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Anonymous No.214619277 >>214619608 >>214642463 >>214652433 >>214658071 >>214658085
/film/
Arthouse, classics and staging

PRODUCED, WRITTEN, DIRECTED AND STARRED BY ERICH VON STROHEIM edition

>QotD
What is your favorite Erich von Stroheim film?

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Anonymous No.214619306
Queen of /film/
Anonymous No.214619608 >>214619656 >>214620309 >>214622862
>>214619277 (OP)
>2025
>I'm forgotten
Anonymous No.214619656
>>214619608
Nah, it's good.
Anonymous No.214620309
>>214619608
It's mid
Anonymous No.214620364 >>214620612 >>214620628
Anonymous No.214620592 >>214620632
Anonymous No.214620612
>>214620364
Based.
Anonymous No.214620628 >>214620860
>>214620364
6/10 harem
Anonymous No.214620632
>>214620592
*smooch*
Anonymous No.214620860 >>214621668
>>214620628
5/10*; Vince doesn't know what "ass" means.
Anonymous No.214621668 >>214621772
>>214620860
Heโ€™s not a nigger so no.
Anonymous No.214621702 >>214621772
Watched Yi Yi for the first time yesterday, brought to tears.
Anonymous No.214621772 >>214622013 >>214622060 >>214622112
>>214621668
Yeah, niggas (like me) like big asses because they indicate genetic superiority in terms of fertility.

>>214621702
Why? It's a top 10 film btw
Anonymous No.214621796
rip bruce lee rip yusaku matsuda rip brandon lee
Anonymous No.214622013 >>214622177
>>214621772
Iโ€™m a big (yellow) nigga and I like the darker the girl the bigger the ass and the lighter the girl the tighter the ass. It feels good that way on a psychological level when darker girl has jiggle big ass while lighter girls get railed hard in tight ass, yeah?
Anonymous No.214622060 >>214622177
>>214621772
>Why? It's a top 10 film btw
Hard to put into words, but it brought me through so many stages of my life I've been through. I'm ashamed to say I don't think about my grandparents that have passed much, and this brought back a lot of emotions related to them. Called my surviving grandma right after. Thinking about it later, there were so many moments that I loved in the film.. every scene with Mr. Ota, the lightning on the film that yang-yang watches superimposed on the girl, ting-ting's dream. Like Winter Sleep (2014), it's a very long film that I wanted to rewatch immediately.
Anonymous No.214622112 >>214622202
>>214621772
Niggers like you like big asses because youโ€™re apes.
Anonymous No.214622177
>>214622013
Understandable take; free love and all, but big asses are a must.

>>214622060
I hate that fat motherfucker that let down Mr. Ota for some cheap pussy. That made my blood boil.
Anonymous No.214622202
>>214622112
I'm an ape because I go apeshit in bed. White hoes: I'm coming for you.
Anonymous No.214622254 >>214622299
Lil Hitler status?
Anonymous No.214622285 >>214622370
ooh ooh ah ah
Anonymous No.214622299
>>214622254
ACKed
Anonymous No.214622370
>>214622285
How did you know about the sounds your mama makes in bed, Rock Diesel IX the Third? Don't tell me you're an incest victim.
Sweet Home Alabama!
Anonymous No.214622385 >>214622527
it comes....
Anonymous No.214622396 >>214622434
>words words words words
i say nigger and he dances
Anonymous No.214622434
>>214622396
>words words words words
I say "unseasoned boiled chicken with mayo" and he cries
Anonymous No.214622458 >>214622560
krakaz doe seezo dey foo huh huh huh *gets shot by fellow nigger*
Anonymous No.214622527 >>214622583
>>214622385
there are some BD releases on Avistaz. Redpill us on the Bluray
Anonymous No.214622560
>>214622458
niggers shoot themselves they are fools ha ha ha *gets shot by fellow schoolshooter*
Anonymous No.214622583 >>214622628 >>214622660
>>214622527
forgot pic rel
Anonymous No.214622628 >>214622660 >>214623117
>>214622583
That's the German BD of the 2 hour 20 minute Coppola edit. It's absolutely awful aside from the sound, and included in the gofile I spam every day. Here's to hoping this DvD rip I'm about to do is solid. comes with 3 tracks and a 5.1 track actually.
Anonymous No.214622632 >>214627756
Destroy this general. Kill everyone that posts here.
Anonymous No.214622660
>>214622628
>>214622583
oh and here is the DVD hard sub release compared to the BD of the short cut. (top vs bottom).
Anonymous No.214622862
>>214619608
Thanks John
Anonymous No.214622935 >>214623484
Any thoughts on the Black Book Israel bookends? What's Verhoeven trying to say?
Anonymous No.214623117 >>214623806
>>214622628
im back to remind you that nothing thai is ever worth watching. moreover, the dvd source and an encode of it exists on the internets. would you like for me to upload it to gofile?
Anonymous No.214623198 >>214627756
Create this general. Birth everyone that posts here.
Anonymous No.214623430 >>214623491 >>214623500
>niggas still on DVDs and files while your boyโ€™s been leveling up
Anonymous No.214623484
>>214622935
desecration of identity under occupation, this time as the perpetrator.
Anonymous No.214623491 >>214623772
>>214623430
lil bro on a mansion
Anonymous No.214623500 >>214623578 >>214623772
>>214623430
>I went over to his house to netflix and chill and he sets up this like old style projector
Anonymous No.214623578 >>214623772
>>214623500
>y-yeah ive been watching some t-thai movies recently, like this one suryothai, i-it's an historical 5 hour tour de force about napoleon's love of birdwatching but y-yeah we can watch moana if you want...
Anonymous No.214623772 >>214623920
>>214623491
I am lower middle class but 16mm format is pretty budget. 35mm is where the real big tickets are at.

