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Anonymous No.214481871 >>214481899
>>214481826 (OP)
English titty vampire
Anonymous No.214481878
>>214481826 (OP)
Bring Her Back is the best horror movie of the year.
Anonymous No.214481885
>>214481826 (OP)
looking tasty
Anonymous No.214481899
>>214481871
>>214481826 (OP)
Kino.
Anonymous No.214481928 >>214481974 >>214482171
samara is the prettiest scream girl
Anonymous No.214481937
>Exeter
>The Ceremony is About to Begin
>Honeydew
All on tubi
Anonymous No.214481974
>>214481928
couldn't get into the accent
Anonymous No.214481996 >>214482025 >>214482072 >>214483172
holy fucking kino.
why didn't you guys tell me about this one?
Anonymous No.214482025
>>214481996
Anonymous No.214482035 >>214482077
I wish zombie gfs were real
Anonymous No.214482072 >>214482095
>>214481996
Is it good? or is it simp bait
Anonymous No.214482077
>>214482035
Anonymous No.214482095 >>214482265
>>214482072
for heterosexuals only, so you can skip
Anonymous No.214482127 >>214482572 >>214482587
not sure they fully thought through the optics of the trans demons
Anonymous No.214482129 >>214485016
Urban Legends Final Cut > Urban Legend
Anonymous No.214482171
>>214481928
Sam is based,
Anonymous No.214482179 >>214482262 >>214483067 >>214483176 >>214483273
Remember that time Todd McFarlane designed two different Blair Witch designs for his movie maniacs line? I know we never really see the witch (the thing in the most recent movie apparently wasn't the witch either) but what did you imagine she looked like?
Anonymous No.214482203 >>214482205
Is Weapons worth checking out?
Anonymous No.214482205
>>214482203
yeah
Anonymous No.214482262 >>214482764
>>214482179
like this, but something you can't really see. just a shadow on the horizon.
Anonymous No.214482265 >>214482288
>>214482095
So it is simp bait. Got it.
Anonymous No.214482288
>>214482265
if you think all heterosexual content is simp bait, yeah. which you do.
Anonymous No.214482304
The hottest power dynamic rape since Starry Eyes
Anonymous No.214482377 >>214482394 >>214482409 >>214482785
any other movies like this one?
Anonymous No.214482394 >>214482450
>>214482377
one of the worst movies i've ever watched
Anonymous No.214482409 >>214482752
>>214482377
Shutter Island
Session 9
Black Swan
Anonymous No.214482450 >>214482481
>>214482394
Terrible taste and no appreciation for the genre, or the insane amount of effort put into the film thematically.
Anonymous No.214482481 >>214482547 >>214482597
>>214482450
>or the insane amount of effort put into the film thematically.
what the fuck does this even mean
it's a bog standard movie, except the protagonist is literally a non-character who passively spectates the whole movie and then of course the epic unpredictable twist of "it was all a dream!" (even though the cover spoils this)

it's shit made for pseudointellectuals who want a movie to make them feel like their tested IQ of 90 was a mistake. like Perfect Blue
Anonymous No.214482547
>>214482481
i just like the descent into madness stuff, don't care about the end
Anonymous No.214482572
>>214482127
Great cast.
Anonymous No.214482587
>>214482127
kek
Anonymous No.214482597 >>214482613
>>214482481
It's not a fucking dream you absolute dimwit. It's called Jacob's Ladder for a reason. How fucking retarded can you be?
Anonymous No.214482608 >>214482732
expected some kind of lsd experience a la enter the void with all that mushroom shit they talk about in the first 5-10 minutes at the start but then it drags on for like 70 minutes to finally reveal that the old grandma is a cannibal and it's done in such a lackluster way it feels like i wasted 6 hours of my life watching
the music is aggravating, the pacing and the set ups are annoying, the acting is just terrible, and the gore and violence is basically nonexistent
oh and lena dunham shows up as a nugget
what a piece of shit
Anonymous No.214482613 >>214482713
>>214482597
>I am LE INTELLECTUAL for liking dogshit movie with reddit-tier "It was all a dream" ending
great job proving the point sport
Anonymous No.214482615 >>214482644 >>214482744 >>214482953 >>214483336 >>214483446
">Say something."
Anonymous No.214482644 >>214483267
>>214482615
bleh
Anonymous No.214482713 >>214482737
>>214482613
>it's a dream because I said it is
You actually are retarded. The movie released before you were born, and you have a plethora of analysis and even the directors commentary from 1990 to explain the simplest shit to you, yet you're still this retarded.
Anonymous No.214482732 >>214482769
>>214482608
You enjoyed it. No need to pretend you didnt.
Anonymous No.214482737 >>214482789
>>214482713
>*puts on #1 smart boy hat* actually it was all a dream while he was... le dying! so it's different and unique!

