Thread 214463360

this movie is retarded

>>214463360 (OP)
Wrong. It's goofy as fuck AND retarded.

>>214463360 (OP)
It's so bad compared to Man of Steel

It's so bad and retarded. Gunn's audience are mentally challenged chimps.

>>214463360 (OP)
Its for man-childs what did you expect

I walked out when everyone instantly believed the news saying superman was a bad despite him saving everyone a second earlier

>>214463439
Agree man of stel is the best

>>214463360 (OP)
We know.

>>214463525
>We

I'm glad it was a flop for WB. Serves them right.

KRYPTO GOES

HULK SMASH

AHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON STARLORDMAN'S FACE??!?!???!

why is green lantern the best character lmao

1A
1A
1A
1A!!!

>>214463490
I know this didn't happen but I can imagine it in my mind. I myself wanted to walk out during the dumb Kaiju scene but didn't.

>>214463552
Krypto could have easily killed Lex there and Superman barely tried to stop him. LEASH YOUR DOGS.

>>214463698
>I know this didn't happen

but it did
i was just trying to kill time before a saturday night out and i was already drinking during the movie

People bitch about the Pa Kent stuff in Man of Steel but the Jor-El stuff in this was way more of a departure from the classic Superman origin.

>>214463360 (OP)
There is zero chance another Gunn Superman movie makes money. Everyone went to the first one out of curiosity and barely half of the people liked it. This universe is DOA.

>>214463763
If Snyder turned Jor-El and Laura into a rapists, there would be riots in the streets. Everything flies with pedo cuck writing though.

>>214463360 (OP)
It the only passable live action Superman content since the 80s, but ok
You are just seething since 2013, I'm sure you will be ready to move on pretty soon

>>214463916
Turns out that flaws can be excused in fanfiction, but not in hatefiction

>>214463360 (OP)
I think it's really telling that there's more discussion about the box office than the content of the film. I found it underwhelming with half baked visuals. The fight in the football field might be the worst capeshit fight I've ever seen

>>214463360 (OP)
That's a jewfaggot

It's comfykino

>>214463950
It felt like Netflix streaming tier slop. Not a first run theatrical movie.

>>214463950
Even Gunnpedos spend most of their time screeching about Snyder than actually bothering with the movie. Doesn't surprise me as it had less of substance and thought put into it than a McDonald's Happy Meal.

>>214463950
Nobody discusses movies. And people discussing box office haven't seen the movie either way and are just seething snydertards
People who have seen it in August discussed it in august.
Also it's not that capeshit invites discussion either way

One thing that sticks with me from this movie was near the end when they expose Luthor's plan and they show all the talking heads on TV reacting to it. They show Maxwell Lord, a character we haven't even seen on screen until now played by James Gunn's brother and he says "The one thing liberals and conservatives can agree on is they hate Lex Luthor." this is supposed to be the big triumphant moment of the film and they whip out this nuclear grade groaner of a line.

>>214463360 (OP)
fuck Gunn sir. bloody benchod basterd bitch. he fuck Superman sir in ass with bullshit fuck writing. chootiya!

>>214464033
>Nobody discusses movies
Holy pedo COPE

>>214464028
>Snydertards are the onse making all these reging threads
>why are people mentionign snyder in these threads?
kek. it your wound didn't close in 13 years, it's there to stay. make peace with that

>>214464050
Keep up the efforts, false flagging saar!

>>214464044
What an odd complaint

>>214464044
I'm tired of Gunn shoving his friends, family and fuck girls into everything.

>>214464053
Care to prove otherwise?
all I see is your impotent rage.
people who liked Superman Returns moved on and didn't throw a tantrum when people called it bad, and that movie was 10x better and more deserving of a sequel than Man of Shit
What makes you special? It's jsut generational degrade?

I wouldn't mind the humor in this movie if it was actually funny, but it's the same way too broad blowhard Gunn shtick he always does. By the point they repeated the "Super-Harem" joke for the fourth or fifth time I was outright pissed off.

>>214464093
Even Superman Returns generated more geniune discussion than this MCU Happy Meal toy.

Superman 2025 is one of the worst superhero movies of all times. James Gunn, who excels in directing overdone violence, out of place quips, undeserved melodrama and perverted sex obsession brings all his trademark traits to this rendition of Superman. This isn't a Superman movie, it's a Marvel/Guardians of Galaxy movie with Superman in the middle of it. In fact, Gunn seems to enjoy writing Justice Gang far more than he does writing Superman. The former which ran off two jokes that were repeated ad nauseam throughout the movie.

