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Anonymous No.214514210 >>214514243 >>214514259 >>214514276 >>214514344 >>214514372 >>214514414 >>214514460 >>214514655 >>214514839 >>214515054 >>214515258 >>214515568 >>214517211 >>214520410 >>214520435 >>214522901 >>214523666 >>214523840 >>214524125 >>214524725 >>214524920 >>214527066 >>214528294 >>214531010
Watch Madame Web
Anonymous No.214514228 >>214514577 >>214516004 >>214527388 >>214527803 >>214531201
Blonde queens mog brunette bitches without even trying
Anonymous No.214514243
>>214514210 (OP)
It's shit, but it's so shit it fun. Watched with friends an some brewskis.
Anonymous No.214514259
>>214514210 (OP)
Not even for Hawkgirl
Anonymous No.214514276 >>214514319 >>214514344 >>214514397 >>214514460 >>214514516 >>214524410
>>214514210 (OP)
If only they dressed like that in the movie.

>meanwhile
Anonymous No.214514287
No.
It looks like a direct-to-vhs low budget movie since the very first 5 minutes, I pirated it and dropped it at that time point and deleted the file afterwards.
Anonymous No.214514304
What was the point of doing a story set in the past when the main character character's whole thing is being old woman psychic and another is a divorced single mother?
Anonymous No.214514319 >>214527178 >>214527296
>>214514276
Much like when Didney shoved DafDaf into Jedi robes.
Anonymous No.214514344 >>214514391 >>214514415 >>214514461 >>214528008
>>214514276
>>214514210 (OP)
Ah yes, one of my least favorite IRL tropes.
>Actress refuses to dress sexy in movie, but dresses like a whore on the red carpet.
Anonymous No.214514372 >>214521593
>>214514210 (OP)
I'm not watching the Pepsi commercial.
Anonymous No.214514391 >>214514432
>>214514344
Sydney and Dakota of all people, have never 'refused to dress sexy in a movie.'
Anonymous No.214514397
>>214514276
She looks better here tho
Anonymous No.214514414
>>214514210 (OP)
more like Fat-Can Boob!
Anonymous No.214514415 >>214518988
>>214514344
>ah yes
go back
Anonymous No.214514432 >>214514538 >>214514790
>>214514391
Agreed. They aren’t the ones in control.
Anonymous No.214514460 >>214527338
>>214514276
>>214514210 (OP)
its just so stupid. i think when they cast them, there's an understanding, but then you have people (probably women) in the writing and wardrobe departments dont get what theyre doing and cockblock the production and nobody dares to spell it out for them... its just so stupid, cause you could easily make a bunch of money, literally millions and millions of dollars, but you dont. and its not like it was some artsy drama movie. its a spiderwoman movie. and you cast Sydney Sweeney and Isabela Moner.

im genuinely irate by their stupidity and the amount of money they threw away.
Anonymous No.214514461
>>214514344
shut up retard
Anonymous No.214514516 >>214514584
>>214514276
Imagine having a gf like this and when she gets to the bedroom she evolves into the syd we know and love. That would be cool
Anonymous No.214514538 >>214514569 >>214514595
>>214514432
What were they thinking?
Anonymous No.214514569
>>214514538
The hubris of thinking that history and "social progress" is linear.
Anonymous No.214514577 >>214514724 >>214520537 >>214527970
>>214514228
Wrong. Brunette looks better on pale women aka white women
Anonymous No.214514584 >>214514628 >>214517864 >>214528421
>>214514516
Sounds like you need to take some meds my good buy
Anonymous No.214514588
I rewatch the trailer every now and then. It's legitimately some of the best unintentional comedy of the last decade.
Anonymous No.214514595
>>214514538
>If we also get little girls to put their money to Star Wars like Disney Princesses, we will get really rich!
But they failed to understand why people liked Star Wars to begin with.
Anonymous No.214514628 >>214514767
>>214514584
Her character cheated on him in this film, correct?
Anonymous No.214514655
>>214514210 (OP)
No.
Anonymous No.214514724
>>214514577
She was so fucking hot in this movie
Anonymous No.214514767 >>214514817 >>214514838 >>214514893
>>214514628
yeah, the infamous sex scene is from the perspective of the black cuck watching her having sex with the neighbor
Anonymous No.214514790
>>214514432
there is a lot of female force on the second bitch
Anonymous No.214514817 >>214516591
>>214514767
Is the movie as incoherent as the Wikipedia page makes it sound?
Anonymous No.214514838 >>214515157 >>214523716 >>214529458
>>214514767
where is her ass?
Anonymous No.214514839
>>214514210 (OP)
more like madame webm
Anonymous No.214514893
>>214514767
>infamous
Yes, truly disgraceful, vile scene.
Anonymous No.214515025
So is the Julia in the source material good or nah?
Anonymous No.214515054 >>214515121 >>214524725
>>214514210 (OP)
so now its impossible for booba-chan to play Felicia
Anonymous No.214515121 >>214515164
>>214515054
Spider-Gwen and Kate Bishop are played by the same person, and in the MCU there are people who doubled up on roles already so it is probably fine if she dyes her hair a different color.
Anonymous No.214515157
>>214514838
nigger
Anonymous No.214515164
>>214515121
right i forgot about the fucking multiverse now with Tony Sark becoming dr Doom
Anonymous No.214515180
All women are starting to look so generic.
Maybe it's the food or water or something.
Not a single interesting/unique looking one these days.
Anonymous No.214515258 >>214515330
>>214514210 (OP)
How do you fuck up the chance to make a movie with Isabella Moner and Sydney "Cum all over me" Sweeney, and have them in skin-tight body suits for the whole movie?

