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/aโ€ขe/ Alien: Earth General
Curly best girl edition

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Anonymous No.214494017
>>214493999 (OP)
CURLY BROS WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous No.214494025 >>214494149
>>214493999 (OP)
She sneeds to get that mole removed desu
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214494059 >>214494100 >>214494159 >>214494233 >>214494262 >>214494713 >>214495916 >>214500759
>>214493999 (OP)
4th for Mr Teng
Anonymous No.214494072 >>214494120 >>214494309 >>214500940
>>214493999 (OP)
Anonymous No.214494100
>>214494059
what a chad
Anonymous No.214494110 >>214494132 >>214494133 >>214494207
>>214493999 (OP)
This show is terrible, but the IP is so strong people can't not watch it.
Anonymous No.214494120 >>214494173
>>214494072
I mean, who else is there? Wendy is a weird xeno furry, Nibs is craz, the MILF is as dry as the Sahara, Yutani looks like a middle aged yellow aunty, Siberian is monkey tier ugly...
Anonymous No.214494126 >>214494930
Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
Anonymous No.214494132 >>214494172
>>214494110
its worse than aliens and romulus but miles better than prometheus trash
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214494133
>>214494110
Very true.
Anonymous No.214494149
>>214494025
itโ€™s a beauty mark senpai
Anonymous No.214494159
>>214494059
These guys look so happy like they are on the set of a blockbuster movie. Were they lied to?
Anonymous No.214494172 >>214494787
>>214494132
True.
Ridley hasโ€ฆ. fallen.
Anonymous No.214494173
>>214494120
>the MILF is as dry as the Sahara
It's funny how much effort they put into making Dame look young and Arthur look old instead of just casting a more age appropriate couple.
Anonymous No.214494192 >>214494212 >>214494274
>>214493999 (OP)
>>made for Gen X
you don't understand us

EP.1 was KINO then the sharpest drop off in the history of tv shows

also

we're not into INCEST, that's Gen Z
Anonymous No.214494207 >>214494255 >>214499124
>>214494110
Don't care much for the movies but the show is great
Anonymous No.214494212 >>214494274
>>214494192
bot
Anonymous No.214494233 >>214494296 >>214501992
>>214494059
cybernigga is FAT
Anonymous No.214494255 >>214494514
>>214494207
Based independent thinking anon
Anonymous No.214494262 >>214494357
>>214494059
finally an alien property that understands that aesthetics matter
Anonymous No.214494274
>>214494192
>EP.1 was KINO
Great production value but it was pretty bad overall, chances you're just a tasteless and easily impressionable millennial pretending to be older like the cool guys. That or >>214494212
Anonymous No.214494296 >>214494305 >>214501992
>>214494233
he ate the bonuses
Anonymous No.214494305
>>214494296
kek
Anonymous No.214494309
>>214494072
>no
>but you're in teh race
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214494345 >>214494390 >>214494408 >>214494419 >>214494504 >>214495771 >>214500956
What is your favourite scene in all of Alien? Webm related for me.
Anonymous No.214494357 >>214494709
>>214494262
That's honestly sad if you can't appreciate the aesthetics of the other films and just latch on to the first memberberry thing that reiterates the original film. People like you ushered in the Star Wars sequels.
Anonymous No.214494390 >>214494426
>>214494345
unironically
Anonymous No.214494408 >>214502026
>>214494345
seeing that for the first time in the theater must have been horrifying and exhilarating, even later on if you have never seen the movie, what a shot
Anonymous No.214494419
>>214494345
I like all of Aliens
Anonymous No.214494426
>>214494390
based coomer desu
Anonymous No.214494435 >>214494448 >>214494461 >>214505668
This show is fucking terrible yet I keep watching it. The eyeball is the best character.
Anonymous No.214494448
>>214494435
so say we all
Anonymous No.214494461 >>214494505 >>214494606 >>214495637 >>214501358
>>214494435
Baby Xenomorph is best character!
Anonymous No.214494504
>>214494345
Thereโ€™s a scene in the original Alien after Brett gets taken where the crew is talking and Parker is saying the alien is like a man

Thereโ€™s a cut to Dallas and the look on his face is pure exhaustion mixed with fear and itโ€™s one of my favourite shots in the franchise
Anonymous No.214494505
>>214494461
>posts cringe
Anonymous No.214494514 >>214494809
>>214494255
Henlo dear :)
Anonymous No.214494606
>>214494461
Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal~
Anonymous No.214494691 >>214494727
>>214493999 (OP)
Fuck me they went full retard.
Robot Is gonna feed robot parts to robot eating alien by walking straight into the room.

But he's a kid. Fine.

But why did the fucking scientist open that door? He saw the kid was dead. The robot eaten by the robot eating aliens...

Why the fuck did they not add active monitorinf to their robots? Super expensive and shut and not even add a fucking automation "if robot is unresponsive then send critical notification to phone"
Anonymous No.214494709
>>214494357
>the other films
the first 3 have the OG aesthetic
resurrection has that 1990s grimy gross look to it
the 2 David ones have that soulles apple sleek aesthetic
romulus goes back to the OG
Earth is a mix, but the OG parts are by far the best ones
Anonymous No.214494713 >>214494769 >>214499483
>>214494059
If you're reading this post you've been TENG'ED. Strange cryosleep sensations will come to you unless you post: THANK YOU TENG FOR WATCHING ME SLEEP.
Anonymous No.214494727
>>214494691
Uh, Anon, this is a "yes" thread not a "no" thread.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214494769
>>214494713
Anonymous No.214494778 >>214494818
>>214494087
oh she gets black gooed alright
Anonymous No.214494787
>>214494172
>ridley taints your franchise with his retarded ideas
Anonymous No.214494809
>>214494514
???
Anonymous No.214494818 >>214494852
>>214494778
No black goo on Alien Erf, just Teng's white goo.
Anonymous No.214494836 >>214494908
>>214493999 (OP)
she's like 12 you nonce.

Anyway, do you think they gave the hybrid synths genitalia to help with their psychology? Especially if one went nuts and thought she were pregnant, one must assume they have an inkling about the birds and the bees
Anonymous No.214494852
>>214494818
damn I thought that was moner from romulus
Anonymous No.214494865 >>214494915 >>214494953 >>214495089 >>214498218 >>214502085
How would RDA SecOps fare against Xenos?
Anonymous No.214494908
>>214494836
>do you think they gave the hybrid synths genitalia to help with their psychology?
Totally, they gave them similar bodies (race, phenotype, etc) and they're also the beta test and future live advertisement to sell a product, nobody would buy a mind transfer to live forever as an eunuch.
Anonymous No.214494915 >>214494956 >>214501693
>>214494865
not very well
Anonymous No.214494930 >>214495381
>>214494126
Are you me?
Anonymous No.214494953 >>214494983 >>214495015 >>214495032 >>214495600
>>214494865
it's more interesting to think how the xenos would fare on pandora. Poorly I guess
Anonymous No.214494956 >>214495044
>>214494915
that looks like the na'vi aren't faring well
Anonymous No.214494983 >>214495012
>>214494953