What makes Superman a compelling character is gone in Gunn's sloppy adaption. He's not particularly strong, he's not particularly wise, he's a poor leader, he's extremely narcissist and gets easily emotional. And this is supposed to be a seasoned Superman. It's almost like Gunn was projecting his own shitty flawed character on to Superman. The only missing touch would be if Lois was a minor.

The action scenes are just a complete mess of CG blob. Superman is basically a rag doll that gets thrown all over the place and nothing in this movie has weight or meaning to it, particularly in its action. There's a scene where Lois and Mr Terrific break into enemy HQ and the whole ordeal is of course settled with a very catchy music montage of all the enemies being dismantled with utter ease. The next scene is of Clark trying to keep a CGI baby from drowning in lava with his deus ex dog arriving in timely manner to save him again. This is straight out of a Marvel movie and has no place in a Superman movie.

This rendition of Lex is also his most shallow depiction. There is no nuance or intelligence to this Lex. He's not particularly shrewd and constantly spills out his plans for everyone to find out. He throws into temper tantrums just like Superman and starts to sob and cry because Superman is better than him. Where is the elegance and intelligence of Luthor? This is basically a spoiled rich kid battling another spoiled strong kid. 1/10, MCU slop.

It really was bad, just a jumbled mess of supes getting his ass kicked, diverse squaking nobody, bowlcut and the black guy who got all of suped cool parts. Oh and he made ma and pa Kent into downs syndrome retards. OH and yeah the whole "Go conquer the stupid humans my son". lmao what a fuckin clusterfuck.

>>214464069
There's numerous moments in the script where Gunn clearly thought he was cooking and it's a complete whiff. Like the "Kindness is punk rock" and "I'm as human as anyone" scenes.

Gunn is such a perverted pedo creep that he even turned his parents into rape enablers.

>>214464116
Sure you aren't using your feelings to make that statement.
People also got less comically angry about movies back then. Nobody formed a cult around MAc & Me and spent all the 90s extremely angry at further attempt at sci fi for teens

>>214464172
I like the BTS footage of Corenswet objecting to his lines and Gunn doing the biggest asspull to justify his therapy session lines. Atleast they were sensible enough to remove the "I HAVE FEEEELINGS TOO" line.

>>214464172
Facts.

>>214464172
The whole movie is basically a hate statement against the Nolan/Snyder era of DC and pedo man thought that alone would carry his hurt butt.

Saar melty.

>>214463441
Absolute SOVL. Reminds me of Raimi Spider-Man, the spirit of capeshit lives

>>214464248
Try harder bud

>>214464172
Both perfectly fine lines that fit the argument what's being said by the characters in the respective scense.
Sounds like you know those lines from online parrots, ano

>>214464136
>extreme emotional meltdown
>no argument
kek

>>214463360 (OP)
at least it made people watch and appreciate man of steel

>>214464219
I love how you retards perceive not going against the source material as a personal affront lmao

Where's Man of Steel 2 saars?

>>214464219
It's clear that Gunn isn't a Superman guy. His whole approach was too self conscious about addressing the criticism that Superman isn't relatable enough, that and its very one note depiction of Superman as a "good guy" show that he fundamentally doesn't get the character. The way that the movie was completely uninterested in the Clark Kent/Superman double identity, and it ends with him essentially disowning his alien heritage is a huge misstep.

>>214464348
>things that never happened
Man of Shit was reviled for a reason

My nigga Lex Luger

>>214463360 (OP)
David Corenswet and Nicholas Hoult and Skyler Gisondo are relentlessly handsome.

>>214464400
Yeah, it needed mor murder and less color.
If a movie is liked by more than 13 people is casual shit

the engineer is so retarded

>>214464461
why are you watching superhero movies?

Saw it with my gf and she didn’t stop stalking about how hot lex was the whole time after :/

>>214464511
because my dumbass kid likes em

>>214464028
this actress looks and sounds like a retard lmao

>>214464545
She looked awful in the cat pic I saw before the movie, but she's not terrible at al in the movie
female characters are surprisingliy good looking for a movie made in 2025.

>>214464517
Your wife's kid

>>214464617
yes me and my wife's kid
why are you terminally online people so obsessed with cuckoldry?

>>214464427
be silent jeet, denial is not a river in egypt

test

Why was Lois so low energy?

hello sirs

>>214464545
the hawk girl is much cuter but she does sound retarded when screeching lol

>>214463360 (OP)
it's just man of steel for gen z

>>214464638
The have nothing else in their lives but sitting in a room alone smacking themselves in the head screaming "WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!" Then they take some meds and come post here.

