Thread 214494598

>In earlier years I have thought and written things about women of which I am now ashamed, and I want to offer an apology to all of the women on my legal team and to the female sex in general.
>There were several reasons for my earlier resentment of women (and I present these only as causes, not as excuses): youthful machismo, my own lack of success with women, a fund of frustrated anger, and the fact that in youth I never had the opportunity to know well any women who were worthy of much respect. (Those of my female relatives to whom I was closest weren't worth much, and the only two women I ever dated turned out to have serious defects of character.)
>Over the years my resentment of women has faded. I've learned that there are many women who are far more worthy of respect than those I was close to early in life. I have my angry feelings sorted out so that I now have a clearer idea of the real sources of my anger. And as I've grown older I've come to appreciate more and more the characteristic virtues of women, such as warmth, gentleness, and sensitivity to others' feelings.
>But I've come to feel especially ashamed of my earlier attitudes toward women since getting to know the women on my legal team. They are of stronger and better character than any of the few women whom I knew well earlier in my life, and I respect them highly both as human beings and in their professional capacity. I also like them very much personally.
>So, once again, I want to apologize to them and to all women for my earlier attitudes.
Seriously, Michael?
https://x.com/michaelimperio9?lang=en

https://youtu.be/SF2h9031KvY

Here's how to apologize to women

>>214494598 (OP)
>yeah yeah that's.... you know who had the best sausage and peppers? Venuto's on 29th and 4th, they did something with the fennel or... I dunno, yeah.

>>214494598 (OP)
tldr
>MY MOMMY DIDNT HUG ME ENOUGH AND IM TOO RETARDED TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN PEOPLE

That's Ted Kaczynski's writing lol

>>214494598 (OP)
Imagine being grandpa age and coming out with this shit. Just when I thought he couldnt be a bigger cuck.

>>214494598 (OP)
How about you apologise for indoctrinating your son and the actions that caused, Michael.

>>214494721
>How about you apologise for indoctrinating your son and the actions that caused, Michael.
QRD???

>>214494638
>of the entire surviving cast of the Sopranos pick the dumbest goombah of the lot to co-host your podcast about it
what was imperioli thinking

>>214494598 (OP)
D girl!

>>214494598 (OP)
let me take a moment to shit on my close family members during this apology

madone what happened to the italanos

>>214494721
Did Michael turn his son into a tranny or something? What happened?

>>214494749
Who would YOU have gotten for a Sopranos podcast?

>>214495259
YOU KNOW WHO HAS A GOOD PODCAST

>>214495311
Is that podcast actually good?

he's not allowed to say the B word (buchiach)

>>214495331
Where do you learn these italian swear words? It's not used on the show so did you look them up, or do we a lot of wops on /tv/?

>>214495520
>It's not used on the show
Kill yourself you cock sucking faggot retard. You never watched the show so shut the fuck up about it.

>>214495568
I watched the whole show, but I'm in the middle of my first re-watch.
I sincerely don't remember buchiach. I remember them saying Uncle Jun is a fecunni for eating pussy.

>>214495592
Kill yourself faggot. Watching youtube shorts doesn't mean you watched the show.

>>214494598 (OP)
What a facken finook I only started being a sexist womanizer later in life (im 34)
Fuck this guy he has no balls!

>>214495630
I don't know what to tell you dude. I don't watch Youtube Shorts of shows, ever.
I watched the whole show on fmovies before it went down, and now I'm watching it on a different site. How can I prove I watched the show? Ask me a question that would be easy to answer but difficult to look up.
>muh chatGPT
I guess I can't prove a universal negative. But I watched the fucking show. It went to shit the moment Steve Buscemi showed up. But I'm probably not the first person to say that, so what. I guess no one ever watches shows.

>>214495693
>I don't know what to tell you dude
I know what to tell you though, kill yourself fucking zoomer faggot.

>>214495324
i never watched the YMH one but i watched pajama pants and yeah their dynamic is pretty good and jamie lynn is way more of a riot than you'd expect, would get blazed for the pod and regale her ayashuca trips and spill the tea on her dysfunctional family. rob is sober so most of his anecdotes are about how fucked up and wild he used to get. more often than not with jamie in the sopranos era

there's worse options than those two out there if you're looking for a time filler

>>214495731
I'm not a zoomer. I'm in my 30s.

>>214494598 (OP)
Oof... this guy gives me the yiik...

