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Anonymous No.214633909
>>214633887 (OP)
based baker
Anonymous No.214633933 >>214634008 >>214638065 >>214656235
Anonymous No.214633934
repent and watch Kolobos
Anonymous No.214634008 >>214634041
>>214633933
fun movie
Anonymous No.214634023 >>214634068 >>214634075 >>214634235 >>214634704 >>214635114 >>214636027 >>214636394 >>214637292 >>214638573 >>214639253 >>214639386 >>214641915 >>214642091 >>214656857
Your thoughts?
Anonymous No.214634041
>>214634008
I almost quit at the start because it was slow going, but I admit it won me over by the end. Feel good.
Anonymous No.214634044 >>214634172 >>214638963 >>214640906 >>214654166 >>214655170 >>214655953
Looking for some movies to watch with my gf, she enjoyed The Necro Files with me.

captcha: ORGY W
Anonymous No.214634068 >>214639194
>>214634023
>self produced
i haven't seen any snl but i saw kenan and kel as a kid and he seems like a funny guy
might be fun
Anonymous No.214634075 >>214634132
>>214634023
There's no way they would remake it properly in today's climate
Anonymous No.214634106
>I don't need another shitty bigfoot found footage
said nobody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7PqaOZgz80
Anonymous No.214634132 >>214634167 >>214634321
>>214634075
Not properly. It seems like a pretty easy film to tip in a libtard direction though.
Anonymous No.214634158 >>214640945 >>214641144 >>214656022
>>214633887 (OP)
Monique Gabrielle best girl.
Anonymous No.214634167 >>214634321
>>214634132
would probably be insufferably preachy
Anonymous No.214634172 >>214634215
>>214634044
haven't seen that, but I'm gonna assume it's TWISTED.
watch Frankenhooker or Basket Case
Anonymous No.214634174
CUS YOU'RE ONE SPOOKY MOTHERFUCKER
Anonymous No.214634215
>>214634172
>Frankenhooker
She will love this, thanks. Already seen Basket Case, enjoyed it.
Anonymous No.214634230 >>214636448 >>214647339
In these trying times, what's important is that you stay connected your yourselves anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gagqqesSqpU
Anonymous No.214634235 >>214634741 >>214636885
>>214634023
We’re gonna know from the start that Angela is trans, xhe gets outed and that’s what starts the killings. the twist is that it’s a female trying to be a male.
Anonymous No.214634314 >>214634616
Watch Lowlifes
Anonymous No.214634321 >>214634430 >>214634481 >>214634788 >>214645999 >>214652937
>>214634132
>>214634167
????????????
are you guys like illiterate or something? its libcoded from the get go. it exploits homophobia, making the eroticism homosexual to increase discomfort for people who went to the theater to see teens midriffs not realizing the camera is ogling the boys this time around. the character is literally he classic inversion of the castration of men to indicate the growing power of women. its woke as fuck. the horror is about being actually a man. but in a feminine way, makes you more powerful than actual men and it leaves women in a safer place than a normal society of men. if youre saying that this iteration will be too on the nose then i can see that but sleepaway camp is literally already dunking on conservatards.
Anonymous No.214634399
dream dream dream dream dream dream
Anonymous No.214634430
>>214634321
>if youre saying that this iteration will be too on the nose
yes
Anonymous No.214634441 >>214634469 >>214636742
sex with sienna shaw
Anonymous No.214634469
>>214634441
so glad they got rose of the septum
it's not as offensive as those girls out there with full on cow rings
but still
Anonymous No.214634476 >>214639383
you wouldn't let an evil vampire go free... right anon?
Anonymous No.214634481 >>214634608
>>214634321
You're a retard. The chick had a dick... that was the joke.
Anonymous No.214634503 >>214635307 >>214639646 >>214646094 >>214649574
>Night.of.the.Reaper.2025.1080p.WEB-DL.EAC3.H264-NoGrip
>Night.of.the.Reaper.2025.1080p.WEB-DL.EAC3.H264-NoGrip
>Night.of.the.Reaper.2025.1080p.WEB-DL.EAC3.H264-NoGrip
>Night.of.the.Reaper.2025.1080p.WEB-DL.EAC3.H264-NoGrip
>Night.of.the.Reaper.2025.1080p.WEB-DL.EAC3.H264-NoGrip
Anonymous No.214634538
Alright, I'm watchin' Jaws.
Anonymous No.214634553 >>214634639 >>214634724 >>214635087
The Halloween spirit just hit me, anons. I'm going to get started tonight. I've been out of the loop due to personal issues. What are we watching this year? What's new? I'm already looking into those Necrostorm movies from the last thread.
Anonymous No.214634608 >>214635452
>>214634481
>i want to scare homophobes
>step one, show sexy queers being gay as fuck
>step two, the main girl, the one your sexuality is funneled toward cause the sexuality of the gays was uncomfortable, is actually a dude
>youre gay
this is literally the plot of the film.
>that was the joke.
yes, the punchline is making fun of conservatives, not trans people. what, are you scared of a tranny? why? might wanna fuck one?

