Thread 214523799

What are you working on, /tv/?

>>214523799 (OP)
Action-comedy about French terrorists who set off a gay bomb in the America Senate, turning it into a giant orgy that's televised across the world and causing the American government to collapse.

>>214523863
That sounds hilarious.

>>214523880
It was a troll post.

>>214523954
Doesn't mean it's not funny.

>>214523799 (OP)
I have a few horror/thriller features, currently trying to get a manager but querying is useless so it's all a networking grind. Currently writing something very low budget so some friends and I can make it on the indie level.

>>214524099
What's your low budget idea?

>>214523799 (OP)
A drama about two nuns that have sex with each other at a boarding school. It's literally just lesbian smut, but it will do big with the leftoid crowd that love gays and hate christianity.

>>214523799 (OP)
a romcom where tina fey is my mommy

>>214524143
Don't want to go into too much detail but it's basically a one-apartment movie, kind of like a horror version of Rear Window.

>>214524219
no one here is gonna steal your idea, there are very few anons on /tv/ that are actually in the field or getting into it, give us the logline at least
and if you really feel so damn protective go get your shit registered so you can sue

>>214523799 (OP)
I'm working on a skit about Ben Shapiro interviewing an AI avatar of Charlie Kirk

It's the modern age of AI and bots. A woman has gotten herself into so much trouble that she needs to escape, but her pursuers are close behind. She enters a warehouse and finds a poorly sealed box containing a robot. She takes the robot out of the box and takes its place, not realizing the box is labeled "Sex Robot." The box is shipped a few minutes later.....

I have the book and script done. I tried the publishing route but the agents are highly selective these days. I think I'll be self publishing.

anarchist tries forming a political party by banding non-voters together to outvote the political parties. when his movement starts growing the government takes notice and tries to discredited them. even though he seeks for radical reform he sees that the majority of his movement is made up of women who are ignored by the system. and he has to make a choice whether to seek radical reform or hand it over to the women who actually want to improve their community. anyway, the movement dies when the government plants gun on him and his friends who wish to find a more radical solution to their problems.

>>214524470
idk something about people need to learn when to step aside after their job is done. otherwise you’re just sticking around to stay in power. which i don’t think anyone should seek that as a goal

I wanna make good Christian films for now, I've bitten off more than I can chew now.

>>214524219
so like Wait Until Dark?

An action horror film, I have a great start, a great end and nothing to do in the middle. Thirty pages written and people seem to like it I've shared it with. Like the process of keeping tension in the middle of the story is very hard

A depressive must deliver fruit to a widow before virgins blow up her seniors’ complex.

Incel Battle Royale. It's a comedy where everyone whines like a girl. In the end, they all get killed by the Competition Zone Cleaner. A cool muscleman on a Harley Davidson with a shotgun, knives in his hands, a scar on half his face. In the second part, we saw the alpha tournament.

>>214523799 (OP)
I'm working on a show about nothin

>>214527499
So a Seinfeld remake?

A drama about two imams who have a platonic love relationship at a mosque. It's literally just thinly veiled gay drama, but it will impact the maga crowd which hates gays and loves atheism.

scifi horror movie. in the future. humans have begun colonizing mars by sending fungal factories over there so fungus and shrooms build up modal cavelike strucutres with trees/plant. this has been going on for 500 years or so. now we humans are ready. but when we arrive at mars things are not what we expected!

a new movie starring JLaw. she's a lesbian feminist politician who advocates against migration, against abortion and for lower taxes and more severe punishment for criminals. she's also very into the 4th c and has a bunch of weapons in her arselan (50 bmg, several shotguns and a magnum .500). she isn't popular among her lesbian community so they plan to teach her a lesson. they hire a bunch of thugs to rape Jlaw and sure they manage to rape her a bunch of times (I'm planning it'll take 30-50 minutes of screentime) but she withstands it and survives, so she goes to the police and that's where the movie ends, because the cops says she was asking for it and if she'll continue to bother them they'll have to teach her a lesson - to which she replies with a wet look "I'll have to think it over".

I see a lot of horror being written. Is this what the industry demands?

>>214527678
It's usually the safest bet.