>>214495748
Kill yourself 90s born queer proto zoomer

>>214495859
I don't know why you think I'm queer. I just don't remember that insult from the show.
I can admit maybe it was used a few times and it didn't make an impression on me. You seem to be overreacting though.

He sure went out of his way to say all women he used to know are worthless. Lmao this sounds like a joke

>>214495942
Well he wants to set the record straight all at one time, so he isn't accused of backpeddling later, if his family comes up again.

>>214495656
What brought on your womanizing phase?

>>214495693
FYI, "buchiach" is used by Chris in "D-Girl."

>>214496297
Actually, now that I think on it, Silvio uses it too in "University" toward Tracey.

>>214496297
>>214496329
Thank you, Anon.

>>214494735
>Back in December 2016, your son Vadim was in the news for having been arrested for criminal mischief—it was reported that he had allegedly painted a swastika in his dorm at SUNY Purchase. Was this incident in any way connected with this troubled time you’re mentioning?
>Well, no, because I started writing this book three years before that. My wife is Jewish, so my kids are half-Jewish/half-Italian, and my son relates a lot to his grandfather, who was a survivor of Auschwitz. When [Vadim] went off to college, it was right around the [Trump] election, and he saw swastikas drawn on the campus somewhere. He identifies as a Jew and was horrified that people were swept up in this mood of bigotry because of the shit that Trump was saying, kind of validating it. On the Antifa [militant anti-fascist] website, he saw a swastika made of penises, which was a mockery, a response to this. He drew that, and someone ratted him out for it. When they arrested him, I got letters from the Jewish community that he grew up with, and they explained why he would do something like this, which is why [the government] didn’t prosecute it as a hate crime. Of course, everyone was saying, “Oh, he’s getting off because his father’s famous.” Believe me, just because you’re famous, the police don’t go easy on you. The press jumped at the fact that I’m the guy on The Sopranos—they want to think that I’m some thug who raises my kids with hatred. People try to spin things however they can instead of trying to find out the truth.

>>214496439
Fuck yourself.

>>214496492
Are you the same guy I thanked?

>>214496503
Yes

>>214496503
No, I'm the guy you thanked. Don't know what that other guy's problem is. Some people are so behind in the race that they actually think they're leading.

>>214496470
>He drew that, and someone ratted him out for it. When they arrested him, I got letters from the Jewish community that he grew up with, and they explained why he would do something like this, which is why [the government] didn’t prosecute it as a hate crime. Of course, everyone was saying, “Oh, he’s getting off because his father’s famous.” Believe me, just because you’re famous, the police don’t go easy on you. The press jumped at the fact that I’m the guy on The Sopranos—they want to think that I’m some thug who raises my kids with hatred.
>He drew that, and someone ratted him out for it.
It's quite telling that underneath it all, he still believes he and his son should escape culpability.

>>214496470
Lol penis swastikas
Jews arresting their own
This story has it all

>>214496521
Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading.

>>214494598 (OP)
Jesus fucking Christ. He NEEDS to commit suicide. What a waste of life.

Imperioli seems like he could go for some Johnny cakes and the hot glue gun.

>>214494638
LEL

>>214496470
There's so many layers of retarded in this story

>>214496329
Impressive I only remembered the d girl useage

>>214494638
>The best thing about this episode is the writers had to rewrite the script because-
>YOU KNOW WHO MAKES A GOOD MEATBALL? PAULIE RACOSTELAIOPIDIOPI
>You see originally the theme of fatherhood was prevalent after Tony and-
>HAVE YOU EVAH HAD A GOOD MEATBALL MICHEAL?
>Ye-yeah? I guess so. Anyways after David rewrote the conversation-
>JIMMY WAS SUCH A GOOD GUY
>Yeah he was. Funny you mention because James himself didn't like the original-
>DID I EVER TELL YOU I WORKED THE DOOR AT THE COPA
>Anyways I remember during rehearsals we were actually planning to alter the scene because-
>VINNIE SCUFARIONINONA THOSE ARE THE BEST SAUSAGES IN JERSEY
>In the original script it called for-
>THEY JUST DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THAT NO MORE
>So in the original script David wanted to make-
>SO WAS DAVID CHASE ACTUALLY THERE?
>What? Yeah of course David was there. It was on the same day-
>DID I EVER TELL YOU I MET JOHN GOTTI'S TAILOR? THOSE SUITS BACK THEN WERE SOMETHING ELSE
>"You see the thing about Gandolfini is for instance in season 4 there was a-"
>JIMMY WAS SUCH A GREAT GUY
>"Yeah.. He, he really was.."
>"So in the episode where Tony and Junior have this moment about family and-"
>JIM WAS THE KIND OF GUY TO GIVE YOU A COLD COLA ON A HOT DAY
>"Tony and Junior are sitting at the table eating and we all thought-"
>WHAT ABOUT YOU MICHAEL? YOU LIKE A COLD COLA?