They'd probably overrun it. All the wildlife is facehugger-fodder.
Anonymous No.214495012 >>214495040 >>214495057
>>214494983
facehuggers are too small they won't fit
Anonymous No.214495015
>>214494953
Xenomorphs would likely thrive and become an extinction-level threat on Pandora. Eywa couldn't even stop humans that operate with an ROE from building a city.
Anonymous No.214495032
>>214494953
>planet full of hippie retards that will try to "commune" with the facehugger
100% full alien planet in a week or two.
Anonymous No.214495040
>>214495012

doubt it
Anonymous No.214495044 >>214495089
>>214494956
The RDA can't handle Na'vi. They sure as hell can't handle xenomorph na'vi
Anonymous No.214495057
>>214495012
These gay'vi dudes are smaller than the jokey, they're fucked.
Anonymous No.214495066
>>214494087
Sheโ€™ll be attacked and melted by the flies or dismembered by the plant probably or be killed by the redhead ( probably t ocellus controlled)

Itโ€™s a fuckin alien movie. In all the movies everyone dies and the sole female survives. Predictable. Xenonorph always wins for the plotโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.214495089 >>214497742
>>214494865
They'd just gun xenos down

>>214495044
RDA massacred Na'vi, it was Eywa that stopped them once
Anonymous No.214495130
Alien one of the films of all time?
Anonymous No.214495194 >>214495285
>>214494087
I hope you get culturally enriched on the train you faggot
Anonymous No.214495281 >>214495330
Plot twist: Wendy is "the real monster" and Curly becomes the new ripley to stop her from spreading the xenomorphs
Anonymous No.214495285
>>214495194
Say that to me IRL and not online and see what happens mother fucker bastard benchod
Anonymous No.214495330 >>214495361
>>214495281
>wendy becomes the kerrigan of the xenomorphs
Anonymous No.214495361 >>214495478
>>214495330
That would be such a stupid direction for them to take the series, that I can believe they will do it. They were already having David do essentially the same thing.
Anonymous No.214495380 >>214495444 >>214495504 >>214495505 >>214498256
>>214493999 (OP)
Has anyone come up with a single reason yet why this isn't set after the first 3 movies?
Anonymous No.214495381 >>214502085
>>214494930
Man. pretty girls are so lucky
Anonymous No.214495444
>>214495380
Because the creators take sick pleasure in retconning decades of lore with their own fanfiction
Anonymous No.214495478 >>214495500
>>214495361
>that I can believe they will do it.
Make Wendy evil? Would love it but it will never happen. Wendy's gonna side with her pet xenomorph and we're going to be expected to root for her and believe xenos are good boys that dindu nuthin and humans are the REAL bad guys
Anonymous No.214495500
>>214495478
Humans are the bad guys, but that still doesn't mean there isn't something far worse.
Anonymous No.214495503 >>214495531 >>214495561
Is there any Alien stuff that goes past Resurrection? I know the Original Sins or whatever is called novel, but anything else?
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214495504 >>214495933 >>214496138 >>214498256 >>214498379 >>214504950
>>214495380
yes, Hawley is retarded and has no idea what he is doing
Anonymous No.214495505 >>214495556 >>214495804 >>214495828 >>214496174
>>214495380
They got it into their heads that a few things are set in concrete:
>Nothing happens after/near/between movie's 2, 3 & 4.
>Every encounter with aliens has to be led by a strong woman with an inept team.
>There have been 10,000 previous encounters with aliens, but it's ok, they're still totally scary and unknown!
Anonymous No.214495531
>>214495503
>Books set after the movie
Alien Resurrection (1997) include the novel Alien: Sea of Sorrows by Alex White, which serves as a direct follow-up, and others like Alien: Echo, Alien: Inferno's Fall, and Alien: Into Charybdis, which explore different storylines within the Alien universe.
Anonymous No.214495556
>>214495505
ridley really fucked the series lol
Anonymous No.214495558 >>214495668
>>214493999 (OP)
The show would be better off if it was just Wendy and perhaps they used Kirsch's curiosity or Boy Kavalier's mix of curiousity+hubris to set wacky horror shenanigans in motion. I guess they didn't want to do another "the synth is bad" plot for like the 3rd or 4th time. The lost boys are just uninteresting and seem to drop the collective IQ of everyone that's involved in one of their plots. Like they mindwipe Nibs and nobody's monitoring her behavior? Slightly just walks around talking on an outside connection and only Kirsch is aware of this (that we know so far)? Isaac gets souped and it's only found out because ironically someone was trying to disable the hybrids tracking?
Anonymous No.214495561
>>214495503
nothing goes past it since it's not canon
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214495572 >>214495933
Anonymous No.214495600
>>214494953
with the fauna there they would produce some miniboss behemoths
Anonymous No.214495637
>>214494461
Baby Xneed
Anonymous No.214495668 >>214495853
>>214495558
i will be pissed if they boot up another body for the black science boy
Anonymous No.214495734 >>214495796 >>214495799 >>214498309
What's his endgame
Anonymous No.214495771
>>214494345
I used to have movie classics channel on tv. I bet you they played Aliens directors cut almost once a weekend and I would have it on if I was home playing starcraft or whatever.
Finally watched this scene with subtitles now yesterday.
The whole time I thought hicks was yelling "where's Basky?"
He was yelling "Weirsbasky!"
W T F
T
F
Anonymous No.214495796
>>214495734
Anonymous No.214495799 >>214495825 >>214495929
>>214495734
how did it get there?
Anonymous No.214495804
>>214495505
>>There have been 10,000 previous encounters with aliens, but it's ok, they're still totally scary and unknown
I kinda like this, like each time goes out with a big explosion or whatever that covers it up
Anonymous No.214495818
Surely we were the true monsters all along.
Anonymous No.214495825 >>214495838
>>214495799
The xenomorph carried it, as a prank.
Anonymous No.214495828
>>214495505
This scene scares me whenever I see it. Imagine you forcibly enter hibernation for however many months/years with immense agitation/fear prior, you're probably gonna have a hellish nightmare that you won't be able to shake through the entire duration
Anonymous No.214495838
>>214495825
I believe this
Anonymous No.214495853 >>214495875 >>214495915 >>214495946
>>214495668
We're led to believe that the hybrids are immensely expensive so it's would be immensely stupid if there's just a spare waiting around and already configured (I assume it would need configuring unless they have all their "consciousnesses" stored somewhere). Can't believe they have an entire island dedicated to this project and at max 3 people in charge of actually monitoring them lmao.
Anonymous No.214495875 >>214495915 >>214495922
>>214495853
>unless they have all their "consciousnesses" stored somewhere

