Thread 214620298

Hey man. Have a seat.

>>214620298 (OP)
Have two

>>214620298 (OP)
Grug have negrugni, Grug have another

>>214620298 (OP)
>Have a seat.
>Have two.

>>214620346
fuck you I was going to post that

>>214620298 (OP)
Laputan Machine

>>214620382
>bat noises

>>214620382
>and there better not be some Van Helsing and Sons motherfucker serving me my bodega blood in a cardboard cup

>>214620382
is that vietnamese blood?

>>214620346
fpbp.

>>214620382
Fuck you. I spit milk out all over my keyboard and monitor.

>>214620382
>I VANT TU SAK YOWUR NEGROUNI, SAK TUWOO

>>214620382
>DEHlicious

>>214620382
count cuckula

>>214620599
YO LIL MUMFORD

>>214620627
lmao

>>214620346
I’ve fallen in love.. with a meme.

>>214620382
Speak

>>214620382
>have a pint at a local graveyard

>>214620891
have a hot poo at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty street

>>214620958
Have a watery shit have two

>>214620298 (OP)
>YO LIL DONNIE

>>214620346
Are you calling me fat?

>>214620891
Get a bacterial infection you've never heard of before and can't pronounce. Get two

>>214620891
have a bob, have two, you bloody behnchod

Anthony Bogdain?

>>214620891
>>214620958

>>214620856
have two

>>214620382
Order the stake rare

qrd on this "meme"?

>>214620442
I am NOT a machi-

>>214620382
>not in a cardboard cup
C'mon anon

>>214621512
Bourdain was a beloved figure for a lot of Millenials. He then got into a relationship with Daria Argento around the time of Metoo and got her claws into him. He then got cucked to death after she, ironically, fucked a 17 year old. He hung himself in a French hotel room after texting her and looking her up numerous times on his phone and her last words to him were "Stop busting my balls." Not a great end.
4chan has since fixated on him and the disconnect between his effortlessly "cool" philosophy to life and dying in a completely emasculated, humiliating way. A lot of people including me really loved him growing up so these threads are sort of cathartic, at least in my theory.

>>214620442
lmao

>>214620382
Bleh!

>>214621679
pretty good but don't forget he also had the leftist angle, he said there will be world peace when everyone becomes equally brown etc

>>214620298 (OP)
I didn't know he played Hellboy

>>214621679
As much a people like to tsundere I'm pretty sure a majority of this thread liked his show and him in life. But he was a pretentious insufferable retard. That's what made his death so... I don't even know if there's a word for it. It's not poetic or ironic but the fact he shilled for women and leftist ideals and in the end the love of his life was a pedo who hated him causing him to neck it is the most insane chain of events possible.

>>214621679
>these threads are sort of cathartic
lol. I like these threads because he was a jewish liberal pussy that acked himself over a whore.

>>214621739

I didn't like him or any of his show. He was always a phony goober.
"Yeah bro you'll find the meaning of life in this one seat japanese restaurant where they serve raw chicken on rice"
What he was advocating is further alienation. Go somewhere you don't belong, feel isolated, alienated and feel small and irrelevant.
There is no joy of life in anything he did, it was exactly the opposite. A perpetual feeling of displacement and unfulfillment. Drift away from who you are, from where you belong, from where your roots are and become a nihilistic cynical "citizen of the world" perpetually chasing some high.

It makes sense he killed himself. He had no substance whatsoever.

>>214621842
You're not wrong but you're looking at it far too cynically. He wasn't making that show for a homebody like you it was reaching out to the people who do enjoy traveling and seeing different cultures. His point was find something authentic outside of tourist trap shit. You can enjoy that kind of thing and not be a detached retard like him.

>>214620298 (OP)
Looks like Ron Perlman.

>>214620346
Magnificent set of posts. Best thread in board. 2025 most essential /tv/ moments.

>>214622056
Succinctly put. I'm sure he would appreciate it after taking a step back and looking at his mistakes, but also his positive influence.

