Thread 214486331

Whorta edition

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>>214486331 (OP)
star trek pon farr with dr selar

Who would you like to see hugged most on Trek anons?

>>214486331 (OP)
hon hon hon

>>214486389
I would like to see B'Elanna and Seven have a big long hug

>>214486389
Hoshi :3

>>214486389
Ezri, she is cute as a button and cute girls need the most hugs.

star trek sex with shran

>>214486389
Jadzia, but only if she bearhugs me to death

>>214486487
Erzi > Jadzia

>>214486389
Weyoun 6

>>214486389
Ogawa

>>214486389
Odo

>>214486389
obrien needs it the most.

I wish one of the series focused on UFoP/Tholian interactions and eventually relations. Crystalline space spiders becoming human friends is a far more interesting premise than "female space Jesus #3".

>>214486389
>You want to be a star don't you? It's in the script I wrote, you have to do it.

>>214486835
remember when Q trapped the enterprise with something similar, only it was made out of default blender balls

>>214486389
I feel like Picard is the only one that would start crying if someone hugged him.

>>214486961
There was some real jank fuckery in S1 of TNG, the CGI special effects being a highlight of that.

just made this new trekpu for you guys

>>214487090
wtf why isn't Jake saving him?

>>214487115
reflects poorly on sisko's parenting

>>214487090
thank you trekpu anon, very cool! do you have all of them saved somewhere? i am thinking of starting to collect them

>>214487151
>do you have all of them saved somewhere?
Yes. On my computer.

I have 290 images in my Trekpu folder.

>>214487199
>I have 290 images in my Trekpu folder.
holy based

>>214487199
Please upload a zip of them all and link it.

>>214487199
He gets everywhere

>>214487335
thats alt universe trekpu we don't like to talk about him

>>214487291
I'll just post one or two in every /trek/ for the next year or so

>>214487115
he knows Winn in on the lower level waiting to pray for trekpu

>>214487349
We should welcome all alts desu

>>214487417
Do William and Thomas have the same penis size?

>>214487362
oh boy, fomo, my favorite...

>214487441
while I rarely reply to you, you being an annoying faggot and all, the whole shrinking/growing thing in zero g is because the space between joints loosens as there is no gravity essentially pushing your body together, within a day 2 at most in normal gravity this effect ceases so in short no

look at this salami face

>>214487500
>you being an annoying faggot and all
;_;

see what i mean?

>>214487481
Don't even fear it, you WILL miss out.

>>214487535
If the Progenitors didn't want us to eat Kelpians why did they make them taste so good?

>>214487535
>>214487723
what the fuck are you guys talking about?

>>214487723
I don't even have to be hungry. Sometimes I'll just eat Kelpians because I'm bored.

Posting STD even as a joke is a great way to clear out the thread desu

>>214487866
no-one wants STD's best to avoid any contact at all

>>214487199
was there a single instance of a trek person being super into like post-1980s stuff?
it's always shakespeare or sherlock holmes or 50s detective stories but never magnum PI
I guess tom paris is the closest having been interested in the 60s

>>214487880
they are into public domain stuff

>>214487880
I mean Tom of course, but sisko was super into baseball even into the 22 century stuff

>>214487909
which is funny because the conan doyle estate sued them thats why they stopped making sherlock episodes and made dixon hill ones instead, same deal with our man bashir the Broccoli Dynasty sued them (yes thats a real thing, no a certain holoaddicted ensign is not a memeber) so no more not james bond adventures

>>214487970
The first Dixon Hill 'sode was made in season one. The first Sherlock was in season two. And the last one was in season six.

But yeah. The Doyle estate was notorious for asking for money and threating to sue. Even when Sherlock was well into public domain.

>>214486960
You'd think a professionally trained Shakespearean actor would be better. But it took a whole entire day to shoot this scene. Because Pstew kept messing up his lines. Had to de over a hundred takes

>>214488066
>sode
I dislike you, however I am still correct the season 6 episode ship in a bottle was made after they obtained the license from the estate to use moriarty and only moriarty for the episode, and they paid for it, but it was according to jeri taylor "a very reasonable fee" the initial sherlock episodes being disputed was apparently part of a larger dispute with paramount using sherlock holmes and the setting etc for other things, tng just got caught up in the flack

>>214486389
Barclay. Even in the high tech, utopian Federation, he had a tough life.