>>214623500
Tbh girls would prolly be into that shows Iโ€™m sofiscated n shiet

>>214623578
Iโ€™m not the Thai anon my illiterate friend
Anonymous No.214623778 >>214623883 >>214623912 >>214623920
>director writes his own bio
Based or cringe?
Anonymous No.214623806 >>214623829
>>214623117
>the dvd source and an encode of it exists on the internets
Not the DvD I just bought.
Anonymous No.214623829 >>214623983
>>214623806
But yeah, if you have the source for the 5 hour hard subbed export edition, then I'll happily take that. thx. I need it for comparison to the not for export discs.
Anonymous No.214623883 >>214623960
>>214623778
Dysgenic looking mf
Anonymous No.214623912
>>214623778
I've come across this a few times.
Anonymous No.214623920
>>214623772
The thai thing was just a joke, relax those tits, friendo

>>214623778
I'd say based
Anonymous No.214623960
>>214623883
He gotta train that neck and get a hair transplant ASAP!
Anonymous No.214623983 >>214623993 >>214650189
>>214623829
i'll upload it tomorrow. but check it, is the following not what you're after? https://archive.org/details/suriyothai-5-hour-cut
Anonymous No.214623993 >>214624048
>>214623983
that's a 16 year old low quality rip. I bought the DvD of the non export edition to make my own lossless rip.
Anonymous No.214624048 >>214624064
>>214623993
gotcha. i'll upload the PAL ISO tomorrow.
Anonymous No.214624059 >>214625296
Bro says I'm a baddie.
Anonymous No.214624064 >>214647107
>>214624048
thx nigga. saves me the trouble of paying another $30 for the hard sub export edition.
Anonymous No.214625296 >>214625591
>>214624059
You know you a 10?
Anonymous No.214625502 >>214625546 >>214630567
About to speedwatch this. What do I think of it?
Anonymous No.214625546 >>214626251
>>214625502
is that Danny Elfman?
Anonymous No.214625591
>>214625296
Like, grah.
Anonymous No.214626251 >>214626269
>>214625546
no it's Matthew Barney, the Bjรถrk-Fucker
Anonymous No.214626269 >>214635449
>>214626251
>Bjรถrk-Fucker
I thought that was Lars von Trier
Anonymous No.214627756 >>214629430 >>214637788
>>214622632
>>214623198
Retain this general. Keep everyone that posts here except CRAnny.
Anonymous No.214628057
She Hate Me
Anonymous No.214629430 >>214629763
>>214627756
Suck it and be silent.
Just watched A Touch of Sin by Jia Zhangke. Weird ahh movie.
Anonymous No.214629763 >>214629976
>>214629430
>A Touch of Sin
Why did you find it weird
Anonymous No.214629976 >>214630667
>>214629763
Just felt like post-Tarantino to me. I expected more from Zhiangke because people had spoken of him as being a great director, -but from what I saw-, he's just another slopmeister, but chinese. The only redeeming aspects of the flick were a turboqt (Li Meng) and some of the dramatic aspects of the flick. Not even the sceneries were pleasant or interesting to look at.
As for why the film sucked (in a weird way), it's because Mr. Jia tried to go the way of senseless violence as le metaphor but in le hyperlink cinema way, and he failed miserably because the violence was insanely cartoonish and cringe, up to the point where people were laughing at the joint from how over the top retarded it was. The symbolism was also comically heavy handed and immature, with images of cows and the word "animals" being repeated every time they killed someone and the phrase "do you understand your sin?" coming at the end of the joint. Very dumb movie, 5/10. The fucking curator at the plex talked about this being Jia's best joint in his opinion, so now I'm pissed off thinking that his career sucks and watching his films will be a waste of time (but I'll watch them anyway).
Anonymous No.214630007 >>214630691
Have you guys seen Big Bold Beautiful Journey yet?
Anonymous No.214630567 >>214630845
>>214625502
This was apparently the only film that Sophie Xeon liked, other than the original Willy Wonka.
Anonymous No.214630667 >>214630719 >>214630885 >>214637808
>>214629976
I agree with what you said. Zhangke is smart if you are a stupid person. He is orientalist grift adjacent but hasnโ€™t completely sold out yet.
Also caught by the tides has stolen all of the attention that Guan Huโ€™s Black Dog deserves.
Anonymous No.214630691
>>214630007
Cuckanoda had Gadon and didnโ€™t even rice her. What a waste.
Anonymous No.214630712 >>214630845
>Suck it and be silent.
And he calls waifuposters gay lel
Anonymous No.214630719 >>214630908
>>214630667
I couldn't make it through that one, the constant dogs barking made me want to gouge my ears with a screwdriver.
Anonymous No.214630845
>>214630712
I say "no homo" before any homosexual contact. I also wear a condom for oral.

>>214630567
SOPHIE was a very talented memelord / attention whore, so I'm pretty sure she liked many films and pulled a Warhol in interviews; that's a given.
Anonymous No.214630885
>>214630667
>He is orientalist grift adjacent but hasnโ€™t completely sold out yet.
The problem was that he didn't really show any identity in that film; he just was really a poor man's Tarantino for some, so I think he might have been a grifter all along.
Anonymous No.214630908 >>214632092
>>214630719
Thatโ€™s because you watched it a shitty 5gb web-dl and didnโ€™t see it a movie theater
Anonymous No.214632092 >>214632330
>>214630908
I hear enough barking dogs from shithead owners that can't control their mutts, don't need to go to a theater to hear it.
Anonymous No.214632330
>>214632092
Ok Iโ€™m sure your E-Ac-3 nigger ass audio codec is comparable to a rich nigga 7.1 surround
Anonymous No.214632782
I'm watching the first Allen Smithee film.
Anonymous No.214633488 >>214633808
I'm watching the first film. Okay it finished.
Anonymous No.214633808
>>214633488
He seems like a good slopchef.
Anonymous No.214634588
We're all okay it finished here.
Anonymous No.214635449
>>214626269
Freak status?
Anonymous No.214636320
We're all freaks here.
Anonymous No.214636810
Freak Out! (1966)
Anonymous No.214637390
I have my fingers tightly crossed that chronological Smitheeanon lasts longer than chronological Tsaianon.
Anonymous No.214637788 >>214640645
>>214627756
girl?
gun?