That's what they did with NIbs
Anonymous No.214495877 >>214496035 >>214496102
what's the deal with synthetics?
Anonymous No.214495894 >>214496003 >>214496213
How would Kirsch have planned for the redditeyeball monster to bump the glass and cause the chain of events leading to breach etc? A lot left on chance there. I see people say this is a big brain plan that K and K are aware of but it just doesn't make much sense.
Anonymous No.214495915
>>214495853
>>214495875
Nibz's conciousness is all in her head they just erased the last bit, like when I drink till black out every weekend and some week days
Anonymous No.214495916
>>214494059
Anonymous No.214495922
>>214495875
>That's what they did with NIbs
That's what I expected they'd do with Nibs, a simple overwrite, but they actually somehow erased her memories instead, my speed-watcher friend.
Anonymous No.214495929 >>214495954
>>214495799
I put it there.
Anonymous No.214495933
>>214495504
>>214495572
jesus christ this is sad
Anonymous No.214495946 >>214495994
>>214495853
best believe it hirsh is the only one responsible for 5 species of aliens that instead of being analyzed by couple dozens of scientists round the clock, just sit in cages unbothered and unsupervised
Anonymous No.214495954
>>214495929
>t.
Anonymous No.214495994
>>214495946
Unbothered, in my egg, moisturized, humping beard face.
'Ate me eyeball
'Ate me plant
Luv me Kirsh
Simple as
Anonymous No.214496003 >>214496049 >>214496050 >>214496061 >>214496210 >>214506403
>>214495894
he wouldn't be able to count on the nigga being THIS much of a nigga either
Anonymous No.214496035 >>214496102
>>214495877
Vrille's arc was one of the best parts of the second season, goddamn little creepy. The kids' stories in RbW are miles above and more interesting than those tards in A:E
Anonymous No.214496049
>>214496003
It's weird because I thought that dude was the only one Kirsch kind of "liked". I can see Kirsch letting little sanjays dirty egg plan unfold but the rest of this is just pure chaos on a "heavily secure facility" where the fuck is security.
Anonymous No.214496050 >>214496092
>>214496003
maybe he was expecting that something minor happens but it all worked much better than expected. tun dun duuu
Anonymous No.214496061
>>214496003
>it's dangerous inside, if I go in buttfirst blind maybe I can seduce the threat with my bussy
Anonymous No.214496092 >>214496117
>>214496050
if they wanted some mayhem they could just open the cages remotely and be done with pretense
the whole 4d trust the plan is just nonsense
Anonymous No.214496102 >>214496431
>>214495877
>>214496035
what happened to raise by wolves?
Anonymous No.214496117 >>214496150
>>214496092
it's way too suspicious. if some kid breaks protocol and something happens. there's nothing suspicious about it
Anonymous No.214496138 >>214496171 >>214496209
>>214495504
>The franchise's sprawling timeline
Isn't it it all packed quite closely together, apart from Resurrection (and AvP if you include that)?
Anonymous No.214496150 >>214496265
>>214496117
suspicious for who?
there' not gonna be a police investigation with forensics lol
Anonymous No.214496171
>>214496138
yes kek
Anonymous No.214496174
>>214495505
>>Nothing happens after/near/between movie's 2, 3 & 4.
But there's a really big gap between 3 & 4. They should do something, if not multiple things, there.
Anonymous No.214496209 >>214498622
>>214496138
No. There's almost 60 years between the first and second movie, which are the only canon entries.
Anonymous No.214496210 >>214496304
>>214496003
>superhuman strength
>can pull a door off it's hinges
>cannot securely hold a tray with one hand
Anonymous No.214496213 >>214496359 >>214496378
>>214495894
Kirsch doesn't have any plan, he just doesn't give a shit
He sees everyone dying and getting blackmailed and goes "huh interesting, lets see how this plays out"
Anonymous No.214496265
>>214496150
internal investigation on why all their doors opened. then kirsh might get caught!
i don't know if he can even intentionally directly do that stuff because of his programming . have to like circumvent and plan and sheit.fool the programming in his head harddrive!
Anonymous No.214496304
>>214496210
lul
Anonymous No.214496359
>>214496213
Based Kirsh
Anonymous No.214496378 >>214496424
>>214496213
>both kirsch and the eye alien are just agents of chaos
Truly the best part of this shitshow.
Anonymous No.214496424 >>214496576 >>214496673
>>214496378
Calling it now . T. ocellus will take over a hybrid or will take over boy cavellier.
Anonymous No.214496426 >>214496552 >>214496628 >>214496642
>synth walks into lab, gets eaten by beetles
>human walks into lab, gets facehugged
What was the eye planning? Starving to death?
Anonymous No.214496431
>>214496102
canceled because we can't have nice things
Anonymous No.214496552
>>214496426
he just stirs shit up to look for an opening
fortune favours the orb
Anonymous No.214496576 >>214496673
>>214496424
>T. ocellus will take over a hybrid or will take over boy cavellier.
Not before having that "deep" conversation that Boy wanted.
Anonymous No.214496628
>>214496426
What is the eye alien's name again?
Anonymous No.214496642 >>214496660 >>214497745 >>214498392 >>214501017
>>214496426
I don't think he actually has a plan. The eyeball just thinks killing humans and fighting Xenomorphs is funny.
I mean he already has the sheep as a host right now. And it's not in any danger, so whatever. Dead humans, lmao.
Anonymous No.214496645 >>214497034
The guy who plays Boy Kavalier would make a great Bond villain.
Anonymous No.214496660
>>214496642
Chaosh ish a ladder huh?
Anonymous No.214496673 >>214496684 >>214496692 >>214496827 >>214497070 >>214497860
>>214496424
>>214496576
>cutecellus take over the bald guy, absorbing his memories and using him to get to faggalier
>in the last scene of the first season it takes over faggalier and we can listen to a bit of a mental exchange while faggalier is dying overtaken by cutecellus
>"i-I just wanted to have a deep conversation worthy of my intellect..."
>"the quote was from Asimov, you retard" replies cutecellus
>credits roll and american idiot start playing
See you guys in season two.
Anonymous No.214496684 >>214496791
>>214496673
>eyeball has extensive knowledge of the works of Asimov, Bradbury, and Clarke
Fund it.
Anonymous No.214496692 >>214496791 >>214497423
>>214496673
Kavalier is not dying. Him and Wendy are the main characters.
Anonymous No.214496723 >>214497070 >>214498281
>credits roll and 'Ocean Man' starts playing
Anonymous No.214496791 >>214497070
>>214496684
Bald guy has and now t.Cutecellus does too.

>>214496692
>Kavalier is not dying
And for the post-credits scene:
>a back shot of cutecellus/faggalier saying "I'm not dead yet!"
>does a SHAFT head tilt into the camera and cutecellus wink
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214496827 >>214497070
>>214496673
>"the quote was from Asimov, you retard" replies cutecellus

LOL, that would elevate the show immensely.
Anonymous No.214497034
>>214496645
not really
he is just a poor mans chalamet
Anonymous No.214497070 >>214497101 >>214497110 >>214497127 >>214497227
>>214496827
>>214496791
>>214496723
>>214496673
take these shit mcu eyeball fanfic shit back to plebbit - it's actually fucking crazy how much your posts mirror their weekly episode reviews almost as if it's shilling
Anonymous No.214497101 >>214497244
>>214497070
>reddit enjoyer bitches that this place looks like reddit
Oh the ironing!
Anonymous No.214497110
>>214497070
The AI that write's the article's get's it's content from these threads.

