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Live Ceremony hosted by Nate Bargatze on CBS & Paramount

Are they going to get Hollywood political?

>>214519864
I don't think so only because liberal leadership classes seem legitimately fucking spooked over the backlash to their kirk death gloating, front page of the West Australian a few days ago was fucking glazing the dude, saying he was gonna be president and shit

>hosted by nate bazinga
lmao

>>214519922
They'll probably make some "unity" speech. Attention seekers cant help themselves.

Here we go!

I love Jenna.

>Caucasian Broadcasting System
kek

This sketch blows

Why would any of you watch this?

>>214520254
I’m gay and I have a tiny penis and I’m retarded

Aint watching it.

>>214520270
Touche

Boy she was terrible

Remember how huge Emmys/Oscars threads used to be on /tv/? What killed the hype for awards ceremonies?

>>214520384
People dont watch new movies and shows like they used to, I guess. There was a time when I would have watched everything on the ballot, and so would my friends, so it was fun to watch who won. Now, I have not seen any of the shows on the ballot.

There is just too much entertainment these days. Far too much selection, especially with how easy older shows are to access.

damn Jenna wore that on stage, based

never seen an award show. never will

Do that upset mean The Pitt has a chance to upset Severance?

>>214520384
too many shows on too many streaming networks. nobody is watching all that shit who wants to see a ceremony where some gay apple+ show you've never heard of sweeps all the awards

>>214520447
Lot easier to catch up on Oscar’s homework (10 movies = 20hr) vs Emmy’s (12 show season = 100 hr)

Holy shit this "let's punish the nominees but spend forever time on Steven Colbert, Jennifer Coolidge, and JB Smoove rambling on" shit is getting old fast

This is going to be a looong night, they're bombing hard. Should've got Nikki Glaser to host

Do they have an award for best tik tok trend?

>>214520384
There's a lot to be said for those awards themselves going bad but I think there's also bleediver from embarrassments from the game awards making people more against awards in general too

He was the best part of the last mission impossible

yay Milkshake won!

White lotus will leave with no wins, huh

>>214520384
Death of the monoculture is sad

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY

Reba still would

>dead ass thread
Damn...

>>214520798
well deserved

>>214520694
Truly

>>214519802 (OP)
Why's everyone Jewish

>>214519864
Nate Bargatze is pretty conservative, so it seems unlikely.

>>214520779
I'd respect this a lot more if I didn't know it was virtually superglued over her nipples and a slip is pretty much impossible.

>play up five women nominees
>man wins anyway

Top kek

HA Adolescence won

>>214521159
waited too long
I lost interest and didn't even bother to watch the first ep of season 2

sounds like I dodged a bullet as the reviews haven't been good

>>214521563
hahahahahahahahahah, andor btfo

John Oliver

Has anyone refused an award and made a stand against israel?

ANNNNDOOOOORRRR

Andor!

And/or???

>>214521650
Theatre like that is reserved for the Oscars tbqh

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBA

>>214521760
>GENOCIDE IS LE BAD (I SAID GENOCIDE)!
>LYING IS LE BAD!
>FREE PALESTINE!
Wow, riveting writing.

I’m dying for sex with her

guess i gotta watch adolescence

What a bunch of bullshit! Who gives a shit it was filmed in one take!? It’s a parlor trick! You rehearse before you shoot!

I bet his mates will be asking him how the Sydney hug felt

Me own fookin son... winning an Emmy... ?!

>>214521159
Good, I want her to do more mature roles in movies.

>>214521786
barely

>>214520384
combination of media sucking and award shows just being rich people talking down to the proles about how they are racist and sexist and homophobic as if the rapists and coke heads in hollywood are arbiters of morality

>>214520384
Unironically? The answer is that MAGA retards flooded this website back in 2016 and it's been shit ever since.

I'm just here for Penguin

>>214522000
It ain't winning. It's getting destroyed by Adolescence.

Adolescence again

test

oops

Damn Seth knows who's on the list

>>214520384
Constant retread of Hollywood elites jacking each other off, making cringe jokes, and talking down to the plebeians about cow farts. The boomers who slurped this shit up are mostly dead or stopped caring.
Zoomers and your average normie are more interested in video games and ecelebs. The handful watching this slop are probably scratching their heads going "who?" and "huh?"
The show would unironically do better if they teased exclusive trailers for new movies and series while the awards shit was relegated to a sideshow. Googa MaJooga receiving an award for best blowjob does not effect the average person in anyway.

Tina Fey just has one gross code flat tit in the middle of her chest WHAT THE FUCK

SNL 50 imagine that

>>214520779
Why would an attractive girl make herself look like a disgusting troon?

John Oliver again

>>214522265
Cucking Kendrick's Superbowl IIRC

>>214522449
LOL

How bad is it to have a bloody shit? Just felt like I was taking a substantial dump but then there was blood on the paper. I had a painful dry shit from drinking a lot of bourbon a couple days back so it might be related.