yeah i'm thinking cinema
Anonymous No.214637808
>>214630667
Black Dog deserves nothing and is, ironically, the kind of thing the local imbecile thinks is smart
Anonymous No.214638679 >>214640483
We're all imbeciles here.
Anonymous No.214639530
fuck off slowpoke rodriguez
Anonymous No.214639870 >>214640483
We're all washing our hands of /film/ here.
Anonymous No.214640483 >>214641098 >>214641475
>>214639870
>>214638679
I dont think I have ever seen an unfunnier poster on the 4chans. No, we are not all unfunny, you are terribly unfunny. Get a new schtick, sir
Anonymous No.214640645
>>214637788
>girl?
>gun?
I need nothin more
Anonymous No.214640944
Perhaps we're all in need of a new schtick.
Anonymous No.214641071
https://youtu.be/FFVFBwoyrZg
This one actually looks kinda good...the Limonov film was mostly a failure.
Anonymous No.214641098
>>214640483
Bradley's Aphorisms Anon needs to come back. And intellectual counterfeit money posting.
Anonymous No.214641475
>>214640483
Only one of those is me.
Anonymous No.214641589
We're all me here.
Anonymous No.214641629 >>214641713
Perhaps we're all in need of a new me.
Anonymous No.214641673 >>214642415 >>214643086
What are the earliest films where the 4:3 aspect ratio didn't feel like a technical limitation (which includes the budget not allowing for wider ratio) but rather a deliberate stylistic choice?
Anonymous No.214641713 >>214641879
>>214641629
Tat tvam asi lil bro.
Anonymous No.214641879
>>214641713
Tat tvam tsai*
Anonymous No.214642327
I spit on widescreen films.
Anonymous No.214642415
>>214641673
>4:3 technical limitation

You must be the dumb nigger filtered by Black Dog
Anonymous No.214642421
Morning Gadonbros
Anonymous No.214642463 >>214642520
>>214619277 (OP)
Cinephile kinoseurbros I have come seeking your guidance

Where can I watch Rainy dog (1997)
Anonymous No.214642520 >>214642910
>>214642463
>Miike
LOL
Anonymous No.214642910
>>214642520
Anonymous No.214643086 >>214648207
>>214641673
Jauja
Anonymous No.214644485
We're all Jauja here.
Anonymous No.214644508
IS THAT.... A NEW.... PTA!? INJECT... THAT... SHIT... INTO MY VEINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.214644796 >>214645189 >>214645212 >>214648226
Most /film/ sportsball teams?
Anonymous No.214645189
>>214644796
Real Madrid CF
Boston Red Sox
Boston Celtics
Brazil national football team
the list goes on...
Anonymous No.214645212 >>214645534
>>214644796
West ham united for sure, anyone who disagrees is a cuckold
Anonymous No.214645534
>>214645212
I want to disagree.
Anonymous No.214646144 >>214646222 >>214654961
its fucking up!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1;!!!
Anonymous No.214646222 >>214646522 >>214646828
>>214646144
I'm looking forward to your reactions because I thought that the characters are stupid and the film drops plotlines without care
Anonymous No.214646514 >>214647052
Redpill us on Mr. Laxe.
Anonymous No.214646522 >>214646588
>>214646222
>the film drops plotlines without care
That's just the Antonioni method
Anonymous No.214646588
>>214646522
But Antonioni does it because it's le dreamy
Anonymous No.214646828
>>214646222
>I thought that the characters are stupid and the film drops plotlines without care
Stick with mcdonalds arthouse then where you get everything spelled out that make you go to letterboxd and write a euphoric quip, you dumb ass bitch
Anonymous No.214647036 >>214647097
Films for this feel
Anonymous No.214647052 >>214647232
>>214646514
he's +6ft tall and a muslimboo
Anonymous No.214647097
>>214647036
Can't Stop the Music
Anonymous No.214647107 >>214650221
>>214624064
https://gofile.io/d/DfpcKY
Anonymous No.214647232 >>214647365
>>214647052
I meant ~7 feet, over 2m tall
I cant american units
Anonymous No.214647365
>>214647232
Dude in the middle mogged beyond redemption
Anonymous No.214648207 >>214648234 >>214649000
>>214643086
oh my GAWDDD IT'S AN ARTHOUSE MOVIE WITH A HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY SLUMMING IT! I NEED MORE OF VIGGO MORTENSON'S ART PROJECTS BETWEEN MARVEL FLICKS. INJECT THAT WHOLE AESTHETIC INTO MY VEINS.
Anonymous No.214648226
>>214644796
>Basketball
New York Knicks

