Thread 214481934

HOH: Vince
Noms: Ava, Keanu, Kelley
Veto: TBD

previously on /bb/: >>214480108

LAUREN

yeah

>>214481944
IS

hanging out with lauren when shes bored

First for Ashley

>>214481955
bored

Ava spilling to Lauren about what Keanu said earlier

>>214481961
It's a shame she never gets them out. Her in that tank top today had me kicking like a cartoon rabbit.

>>214481961
Ashley is a useless loser

>>214481985
the weasel has been drained by the emotional vampire

>>214481984
For real them titties are DUMB nice

>walk me through how you feel
ughhhhhhhhhhh

>CAUSE I LOVE YOU... in this game
KELSEYQUEENS NONONONO

>>214482000
lauren is walking this house

Kelley says she would use the veto on Ava

>i want to get there more than anything. and i want to get there with you.
>is that really what you want?

I'm going to bed before they actually fuck for real & he truly does piss it all away on a crazy. Love ya /bb/

they are like 10 minutes away from an "accidental" kiss

>>214482000
she needs someone to play with

>>214482073
night babes

>>214482073
night sis

>>214482089
>I am running the HOH
>you fucking sit there kelley

>>214481934 (OP)
>noms
/JUST WIN/

PUT MORGAN UP AS A RENOM

>>214482113
PUT HER UP
PUT HER UP
PUT HER UP

>>214482108
based blondren

>>214482117
O_O h-hey

>>214482124
yes i missed that one

>>214482117
*gulp* h-hi

>>214482124
>this is who morgan is having a 83 day melty over

threesome with mastermind and ainsley

>>214482113
Nice

Morgan thinks vinny and lauren have final 2

>>214482113
loma take a nap, you're drunk

>>214482230
they do

>>214482000
That angle missed the little wave she did to us

is vince getting off on this

>>214482248
lauren is perfect

>>214482255
Kinda seems like it. They're codependent to a T.

>>214482248
I wish I could buy her a plushie to get delivered

>>214482255
he might be desu

>>214482255
i have no fucking idea what the man is doing. im assuming he is praying that lauren wins the veto AND doesnt use it. cause if someone comes down. he is going to be double fucked. and if its ashley winning and taking ava down. triple fucked.

Funny thing is Vince gon have to have this same convo with Kelsey when the season over

ummmm /bb/sisters.... I thought the boycott was a flop!??!

>>214482248
she got them arms SWINGING

I miss Reanu

>>214482295
all i know is they shut down streams hard for that episode but they've been cool since
I think they wanted to mitigate the backlash

>>214482295
wonky tuesday schedule episode didnt help anything id wager

>>214482295
>episode on a special night that never has episodes does the lowest rating
that’s obvious

>>214482295
You need to be careful you are comparing like with like with ratings. There are a hundred different ways to twist them and present them differently.

>>214482295
the weds/thurs ratings would be more telling since thats the normal timeslot for the show

>enters with 0 bitter ex-girlfriends
>leaves with 2

VINCE YOU DIDN’T KICK OUT KEANU WE NEVER GET TO HANG OUT

did Keanu already turn on Ashley? ava is saying she has Lauren, Keanu, and Kelley to stay

Please don't go wrestling and get caught up in ratings. /bb/ is marked safe from console warring.

>>214482363
you hear Dom won the AAA title tonight? I was watching feeds

>>214482363
but the demo

>>214482295
That post is bullshit

https://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/big-brother-season-27-ratings/

Tuesday's episode was 0.51/3.347 million
Wednesday 0.65/3.206
Thursday 0.57/3.195

>>214482295
just went to look at real stats and it seems like more people watched rachel get BTFO than the live eviction episode. and that's including that it being on a weird day

imagine glenn on this season instead of rachel

>>214482358
yeah, cause vince told him ashley was saying keanu was the one spreading the showmance gossip around the house

>>214482429
prettiest mspaint morgan ever

>>214482429
It took her like 6 attempts to finally get a tear out

>>214482467
kek

>>214482467
it do be like that

>That voice crack when Vince said "I love you... in this game" to Morgan
How is this guy still in denial about his cheatmance? He was nearly in tears in when Morgan implied she was breaking up with him... in the game.

for anyone who missed the initial eavesdropping on kitchen from HoH into first part of morgo melty
https://streamable.com/jw9odi

>>214482509
god bless you anon

king keanu has brought vince back to life after morgan drained him

>>214482565
damn those black lsu linebackers really stretched out lauren's mouth

>>214482577
this image will always make me laugh

i'm on the wrong fucking season bro

>Keanu HoH
>He puts up Vince, Lauren, Morgan
On a scale of 1 to kino how good would this be?