Im sorry, im being hostile i guess cause im stressed out. you dont deserve to be berated for your thoughts. im still posting this cause idk i guess writing is cathartic. but im sorry anyway. look at this very cool poster.
Anonymous No.214634616
>>214634314
>Watch Lowlifes
i enjoyed it
Anonymous No.214634639 >>214639636
>>214634553
Adam Chaplin is kino, plus there's a sequel coming out soon.
We're also all watching Humanist Vampire.
Anonymous No.214634656 >>214649597
hmmm let's just ensure she actually is an evil vam...
Anonymous No.214634704 >>214652183
>>214634023
For me, half the charm of the original is the feel of it. It just wouldn't be the same if it didn't come from that era where the 80s weren't quite done being the 70s yet, if that makes any sense. It's also why I prefer the first four Friday the 13th movies.
Anonymous No.214634724
>>214634553
Anonymous No.214634741
>>214634235
>it's not a horror, it's everyday's life for all of us tranxfolx
Anonymous No.214634752 >>214634779
Kinda pissed we don't have a real figure of this guy, yet.
Anonymous No.214634768 >>214646629
BONFIRES BURNING BRIGHT
PUMPKIN FACES IN THE NIGHT

I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN
Anonymous No.214634779 >>214634931
>>214634752
It's kind of big, but I guess about xenomorph size and there's a ton of those
Anonymous No.214634788
>>214634321
I get what you're saying, this critique actually extends to a lot of other 80s horror movies in general.
But the thing is, the lib-coded shit in them was subtle enough you can still watch these movies without choking on cringe the whole time. There's still enough normative-coding and red meat on the bones you can simply wince at the 10% subversive moments and keep soldiering on for other 90% that is mostly grounded in a foundation of straight, white and normal society... at least that's where I'm at with it.
Anonymous No.214634838 >>214636020
Anonymous No.214634931 >>214635066
>>214634779
I'll take a Skye Riley one instead.
Anonymous No.214635066 >>214635082 >>214635115
>>214634931
a hot toys version of snood instead of wednesday, that will sell
Anonymous No.214635082 >>214635119 >>214635191 >>214635200
>>214635066
If you're retarded, which you undoubtedly are.
Anonymous No.214635087 >>214635236
>>214634553
watch Missing Child Videotape for some slow j-horror
Anonymous No.214635114
>>214634023
It'll bomb, but so does everything else nowadays
Anonymous No.214635115
>>214635066
My hot glue is ready.
Anonymous No.214635119 >>214635191
>>214635082
kek
Anonymous No.214635191
>>214635082
>>214635119
Anonymous No.214635200 >>214635257
>>214635082
that's not even a grammatically coherent reply
Anonymous No.214635236
>>214635087
I feel like I'm going to be put on a list if I google that
Anonymous No.214635257 >>214635288
>>214635200
Pointless red herring. You're an embarrassment to /hor/. Crawl in a hole and die.
Anonymous No.214635288 >>214635676
>>214635257
cool story bro, now open up and say ahh
Anonymous No.214635307
>>214634503
Well I've seen worse looking trailers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYLTJK997yI
Anonymous No.214635379
>This will sell our Nic Cage movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YP3ML9cso0
Anonymous No.214635452 >>214635623 >>214639067
>>214634608
Angela wasn't a dick chopping tranny.
He was made insane through systematic abuse by his psychotic aunt who gaslighted and brainwashed him into thinking he was a girl and to react violently to anyone that found out.
It's the same story now, it's always a mentally ill person brainwashing a child into being a violent tranny.
Nothing has changed with the tranny cult in fifty years.
They're still chasing kids to sexually abuse and twist into their insanity.
Anonymous No.214635514 >>214635524 >>214635559 >>214635572 >>214635704 >>214635713 >>214635766 >>214636061 >>214636291
Do you guys think Michael Myers looks like this :| or this :) behind his mask when killing someone?
Anonymous No.214635524
>>214635514
Like this :(
Anonymous No.214635559
>>214635514
like >:|
Anonymous No.214635572
>>214635514
If I was Michael I would constantly be making goofy faces and trying not to laugh
Anonymous No.214635623
>>214635452
Rent free
Anonymous No.214635632
Anonymous No.214635676
>>214635288
Shit slasher flick. Prowler is better.
Anonymous No.214635704
>>214635514
This scene is basically the only flaw in Halloween. Look at the physics of that. No way that knife is holding him up off the ground.
Anonymous No.214635713
>>214635514
:O
Anonymous No.214635766
>>214635514
Anonymous No.214635838 >>214635986
Can someone tell me the name of this horror movie I watched when I was younger?

