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Anonymous No.214511750 >>214511769 >>214511771 >>214511781 >>214511871 >>214513147 >>214513173 >>214513196 >>214513200 >>214513207 >>214513218 >>214513405 >>214513441 >>214513747 >>214513797 >>214514521 >>214517607 >>214518438 >>214518546 >>214518995
*upgrades your press tour to kino*
Anonymous No.214511769
>>214511750 (OP)
Why is her head so big? HGH?
Anonymous No.214511771
>>214511750 (OP)
too sad that she can't act
Anonymous No.214511781
>>214511750 (OP)
*upgrades your soft dick to hard*
Anonymous No.214511797 >>214511895 >>214514521
>walled
>nepobaby
>not good at anything
Anonymous No.214511871 >>214511927 >>214515777 >>214515944
>>214511750 (OP)
Interesting how her IRL rizz doesnโ€™t translate to her performances at all.
Anonymous No.214511895 >>214511977
>>214511797
>walled
are you gay?
Anonymous No.214511927 >>214512544 >>214513571
>>214511871
She was good in Splitsville which sadly wasn't promoted at all. It was a comedy and she had good one liners.
Anonymous No.214511977
>>214511895
he's probably a pedophile third worlder
Anonymous No.214512544
>>214511927
euro release is a few weeks away but that looks alright
Anonymous No.214513147
>>214511750 (OP)
WP to you too
Anonymous No.214513169 >>214518438
Here's your 22 year old virgin
Anonymous No.214513173
>>214511750 (OP)
why does she look so fuckable?
Anonymous No.214513196 >>214513502 >>214517208
>>214511750 (OP)
She's so EXTREMELY mid it actually almost makes her ugly.
Anonymous No.214513200 >>214513283
>>214511750 (OP)
what did she mean with that gesture
Anonymous No.214513207
>>214511750 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ind-C_DoI
Anonymous No.214513218 >>214513239
>>214511750 (OP)
do she like mexican
Anonymous No.214513239 >>214513302
>>214513218
food?
Anonymous No.214513283 >>214513327 >>214518438
>>214513200
She means okay
Anonymous No.214513302 >>214513463
>>214513239
I eat her
Anonymous No.214513327
>>214513283
she could be mean to me any day
Anonymous No.214513353 >>214513477 >>214513559 >>214515636
Btw Lana Smalls looks just like her
Anonymous No.214513405
>>214511750 (OP)
So you're not gonna say who this is I take it.
Anonymous No.214513441 >>214513525
>>214511750 (OP)
It really is remarkable how, in interviews, she comes off so absolutely unintelligent and stupid, and charismatic and forgiveable. All the confidence and rizz of a nepobaby that grew up in a Hollywood bubble of riches and privilege, totally unselfaware of anything outside of that world except the inescapable fact of that people want to fuck you and you can use the power for your own benefit.
Anonymous No.214513463
>>214513302
No, you weirdos are tubby, hairy, stinky perpetual babies.
Anonymous No.214513477
>>214513353
Just like who?
Anonymous No.214513502
>>214513196
You're just a seething gay.
Anonymous No.214513525
>>214513441
Who?
Anonymous No.214513527 >>214513535
nepo baby in zero good movies
Anonymous No.214513535 >>214518438
>>214513527
She was in The Social Network
Anonymous No.214513559
>>214513353
I know, stop making me want to jerk off again.
Anonymous No.214513571 >>214513693 >>214514213
>>214511927
>Splitsville
Ha, cuck, you accidentally mentioned the name of something she's in so I was able to find out that way.

DAKOTA JOHNSON, EVERYONE. SHE'S DAKOTA JOHNSON.

You mad? What the fuck you wanna do about it, BITCH? I guess you'll have to delete the thread now and kill yourself, faggot.
Anonymous No.214513608 >>214513693 >>214514213
Next time you'll have to fucking talk in code if you're going to discuss someone like this, you stupid ass BITCH. Holy fuck you're pathetic as shit.