>>214494598 (OP)
He always seemed just like a woke, non violent version of his character

>>214497633
>Impressive
Fucking casual

>>214496470
>painted a swastika
>He identifies as a Jew

Whatcha doin there rabbi

>>214494598 (OP)
KEK WHAT A BITCH

>>214494598 (OP)
I've had a somewhat similar experience. I've always gotten along with female friends just fine and even mostly hanged out with them during my school years but I've hated every girlfriend I had and female relative I have and I won't apologize. I've seen the shit they do when you get a closer look. Maybe friendship is a way of keeping a safe distance from them.

>>214497678
Strangely wholesome

>>214497692
I'm sorry I've seen the show 5 times but I'm also an embarrassment to myself and everybody else.

>>214497599
It was actually amazing

>>214494598 (OP)
>the characteristic virtues of women, such as warmth, gentleness, and sensitivity to others' feelings.
hahahaha. nice one.

>>214497633
It's fairly easy to miss. She backtalks him while he's dragging her from Ralph's and he slams her on the hood of his car.

>>214497719
Exactly this. It’s incitement and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent

>>214494749
that's the perfect pair of guys to represent the series' fan base though. Its either people who recognize the themes the show is trying to convey or fat dullards who just think its cool when the beat up the guys or go to the strip club

>>214497972
I remember the beat down it's the Ralphie window laughing scene

>>214498095
didn't feel sorry for her during that scene because she supposedly put out cigarettes on another kid

>>214494598 (OP)
so much for method acting madone

>>214498416
>didn't feel sorry for her during that scene because she supposedly put out cigarettes on another kid
I don't remember that. How do we find out about that?

>>214498528
>In the episode "University" season 3 episode 6 after like 23 minutes when Tracee confesses to Tony that she is pregnant and it's Ralph's Tony tells her " Listen you've already got a kid, problems with that, burning him with cigarettes, whatever the fuck you were doing"

>She shrugs it off by saying "I got help for that, I had a lot of repressed anger, the county social worker says it all goes back to my mom and holding my hand on the stove"

>>214498528
She corners Tony on the way out of the club and tells him she's pregnant. He tells her she's got enough problems, something along the lines of, "You had trouble with your kid, burning him with cigarettes, whatever you were doing..." She responds that it had to do with her mother holding her hand on the stove as a kid. Tony not so subtly implies she should get an abortion.

>>214498585
>>In the episode "University" season 3 episode 6 after like 23 minutes when Tracee confesses to Tony that she is pregnant and it's Ralph's
I remember that much. I remember Tony saying "You need another kid like you need a bullet to the head" or something.
>Tony tells her " Listen you've already got a kid, problems with that, burning him with cigarettes, whatever the fuck you were doing"
Hmm. I'm on season 2 right now. I'll be attentive when I catch that scene again. Thank you, anon.

>>214498621
You will notice it. It's in the same scene. Episode is "University."

>>214495747
>spill the tea
kys

>>214498632
Grazi

Name your favorite episode. For me, it's "Whitecaps."

>>214497814
>hanged out

>>214494749
fat fuck Steve is so unlikeable that Michael ended up growing on me throughout the podcast so maybe that was his reasoning. It was clear by the end they were both sick of each other but I remember finding it funny how Michael would seemingly go out of his way to try and extrapolate details from every scene or create obscure connections just to piss off Steve.

>>214498678
yeah yeah good morning saar the spellcheck let it through even though I was trying to remember if it was hanged or hung

>>214498528
Fucking casual

>>214498695
I gave you the benefit of the doubt that you just a retard zoomer and not a street shitter.

>>214498687
>fat fuck Steve is so unlikeable that Michael ended up growing on me throughout the podcast so maybe that was his reasoning. It was clear by the end they were both sick of each other but I remember finding it funny how Michael would seemingly go out of his way to try and extrapolate details from every scene or create obscure connections just to piss off Steve.
Is it worth watching? What were the more absurd connections he would try to pull from the show?
What are some of the better episodes of the podcast?