>rented it with a buddy in the year 2000/2001
>didn't seem that old at the time, probably made in the 90s
>a bunch of young people go out to some house, maybe out in the woods?
>scene where guy and girl having sex and the killer breaks a glass pane above them and the shard falls into one of them and kills them
>scene where a guy gets trapped in a boiling tub/pool with some rubber seal over it
>scene where a guy breaks a vent to finally get out but as he's celebrating a blade trap slices his head off
That's pretty much all I remember.
Anonymous No.214635986 >>214636006
>>214635838
Nevermind, I just put it into chat gpt and it got it. Was killier instinct (2001)
Anonymous No.214636006 >>214636019 >>214636040
>>214635986
I asked and it said Kolobos
Anonymous No.214636019
>>214636006
All roads lead to Kolobos
Anonymous No.214636020
>>214634838
What movie?
Anonymous No.214636027 >>214643423
>>214634023
I'd prefer it was Jordan Peele, then it could be about a black person that was forced to be a white person because society hates black people or some shit.
Anonymous No.214636040 >>214636092
>>214636006
That's happened to me a couple of times. Why the fuck does it always say Kolobos?
Anonymous No.214636061
>>214635514
Anonymous No.214636092
>>214636040
they're probably training it on 4chan. probably half it's music recs are darude sandstorm
Anonymous No.214636273 >>214636364
>Martin Scorsese to Adapt Horror Novel β€˜What Happens at Night’ with Leonardo DiCaprio & Jennifer Lawrence
Anonymous No.214636291
>>214635514
',:/
Anonymous No.214636312 >>214636321 >>214636355
>>214633887 (OP)
Japanese coom horrors? I've seen good Chinese ones but the Japanese ones I've seen are usually lacking compared to western horror coom
Anonymous No.214636321 >>214636345
>>214636312
I asked a similar question recently and the answer was Entrails of a Virgin
Anonymous No.214636345 >>214636403
>>214636321
A brief look and not quite there. Seems like gore and intermittent sex scenes. Western horror has that sexy women running around and boobs about even in non sex scenes. It's a very fine line.
Anonymous No.214636355
>>214636312
coom or coon?
Anonymous No.214636364
>>214636273
that's like the 6th scorsese/dicaprio project that was announced in the last couple of years. It's not gonna happen
Anonymous No.214636378
Could've made entire movies about these creepy fucks but instead they only exist in one episode of one show
Anonymous No.214636394
>>214634023
Bad idea. Hiltzig already basically did this once and it came out like a Troma flick.
Anonymous No.214636403 >>214637156 >>214644645 >>214651480
>>214636345
Yeah you would think that with the amount of porn they produce they would make tons of these kinds of films. Must be tons of idols trying to be actors.
Anonymous No.214636448 >>214647339
>>214634230
This movie is in my all time top ten.
Anonymous No.214636567
Mothra oh Mothra, if we were to call for help
Anonymous No.214636742 >>214636858
>>214634441
>actress is a nevernude
What a fucking waste
Anonymous No.214636858 >>214636897
>>214636742
I think in some uppity interview she said she did a nude scene of some kind for a short film or something before Terrifier. Doesn't look like it's online though.
Anonymous No.214636885
>>214634235
Think it's a lot more likely they make Angela the final girl (played by a troon), and the killer targets trannies. Maybe they even set it at a gay conversion camp.
Anonymous No.214636897
>>214636858
It's probably dimly lit and terribly unsexy, forcing you to ride the pause button looking for that one decent freeze frame where you can actually get a good look at it
Anonymous No.214636998 >>214643940
Jaws was more fun than I remember. A lot of bros just messing around at sea. The Williams score knew when to add some light adventure back into it.
Anonymous No.214637044 >>214637102 >>214637188 >>214637213 >>214651197
>>214633887 (OP)
which horror movie has the best gooner content. the higher the budget the better.
Anonymous No.214637102 >>214637181
>>214637044
masters of horror the anthology series has a new hot naked chick in every episode just about
Anonymous No.214637156
>>214636403
Maybe look into Tomomatsu's stuff (e.g. Zombi jieitai) but I don't know what he's up to these days
I also remember the Angel of Darkness series from the 90s, kind of a softcore live action Urotsukidoji though part 5 was legit creepy horror from what I remember.
Anyway those are on the cheap side maybe not what you're looking for
Anonymous No.214637159
>>214633887 (OP)
>directed by Fred Olen Ray
>more than half of his credited movies are direct to dvd christmas movies
wtf?
Anonymous No.214637181
>>214637102
If you like tits Sleepaway Camp II is an absolute feast right from the opening scene.
Real fun movie too, way better than the others
Anonymous No.214637188
>>214637044
hard to say. need to like graph out the budget vs. coomer quality. but they're normally negatively correlated.
maybe Piranha /Piranha 3DD? I don't really remember the nudity from it though.
Body Snatchers had two nude scenes and decent budget.
Anonymous No.214637213
>>214637044
that jason remake had pretty good nudity and didn't look like a porn parody
Anonymous No.214637292
>>214634023
>kenan thompson
>the original director who hasnt done anything else
I usually enjoy that kind of combination or weirdness. I had a grand time with they/them because of how corny and dumb it was.
Anonymous No.214637387 >>214637475 >>214637494 >>214637779 >>214637943 >>214651405
What was the last GOOD horror movie with a UNIQUE concept?
Anonymous No.214637475
>>214637387
>Unstoppable invincible evil that breaks its own stated rules whenever convenient and btw you can never have a clever solution it automatically bypasses all of those and no it can't be defeated by staying on a space station or a submarine because it's too smart for that and NOTHING can stop it :^)
>UNIQUE
LOL
Anonymous No.214637494 >>214637574
>>214637387
as above/ so below
Anonymous No.214637574
>>214637494
I liked how it was almost more of an Indiana Jones or Lara Croft kind of thing than just horror. I think the found footage format can work well beyond horror, rare anyone ever tries though.
Anonymous No.214637779
>>214637387
define unique. I'd say the monster from nope___ was unique and original but the movie itself wasn't.
Anonymous No.214637943
>>214637387
:)
Anonymous No.214637967 >>214638899 >>214640595
Hey bros, I wanna rewatch the original Goosebumps from the 90s this Halloween
Is a DVD remux the best quality I can get?
Anonymous No.214638065 >>214638216
>>214633933
Source?
Anonymous No.214638110 >>214639061
Why are female protagonists so prevelant in horror movies?
Anonymous No.214638216
>>214638065
Anonymous No.214638573 >>214638953
>>214634023
What if they cast Hunter Schafer
He can get out his weiner at the end and they won't have even have to use any prosthetics or anything
Anonymous No.214638703
TEQUILA IS MY LADY!
Anonymous No.214638899 >>214641357
>>214637967
I think so, yeah. I remember seeing some bootleg bluray collection posted on goosebumps facebook groups but you had to pay and I dont know what the quality actually was
Anonymous No.214638953 >>214639079
>>214638573
i'd love it if she finally got her dick out, but everyone already knows so there's no twist
Anonymous No.214638963 >>214640434
>>214634044
Watch Nekromantic with her
Anonymous No.214639061
>>214638110
because they're weaker and that makes you think it'll be harder for them to survive. if you put chris hemsworth in a texas chainsaw movie it'd be less effective than if you put jenna ortega. also, it was always a boy genre so they served as eye candy. nowadays it kind of sucks because you just know le final girl will always survive and she'll be able to defeat the big buff villain.
Anonymous No.214639067
>>214635452
>gaslighted and brainwashed him into thinking he was a girl
Not just any "girl", his dead sister
Anonymous No.214639079 >>214651257
>>214638953
what if she actually got the role and then the final reveal is she has a pussy and she's been a real woman all along, pretending to be a tranny just for clout?
Anonymous No.214639194 >>214639442
>>214634068
he is notoriously the least funny snl cast member. Why do you think he's never left the cast?
Anonymous No.214639253 >>214640595
>>214634023
Remaking a movie with a twist is fucking stupid. WE ALL KNOW THE TWIST, WHAT'S THE POINT? The entire crux of the movie is that Angela is the killer, and Angela is a he. The kills are the least interesting aspect of the movie, unlike Nightmare or Friday, it's the murder mystery. What's there to remake?
Anonymous No.214639383
>>214634476
>evil
Anonymous No.214639386
>>214634023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd6zaDFV00c
Problematic desu senpai
Anonymous No.214639442
>>214639194
i dunno i've never watched snl
Anonymous No.214639636
>>214634639
>We're also all watching Humanist Vampire.
Based and vampilled.
Anonymous No.214639646
>>214634503
it has decent reviews from sketchy reviewers who have a financial incentive for good reviews. i'll wait, thanks.
Anonymous No.214640434
>>214638963
I put this on with my ex and she freaked out when they killed the real rabbits
Anonymous No.214640595 >>214641268
>>214637967
On tubi but with commercials. Not sure if the same?