KEANU WAS ON THE WRONG SEASON

>>214482618
>>214482624
He’s on the right season cause without blockbuster he would have been out a while ago

homie didn't even want to talk game or play at all

>>214482618
>>214482624
Keanu's on the right season, he's too much "we should do what I want" and winning comps has helped his game tremendously
in most other seasons he gets backdoored before week 4

keanu is the reverse dr will

blockbuster sucks. they should bring back the fan favorite twist, battle of the block!

>>214482710
>hey wouldn't it be cool if there was a divided house, two HOHs win from opposite sides, and both their nominees compete hard in the BOTB comp to take themselves off
>never happens
>it's just largealliancebowl

Morgan should be removed for mental health reasons

>>214482781
NO SHE SHOULD NOT

Lauren veto -> Ashley renom -> Keanu wins BB -> Ashley eviction
Keanu HoH -> Lauren/Morgan -> Ava renom -> Morgan eviction

Cap it

>>214482822
this shit don't make sense

thighs

>>214482839
Ashley and Morgan leave back to back on Thursday

>>214482847
kek

I find Keanu unattractive

I find Keanu sexy

Morgan should trip down stairs

what was vince’s zing

>>214482847
perfect

>>214482929
cry baby

>40 nominations this season
>0 for Lauren
haters will say it's a coincidence

these girls dancing

>>214482870
yea, that's not happening

>>214482981
Pretty privelage

>>214482990
kelley totaling sperging in the back

I thought Lauren was supposed to be a good dancer she's totally lifeless

>>214483014
>on a season with Rachel "evict the prettiest girl immediately" Reilly

>>214482965
he does love him some crying

>>214483085
thought this was gonna be a cum tribute

>>214483085
man i couldn't see shit just flash flash flash flash

WOMEN'S ALLIANCE F5 IN THE LIVING ROOM

>>214483065
Meds, schizo

>>214483085
blessed shoutout to the blonde from Gen V
watching the TNF game I saw Gen V season 2 is coming in a couple days without the male lead who mysteriously died in a motorcycle accident

>>214483123
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Cassi Colvin the Beautiful?

I thought not. It's not a story the Rachelhags would tell you. It's a /bb/ legend.

Ashley got moves

Morgan acting so friendly with Lauren when she despises her guts simply for being young and pretty is scary. She’s pure evil.

>>214483152
and then kristen. or was it brit brit?

>>214483167
Kristen. and Annie too

>>214483167
don't forget annie and monet! don't tell r/bigbrother that Rachel won W2 HOH in BB12 and did everything in her power to get out the only black in the cast

>>214483180
>>214483197
ah yes. annie with the nice tits.

GIVE THEM ALCOHOL

Morgan after Lauren she wants to upstage her

I love lauren

this is so cringe but it's bringing morgan & lauren together if only temporarily

>>214483232
THIS
DO IT GROD FUCK A VETO

Lauren mogging

5 retarded dumb whores

>forget what zingbot said you know I'm about the girls
oooooooooooooooo

>>214483291
jimmy would've been right in the middle
he loved this cringe theater kid bullshit

>yo you know im morgan
>and i got the curls
>forget what zing bot say
>cause im for the girls

>>214483291
boyz in the corner

keanu gets to watch

>>214483291
but enough about your family dinners

>>214483291
>My name's Jimmy
>I love taking dick
>but what really fucked me over
>was trusting in mick
WE'RE BIG BROTHER
WE'RE WE'RE BIG BROTHER

>>214483327
kek okay this one was good

kek morgan already wants to outshine that with a judges rap

this is cringe

"I'm Ok, You're A Dope: A Guide To Lauren's Transactional Hair Clamper Analysis"

morgan is physically making me cringe

Zae bursts through the door and asks if they're doing cheers

>>214483371
>this is cringe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_You_Like_It

>raps she's for the girls
>immediately wants to do a similar rap excluding 3 of them and bringing in Vince
that's my morgo!

MUH JUDGES

ashley stop singing at the top of your lungs unless you want the 3 girls you're excluding from rap 2.0 to hear it

>the judges
>and there's only 3 of the 5 left at final 7
let it go bruh

holy shit Morgo about to make """peace""" with Lauren

Morgan practicing a truce speech for Lauren!

