Thread 214645887

Bravo Noah.

How many eggs are still left to be hatched for the XenoMother to control?

>>214645887 (OP)
>[clicking] is now the new Dracarys
Bravo

>bullets did nothing
so, that's how zoomers and gen alpha roll? with a Mary Sue alien?

>>214645887 (OP)
KINO XENO

>>214645887 (OP)
Dropped this shit when I heard the next episode is a flashback episode. Absolute garbage.

>>214646424
I usually hate flashbacks and fuck lost for making shows have flashbacks. But the one on alien earth was actually great

>>214645887 (OP)
I'm assuming you cut out the last 18 seconds where the red haired girl looks at the camera and holds up a bottle of Off® insect repellent while listing off doctors warnings.

I honestly think the Peter Pan thing could have been good if only they didn't make it so explicit. Give the characters sensible names, don't call the island Neverland, don't do the explicit intertextual references. Just let it be a neat thing that fans pick up on like the alphabetical ordered naming of androids throughout the series (well, until it got ruined).

>>214645887 (OP)
Oh I see. So this is kind of like Westworld season 2 pass

>>214646319
Xeno isn't the Mary Sue, its being controled by the Mary Sue

>>214645887 (OP)
fucking apologize

>>214646319
>>214646610
Mary Xue

>>214646542
Ash, Bishop, then what?

>>214646632
Fuck off Ridley you senile hack, i'm sorry you lost your marbles.

>>214646696
Ash, Andy
Bishop,
Call in Resurection,
David in prometheus,
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Kirsh
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M
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P
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Rook
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Walter
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They were doing well up until David

>>214646398
>Aliens are now camo colored
I thought they were supposed to be black, what happened

>>214648303
Aliens can be different colors. The host they hatch from can alter their appearance. The comics had several different alien types besides the standard panther style and they came in blue and green as well as the standard black.

>>214646398
>TV xeno looks like shit/guy in a suit
surprise!

>>214645887 (OP)
>It's ok that the b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶s̶ aliens are violent because they didn't want to be here in the first place.
subtle

>>214645887 (OP)
>psychopathic bloodlust
These women are insane.

>>214648411
>The comics had
imagine being the kind of person who says this.

>>214648727
>the mindless drones whose only physical and mental aim is to reproduce through parasiting off hosts of a different species is the stand in for POCs

>>214650186
Imagine being the kind of person who holds movies and TV as the standard when they're like... this. Way worse than any comics.

>>214645887 (OP)
so glad i dropped this never-canon cringefest a good few weeks ago. there are a couple of good xeno shots and otherwise it's painful to watch

I wish Blomkamp was given a chance at the franchise.

>>214651051
Blomkamp ruins his movies with "The Message", and only randomly, sparsely sprinkles some kino visuals and action scenes here and there. No.

>>214650186
What an embarrassing statement. You're on 4chan. You have no ground to stand on to socially shame anyone like some goddamn woman. Now go get fucked like one. Comics are based and the best and cheapest form of entertainment and not Jewish slop with degenerates playing pretend.

The show clearly presents Wendy's action there as monstrous, not as a YASS SLAY QUEEN thing.

Her brother is the only character that's plainly presented as a good guy and he already turned on her.

>>214651153
Her heel turn is such nonsense. Why? How? When? All this because they erased Nibs' mind, a character she barely talked to in the show before Ep 6?
>>214651090
You're on /tv/, fucking idiot. Otherwise, I agree. But film and TV are way better than comics now. But not a high bar to clear.

>>214651051
on one hand, this would've retconned Alien 3.
But... I'm not sure it would even be better than Alien 3.

>>214651183
She's a weird robot thing with an emulated children's mind, who the fuck knows what someone like that is going to do.

>>214645887 (OP)
holy FUCKING jesus christ
I knew it would be bad
but I never dreamed it would be THAT bad
oh fucking hell
fucking jesus christ everything is shit now
every single new thing made is shit
how the fuck is this even possible

>>214651051
Same. He would have got the series back on track to where everybody wants it to be: an actual sequel not these stupid prequels.

>>214651051
What's that scene from?

>>214651183
well he saw the grave of his real sister and the carnage of dead soldiers that his robo sis caused and he quit it there

>>214645887 (OP)
What's with the ugly autistic women screeching and whistling?