>>214639253
Yeah, they'd almost have to pull a Pet Sematary and subvert the hell out of it.
Anonymous No.214640644 >>214641518
>>214633887 (OP)
Based
Anonymous No.214640906
>>214634044
I've heard a lot of women like Night Breed.
Anonymous No.214640945 >>214656022
>>214634158
Anonymous No.214641144 >>214656022
>>214634158
She was something. Someone post the webm of her changing into the monokini.
Anonymous No.214641194
>>214633887 (OP)
the tits in this movie were perfection
Anonymous No.214641232 >>214641526 >>214641608
Mr. X is gon' give it to ya
Anonymous No.214641268
>>214640595
>tubi possibly being higher quality than a dvd remux
very little chance of that
Anonymous No.214641357 >>214641516
>>214638899
>bootleg bluray collection posted on goosebumps facebook groups but you had to pay and I dont know what the quality actually was
it's almost guaranteed some jaggoff upscaled it using AI thinking that makes it look better than the DVDs when it in fact does not
Anonymous No.214641516
>>214641357
probably, yeah, I also dont remember the specifics but I think it was like 30 bucks plus shipping, like he owned the rights or something.
Anonymous No.214641518
>>214640644
Where the hell are you getting Asian from that?
Anonymous No.214641526
>>214641232
Based
Anonymous No.214641608
>>214641232
he's got that brometheus complexion
Anonymous No.214641915
>>214634023
I love the 2nd and 3rd movies because they are just dark comedies with Angela killing people. Hope it captures that tone.
Anonymous No.214642091 >>214643175 >>214643328
>>214634023
Can't be any worse than the fourth movie
Anonymous No.214643175
>>214642091
>Literally unfinished