We're just simple meme farmers tending to our memes.
Anonymous No.214497127 >>214497244
>>214497070
I've never been to reddit, but you seem ton have a lot of knowledge how it works there, you should go back.
Anonymous No.214497212
>How does he do it?
>He heckinrino plans to a T!
>Best character!
Anonymous No.214497227
>>214497070
>your posts mirror their weekly episode reviews
You... keep up with and read reddit weekly episode reviews? Why?
Anonymous No.214497244 >>214497293 >>214497317 >>214497416
>>214497101
>>214497127
yes yes stereotypical response it's quite easy to come across that cesspit when you google a question about a show. now can you fuck off back there with your shit takes? ur posts are like for like im not falling for it faggots
Anonymous No.214497293 >>214497383
>>214497244
>google something
>2nd or 3rd result is reddit
>go and read the all the reddit threads instead of ignoring them like any sensible man
You aren't fooling no one, Redditor.
Anonymous No.214497317 >>214497383
>>214497244
>it's quite easy to come across
yes
>it's quite easy to read in their entirety and memorize as something important enough that you can find their "patterns" in other things
no
Anonymous No.214497383
>>214497293
>>214497317

kek, exactly this
Anonymous No.214497416
>>214497244
>smart redditors came and steal our stuff for le ebin upvotes
>dumb redditors come here late, as usual, and say we copied le ebin reddit
You can't make this shit up.
Anonymous No.214497423 >>214497480 >>214497487 >>214497544 >>214497897
>>214496692
Itโ€™s a fuckin alien series. In all of the movies everyone dies and the sole female hero survives always survives and the male especially dies . Even in the fuckin games lmao . Like Scott said itโ€™s a universal rule or sum shit.

Bet the brother will die and Wendy will miraculously survive the atomic blast escaping with the boat . While the island will be destroyed by yutani
Anonymous No.214497480 >>214499056
>>214497423
Wendy is becoming the big evil Kerrigan. Way more of a supervillain than David ever was. Queen of the Xenomorphs.
Anonymous No.214497487
>>214497423
They panned 4 seasons of this shit, even if they do nuke the island at the end of the seasons it's going to be too late with half of the cast and the aliens escape beforehand.
Anonymous No.214497528
Just watched first 6 episodes and I've got some thoughts.

Good stuff
>Setting is well done- the aesthetics of the cities look pretty good and distinct from one another.
>Creatures are interesting - I like the apparent competition between the eyeball monster and the xenos.
>Actors do decent work with the material and actually sell grown men and women acting as kids without hamming it up too much.
>Ice Age 3 is now cannon in the Alien universe

The bad
>Too many fucking dissolve/fade shots. Whoever worked on post production needs to be banned from using that effect because it is fucking egregious.
>Character motivations are often retarded
>The score is all over the place.

Bit of a nitpick but the value of money also makes no sense in this show - The head of Prodigy is a trillionaire who just had several blocks of his city destroyed by a big fuck off spaceship. He agrees to a measly 20 billion compensation (from another trillionaire) for loss of life, repairing all of that damage, cleanup and to sell out the xenos. Fucking video game developers in the modern day sell for more than that.
Anonymous No.214497544 >>214497584 >>214498113
>>214497423
I can recall at least one GIGACHAD male character who survived alongside the female protag
Anonymous No.214497584
>>214497544
holy based
Anonymous No.214497697 >>214497718 >>214497758 >>214498062 >>214498514 >>214505084
Season 2 should the the final days of Hadley's Hope.

8 episodes.

Ep1 Introduce characters, do some blue collar worker memeable stuff.

Ep 2 Facehugger on the dads face. Breakout.

Ep 3 First xenomorph abductions.

Ep 4 Colonists try to find out wtf is going on, more abductions, adult xeno killed and examined.

Ep 5 We get to see how a queen is formed. Colonists find out about nest and how they are reproducing via abductions.

Ep 6 Colonist security team tries to destroy nest. Gets rekt.

Ep 7 Xenos now have number advantage and colonists lack firepower. Full infiltration of base.

Ep 8 Last stand. Newt running around airducts gets chased. Ends with Sulaco arriving and xeno watching dropship land.

Doesn't matter that we already know what happens, this is true of all alien media. Add to lore by seeing how queen if formed and maybe some stuff with WY and Carter after comms lost.
Anonymous No.214497718 >>214497994
>>214497697
just listen to the Alien: River of Pain audiodrama
Anonymous No.214497742
>>214495089
Black goo or otherwise xeno biology infecting Eywa or parts of it would be really interesting.
Anonymous No.214497745
>>214496642
You may be into something. You see, that eye is roughly the size of a tangerine.
Anonymous No.214497758 >>214497815 >>214505084 >>214507011
>>214497697
That's the worst idea in the history of the alien franchise. And that's saying something. You dorks are truly brain damaged to suggest such a thing with a straight face.
Anonymous No.214497815
>>214497758
You sound fat and diabetic
Anonymous No.214497844 >>214498068
>>214493999 (OP)
Is she half chinese? Reminds me of Meg Tilly.
Anonymous No.214497860 >>214497898
>>214496673
>"the quote was from Asimov, you retard" replies cutecellus
ALMOST supremely based, but Kavalier said it was Asimov, when the mistake is that it's Clarke.
Anonymous No.214497897 >>214498123
>>214497423
Hicks and Newt survived AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Anonymous No.214497898
>>214497860
Kav didn't make the mistake, it was the writers error
Anonymous No.214497994
>>214497718
>Alien: River of Pain audiodrama

Is it good?
Anonymous No.214498062
>>214497697
shut the fuck up retard
also it's called alien: earth, not alien: not earth
Anonymous No.214498068 >>214498262
>>214497844
No, she's Mฤori.
Anonymous No.214498113
>>214497544
H-he's fast
Anonymous No.214498123
>>214497897
those niggas are dead
fuck em
Anonymous No.214498218 >>214498397
>>214494865
Do they have mechs?
Anonymous No.214498256 >>214498452
>>214495380
It genuinely makes more sense if you just assume that.

>>214495504
Bro said this and then gave people cell phones, the Internet and iPads.
Anonymous No.214498262
>>214498068
Kiwi, actually
Anonymous No.214498281
>>214496723
Why is there a Resident Evil creature in the Alien franchise?
Anonymous No.214498309 >>214498347 >>214498373 >>214499261
>>214495734
Does this ceiling gonad even do anything besides stare at people with its tendril?
Anonymous No.214498347
>>214498309
It will get a 30 second shot in the final episode where it eats some random soldier and everyone will clap and go based /ourguy/
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214498373 >>214498669
>>214498309
It's the final boss
Anonymous No.214498379 >>214498421 >>214498450 >>214498475
>>214495504
I thought this show took place 2 years before Alien '79?
Anonymous No.214498392
>>214496642
>be 200IQ eyeball alien
>hatch brilliant plan to escape ship
>theyโ€™re all retarded
>get captured either accidentally or on purpose by company on earth
>hatch brilliant plan toโ€”
>tfw theyโ€™re all retarded too
Anonymous No.214498397
>>214498218
yes
Anonymous No.214498420 >>214498455 >>214498493 >>214498516 >>214498520
I like the theme of evolutionary arms race, Alien vs Eye, cyborgs vs Synths, that kind of thing.
but I like even more when they are subtle instead of in your face, the tall kid died because, despite having a near perfect body, he lacked the fear response of a real body and the analytical mind of a real synth, both would've avoided entering that enclosure with the flies, but not a hybrid, worst of both worlds.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214498421
>>214498379
Correct
Anonymous No.214498450
>>214498379
now you see the problem
Anonymous No.214498452
>>214498256
and superbroadband longrange data streaming
Anonymous No.214498455
>>214498420
They better open with this line in the next episode.
Anonymous No.214498475 >>214498491 >>214498756
>>214498379
It doesn't really matter. They're just making shit up as they go along anyway. In Alien '79, there were not other aliens ever discovered in the entire galaxy and they weren't sent to find anything specific. Just to investigate an unknown signal which could be valuable considering how scarce alien life is. It's only decades later that uncreatives need to shoehorn in that they have thousands of aliens all over all along!
Anonymous No.214498491
>>214498475
>In Alien '79, there were not other aliens ever discovered