>>214621739
>I'm pretty sure a majority of this thread liked his show and him in life
Never saw the show, always thought he was an ass. But I'm not a genYner either

>>214620298 (OP)
Name a Pearlman kino better than Blade 2

>>214622425
Literally me

>>214622457
The one where he doesn't act and is just the caveman monkey person he is.

>>214620461
>Van Helsing and Sons
lmao

>>214620298 (OP)
stop editing this image you are defaming a dead man

>>214622457
harry and the hendersons

>>214620298 (OP)
>>214622087
YO LIL BORDAINY I JUST PISSED IN THESE TWO NEGRONIS AND DRANK EM RAW WHILE TAKING A BULL'S CREAM SAUCE IN MY SHITTER! WHAT YA THINK OF DEM APPLES HOS?

>>214620298 (OP)
Mindbroken by Mumford & sons lol

>>214620891
Redeem your friends. Redeem yourself. Get in front of the train.

>>214622518
He was a race traitor cuck of the highest order.

>>214620298 (OP)
>>214620382
Stop mocking this man's legacy.

>>214620346
flawless

>>214622606
why did you shrink his iconic ham baguette?

>>214622507
Quest for Fire I think its called? I only saw it once. Good but Blade 2 still slays

>>214622606
we have to go smaller

>>214622606
i want
>TINY glasses
>TINY sandwich
>TINY cigarettes
>HUGE coffee
>100 coins on the table

>>214622606
the based baguette shrinker
>>214622754
the cringe overdoer

>>214622606
>>214622635
>>214622673
>>214622754
>>214622772
Bourdain lived more in 1 day than yall will live in your entire miserable lifes.

>>214622606
>reverse image search this to see if it's the original
>some dipshit redditor wants a jacket like this

>>214622793
mostly choke jacking yeah

>>214622799
You shouldn’t be surprised, they warship him.

What's this genre of person called? All of my aunts and uncles were like this (smug metropolitan) and now they're broke and childless in their 60s and 70s

>>214623477
atheist

>>214623477
>>214623488
Checked. The little "Have a negroni..." speech is an old out-of-touch boomer glorifying the lifestyle of a shiftless unemployed trust-fund baby. The whole thing comes off as
>I sleep in a cool racecar bed
so of course my response is
>I sleep in a nice big bed with my wife

>>214622606
do french people really eat an entire baguette?
I could only eat half of it if i was really hungry

>>214621679
I thought the guy in OP's image was Ron Pearlman

>>214624470
it's epstein

>>214620800
lmfao

>>214624470
Does Ron Perlman have 7 fingers?

>>214622056
>you're looking at it far too cynically

>>214622259
DEH

>>214622772
>the cringe overdoer
how bout i overDO you in the ass until your prostate starts to "cringe"? huh? you want me to do that to you? would you like that? huh, tough guy? you a big tough man? you want me to make you cum and piss?

>>214624517
Are you pretending southern whites cooked anything of note?

>>214622635
That’s a jambon-buerre

>>214624559
>immediate response to a light joke are a homosexual fantasies
Bro...

>>214621679
Everything is true what you’re saying but Bourdain was always depressed and suicidal he was just repressing it. He cheated on Asia Argento but she did cuck him a lot and that contributed to his suicide. He had a good show but he was always fucked up you can tell if you watch the old episodes and he exaggerated absinthe a lot

>>214624517
is this really what jews talk about during dinner?

>>214624559
nta anon but i doubt you could make a man cum and piss with your 3.5 sissy clitty

>>214624628
you got a problem with gay people? huh, bigot? maybe tell me where you work so i can call your boss and tell him all the fucked up shit you've said about hating fags.

