Thread 214527517

Seems like Sam's matured and moved on from the Harland shit. Good to see. He's better when he's actually serious and not doing his post irony schtick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czBvLB-DwY

Guy is delusional like every other american eceleb. You guys are all dumb as fuck

>>214527517 (OP)
>Seems like Sam's matured
he's over 40. he's supposed to be mature

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>214527517 (OP)
is this fucking disgusting fuck sucking on a jolly rancher while talking? stop smacking your mouth you annoying fucking idiot

>>214527562
You stupid faggot, there were countless Sharktank threads up all summer and now it's a problem? There are weekly RLM threads too

>>214527517 (OP)
>we’re at le war
When are you morons going to understand that nothing will ever change

>>214527517 (OP)
this is you. But Charlie Kirk was an anti-nazi and I'm pro-nazi. Charlie was anti-me

>>214527565
He started crying like 2 minutes in, retard
And his vids are usually done in one take

Look at him cry cause some young edgy leftists make fun of charlie kirk. What a fucking pussy jesus christ .

>>214527517 (OP)
In all seriousness why can't Sam do more shit like this instead of his "look I'm pretending to be retarded" gimmick? He actually sounds intelligent in these

>>214527582
he's literally swallowing and smacking his mouth 1 minute in retard

>>214527596
He's holding back trying to cry you autistic faggot, cause he feels thing, like an innocent guy getting MURDERED FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK

>>214527578
if they celebrated that big gummed melvin's death, just imagine how much they'd hate you. they'd want your spirit raped for all eternity.

Oh no the man who made his entire career on being edgy and shitting on dead political opponents had a little bit of his own medicine, go home to your gorilla nest

>>214527613
he talks like that in fishtank too you stupid pussy, you gonna start crying too? his tobacco mouth is disgusting and he always smacks it before speaking, nuff said.

>>214527517 (OP)
this is trans territory chud you can't post him here

>silly edgy teens making dumb tiktoks
>potatoe face pops up
> this. is . you .
hahahahah nice one sam. Good one.

this “show” fucking sucks. stick to fishtank sam.

>>214527595
you "sam is never serious" guys might be the most retarded gorilla niggers i have ever seen

>>214527517 (OP)
Is he afraid he'll get shot next?

Sam literally said this first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEq7Uf2DjWI

>>214527619
leftoids want to kill nazis? Is this some sudden revelation? I'm not gonna start shilling for a pathetic traitor collaborator like Charlie Kirk. Why should anyone care? All the conservatards are telling their followers to vote harder, i.e. vote for more anti-white Republicans next election. It's not like they're going to abandon their gay, compromised positions. Fuck both sides

>Luke still saying maybe 3 sentences per episode
why is he there man. I like the guy but he has no input in something unless its an insanely long diatribe of fucking nothing. his story on the dunkin donuts box took a fucking millennium

>Boo hoo edgy tasteless jokes are only okay when I can profit from it
I hate grifters so fucking much

>>214527717
There's a difference between being a professional comedian and being a cold blooded killer libtard

>>214527756
No because the shit he's crying about is people making fun of this dead guy, something Hyde has spent his entire career doing

>>214527586
You can't shame people who don't see you as part of their group.

>Promoting Spicolas Fagtes who sold all his supporters to the Biden administration during Jan 6 to rot in solitary confinement after he got off Scot free
Is Hyde controlled op now, or is he just dumb?

>>214527517 (OP)
give me a fucking break

Based, I was waiting for /ourguy/ to throw his hat in the ring and start griftmaxing like every other faggot online right now

>>214527569
he didn’t say they weren’t a problem. The faggy shilling for this virgin shit is fucking embarrassing, and this is 4chan. Being that pathetic here is ten times worse than normal.

Knowing Sam enjoys fucking children and feminine men makes literally everything he says cringey as fuck and I can't take it seriously. Bro really got fucked up by a whimsical old comedian and now he's calling for race wars while crying about Charlie Kirk. What a time to be alive.

Didn’t EP have a bumper making fun of 9/11, USS Liberty, and Columbine as if Sam and the cast committed these acts? This was literally just 2 fucking months ago. These faggots have zero integrity.

>>214527582
He's obviously fake crying
He literally celebrated Nancy pelosi husband getting attacked

He's a hypocrite piece of shit grifter

>>214527924
>gay lover quarrel where nobody is hurt
vs
>political assassination filmed in HD with a fire hydrant of blood gushing out his neck
you are a subhuman you know that right?