THE JUDGES THE JUDGES

>>214482509
Part 2 - i think there was a little bit after this but its just more of the same. this had the 'i love you... in the game' bit, i believe
https://streamable.com/h4wcao

>truce with lauren

FINAL 3 WITH VINCE HAVING TO CHOOSE BETWEEN LAUREN AND MORGAN WILL BE HAPPENING!

morgan wanting to call a truce with lauren means lauren won

I have no idea what's going on, but it looks great, and, after all, isn't that the only truly meaningful thing in the universe, in full karmic existence?

>Rachel Reilly you're a BB Legend
>You took this game straight to the edge and
>Faced the hamster wheel without a single vote
>At least you didn't need a lifevest to float

>>214483484
Lauren's a goddess! Beauty, and brains (she is concerned she is not perceived as "speaking with gravity"). She probably wants to cuddle puppies and kittens, too!

>>214483484
always

>>214483534
love and life

just got back from the bungalow. where are we in the timeline?

>>214483389
was he actually a male cheerleader?

>>214483559
Morgan melty #2163617 which was riveting feeds to /bb/ apparently

>>214483559
Lauren continues like the Colossus, astride the harbor at Rhodes.

>>214483534
Others supplicate.

>>214483581
yeah so boring. id rather watch them play mafia!

Onion, garlic salt.


I'd have done garlic powder but (something something.)

Garlic powder vs. garlic salt. I swear to god, I want to take a beginner's culinary class where they introduce you to actual experiential understanding of this kind of stuff.

With Lauren posters on the wall.

>>214483581
this wasnt just a regular ole morgan melty though. this was a vince picking lauren over her AGAIN and sowing the seeds of finally killing their final 2 melty. it WAS pretty good.
now veto is in play with a potential for a THIRD time vince has to make a choice between morgan and lauren. and grod willing, he picks lauren again and that will be the mother of all morgo meltys that end all meltys

>>214483604
F2 Supernova

>>214483678
>vince picking lauren over her AGAIN
it was lauren going "plz don't nominate me we have a F2 :("
and morgan going "you have to nominate lauren or else"
he kept both of them safe and didn't give in to morgan's insane demands

Lauren’s green bra

"California roll"

Other 49 states: "California", in a context of cuisine, means avocado.

Lauren is my California California.

>>214483788
wait which state has weird california rolls?

>>214483803
the states that use avocado in their rolls

Vince namedropping erewhon

"Wow, Trader Joe's has $21 smoothies!"

"Wow!"

(fish)

Terminate me.

>>214483816
a california roll is (imitation) crab, avocado, and cucumber, with the rice outside of the seaweed. It's like New England clam chowder, Hawaiian pizza, Philly cheesesteak, Chicago deep dish: everyone knows what it is
are you living in alaska or something where they don't have avocados?

Comerica mentioned

lauren with coke bottles

>>214483889
she’s soda drunk

>>214483860
California rolls are one of the few sushi rolls I like. And then there's that + cream cheese. I don't know what that's called.

Just stay away from shashimi = raw fish, and, god help me, I'd invite the Death Star to visit Earth, roe, holy god hyper-fishy ain't a thing, thanks.


"What about Lauren's fishy?"

Well, [description interrupted].

filename

>>214483905
that's a philadelphia or philly roll
if you ever go to a korean supermarket try the fresh sashimi, also spicy tuna is the shit

realistically what do morgan and ashley have to be mad about? there are no judges on vinces block

>>214483936
I love blackened tuna, but that's cooked with spices encrusted around it, be sure to request the spicy encrustation to be presented and not deleted, but, if I ever were to try raw fish, tuna would be the first tentative step.

Damn, Lauren keeps effin' with her arm again. What did I miss? Does she need medical people to sweep in and comfort her, including TLA males to reassure her of the stability of her position in reality of purpose and consideration and wisdom?

>>214483860
you can get real crab cali rolls on the west coast

kelsey lives in arizona

>>214484020
>you can get real crab cali rolls on the west coast
I'd get those and a tiny bottle of Anya Taylor-Joy funk.

Come on, greedmeisters. There's money laying on the ground!

>>214483969
for the record, I had some really bad expired sushi earlier in the year and had horrible food poisoning for like 3 days, I'll spare you the details but exactly what you're imagining
get some fresh spicy tuna sushi, sniff it like a cat, make sure everything's nice and squishy and you'll be fine. If the rice is hard and it smells weird, be smarter than me and toss it out

did lauren really cook an entire pan of tater tots for herself? how can anyone seethe at this girl

>>214484064
Morgo went upstairs with a plate to spend more time yelling at Vinny for not nominating the angel who made the tots she was enjoying

lauren pulled vince in front of morgan

>>214483673
Just mince garlic very finely. It's easy to do and garlic lasts for a long time so you should always have it around

>>214484058
On a business trip to Florida, one of my buds, his eyes, and avant garde cachet bigger than his capacity, ordered a full-blown shashimi boat from the Japanese restaurant corporate took us to as a reward. I ordered teriyaki chicken, bold, I know.