>>214621739
Exactly, I think people here like him deep down. I also think there is a bit of subconscious anger directed at him (see any thread made in the 3-4 years after his death on /ck/) for not "making it" in the end. He found success relatively late in life after some deep personal struggles. Was able to climb on top of his heroin addiction and turn his life around, have a family, travel the world brushing elbows with all different type of cultures and be welcomed in as family no matter where in the world you are and get paid for it.
And then all that for..getting cucked by the MeToo hypocrite who completely warped his personality during their relationship and made him far most liberally insufferable. They even sort of touch on this in the insane HBO hitpiece documentary they made about him that was essentially all about covering for Daria Argento.

>>214624517
who actually believes this retardation? i doubt either of them did (i'm assuming they were both cucked to death)

>>214622606
fake, the woman in the back is still wearing the doritos locos taco

>>214624685
people on 4chan hate him because he confirmed that no amount of amazing worldly food can beat primal urges and emotions. people on here seethe hard at confirmation that the world is simple, bleak and cruel

this guy was an insufferable know it all faggot. I'm really surprised he has appeal here because I don't get the impression that many anons are bohemian, well traveled foodies

people itt are coming to terms they idolized a lolcow in their formative years

he was a globalist shill for the CNN boomer audience

>>214624717
Yes, that's precisely what I mean about the subconcious anger at him for not making it. It's more anger at him or the way life works than actual hatred of him, I'd argue.
I've been following these threads for a looooong time. /ck/ my home board and this shit all started there for years before it really became a mainstay on /tv/. The psychology of it all is pretty fascinating.

I hate Bourdain because Kitchen Confidential gave rise to the perception of chefs as tortured genius punk rock badasses, which is unbearably gay. Not because he was pretentious or whatever

>>214624717
I think he had pretty good taste in food but he didn’t eat enough and he smoked cigs and did heroin that’s why he was always skinny. He had big head and shoulders but you can see he was always skinny. When he wasn’t on heroin he was drinking coffee all the time

>>214624800
Sounds like you're talking about yourself bro.

>>214620346
I opened the thread specifically to see if someone had replied with this. Fpbp

>>214622606
That's a long bread

>>214624717
I cant respect a person whos sole beliefs are milquetoast leftist drivel, spending obscene amounts of money on travel to ethnic locales to eat street food, and cuckery
he ultimately died because his worldview, his beliefs, and his personal life were all totally unsatisfying to himself, which reflects poorly on the last decade of his life prior to his death where he was a famous advocate for the lifestyle he eventually went on to reject in the most complete way possible
my issue is not with him, my issue is with the millions that continue to idolize him in spite of all this

>>214624635
Idk how you can even read it.

>>214620298 (OP)
>Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>>214621739
I believe the word is “ignominious”

>>214623682
>The little "Have a negroni..." speech is an old out-of-touch boomer glorifying the lifestyle of a shiftless unemployed trust-fund baby.
But he never actually fucking said it

>>214620298 (OP)
Dude I loved in you sons of anarchy and beauty and the beast. Didn't care for Hellboy, thoever.

>>214624967
>spending obscene amounts of money on travel to ethnic locales to eat street food, and cuckery
as opposed to spending obscene amounts of money on paying to get into heaven

>>214625067
does it even matter if nobody doubted he did when they read it

>>214620346
I don't get it

>>214624871
And what do you think is at the center of all these threads over so many years? Probably projection from some (this is 4chan).
There were mostly positive threads up until he hit his Daria-era. Why the change? And specifically, non-stop seething threads for 3-4 years post death. They've mellowed out a little now.

>>214625386
>this is the guy telling you how you should live your life

Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with Fieri

>>214625386
What a crybaby

>>214620732
it got old weeks ago. stay on reddit.

>>214621679
You're clearly a 2016 tourist. He was popular here before his death, lol.

>>214625444
Nothing wrong with fieri
They are both good philosophers
But Bourdain was talking about something different

>>214625386
At least he knew he was an insufferable faggot and new he couldn't change. That takes a lot of bravery

>Guy encourages others to go outside and travel and experience life
No wonder the /tv/ basement warriors hate him. Shitting on a dead man is exactly the kind of classless and tasteless behavior I expect from you loser faggots

>>214625386
Reminds me of how impatient Patrick Bateman is in American psycho. He felt like shit about himself because he knew he was a hedonist and narcissist.