>>214464457
Brain damaged 'jeet. Starlordman is a mass murderer.

>>214465133
It's GoTG with DC characters.

>>214463360 (OP)
It's shit but you can't even properly discuss its issues because idiots like >>214463439 >>214463499
are paid to shit up any thread

>>214463360 (OP)
yes. yes it is.

214465795
>posts a scene that clearly shows the Raptors are still alive
Jeets are so fucking retarded.

>>214464257
Name one thing bad or wrong with that scene

>>214464740
>extremely awkward attempt at humour
>>214465133
>that was man of steel itself

>>214466124
>fall 500 meters with heavy armor
>they're alive because Gunn said so ;)
The same retards impressed when Metropolis getting nuked somehow results in ZERO deaths. You're fake.

>>214465795
>lolrandom no u accusation posted along a webm where noone is murdered
I don't see mass murder, starlors or Superman making out over the corpses with his macguffin postwall gif he knew the day before

It's amazing how hard Snyder's movies mindbroke Gunn and his gang of online manchild pedophiles.

This whole scene is so blunt and melodramatic it really requires a sub 70 IQ manchild to think is somehow clever or engaging way of telling characters. Gunn is a fraud online fanboy. He's not a creator. He's a parasite.

>>214466565
>Snyder Superman kisses Lois after barely defeating Zod in a gruesome fist fight to the death
>Gunn Starlordman does funny quip and starts to sob uncontrollably when there's a black hole tearing Metropolis into two

>>214466559
The movie said they are alive = They are alive
The movie say a man can fly = he flies
Do you have trouble following what's on screen?
Masterchief survived 10 falling grom orbit because he had superarmor and nobody has a problem, but this movie is bad because you say that no, this supermagic comicbook armor can't do what you want

>>214466587
Do you think Hoult felt embarrassed acting this scene out or was he thinking of his easy 2 millies?

>>214466603
>The movie said they are alive = They are alive
Yes this is why you're retarded and your pedo king has you by the balls. He can say tomorrow that nobody died in 9/11 and you'd believe it because he everything the director says makes sense and doesn't contradict basic logic at all right?

GIANT OVEN MITTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>214466587
Sait the manchild mindbroken by a movie that by doing the bare minimum surpassed by leaps and bound the manchild shit snyder flopped with 13 years ago.
You are just angry that people couldn't wait to move on from your flopped shit like literally everyone have said to you for more than a decade

>>214466638
Bro everyone tuned the fuck outta this pedoslop the moment they saw the trailer (which had record breaking views)

>>214463360 (OP)
I've always been an IMDb fag but seeing letterboxd giving this more stars is hilarious. That platform is supposed to be for enthusiasts yet it's taken over by zoomers who treat every capeshit movie like it's the second coming of jesus christ

Gunnjeets, kneel before Zod Snyder

>>214466587
It’s amazing how after almost a decade Snyder fanboys can’t get over the fact he and his pseud slop are done with. You guys are worse than Rick & Morty fanboys.

>>214466669
These online ratings have been turned a joke since millennial manchildren took over the internet.

>>214466598
man of murder aura farms over orpses after 40 min of killing people and destroying city, gf teleports an start kissing over corpses, then 20 mis of more murder and then crying because hemurdred one person too much, because hack retard rememebered that the actual superman wouldn't kill, be sad because manchild because evil man booboo, then be happy because manchild beacuse sunny scene happy ending on his bicycle
>Superman wins against evil clone, stops luthor, laugh at funny retards in armor thinking they could stop hin, wins

Stop being comically angry. A bad movie flopping 13 years ago is not a big deal

>>214466626
>Nonsequitur
>anger
>emotional meltdown
lol

>>214466670
Ah shit this needs updating...AGAIN

>>214466697
>man of murder aura farms
Stopped reading there, make yourself capable of an original thought, Gunnjeet.

>>214466670
>>214466660
Everyone normal rememeber a differente history, snyderjeet.
Do you remember when Razzie happend, when no snyderverse happened, when netflix happened, when no career happened?
We all do

>>214466721
This version is better because it also shows the more that rate it, the further it drops. Suffice to say the first 100k reviews were just WB bots.

>>214466750
I remember this history>>214466757
LMAOOOOOO

What a win!

>>214466731
I get it. you are tired of your bad movie being called bad for 13 years straight by everyone, audience an chritics, fans and normies, oild and young. Have you tried making peace with the fact that peopel call it bad because it's bad and nobody liked it?
And maybe stop crying?
Also nobody owe you new fancy ways of saying "it's bad" to keep you entertained.

