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Anonymous 9/14/2025, 8:48:23 PM No.214513921 >>214514786 >>214514819 >>214514850 >>214515077 >>214515545 >>214515575 >>214515795 >>214516171 >>214516217 >>214517733 >>214518084
WHY’D SHE DO IT?
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While filming the 2012 kino “The Paperboy,” Oscar™ award winning actress Nicole Kidman urinates on her much younger costar Zac Efron. When informed the director wished to cut the scene during editing, she demanded: “The pee stays in the pictures”
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:32:43 PM No.214514786
>>214513921 (OP)
To test the limits of her abilities.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:34:10 PM No.214514819 >>214514842 >>214514853 >>214514870 >>214515113 >>214515444 >>214515674 >>214516245 >>214518048
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>>214513921 (OP)
Look at what it did to him.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:35:16 PM No.214514842
>>214514819
>"LUCY, IM BOGGED"
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:35:44 PM No.214514850
>>214513921 (OP)
No wonder Cruz left that psycho
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:35:45 PM No.214514853 >>214515860 >>214516058
>>214514819
How do I latinxmaxxx bros
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:36:47 PM No.214514870 >>214515512
>>214514819
This can't be real
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:37:22 PM No.214514887
She's vile inside and out
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:38:10 PM No.214514908 >>214515873
Why is the tree floating?
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:45:57 PM No.214515077
>>214513921 (OP)
Where do I apply for a pee stunt man job
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:48:03 PM No.214515113 >>214515445
>>214514819
He became El Chapo
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:04:34 PM No.214515444
>>214514819
Dios mio
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:04:37 PM No.214515445
>>214515113
Zaco Efrondez
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:08:12 PM No.214515512
>>214514870
What gave it away?
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:10:09 PM No.214515545
>>214513921 (OP)
That’s natural. Every man should experience being baptized by a woman’s ambrosial nectar.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:11:09 PM No.214515575 >>214515627 >>214515762 >>214515839 >>214517684 >>214517739
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>>214513921 (OP)
She should've given him a Cleveland Steamer™
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:13:49 PM No.214515627 >>214515907 >>214517684
>>214515575
I had my gf shit on my chest once just for kicks. It was red and greasy because we had spaghetti the night before.
She doesn't want to do it again.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:15:41 PM No.214515674
>>214514819
>el dePradador de las americas
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:20:34 PM No.214515762
>>214515575
he made a calculated evaluation on her intestine's ability to cook up that load, and acted accordingly. sadly, she failed the test.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:22:19 PM No.214515795 >>214517726
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>>214513921 (OP)
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:24:25 PM No.214515839 >>214517684
>>214515575
Friends can't just shit on each other's chests? The fuck kind of world is this?
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:25:18 PM No.214515860
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>>214514853
deport urself
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:26:02 PM No.214515873
>>214514908
it was added in post
it represents the directors (and the audiences) erections
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:27:39 PM No.214515907
>>214515627
I watched my gf shit on paper in the bathroom on the floor once. Christ my fucking life
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:30:04 PM No.214515963 >>214516107 >>214516132
proof that women are just as perverse as men if not moreso
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:34:54 PM No.214516058
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>>214514853
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:37:35 PM No.214516107
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>>214515963
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:38:59 PM No.214516132
>>214515963
the fact that women enjoy reading degen porn more than watching it, says a lot.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:41:12 PM No.214516171
>>214513921 (OP)
why are we taling about a movie from over a decade ago
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:43:37 PM No.214516217
>>214513921 (OP)
Reverse the roles and this would have been a #MeToo story
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:45:22 PM No.214516245
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>>214514819
bro look at this dudes lips lmao
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 11:59:55 PM No.214517684 >>214517822
>>214515575
>>214515627
>>214515839
how do i also request this but just because i'm curious?
what do pooping feel like bros? :(
mfw when im a poopless virgin
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:02:22 AM No.214517726
>>214515795
> Please NOOOOO
> DON'T USE THAT TIGHT YOUNG PUSSY ON ME PLEEEASE
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:02:40 AM No.214517733
>>214513921 (OP)
Everyone should know that Nicole Kidman is a freak. She was even too much a freak for that freak Tom Cruise
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:03:03 AM No.214517739 >>214517843 >>214517858 >>214518007
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>>214515575
Menbros...
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:07:45 AM No.214517822
>>214517684
Literally just ask.
If you can do that, pay a hooker
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:09:02 AM No.214517843
>>214517739
Brapfiends win yet again
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:09:36 AM No.214517858 >>214517953
>>214517739
brapfags are disgusting and should be culled
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:15:12 AM No.214517953
>>214517858

I agree. So uncouth.

I do, however, enjoy the aroma and taste of a slightly sweaty and musky ass. It really helps to elevate not only my arousal, but 69 itself as an art form. Devouring the pussy with an occasional dip into the metallic tasting bum as if contrasting your cheeseburger with some crisp, salty fries.
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:17:59 AM No.214518007
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Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:20:00 AM No.214518048
>>214514819
what a few pints of Nicole Kidman’s piss does to a mf
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:21:58 AM No.214518084 >>214518646
>>214513921 (OP)
That's fucking disgusting. Nothing would anger me more than to have her read the emails I sent her with my address, sleep schedule and where I hide my spare key, then come in and take a warm piss all over my chest and face while I "slept".
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:23:13 AM No.214518109
>not drinking it
wastrel
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:47:06 AM No.214518646
>>214518084
lol