>>214487858
Mmmm, Kelpian burgers!
>>214487970
Barclay was a 2nd lieutenant, not an ensign.

>>214488263
>everyone has access to the ultimate gooning technology
>Broccoli simply can't control himself with it
>this is considered a tough life

>>214488379
Gay engineer pouts because Tilly said she was gonna show him a beef cake and it actually was a burger between slices of cake

>>214488141
I think the Doyle estate was pragmatic enough to make their 'reasonable fee' just slightly less then the cost of hiring a lawyer to try and challenge them.

>In the United States, all works published before 1923 entered public domain by 1998, but, as ten Holmes stories were published after that date, the Conan Doyle estate maintained that the Holmes and Watson characters as a whole were still under copyright.[261][265] In 2013, Leslie S. Klinger (lawyer and editor of The New Annotated Sherlock Holmes) sued the Conan Doyle estate in order to have the characters of Holmes and Watson declared public domain in the United States. Klinger was successful: as a result, the only stories still under copyright in the US due to the ruling, as of that time, were those collected in The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes other than "The Adventure of the Mazarin Stone" and "The Problem of Thor Bridge": a total of ten stories.[264][266][267]

>In 2020, although the United States court ruling and the passage of time meant that most of the Holmes stories and characters were in the public domain in that country, the Doyle estate legally challenged the use of Sherlock Holmes in the film Enola Holmes in a complaint filed in the United States.[268] The Doyle estate alleged that the film depicts Holmes with personality traits that were only exhibited by the character in the stories still under copyright.[269][270] On 18 December 2020, the lawsuit was dismissed with prejudice by stipulation of all parties.[271][272]

>>214484904
That's what appearing in Star Trek does to a mofo.

weyoun a cute

>>214488620
so basically everyone wants a piece of sherlock holmes but doesn't want to pay for it. Hence why the s6 ep they paid for the use of Moriarty exclusively

>>214488695
Nobody wants to pay. Because it is in the public domain. But, the Doyle estate has continued demanding to be payed for something that they don't actually own.

>>214488768
>dismissed with prejudice by stipulation of all parties
that means no-body wanted to go further and that it would get so convoluted everyone threw their hands up in the air and said no harm no foul lets move on. Its kinda funny that them origin of the word "canon" is still the be all and end all of these kind of disputes hate to bring it up but look at cape shit, some of is still being litigated after 20 years, author rights are so convoluted its mental.

>>214488997
i love his smile

>travels to the celestial temple to figure who's the real big boss.
>comes back alone.
>the prophets totally sent him back In time and I didn't just blow him out an airlock.

>>214488692
Weyoun 6 needed a hug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqE6XkQgTjU

>>214489417
It was asking for it, look how its dressed.

>>214487199
>Magnum P.Pu

>>214489521
>immediately flirts with Lal
>she just grabs him and kisses him
>LAL PUT HIM DOWN!
>Commander, what are your intentions towards my daughter?
>your daughter????
i kek every time

She’s only 4 years old.

What are we drinking lads? Black label scotch here

>>214489029
He is a charmer

visually what is the difference between a movie-era and a tng-era excelsior, besides the nacelle glow
I keep seeing sources saying the ship class was touched up and refit and that there were visual difference but I must be a blind mf because I'm not seeing them

>>214489609
It's noon here.

Having said that, I bought a lot of vodka to drink for the Tennessee game in a few hours.

Watching Unimatrix Zero. I'm not liking this concept... being able to become an individual again at this place lessens the threat of the Borg

>>214489609
It’s like 9am at Starfleet hq. I’m drinking coffee and smoking marijuana

>>214486374
Based and logical first post. She's an S tier Vulcaness for sure but for my dick it's T'Pol.

>>214489642
You don't have to like every single Voyager concept but you have to admit it's all super cozy

>>214488115
Is it too late? Has he seen everything?

>>214489642
The consistently became less scary. I’m a little miffed that they dropped the ball and didn’t work the future drone into multiple episodes instead of some gay forced romance with Annika and some randodrone in unimatrix zero

Forgot my image. Need more coffee and less marijuana

>>214489685
>You don't have to like every single Voyager concept
Yes. You do.