>Baseball
New York Yankees

>Association Football
Arsenal
Anonymous No.214648234 >>214648315 >>214648767
>>214648207
Viggo himself hates Hollywood dreck. He openly makes fun of the movies he's starred in. He probably even browses here for recs if I'm being honest.
Anonymous No.214648315
>>214648234
oh my gawd he's just like me how can I donate to his patreon TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY!
Anonymous No.214648479 >>214648863 >>214651772
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner [1962] by Tony Richardson trash
This Sporting Life [1963] by Lindsay Anderson trash
Anonymous No.214648767 >>214648942
>>214648234
>He openly makes fun of the movies he's starred in. He probably even browses here for recs if I'm being honest
INJECT HIM INTO MY VEINS!!!
Anonymous No.214648863 >>214649318
>>214648479
10/10 reviews. whats your blog?
Anonymous No.214648931 >>214649052
I may be the richest nigga here but I also stink like hell. I got a personal collection of celluloid film but I also love the slop of the 2000s like Observe and Report, Matchstick Men, and Collateral which should be remembered as among the greatest of the decade.
for real for real no capital letters. Itโ€™s your boy singing out<3
Anonymous No.214648932
>>214616150
>>214617836
they never adapt his werewolf novel
Anonymous No.214648942 >>214651740
>>214648767
Viggo if you're reading this I want to give your bare legs a massage
Anonymous No.214649000
>>214648207
Formally filtered.
Anonymous No.214649052
>>214648931
/film/ is really Heaven and Hell, High to Low, Highest 2 Lowest, The Duality of Man, The Tao Te Ching, The Yin, the Yang and the Dao.
Anonymous No.214649318 >>214649523 >>214649556 >>214651772
>>214648863
both films incorporate a lot of the same elements of filmmaking, including, but not limited to, flashbacks (pathetic attempt at storytelling), naked men and adolescent boys taking showers (gay), and a social commentary on the disparity of wealth in a class system by outlining the living conditions and behaviors of individuals who come from lower income households. i dont have a problem with the latter so much as i do with the flashbacks.
Anonymous No.214649523
>>214649318
>flashbacks (pathetic attempt at storytelling)

Idiot, flashbacks and dream sequences are a lost artform that only the best storytellers are bold enough to implement.
Anonymous No.214649556
>>214649318
>720p
>complaining about gay shit
>complaining about analepsis
Nah.
Anonymous No.214650189 >>214650221
>>214623983
any update?
Anonymous No.214650221 >>214650237 >>214651308
>>214650189
sir please look at the following post >>214647107
Anonymous No.214650237
>>214650221
ty baby!
ill share the other rip when I get it ok
Anonymous No.214650350 >>214650585 >>214650705 >>214651932
Who does the Wong Kar Wai (Doyle) style but actually worth watching?
Anonymous No.214650585
>>214650350
Doyle
Anonymous No.214650705
>>214650350
Lost in Translation
Anonymous No.214650724
LET'S GO
DON'T WAIT
LET'S MAKE THIS LAST FOREVER
Anonymous No.214651104
LETS LIVE 2 NIGHT LIKE WERE GUNNA DIE YOUUUUU HOOOO HOOO UUUNNNGGGGGGG
Anonymous No.214651177
ruby Chan!
HAIIIIIII
nani ga suki
CHOCO MINTO
suki anaTA!
Anonymous No.214651296
Khavn de la Cruz
Anonymous No.214651308
>>214650221
Freak status?
Anonymous No.214651356
Khan Tusion
Anonymous No.214651426
Kung Fusion
Anonymous No.214651499 >>214651536 >>214651932
Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler?
Anonymous No.214651536 >>214651542
>>214651499
Will they do what?
Anonymous No.214651542
>>214651536
Fight to the death
Anonymous No.214651567
The Pimp vs. The Trick
Anonymous No.214651600
>When my friend wants me to fuck his bitch
Anonymous No.214651740 >>214651969 >>214654205
>>214648942
Having seen Eastern Promises, I must admit he does have some beautiful calves
Anonymous No.214651772
>>214648479
>>214649318
>The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner [1962] by Tony Richardson trash
great Iron Maiden song though
Anonymous No.214651932
>>214650350
Describe that style.
>>214651499
Sandler.
Anonymous No.214651969
>>214651740
Viggo is a based admirer of Sarah Gadon's calves
Anonymous No.214651977
The Pimp, The Trick, His Wife, and their Nigger
Anonymous No.214652093 >>214652200
Bro I fucking reek. This is a deep fucking stink.
Anonymous No.214652180 >>214652495
>Film theory
Meme or actually worth learning?
Anonymous No.214652200 >>214652337
>>214652093
Snorting the stench of latent effluvium
And maturing damp fumes
This foul menage forces tears to your eyes
Anonymous No.214652317
Breaking news, dogfucker got filtered by Spike Lee's elevated melodrama neo-camp Highest 2 Lowest joint....
Anonymous No.214652337 >>214652424
>>214652200
Bruh if you fucking smell me rn the fucking stink is so dense itโ€™ll go through your nostrils and you will feel a light misty coating along your throat that will make your voice feel raspy, dawg that is how bad I fucking reek.
Anonymous No.214652424 >>214652477 >>214652500
>>214652337
They say gray aliens smell like shit because they come from a hellish dimension where air pollution is so widespread that the denizens reek of putrefaction because of the sheer atmospheric contamination. You sure you human? Cause you don't smell like a human.
Anonymous No.214652433
>>214619277 (OP)
I've only seen Greed but I loved it. In the streaming era, someone could easily make a 10-part show that remakes EVS's original scene by scene. While I saw the recreated 4-hr edition, I want to find the 2hr edition that still has the "Come, let's go sit on the sewer" intercard.
Anonymous No.214652477 >>214652500
>>214652424
It might explain why I am so drawn to Aliens and ufo stuff even though most people have written it off as crackpot or government psyop stuff. If I can go back to my people I would be quite satisfied. And stink with tjem. Reek together.
Anonymous No.214652495 >>214654036
>>214652180
Listen to Sarah Gadon
>I love film theory and film criticism. When I was doing my degree, I really felt like it made me very dogmatic in my approach in terms of wanting to work with auteur filmmakers. Studying film exposed me to the different kinds of films that are made out there, and so when people often talk to me and theyโ€™re like, โ€œOh wow, youโ€™ve done so many different kinds of film, itโ€™s really hard to map out what you do,โ€ I like that because there are so many different ways you can make a movie. There are so many different countries and so many genres, and Iโ€™m having fun experiencing them all.
Anonymous No.214652500 >>214652822
>>214652424
>>214652477
I Want to Believe
Anonymous No.214652822 >>214652985
>>214652500
It isnโ€™t ET related though. I just canโ€™t remember the last time I showered. I wish I was joking but I honestly forgot whether it was 4 or 5 days since my last shower. Iโ€™ve been stewing in 83 degree heat in the same sweatclothes all this time too.
Anonymous No.214652824
Thanks anon who gave me the export edition of Suriyothai. Working on getting it encoded now.
Anonymous No.214652952 >>214653008
popped my pants, mommy change my diaper pleeeeaseee its stinky mommy pleaaaseee ewww ewww yucky yucky!!!
Anonymous No.214652985 >>214653039
>>214652822
lil bro in a time loop
Anonymous No.214653008
>>214652952
oh why but yes, i pop my pants when i get hard
Anonymous No.214653039 >>214653065
>>214652985
Best time loop ever
Just smoke weed
Eat Ribs
Watch kinos
Play with my cat
No greater happiness
Anonymous No.214653065 >>214653101
>>214653039
lil bro in a slice of life kdrama
Anonymous No.214653101 >>214653121 >>214653154
>>214653065
TFW no kimchigirlfriend
Anonymous No.214653121 >>214653154
>>214653101
Stupid samefaces
Anonymous No.214653154 >>214653256
>>214653101
>>214653121
Bitches Ain't Shit
Anonymous No.214653256
>>214653154
Anonymous No.214654036
>>214652495
I love Sarah Gadon
Anonymous No.214654205
>>214651740
Viggo is a based admirer of Sarah Gadon's calves
Anonymous No.214654362 >>214654430 >>214654448 >>214654458 >>214654618 >>214654697 >>214654879
Ok guys. I need help. The lossless rip of the DvD has produced black bars on the top and bottom of the film. I tried recording with Handbrake but it always comes out shit and creates artifacting and doesn't even come close to the quality of the lossless rip of the DvD. Changing the aspect ratio does nothing as the black bars top and bottom still exist as its in the physical data of the film.

