Thread 214463433

>Fat husband whose life is devoted to scheming to get more food, tv, sex or sleep
>Hot but bitchy wife that's in the wrong as much as her husband
>Jerry Stiller doing Frank Costanza but turned up to 11
>Patton Oswalt actually likeable and constantly used as a pawn or fall guy in Arthur's low-stakes scams
>Uncle Tom best friend that's the voice of reason
>Annoying cousin that ends up in bickering bromance with roommate
>Lous Ferrigno is the neighbour playing himself
These archetypes made for a near perfect sitcom.

I hate his big fat american head

>>214463572
I'm gonna be a dad,yea.

>that episode where Doug travels to the big city to secure a loan for a new business idea but he gets raped by Will Smith instead

what the fuck were they thinking?

>>214463926
Will just straight up murdering 'im.

>>214463433 (OP)
Remember when they had an Italian. And a dog. And siblings.

>>214463433 (OP)
All women secretly desire a big fat white guy like Doug

>>214464295
Where's my free hot pussy then (or am I not fat ENOUGH ?)

>>214463433 (OP)
Would've been better without the spook.

Weird they didn't have kids. What was meant by this?

>>214465779
Forgot to mention that you have to be a highly paid ups driver making $100k/year
>>214465821
Dual income, no kids is the best way to live

>>214463433 (OP)
patton oswalt in king of queens was ok when i didn't know him from anything else but now i cannot stand the insufferable little shit unless he's voicing a completely pathetic wretch of a cartoon character like the penguin in bojack

>>214465821
they try in one episode but kid actors can ruin otherwise good sitcoms. they made the right choice.
Everybody Loves Raymond was alright when it was an Allie focused plot but those children of the corn that played the twins were just awful

>>214465854
>Dual income, no kids is the best way to live
If you want to end up in a care home staffed by Haitians.

>>214463433 (OP)
Hot?

>>214463926
That makes it two movies where will smith rapes men

>>214465821
if you watched the show, the reason they don't have kids is arthur. also carrie is prego and they're they're adopting a chink at the end.

Perfect sitcom coming through

>>214465917
care homes won't exist in 10 years when the boomers that could afford them all die

>>214465965
t. linwood boomer

>>214465779
Get big strong arms. Women love it.

>>214463433 (OP)
I'm convinced that there is something in a woman's brain that after she has a kid that turns off her desire for sex. Like her breeding function is complete now her whole focus must be on raising the child. Is there a way to reset a woman back into wanting sex? Literally asking for a friend.

>>214466033
my wife never stopped wanting it, idk what i did right. she's threatened to withhold sex from me before and when i called her bluff, she was panting for it by day 4.
i make her into a soaked, quivering mess when we fuck, though. her clit is like a retard button.

>>214466033
this is exactly why (((marital rape))) is retarded

>>214466130
My friend's wife was a fucking fiend before they had a kid, she especially loved anal. But then they had a kid, and obviously he left her alone to recover, but now she only puts out if she's trying to bribe him.

>>214465917
What makes you think your children will look after you?

>>214463433 (OP)

King of KINO

I cant stop watching this show bros

>>214466384
You are Indian or Muslim.

>>214467002
He doesn't have any children to begin with lol

>>214467719
>t. gynocentric jestermaxxer