Why release It then? Desperate cashgrab?
Anonymous No.214643328
>>214642091
Kek'd at Felissa doing that batshit grin.
Anonymous No.214643423
>>214636027
>GET OUT AGAIN
Anonymous No.214643546 >>214643647 >>214644445 >>214651935
Nope is a good movie.
Anonymous No.214643647
>>214643546
It's okay. I think it looks great but parts of it sort of drag for me. It's a lot better than Us at any rate.
Anonymous No.214643929
Anonymous No.214643940 >>214651541
>>214636998
It was lowkey hilarious that Brody was utterly useless on the boat despite being the capable protagonist up to that point
Anonymous No.214644445 >>214644763
>>214643546
It's the best Peele movie by far. I wish Yeun's part was bigger though, he was such an interesting character. Wouldve been better if Jesse Plemons played it like he was going to do originally, but I still liked him a lot.
Anonymous No.214644587
Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Day of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>Dawn of the Dead (2004)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street series
>Leprechaun series
>The Fly (1986)
>Nope
Anonymous No.214644645 >>214651480
>>214636403
SEX
Anonymous No.214644763 >>214645513
>>214644445
>Jesse Plemons played it like he was going to do originally
Explain
Anonymous No.214645087
>Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy!
Anonymous No.214645105 >>214645433 >>214648296
Anonymous No.214645314 >>214645434 >>214645551
I asked you guys to rec me found footage movies and nobody answered :(
Anonymous No.214645433
>>214645105
worth it
Anonymous No.214645434 >>214645813
>>214645314
Have I made you watch The Triangle (2016) yet?
Anonymous No.214645508
remakes you didn't know existed
Anonymous No.214645513
>>214644763
>In February 2021, it was reported that Jesse Plemons turned down a role in favor of starring in Killers of the Flower Moon
Not many roles in the movie he could've played, and he's perfect for the "former chubby child actor turned shady theme park owner" part. Jupe wasn't really a good guy and he was taking advantage of OJ and his sister in some way but you did feel bad for him, which is a step in the right direction regarding Peele's portrayal of white or white-coded characters.
Anonymous No.214645551
>>214645314
sorry anon, Ive been busy today. what about uhhhh deadstream
Anonymous No.214645813
>>214645434
No, added to the list.
Anonymous No.214645929
Today i'm watching Clownhouse, by our favourite boy lover Victor Salva.
Anonymous No.214645999 >>214647401 >>214648115
>>214634321
The film is not "libcoded" just because there is a transgirl in it. The point is you're supposed to be grossed out at her having a penis. It's not subversive, it's not even really transphobic either it's just meant to be shocking
Anonymous No.214646077 >>214646105 >>214646393
What's that one horror movie that starts with the main kid spying on his naked older sister?
Anonymous No.214646094
>>214634503
I'm sorry to be a noob but what are you supposed to do with this string? Are you supposed to paste it into a command line or is this a file on PB or something?
Anonymous No.214646101 >>214646328 >>214646420 >>214646479 >>214648963 >>214651624 >>214651935
>the villain is just misunderstood
>despite being a horrible mass murderer, he's still not evil enough to say the n word
>... and he won't kick the heckin doggo!
Anonymous No.214646105 >>214646393
>>214646077
Halloween
Anonymous No.214646328 >>214646459
>>214646101
Based
Anonymous No.214646393 >>214646527
>>214646105
>>214646077
Also The Funhouse
Anonymous No.214646420 >>214646459
>>214646101
This is actually based as shit and youre a third worlder if you believe otherwise (the reason your home fell so far behind is because you dipshits ate the dogs instead of using and befriending them)
Anonymous No.214646459
>>214646328
>>214646420
The horror of all the death and gore does not amount to the REAL horror: to live as a black woman in America ... that's wisdom for you
Anonymous No.214646479 >>214651796
>>214646101
Jason can't speak though, I'm sure he'd say the n word if he could. Also, even though I dont mind animals dying in movies, I respect people with strong convictions especially if they're not harmful to anyone, like that one c-tier actor who refuses to kiss women on camera out of respect for his wife.
Anonymous No.214646527
>>214646393
yo that's the one
Anonymous No.214646624 >>214646679
Anyone else used to love horror when they were a pretentious child who was unperturbed by gore that didn't affect them because they were living in the foreverness and eternity of youth - only to, years later, realize that people actually die and it is kind of hard to look at blood and guts the same anymore?
Anonymous No.214646629
>>214634768
Wish I could have been a teenager during that time.
Anonymous No.214646679 >>214646746 >>214646820
>>214646624
the opposite
Anonymous No.214646699 >>214646721 >>214656053 >>214656145
Anonymous No.214646714 >>214646785
>drugs are... LE BAD!
I enjoyed it
Anonymous No.214646721
>>214646699
why did she do it?
Anonymous No.214646746 >>214646820
>>214646679
Man. Wheeeew. I can't even - would I be better off if I was abused as a child? Fuck me, I can't figure any of this out
Anonymous No.214646785 >>214646944
>>214646714
If they make you act like an "artist" then they are bad, yes. Looking at your screencap I can see a disturbed person trying to understand art.
Anonymous No.214646820
>>214646679
>>214646746
Follow up, I wonder if you saw my cousin on her episode of 20/20 or Snapped. Maybe I was screwed up early on?
Anonymous No.214646916 >>214646947 >>214647013
what was that?
Anonymous No.214646944 >>214647229
>>214646785
my read of the film is that the vampire is a metaphor for overdose and the main characters attraction to her is because the deaths caused by overdose tend to help him, but its a false helping because these deaths are indicative of the overall decline of the Bad City. the oil field imagery reinforces that the society benefits from sucking her people dry and the suffering of the impoverished is caused by neglect and that neglect leads to short term efficiencies, but long term detriment.
Anonymous No.214646947
>>214646916
Behind you!
Anonymous No.214647013
>>214646916
it's just the wind