>>214625421
You're talking in a very passive-aggressive way dude and deflecting the "wrongness" you perceive onto a shadowy cabal of "bad actors". Very strange way of rationalizing that some cuck boomer was preaching a shallow cosmopolitan lifestyle full of trite "travel moments" that were DE FACTO unfulfilling even to him. For someone that's telling a wide audience how to live their life it's ironic that he necked himself after admitting it's not working.
Your spin of why "haters" dislike him is a simple refusal of the facts of the matter.
He's a glorified lounge singer on a boomer cruise ship tier.

>>214622425
Nice image.

I saw a couple N's fighting outside of waffle house once. I wanted a post coitus 2 am waffle with the hooker I picked up(she was hungry too) and I caught these specimens going at it. One of them was shouting "I'm going to get in I'm rushdown" and the other responded with "You can't corner trap me I''ll break your armor". Why do they have to make up all these weird slang terms for drug deals? Anyway, the waffle house memes are real.

>>214620800
The 17 year-old, whatever happened there

>>214621679
Damn how do you go from Suspiria to that

>>214625503
Nah, 2007. I know he was popular here before his death. That was kind of my point. He was very well liked, and still is deep down. And then things changed with his death or even in the year or so prior when he became much more outspoken due to Daria's influence. Was part of Bourdain /ck/ threads dating back to early 2010's.

>>214625662
Not passive aggressive at all. Just trying to understand the world around me as usual. You seem, actively aggressive, though.

>>214626065
>Nah, 2007.
Oh yeah, I totally believe you.

>>214625724
I don’t believe you. I’ve seen niggers fight each other in prison and they talk a little shit but no way they’re gonna say full sentences like that

>>214624967
Yeah.
Suicide is disgusting if for no other reason than that it's a personal refutation of the self, and the idea that your own life isn't worth living. I might not like Anthony, but his death is kind of sobering in that I can see his humanity, but also can do the grim calculus to understand just how horrible his existence really was.
If your job, your profession, is being a lifestyle influence? Let's be fair, that's what it was, all the cooking was secondary to him ultimately being famous as a bourgeoisie lifestyle influencer. Anyway, if you're a lifestyle influencer, killing yourself is like the ultimate signal that you were selling bullshit.
How much worse could it be? At least the viewer knows FOR SURE that their own experience hasn't made them kill themselves. And now there's the specter of Anthony's ghost all over his shit, haunting his content and proving that his lifestyle is not somewhere a person really wants to go.
What did we learn?
His life was fucking miserable, and being a leftist cuck isn't worth it. But you know, can you even blame him? It's just another example of how certain men run afoul of modern succubi. Like the system he was participating in must have been hell, and it was only a matter of time until he met his demon.

>>214626226
I believe him, look at the clothes
and one of the nogs is wearing a convention lanyard
this was probably near an ongoing fight game event, niggers love fighting games

>>214625724
I once saw an N knock down another one outside Waffle House and then actually used an uppercut as okizeme and tagged his ass, was the most fucked up thing I ever saw

>>214626257

He deserves nothing less than contempt. He was advocating a lifestyle that he privately hated, preaching "white people bad" despite benefiting from said culture all his life and being rich off it, was given a whole career by his editor mother and spent his time babbling about "current year" issues like metoo despite his wife actively cucking him with a guy under the legal age.

Absolutely atrocious on all fronts.
Just look at the zeal with which he jumps onto "white people bad" narrative here
>>214624517

>>214626476
Oh yeah? I saw a guy do an ozuna drop to someone. They were spinning so fast. Dude was wrecked, I heard he never walked the same again.

>>214623413

BEEPERS
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>>214620346
My sides

>>214621842
The alternative is also true, living a mundane, repetitive life of a dullard isn't the answer.

>>214622596
He was jewish, anon

>>214622457
The Name of the Rose

>>214627830
False dichotomy bros, I think we won this one!