What do I do?
Anonymous No.214654430 >>214654561
>>214654362
Have a Negroni. Have two.
Anonymous No.214654448 >>214654561
>>214654362
Just leave it that way? It don't even look bad.
Anonymous No.214654458 >>214654561
>>214654362
This what happens to those who badmouth 4:3
Anonymous No.214654561 >>214654629 >>214654697
>>214654458
>>214654448
>>214654430
guys I love u but this is not helpful
Anonymous No.214654618 >>214654697
>>214654362
I just press a button to zoom in on the video player
Anonymous No.214654629
>>214654561
Love Is All You Need
Anonymous No.214654697 >>214654802
>>214654362
>>214654561
I run across DVD remuxes like that all the time. Not an issue. Listen to: >>214654618 and zoom zoom, bruh.
Anonymous No.214654802 >>214654835 >>214654904 >>214654970 >>214655068
>>214654697
Okay. Is there really no other solution? It is great actually. Looks wonderful. But it's inconvenient for other people who don't know how to zoom etc. Thoughts?
Anonymous No.214654835 >>214654853 >>214654974
>>214654802
Release the movie file together with a .txt explaining how to zoom zoom.
Anonymous No.214654853
>>214654835
Also what is your thoughts about downmixing 5.1 to 2.0 via potplayer or some other application?
Anonymous No.214654879 >>214654899
>>214654362
https://www.scribd.com/document/527012280/The-Handbrake-Guide-PDF
Anonymous No.214654899 >>214655024
>>214654879
I tried Handbrake for this. It's straight garbage compared to the lossless rip. I had correct settings and everything, still had severe artifact and 'tearing/frizzy/ on scenes with a lot of lines (hay).
Anonymous No.214654904 >>214654974 >>214655033
>>214654802
If you have simple movie editing software you can add a text before the film starts with instructions on how to zoom in
Anonymous No.214654961
>>214646144
niiiiice, patiently awaiting a beautiful mega-anon in order that I might download it with relative ease
Anonymous No.214654970 >>214655085
>>214654802
this some 144p shit from 2008. SOVL.
Anonymous No.214654974 >>214655033
>>214654835
>>214654904
The instructions would depend on the video player.
If someone is too retarded to zoom in by themselves, I don't think they're the type to download a 5 hour historical Thai film in the first place.
Anonymous No.214655024
>>214654899
would OBS help?
Anonymous No.214655033
>>214654974
>>214654904
True. I'm going to add the remux of the export 5 hour cut to the gofile. I haven't redone the subtitles, i'll do that whenever the thai edition comes in the mail monday. (that appears to be the only release never ripped before).
Anonymous No.214655068 >>214655085
>>214654802
Can Handbrake zoom in? Not sure what that program can do, but I imagine it having "Zoom to fit" or something like that somewhere. Perhaps in a crop setting?
Anonymous No.214655085 >>214655123
>>214654970
The film is giga SOVL. There are some seriously amazing full matte shots using full scale half sets such as this one here of ancient burma... Amazing shit.
>>214655068
With handbrake you have to recode. It's always gonna come out looking worse than lossless. I tried every setting possible, and 1 particular scene was getting major artifacting compared to the lossless rip.
Anonymous No.214655123 >>214655173
>>214655085
Artifacting in what way? Check if the movie itself is
>progressive/interlaced
>PAL/NTSC
Show your settings please
Anonymous No.214655173 >>214655192 >>214655373
>>214655123
It's PAL. I was using PAl settings. (576P 25 fps). 264 0 RF even. I'm not sure about progressive/interlaced. I assume PAL is interlaced? I'll show you exactly the scene where the artifacting most occurs. There's 1-3 scenes like this. Posting from the lossless version first.
Anonymous No.214655192 >>214655209
>>214655173
>576p
Would mean it's progressive, not interlaced.
Anonymous No.214655209 >>214655234
>>214655192
Ok well on the Handbrake version the camera pans down and this area right here gets really fuzzy/liney and gross.
Anonymous No.214655234 >>214655262
>>214655209
Looks like a bad transfer rather than interlacing. Interlacing would be extremely obvious all the time on any motion.
Anonymous No.214655262 >>214655335
>>214655234
It's not nearly as bad on the lossless rip though. Everything looks quite nice actually. But yes, the DvD is clearly a VHS master of a old damaged 35mm reel. I pointed this out earlier, but there is even 1 battle scene in particular where part of the track cuts out compared to Coppola's version, and the music becomes hard to hear for 10 seconds. I think it's a damaged reel?
Anonymous No.214655335
>>214655262
Could be. Weird that they didn't bother doing a proper transfer for such an expensive production.
Anonymous No.214655373 >>214655432 >>214655704
>>214655173
>576p
Surely that's not the vertical resolution of the source? I'd expect that to be 480i
Anonymous No.214655432 >>214655475 >>214655505
>>214655373
Whatever the case may be, we need this shit in 4k so we can enjoy the scenes with 10,000 people in them and make them not look like 1 giant blob.
Anonymous No.214655475 >>214655501
>>214655432
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.214655501 >>214655650
>>214655475
like elephant poo
Anonymous No.214655505 >>214655548
>>214655432
>whatever the case may be
You can find that out. Press i in mpv or right click > properties > mediainfo on MPC
Knowing the properties of the source is crucial.
Anonymous No.214655548 >>214655600
>>214655505
the lossless video is appearing as 576
Anonymous No.214655600 >>214655649
>>214655548
Well cut my legs off and call me shortie. Match the rest of the settings and see how it looks.
Anonymous No.214655649
>>214655600
ok shawty
Anonymous No.214655650 >>214655678 >>214655700
>>214655501
Elephant poo mixed with the collective BO of ten thousand niggas
Anonymous No.214655678 >>214655802
>>214655650
But enough about /film/...
Anonymous No.214655700 >>214655728
>>214655650
That shit gets you high like DMT or sumthin'
Anonymous No.214655704
>>214655373
It's a PAL release, it's supposed to be 576, little brother.
480 is for NTSC.
Anonymous No.214655728 >>214655796
>>214655700
Where does a nigga get dmt these days? I live in a big city but that shi alway remainin elusive
Anonymous No.214655796 >>214655826
>>214655728
You're probably an unc: just go to underground shows for shit like hardcore, metal, industrial, techno, etc. and make friends / meet a dealer. Otherwise, I guess you can just buy off the web, unc.
Anonymous No.214655802
>>214655678
Nah itโ€™s just one nigga who wonโ€™t shower
Anonymous No.214655826 >>214656085
>>214655796
I am an unc. I suspect and expect everyone here is an unc. But even as a YN I wasnโ€™t into any of that underground and club shit. Nah fr me mayn. Iโ€™m just a low key chill guy.
Anonymous No.214655955 >>214656160 >>214656161 >>214658253
Okay, well, I uploaded the lossless rip of the export edition and added it to the others. When I get the Thai box set I'll rip that too and fix the subtitles. Fingers crossed that it could be better than this. All thing's considered, the DvD looks well enough and I'm happy that we have only that.