>>214498695
Good rule of thumb is it's only ever "hanged" when you're talking about people.
>Anon was arrested and hanged for his shit Sopranos opinions
>Anon's mother hung his laundry because he's a lazy fuck and won't do it himself

>>214497899
>but I'm also an embarrassment to myself and everybody else.
Just as long as you know.

>>214498722
no just a retarded 36 year old drunkard

>>214498722
>that you just

>>214498727
It's worth listening to when you're doing something else. The retarded wingometer shit doesn't last too many episodes.

>>214498776
>wingometer
What's a wingometer? Should I be intrigued?

>>214498671
My favorite episode is the pilot episode. Each episode afterwards is a gradual step down.

>>214498743
kek duly noted

>>214498751
kek at least mine was a genuine typo.

women own ME an apology

>>214498795
eh not really, like he says it's a brief obsession. Nothing like the constant refrain of Imperioli Raviolis

>>214498870
>kek at least i'm annoying faggot

>>214498751
stop impersonating me you punk he offered me a correction

>>214498795
Steve has a retarded obsession with the size of the "wings" in paulies hair. He gives them size rankings on the wingometer

>>214494666
kek

>>214498896
>>214498870
samefag

He still hates Drea de Matteo

>>214498795
it has to do with paulies wings. definitely worth checking out if you like the show. they interview most of the cast throughout and have some interesting behind the scenes stories. I listened to it as it was releasing so I don't remember any specific great episodes.

>>214498888
We should hold each other to high standards. I didnt get annoyed when you called me out. Otherwise we're not better than niggers talking pidgin.

>>214498936
>He still hates Drea de Matteo
Why?

>>214498934
You just reveal your own ignorance.

>>214498953
>We should hold each other to high standards. I didnt get annoyed when you called me out. Otherwise we're not better than niggers talking pidgin.
I wish you would tell that to the /pol/nigger I was arguing with in a /ptg/ thread calling me a tranny shitlib for asking for citations for his twitter screenshot bullshit.
>>>/pol/515910083

>>214498936
He went on her stupid show but she was too much of a cunt to go on his.

>>214499012
Is her show any good?

>>214499032
No, its her and some other stupid bitch.

>>214499044
How bad is it?

>>214499049
You have to judge that for yourself

>>214498795
The pundit was the highlight of the show.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L91g427iCPU&pp=ygUYVGFsa2luZyBzb3ByYW5vcyBwdW5kaXQg0gcJCbIJAYcqIYzv

>>214499194
That's fucking funny and I'm only halfway through it.

>>214499194
>Bobby is the surrogate mother that Junior wants to fuck.
>Bobby's gonna breastfeed Junior. That's what America needs to see.

>>214499194
This reminds me of The Biggest Problem In The Universe.
It specifically reminds me of Dick busting Maddox's balls about undercooked rice.

>>214499194
>You bring that paper over here, I'll wipe my ASS with it.

>>214499194
Wew schirripa was in good form there. There was a slight idea with the surrogate mother thing but took it too far and made it sound silly

>>214499412
What do you think is the reasonable version of that theory?

>>214498956
Because she's right wing. She talked about it on the tye Adam Friedland Show.

>>214499595
>Because she's right wing. She talked about it on the tye Adam Friedland Show.
Fuck me. I need to watch the Adam Friedland Show.

>>214499595
>right wing
She has an only fans and her son takes the photos. Sick shit.

>>214499635
Does she give her good boy handies?

>>214499595
>tfw Adam went from shitting his pants live to kissing Drea de Matteo
fuckin based. bugkind shall inherit the earth

>>214499601
Wait I just rewatched and she didn't talk about it. My bad I forgot where its from

>>214499635
She's not a conservative

>>214494598 (OP)
lol kinda based

>i apologize to all women for being an asshole, except to the only two women i dated, who were pieces of shit, who made me dislike all women because of their bad example

>>214499938
>Wait
Shut the fuck up reddit

>>214499938
I think he made an Instagram post slighting her because she wasn't pro lockdowns. Something MAGA-ish.

>>214500018
I wouldn't know.

>>214500018
>reddit
The r-word was banned a few days ago and now it's unbanned. Did anyone else notice that?
or maybe it's just
go back to reddit.
Let's see if that goes through.