>>214652301
They are strong and independent robokids, for real lol

>>214651245

They're not making shows and movies anymore, they're just making something that's good enough for people to talk about for a day or two and generate "buzz" online. After that it will quickly be forgotten as everyone moves onto the next thing.
Notice how none of the recent movies/shows have any lasting value. They're pure slop, just churned out so something is produced, etc...
All the writing (in this and contemporary shows/movies) is simply reconfiguring elements that people are familiar with.
Also a lot of the qualified writers, prop manufacturers, set designers, etc... are phased out or have quit or got fired so everything can be staffed with younger people that simply don't give a fuck. Competency plummeted. Everything likely has to go through 20 rounds of approval with execs and marketing people and focus groups so noone sane wants to deal with that, and consequently everyone that stays on board is some npc stooge that is just nodding away to whatever the suits tell them. They're just happy they have a corpo studio job and free coffee and snacks and they can tweet how happy they are at their npc job.

>>214645887 (OP)
>Waiting for the full show to release so I can marathon it
>See this webm
>Not going to bother
the fuck...that looks like complete ass.

>>214645887 (OP)
>XHALEESI
really? when is she gone get a flying one?

>>214652441
is this decadence irreversible? do we need the entire industry to completely fail before it can be built up again? before talent and skills make a comeback?

>>214652493
Are you me?

>>214646398
Why is the xeno wearing gloves?

>>214645887 (OP)
The trailer looked really expensive. This looks like direct to video slop. I hate when they do this. Film like one expensive scene per episode, edit a trailer and the actual bulk of the show looks like crappy TV.

>>214652061
Nothing, it's some shitty fanart, it doesn't even have to do with Blomkamp's idea

>>214652301
She is not a human.

I think im getting insane. The twist that wendy, her bother and the kids are xenomorphs in robot bodies is extremely obvious since episode 2 or 3 but the whole fucking internet pretends to not see it. This is the most obvious twist of all times. No one acts like kids in robots but like aliens in robots. HOW IS NO ONE SEEING THIS. JUST LOOK AT THE STUPID FACES.

The whole rotten l*eddit is full of "teachers" saying how those children act just like their children. WTF. Is everything a bot now? Are we even human anymore? Is there any living real human left in the internet? IS this the post AI rapture timeline already?

Will the whole internet have surprise pikachu face when wendy is a xenomorph next week? WHAT A TWIST. joe hermit JOE HERMIT. WHAT A TWIST. Will everyone applaud the actress for her stunning portrait of a xenomorph shackled in a human body? (The only good thing about this piece of shit) Will the eye go into the billionaire? ? ?

Such a good idea gone to shit.

>>214645887 (OP)
this is so cringe and shitty
i can tell it was written by women, onions boys and gays

>>214652639
nigga wtf are you talking about, that trillioner faggot didn't even know that xenos exist until he saw them after the ship crashed and the kids were already made at that time.
Also it showed that the kids were actually kids before they transition to their robo bodies

>>214652639
dumb baby retard

>>214645887 (OP)
Wtf is this?
Who are these ugly people?

>>214652886
If I had to guess
>The producer's daughter
>The executive producer's son
>The other executive producer's daughter

>>214652639
>wendy, her bother and the kids are xenomorphs in robot bodies
jesus that would be unbelievable levels of atrocious, and thus i believe it will happen.

>>214652886
i think thats the worst part
like if they had actually attractive people playing these kids it wouldnt piss me off so much

>>214645887 (OP)
Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.

>>214653055

They/them look like a female to male tranny

after episode 7 i feel embarrassed and humiliated for having watched the show at all.
should have know this would happen.
>no studio can produce kino in 2025+

>>214653513
Everyone with working braincells stopped at ep2.

>>214653055
nigga you gay

>>214646319
they do but the elite special forces squad just missed every shot
haha better luck next time

>>214646632
>Mr Scott, we should have yet another Ripley female protag-ACK
Scott was based, if Fede and Scott's opinions are respected, then I cant wait for the Romulus sequel to hopefully tie in the Covenant story back again

>>214653746
not canon

>>214652796
>>214652858
>>214652931
just look at the acting of the kids. THEY ARE NOT HUMANS. wtf. Why is no one seeing this?

They move like xenomorphs, they have non human group dynamics, they talk with xenomorphs.

ALL THE KIDS ACTORS HAVE THE FUCKING ALIEN HEAD SHAPE. very narrow faces.