that's not true
Anonymous No.214498493 >>214498777
>>214498420
that's a good point, anon

our fear responses in our brains/bodies are chemical, right? not just like observational/analytical?
Anonymous No.214498514 >>214498636
>>214497697
people bashing this but honestly, i would welcome an alien show thats just aliens taking over a colony instead of some soap opera where psued writers want to tell some philosophical moral story or whatever
Anonymous No.214498516
>>214498420
i liked how he died from shit writing that couldn't plausibly lead to the conclusion it set out for
Anonymous No.214498518 >>214498804
I hope the reddit sheep dies, so you fuckers stfu about it
Anonymous No.214498520
>>214498420
>anon saving this dumpster fire of a show
Doing Noah Hawley's work anon.
Anonymous No.214498557
I hope they only make movies about the sheep from now on and retire the lame black dick monster forever more so you fuckers stfu about it
Anonymous No.214498622 >>214498704 >>214498853 >>214498910 >>214505191
>>214496209
It's a straight line, however.
Alien
>57 years later
Aliens
>1 week later
Alien 3
>200 years later
Alien Resurrection

And even if you include additional shit...
Prometheus
>9 years later
Alien Covenant
>18 years later
Alien Earth
>2 years later
Alien
>10 years later
Alien: Rogue Incursion
>5 years later
Alien Isolation
>42 years later
Aliens
>1 week later
>Alien 3
>few months later
Aliens: Colonial Marines
>19 years later
Aliens: Dark Descent
>4 years later
Aliens: Fireteam Elite
>177 years later
Alien Resurrection
Anonymous No.214498636 >>214498674 >>214498856
>>214498514
It's already confirmed that this series is just Hawley's AI/Transhumanism pet project, repackaged and bolted on to Aliens to make it popular.
Anonymous No.214498653
>>214493999 (OP)
A few years ago this bitch got in hot water because she was being Australian calliing niggas faggots...i remember because i watched The Wilds where she lezzed out with that blonde bitch that is dating Tony Soprano's faggot son.
Anonymous No.214498669
>>214498373
Right now It doesnโ€™t do shit . Itโ€™s probably the evil plant which they showed in the trailer for predator badlands .

Impaling or eating people.
Anonymous No.214498674
>>214498636
Wasn't that obvious after two episodes?
Anonymous No.214498704 >>214498876
>>214498622
We need something that's about 4,000 years into the future, some high concept science fiction stuff.

I was thinking like 'space truckers take a wrong turn and wake up 4k years later'.
Anonymous No.214498756 >>214498814 >>214498872 >>214498990
>>214498475
Hawley + Ridley did this to potentially springboard more spin-off shows into existence, which is why Earth sidelines the xenomorph as much as it does.
I can see it now...
>Alien: Androids
>Alien: Corporate Wars
>Alien: Creatures
>Alien: Office Politics
The possibilities are endless.
Anonymous No.214498777
>>214498493
the kid clearly knew he was in danger he kept looking at the nest and was worried
just because he didn't shit himself doesn't mean he would walk inside instead of not walking inside
you don't need an analytical brain to not walk into a cage with a dangerous alien
it's a retarded take which is worthy of the writers
he's a kid not a fucking retard
the only dumber and more unnatural way of tossing the tray in would be if he walked in on his hands with his eyes closed
smart person wouldn't feed them at all
but since he wanted to prove his worth he could throw the junk through the open door and slam it
nobody would back into the chamber under any circumstances, even if they decided to walk in
he should be worried about it escaping just as much as getting hurt
Anonymous No.214498804
>>214498518
you will bow to your sheep overlord
Anonymous No.214498814 >>214498894
>>214498756
>Alien: Office Politics
So cool, imagine Mad Men but with high collars and square ties
Anonymous No.214498853
>>214498622
It's a straight line that splits when David gets his 3K test subjects ad fucks off from the Alien universe forever.
It's not alternate timeline worthy yet, until Hawley fucks up established lore by not nuking retard Kavalier's island.
Anonymous No.214498856
>>214498636
I had a feeling.
This whole show doesn't even feel like Alien, but more of a generic sci-fi horror pitch that parasitically latched on to the latter as producers had no faith of the concept working out on its own.
Anonymous No.214498872
>>214498756
Eyelien: Earth
Anonymous No.214498875 >>214500875
>>214493999 (OP)
Shame the series is getting progressivels dumber and dumber
Like we are approaching Covenant tier stupidity
Kirsh is the one and only redeeming factor the show has, until they fuck that up too ofc
Anonymous No.214498876 >>214499147 >>214499220
>>214498704
Why not three million?
Anonymous No.214498894 >>214499015
>>214498814
why do people even hate Burke? he was just doing his job.
Anonymous No.214498910
>>214498622
Fucking hell, I forgot to include Romulus.
Anonymous No.214498990
>>214498756
The term "Alien" will become more ambiguous than a direct reference to the xenos. They'll attempt to make it a pan term for any extraterrestrial lifeform featured, and eventually, a symbolic metaphor for fear of the unknown. By then, xenos will be forgotten & the franchise will transition to postmodernist storytelling in order to appeal to future generations.
Anonymous No.214499015 >>214499031
>>214498894
He's a slimy little (((shill))) who wanted to kill children.
Anonymous No.214499031 >>214499116
>>214499015
You're wrong.

Okay, look. What if that ship didn't even exist, huh? Did you ever think about that? He didn't know! So now, if he went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, and there are no exclusive rights for anybody; nobody wins. So he made a decision and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, anon. It was a bad call.
Anonymous No.214499056 >>214499086 >>214499148
>>214497480
Obviously she does nothing important because none of what happens in this show has any impact to the world in the films set after it. Unless this show is some alternate timeline shit like AvP.
Anonymous No.214499086 >>214499138 >>214499139
>>214499056
It's pretty much another AU like AvP and Prometheus
Anonymous No.214499116
>>214499031
If women like Ripley hold political power no progress would ever be made, the longhouse. Burke is masculine solar energy, the faustian spirit seeking to extend the spear of humanity to the stars.
Anonymous No.214499124 >>214499172
>>214494207
>the show is great
NTA but nothing that has a 95% critics rating on rotten tomatoes is great in the current year
genuinely wish I had as little brains and taste as you
Anonymous No.214499138 >>214499159 >>214500967 >>214501001
>>214499086
>Prometheus
Still canon.
Anonymous No.214499139 >>214499159 >>214499193
>>214499086
This is what pisses me off about "prequels". How about progressing the story from where it left off rather than trying to give back story or fill in the gaps which always fucks up the established lore.
Anonymous No.214499147 >>214499184
>>214498876
Yes perfect. Aliens vs dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.214499148 >>214499181
>>214499056
It's placed at just a couple of years prior to the Nostromo xeno encounter and there's still no FTL, it has to be an AU
Anonymous No.214499159
>>214499138
in it's AU, yeah