*farts*
Anonymous No.214647117
Bros, I just learned the Mortal Kombat II movie is delayed to May 2026. They're going for the whole summer blockbuster thing.
Anonymous No.214647229
>>214646944
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.214647339 >>214651866
>>214634230
>>214636448
It's my number one. Idk how I started talking nonsense about wrestling when this was itt. Fuck, man. I can write you pages on it at the drop of a dime. Was rough when it was still new to market, seeing people laugh and jeer about "haha that movie was CRAZY lol!" :( it is the most adamant demand to any viewers to cherish life, the lyrics alone tell you what it all meant. Only song I ever learned on guitar or piano is Write Once (live as you please)
Anonymous No.214647401
>>214645999
Esp. since half the people who saw it didn't figure out the twist till the end so the most you get is some implied girl power revenge vibes that they manage to still keep sort of ambiguous.
Anonymous No.214648115
>>214645999
>The film is not "libcoded" just because there is a transgirl in it.
i get it, i wrote a lot. you got too tired to read the whole post.
Anonymous No.214648296
>>214645105
Cute
Anonymous No.214648963 >>214649069 >>214651624
>>214646101
White actors are such cucks
Anonymous No.214649069
>>214648963
White blue collar looking actor that wears a mask the whole time makes a fuss about kicking a dog but doenst have the balls to fight the wokism is Hollywood.
Anonymous No.214649182 >>214649222
confused by the twist but i eventually came to understand it and the overall timeline of events, though i'm still a bit iffy on when this movie is supposed to take place
really good movie though. great acting, good cinematography and blocking (became a little bit of a game for me to spot the hidden ghost)
starts out slow with a couple exciting events leading up to the twist
probably the best in the series
Anonymous No.214649222
>>214649182
I will check this out. The posters for the first films look like shit so I noped out.
Anonymous No.214649376 >>214649384
What's that horror movie where there's a floating kid in an asian school assembly? Maybe it's nuns, I just remember black and white outfits.
Anonymous No.214649384 >>214649491 >>214651053
>>214649376
that would be the fatal frame movie
Anonymous No.214649424 >>214649596 >>214650214
If you want to goon, watch this
Anonymous No.214649437 >>214649529 >>214649533 >>214649553
Riddle me this - does a good horror movie need nice tiddies?
Anonymous No.214649491
>>214649384
yeah, that's it. i guess there are nuns there too.
Anonymous No.214649527 >>214649572 >>214649621
Surprisingly enough, there have been three good horror movies in this decade, Red Rooms and the two by Kurosawa last year. So 2024 was one of the best years for horror ever.
Anonymous No.214649529
>>214649437
no, good horror needs one of three things (though all three can always happen): sex, gore, and violence
no sex? it better have good gore and/or good violence
no gore? it better have good violence and/or sex
no violence? it better have good sex and/or gore
if it has none then it is truly unsalvageable
Anonymous No.214649533
>>214649437
no, but it can't hurt
Anonymous No.214649553 >>214649584
>>214649437
No, but a bad one does
Anonymous No.214649572 >>214650544
>>214649527
thought kurosawa died in the 90s
Anonymous No.214649574
>>214634503
Scream Romulus

I don't come to these threads due to retards posting "shudder originals" and other crapola just because it's labeled horror
Anonymous No.214649584
>>214649553
I like your answer
Anonymous No.214649596
>>214649424
>delirium 1987
not /hor/ dumbass
Anonymous No.214649597 >>214649643 >>214651929
>>214634656
Which Dracula movie is this? I was hoping it was the Besson one but cinematography actually looks good. Is Besson one available in decent quality yet?
Anonymous No.214649621
>>214649527
>red rooms
not /hor/ retard
Anonymous No.214649643 >>214649667
>>214649597
that's the besson one
only version out rn has hardcoded polish subs
Anonymous No.214649667
>>214649643
Looks nice, would love to have her cummed on as it was the custom with gypsies then
Anonymous No.214650214 >>214650234
>>214649424
Italian tits are wonderful.
Anonymous No.214650234 >>214650433
>>214650214
Is it a good horror film first and foremost?
Anonymous No.214650433 >>214651716
>>214650234
It's alright, has some quite nice surreal visuals.
Anonymous No.214650544
>>214649572
> He's still ghost-directing.
Anonymous No.214650716
Torso was a fun giallo/thriller film. It does a better job than most other gialli at making you guess the killer’s identity, even if it is pretty obvious. Feel like it needed to be gorier towards the end though. The killer cuts up 3 of his victims in the house and there’s literally no blood on the ground, the final fight is pretty goofy too
Anonymous No.214651053
>>214649384
Thank God. For a moment I thought anon was describing Total Eclipse Of The Heart.
Anonymous No.214651197
>>214637044
Frankenhooker has a big orgy scene
Anonymous No.214651257
>>214639079
>what if she actually got the role and then the final reveal is she has a pussy and she's been a real woman all along, pretending to be a tranny just for clout?
kek based twist. I think it'd upset everyone.
Anonymous No.214651377 >>214654499
why is this so fucking funny
Anonymous No.214651405
>>214637387
When Evil Lurks
Anonymous No.214651480
>>214636403
>>214644645
fyi it's a boobies body suit
just mentioning it so it hurts less
Anonymous No.214651541
>>214643940
kek true.
I like that they didn't belabor the Mayors part too much as well. Once they get on the boat there's no arc about townspeople taking revenge or any of that. Speilberg aced it by turning the film towards the shark.
Anonymous No.214651624 >>214651912 >>214657370
>>214646101
based
>>214648963
likely eating monkey soup while typing this
Anonymous No.214651716
>>214650433
I will check it out
Anonymous No.214651756 >>214652446
Any kinos where big vampire tiddies are suckled upon?
Anonymous No.214651796
>>214646479
If you’re talking about Patrick McGoohan or Neal McDonough you can shut your fat spastic mouth. Outside of them, enlighten me but tread carefully because there’s a real danger you’re just a fucking moronic CUNT.
Anonymous No.214651866
>>214647339
go off dude I'll read it.
the Write Once performance to me is one of the goat film endings for sure. I've seen different translations but they're all good. In a way it strikes at the heart of all horror films, which is a memento mori.
It has a good hook as a film because a) the lurid high concept title and b) "wacky Japan" aspect. But the film itself has all this morbid suffering in it as well. I haven't read much into the real meaning of the elements, but I felt it as a film that doesn't solve the enigma of the suicides in the film but says a lot about life and death outside of them.
Anonymous No.214651912 >>214652078 >>214652098
>>214651624
You and wife probably sleep in the same bed as the dog
Anonymous No.214651929
>>214649597
It's actually a decent film - I would wait because the hardcoded subs actually ruin it a bit.
From reviews I thought it was going to be terrible which was the only reason I watched it early.
Anonymous No.214651935 >>214652064
>>214646101
Based.