>>214489642
>>214489717
Yeah this guy's right, they pretty much get less scary with each incarnation after Q Who where they are at their most dangerous. This carries into Best of Both Worlds part 1 but part 2 is already weakening them, showing their vulnerabilities.
Then we get the Hugh episode which massively humanizes drones, and so on and so forth.
The Borg Queen puts a face on the Collective so actors have someone to emote against. This was also a big mistake in my opinion as they're way more interesting as a giant, incomprehensible faceless other.

>>214489642
because its stupid I'm just about to finish up with my Voy re-watch, and its just as stupid as ever, but Unimatrix 01 was a special type of stupid, stupid fucking shit, god I need coffee

>>214489774
I’m disappointed that they used them as the big bad instead of just leaving them as a scary looming threat on the horizon, but i guess when the writers blew it with the Ferengi being too cute to be baddies they had to do something

>>214489743
One is awesome, don't get it get in the way of insaneway and her borg fetish

>>214489818
they were really annoying fucktards not remotely "cute"

>>214489033
Wasn't his poem now completed?

>>214489822
I know he’s awesome, that’s why I wanted to see more of him. I can’t complain too much though. It’s a good episode and they closed it out effectively, so that’s something

>>214489743
Glad they honored his memory by programming him to be a Nazi on the holodeck.

>>214489054
man I would have loved if they kept him around for a while. it would have been so fun.

>>214489774
Well said, this articulates how I feel as well

>>214489836
Too cute to be scary. Look at this little guy, I just want to rub his lobes and make him purr. No homo

>>214489847
well ok then, its time for more coffee, I think I saw some in that nebula (thats what I call the kitchen cupboard) don't judge me

>>214489863
said it once will say it a hundred times Weyoun 6 and Keevan trying to work for the federation would've been the team up of a life time

>>214489642
>We'll see you soon, Harry
>What the fuck?
kek that was a good reaction

>>214489863
too much fun, no time for fun, must power on interesting side characters pah! what a lark! have you enjoyed your recent neelix episode today?

>>214489934
a dynamic duo to outshine Quodo for sure

>doctor who basically dead at this point
>trek showrunners look at it and go "We need to just actually rip that off"

>>214489593
she's mature for her age

So is this Khan thing actually worth checking out?

>>214489658
to each their own

>>214489981
aye, what might have been

>>214489609
Coffee with L-theanine booster and coconut cream.

>>214489849
based chad just being a total chad stealing every scene he's in because he's just that good

>>214489836
there is a growing phenomenon of gays calling things that are ugly "cute", the term becoming "ugly cute", then devolving back into simply just "cute". Ferengi are one of many such cases

>>214490033
no. i think radio dramas are neat but this is just more nostalgiabait "hey i recognize THING" slop

>>214490098
sounds like trying to justify assfucking uggos while pretending they aren't, par for course delusions the gays engage in. Poor mentally ill faggots, I do fel bad for them, the actual gays not the new gen retards.

>>214490098
I call them cute because they’re small and non-threatening, much like your penis

>>214490294
Just calling things like I see them. You’re no Soong android, I’ll tell you that

>>214490342
eww

>>214489774
Do Borg poop? I know they don't need to eat, because the regeneration alcoves give them everything they need, but do they also remove waste?

>>214490537
what waste? perfect assimilation, the regeneration alcove is pure energy that is absorbed, so no they don't, you weird fuck

>>214490537
any waste is removed intravenously and recycled

>>214489818
>manlets simply cannot be seen as intimidating
many such cases

>>214489521
Based
BTW no trek on tv tonight

>>214490699
i have paramount plus so i cant watch it anytime i like

>>214490783
Well sure, anyone can watch it anytime

but the watchalong be fun though

>>214490809
I was lazy and didn’t keep up and am still on s1 DS9. Shit’s rough
>we’re going to use Quark’s bar for Dax’s hearing because it’s the most suitable of the four sets we have built
Same actress as Data’s mom btw

so i was just watching the last epsidoe of discovery season 2 and what the fuck do they mean riop a hole 40 acres? a ship does not have 40 acres to rip FFS who wrote this?

>>214490885
Dax episodes are fucking rough in general. Anyway, catch up!

>>214490885
I almost quit DS9 because of season 1. Would’ve been a terrible mistake on my end, keep watching

>>214490920
No one here watches that slop

>>214490931
I like to pace myself and I’m only doing one series at a time in release order, but I should. I’ve seen them all, usually multiple times, but it’d be fun to be in step with the crew when the dominion arc goes hot

>>214490982
what is it with star trek and rough first seasons?