>>214499139
people are creatively bankrupt
Anonymous No.214499172 >>214499185
>>214499124
>95% critics rating
And the audience score is frozen at 71%.
It's another TLJ situation where the libtard critics praise the shitty agitprop again.
Anonymous No.214499181
>>214499148
Despite these contradictions the creators will still say it is canon because they are dumber than a rock.
Anonymous No.214499184 >>214499207
>>214499147
Anon, it was a Red Dwarf reference.
Anonymous No.214499185 >>214501576
>>214499172
even 71% is abysmal if you consider how plebs gobble today's slop like it's god own cinematographic nectar
Anonymous No.214499193
>>214499139
hacks can't continue the story they only have ideas how to remix what's already there
only sequels are ever canon
Anonymous No.214499207
>>214499184
Aliens vs a Red Dwarf? I don't think they can win. Dinosaurs are more realistic.
Anonymous No.214499220
>>214498876
>You think I can't count to 3 million, Dave?
Anonymous No.214499261
>>214498309
No need, it's already won
Anonymous No.214499483 >>214499619
>>214494713
THANK YOU TENG FOR WATCHING ME SLEEP
Anonymous No.214499619
>>214499483
>Sum Teng Wong
Anonymous No.214499771 >>214500227 >>214500264 >>214500318 >>214500354 >>214501679
The Xenomorphs are biomechanical, right?
So will the flies attack them too?
And also, the flies seem really laser focsued on the Synths, maybe synths have some really rera metals in their heads that the flies like, or maybe it's just bad writing.
Anonymous No.214500227
>>214499771
The fly did ignore Isaac's arm and focused on his head to spit on. As did the second one.
You may have something there.
Anonymous No.214500264 >>214500278 >>214502387
>>214499771
Why do the flies eat synthetic oil?
Anonymous No.214500278
>>214500264
gluten-free diet
Anonymous No.214500318
>>214499771
No, what makes you think that?
Anonymous No.214500354
>>214499771
>The Xenomorphs are biomechanical, right?
No they're Episcopalian.
Anonymous No.214500539 >>214500607 >>214500716 >>214504252
>tempered glass is enough to contain a xenomorph
Anonymous No.214500607
>>214500539
i-Its at least half inch thick!

Now seriously, I hate the containment cells set design too, shit's beyond retarded.
Anonymous No.214500625 >>214500635 >>214500698 >>214500833 >>214501217 >>214505851
Saw a youtuber saying that all the alien species in the show might have come from the Prometheus planet after the black goo leaked all over the place and made a bunch of lifeforms evolve.
it may become canon in a comic in the future, since Hawley has been pretty clear on not letting black goo shit affect the show, but maybe he's tricking us, for all I know, this show could end with Michael Fassbender looking directly at the camera and saying "I did it all!"
Anonymous No.214500635
>>214500625
they don't have anything to do with prometheus which doesn't have anything to do with alien anyway
Anonymous No.214500698 >>214500750
>>214500625
>Saw a youtuber saying something retarded
OK.
Anonymous No.214500716
>>214500539
I mean if it's of sufficient thickness I don't see why not?
Granted Xenomorphs can punch right through the armored fused-quartz glass of a fucking future-APC's view window like it was punching through balsa wood.
Anonymous No.214500750
>>214500698
Let's not act like comicbook writers are any smarter than youtubers, and for sure Marvel is putting out a new Alien comic after this show is done.
Anonymous No.214500759 >>214500816
>>214494059
I want my whole house with a USCSS Maginot aesthetic
Anonymous No.214500805 >>214500968
For me, it's Shaw
Anonymous No.214500816 >>214500971
>>214500759
You want to live on Sevastopol?
Anonymous No.214500833
>>214500625
That youtuber was fucking retarded, just like you for believing it.
There was no timetravel in Prometheus, dick for brains.
Anonymous No.214500875
>>214498875
>Kirsh is the one and only redeeming factor the show has, until they fuck that up too ofc
and morrow
Anonymous No.214500940 >>214501079
>>214494072
No. It will always be a Nibs board
Anonymous No.214500951 >>214500988
earth also looks so fucking lame
they're ruining literally everything about alien
Anonymous No.214500956
>>214494345
Anonymous No.214500967
>>214499138
Is this canon timeline?
Anonymous No.214500968
>>214500805
They should've had her tummy get way rounder as the thing was growing really fast.
Anonymous No.214500971
>>214500816
I mean before the xeno chimping and the crash
Anonymous No.214500988 >>214501007
>>214500951
Erath looks believable you can't have funky ayy cantinas and neon lights everywhere just because is le future
Anonymous No.214501001 >>214501267
>>214499138
alien and aliens 50 years apart?
Anonymous No.214501007 >>214501028
>>214500988
this series is the lamest shit on the planet
Anonymous No.214501017 >>214501490 >>214503766
>>214496642
When the eyeball was in the crewmwmber's head and it fought the xeno, it let out a specfic sort of roar/call. Was it trying to call others of it's kind but didn't have backup and had to fight the xeno itself in an inferior human body? Or was it stupid enough to think that while manning a human body, it could go toe to toe with a much larger more fearsome creature?
Anonymous No.214501028 >>214501103
>>214501007
It's good, you just keep whining in every thread for attention
Anonymous No.214501079 >>214501978 >>214502202
>>214500940
It's just a phase and she'll be fine
Anonymous No.214501103
>>214501028
if you can't tell this series is total shit from the first episode then you're low iq though
i only watch it to laugh, just now there was a scene with the stupid kid adults, the indian and the black one saying "man being adults suck!", we're 6 episodes in btw
top kek
Anonymous No.214501157
>i only watch it to laugh
Anonymous No.214501217
>>214500625
>Saw a youtuber saying that all the alien species in the show might have come from the Prometheus planet after the black goo leaked all over the place and made a bunch of lifeforms evolve.
Bullshit.
>Prometheus = 2093
>Alien Earth = 2120
However...
>USS Maginot launch = 55 years prior (2065)
There's no way in hell that the crew of DEI hires would've stumbled upon LV-223 within that timeframe. The ticks, flies, and eyelean are just Resident Evil rip offs Hawley lumped in with his nepobaby anti-capitalistic fanfic. Nothing more.
Anonymous No.214501267 >>214501968 >>214502002
>>214501001
>t. hasn't watched Aliens
Burke directly tells Ripley, to her face, that her escape craft was drifting for 57 years before they rescued her.
Anonymous No.214501358
>>214494461
has anyone AI'd this to start dancing like space balls yet.
Anonymous No.214501490 >>214501515
>>214501017
maybe the possibility of posessing a xenomorph before it's fully grown was just too good to pass up, and it wasn't in much real danger if it failed (like what happened)
Anonymous No.214501515
>>214501490
No way it can possess something that not only lacks eyes, but has acid for blood.
Anonymous No.214501576
>>214499185
I guarantee you 50% of the 71% are just into it because it looks good, the creatures are gross, its tense and the end credits have the best music of all time. 20% are Gen X.
Anonymous No.214501635 >>214502293 >>214502491
>>214493999 (OP)
This line of dialogue was one of the clunkiest attempts at a conversation I've ever heard. It goes

>The monsters are here.
>Maybe. But if I'm here, at least I know
>Know what?
>Where they are...