>>214643546
It’s easily Peele’s best film by a mile. They really could have stood to trim down some elements though.
Speaking of Peele his producing abilities aren’t that good compared to his directorial skills, since HIM is getting hit hard in reviews.
Anonymous No.214652064
>>214651935
Producer is a bullshit marketing role most of the time. They read the script and go, "cool dude. you should play my favourite song while this scene happens". Wouldn't surprise me if Peele was charging the studio to put his name on the poster.
Anonymous No.214652078
>>214651912
Yeah, we are white. This is what whites do.
Anonymous No.214652098 >>214652289
>>214651912
you do the same you just eat the dog first
Anonymous No.214652183
>>214634704
This. Its a comfy feeling/aesthetic
Anonymous No.214652228 >>214652565 >>214652577 >>214652705 >>214652786 >>214654286 >>214654494
>>214633887 (OP)
>girl asked me for horror film recs
wat do?

I need to say Scream at least
Anonymous No.214652247
If every man had a Smile wife, there'd be no wars.
Anonymous No.214652289
>>214652098
Calm down, Tim. The doorbell is ringing.
Anonymous No.214652351 >>214652400
Can't believe Parker is going to release his Possession remake before Smile 3. That is retarded, but maybe it has a non as the protag, so it's not worth the hype.
Anonymous No.214652400 >>214652419 >>214652425 >>214654095
>>214652351
on the big list of "absolutely does not need a remake", Possession is near the top
Anonymous No.214652419
>>214652400
Yeah, I know how it inspired his films a lot, but there's nothing about it that is really dated or needed improvement. I guess a remake would cause more people to seek out the original.
Anonymous No.214652425
>>214652400
Absolutely. Same with Gugadadingo's upcoming American Psycho.
Anonymous No.214652446
>>214651756
Not sucked on, but Doctor Vampire has a scene where a vampire woman gets a sword stabbed through her big tits from the side like a shishkebab
Anonymous No.214652565
>>214652228
suggest Maniac (2012), make sure she knows not to bother you with foolish questions in the future.
Anonymous No.214652577
>>214652228
Recommend The Substance
Anonymous No.214652705 >>214652919
>>214652228
If you want to know if she’s a keeper, recommend Peter Jackson’s Braindead as the best horror comedy out there.
Anonymous No.214652753 >>214652766 >>214653175
Even though most modern horrors piss me off, I feel like at some point we're gonna get a new big budget kino purely because studios see that horror makes money and so budgets rise.
Warner Brothers has printed money so far this year. Out of their 13 major films, 5 were horror (Sinners, FD: Bloodlines, Weapons, Conjuring, Companion).
Anonymous No.214652766
>>214652753
We are so back
Anonymous No.214652786
>>214652228
Give her movies where females raped and tortured and killed. Any giallo.
Anonymous No.214652919
>>214652705
Dead Alive is its more common name anon.