>>214491001
it's not exclusive to trek, most productions were/are undercooked in the first season or two

>>214491123
problem is in the streaming era that is a death blow to a show

>>214489818
Wrists limper than that pool noodle.

>>214491000
excuse me? you absolute faggot "hurr durr I am posting ATTENTION" maybe understand why it is posted in the first place

Attention Bajoran workers, you need to stop your foolish attempt to suborn the matter regulator, everything is proceeding as planned, your attempts to suborn this regulator, have been met with the harshest of measures, we only wish the safe and genial transference of power, noting less nothing more

>>214491000
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS Your life here is only the promise of things to come learn to appreciate your servitude

well jim one time i helped a ship full of weirdos time travel into the distant future and then lied to star fleet about it

>>214491001
Sci-fi is a relatively complex show to try to get all the moving parts right compared to other ones. You have all the normal problems of characterization, writing, etc. but then add make-up and being part of an established universe and more complex sets to build.

>>214491442
>kirk and spark are going to have twin powers from the mindmeld form this point on
LAAAME

>>214491229
Most TV shows ended after a lackluster first or second season. It's always been that way. In order for a show to survive long enough to hit its stride it has to be a passion project for one of the executives.

>>214491909
sam stealth grooving to that will never not be funny

>>214486331 (OP)
just getting into star trek
does trek have good non-fandom wiki

>>214490562
Not really possible due to conservation of mass, but this is /trek/ so sure, why not.
>>214490563
In that case I can see why 7 was so annoyed when they first freed her. Not only does she lose the certainty of connection to a hive mind, but also she has to poop again. Imagine going your entire adult life without ever needing to poop, or even seeing or smelling poop, and all of a sudden you have to poop again.

>>214492198
Not just that but presumably female borg in the collective have their menstrual cycles suppressed, meaning Janeway has to have the talk with her about sometimes not feeling her freshest

>>214492198
She regenerates in a Borg alcove set up in one of the cargo bays, so no, she probably doesn't have to poop again.

>>214492457
but can we rape 7 of 9?

>>214492548
Dude, she would kick your dusty NEET ass from one end of Voyager to another. Then she would assimilate you and kick your ass with her mind.

>>214492991
she is a borg there must be a way to paralyze her

>>214492457
She eats and drinks after deassimilation, so it has to go somewhere. Unless they have a way of beaming it away, but in that case no one in the 24th century would need to poop.
>>214492289
Maybe we were too quick to judge the Borg. Assimilation solves a lot of problems.

>>214486331 (OP)
>Whorta edition
Don't! Don't you Fucking call her a Whorta you MotherFucker you!

Did anyone else get low key chills when Pike was talking to Kirk about the responsibilities of command?

Cardassians in TNG are pure evil, as we saw with Picards torture. Cardassians in DS9 are just baddies, like with Garak and Damar. Dukat goes from evil genius to satanic retard.

>>214493581
NO BULLY I

>>214493836
>I like the characters more therefore they aren't as bad
middest of midwit takes

>>214493891
Prove me wrong

>>214493719
Not really considering Pike disappears from half the plots.

>>214493836
David Warner was great in this but I was hoping he would play an unhinged Starfleet captain at some point

He's so great playing the unhinged captain in Hornblower and is one of those rare guys who can really go blow-for-blow with Patrick Stewart

>>214493927
Nutrek sucks

>>214493719
No because Kirk only met Pike once, right before he took over command of the Enterprise.

>>214493306
Presumably those parts were removed from her during deassimilation.

>>214493942
Nergal in Billy and Mandy too. The guy is fantastic.

>>214494014
He has incredible range

Also did Ras AlGhul (no idea how to fucking spell that) in Batman: TAS

>>214493501
If they had a way to beam poop away, then your intestinal/rectal muscles would atrophy, to the point where if you were ever away from a facility that can beam your wastes away, you would be unable to eliminate & thus have a medical emergency.