Or you could say At Least I Know Where They Are!!!! It the exact same sentence just not weirdly split across two characters to eat up another 10 seconds!

OK got that off my chest.
Anonymous No.214501679
>>214499771
The flies were actually drinking his consciousness. Screen cap this. They steal robot memories.
Anonymous No.214501693
>>214494915
>6'
>5'11"
Anonymous No.214501968
>>214501267
ohh its been a while since i saw the film.
Anonymous No.214501978
>>214501079
They should have called her Nips.
Anonymous No.214501992
>>214494233
>>214494296
>This Morrow lookin' ZESTY, this Morrow lookin' MOIST, he's got Ticks in his water bottle, he's light on his morals, he's a Ill bit Alien, he plays for the other company, he operates at the other end of the ship, this Morrow suspicious, this Morrow good with kids, this Morrow gonna contain yo biological containment breach wit you tazer and that shit gonna look good! This Morrow lifts Bonuses, this Morrow on the escape pod, this Morrow be a Ocellus collector, this Morrow collects specimens uphill, this Morrow packs Xenomorphs, he's a friend of Aarushโ€™s, he feels the bonus that dare not speak Its name, he loves to scheme, he's of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, he indulges in the Prodigy vice, he has an cyborg sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Engineer, he's a refugee from Hadleyโ€™s Hope, he's on the wrong ship, he bats for the other company, he's insidious, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
Anonymous No.214502002 >>214502114
>>214501267
timeline doesnt make sense to me because they got ripley then brought her to the colony then she left that and went to the prison colony, all in the same year? all that stuff is that close together?
Anonymous No.214502026 >>214506839
>>214494408
Dad rented Aliens when I was a little kid. My sister isn't into horror films but likes scifi so we invited her to watch with us. I think she screamed and cried for like a minute straight when this happened. We had to rewatch it later because we were so distracted by all of the commotion. Between her losing her fucking mind, my dad cackling like a jackass, and me trying to quiet down the two baying dogs startled thinking WW3 just crash landed on our heads we missed all the good shit that came after this scene. Good memory. Even greater movie.
Anonymous No.214502085
>>214494865
If itโ€™s just infantry probably not well, if we include AMP suits and their gunships the situation improves but I think it still ends in total RDA rape.