Jesus Christ this movie could have made $2 BILLION. Are they fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.214515330
>>214515258
>is sony retarded
yes.
Anonymous No.214515568
>>214514210 (OP)
is there a parody porn yet?
Anonymous No.214515692 >>214519129 >>214529953
Anonymous No.214515698 >>214516145
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Anonymous No.214515784 >>214515803 >>214515882
Anonymous No.214515803 >>214515872
>>214515784
She looks fat here.
Anonymous No.214515872
>>214515803
No she doesn't.
Anonymous No.214515882 >>214515909
>>214515784
She looks fat here.
Anonymous No.214515909
>>214515882
No she doesn't.
Anonymous No.214516004
>>214514228
Dakota is a natural blonde and Syd is a natural brunette btw. I think they both made the right choice to switch hair colors.
Anonymous No.214516145
>>214515698
Hnnng
Anonymous No.214516146
Moner boner
Anonymous No.214516591
>>214514817
The plot is Sydney Sweeney and her nigger boyfriend are part of an elaborate art prank that's meant to drive them both to suicide.
Anonymous No.214517211 >>214517238
>>214514210 (OP)
Anonymous No.214517238
>>214517211
Edited for clarity
Anonymous No.214517769 >>214526326 >>214527788
Anonymous No.214517864
>>214514584
I love that aggressive, hungry smile with a glint in the eyes a woman does when she is really turned on. Sweeney does a good job of portraying that.
Anonymous No.214518764 >>214522151 >>214524785
Anonymous No.214518988
>>214514415
>go back
Anonymous No.214519129
>>214515692
sex
Anonymous No.214520410 >>214523523
>>214514210 (OP)
Both would make your life miserable.
Anonymous No.214520418
I have Sweeney fatigue
Anonymous No.214520435
>>214514210 (OP)
shame about the face on the skank on the right
Anonymous No.214520537
>>214514577
The best she ever looked in anything she was in.
Anonymous No.214521593
>>214514372
Dakota Johnson looks 60 and 40 at the same time.
Anonymous No.214522151
>>214518764
OW! MY FRAGILE EGO!!!!
Anonymous No.214522901
>>214514210 (OP)
hot
Anonymous No.214523478
Moner mogs in this movie
Anonymous No.214523523 >>214523567 >>214523605
>>214520410
Disagree, Moner is the political one, who changed her name to Merced to deny the white half of her heritage, and who likes wokescolding and plays at being a lesbian. Dakota and Sydney are about as fun as Hwood actresses get.
Anonymous No.214523567 >>214523599
>>214523523
Sydney is almost certainly the most boring person alive in person
Anonymous No.214523599 >>214523645
>>214523567
Pharmacy not get your estrogen prescription on time and you're in a mood?
Anonymous No.214523605
>>214523523
>AN ACTRESS CHANGED HER NAAAAME!!!