Fucking nerd is going to ruin everything again with his grifting! Firs the gorilla nest and now this!!!

>>214527517 (OP)
>I'm afraid for Hassan.
what a goofball. The right will start screaming 'FED!' if you march against immigration. Just the act of marching while holding signs is enough to get a significant contingent on the right to denounce you.

The idea that they're capable of organizing any kind of legitimate, organized resistance to something like antifa is pure fantasy. Rightoids are too busy policing their own side to work towards any meaningful political goal

lol, all these day of the rope right wing edgelords are the definition of "can dish it but can’t take it".

>>214527787
Feel free to provide evidence, cuck.

>>214527924
That guy was based. Luigi was based. Furry tranny was not. Charlie Kirk just gives talks and all this did was give the right a martyr.

>>214527997
stop running defense for a guy you clearly aren't familiar with

Nice grift Samuel but it doesn't work when you would be dancing and laughing if this was some leftist streamer.

>>214527913
That’s correct

>>214527817
That’s correct, he sold out and is no longer grass roots

>>214527963
Sam will in all likely hood be stabbed to death or have his head blown off

Every right leaning influencer who has spoken out politically saw themselves in Charlie, even those on the left

Welcome to demon world

>>214527517 (OP)
>>214527555
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

After the Harland meltdown it's literally impossible for me to take anything this guy says seriously. KWAB

>>214527582
Crocodile tears, he's done it before. They come naturally to sociopaths/psychopaths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES3swYjaxWI

>>214527517 (OP)
Kids get shot in schools and not a peep from this faggot, but le heckin grifter zionist chungus gets killed and the gloves come off.

>>214527937
>it only matters when it happens to someone on my side!

>>214528122
It’s worse than that
someone claimed to be him in a manifesto and then shot up a super market killing a bunch of black people

He said nothing
Not even a simple, “yeah - fuck that guy” on X

The performative christian grift is getting really annoying.

>>214528149
There is a reason Sam hides in his ivory tower and acts tough on twitter/youtube but he will never engage leftists directly. Not even like Charlie Kirk did, he wont do it online. Because that would expose him and his views as inconsistent and shallow (and as a brainrotted midwit). See how he handled that MMA retard that lectured him.

>>214528096
We were all hungover okay I was just trying not to puke, totally not having an existential crisis.

>>214527517 (OP)
>obvious Mossad Hitjob
>Sam plays it off like leftists are killing conservatives in the streets and it's time for his fans to buy guns and take to the streets
He's been bought and paid for.

>>214527924
He also made fun of that woman who died in Charlottesville immediately after it happened.

>>214527517 (OP)
Somebody should kill him next

>>214527562
Only if you agree with K-Slop threads falling under that category

>>214528224
>obvious Mossad Hitjob
yeah. the israelis killed a fanatical zionist who was the only prominent figure in the US capable of making israel even somewhat appealing to people under 30 - which they're desperately losing.

Sam Hyde is both a nihilist and an egoist hedonist. He literally believes in nothing other than his own self-promotion and gratification. All these ideas are just abstractions, tools for him to self-promote.

Is it Christian to invite a high schooler over to your airbnb where you ask her to invite her other high schooler friends to come over to fuck all the wigger crew and give them drugs and alcohol?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7aj4Tp2lIZg

>>214527565
Doing his best Heath Ledger Joker impression
And don’t forget about how defined the sound quality is, shit is annoying

>>214527517 (OP)
Why is he smacking and licking his lips like Heath Ledger's Joker

>>214528287
Seems like a good way to radicalize and divide

>>214528327
Yes, they're trashy people who only wish to exploit others. Just human parasites really.

>>214527613
He died of a fentanyl overdose

What's the similarity between Jeffrey Epstein and Sam Hyde?
[s]they both have a Jet that brings them young women to molest[/s]

>>214528287
…because he started to criticize them.

>>214528354
radicalize and divide what?

>>214528111
/thread

>>214528384
two more weeks and Charlie was gonna totally do a 180.

all these rightoids saying that Kirk was secretly anti-israel are spitting on his grave. This guy, in true conservative fashion, would disavow them

Is it Christian to do “lowkey predatory” stuff?

>>214527924
>He literally celebrated Nancy pelosi husband getting attacked
That was a gay male prostitute he hired and he was fine after, so it was funny.

