Thread 214516894

why did they have to make that shot of the girl biting into a $0.99 cheeseburger so erotic
why do I have the sudden urge to force feed her 200 cheeseburgers

>unzips pants, letting a fat, hairy pud slap out on to the counter like a big greasy half-alive roast turkey on christmas
right here, sir

It's right there in your hands sir

>ITS IN A BUCKET??? Well..... ATLEAST I CAN POOP IN IT AFTER
How was KFC so smart?

Beef. It's what's for dinner.

can i haz chezburger plz?
mmm chezburger

>>214516970
there was a poop in it?

>>214516894 (OP)
>and now it's here, sir
>where's my complimentary small fries. the app says I get a free small fries for doing the survey

>>214516894 (OP)
>In your world, am I the McDonalds? Do I give you the food?

>>214517107
I think he was talking about the other girl

Your burgers... and milkshake combos have been important... till now.

What the fuck? Grilled patty meat? Cokey coley?
*instantly gains 500lbs*

>>214517621
> I usually eat the money... are you sure?

>order a regular double cheese burger
>have to drive around fucking front, park in a spot, wait 5-10 minutes for some kid to walk the order out to me
>its fucking wrong
What the fuck happened to macdonalds, this film really sells you that it's this hyper streamlined experience, and now I can't get a fucking regular sandwich in a timely fashion

>>214517689
Back then they friend everything in beef tallow, and used real sugar, so it was actually not all that bad for you.

>>214517722
So true fellow healthy lardass.

> soo uhh where's the meat? I need my juicy meat in my buns to go please.
> ...burgers? what are you talking about?

Were boomers really so fucking stupid they didnt know what to do with food?

A reminder this trash spam thread is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly flooded the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).

Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes), it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

Sethy is certifiably mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with male anal sex (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and spams and samefags it relentlessly

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the cancer over and over, it has to be on the catalogue constantly, multiple threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- reposts as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.

Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.

UUURRRP where's my fuckin' double Big Mac *sharts self*

>>214518406
Precisely

>>214516916
>erotic
You faggots who are so blown away by the most trivial things is honestly astounding. How often do you leave your house and how often do you interact with people?

>>214518694
>well sir, our mascot is a moon. Have you considered that?

>>214518694
>Deep water. Construction sites. Any barrel will do!

>order burger from any fast food place nowadays
>tiny kid-sized burger you finish in two bites
>prices still going up

>>214517107
She looks a little bit like Canadian actress Sarah Gadon.

>>214518694
>..bodies?

>>214516894 (OP)
>I dip my tie in ketchup?

>>214518832
Yep. I avoid almost all fast food nowadays except for the occasional $5 Biggie Bag™ from Wendy's®.

billions must eat the ketchup lettuce onion meat sandwich

>>214518887
>McDonald's Reacts to WGXA Crews

>>214516894 (OP)
When I was a little boy I used to wear the happy meal box as a hat after eating it.

>KROC NO UNDERSTAND
>KROC ANGRY
>KROC SMASH

>>214516894 (OP)
>Do I suckle on the milkshake or just chew it?

>Lawd have mercy, I ain't neva seen a burgah get made dat fast befo'
>Da hell kinda jive-ass shit goin' on here?

>>214520003
kek

OHH SO VELLY FAST
BUT WHERE PRATE?
WHERE CHOPSTICK?
WHERE I EAT?