Thread 214529643

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Anonymous 9/15/2025, 10:54:38 AM No.214529643 >>214529661 >>214529908 >>214529959 >>214530021 >>214530498 >>214530646 >>214530686 >>214530999 >>214531883 >>214532488 >>214532541 >>214532824 >>214532966 >>214533063 >>214533284

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>Hello Anon. Care to buy an old man a negroni?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 10:55:59 AM No.214529661

>>214529643 (OP)
We stopped that practice centuries ago, unless...

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:11:50 AM No.214529908 >>214530010

>>214529643 (OP)
I know it's an edit but did he really eat an entire baguette with nothing but butter and shitty-looking ham?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:15:19 AM No.214529959 >>214532101

>>214529643 (OP)
What does this meme mean? Why does this guy gets posted every hour? I am an oldfag(2020) but I still don't get it

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.214530010 >>214530295 >>214530957 >>214530992 >>214531095 >>214531191 >>214531334 >>214531351 >>214531446 >>214531620 >>214531805 >>214531876 >>214531924 >>214531940 >>214531951 >>214531980 >>214532014 >>214532143 >>214532207 >>214532307 >>214532488 >>214533378 >>214533454 >>214533750 >>214533858 >>214534056

>>214529908
That's called a petite buerre in french and the frogs eat one twice a day. It's historically soaked in piss in a local brothel, but that's not done anymore today.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:20:39 AM No.214530021

>>214529643 (OP)
lol at those silly glasses though

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:22:14 AM No.214530041

The best I can do is a salami.
*grabs crotch*

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:41:40 AM No.214530295 >>214530326

>>214530010
god what the fuck yuros

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:44:20 AM No.214530326 >>214530992 >>214532488

>>214530295
>yuros
france is not like arkansas in united states of yuro, they are their own pervert thing

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:50:10 AM No.214530423 >>214530450

imagine the handy js...

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:52:44 AM No.214530450

>>214530423
JavaScript is very handy indeed sir or madam!

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:55:35 AM No.214530479 >>214530515 >>214530687

Make the glasses smaller, fingers more finged, coffee bigger, and cheese droopier

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:57:21 AM No.214530498

>>214529643 (OP)
A HWAT? Why am I in France? Bwaaaaaaah!

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 11:58:35 AM No.214530515 >>214530578

>>214530479
That isn't cheese it is ham

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:03:04 PM No.214530578

>>214530515
Keep that shit up and I'll ask for more coins, next

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:04:11 PM No.214530597

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>one glass of tap water please
>that'll be 29 euros sir

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:06:31 PM No.214530630

was he in the epstein book

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:07:45 PM No.214530646

>>214529643 (OP)
it's going to be a Dark and Stormy, whether you like it or not

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:11:02 PM No.214530686

>>214529643 (OP)
are negronis a reddit-tier cocktail?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:11:04 PM No.214530687 >>214530700 >>214530829 >>214530973 >>214531000 >>214531016 >>214531054 >>214532895

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>>214530479

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:12:17 PM No.214530700

>>214530687
now that's a guy who loves coffee

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:22:36 PM No.214530829

>>214530687
His greed knows no bounds

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:31:56 PM No.214530957 >>214530974

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>>214530010
I almost fainted from laughing so hard at this shit, what the fuck.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:33:11 PM No.214530973

>>214530687
Duplicate the fat lesbian woman or whatever it is in the background and give the two ladies on the left even bigger hats.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:33:12 PM No.214530974

>>214530957
it's their culture you le swine

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:34:27 PM No.214530992 >>214531052

>>214530326
>>214530010
>Widely regarded as the culinary masters of Europe
>Peepee bread
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:35:10 PM No.214530999

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>>214529643 (OP)

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:35:21 PM No.214531000

>>214530687
kek

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:36:24 PM No.214531016

>>214530687
God's greediest coffee consumer.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:38:12 PM No.214531052 >>214531075

>>214530992
I'm sorry mate have you tried it?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:38:25 PM No.214531054

>>214530687
glasses need to be smaller

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:40:27 PM No.214531075

>>214531052
No. Have you?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:42:17 PM No.214531095

>>214530010
>A urinal would be stopped until full then the male would dip his penis in the urine of others in the urinal, this was called dipping and was popular in the.... 60s/70s!?!??!?!!! WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:48:50 PM No.214531191

>>214530010
I love supper!