I uploaded one of the 10,000 kino scenes for you guys. Make no mistake, this is classic filmmaking (the director went to same film school as Coppola and that's how they are friends).

https://youtu.be/q2_oMpISxYY?si=DenH6RSY6Mv63dqL

Enjoy this kino for what it is. Hopefully I can shill it hard enough that Kino or Criterion eventually pick it up to make me go away. If not, I'll send mail to Francis Ford Coppola as he lives down the street from me.

https://gofile.io/d/XHiNJO
Anonymous No.214656085 >>214656220
>>214655826
Just befriend some stoners, I guess.
Btw, you can do DMT in the form of Ayahuasca.
Anonymous No.214656160
>>214655955
Keep fighting the good fight, anon; I actually want that high quality Bluray someday.
Anonymous No.214656161
>>214655955
Pimpin.
Anonymous No.214656220 >>214656549
>>214656085
Niggawwhere the shitass I am gettin ayahuasca from eh?
Eh?
Anonymous No.214656397 >>214656435
Okay look I donโ€™t know what itโ€™s like for you guys but I wonโ€™t listen to some big black nigga on how to live my life
Anonymous No.214656408
Speaking of zoom zoom, I just watched a film that namefag personally recced me a couple weeks back and it was a solid 5/10. The separate stories were mediocre and did not add up to a satisfying ending; you could see bits and pieces of a decent movie throughout but everything was spread too thin.
It's probably on me for watching a rec from the poster that got insanely buttblasted over Animal House of all things, but I wanted to give it a chance. Woody did this kind of thing a million times better.
Anonymous No.214656435 >>214656484
>>214656397
Anonymous No.214656484 >>214656549
>>214656435
Where was god when his ancestors were slave
Anonymous No.214656549 >>214656717 >>214656774
>>214656220
There's a lot of Ayahuasca retreats in the US, Costa Rica and Brazil that I know of, just search for them.

>>214656484
Conspiring with Satan for love of evolution.
Anonymous No.214656717 >>214656959
>>214656549
I donโ€™t want to go to a retreat like a white boy on faggotโ€™s holiday. I want my Uasca and to take it in a cabin in the snow
Anonymous No.214656739 >>214656764
I am thinking of trolling a prostitute by not showering for like 4 weeks and then scheduling like an hour FBSM
Anonymous No.214656764 >>214656792
>>214656739
>FBSM
Full Body Sado Massage?
Anonymous No.214656774 >>214656959
>>214656549
This is some Illuminati shit but too bad they already won and took over the government and now elbow that it is Israel
Anonymous No.214656792
>>214656764
Full Body Sensual Massage but trust me ingonna make it sado Iโ€™ll make it real fucking sado
Anonymous No.214656821 >>214656873
Anonymous No.214656873 >>214656961 >>214656980
>>214656821
what did unc mean by this fr
Anonymous No.214656959 >>214656994
>>214656717
I think that's a terrible idea, bro. You see, from what I know Ayahuasca tripping is long and excruciating, so doing it while the temperature is low as fuck and you're isolated in some cabin in the middle of nowhere seems like a recipe for disaster. If I was you, I would go to those indian niggas in Sedona or some shit like that, and put my trust in them. DMT lasts like 5 minutes; Ayahuasca lasts hours, lil bro.
There's also a plus side to the Sedona angle, because word on the streets is there are UFOs and shit in that place. My stoner spiritual friend went there for that same purpose and told me he saw one.