>>214625386
Kek what a pansy ass

i dont know why exactly but this guy is fun to dunk on

>>214629001
dunk on? It's just a fun little meme. No one is getting "dunked on". We are posting silly edits. Make one. Make two. You'll feel better, it's fun.

make a negroni
make two

https://youtu.be/MNxWjRU8oxU

>>214629325

It's kinda sad since I never see this dude hanging out with any friends. Like he has noone. All this talk of travel and preparing food and enjoying life but I've never seen him talk or hang around with friends. He just hangs around by himself.

>>214629587
>He just hangs around by himself

>>214625186
Wtf? Are those my only two options as a rich white passing jew?

>>214620298 (OP)
A jew cuck that hated White people. Simple as.

I worked with someone who cooked him some steak or something and seemed to have a respect for Bourdain. The same coworker would also bring up the fact that he has no friends. Make of that connection what you will but I can’t help but ponder it when I see Bourdain threads.

>>214630284
You can tell he had no friends since he necked himself over a woman. If he had some proper bro friends he'd call them up and they'd go out drinking and they'd tell him to ditch her.
But instead he had noone.

>>214630284
He should join his idol.

>>214620382
Bite a virgin's neck.
Bite two.

>>214625386
>“very isolated”, characterizes his grueling, peripatetic lifestyle as “crushing lonely”, and recounts how easily something as insignificant as a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.”
>I'd like to be happy. I'd like to be happier. I should be happy ... I'd like to be able to look out the window and say, 'Yeah, life is good.' When the therapist asks “... and you don't ?,” he answers with a simple, reflexive “No”
>when the therapist asks how long he has had this trait, he says “I think always. So nothing to be done."
Oh my hecking science, LITERALLY me...

is southeast asia food as good as he said

>>214631325
Only Thai and Vietnamese. Filipino is probably the worst

>>214622793
Was that the day he first shot up heroin?

>>214627170
We Zoolanderniggroni now

>>214622793
>frogposter saying the most chickenheaded thing
colour me shocked, also he died a cucked man and didnt even try to reclaim his honour by dueling the cucker

>>214625386
Poor fucker honestly been there so many times but never went through with it. Silly cunt

>>214631323
Based you either learn to master add ADHD or be ruled and destroyed by your own mind

>>214630284
Your mate sounds like a cunt
The world needs loners and loneliness and periods of depression.

>>214631686
Does the world need two negronis too?

>>214620382
>neonate.. Your actions in the city have cost the Camarilla dearly. Have a masquearade violation. Have two.

>>214620298 (OP)
>two coins on the edge of the table now

>>214625724
I thought the thumbnail was this.

>>214622425
Is that really him?

>>214623359
I have that same picture framed in my bathroom facing the toilet, and another facing my bed. It feels like he never left.

>>214632488
Would you say...you have two?

>>214632488
Based

>>214625386
>i-is that a big mac? On this air port?
>AAAA help me negroniman I'm going depressed!

>>214620298 (OP)
There's always something new I discover in this image

>>214632824
for me it's the noose

>>214633165
lmao

>>214632824
>have a car
>have two

>>214620382
Have a Bloody Mary

Hey man. Have a C.

>>214620891
>Saar, understand that you might not have anything in common with the benchod next to you, but have a shit with him anyways.

>>214633761
What's the C stand for?

>>214620298 (OP)
why does his face keep shrinking

>>214620298 (OP)
Гeнepaльcкиe кoтлы

>>214626394
It's an AI image, retard.

>>214631337
Bourdain should have eaten pagpag like he ate unwashed animal rectum in Africa.

>>214620298 (OP)
Anthony Bourdain literally ate shit cause niggers in the Kalahari told him to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNwWYLX3H0

>>214632393
Now this
This is kino
Have a nipple
Have two

>>214620298 (OP)
..are the shades getting smaller or am I tripping?

>>214626495
Yeah and nah. Maybe eating and drinking at some weird place was one of the only things bringing him joy? Maybe white people bad was him projecting his self hate?

