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Anonymous No.214466848 >>214467024 >>214467030 >>214467073 >>214467141 >>214467287 >>214467346 >>214472672 >>214473735
which one will pass first?
Anonymous No.214466963 >>214466987 >>214470360
There's no way that English jackass outlives me.
Anonymous No.214466987
>>214466963
i dont believe for a moment you are william shatner
Anonymous No.214467001 >>214467521
Patrick Stewart hasn’t looked great in the last couple of years so I’d say him
Anonymous No.214467024 >>214467089
>>214466848 (OP)
Patrick will never pass
Anonymous No.214467030
>>214466848 (OP)
I think Patrick would be the first to pass. He just seems a lot hairier than Bill so he'd look a lot better in a dress.
Anonymous No.214467073 >>214467124
>>214466848 (OP)
Probably Stewart, he seems happier and more content. He'd accept his passing and let it happen. Shatner is too much of an asshole and would refuse to die because he still has too many grudges to hold onto.
Anonymous No.214467089
>>214467024
Looks just like my granny
Anonymous No.214467124 >>214467180
>>214467073
what makes you dislike that old fella that much?
Anonymous No.214467141 >>214468239 >>214468322
>>214466848 (OP)
Bill cannot die until Sulu passes from obstructed bowels or some monkey pox related faggotry. After that I'm sure he will age very fast and peacefully slip into eternal rest.
Anonymous No.214467180 >>214467207 >>214467295
>>214467124
I don't dislike him at all, he's just kind of notoriously spiteful. I don't know the circumstances of how the business made him that way.
Anonymous No.214467207
>>214467180
probably cause all of his characters get killed off in embarrassing ways
Anonymous No.214467287
>>214466848 (OP)
Patrick Stewart probably. Shatner will make 100.
Anonymous No.214467295 >>214467487
>>214467180
You think he's "an asshole" and "spiteful" but you don't dislike him? Come on now. I dislike Stewart - he's a fine actor but a smug twat with terrible ideas (both his politics and his ideas for characters etc) who, unlike based Bill, was all too happy to participate in the travesty that is nutrek.
Anonymous No.214467346
>>214466848 (OP)
Depends. Takei's eternal hatred is directly fuelling Shatner's lifeforce
Anonymous No.214467487 >>214467876
>>214467295
You can be critical of someone without disliking them, retard. And you said you disliked Stewart because of his politics, anon just described Shatner’s personality.
Anonymous No.214467521 >>214470716
>>214467001
Has he? It's hard to tell. As for Shatner, he could easily pass for a men at least twenty years younger.
Anonymous No.214467876
>>214467487
>You can be critical of someone without disliking them, retard
Sure, but I find it implausible that he'd have used those words while having no feelings about him one way or the other. "Asshole" and "spiteful" are pretty emotive. If he'd said something along the lines of "He's kind of an amusingly bitchy asshole", OK.
>And you said you disliked Stewart because of his politics
Partially but not entirely. For instance, he thinks of himself as kind of eternally working class because he grew up in a home with an outside toilet - when he hasn't been poor or even lived in the UK for decades (and it wasn't that unusual - my grandparents had a house like that). Another example: when he first saw an episode of Red Dwarf his initial reaction was wanting to sue the creators because he considered it a shameless rip-off of Star Trek.
And when allowed to stick his oar in he makes such brilliant contributions as "Picard should be into dune buggies suddenly" and "Picard should be into dogs suddenly". When forced to shut up and do as he's told, he's a fine actor, as I said. I've enjoyed his performances in all sorts of stuff, from I, Clavdivs on (and I see he also appeared in Civilisation - need to rewatch that soon).
>anon just described Shatner’s personality
Yeah, but he seems to be throwing shade at Shatner while pretending he doesn't feel strongly about him, which to me suggests it probably is about politics for him. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's my guess. I, on the other hand (though you might disagree with me), am being honest.
Anonymous No.214468239 >>214468340 >>214470256
>>214467141
This. Takai would become insufferable on a scale never before seen if he outlives Shatner
Anonymous No.214468322 >>214469430
>>214467141
>Bill cannot die until Sulu passes
This, but also Chekov simply because Shatner deserves to be the last one standing.