Anyway, he got green faced when presented with the reality, so a Russian colleague consumed it on his behalf. Later, I went with him as he chugged two Burger King quarter pounders.


Later, we checked in, and I laughed for a solid hour as Jesse "The Body" venture had won the Minnesota governorship that evening.

God damn. All these memories, like tears in rain.

>>214484081
oh well that makes it even better then

>>214484117
last time I was in Florida I got too drunk at a strip club and tried to convince two bartenders to give me a lapdance

laurens hitting up the shitter

lauren should set up cameras in her house when she gets home so we can keep watching her

>>214484151
Exactly! Big Brother: After The Backyard!

Creepers track popular houseguests, with their permission and sharing in the profiteering on our perversions!

>>214484167
based

>sharing sweaters
>water cup story
Is he subtly trying to make Morg jealous now?

>>214484151
I'm already wondering what to ask her in her AMA
Maybe which of the Rens she likes best? She might be creeped out tho

lauren is going to bed :(

did the mastermind appear? they keep mentioning him her or they

>>214484151
holy based department alert

>>214484181
Lauren and I, eternally-living vampires, survive long enough to piggyback on humanity's first FTL spacecraft, spreading out to the stars.

Eternal, our intense intimate knowledge of each others' funk, now evacuates the solar system, like tawdry, nay, cheesy Star Trek villains, escaping to plague the stars.


Umm.

Unless you have a better fantasy.

kek here comes keanu's bravado

>>214484205
i am too then its like were sleeping together

Lauren isn't THAT hot and her personality is that of a retarded puppy

>>214484236
First half does not track. Second half, well, "And?"

>>214484229
one of the feeds should just be her bunk cam

lmao vince

>>214484236
Her personality is different because the cameras are on.

Apologies for capping an nbomb

keanu still seething at lauren even though vince just put him up

>>214484236
i don't think she's "hot" either. Pretty, yes with a nice body. I could give or take her personality, sweet as it is it's just not that interesting to me. She's just a young woman. Her voice is lovely though. It's very soothing listening to her try to talk.

>>214484236
she could legit be a famous actress if she had the tiniest ounce of acting talent

>>214484280
considering today's young actresses? sure why not

>>214484273
>Her voice is lovely though. It's very soothing listening to her try to talk.
This. It’s really soft and warm. She should do ASMR.

kek

>you are going to tyla yourself

>>214484236
Her mannerisms are just so unnerving and it's both shocking and unsettling that any grown man could see her as a sexual entity as child-like as she is.

>>214484273
>>214484298
I agree about her voice
>>214484280
She looks good here but you can also barely see her muskrat FAS face

>>214484299
go native girl

why does vince feed into keanu's delusions?

>>214484307
Yeah it's strange. Like right here, >>214484299 it doesn't seem as if she is trying to be sexy. She looks like a 5 year old girl imitating what she saw on Tik Tok or a music video.

>>214484258
effin' saved, 'Personality of a retarded puppy.jpg'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8205kJSig4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8205kJSig4A

What you say in irony, I say in conviction. What a piece of work is Lauren. How noble in reason. How infinite in faculty. In form and moving, how express and admirable. ***In action, how like an angel***. In apprehension, how like a god!

lauren

>>214484331
>>214484280
"...how like a goddess!"

>>214484327
Spot on. I have 12/13 year old nieces beginning to look of age that still act like that and that's exactly the vibe she gives off. I'm not some seething hag but the Lauren simpery is pedo-coded

More like Snorin Borin Lauren who has anons boipukkis pouring

>>214484255
1 hundo p

seething with lauren seethers on a late friday night

>>214484375
Vince said seethe at the same time you posted that

seething with vinny

Kelseysisters, we're getting our dirty laundry aired out...

>>214484392
noooooo not my 2x panties!

What's showergate

>>214484400
vince got caught jacking off in the shower

kelly bros.....

>here you are with the 2 hotties of the season as allies and my number ones ally is a bug

kek

Yeah I bet Kelsey is absolutely jovial

>>214484348
>but the Lauren simpery is pedo-coded
foad

>>214484375
>seething with lauren seethers on a late friday night
'struth!