>>214527602
>slapping a bunch of worldbuilding nerd shit into his pitch
aint nobody no what a fungal factory is, just say they remotely terraformed mars.

>>214524470
this is all sorts of huh? what?
if you want to do something on anarchism, the biography of Nestor Makhno and the Makhnovshchina is just sitting there being the coolest shit ever.

>>214527678
hey it's easy slop to make. Of course people on /tv/ will want to make it

a nerd gets trapped in a hot womans body. will the new attention she (he) gets changed his nerdy behaviour?

Adam is Ewe

Adam, is 15 years old, he's always felt alone and a bit different. That's when he meets Gary, a 47 year old psychiatrist, who suggest Adam to change his sex and become "Ewe", a hot bimbo-ish 25 year old girl. Will Adams new life as Ewe improve her situation?

Noah is a 70 year old dude. He's blue collar. Now he's tired of working so he looks for alternatives. He opens an OF but it doesn't go that well until he starts to dress as a woman. He quickly becomes very popular among the foreign crowd and he gets hundreds, if not thousands of offers. Noah is thinking about changing himself so he can get more money, but its gonna take a lot of work to convince those pajeets his a 20 year old girl.

Donald is a 5 year old son of a lesbian 18 year old teenager mom called Hillary. Hillary does not want a son. She wants a daughter. Can she convince Donald to transission to a woman?

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>>214527836
take your trannybrain shit back to /pol/

Hillary is the son of a 15 year old man. They're thinking about a donating their sexes to eachother but have no clue how it will happen. They turn to Gary, a 45 year old professional sexchanger who'll gladly help them but first he needs to probe his way into the affair.

>>214527975
Reminds me of someone.

>>214527975
fuck u, these r golden scripts idea, they'd easily sell to hulu and made much money

Hillary is Donald. She's about to become Gary. But will Gary survive knowing he had to displace Noah to become himself?

A young friendly but unassuming shy guy meets a girl in a bar and falls madly in love. The next week he goes to the same bar and sees what he thinks is the girl's brother based on their similarity. Turns out the brother is "the girl", the week before when they met he was just crossdressing. The guy starts questioning his sexuality and ends up in a depressive mood realising his love was essentially a character and not a real person. We then follow the crossdresser fella and realise he wasn't playing a character that night, he was just being themselves but in makeup and a dress. He never intended to fool anyone. But he's actually straight and madly in love with a close female friend and, must have to make a decision on whether to reveal his feelings to her.
In the end the first shy guy drunkenly stalks the crossdresser in anger, finds the female love interest, and tells her all about his crossdressing and his evenings spent seducing men in bars.

>>214523799 (OP)
An action comedy about a time travelling man who can turn into a tapier, who must solve his own murder, before it happens.

As it is a family film expect plenty of fart jokes!

A crossdresser dresses up to a party. A dude thinks he's a girl. They get together but can the fool convince he's not a fool?

Met Andy. He's a woman. Or he was a woman. Now he's a man. But for how long?

Can u guys help me write a tranny-positive movie? I think if you'd do it well it would sell.

Fast and Furious. Remake.

>>214528298
A transwoman wakes up as a ciswoman, she tries to keep to herself, but a mysterious man tells her if she wants to stay the way she is, she has to find love.

Skip Fighter (US title: Dumpster Duel)

Amelia (ideally played by Millie Gibson) is a down on her luck homeless teenager who survives on the mean streets of Cardiff, England. One day, after a chance meeting with eccentric Billionaire Elroy Rust (ideally played by Leonardo DiCaprio) she is given the chance to change her life around by fighting for him in an no holds barred underground skip fighting tournament. Fighters are people who won't be missed by society, there are no rules other than the only way to win is by killing your opponent.

Can Amelia become the ultimate skip fighting champion and win her freedom and a cash prize? Only 6 sexy babes, each with their own unique weapons and fighting style stand in her way!

a man becomes a woman

>>214529848
Are you being funny?

Harriet Tubman blaxploitation movie

I started writing a script for M3GAN 3.0. It's set in 2052 where a global ban on AI and androids has been in effect for the past 15 years. After Cady died in the hospital from an unknown illness, M3GAN became unimprinted from her and went into hiding. The US military is trying to track her down as the last surviving android. A cryptic message is relayed from a nuclear bunker, so the military sends a group of experts to investigate, but they are met with bizarre robotic creatures with human limbs attached to them, skinned human faces stretched across machinery. Turns out M3GAN has been harboring hatred towards humanity for allowing Cady to die so she began experimenting with robot-human hybrids to aid her revenge.