>>214527882
i knew it was coming from his *reaction* on PGL when the news broke, or lackthereof rather.

>>214528070
>Sam will in all likely hood be stabbed to death or have his head blown off
I don't think Sam is political enough for that to happen, too many people dismiss him as a retarded comedian. He goes out of his way not to piss off trannies even. He's never gotten South Park-level attention, hell he even hasn't been featured on Drudge Report in any context, and people like Nick Fuentes have.
If something like that would happen to Sam it would come from a jilted business partner probably, Sam is well know for fucking with and not paying people he collaborates with. The people he had make a Fishtank videogame went bankrupt, 100k in the hole because he didn't promote it supposedly. Or maybe an insane Fishtank simp would go after Sam.
This notion that a bunch of leftists/trannies have it out for Sam is complete PR scripted fakery spread on social media to promote his image.

>>214528435
>>214528327
>OH NO CONSENTING ADULTS ARE HANGING OUT WITH EACHOTHER AND MAYBE HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!
Just stop you libtard faggot. I love when you retards turn into Christian Mom's even tho you fucking hate God and shit

>>214528509
His 18 year old girlfriend is Ellie who is in high school and he asked her to get more high school girls to come to their airbnb

High school is underaged especially for alcohol

>>214528487
That shitty fishtank game took 100k to make?

>>214528554
Oh no wait til you find out 16 year olds go drinking and shit all the time, especially during summer parties.

>>214527517 (OP)
It's a real shame this faggot is too irrelevant to ever be sniped in 4k like that. He's probably going to die after suffocating with his head inside a tranny's rectum. By the way he literally recieves money from gay faggot Poop-Eater Thiel to do this

>>214528582
So facilitating that with a bunch of 30 year old guys to fuck them is cool with you? Are you a pedo too?

>>214528582
if you had a 16 year old daughter and found out she was hanging out with a guy in his late 30s and giving her alcohol, how would you react?

>>214528629
He has to

>>214528629
>>214528611
Girls are fucking retards and CHOOSE to do this shit stop acting like they are 3 years old and can't fucking think. I've been 27 hanging out with an 18 year old from work before and her friends were all Juniors and shit and all she would always do is somehow get a hold of weed and alchol, go drive to an empty parking lot and get high and drunk every fucking day. Yet the moment I wanted to join her it was seen as "weird" and shit
They can all go fuck themselves and to answer your question if my daughter was doing that I'd probably laugh but also realize she is a fucking idiot and she is doing it to herself

I think mde has died

>>214528663
>if my daughter was doing that I'd probably laugh but also realize she is a fucking idiot and she is doing it to herself

yeah sure you would bro, I'm sure you'd be okay with it

>>214528611
>>214528629
You realize it's common for girls to be into older dudes right? Especially at that age

>>214528663
So you are a pedo

>>214527517 (OP)
Saw Sam Hyde in a dream yesterday. Strange.

>>214528224
Yeah man they're doing 6 dimensional chess to get rid of a guy who said one bad thing about israel. You absolute fucking buffoon dumb fuck .

Hi I’m 27 years old and I’m here to fuck your 16 year old daughter and get drunk and do drugs with her

>>214528682
>>214528629
I wouldn't be ok with it, but at same time wtf is the difference if she's 18 with a 30 year old and then later she is 25 with a 38 year old?

>this is you
>this is your sister
Turned it off here opens with goebells propaganda unless there's a punchline that follows idc to see what a faggot he's become

>>214528708
To save America, right?

>>214527586
You and your ilk are showing your lack of a soul and your ugliness. Very telling.

>>214528572
whatever deal Sam made with them he probably didnt put in much himself, wouldnt be surprised if the devs were starry-eyed fans

>>214528691
>18 is pedo

>>214528728
Man browsing on 4chan must be a rough time for you. I suggest you take a break and go for a walk.

>>214528773
You said juniors

>>214528778
Yes I will delete my account later today.

>>214528801
The girl I was seeing was 18 but her friend group were mainly juniors.

>>214528826
Right and you wanted to join them getting drunk and high as a 27 year old

>>214528849
Cause I wanted to be with her, but again she is retarded desu. I'm the weird one yet year later she is in college at 19 still hanging out with high schoolers yet I'm weird for that shit

>>214528663
So you got no self-awareness huh?

>>214528869
She’s retarded and you can’t see that it’s correlated with her age?

>>214528285
If they did it still wouldn't make men in dresses (you) women

>>214528702
you really can not afford rent any other way than shilling threads?