>Spock: "Atmospheric density is increasing. I believe the singularity is advancing its accumulation of substellar material."
>La'an: "Do you ever speak in plain English?"
Whoa...! Fucking whoa! How dare she speak to a fellow officer like that! Just the absolute disrespect! And he didn't say anything crazy or out of line. Does she not know what a singularity is? What substellar material is? Does she not no what advancing accumulation or increasing atmospheric density is? She's just trying to be snarky for literally no reason!

>>214494062
>there are now "chad officers" and "nerd officers" in Nu Trek
>only the nerd officers know how anything works
Sweet, I guess if you just pretend they're Klingons it almost makes sense

>>214493927
Why are you doing this? Just because some chick somewhere won't Fuck you, this is how you are going to behave? This is how you are going to act? If you stopped being such an Incel Asshole maybe women would fuck you!

>>214489634
I can see why, Tennesee is kicking Georgias ass, great game rocky top.

>>214494143
I'm in disbelief. Got my fingers crossed hard as fuck right now.

>>214494127
You are a tourist and you don't realize Star Trek fans complained and nitpicked everything even when they loved the shows and the shows were great.

Freight

FREIGHT!

>>214494581
>>214494624
I don't fucking watch NuTrek, can someone explain this joke here?

>>214494624
Youve got freight of the heart

>>214493907
It's okay to enjoy pure evil characters, without the cope. It doesn't mean you are a bad person. You're probably a zoomzoom so you have trouble understanding that.

What's the context of this gif? I think it's from a DS9 episode called Rocks and Shoals.

URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND SPIRIT COOKING CHILI COOK-OFF CHAMPION, VIC MIGNOGNA:

Friends, there is no Great Watchalong tonight.
Revert to your previous programming.
Everyone remain vigilant.
Interloper remains at large.
Geolocation information will be transmitted to all agents now.
Happy hunting.
Trust in The Plan and read the first letter of every sentence.

>>214494942
I think asking if they have the ability to cloak

>>214494046
Then what do they do with the ex-borg? Does the doctor have to build them new intestines from scratch? They went years without eating or pooping and now they have to do both.
Unless >>214492457 is right that they don't need to poop, in which case what happens to solid waste? The alcoves don't appear to have anything for emptying the digestive tract.

>>214494924
Shes pure evil and enjoyable, we all know a bigoted church lady, great trope. Making her fuck Dukat was interesting. He usually has hotter bajoran pussy.

>>214495075
He and Kai Winn were really made for each other. It's a shame because as far as I can remember they didn't have any scenes together when he was still just Dukat.

>>214486331 (OP)
Broke: Taking the Alpha Quadrant by force
Woke: Taking the Alpha Quadrant by replacing important figures with Changelings
Bespoke: Taking the Alpha Quadrant by promising everyone their own custom tailored Vortette waifu

>>214495007
The alcoves plug into the Borg drone somehow. Presumably there's an exchange of bodily fluids, or the equivalent.

>>214494083
I am in the world but not of the world.

the xindi we technologically superior. they didnt need a super weapon to destroy earth

>>214495457
Those electric lights were always at spencers gifts in the 90s-2000s and I know stoners who had them in their rooms back when weed was illegal

>>214494143
>>214494167
My fingers have broken.

>>214493942
>Good lad.
The fact that he himself knows he's gradually going insane and tried to die was a fun touch. Great performance, great movie series. Lov' me Hornblower.

>>214496665
Loved this guy too, great character and great actor. Did he ever do Trek?

I can't remember ever seeing him in anything else but he's fantastic

>>214496476
My toddler makes that exact face when she accidentally poops her pants in front of me.

>>214496717
You're damn right he did. He went toe to toe with Stewart.

>>214496717
Oh wait I misread it my bad. I don't think Robert Lindsay ever did Trek, no. Based guy all around.

>Plays hardcore monarchist bootlickers and authoritarian characters
>Is very left-wing IRL
1000% based

>>214496817
I'm looking at his imdb and I'm appalled and how critically underused this guy is for his level of screen presence and talent, what the fuck.

This is the perfect kind of guy to cast in a Trek show as a guest.

>>214494942
This reminds me of Encino Man every time I see it

>>214496825
I think he seems to do primarily a lot of stage and theatre stuff.

>>214496825
He stood up to Harvey Weinstein before the allegations came out and had his career tanked because of it.

>>214495007
Pooping is integral to our humanity. She has to learn how to use the three sonic shells just like everyone else

>>214496890
Proof? Because he seems to do nothing but British movies and series so why the fuck would he or Weinstein care?