>>214466757
>>214466767
>>214466780
>Snydertard making up things again.
kek
Superman succeeded. Snydershit flopped

>>214466802
Same level of kino as The Shining.

Meanwhile Gunn's Starlordman is too irrelevant to even be bothered with remembering.

YEAH I'M A SNYDER FAN AND I SPENT TE LAST DECADE BEING ANGRY, SO WHAT???
IF MY MOVIES ARE BAD AN UNPROFITABLE, THEN ALL MOVIES ARE BAD AND UNPROFITABLE
YES I WILL SPEND ALL MY WAKING TIME MAKING SURE YOU ARE AWARE OF THAT, I'M THAT ANGRY

>>214466819
SHining is good tho, good being taken seriously by anyone when you say the same for snydershit

looks like you can't take your mind off of it even to take a nap. Talk about being irrelevant, lmao!
Even the few detractors can't stop discussing it!

>>214466868
>SHining is good tho
Not according to the Razzies though you third-world trash

>>214466888
Shining is good tho.
Public reception and critics never went back from their extreme disdain for snydershit. That's why there was never a snyderverse.
There was no market or audience for that, and people where univeersally loud about it.
Do you deny it?

>>214463360 (OP)
I want to eat supergirls sweaty super ass

>>214467010
Finally someone who enter one of these threads without a baggage of childish butthurt
How's your day, anon?

>>214467048
Been up all night stoned

>>214463552
Good dog.

>>214463441
>>214466212
This looks fucking terrible. So cartoonish and badly done, it looks like one of those scenes from Bollywood movies with the crazy, over the top physics. You know the target audience for this is third worlders.

>>214467111
That's nice

>>214467268
Dude, don't act like angry fling bodybuilders beign ragdolled into cgi buildings was any better.
At least this one isn't brown and infantile, just too much comicbooky

>>214467318
Saar

IMHO, it was bad slop with very dumb story choices being made.

Tertiary characters doing all the heavy work like undoing the rift, saving Superman from prison, undoing Lex Luthors's plans like the Superman smear campaign etc. just makes Superman feel like an incompetent, weak fool. He was more of a Lois Lane in this slop then a true Superman. HE was the damsel in distress.

That makes this slop very unenjoyable to watch.

>>214467318
English.

>>214467335
The Lois actuall ybeign a journalist and solving that side of the plot was great. Mr Terrific dealing with the tech shit was fitting.
For me it's the dog that was overused. That littel shit should have been see at the beginning, of destroying the cams and his own reveng should have been against Luthor's goons. I would have avoided interrupting the retardclone and biting Lex. It's was overused

>>214463360 (OP)
You're just saying that cause it's retarded.

So you're saying literally no civilians died fighting the giant kaiju, the giant interdimensional being in the background while Superman was making out with Lois, the actual black hole tearing Metropolis in half and the brawl in Not-Palestine?

Cool story Gunn!

>>214469061
WTF is that?This movie makes Mummy 2's CGI look great.
Literal AI slop movie

>>214469189
A lot of shots look AI generated if you pause frame by frame. It's such an ugly movie. Competency drain is real.

>>214463360 (OP)
superflop

>>214463360 (OP)
Poor casting decisions tanked Superman. Especially in the Flash movie.

>>214463360 (OP)
I always knew Gunn was a hack.

>>214463667
this exact scene was in that shitty wolverine origins movie

>>214464400
the alien immigrant shit is awful and actively hurts the character, only jews like it, he’s a de facto human

>>214463360 (OP)
>zoomer man of steel

>>214464400
It’s clear you don’t know shit about Superman. He was always about being a refugee to the US and embracing US values. “Truth, Justice and the America Way.” Krypton didn’t even originally have a name and was a footnote for decades along with Jor El. The Donner movie is what put a focus on Jor-el and that was entirely because WB demanded Brando to him sell the movie

>>214463552
wait this shit is so kino

>>214472531
>Krypton didn’t even originally have a name and was a footnote for decades along with Jor El. The Donner movie is what put a focus on Jor-el and that was entirely because WB demanded Brando to him sell the movie
Completely wrong, Superman found out the specifics of his origin in 1949 in the comics. Krypton was a huge part of his stories after that especially throughout the Silver Age (1958-1970).

We don't like Superman being quiet and brooding.
We prefer him being an emotional whiny bitch.

>>214473322
so krypton was huge when everyone stopped liking superman

>>214474020
Superman consistently outsold Batman until the 90s.

>>214463360 (OP)
It looks retarded too.