>>214528881
She would always invite me out when we first met for like 4 months then out of nowhere she turned into that thinking it was weird I wanted to get high with her, yet when we first met she would always want to smoke with me.
>>214528885
I mean common sense is a thing, she could tell me straight up she didn't want me around her anymore instead of being a cunt and going behind my back talking shit about me to her friends

>>214528961
Are you a troll or just stupid?

>>214528869
Yeah you are def retarded too and weird for not having the self awareness.

>>214528961
Women are physically weak and are unable to be direct unlike men, hence the shit talking. There is always the underlying threat of the man sperging out and becoming violent when rejected because of a bruised ego.

>>214528869
Might not make you a pedo but hanging out with 18 year olds when they're under the influence so you can fuck is weird

>>214528972
I'm not trolling, I don't understand why she gets to be a retard with no consequence yet I'm the weirdo cause you approached me first and always wanted to hang out first and talk nonstop til one day you just decide it's "weird"

>>214528931
What??

>>214528961
I feel like my point was missed. Ok put yourself in that situation. You are 16-17 and having fun, getting high, not a care in the world. A friend brings her grown adult man to get high and hang out. He is probably closer to your professors' age than yours. You and your peers would think he's cool? Normal?

>>214528708
To be honest
I would love for my 15 year old daughter to get pregnant by a handsome guy who is the full package

Age doesn’t matter
As long as he loves her

>>214527517 (OP)
he looks raped

>>214528206
No one died in the Pelosi attack retard. And the Pelosi's are actual evil who have almost definitely been involved in super shady shit like insider trading. Charlie Kirk just said trannies aren't women and illegals need to go, both categorically true.

he is so washed up its insane

>what we do now will reverberate through history!

he has no actual political acumen, no intelligent take on what is really going on or how the government functions or trumps predicament or ANYTHING. its just all larp. nothing will happen, no crisis will occur. just more of the same nihilistic shit and sam will still be making 20 year old girls vomit on fishtank in 3 years

>>214529080
What's being compared is not the two events but Sam's take on them. Sam clearly implied that it would have been good if he died.

>>214528218
>vid
Been there, it's torturous

>>214529062
Do you think a 27 year old trying to ply your 16 year old daughter with drugs and alcohol is “the full package” ?

>>214529060
What counts as grown adult man? Cause when drugs and beer is involved dudes are are like 21-25 are usually in parties and hangouts too, I wouldn't know them but it never felt out of place. Now say it's some 40 year old guy trying to hang around, yeah that looks weird

>>214529119
What’s wrong with drugs and alcohol?

I raise my kids
Not the state
If mom and dad say its okay, it’s okay

Fascist

>>214529080
Insider trading isn’t super shady but it is bad and all politicians should be barred from investing while they’re in office. Whose pushing for that law to be passed is it the republicans or is it AOC?

>>214529119
You forgot to mention the retarded fucking daughter is already smoking and drinking daily and flunking out of her first year in college

>>214529145
Your trying to make parallels to trans kids with your disingenuous posts

>>214527565
Drugs

>>214529103
>nothing will happen
Wrong. The government will increase surveillance and the conservatives will beg for it lmao

>>214529062
>Age doesn’t matter
>As long as he loves her
This but unironically

Right wingers really argue to the death for grooming teenagers lol

>>214527517 (OP)
now he has become a crying nazi

sobber of worlds

>>214529194
Race to the bottom that they lost to the lefty trannies arguing to death for grooming prepubescents.
kek

>>214528480
>oh no. oh my god. No, no. Oh goodness it's not good man :I

He couldn't sound any more unconvincing

https://youtu.be/o9xWhcZufyA?si=XexylC-W0iG1T6CW&t=42

>>214529137
>>214529154
Dude give it a rest. Even when I got along well with young coworkers and would get invited to things that's just people in their age Id say no. What are we gonna talk about my mortgage? Their expert teenage opinions?

>>214529060
>A friend brings her grown adult man to get high and hang out.
Why are those legal children (16) getting drunk with an adult (18) in the first place? Is she grooming them?

>>214529294
I think both are horrible and it’s insane that no one genuinely cares about young people people just want to win and indulge in their desires

>>214529332
>my mortgage
No wonder they dont want to hang around with you when all you have to talk about is gay shit

>>214529341
You say this like it's not seen as a little weird to only hang with underclassmen lol. And from then it goes up exponentially.

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