Adolescence again

HUNTER A CUTE!

Ragnar!

>>214522522
you might have torn your anus a bit or possibly a hemorrhoid. it happens if you have big solid shits.

>>214522545
SEXO

Penguin

Best speech besides severance black guy

>>214522600
oh gosh
:3

>>214522068
Would.

are there any christians here

Finally, The Penguin won something. The show is underappreciated.

it's over

>>214522622
No that’s not my first name

>>214522000
>>214522012
The actress for Sophia Falcone just won, so at least it's something. The show is better than whatever the fuck Adolescence is.

>>214522622
yes.

>>214522622
they killed the only true christian on wednesday

>>214519802 (OP)
>no category for science fiction

>>214522803
he was a shitty christian, full of hate, certainly burning in hell now.

>>214522622
sup

>>214522854
lol hell doesn't exist dumb dumb

>>214522854
it's fun watching you trannies panic as you realize the walls are closing in. even the normies are sick of you.

>>214522877
have you been to suburban Florida?

>>214522844
>Star Trek: Picard
>Strange New Worlds
>Apple TV Scifi whatever

>>214522931
fuck no i'm not retarded

NORM!!

Geez it's like they're making a point to award the most propagandistic, bluepilled shows possible

Has anyone mentioned the Donald?

I'm just waiting or Emmy to win her Emmy

>>214519802 (OP)
They should get rid of the "comedy" categories altogether. Not just because the shows are not particularly funny, but because certain "dramas" like Severance are funnier than most of them. It is a useless distinction and it would make these ceremonies easier to watch too because they would be shorter, but they would not be able to circlejerk and glaze as many people so it will not happen.

>>214523137
It got an Emmy so it must be valuable. It's an ambush

>>214523162
snood must lood.

NOW BACK THE SHOW

MY OWN FOOKIN' EMMY

WTF PENGUINBROS

The Penguin getting snubbed yet again for this stupid Adolescence show.

ban brits from america

>>214523268
Labour's working on that.

2 SCOOPS

>>214523137
That's why people no longer watch. It's pure propaganda.

Cheers!

The Colbert won?

>wins late night award
>his show is getting cancelled next year
alright

They're literally awarding the most DNC-core shitlib shows

It's so over the top

The late Late Show

Punch a higher floor! (...and nazis!)

>>214523366
It is just that good!

>>214523344
Yes. His competitors told voters to vote for him too. Because they want to use the narrative that two scoops forced paramount to cancel the show.

ME OWN PENGUIN LOST

>>214523385
it's what Hollywood is going to be for the next 4 years
people really thought ''woke is dead'' top kek, this just makes them triple down and be the ''resistance''

>>214522600
Would.

>>214523432
There are so, so, so many things I'm not liking with the Trump administration. But these people are so much worse.

Life would / will be hell when they're back in power.

Me own fookin show?!

>>214523399
Two scoops?

alright jesus i'll watch the show

Gee they're pushing this show hard for some reason

How is he still alive?

>>214522365
DOB was a very funny sob back in his day. Shame about his obvious and unstoppable transformation

>>214523532
Honestly disturbing.

I guess *someone's planning to start provoking a lot of lonely kids on Discord to do stupid things and blame it on toxic MAGA 'incels' or whatever

And made a call to the Emmys to boost that show so that narrative gets out there even more

>>214523606
Or, continue to do this, as they've been doing it for years. But maybe they'll ratchet it up even worse. Let's pray they don't

>>214523566
Ngl that was funny bit.

>>214523532
>>214523606
Nigga they wanted to make it forced viewing in the UK lmao. They even got mad at some politicians for saying they havent watch it yet

Seth Rogen... again

>>214523637
Not for Robert.

>>214523656

Sal FUCKING Saperstien.

>>214523643
Definitely. It's to negatively characterize their opposition as dangerous, but to the extent it supposedly reflects real events, those events will be something certain clandestine parties would be nudging. That doesn't mean any shitlibs know about this, but they can't even imagine the nightmarish actual reality of things

>>214523643
Don't the Brits/Euros already police the internet a whole bunch, but they still need more pro-censorship propaganda? Lol

>>214523643
Clearly young white British boys are the real problem plaguing young women in the U.K.
It is the most relevant and important show of the decade.

>>214520384
Oscars still does okay. No one gives a shit about the Emmys anymore when shows no one watches win everything.

>>214523719
Can't let white men be saying racist things on Twitter, mate.

The Pitt was good but dammit this was Adam's year

SHE WAS 17 YOU SICK FUCK

I hate the transnational Deep State so fucking much

Most of all because they're corny and uninspired. They're an insult to aesthetics

They got news for you, anon.

The Studio was kind of shit, no?

The Pitt

is law and order only a notch above days of our lives?

PITTBROS WON

Wow, Adam Scott didn't win? He was the only one I wanted to see win.