>>214496890
Is that a joke or a legit story?

Also, Weinstein tried to rape a male British theater actor?

>>214496752
>accidentally
He’s trolling you. Clean it up

>>214496927
Have you tried googling bullshit anons say before believing it?

>>214496954
I do, and then like to spread slightly more correct but still incorrect information to see if it catches on. It usually does

>>214496954
Anon, you've got to give your fellow poster the opportunity for comedy. Somebody's got to set up punchlines around here.

>>214496977
Thank fucking god I learnt about genuine critical theory so people like you are less effective. What do you even gain from spreading misinformation? Is being a decent human being such a high cost for you?

>>214497017
Working at the Ministry for Misinformation is fun anon!

>>214496926
>>214496927
Himself apparently

>>214497017
First day on 4chan? It’s funny is all

>>214495895
Epic fucking game holy shit

>>214497185
I'm dying and you're laughing, anon! You're laughing!

>>214497209
Im rooting for the vols too its just epic and going to OT

This game is glorious. That kicker may save the state.

why does anyone care about handsportsball again
especially in /trek/
normalfaggots get OUT REEEEEEEEEE

This game is fucking litty

>>214495457
I can see how that would work for blood, lymph and so on, as the fluids can run through very narrow capillaries. Solid waste, however, requires an anus-sized outlet. The alcoves don't appear to have an opening large enough to extract it.
>>214496916
Y tho? Posthuman technology could take away all the icky bits of being human. Is that really too much to ask?

>>214496476
Brent’s season one expressions fry me every time. But I noticed as the series went on Data became less comic relief and more technobabble exposition bot.

>>214497408
If you want to be fussy they still bear love young, which is pretty inefficient and dangerous. Naomi Wildman shreds her mom’s innards with her little head spike dealies. Maturation chambers make much more sense at that level of technology but Gene figured they should still be getting their dicks wet, presumably

>>214497352
Trek is for everyone, both nerds and good people

>>214494964
It's funny. LeVar Burton was so upset that Geordi wasn't good with women that he demanded his character be married with kids in Picard Season 3.

But the character they those was Leah Brahms. The character Geordi was simping for in the Holodeck. Lmao.

And Geordi acted like an over protective pushover dad to his daughters. So nothing really changed. Geordi is still bad with women even when he's married.

Just accept it LeVar. Your Geordi character will never be smooth and seductive with women. He will always be a dork.

>>214497466
Do they? I know the probes that got into a 29th century mobile emitter made a Borg baby, but that's a rare exception. AFAIK the regular Borg just add to their number by assimilation.

>>214497504
He’s probably mad Scotty was just as much of a nerd but still pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.

>>214497564
>Geordi, lad, charm isn’t in the tech specs—ye can have the finest visor in the quadrant, but if ye don’t speak from the heart, ye might as well be talkin’ to a bulkhead.

>>214497564
>Aye...Geordi...ye cannae just recalibrate their hearts like a warp core. Ye've got to listen to ‘em, lad. Women aren’t systems to fix—they're mysteries to appreciate.

>>214497559
I meant even regular organic species at that level of tech would likely use artificial wombs. It’s logical

>>214497853
No that was Tim Russ, not LeVar Burton

>>214497408
The alcoves are almost always in the dark. And the poop tube may not emerge until someone is in the alcove. You have no idea what emerges from behind them when they stand there.

Fucking Bros! I'm playing this Next Generation Pinball game on VPX! It Fucking rules! Holy Shit I didn't know there was this amazing ST:TNG pinball game out there!

>>214486331 (OP)
Do you think Whortas would be down for anal?

should I watch Voyager for the first time or keep putting it off?

>>214499236
Of course you should watch it. Just because it isn't tippity top tier all the way doesn't mean it isn't very good, and that some episodes are as good as any Trek episode of any other series.

>>214499236
It wasn't the best series, but I always found it comfy.

>>214498958
Yeah! Great pinball game! 90s was peak pinball! Unfortunately it killed the industry because too many good games came out and with the death of arcades just not enough buyers.

>>214498958
That's a gorgeous Enterprise-D centrepiece

>>214499236
wHAT ARE YOU PUSHING IT OFF TO WATCH INSTEAD? WHAT HAVE YOU WATCHED BEFORE?