My theory is he busted his receptors with heroin so he no longer felt much anything. Add to that the constant longing of heroin. He probably should've just bought a vineyard in eu with a friend so he never felt lonely and had something meaningful physical activity to do and when he felt to urge to get weird just train to Berlin and techno for a week. Maybe two.

>>214634224
>are the shades getting smaller or am I tripping?
have two

>>214634280
That's the thing. He had no friends.

>>214620298 (OP)
Oh lmao I just fucking realized everything is having two of everything. He's doubled the universe. FUCK

>>214625724
nig hawks

>>214620298 (OP)
“YO LIL DONNIE, I JUST DESTROYED MY NONCHALANT AND COOLGUY IMAGE BY KILLING MYSELF, JUST BECAUSE I HAD A SMALL SETBACK IN MY COMFORTABLE LIFE. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES???”

>>214634410
Someone needs to put Ron perlman in the same outfit next to Bourdain. Another single to make doubled.

>>214625386
>bad hamburger at an airport
What an asshole

>>214634032
this jew wanted you to spend a fortune and go around the globe to eat some african no name animal's shit scrapped anus,no thanks bourdain I will eat peanut butter sandwiches .

>>214620298 (OP)
her ex drives me feral man she looks like a literal succubus with all those tattoos and now almost what I'll call a gym toned body,just one night with her and I will shoot myself in head after downing a glass of ice cold scotch

>>214620382
>I vant to suck your negroni

Asia Argento, 49 years old, chose the red carpet of the Rome Film Festival to debut with her new boyfriend: Simone Bozzelli, 30 years old, who is taking his first steps as a director. And he has already achieved success: in 2021, Simone directed the video for I Wanna Be Your Slave by Måneskin, and in 2023, his first film, Patagonia, was released.

Asia Argento has had a tumultuous relationship with love. Her first significant relationship came in 2000: that year she met Morgan, and with him, she immediately established an intense but potentially explosive relationship. After just a few months, Asia became pregnant, and on June 20, 2001, she gave birth to her first daughter, Anna Lou Castoldi. But the idyll with Morgan did not last long: their story, filled with excesses, recklessness, drug abuse, and alleged domestic violence, came to an end in 2007, the year of their separation. Then Asia Argento rebuilt her life. She met chef Anthony Bourdain, fell in love again. But this relationship too was soon disrupted by excesses – "we were alcoholics and depressed but we loved each other," Asia would say in an interview with Storie di donne al bivio. In 2018, Anthony tragically passed away, and the actress's life was once again turned upside down. She shut herself off, refusing any kind of romantic relationship from that moment on.

"After Anthony, I tried to have a relationship," Argento explained some time ago, "but I can't. I can't see anyone I like. Anthony was a wonderful man in every way. I was comfortable with him, I was happy, and after such a tragedy it's not easy to start over... I'm fortunate that my children live with me, I work. That's enough for me. It's enough for me to have this kind of affectionate exchange. Once I had a void that I tried to fill, but now this emptiness has been filled in other ways."

But recently, Asia Argento has found love again.

>>214621842
Damn finally someone who can explain the exact feeling I got whenever I saw this faggot on tv or someone would mention him as a “hero”

>>214620346
>>214620346
Have a (You)

>>214620382
kino

>>214634863
I never liked anthony but its crazy how literally nobody ever mentions her cheating WITH MINOR. I went to her insta and she’a still a beloved hollywood muse. She must have some kike superpowers for not being cancelled after something like that

>>214635042
She's european and italian on top of that. It's not like she had some sort of relevant career either. She was just appearing as a slut in random movies for a few decades.

>>214634863
>Once I had a void that I tried to fill, but now this emptiness has been filled in other ways

>>214635042
>>214635077
true i've never even heard of her until these threads

>>214620298 (OP)
Only a small coffee today monsieur Bourdain?

>>214634949
masterful

>>214635178
I am having two so that makes it a large

>>214632129
>Suck on a cold blood bag at 4am in a mostly empty Elysium.