You really are the most sensitive people on Earth.
Anonymous No.214523645
>>214523599
>how dare you not worship my waifu!?
Anonymous No.214523666
>>214514210 (OP)
I did. I remember it now. It's crazy. It's a crazy movie. I don't understand why they made it.
Anonymous No.214523716
>>214514838
On my face
Anonymous No.214523840 >>214526024 >>214526916
>>214514210 (OP)
It's so easy to trigger the fanboys of fat Mexican Maisie Williams. The Stacies without the whiny politicking will always be superior choices
Anonymous No.214523843
Madame Web is a fun movie people acting like it's Catwoman level of bad.
Anonymous No.214524125
>>214514210 (OP)
I watched that one camrip stream on Twitch. Should tell you how little Sony thought of their movie that it was left up for nearly 2 full days
Anonymous No.214524367
>he actually resorted to the coward non-reply
Anonymous No.214524410
>>214514276
>Here's that ugly nerd girl I was telling ya' about
Anonymous No.214524725
>>214515054
>>214514210 (OP)
Sydney was literally born to play as Felicia Hardy.
Anonymous No.214524785 >>214524890
>>214518764
I saw she liked a recent Hasan Piker video. My attraction for her went from a 10 to a 9.8
Anonymous No.214524890
>>214524785
I would pay to watch Hasan bench press Moner.
Anonymous No.214524920
>>214514210 (OP)
No. Just post the webms of these chicks. Watching the whole movie is a waste of time. I like Sydney and her Tits but I've never watched anything with her in it. Webms are all we need.
Anonymous No.214525612 >>214525664 >>214525703 >>214529974
Anonymous No.214525664
>>214525612
>Syd's Absolute Territory
Anonymous No.214525703 >>214525778
>>214525612
Sydney's perfect ass.
Anonymous No.214525729 >>214525793
Imagine how much better this movie would have been if the black chick had been played by Amandla Stenberg.
Anonymous No.214525744 >>214525843
Anonymous No.214525778
>>214525703
This girl's body activates a truly primal need to father as many children as possible.
Anonymous No.214525793
>>214525729
That would have been three 10s
Anonymous No.214525843
>>214525744
What a little sexpot.
Anonymous No.214526024 >>214526712
>>214523840
>Mexican Maisie Williams
Anonymous No.214526032
Anonymous No.214526326
>>214517769
The fuck? That's literally assault
Anonymous No.214526712 >>214530613
>>214526024
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.214526831
Anonymous No.214526916
>>214523840
Maisie is a /tv/ waifu so how is looking like her supposed to be a bad thing?
Anonymous No.214527066
>>214514210 (OP)
>Watch Madame Web
Honestly, this is a hell of a lot more refreshing than the usual contrarian corporate shilling, leading with some rude statement about them, trying to get people angry enough to click on the thread.
Anonymous No.214527152
Why?
Anonymous No.214527178
>>214514319
"I'll bet you we can take one of the hottest young starlets to come along in years, pre-loaded with nerd culture popularity, and put her in the premier nerd franchise, and bungle it so badly it flops anyway."

"You're on! The usual bet?"

"Of course."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv5G7pTt7DY
Anonymous No.214527296 >>214527591
>>214514319
Anonymous No.214527338
>>214514460
Imagine going naked as a woman on stage, and still being less sexy than the pne that is fully clothed.
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Anonymous No.214527388
>>214514228
>implying its sydney's "hair"
Anonymous No.214527591
>>214527296
Anonymous No.214527788
>>214517769
Imagine
Anonymous No.214527803
>>214514228
Both have light eyes, but I like pale skin and dark hair more, and Dakota, despite being older, has prettier face. Sweeney only has tits.
Anonymous No.214527970
>>214514577
yes, the litegoth looks is the best
Anonymous No.214528008
>>214514344
She looks like such a nasty girl.
Anonymous No.214528294 >>214529610
>>214514210 (OP)
Sex appeal doesn't sell an entertainment product on its own, but when they aggressively uglify or desexualize the women or avoid casting women who men actually want to look at, it makes men not want to watch. Especially if the women are prominent and the genre is obviously fertile for sexy costumes and camera angles. When you have a female protagonist in a naturally male-oriented genre, you're already pushing a stone uphill, but when you do this, that slope becomes 90 degrees and you're just laying there with a boulder on top of you.

I don't think that Sweeney could save the M-She-U, but they probably could have gotten a few more views on streaming if they didn't do this to her.
Anonymous No.214528421
>>214514584
do women really do this?
Anonymous No.214529458
>>214514838
behind her hips
Anonymous No.214529610 >>214529853
>>214528294
This isn't an MCU movie
Anonymous No.214529853
>>214529610
Call it whatever you want, so long as you call it Marvel.

Regardless of whatever some delusional executive might think, the natural audience for Marvel is not a combination of 60 year cat moms, blue haired landwhales with noserings, and unironic fags with less testosterone than your grandma. The target audience is guys. You won't even get the periphery audience of female social viewers if the men don't want to see the movie or watch the show.

That also means that they need to hire people who understand and respect that male audience to handle projects. If they don't understand the audience, or worse, look on the audience with contempt, that'll come through in the end product. That's also why it's not enough to just tell them to shut up on social media and press tours. They need to not be in charge. They could probably make bank if they made their firings a PPV stream. That's how much they've alienated their natural audience.
Anonymous No.214529953
>>214515692
Hottie!
Anonymous No.214529974
>>214525612
They would get kicked out of any waffle house immediately.
Anonymous No.214530613
>>214526712
Failed meme, sorry
Anonymous No.214531010
>>214514210 (OP)
Anonymous No.214531086 >>214531286
I love when blondes look so much better brunette
Anonymous No.214531201
>>214514228
sweeneythot = blue collar tier
dakota = white collar tier
Anonymous No.214531286
>>214531086
>I love when blondes look so much better brunette

U wot m8?