truly tragic & sad that this is how idiots cope with their low intellect in our age. they used to just read self help books
Anonymous No.214482743
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM_OWaItNJM
Anonymous No.214482744 >>214482766
>>214482615
what year is it....
Anonymous No.214482752
>>214482409
nice, I'll have a look. Just remembered that The Machinist was sort of similar too
Anonymous No.214482764
>>214482262
Looks like a Burzum cover.
Anonymous No.214482766 >>214482824
>>214482744
1980
Anonymous No.214482769 >>214482794
>>214482732
i fast forwarded through the last 30 minutes of it
Anonymous No.214482785
>>214482377
Stay (2005)
Dead End (2003)
Anonymous No.214482789
>>214482737
>*puts on #1 smart boy hat* actually it was all a dream while he was... le dying!
I'm glad you took the time to reflect on yourself.
Anonymous No.214482794 >>214482911
>>214482769
Youre unsuitable for this general.
Anonymous No.214482824
>>214482766
>it is always the 80’s here
Anonymous No.214482906
what does this guy have ageist the basedties?
Anonymous No.214482911
>>214482794
i would sooner rewatch lowlifes, or even kolobos, than this slop
Anonymous No.214482953 >>214483006 >>214483221
>>214482615
the gunn/snyder remake is better than the original
george romero had good concepts but never made a good movie
Anonymous No.214482958
Y'ALL STUPID
Anonymous No.214482980
My manchildren started posting about Gremlins
I had to correct them
Anonymous No.214483006
>>214482953
He was such a cuck
Anonymous No.214483067 >>214483088
>>214482179
i have both figures in the game there are wooden beings too. i imagined a normal hag when i first watched it. the old lady at beginning of the movie that they interviewed that looked like a hag described her as hairy with hair like a horse tho but i didn't pay attention.
hey maybe she lied since she was saying a lot of bullshit.
not seeing her during the film was a good choice because your imagination will always be less goofy and more scary if you are really immersed.

in the 2016 sequel, the monster is a zombified and possessed Elly Kedward, her limbs are like that because she was tied to a tree with heavy rocks tied to her limbs. the fact that it looked like the figure was a cool surprise. even the wooden variant can be explained by her being tied to the tree for a long time and maybe fused with it. online shorts and the second film insist that Elly Kedward was innocent tho but not everything is in a singular canon

whatever it is it's really ancient, the natives had old stories about it too in the lore. maybe it's just the forest that's sentient or some evil entity/powerful monster lives there.
maybe the filmmakers sent McFarlane concept arts they had for future projects or cancelled, but since Lionsgate took total control of the franchise before the first film released, it was probably from their studios.
Anonymous No.214483088 >>214483115
>>214483067
tl;dr
kys yammering faggot
Anonymous No.214483115
>>214483088
if you got sand in your vagina, inject water in it gently with an enema bulb
Anonymous No.214483172
>>214481996
This one is very similar.
Anonymous No.214483176
>>214482179
Is the reboot worth a watch?
Anonymous No.214483177 >>214483196 >>214483369 >>214484863 >>214484900
Watching the original Hellraiser.

Whoever made this is sick in the head. The gore isn't even that bad, but it's so gratuitous that it's obvious that whoever made this got off on this shit. The whole "pain and pleasure simultaneously" is so clearly some perverted sexual kink of the writer.
Anonymous No.214483196 >>214483266
>>214483177
>This horror movie is horrific!
ffs
Anonymous No.214483221 >>214483326
>>214482953
>the gunn/snyder remake is better than the original
Agreed. Rare instance of a remake outdoing the original.
Anonymous No.214483266 >>214483344 >>214483369
>>214483196
What bothers me is that it's so clearly a sexual kink. I like stuff that's creepy like The Thing. I don't want to read a writer's weird BDSM porn.
Anonymous No.214483267
>>214482644
What a qt.
Anonymous No.214483273
>>214482179
Probably just a shadow person. Or something you'd see in sleep paralysis, different forms, etc.
Anonymous No.214483280 >>214483365
Finished Alma and the Wolf. Rated kinda low on imdb but wasn't that bad. Kinda starts off as a surreal mystery story about hunting down a wolf with some comedy sprinkled in here and there, but gets super heavy towards the end and has a nice unexpected twist. Also has the asian bitch from sinners. Not a bad watch.
Anonymous No.214483305
Just saw Crone Wood on tubi. Not bad
Anonymous No.214483326 >>214483432
>>214483221
did you see the crazies?
Anonymous No.214483336
>>214482615
...
Anonymous No.214483344
>>214483266
did not get that vibe when i watched it recently for the first time. but i was born in a year where my first exposure to clive barker was abarat
Anonymous No.214483365
>>214483280
Yeah, gem movie
Anonymous No.214483369 >>214483621
>>214483177
>>214483266
>so clearly some perverted sexual kink of the writer.
Clive Barker wrote the original novella, wrote Hellraiser, and directed it. He's gay.
Anonymous No.214483432 >>214483452 >>214483455 >>214483485 >>214483509 >>214483833
>>214483326
Another good example. The original crazies has those weird cuts to the CDC or whatever government agency that was monitoring the situation and it hurts the movie quite a bit.