>>214484280
>she could legit be a famous actress if she had the tiniest ounce of acting talent
As the once-every-5-seasons Hollywood-gorgeous entrant, you're not wrong. I once mentioned Sis was the most recent previous entry.

Whether they have the talent and/or impetus to make a stab at acting, their looks are up to the best Hollywood wants.

Hell, she's even got a real, cute, above-mouf mole. You can't custom-design a cuter entity.

>>214484400
#showergate was ashley's long ass shower that got her put up the first week
or it could be this idk>>214484400

Why is the hobbit always picking its nose? Seriously. Did no one teach it manners?

Body-ody. Simple as.

>>214484418
how does he come up with these great lines

>>214484431
cool it with the antisemitism

>>214484424
It's called a Monroe or Crawford beauty spot and if you think prepubescent girls are attractive then sure.

>>214484433
Down to the core of her soul, she's the real deal!

Lookit dem hips!

she’s only 23 years old you sick fucks

>>214484433
thats that good good

>>214484441
>and if you think prepubescent girls are attractive then sure.
Huh? I'll have you know I've beat off to a Hillary AI with swinging breasts down about her belly button.

>>214484454
Is that the one she is in that American flag one piece? I've been searching for the original picture of that off and on for what seems like forever

>>214484400
Vince got HoH week 1, and on the first day of the season, Ashley took a shower in the HoH bathroom for 2 hours while Vince was waiting for a moment to jack off. Vince put Ashley on the block for that.

>>214484462
No, but now I'm intrigued about awesomeness proliferation!

>>214484454
based

Lauren simps confirmed for SoL moeshit watching paedos. Lauren simps are the type of fat 30 year old dudes with a 12 year old anime loli pfp

>>214484340
is

windowless van bait

>>214484486
>woman in her 20s
>pedo

>>214484502
>Unable to parse context from the wider meaning and implications
Gms/autism

who let morgan have a phone in the house

>>214484502
>Ummm she's akshually a 3000 year old demon girl she just LOOKS like a child!
Same energy

>>214484512
Please re-read the referenced post.

keanu and morgan seething over lauren likte a lauren seether

>>214484528
You overuse hyphens when they are unnecessary, saar.

pretty princess is in dream land while the lauren seethers crash out

>>214484512
I'm 18, it's ok to be hot for a woman in her early 20s.

All else is suing lawyers feigning horrid wrongness so as to puff their pockets.

BASED KEANU

>>214484304
>when we get to final 4 or jury we are going to compare notes
>you have a final 2 with morgan, with me(keanu) with lauren
>you are going to tyler yourself bro
>vince laughs nervously

>i didnt want a girl who is googly eyed over a guy to be in my alliance

kek ok morgan

>>214484495
cool

What do you think Lauren's internal monologue consists of?

odds of a morgan keanu teamup to target vince and lauren?

>>214484547
One studied in storied applications of grammar would not make such a statement.

One who's enraptured by "Reddit (whateverense)", though, would make such a statement, borrowing the echo chamber certitude on deep understandings of reality, as told to you by said chamber


I'm tired and have had my final drink of a Friday evening. Until tomorrow, lads!

>>214484571
I live for She to look at me That Way.

caught by vince

>>214484599
>One studied in storied applications of grammar would not make such a statement.
>One who's enraptured by "Reddit (whateverense)", though, would make such a statement, borrowing the echo chamber certitude on deep understandings of reality, as told to you by said chamber
>I'm tired and have had my final drink of a Friday evening. Until tomorrow, lads!

>>214484598
the thing with houseguests, you can't force them to fuck you (some of the OF ones would for the right price) but if you're really desperate to meet them, you can take a cruise with lauren, big mak, jag, comerica, and probably get a selfie with your arm around lauren's shoulders
I personally don't care enough to go on the big brother cruise, but I'm very aware it's available to me to personally give leah the ick

>>214484622
>>214484637
Nothing matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHAWkpGCP7A

bro you caught her whispering with keanu in the bathroom. that's weird, huh

>>214484622
>>214484592
>>214484571
>>214484547
Here's what I have to say to that, profoundly.

>>214484650
God damn, that's one sexy thumb!

>>214484650
me in the back

>>214484684
I think vinny is wising up

can not get over how self obsessed morgan is

nothing of note happening besides their usual lauren seething

>>214484954
she was practicing a truce speech earlier but now she’s seething again?

>>214484994
idk about a truce but her and ash are up their shit talking lauren and now keanu