I am going to post this again. I've given it to friends and family to read it.
This is my logline.
Title: "The Dusk Squad"
Type: Feature
Genre: Noir/Fantasy
Logline: In 1930's L.A. when a body drained of blood is found, a rookie police detective must work with vampires on both sides of the law to rescue a missing actress.
I have finished the first draft and I am letting it rest until I start correcting.
I guess I will write a novel with the story because I doubt I can sell it but it was a great experience writing it.

Gonna post this again since we had a good talk last time.
Title: Dream House
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Fantasy
Logline: After moving into a remote estate, Emma realizes she’s stepped into the very house from her recurring nightmares — where blurred visions of murder may be more memory than dream.

So kinda like Lucio Fulcis The Beyond, with erotic elements and giallo slasher influense.

>>214531199
>vamp flick
needs more gay sex

>>214531872
>after moving into a remote estate
your premise sucks ass.. she should either be capture by an incel or invited by some distant family member, why else would she move to a haunted place?

>>214532438
If the logline is not something *you* want, it doesn't mean it's "ass". Why are you assuming she knows she is moving to a haunted house?

>>214532438
Man, Jaws suck ass dude - think about it, why do they keep going to the water if there's a killer shark there? Jesus.

My idea came to me in a dream.

22nd century. Humanity lives in a fully integrated computational system fusing digital and physical reality. A catastrophic event triggers, erasing both realities and leaving all minds trapped in stasis. Only one remnant survives, a shifting geometric consciousness stranded in a liminal buffer zone of corrupted data.

To restore existence, it traverses a series of fragmented nodes, each a surreal game-like World representing different aspects of human memory and cognition. With each repair, fragments of lost consciousness return, slowly rebuilding the fabric of reality.

There are themes of digital mortality, identity, and what it is to be human in a world where consciousness and technology have become inseparable.

The majority of the film is told through colorful, abstract, symbolic animation fusing handcrafted work with digital glitch type art.

I’ve been dreaming my own stories. Basically right now I’m working on a sort of borgias sort of setting where a king has been sick and is about to pass on and his three children are vying for power while the queen does her own thing.
The oldest prince is a piece of shit who’s been banging his younger brothers wife for a few months.
The younger prince is a nice guy that the kingdom loves but he’s not the best fighter or political strategist but he is trying. He knows about the affair and is biding his team.
The princess is a bitch and spends half her time slacking off and the other half banging nobleman when she feels like it. All she wants is the throne but she’s going to need a lot of work done to actually do the job.
The queen is pretty stony. She never wanted to marry her husband but she’s gotten used to it. Sort of like a less evil Cersei.
Then I’ve gotten some side characters down.
There’s the captain of the army who’s been really helping the younger prince out and always treated him well. The queen is really fond of him and the older prince hates him because he basically won the respect of the people through sheer will and presumably thinks he’s been fucking the queen(they haven’t)
There’s the emperor who they are at war with but that’s been put on pause temporarily. The captain wants the war to end because it was really kind of a pointless war since the emperor wasn’t a big enemy(the king really wanted some land). He’s a nice dude.
There’s a few servants in the castle who have some important parts.

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story bout browsin 4chan n writing trollposts in /swg/ u think its cannes-material?

>>214534106
The oldest son gets the kingdom and he is focused on getting an heir instead of fucking his sister-in-law. The princess is married to another kingdom and the junior prince is kept as a backup nearby. That would make sense as the base point if the current king is not a moron.

older man becomes sugar dadday to younger girl but they fall in love. problem is she's his step-daughta

human get sent back from 2025 to the 80s. to protect life. robot too. they fight

>>214535725
Kings pretty out of it with sickness by this point in my story. I’d like to figure out a way to get the older Prince to man up but by now I think he’s too lustful with power and his brother is still planning on giving him his comeuppance.

i'm trying to adapt the camp of the saints. it's of course gonna be a horror movie