Here's one for the whole class. How do these remakes hold up to the originals?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Evil Dead
Hills have Eyes
Night of the Living Dead
Anonymous No.214483446
>>214482615
i dindu nuffin
Anonymous No.214483452 >>214483578
>>214483432
oooo a lot of those i've only seen the remakes of. including texas chainsaw.
i love the hills have eyes remake,
hated the evil dead remake but that was more of a requel.
haven't seen either night of the living deads which is sacrilege because i love zombie movies.
Anonymous No.214483455
>>214483432
The original TCM is in the top 10 horror movies of all time and any sequel/remake can fuck off.
Anonymous No.214483485
>>214483432
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Haven't seen it since I saw it in theaters, but I remember it being very atmospheric and creepy. I don't want to watch it again and hurt my nostalgia, so I'll just say it's good, although not in the same ballpark as the original
>Evil Dead
Cute lead, but unremarkable compared to the original
>Hills have Eyes
Better than the original
>Night of the Living Dead
Trades artistry for action, but does it equally well
Anonymous No.214483488
also i'm trying to torrent honeydew and it's a pain in the ass this better be good you faggot
Anonymous No.214483509
>>214483432
>TCM Remake
I'll give it a 6/10 since I never really liked the original that much anyways
>Evil Dead
8/10 I liked it. not better than the original 3 but felt like the best way to remake it. Doesnt over-rely on what we've seen and actually does alot different
>Hills Have Eyes
its the same with newer special effects and more blood
>Night of the Living Dead
I liked the remake more the first time I watched it but didnt like it as much on a more recent watch
Anonymous No.214483532 >>214483664 >>214483684 >>214483775 >>214483931
Y'all really watch any horror slop that gets shilled here, huh
Anonymous No.214483578 >>214483637
>>214483452
>oooo a lot of those i've only seen the remakes of. including texas chainsaw.
Watch the original and the 80s sequel this October. The aesthetic alone is one of the best things the horror genre ever produced.
>haven't seen either night of the living deads which is sacrilege because i love zombie movies.
How did that happen? It's the definitive zombie movie and is in the public domain, widely available everywhere.
It still holds up as the template for most zombie films. Again, add it to your October watchlist. Have you seen Dawn of the Dead or Day of the Dead?
Anonymous No.214483621
>>214483369
Figures.
Anonymous No.214483637 >>214483659
>>214483578
i don't know how i did it i'm a slippery snake in the grass. i have watched dawn and day and the remakes. i'm downloading both night of the living deads and will watch them tomorrow
we're coming to get you barbara
Anonymous No.214483659
>>214483637
'Atta girl
Anonymous No.214483664
>>214483532
no. only Kolobos
Anonymous No.214483684
>>214483532
I love horror slop to be honest. Really good horror movies can be too heavy and I'm not always in the mood for that. Sometimes I just wanna watch slop where I don't care about who dies.
Anonymous No.214483775
>>214483532
yes
i have seen every horror movie
except night of the living dead and tcm
and halloween
Anonymous No.214483833
>>214483432
I'm anxious to see the new version of NotLD 1990 with the restored gore. It's a great movie but is sorely missing those special effects. Hopefully it isn't just AI upscaled junk. Censoring a Tom Savini movie in general is sacrilege.
Anonymous No.214483931 >>214484065
>>214483532
Not me, though i will be watching the Missing Jap Tape movie or whatever it's called.
Anonymous No.214484065
>>214483931
what was that one? i vaguely remember it. i don't rember it being good.
Anonymous No.214484274 >>214484385
Whenever there's a sex scene in a movie with a white woman and a black man, I have to leave the room. My girlfriend probably thinks I'm racist but its the opposite. I get ridiculously turned out, very hard and begin sweating.
Anonymous No.214484385 >>214484657
>>214484274
Instead of leaving the room you should be whiping it out for your gf to pleasure you, dummy.
Anonymous No.214484657
>>214484385
Plot twist: She's black
Anonymous No.214484863
>>214483177
>Watching the original Hellraiser.
>Whoever made this is sick in the head.
Anonymous No.214484900
>>214483177
Clyde Borker is a homosexual and a felon.
Anonymous No.214484930
I hope someone takes a shot at Barker's Weaveworld before I die
Anonymous No.214485016
>>214482129
No, and Final Cut is pretty average. I still liked it enough, though. Wouldn't mind seeing a new one with them two seeking revenge, that would be really cool.
Anonymous No.214485033
Couldn't watch my 3 movies this morning, so I have to move them to tomorrow. Sucks, but it happens sometimes.