>>214500033
Michael and Steve were both pathetic covid shills

>>214494638
lmfao

>>214494598 (OP)
>writes stereotypical women
>reeee that's offensive and unrealistic you fucking sexist chud!!
>writes stereotypical men
mmhhm das rite you men take a good look at yourselves and be better!!
I'm so fucking tired of faggots, women's rights was nothing but a mistake

Post the real text
>In recent years, I have thought and written things about women of which I am now proud, and I want to withdraw any previous apologies I may have offered to the women on my legal team or to the female sex in general.

>There are several reasons for my current resentment of women (and I present these not as justifications, but as firm convictions): mature clarity, my own experiences with women, a justified anger, and the fact that as I’ve aged, I’ve rarely encountered women who seemed genuinely worthy of respect. (Those of my female relatives to whom I was closest never amounted to much, and the few women I ever dated only confirmed my skepticism due to their flawed character.)

>Over time, my resentment of women has deepened. I’ve found that most women continue to disappoint, regardless of age or background. My anger has sharpened, and I now have an even more precise understanding of its sources. As I've grown older, I've come to devalue what are often described as "female virtues"—warmth, gentleness, and emotional sensitivity—seeing them more as liabilities than strengths.

>And I’ve come to feel especially justified in my attitudes toward women after working with the women on my legal team. They have not proven to be of stronger or better character than those I knew earlier in life, and I find little reason to respect them either personally or professionally. I also do not find them particularly likable on a personal level.

>So, to be clear, I withdraw any earlier expressions of apology, and I affirm my present views without regret.

>>214500668
imagine the bitterness in his heart.

>>214498776
it was entertaining when repeatedly doing a lot of long drives.

>>214496470
it is crazy that he thinks this is something normal and worth telling everyone

>>214494638
haha

>>214498870
What song is she performing over and why did it make her so angry

>>214501270
He was asked about it in an interview and there have been a number of news stories about it.

Its not like he volunteered it out of the blue

>>214501245
I used to listen to it while going on long walks after they fired me for refusing the kike spike

>>214498727
I tapped out after like 5 episodes, I can't believe Chrissy did every episode and didn't shoot Bobby

>>214495592
Chris teaches a bunch of Hollywood types authentic mobster swear words in the D-Girl episode, for them to use in the gangster-slop movie they're making. Bucciach means cunt.

>>214504346
>a bunch of Hollywood types
lol you are young

>>214495311
Jamie-Lynn is so fucking hot even walled.

>>214494598 (OP)
Based. Such a good example of how it's never too late to retract your harmful opinions. Stop being a contrarian incel and start going out with people.

>>214498776
>>>214498727(You)
>It's worth listening to when you're doing something else. The retarded wingometer shit doesn't last too many episodes.
Why was this deleted?

>>214495747
>spill the tea
huh

grim

Bump.

>>214494638
based

>>214494598 (OP)
>I'm sorry I wrote all that shit about the goomahs, T. It's a disease

>>214494598 (OP)
lol what a queer

>>214494598 (OP)
If this dude was more like Christopher in real life I'd like him. He seems like an uptight dick head in real life.

>>214510541
How far do you think Christopher Moltisanti would go in real life without being connected to the mafia?
An impulsive cry-baby who beats the shit out of people over nothing, would be spending more of his life in jail, than out.
If anything Michael Imperioli might be a realistic portrayal of Moltisanti if he existed in real life and had to adapt to not being a made man.

The only actor I know who could smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands behind his back...

>>214494598 (OP)
He never said this

>>214494620
>women when they're about to leave you for "being too good and nice to them"

>>214510604
You can't make that shit up.

>>214495324
look at that thumbnail and tell me there's any way it could be good

>>214496470
>half "Italian"/half Jewish
So double Jewish

>>214511965
The fuck are you talking about? I just did.

>>214494620
this is actually smart since she's already bruised from the car wreck. good time for a beating.

>>214499662
If she doesn't give her good boy blowies, she's a cunt.

>>214510337
>T. It's a disease
Do you think he'd be gay enough to say Testosterone is a disease?

>>214496470
i live in santa barbara and used to sell heroin to his son. he dicks around at a local pizza place now.

>>214494638
based bobby

>>214514503
What's he like?

>>214514503
>he dicks around at a local pizza place now
he shouldn't be seen in places like that anymore its unbefitting

>>214514975
what you would expect from a socal, nepobaby, drug addict who has accomplished nothing in his own life but has a desire for reality to match his inherited self importance.

>>214515046
the pizza is pretty good

MICHAEL IMPERIOLI IS AN ASS MUNCHER

>>214494598 (OP)
He's too old for this no dad shit