>>214634376
heh

>>214620346
lmao

>>214621428
lmao

>>214634032
>white people don't season they anus

>>214620382
Philippe is that you?

>>214625724
>>214626226
>funny thread ruined by jaded assholes
fuck off back to /pol

>>214633789
Corn, popped

>>214621679
That is why we have the word of God. Not to throw our lives and souls in vain.

>>214620346
Made me chuckle

>>214625386
>narcissist
>blames himself

something doesn't add up

he's the biggest narcissist ive ever seen

>>214621842
>"Yeah bro you'll find the meaning of life in this one seat japanese restaurant where they serve raw chicken on rice"

>>214636532
Damn he must be bad if this shithole says he is
I never really liked him my dad did

>>214636565
Eat a piss soaked faggette eat two

>>214621679
Thanks AI written post eight other anons are retarded enough to sincerely respond to.

>>214636634
AI wouldn't start two sentences in a row with "he then" and it also wouldn't confuse "hanged" with hung" you fucking abject retard

>>214636646
Not him but ai can hellucinate all the time and he could have just generated it then edited it to make it look more human
It's what I would have done

>>214636699
>it's simply too troublesome to put an authentic thought on an anonymous imageboard
>with no real stakes or overt rules or consequences that might've actually precluded you from participating in good faith
why are you even here? I mean that as a legitimate question

>>214620298 (OP)
>>214620346
>1 minute apart
Yes... very organic... totally not a samefag

>>214620891
Have a poo in the loo

>>214620298 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ

If you are of white racial ancestry, he wanted you gone. Guess the race of these two.

>>214620382
ONE NEGRONI

TWO NEGRONI

>>214622606
i know what you did

>>214636456
>>214636541
Agreed.

>>214624517
this is blatantly untrue. i'm not saying whites invented southern cooking solely, but blacks sure as hell didn't.
the majority of southerners didnt own slaves; what the fuck were they eating, mr. jew man? dirt?

>>214620800
>the 17 year old slept with Ottavia?

>>214635042
I'd still wife her. She's got that sexy hot old aunt thing going. Watch Dark Glasses for proof. Would be pretty cool to have Dario Argento as father-in-law.

>>214637098
Sexy hot old whore aunt with a cigarette burned voice I might add

>>214620800
>Ginny fucked Ralph

>>214634949
10/10

>>214621679
Most people I know already started hating him by the later seasons of his last two shows. Dude went from a self-aware poseur with a glint in his eyes to a blowhard going on about how europeans must be bred out of existence in their own homelands by immigrants against their will, while dining at an expensive european restaurant with one of his fellow amerijews, and how silver spoon asian wiggers make the best "ethnic food" and how whiteys are evil for not treating low rent mexican street food as haute cuisine.

>>214621653
sticks and stooones

>>214620346
I don't get it

>>214620346
I know what it references, but I have no idea what it is exactly. Can I please have a sauce?

>>214637402
I fucking kneel

>>214634949
Kek

>>214636997
Have one mole on my wife's ass have two

>>214621842
He became successful at a time when nearly all food related media was phony Americanized schlock, he started the ‘authentic, laid back, cultured’ trend that eventually took over all food programming and made him seem more of a meme.

I’ll always remember his death vividly because I was in the city of Arusha in Tanzania when he died, doing the kind of things he always encouraged people to do.

>>214635042
"People" only care about fucking minors when it's a girl, more news at 11.
Who cares? The boy wasn't 8 or something. Fucking teens is perfectly fine.

>>214621739
No, you're wrong

>>214624128
From the look of it it’s a ham baguette. Possibly cheese as well (usually emmental). I had one in a Paris metro station at 8 am once with a large glass of beer. They’re very stodgy and dry. Baguettes are better for dipping in sauce instead of sandwiches really.