Anonymous No.214513693 >>214514213 >>214515553
>>214513571
>>214513608
people that post threads without mentioning the name of the movies/show/actor should get permanent range bans, fucking faggots without an ounce of board courtesy
Anonymous No.214513697 >>214514213 >>214519143
All this "she" "she" "she" "her" "she" shit from you fags just for someone to say it's DAKOTA JOHNSON.
Anonymous No.214513747 >>214513970 >>214514299 >>214518438 >>214519265
>>214511750 (OP)
>WP
Anonymous No.214513797 >>214513869 >>214513876 >>214513944 >>214514204 >>214514412 >>214519333
>>214511750 (OP)
a bit predatory sometimes
Anonymous No.214513869
>>214513797
Hamm is the big gay for cunnyblocking her
Anonymous No.214513876
>>214513797
what a chad
Anonymous No.214513944
>>214513797
Lucky ass kid
Anonymous No.214513970 >>214514075
>>214513747
It was nice watching social media lose their minds over this pic and realizing that Dakota is less of a fridge than Margot Robbie. Low bar to clear obviously, but still.
Anonymous No.214514075 >>214514158
>>214513970
>fridge
What country are you from? I've never her anybody call someone a "fridge" in my life.
Anonymous No.214514158
>>214514075
Kate Upton was the OG fridge
Anonymous No.214514204
>>214513797
This must be that Pedro Pascal anxiety I've heard so much about.
Anonymous No.214514213 >>214515209
>>214513571
>>214513608
>>214513693
>>214513697
u mad, newfag? if you donโ€™t recognize famous actors on a Television & Film board, just fuck off.
Anonymous No.214514299
>>214513747
bit revealing
Anonymous No.214514378 >>214514436
I donโ€˜t mean to be insulting, but Dakota looks like sheโ€˜d eat your ass without asking.
Anonymous No.214514412
>>214513797
Staged af like every other "interview" promo.
Anonymous No.214514436
>>214514378
She could just talk me to completion. One of the most pleasant, soft, smooth voices in the Hollywood history.
Anonymous No.214514476
Pussy ass league
Anonymous No.214514521
>>214511750 (OP)
>>214511797
No ass nepobaby
Anonymous No.214515209
>>214514213
Not everybody browses here all the time.
Anonymous No.214515553
>>214513693
You tech illiterate newfags should get permanently banned.
Anonymous No.214515636
>>214513353
>rubber opera gloves
Well, fuck me. New fetish unlocked, I guess...
Anonymous No.214515777
>>214511871
I worked for 10 years in movies and it's funny how you see actors who are super charming and cool in real life but once the cameras start they become wooden and shit. And of course the opposite happens too.
Anonymous No.214515944
>>214511871
>rizz
She has the demeanor of a dead cow
Anonymous No.214517208
>>214513196
I don't find her mid at all, Sydney Sweeney on the other hand I'd say fits your description.
Anonymous No.214517607
>>214511750 (OP)
Literally perfect
Pretty but not cartoonishly so
Feminine body but not outrageously curvy, fat, etc
Funny and genuinely strange in the best way, absolutely mesmerizing in press stuff
Probably plays Everybodyโ€™s/Hot Shots Golf
Smells nice
Nepo money so youโ€™re never gonna be broke
Anonymous No.214518438
>>214511750 (OP)
>>214513169
>>214513283
>>214513535
>>214513747
How do I fuck a woman such as this?
Anonymous No.214518546
>>214511750 (OP)
>Coldplayed
Anonymous No.214518995
>>214511750 (OP)
she's a terrible actress
Anonymous No.214519143
>>214513697
Yeah I had no idea who this lady was
It's not my fault that Hollywood doesn't make stars anymore
Anonymous No.214519265
>>214513747
Don Johnson made THAT?
Anonymous No.214519333
>>214513797
kek the xitter roastie editing makes it look like a big deal when they were all joking in that interview