If Shatner is an asshole, then he's my kind of asshole. Also, fuck Patrick Stewart, he never deserved his success.
Anonymous No.214468340 >>214470256 >>214470729
>>214468239
>Takai would become insufferable on a scale never before seen
Is it even possible to be more insufferable than he already is???
Anonymous No.214468492
Gas? Shatner.
Anonymous No.214469430 >>214470220
>>214468322
>but also Chekov
That probably won't be an issue. Last time I saw a pic he didn't look all that great.
Anonymous No.214470220
>>214469430
>Chekov
>Last time I saw a pic he didn't look all that great.
>Had open heart surgery around age 50
>Son anHeroed
True.
Anonymous No.214470256 >>214470290 >>214470455
>>214468239
>>214468340
What he would do, is post a 'sincere' RIP post for Bill but it would drip with conceit and smugness somewhere. Bill being the last to die would be so fitting but moreso than that, I want him to deny Takei the satisfaction of outliving the Captain.
Anonymous No.214470290
>>214470256
>TNG and the shows of that era with assembles
>TOS was not and instead very much the Captain Kirk show - trio of Spock and Bones if you want
What the fuck is his problem? Takei was never a Riker to Kirk, let alone a Troi, Geordi, Word, or even Dr. Crusher because TOS was not an assemble
Anonymous No.214470360
>>214466963
Bill if it's you give us a sign
post something on twitter only we'd get
Anonymous No.214470455 >>214470628
>>214470256
>Bill being the last to die would be so fitting
What many don't know or forgot is that YEARS ago Bill used to do a comedy bit at conventions about being the last surviving cast member and dying himself on stage at a con. The point, and he's said this somewhere, was that the rest were PISSED that he claimed he'd outlive the others. THIS is why I want him to outlast everyone, just to prove he was right.

I wouldn't have wished this against Nimoy or Kelley or Doohan even, but now that it's down to three I do. I originally thought it would have been Uhura or maybe Takei.
Anonymous No.214470568 >>214470665 >>214471289 >>214471498
wew
Anonymous No.214470628
>>214470455
Sulu and Chekov have a unnecessary hate boner against Bill so I'm fine with that. Thank you for the info about his standup. I didn't know that at all. I'm still amazed at his appearance for a man in his 90s. Last I checked he looks like a ruddy faced yet strong guy in his 70s
Anonymous No.214470665
>>214470568
I'd like a series that isn't a DS9 sequel as such but makes heavy use of the series, like a massive galactic geopolitical crisis because Sisko and Garak's chicanery gets exposed to everybody
Anonymous No.214470716
>>214467521
Ya shatner aint good looking but damn if he doesnt look great for ninety fucking four
Anonymous No.214470729 >>214470989
>>214468340
If he troon out he sure would be.
Anonymous No.214470989
>>214470729
He's not going to chop off his favorite plaything
Anonymous No.214471102 >>214473709
I'm going to be sad when Marina Sirtis dies
Anonymous No.214471289
>>214470568
Now I don't feel so old. And the list should end with Enterprise, as Star Trek did.
Anonymous No.214471498
>>214470568
>Stewart is only 9yrs younger than Shatner
I never knew Stewart and Shatner are that close in age. I would have guessed the difference to be closer to 20yrs.
Anonymous No.214472672
>>214466848 (OP)
>Kevin... why are we shooting my scenes first..?
Anonymous No.214473709
>>214471102
>soon we will have AI settings that will modify every female that shows up on screen to look like this
The future looks bright.
Bill Shatner No.214473735
>>214466848 (OP)
You!
Anonymous No.214473862
I have a lot of fun doing impressions of TOS characters and TNG characters but I never watched much of any of the series after those. Do those have fun characters to do impressions of, or not really because they’re not as integrated into pop culture??
Anonymous No.214473911 >>214474177
shatner ritually sacrificed his wife for immortality
Anonymous No.214474177
>>214473911
He certainly would do that