>214460764
Her personality turn me off in this movie, based redpill tho, Eyes Wide Shut btw
Anonymous No.214462585
>>214462442
you feel like you have a big butt...?
Anonymous No.214462618
>>214460741
Ass like a 10 year old boy
Anonymous No.214462649
>>214461521
hamas did this
Anonymous No.214462672
>>214462506
s-tier ass. actual dancer, and it shows.
Anonymous No.214462680
Heather Graham's brief cheeks in LiS got me going. Praise the UHD release.
Anonymous No.214462696 >>214463016
Friday the 13th Part II
Anonymous No.214462711 >>214463353
>>214462398
She's still got it
Anonymous No.214462734
Eva Mendes
Anonymous No.214462784 >>214462839
>>214461699
fuck off with these chatgpt posts
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>>214462816
looks like my gf in 9th grade
Anonymous No.214462839
>>214462784
lurk moar
Anonymous No.214462875
>>214462816
>feet not in the frame
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Cocoon maybe
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>>214461103
Fuck that's big.
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Anonymous No.214462960 >>214462971 >>214462993 >>214463051 >>214463178
For me its JLo
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>>214462960
I watched The Cell recently and it was kino, JLo's ass being no exception.
Anonymous No.214462974
>>214462892
terrific dumper. Brad Dourif has great genes.
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>>214462960
hell yeah
Anonymous No.214462994
>>214460648 (OP)
god I'm so lonley and horny I could suck a huge juicy cock and I'm not even gay, just American.
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>>214463107
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>>214462960
Anonymous No.214463213 >>214463253 >>214463285 >>214463622
>>214463107
>>214463157
Salma packing heat.
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>>214463213
hmmm yes scurry away to privacy my tanned taco temptress

we shall be together soon
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>>214463213
Breath of fresh ass
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Anonymous No.214463303 >>214463592
>myfatherthehero.ban
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>>214462398
>>214462711
Probably this scene
Anonymous No.214463383
>>214462454
She just showed hers at a new premier again
Anonymous No.214463592
>>214463303
i don't get why we can't post it
Anonymous No.214463622
>>214463213
I too like bare asses
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>>214460695