>>214656774
Illuminati is just the bad guys: they put the obstacles so that people can evolve. They are the slave masters that enslaved the black people so that the black people can learn self reliance and rebellion, or something like that.
Anonymous No.214656961 >>214656980
>>214656873
Who does it benefit ? Who does it harm?

Answer:
1. Filthy capitalist pigs 2. The women and minorities of the earth . Mother Nature .
Anonymous No.214656980
>>214656873
bro fried on the huasca fr

>>214656961
fax
Anonymous No.214656994 >>214657153
>>214656959
Is there some corner with more info? Sedona is a good start but i gotta know where to go from there ya feel me
Anonymous No.214657153 >>214657402
>>214656994
Idk, just google it
Anonymous No.214657402 >>214657503
>>214657153
Damn nigga they just openly advtise that shit on google first thing I see mayn. Back in my day we had to use the dark web or know some nigga with a dealer
Anonymous No.214657503
>>214657402
It's not the 80s anymore, unc; porn is legal now.
Protip: you can also find hoes online in this era.
Anonymous No.214657526 >>214657618
delightful comedy hours at the /film/ joint
Anonymous No.214657618
>>214657526
Always fun and games only on /film/.
Anonymous No.214657682 >>214657700 >>214657764 >>214657771
/pol/ is demoralizing me again
i just want to be a furfag watching Bresson and saying nigger in tf2 chat, but it looks like i will not survive in the world /pol/Merica is now building
Anonymous No.214657700 >>214657943
>>214657682
stop browsing /pol/
Anonymous No.214657764 >>214657858
>>214657682
What race are you?
Anonymous No.214657766 >>214657831
also stop being a furfag
you disgust me
Anonymous No.214657771
>>214657682
What's a furfag?
Anonymous No.214657831 >>214657862
>>214657766
to difficult of a task as of right now but i might just cause things are going the other way
Anonymous No.214657858 >>214657862
>>214657764
slav
>inb4 why care about murica
America influences the entire world
Anonymous No.214657862 >>214657943
>>214657831
>>214657858
are you the fwyy poster?
Anonymous No.214657868 >>214657959
new cringe schizo dropped
Anonymous No.214657943 >>214658060 >>214658062
>>214657862
no
i actually thought that guy was AI generating an OC for himself until i did a Google image search and it turned out it's an actual character
anyway i will stop complaining and avatarfagging after this, im drunk
my favourite Bresson film is Diary of A Country Priest which is a safe choice but i think Bresson just achieved perfection in that, some of his later films get a bit too cold, although I also love Lancelot Du Lac
>>214657700
i think being in an echo chamber is bad, one needs to keep their hand at thhe zeitgeist pulse
Anonymous No.214657959
>>214657868
New faggot stay in your fucking lane. Regs got dibs on this old schizo
Anonymous No.214657973
also ive been here since the vert start in 2020 i just never talked about this shit, i just vented cause im a retard who decided to browse pol in an altered state
Anonymous No.214658042 >>214658065 >>214658080
The fuck happened to this thread?
Anonymous No.214658052 >>214658080
>Altered State
a Ken Russel movie that doesn't at all feel like a Ken Russel movie
Anonymous No.214658060
>>214657943
based, to me Lancelot du Lac is his magnum opus
Anonymous No.214658062 >>214658219
>>214657943
Hot take: Country Priest is his most influential but least good joint of his "good" era. It's just too formulaic.
Hotter take: Joan of Arc is top 3 Bresson.
Anonymous No.214658065
>>214658042
a typical Bresson fan moment (being a homofaggot)
Anonymous No.214658071
>>214619277 (OP)
>An Austrian, an Italian and Frenchman walk into a bar
Anonymous No.214658080
>>214658042
Winners don't do drvgs.

>>214658052
It's so bad.
Anonymous No.214658085
>>214619277 (OP)
i love movie!!!!
Anonymous No.214658166 >>214658175
A bath
is to be taken
Anonymous No.214658175
>>214658166
but not before meeting the escort
Anonymous No.214658219 >>214658466 >>214658530
>>214658062
ijust found it very affecting while still maintaining Bresson's minimalism...Joan of Arc is good, underrated even if not one my most favourite of his
I would rate his films like this:
Diary > Mouchette > Balthazar > Lancelot > A Gentle Creature (also underrated) = Joan of Arc = A Man Escaped > Pickpocket = L' Argent > Devil, Probably (i respect the film in some capacity but none of those conversations grabbed me much) > Four Nights (its cute but it felt more Rohmer than Bresson) > Angels of Sin (actually decent drama even if generic) > Les Dames (i saw it once, could barely focus, don't remember shit, i should probably rewatch it, but that kind of romance movie is not my thing)
did i miss a movie? i never saw his early short from the 30s
now the only movie i could give a 10 here is Diary but Bresson is still one of my favourite filmmakers, i have told my favourite one before, but anyway i don't want to become "recognized poster" the point of 4chan being anonymous is that you don't have recognized posters, if you become one might as well go the tripfag way, and that is cring
Anonymous No.214658246
chartanon... come back...
Anonymous No.214658253
>>214655955
im gonna stream it tune in if u wanna fall asleep to kino.