(sorry for caps lock, dont feel like rewriting)


Also, I think Scientific method is the first episodes when true insaneway came out

>>214499489
i have watched TOS, TNG, DS9 and Enterprise. I guess I'm putting it off because after I finish it I'll have no new trek left to watch

>>214499489
You're good, caps lock is cruise control for cool
>>214499536
That's when you restart them all again.
And SNW isn't terrible, so just don't watch that and it'll never be over

Apropos of nothing, Tubi just got all three pilots for Roddenberry's failed 70's post-Trek project for what would eventually become Andromeda: Genesis II, Planet Earth and Strange New World.

>>214499536
Micro dose bruv,

How cum you skipped voyager for ENT (assuming you watched in roughly release order)?

>>214499898
I watched TNG (twice) > DS9 > TOS > ENT

star trek master/slave play with tendi

star trek giving wedgies and bullying nu trek fags

>>214491941
>sam stealth grooving to that will never be funny
ftfy

>>214491947
nope

obsessed

>>214501236
>that will never be funny
ftftfyfy

>>214494942
Fuck off, Grok

watching darmok again

wish i was less autistic, i just cant get over how fucking dumb their language is

>>214502335
in a world full of frools, be a grimp

vulcans are just space elfs

>>214502335
How is it dumb. They just speak in memes, sort of how we're going to be doing exclusively soon enough.

>>214502552
Try to explain how to do calculus just using memes

The entire concept falls apart the second anything complicated, scientific, or specific needs to be conveyed

It'd kinda work if it was an episode where they stumble on a pre warp civilization thats incredibly basic, but people with this retarded ass language would never have gotten off their planet, let alone figured out how to go faster than light

>>214500863
underrated

I own no streaming services. qbittorrent has a search feature built in and I never go to any private tracker site, I just fucking download whatever the fuck I want.

>>214502665
AI and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind

>>214502691
look into jellyfin

>>214502691
You're a maverick. A wild card.

>>214502594
you don't do calculus in english, you do it with numbers

>>214503310
Ya Arabic numbers

>>214495369
Genetically engineered Vorta pusy.

>>214502806
I did, plex was better, this was 5 years ago. Now i have a synology ds220+ and just store shit there permanently.

>>214486374
There's no bad Suzie Plakson role, even if the Andorian one is my least favorite.

>>214486331 (OP)
>Whorta
kek

>>214490537
I think what little waste they do produce they can extrude from their skin alone, given it seems their cybernetics are largely what maintains their body over its vestigal biological functions. At least a few Borg are shown to lack an organic lower body so whether or not they have a complete digestive system is down to their role and how many times they've been repaired after getting downed.

>>214486389
Kira hugging Jadzia's leg

>>214490537
When they assimilated some Indians they developed designated shitting decks which is then swept into a mass reprocesser.

Is vid related Worf when he doesn't have to worry about barrels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BflDEsH1vYA

>>214503960
>plex
>paying to access your own storage

>>214502594
https://www.instagram.com/lisanne_waifu/

All hail Trekpu

>>214506953
Jeffrey Combs as Trekpu

>>214498623
So where does it connect to them? 7 always gets in fully clothed and doesn't appear to have a flap in her catsuit for a poop tube. Then again, she is severed from the collective and no longer has the full range of implants. So if your hypothesis is correct, the Borg don't poop, but former Borg have to learn to poop again.
>>214505342
>lack an organic lower body
I'm sure the Borg Queen doesn't poop, but I'm thinking of all the regular drones who still have an organic abdomen.
>>214505921
Actually a good point. How do they deal with assimilating different species that poop in different ways.

FACT the borg queen was south african

fucking Canadians you assholes are the reason im aboot to install cachyOS cause you made windows SUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!

>>214486406
The one time we see her without the klingon makeup because she's separated into two separate persons a full human and a full klingon, was her most attractive

>>214507663
she was a model before becoming an actress she is extremely attractive

>>214506488
Yes,i paid $5 one time. It was the most netflixesque UI but it wasnt worth it. My wife now browses file directories on the nas like a champ.