>>214637904
>Not covered in French piss
No wonder it was dry

>>214627170
BOOBA
TWO BOOBA

I’m still convinced that he didn’t kill himself, it was an autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Bourdain seemed like the sort who’d leave a long suicide note if he was planning on offing himself, so I suspect his family and lawyers paid the hotel staff to keep schtum about how he died. Truth is they probably found him in his hotel room hanging from the wardrobe rack, wearing women’s lingerie, with an orange in his mouth (the citric acid is meant to wake you up if you take it a bit too far and pass out. You reflexively bite into it).

Have tossed salad, have scrambled egg.

>>214622754
bumping the thread to say i'm on it

>>214638620
Why does he insist on taking that table with him everywhere? It has to be cumbersome to carry it around.

Uh, you don't get to bring negronis.

imagine the awkwardness if there were more people. it's so cramped with chairs all facing the same direction.

>>214633761
Have two.

>>214622754
>>214638669

>>214638893
What does he need all those coins for!

>>214620298 (OP)
>>214620346
>>214620351
Do you think he's burning in hell right now?

>>214624517
Ah yes the famous privileged cajuns in their ivory towers.

>>214638976
He likes to pay with change as its very time consuming for the waiter to count them out..

>>214638976
to pay off the boy that his wife cucked him with

>>214620298 (OP)
>

>>214639144
>Guy Fieri...Your arrogance will be your downfall at the Iron Chef finale, Saturday only on NBC, where I'll make sure you rest... in... peeeeeeeeeeeace

Change everything around so the cigarettes are the jambon-beurre, the coffee cup is the coins, the coins are his glasses and his glasses are the table

>>214639296
>THAT'S A LOTTA DUCK

>>214639019
why do boomers think this will happen? they dont account for racism and bleaching. whites tend to marry other whites and the ones that dont are white women raising their kids alone mostly. he was a jew. and yes he is in hell.

>>214622457
that movie that inspired bioshock
city of dreams? cant remember

>>214634032
The best part of this is when the niggers called him white, you just know he wanted to sperg out and say he wasn't a white man but a jew though at the same time he knew that wouldn't know the difference.

>>214639144
take a bump
take two

>>214639528
*dog

>>214639296
fixed

>>214638976
Have a coin.
Have two.

>>214639144
>Have a BIG BLACK DICK, have two.

>>214639296
>HARR A CATARACT, HARR TOO

>>214625386
Assuming he just fried his dopamine from drugs

>>214637722
Hey im just sayin. People bash on dicaprio or depp for having a younger (20+ aka LEGAL AGE) girlfriend but are quiet when some turbo kike nepo gets to fuck a literal minor

>>214638823
Its for watching the sunrise, dipshit

>>214639999
>dipshit
waste of quads, probably a bourdain fan
ACK

expect loyalty from a tatted up slut, expect two.

>>214638721
It's his emotional support table

>>214637310
>>214637466
He’s sitting on two chairs

>>214640073
Have two 9s take two more

>>214620891
best gf robbari

I liked his food travel serie

>>214640194
miss a 95% shot
miss two

>>214625724
Is that woolie and reggie?

>>214622056
Thou love afar is spite at home.

>>214635137
That's because you don't know shit about film. Being proudly ignorant is weird.

Sit.

>>214640606
have onion ring
have two

>>214638893
fucking keeeeeeek thank you for your service

>>214639731
fuck you. i wanted to post that.

>>214638976
the 2nd negroni

HE'S ASKING FOR A SECOND SANDWICH AND A SECOND COFFEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>214640880
have a meathead
have two

>>214634863
She loved him so much she had a fuck a 17 year old while dating him and tell him to fuck off when i tried to communicate with her. Interdasting

>>214620298 (OP)
get the fuck out I wanna talk to my partnuh

>>214638893
lmao

>>214640984
THEY STILL CALL ME KEK, BERNIE!

>>214621739
>Surely you guys on this mongolian barbeque forum must like this heroinist kike
Shalom!

>>214624595
>hurr i never ate american barbecue before

>>214638823
lel

>>214636634
Wasn't AI. I just think and talk like that. Sorry for the effort.