On another note, has anyone watched Megan 2 yet? the first one was a great movie for watching with friends
Anonymous No.214652937 >>214653045
>>214634321
you’re as bad as an evangelical square pegging every round hole to make everything actually about christianity.
Anonymous No.214653045
>>214652937
Cope. Libtard.
Anonymous No.214653175
>>214652753
>Out of their 13 major films, 5 were horror
And they're all terrible.
Anonymous No.214653227 >>214653350
Sleepaway Camp is leftcoded because the pedos are the bad guys.
Anonymous No.214653350 >>214654276
>>214653227
The killer is a tranny, though, so it's actually right coded. Same with Smile. The monster's first form is literally a tranny (male actor wearing female clothes). And you could consider the second form when it 'transitions' becoming a monstrosity.
Anonymous No.214653786 >>214653924 >>214653989
I like horror movies where the horrific supernatural aspect is just treated as a problem that the characters have to troubleshoot and fix but the rest of the movie is just like a regular drama; like "the killing of a secret deer", "rosemary's baby", "the exorcist" and things like that
Anonymous No.214653924
>>214653786
watch The Changeling
Anonymous No.214653989
>>214653786
not hor
Anonymous No.214654095
>>214652400
Nothing needs a remake.
Anonymous No.214654139 >>214654176 >>214654258
Possession aged perfectly. It is still pure estrogen.
Anonymous No.214654166 >>214654176 >>214654240
>>214634044
What does her other bf like?
Anonymous No.214654176 >>214654198 >>214654239
>>214654139
>>214654166
Anonymous No.214654198 >>214654211
>>214654176
What are you talking about?
Anonymous No.214654211 >>214654239
>>214654198
Anonymous No.214654239
>>214654176
>>214654211
Lmao
Anonymous No.214654240
>>214654166
I am the other bf, anon
Anonymous No.214654248
>Norwegian filmmaker Joachim RΓΈnning (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Tron Ares) is headed out to sea with the survival movie Here Be Monsters, and Deadline reports this afternoon that Paramount has acquired the project with β€œfranchise ambitions.”
>β€œThey asked to keep the content specifics under wraps, other than to call it an intense survival thriller at sea reminiscent of films like Alien and The Thing.”
Anonymous No.214654254 >>214654275 >>214654307
horrors about being stuck in a loop?
Anonymous No.214654258
>>214654139
Yeah. You can see Noseratu took lots of inspiration from Possession.
Anonymous No.214654275
>>214654254
>the Triangle
>Coherance
Anonymous No.214654276 >>214656037
>>214653350
>The killer is a tranny
That actually doesn't matter
>male actor wearing female clothes
Welcome to movies and acting
Anonymous No.214654286 >>214654343 >>214654368
>>214652228
Lowlifes
Anonymous No.214654307
>>214654254
Happy Death Day
Anonymous No.214654343 >>214654375 >>214655039
>>214654286
Mogged by the mom.
Anonymous No.214654368 >>214654419
>>214654286
you mean to tell me you could have been posting that smoking hot milf instead this whole time?
Anonymous No.214654375
>>214654343
Wrong, cuck
Anonymous No.214654419
>>214654368
We watch Lowlifes for Amanda Fix
Anonymous No.214654494
>>214652228
Black Christmas and Halloween for older ones
Probably some A24 shit like midsommar if she doesn’t like old movies
Anonymous No.214654499
>>214651377
Its great, part 3 is also fun
Anonymous No.214654710 >>214654780 >>214654842
Lowlifes 2 when?
Anonymous No.214654780 >>214654842
>>214654710
Soon. Cant wait to see Amanda Fix get blacked
Anonymous No.214654842
>>214654710
Hopefully soon my friend. The world needs more Amanda Fix kino.
>>214654780
She is not for blacked.
Anonymous No.214655039 >>214655083 >>214655239
>>214654343
for me, it's the other sister
Anonymous No.214655083 >>214655118
>>214655039
Mogged by Amanda Fix
Anonymous No.214655118 >>214655136 >>214655205
>>214655083
>/hor/ chad with all the lowlaifus under his wing
>pissman in the background
Anonymous No.214655136
>>214655118
>/hor/ chad
Little does he know…
Anonymous No.214655170
>>214634044
"Frankenstein's Army" is some classic B-movie gory schlock.
Anonymous No.214655205 >>214655259 >>214655382
>>214655118
>”chad” in the front
>bull in the back
Anonymous No.214655239
>>214655039
What a hor
Anonymous No.214655259
>>214655205
kek
Anonymous No.214655288 >>214655417 >>214655809 >>214655879
Going to watch Lowlifes tonight. Great suggestion /hor/
Anonymous No.214655382 >>214655400
>>214655205
Not a single person ever has looked at a 5'5 indian janitor and gone, "yeah, that's the chad in this situation"
Anonymous No.214655400 >>214655493
>>214655382
Your β€œchad” has a bull, dumb ass
Anonymous No.214655417 >>214655879
>>214655288
Based
Anonymous No.214655419
Anonymous No.214655493
>>214655400
mega copium lmao
Anonymous No.214655556 >>214656037
Seethe
Anonymous No.214655809 >>214655852
>>214655288
>Tubi original
Anonymous No.214655852
>>214655809
Problem, cuck?
Anonymous No.214655879 >>214656008
>>214655288
>>214655417
Nobody is falling for your samefaggotry, faggot cuck jeet.
CreepyThinMan No.214655913
>>214633887 (OP)

Fucking sad that cheapo B movies from 30+ years ago are more watchable than the shit out over the last 30!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.214655939
>>214633887 (OP)
Any other Monique Gabrielle films worth watching? Is Scream Queen Hot Tub Party a meme or actual film.
CreepyThinMan No.214655953
>>214634044
>Looking for some movies to watch with my gf, she enjoyed The Necro Files with me.
>captcha: ORGY W

If The Necro Files is to your taste, check out LA AIDS Jabber, Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell, Redneck Zombies, Blood Cult, Boardinghouse!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.214656008 >>214656696
>>214655879
Take your meds, schizo cuck
CreepyThinMan No.214656022
>>214634158
>Monique Gabrielle best girl.
>>214640945
>>214641144

Can confirm with her page at Vintage Erotica, a virus free website with nudes of virtually every woman in existence......

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=5442&highlight=Monique+Gabrielle

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.214656037
>>214654276
>That actually doesn't matter
It's part of the whole reveal, it's very much saying how trannies are raised to be mentally ill freaks. Why bother showing any upbringing if it didn't matter?
>>214655556
Take your meds. Suspria fucking sucks. Mogged by Smile.
CreepyThinMan No.214656053 >>214656073 >>214656100 >>214656125
>>214646699
Anonymous No.214656073 >>214656152
>>214656053
Lol
Anonymous No.214656100 >>214656127
>>214656053
This movie is on our banned list btw
CreepyThinMan No.214656125
>>214656053
Anonymous No.214656127
>>214656100
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.214656145
>>214646699
Great ass
CreepyThinMan No.214656152 >>214656202
>>214656073

You ain't seen nothing yet....!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.214656189
I'll bake then
CreepyThinMan No.214656202 >>214656421
>>214656152

I'm just going to post some ROTLD A.I. pics and don't fucking start with "SLOP, SLOP, SLOP!!!" like a fucking NPC!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.214656235
>>214633933
watched this and can confirm it is shit and not worth the waifu.
Anonymous No.214656236
new
>>214656229
>>214656229
>>214656229
>>214656229
>>214656229
CreepyThinMan No.214656421
>>214656202

Poster variations based on art styles and check out my 30th anniversary review at my friends site.....

https://www.popticnerve.com/2022/07/the-return-of-living-deadfact.html

And Night of the Living Dead review.....

https://youtu.be/TAPI5JFXjJw?si=fzrCjBGfTN9Je5ae

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.214656696
>>214656008
Anonymous No.214656857
>>214634023
over/under on BBC/WF scenes?
Anonymous No.214657370
>>214651624
he's a jeet, he's eating cow dung soup, rather