>>214507067
Would there be any doubt?
>>214507190
>How do they deal with assimilating different species that poop in different ways.
They made a Lopoopus of Borg to attempt to answer that very question.

do you guys like star trek enterpise?
>missed it
>recently decided to check it out
>expect a cool ass prequel about the very beginning of interstellar travel
>look inside
>space travel is a routine already
>active negotiations with Vulcan for a few years already
>even those blasters being replaced with phasers in the FIRST episode
>didn't let us see what was before the known federation
>immideately introduce with some disgusting powerfvl interdimentional beings(potentially more powerful then borg) that they will fight at least the whole season
>yet such disaster was never mentioned neither in ToS nor in TNG
>dropped that shit after a few episodes
what happened to star trek?

>>214486835
Is this the CGI version?

>>214508167
thats clearly the og version

>>214508226
I wonder if these effects looked good on the TV sets at the time, lower, grainy quality TVs.

>>214508315
probably pretty good, and a lot of people still used b&w tvs

>>214502773
That's not even AI; that's an old-fashioned Photoshop.

>>214508377
fine the Photoshop and its consequences doesnt make it any less off model

>>214508424
Photoshop was first released 35 years ago, which is probably before you were born. You may as well make George H.W. Bush jokes. Seethe about something current.

>>214508137
>what happened to star trek?
Le Temporal Cold War is what happened.
It was something that started out in Voyager with the whole constant use of time travel fuckery and the writers thought it was the best thing since sliced bread so they tried to basically make an entire show in disguise based around this. Naturally the fans hated it and the plot arcs stuck around longer than it should so they decided to wrap it up in S3 but by then it is too late.

Time travel when it was used in Trek was basically done to preserve life not destroy it and the writers broke that rule and that is what killed ENT. Really the fact there isn't essentially a time police that was getting off their asses to sort this shit out is retarded cause you'd think it would be a case of "You've gone too far, we're eradicating your entire race from existence now to fix the damage you've caused."

>>214508525
im 38 and i am seething about something current that off model picture that features some weird alternate universe versions of those characters its awful and should not be allowed

>>214508638
Should not be allowed? You think there should be a law against it or something? Enforcing such a law isn't within the power of any government, and even if it was, it wouldn't be worth their time and resources. You have a child's view of the power of government, which is pretty sad for a 38-year-old.

>>214508764
have you been checked for autism?

>>214508804
Pathetic deflection. You can't cope with being pwned, so you lash out.

>>214508847
I'm nta and you really should get checked

>>214508601
Temporal Cold War was not something that started on voyager at all, idk why you keep saying this

>>214508858
Your intentions are not genuine; you're simply trying (lamely) to troll. And even if you were being genuine, there's no treatment and no cure, so what's the point of getting "checked"?

>>214508958
because you'd have a better understanding of your condition and could get help for it

>>214508970
Are you having reading comprehension issues? There's no treatment and no cure. Also, faulting someone on 4chan for autism is like faulting the sky for being blue. You're simply being an asshole.

>>214509064
yes their is treatment and therapy to help you manage your condition, you should look into it, you clearly need it

>>214508929
It did though? It wasn't called temporal cold war at the time but it was developed into it?

jesus chrst all i did was bitch about off model edits and said they should not be allowed as in not allowed on 4chan

>>214509167
he's trolling you

>>214509140
No it didn't their was no conflict, the first one was a "timecop" as you put it coming back to destroy Voyager because it was involved in a terrible accident in the future, the second time was 7 being temporarily recruited to find a saboteur from the future from destroying Voyager, which of course turns out to be the same "timecop" from the previous episode. That is it, no war no conflict just a captain that developed a mental disorder. All I repeat ALL the time war stuff is from ENT

>>214509167
He has autism and he's not that bright, bad combination

>>214509128
Now you feel qualified to diagnose people over the Internet. You really are a smug, thoughtless asshole. And even worse...
>their is treatment
illiterate
opinion discarded

>>214509265
no you should go get diagnosed by a medical professional who will then direct you to the help you so desperately need

>>214509287
please stop talking to lonely old men

>>214509324
just trying to help him out, all I can do is direct him to seek help if he won't take that step then there isn't any more to say

someone baking?

>>214509404
NEW
>>214509538
>>214509538
>>214509538

>>214509287
>>214509324
>>214509366
No, you're just trolling and samefagging, and doing a bad job of both.

>>214501244
damn
would've thought a big and obsessive fanbase like this would have one, usually at this level there is
fandom is the antichrist

>>214510445
Why?