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:58:26 PM No.214531331 >>214531639 >>214531911 >>214532388

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Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:58:45 PM No.214531334 >>214531399

>>214530010
Oh so this is why Euros say American bread tastes weird.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 12:59:59 PM No.214531351

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>>214530010

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:02:21 PM No.214531399

>>214531334
That's how the original sourdough gets made.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:05:21 PM No.214531446

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>>214530010

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:08:34 PM No.214531494

>Have a drink, have two. Buy a rope, buy two. Hang yourself, do it twic-ACK

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:17:05 PM No.214531620 >>214531737

>>214530010
as a french I heard about it several times, I've also seen video of a dude putting some glass in some urinal hoping people would piss in it so he could retrieve it later.
This practice is 100% done by degen gay and if you want so lecture before eating or going to sleep you can read https://www.apar.tv/qui-sont-les-croutenards-ces-marginaux-qui-trempent-leur-pain-dans-les-urinoirs/
it goes more in depth to better understand where it's from and if it still exist nowadays (yes it does)

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:18:24 PM No.214531639

>>214531331
I'm so glad he's dead.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:24:51 PM No.214531737 >>214531798 >>214532143 >>214533095 >>214533378

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>>214531620
i've heard people say it's to get the metabolites of meth or something but come on they just want to drink piss

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:28:46 PM No.214531798

>>214531737
yeah it's bs to try and make it sound less pervert, likely human natural cope to find excuse other than complete degeneracy in its purest form

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:29:20 PM No.214531805

>>214530010
Imagine doing this and then claiming your sexuality is completely normal and needs to be accepted and promoted

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:33:53 PM No.214531876

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>>214530010
>There existed an alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. Then a person would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of previous users. This was alternatively called dipping.
>alternatively called dipping

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:34:20 PM No.214531883

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>>214529643 (OP)
Yeah no. you're a bitch ass nigga

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:36:23 PM No.214531911

>>214531331
>getting this upset about Chinese food
do boomers really?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:37:26 PM No.214531924 >>214531989

>>214530010
mwahaa, the french....

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:38:57 PM No.214531940

>>214530010
Mwaaaah the frenc-*pukes*

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:39:33 PM No.214531951 >>214532143 >>214532207 >>214533258 >>214533378

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>>214530010
why are the french such perverts to this day?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:40:57 PM No.214531980

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>>214530010
what the fuck

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:41:39 PM No.214531989

>>214531924
Piss soaked faaggettues known for their shittulance

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:43:48 PM No.214532014

>>214530010
>"I was twelve. [...] Martial, my boyfriend of Clos Street, had teamed up with a guy who lived Orteaux Street, just above the urinal where diners began to dip their piece of bread in piss. They put the whole loaves coming and resume the gentle evening. We had spotted them, we were naive, we did not realize they ate the bread swollen with urine. "Nan Aurousseau
>novel about fags
>they're fucking 12 year olds and stealing piss to dip their bread in

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:49:16 PM No.214532101 >>214532323

>>214529959
>I am an oldfag(2020)
Back in my day oldfag was 2005

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:52:48 PM No.214532143 >>214532276

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>>214530010
>>214531737
>>214531951
Eat at a local urinal tonight. Get the stream warm. Have a cold mouthful at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty vespasienne. Go somewhere you’ve never squatted. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you, then drink their piss anyways. Order the flow rare. have a glass of piss. have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but piss with them anyways. Sip slowly. Tip your cockhead in the piss filled urinal. Check in on your friends. Check in on your bladder. Enjoy the ride.

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>>214531951
>>214530010

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:01:23 PM No.214532276

>>214532143
Ok.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:02:12 PM No.214532293

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I mean why are you surprised about the french? The country had fucking Marquise De Sade

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:03:00 PM No.214532307

>>214530010
eeuuurrghh
why not execute these freakjobs
clear sign of toxoplasmosis is rotting piss atttaction

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:04:01 PM No.214532323

>>214532101
oldfag now is anything longer than a day

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:06:16 PM No.214532363

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and americans dip their bread in high fructose corn syrup

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:08:14 PM No.214532388

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>>214531331
kek, was picrel based off him?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:15:18 PM No.214532488

>>214529643 (OP)
Why does he need me to buy him a drink? He's got coins right there, including one inexplicably balanced on the edge of the table. He's already drinking coffee.
>>214530010
What the fuck France

And why is the grammar in that article all fucked up? Is it like a word for word translation from French with no regard for how English works?
>>214530326
No Arkansas does not do this. What the fuck.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:18:28 PM No.214532541

>>214529643 (OP)
wtf /tv/ these glasses are shopped?!
I thought he was that pretentious for real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgN2xJDJ3gQ

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 2:36:44 PM No.214532824

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