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps____
Anonymous No.214658369 >>214658410
I've never been that obsessed with a single film.
Anonymous No.214658410 >>214658504
>>214658369
I hope you keep searching for her anon.
Anonymous No.214658442
https://youtu.be/E96bplNuUQA
Based Hong not giving a shit his movie is up on YouTube for free
also 16:52 to to 21:27 unironically one of the most kino one takes in cinema even if the movie overall isn't some masterpiece, just more of the same pleasant Hong
Anonymous No.214658466 >>214658577
>>214658219
For me it's Balthazar. I was watching La colectionneusse earlier and shit was absurdly bourgeouis, even to the point that it made me question Rohmer at an ideological level lol. Young niggas living at a beach house without ever working? Really?
Anonymous No.214658504
>>214658410
NTA.
Just now I was listening to The Early November thinking that I can't live without a certain women. Times have changed; I am still the same.
Films for this romantic feel?
Anonymous No.214658523 >>214658577 >>214658586
>farglefaggot
Is the Thai faggot

This is the most unexpected plot twist in perhaps all of our threads history. I thought he was just some pasty white nigger living in Camp Pendleton of San Diego CA.
Clearance level unknown.
Possibly stationed near the two big reactor boobies iykyk
Anonymous No.214658530 >>214658577
>>214658219
Les Dames du bois de Boulogne is a solid 8/10. Great mise-en-scene and casting. Bresson physiognomist. It is a romance, true, but it is also a social drama and a moral tale. You should def rewatch it.
Pic related: an evil hag, the coldest one actually 22 years old

Now I'm off to watch The Trial of Jeanne...
Anonymous No.214658577 >>214658597 >>214658707 >>214658844
>>214658466
i haven't seen that specific Rohmer movie
the seasons films are very good, Aviator's Wife is excellent
Rohmer was a straight up monarchist pretty sure
i doubt i will have a problem with La Colectionneusse, I don't have a trigger for rich people fucking around
>>214658523
who
>>214658530
as i said maybe i should rewatch it, i could be misremembering what type of movie it was completely, i was in a poor mood that day and got distracted a lot
Anonymous No.214658586 >>214658862
>>214658523
Farglefaggot is not a nice name. I stream kino for you guys for 10 years and this is how I'm treated? WOW
Anonymous No.214658597 >>214658887
>>214658577
>i was in a poor mood that day and got distracted a lot
A cockroach was crawling on my arm when I was watching it. True story.
Anonymous No.214658707
>>214658577
I don't have a problem with rich people fucking around, but the movie was so contrary to everything I've ever experienced that it was hilarious. If you only watched Rohmer flicks you'd think euros are the most privileged momma boys out there in the world.
Anonymous No.214658725
2 digits
Anonymous No.214658844
>>214658577
>who
Heโ€™s a fellow scan hunter like me
But I have graduated to real film prints and I have a larger collection of scans then he does
Anonymous No.214658862 >>214658896
>>214658586
You donโ€™t care about sharing scans for fellow hunters. You are a poser and a loser. Even John the nazi spits in your face.
Anonymous No.214658887 >>214658929
>>214658597
I fucking hate roaches mate I lived with those niggers for a year and I made sure to kill all of them even the goddam babies
Anonymous No.214658896 >>214658926
>>214658862
>You donโ€™t care about sharing scans for fellow hunters. You are a poser and a loser. Even John the nazi spits in your face.
This is false slander. I have been uploaded stuff and sharing stuff here for the last few months. I'm the guy posting gofiles on these threads now. Recently I shared the Fallen Angels theatrical DvD.
Anonymous No.214658926 >>214658958
>>214658896
>Fallen Angels dvd

Nigger am I supposed to be impressed at wkw orientalist slop
What else have you shared
Anonymous No.214658929
>>214658887
lil bro a mass murderer
Anonymous No.214658958 >>214659031
>>214658926
A lot of things. Are u looking for anything in particular sir. I have a lot of saved up gofiles and transfer links if you want em.
Anonymous No.214659007
>megaanon
respect
Anonymous No.214659031 >>214659061 >>214659067
>>214658958
I know for a fact you are bullshitting because I am the one who have uploaded lots of links, I leave my trademark webms as my mark.

But since you asked. Back when you were streaming the 35mm work print of Blade Runner I begged you for it and you completely ghosted dawg. Not even any info on which telegram or discord to find it man. Iโ€™m sorry I went so hard on you but it hurt me man.
Anonymous No.214659061 >>214659110 >>214659121
>>214659031
I had limited upload space and still do. I do 2TB per month and use a lot of it. Sorry man.

>Blade runner 35mm
https://transfer.it/t/yybrz7ozFDqA

You want the 70mm work print?
Anonymous No.214659067
>>214659031
I also watched that mf. Colors were bronze as fuck. Some serious lore going on itt
Anonymous No.214659110 >>214659150
>>214659061
>You want the 70mm work print?

I will grovel for it all over again, mate. Please donโ€™t hurt me twice.
Anonymous No.214659121 >>214659135 >>214659150
>>214659061
Btw thank you for the link but that is the theatrical version right? I actually already have that one. The working is my white whale my friend.
Anonymous No.214659135 >>214659150
>>214659121
*work print
Sorry the overstimulation is making my fingers tremble
Anonymous No.214659150 >>214659174
>>214659121
>>214659110
>>214659135
Okay. I actually don't have it right now but I can probably get it on the p2p network and upload it for you. Sorry dude w8 1 sec. I don't even remember where I got it.
Anonymous No.214659174 >>214659248
>>214659150
Take your time. This is a real solid that youโ€™re doing here, mate.
Anonymous No.214659222 >>214659360
>one day and 8 hours
Anonymous No.214659248 >>214659284
>>214659174
I found it ill have it uploaded by tomorrow. Streaming so everything is slow rn.
Anonymous No.214659284
>>214659248
No worries. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to don this. It means a lot to me.
Anonymous No.214659285
NEW
>>214659270
NEW
>>214659270
NEW
>>214659270
Anonymous No.214659360 >>214659394
>>214659222
Speediest thread in a while.
Anonymous No.214659394
>>214659360
Aiscream post was the game changer
Anonymous No.214659595
bump