>>214523831
SVU is on a level all its own

Dr Robby is a hero and a personal friend of mine.

>>214523817
it sucks, but they love shows/movies that wank them off

Holy hell Fiona Diorff's dress

>>214523842
adam scott is shit

b-but andor...

The Pitt again

>>214523845
yeah a notch above. so shitty

Fiona douriff...

>>214523861
But he has such dreamy hair.

>>214523812
I love Ice T so much. One of my favorite black dudes

>>214523895
not really but whatever helps you orgasm

DA PITT

White Lotus was robbed

Haha. Get fucked andor. Get fucked Disney. Enjoy your pity writing award for one episode.

>>214523923
DA INTUBATE SHOW

TV Networks desperately want shows like The Pitt to be popular again because they are much easier to make than these high concept prestige shows that have like 8 episodes every 2-3 years.

Liberals really are a menace. They're sticking it to good inspired shows, and reward garbage, just to make a political point.

>>214523923
dude breaks down because his mentor died 5 years ago lolololol

>>214520384
Because hardly anyone watches shows anymore because watch threads are fucking dead because generals supplanted them. And generals attract the worst most insufferable secondaries imaginable who only want to engage in off topic dramaposting and low effort unfunny shitposting. I haven't watched a show along with anons that didn't immediately turn into a general dramafest within 2 threads in 4 fucking years. And that last show I watched with you niggers had like 40 participants max and the threads often fell off the catalog before hitting bumplock.

>>214524001
not reading all that fucko

RATE NATE?

was better than I expected desu

>>214524052
his speech impediment bothers me

>>214523895
and such kind eyes

>>214520051
More tit than I thought she had

>>214520384
Oscars are still big on /tv/. Emmys were never THAT big on here.

>>214523961
The pitt is prestige

>>214524064
I thought that’s just a southern redneck accent

>>214524115
okay, you've convinced me, i will have sex with him.

I missed this slop. Tell me of Druckman looks depressed

>>214524137
It's a medical drama. Networks have been making these king of shows for decades at this point. The Pitt was first pitched as a ER reboot before it fell through.

>>214524146
I believe Britt Lower is already doing that. So you will have to wait.

>>214520407
I am convinced this show doesn't actually exist and it only surfaces at awards shows specifically to test if the audience has actually watched the shows being nominated, and they fail each time. The only time I've never seen its name in my life is at every Emmy and Golden Globes show, otherwise I've never seen it advertised, mentioned by someone, referenced, or anything at all, it doesn't exist.

>>214520779
So have all the "LE BOG!!!" spammers acknowledged how retarded they were about the one Wednesday red carpet look that was blatantly just makeup yet?

>>214524211
And yet it won Best Drama over every big budget series on TV.

>>214521789
>>214521623
Mad

>>214522604
>>214522729
>>214522000
based

why did they pair the trans woman with the asian guy

Incels lost
Trannies won

>>214524270
It's a good show, but also it is a show that TV Networks used to make a lot more of before everything turned into HBO knockoffs everywhere. Shows like The Pitt and ER were easier to make, filmed in one location usually, had more episodes, and allowed for writers and producers to make more with the increased episode count.

>>214524305
humiliation ritual

>>214524303
tit

>>214524110
Mm, erotic. I wonder if her and Snood have ever compared their erotic zoomer tums

>>214524330
What matters or "wins" in our culture is not dictated by gay shows like this lol

>>214520051
It's giving Death Becomes Her.

>>214523817
It was good if you understand filmmaking, prob not so much for children though

>>214520051
perky

Let's laugh at The White Lotus that went home with nothing this year.

>>214520051
How does it stay in place? Do they glue the big gems to her nipples?

>>214525251
Double sided tape

>>214524305
>trans woman
>woman

>>214522600
Long hair really does suit her face.

>>214525498
got all that from estrogen?

>>214524001
Severance thread was good until S2

>>214526008
They were okay in s1 but that was only because nobody was watching it during the original broadcast. Right upto the weeks before s2 you could still have tolerable threads about the show but the second the insane number of bandwaggoners showed up right before the s2 premier and the general started churning it all went to fucking shit.

>>214521789
Maybe, and I say maybe, try not launching missiles at little girls carrying water. And if you do, don't start hava nagilaing the shooter.

>>214526062
>>214526008
S2 was shit so that didn't help

Bumping for Colbert and Adolescence making the chuds seethe.

>>214524226
Britt is married to her hair stylist of all people. Strangely he's not even gay, he has two kids from a previous marriage.

>>214526008
Severance was only good because of Helly and Milchick, and appropriately they both won awards while the show overall did not.

>>214526079
Umm...that was....Hamas water....it had to be destroyed. For....self-defense.

>>214524001
BCS was the last show I watched with /tv/

>>214527353
Honestly BCS might be the last good show for a very long time

>>214527353
the final season sort of shit the bed but god damn if I didn't have the time of my life the first couple episodes during the timejumper arc