>>214495381
Cleary youโ€™ve never listened to the Porno for Pyroโ€™s song โ€œCursed Femaleโ€, also my prediction for the next song will be Porno for Pyroโ€™s, hopefully itโ€™s Black Girlfriend
Anonymous No.214502114
>>214502002
>they got ripley then brought her to the colony then she left that and went to the prison colony, all in the same year
The Sulaco was a state of the art warship 60 years after Alien. It's FTL drive is WAY faster than a little escape pod.
Anonymous No.214502202 >>214502239
>>214501079
What are the odds of them actually looking like aliens?!?
Anonymous No.214502239 >>214502437
>>214502202
only if they're albino aliens since ninbs' nibs are an almost white pink
Anonymous No.214502293
>>214501635
>We got a good thing going here. We're alive.
Bravo Nolan.
Anonymous No.214502387 >>214502479
>>214500264
why do they eat raw metals/minerals?
Anonymous No.214502426
I'm having a really hard time suspending my disbelief for the severe lack of supervision these priceless prototype hybrids have. Miss Yutani has more red robed personal guards than all the staff I've seen in Kids lab base. The most we have seen is when all the aliens were being delivered. Lots of staff were present. After that though we almost never see anyone. The lab couple had 1 or 2 assistants at a few points. There's the guys spraying the black shit. Then it's just kid, baldy, and synthman. Where's all the fucking personnel? They make it an active point to be able to see through their eyes but for some reason don't have people monitoring their activity 24/7 despite us constantly being reminded they are children that can barely follow orders.
Anonymous No.214502437
>>214502239
And for the first time ever
I wished I were a window
Anonymous No.214502444 >>214502579
What does Prodigy actually make, that makes them so powerful and rich?
Androids? Hyperdyne makes most of those.
So what the fuck do they make?
Anonymous No.214502479 >>214502719
>>214502387
>okay so we have to have the Singh to impregnate someone with a facehugger
>how about Hermit
>FUCK YOU. No harm to Hermit!
>...okay, how about Low Sperm Count?
>Perfect! Now How do we get him into the lab?
>How about one of the other synths gets attacked in the lab and Low Sperm Count has to help him?
>Okay, but we already showed Wendy 1v1 a xenomorph, what could possibly harm a synth?
>How about The Flyโ„ข eats metal and robotics?
>Perfect!
>So he gets attacked and then Low Sperm Count goes to help him out and then Singh opens the door to the xeno eggs.
>But didn't we already establish the eggs only open if a human is right beside them?
>It doesn't matter. Our audience won't care.
Anonymous No.214502491
>>214501635
kek
Anonymous No.214502579
>>214502444
sex robots
Anonymous No.214502719 >>214502800
>>214502479
he was only a few feet away and the door for both cells was open, don't imagine it was a big stretch they could sense him nearby since we've seen eggs open from further away in other alien movies before
even some of the EU material has eggs opening when humans are pretty far away just to give facehuggers a chance at finding a host and starting a new hive or simply found roaming around
Anonymous No.214502800 >>214502904 >>214502909
>>214502719
They're inside an enclosure with a door ajar. How do they sense him? In Alien and Aliens the eggs have things on the ground and a low level reactive mist to trigger them. None of that is on the lab floor outside the eggs chamber.
Anonymous No.214502904 >>214502970
>>214502800
How about the loud ass warning alarm the door makes when it's unlocked
Anonymous No.214502909
>>214502800
>They're inside an enclosure with a door ajar. How do they sense him? In Alien and Aliens the eggs have things on the ground and a low level reactive mist to trigger them. None of that is on the lab floor outside the eggs chamber.
The 'mist' is a sort of barrier designed to make the eggs harmless, Kane breaks the layer and that lets the egg wake up.
Anonymous No.214502970 >>214503443
>>214502904
So why didn't they all hatch when the SPACESHIP crashed into the skyscraper? Did that not make a 'loud ass noise'?
Anonymous No.214503008
I think Xenomorphs can tell eggs to hatch with their alien wi-fi, maybe the one in the enclosure told the eggs to hatch?
Anonymous No.214503443 >>214503552
>>214502970
maybe they are shy
Anonymous No.214503552
>>214503443
Anonymous No.214503766
>>214501017
It was cornered and pulling a hail mary by attracting the xeno with noise. Best case scenario, it attracts the xenomorph and escapes while it murders Morrow. Worst case scenario (the actual outcome) the xeno goes after it instead and it loses, in which case it either tries to (unsuccessfully) take over the xeno or (successfully) escapes. Either way, sacrificing the current host was preferable to being killed or caught by the humans again so it didn't have much to lose.
Anonymous No.214504252
>>214500539
Itโ€™s clearly transparent aluminium
Anonymous No.214504950
>>214495504
I feel like this guy is going to be quietly fired and replaced if this show gets a second season.
Like what kind of showrunner outright says that some of the movies of the franchise are clearly not canon but his stupid show totally is?
Anonymous No.214505000
>>214493999 (OP)
fucking wasted character, shes only said one line throughout the whole thing what you on about?
Anonymous No.214505084
>>214497697
>>214497758
This is already fucking better than the entirety of fucking alien:earth
Anonymous No.214505191 >>214505724
>>214498622
2089โ€“2094 โ€“ Prometheus (2012 film). Weyland expedition to LV-223 uncovers the Engineers.
2104 โ€“ Alien: Covenant (2017 film). David begins creating prototypical Xenomorphs.
Late 21st Century (near-future, ~2090sโ€“2110s) โ€“ Alien (FX TV series, upcoming). Xenomorphs appear on Earth amidst corporate power struggles.
2122 โ€“ Alien (1979 film + Alan Dean Foster novel). The Nostromo encounters the Xenomorph on LV-426.
Between 2122โ€“2137 โ€“ Alien: Out of the Shadows (2014 novel, Tim Lebbon). Ripley temporarily revived during deep space transit.
2137 โ€“ Alien: Isolation (2014 game). Amanda Ripley survives Sevastopol Station.
2179 โ€“ Alien: River of Pain (2014 novel). Tells the fall of Hadleyโ€™s Hope colony.
2179 โ€“ Aliens (1986 film). Marines and Ripley investigate LV-426.
2179 โ€“ Alien3 (1992 film). Ripley crashes on Fiorina 161, sacrifices herself.
2180s โ€“ Alien: Sea of Sorrows (2014 novel). Descendant of Amanda Ripley encounters Xenomorphs.
2180sโ€“2190s โ€“ Alien: The Cold Forge (2018 novel). Weyland-Yutani bioweapon experiments.
2190sโ€“2200s โ€“ Alien: Into Charybdis (2021 novel). Political fallout from Xeno research.
Late 2200s (exact year unclear) โ€“ Aliens: Fireteam Elite (2021 game) & Aliens: Dark Descent (2023 game). Colonial Marines era conflicts.
2379 โ€“ Alien: Resurrection (1997 film). Ripley clone and Xenomorphs bred on the USM Auriga.
Far Future / Alternate Continuities
โ€“ Aliens: Outbreak / Nightmare Asylum / Earth War (1988โ€“1990 comics). Global infestation on Earth.
โ€“ Aliens: Genocide (1991 comic). Hive war between Alien factions.
โ€“ Alien: Phalanx (2020 novel). Medieval-style human society battles Aliens as โ€œdemons.โ€
โ€“ Marvelโ€™s Alien (2021โ€“present comics). New ongoing continuity, post-Resurrection era explorations.
Anonymous No.214505668
>>214494435
I don't even think they're gonna do anything interesting with the "character".
Anonymous No.214505716 >>214505853
The scene after the memory wipe is so stupid DID THEY NOT REALISE SHE WOULD KNOW IMMEDIATELY?
Anonymous No.214505724
>>214505191
Thanks GPT
Anonymous No.214505851
>>214500625
They need to get fassbender back as a cameo or some shit . The aliens clearly are a bioweapon of the engineers to wipe out a planet but leaving the infrastructure intact. We havenโ€™t seen the true nature or power of the engineers yet . A species that is capable of creating such a bioweapon clearly has weapons or methods far more powerful than the xenomorph.
Anonymous No.214505853
>>214505716
The fact that none of the scientists think "Hey, maybe we should warn the other kids about it and tell them to not bring up the crash and the traumatic events that led to her glitching out?"
nah, lets just stick her back in her room and let the kids talk.
Anonymous No.214505904 >>214506571
>these kids are beyond valuable and also literal children
>but we don't really monitor them because ehhh whatever
Anonymous No.214506030 >>214506091
oh man the more i read about this show the more i realize it really is a different timeline from the films
i thought the maginot crew were yutani but apparently they were weyland-yutani since the start based on all the WY logos on the ship, meaning the two companies merged half a century earlier in this timeline
and whats with the lack of FTL? the prometheus ship had FTL based on how it made its trip in 2 years, but now apparently FTL doesn't even exist yet in the alien universe.
i suppose i should've believed when hawley said he basically ignored the rest of the franchise while making the show.
it's a shame because i enjoy it but there's basically a negative amount of effort put into making it fit with the film continuity, while some shitty comics and other spinoff media seem to at least try to keep things consistent.
Anonymous No.214506088
Is it just me or is the island a fucking ghost town?
WHERE ARE ALL THE WORKERS?
Anonymous No.214506091 >>214506130 >>214506180
>>214506030
I had a weak idea that FTL technology may be fiercely guarded.
As in, WY has it, and maybe another big corp, but Prodigy and the rest may not.
Anonymous No.214506130 >>214506157
>>214506091
They mention in the last episode that FTL doesn't exist, as Kirsch says Wendy might invent it
Anonymous No.214506157
>>214506130
That's what I said. If WY is bogarting the tech, and refuses to share, then it needs to be discovered by someone else to be used.
So far, the only ships in space or any distance from the Earth have been WY.
Could be why there are self destructs on the ships. To prevent the tech from falling into outside hands.
Anonymous No.214506180
>>214506091
maybe something like that could be headcanoned, but i think if they want to make this a multiple season show, they'd be better off re-editing the episodes with the continuity errors and reuploading them. no fun to look back at an alien tv show like this after watching it, if it just ignores the film continuity like some figurative spoiled little shit that cherry picks what it wants from an established franchise and makes its own thing with it.
Anonymous No.214506403
>>214496003
>Flies kill the first hybrid
fly chads, I kneel.
Anonymous No.214506571
>>214505904
I do actually like this show, but what really fucking irks me is that every time I try to bring up how stupid literally all the characters are to a friend, he always responds with "Well, I think they're SUPPOSED to be kind of dumb and arrogant." And that's not limited to this show. It's annoying as shit. Like you can just make a point to show that a character is arrogant, and suddenly every redditor considers it a free pass for the character to do any nonsensical retarded shit. The genius prodigy kid does NOT feel like an genius who's too arrogant for his own good. He feels like a genuine moron not only in his reckless actions, but in the general things he says and does.
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Anonymous No.214506839
>>214502026
I watched it as a 10 year old in 1990 when it made its premiere on British TV. It was a sunday night, it started at 9pm and went on til about 11:30pm (it was the shortened TV version but ads pushed it over 2 hours). I don't know why my parents let me stay up and watch it, it literally gave me PTSD for weeks after and I couldn't sleep or be in a room by myself. I've always been a sensitive young man you see.
Anonymous No.214507011
>>214497758
It's a rather popular idea, it's been done twice in comics (newts tale and one of the fire and stone connected ones), twice in books or audiodramas (river of pain, strange shapes).