Yeah they have this giant isolated secured island facility just to look how human children inside robot bodies would behave.
Guess what happens? They are humans. No one needs all this crap. That changes if you put non humans in the bodies.

The acting (and some sets) is the only good thing on this show and everyone ignores it.

Fuckign hell we are in the robot apocalypse.

>>214653801
movies > some rando show
Sorry Romulus already confirmed the black goo and Prometheus as canon. Not to mention, other forms of media have embraced them as well. If anything, Noah has fucked up the lore from the OG movies and his show should be placed under the AVP canon for this. What bugs me is the idea that countries dont exist and corps rule everything. Like then why USCM? what happened to Three World Empire? United Americas?. Why doesn't the colonial marines take orders from Burke in Aliens if corps rule everything? Noah clearly doesnt love the OG movies that much if he just decided to not give a shit.

>>214653913
not to mention the shrink gun, can't believe people aren't seeing it

>>214653913
Retarded reddit theory. Go fuck yourself, faggot

>>214652582
>>214652493
Episode 5 is a stand alone episode worth a watch.
I liked the Eye. The ticks were great too

>>214653913
here you bro I hope these help

>>214645887 (OP)
Xenos is an okay store

>>214654019
Romulus not canon.

>>214654019
not canon
make alien 5 or fuck off

>>214654096
Reddit opinion
>>214654112
>Alien 5
Yeah the south African guy from district 9 hasn't made a good film since like district 9 and the script was horrible and generic, the good old "Company wants aliens to use as weapons" as if we have not seen that shit before, even Jurassic park went that way in the new movies, BOOOORING.
Also, the derelict was gonna be ret-conned into being some alien ship, meaning the space jockey was just a melted xeno sperm baby or some shit. Way to kill the mystery worse than Prometheus haters cry about.

>>214645887 (OP)
I've never watched this show, but holy fuck what is going on in this trash? The weird eyeball thing, taming Xenos, whatever the fuck was just in this webm.

I thought it was just going to be about a Xeno outbreak on Earth.

>>214654217
that's not alien 5 that was gonna be alien 3b
wouldn't be canon
make alien 5
good or bad, it would be canon

>>214654283
Took me a minute to figure out because autism but all of these threads are ironic. This show looks like absolute trash, the kind of thing that you would expect from a TV show in 2025.

>>214654038
>>214654043
>>214654084
Ok you fucks.

Episode 1 minute 44

"So you wanna help him?"
*xenomorph in human body face*
"look at her face, her body language, I mean if i dont know better id say she was human."
"I am human" *in the most non human tone*
*he throws unexpected ball*
*she catches and throws back in most inhuman way possible*


Maybe a little to on the nose.

Her very first words on the show in her "original" body:

"what is it?"
"this is a scorpion"
...
...
"think what a scorpion must feel trapped under glass, menaced by giants."

HE IS TALKING ABOUT HER. She is the scorpion.

Just think. A 10+ year old child not knowing what a scorpion is? BECASUE SHE IS NOT A HUMAN CHILD.

>>214654283
The 3 humans are not humans. They are ayys in robot bodies.

>>214652061
Concept art. MEW was slated to be cast as the ice cold corporate rep. We were robbed of kino.

>>214645887 (OP)
retarded as fuck

>>214651200
>I'm not sure it would even be better than Alien 3.
I've had shits that were better than Alien 3. 3fags just giggle about rape goggles whilst overlooking the fact that the movie is dogshit from start to finish, even Brian Glover and Charles Dance couldn't save it.

>>214645887 (OP)
>>Mary Sue, synth version.
>>Incest and pedophilia, synth to human, human to synth.

LGBTQ propaganda just got an aggressive upgrade.

>>214645887 (OP)
Sorry if its a dumb scene but taking out that guys leg while its biting the other one is kino and so is that crazy red head bitch hissing and smiling.

>>214652639
>>214653913
You are a schizo. The kids do act like kids. All of them do, even Wendy. Wendy is obviously an antagonist too, its really silly how people think she is the protagonist.
The only good child synth who is not completely evil or retarded is Curley but she has weird daddy issues.

>>214655233
>"look at her face, her body language, I mean if i dont know better id say she was human.
Why would you say that to a human

>>214655384
She is not technically a human, she is a synth and she has human memories/personality uploaded into her. They dont call them human in the show they call them hybrids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPa5oVG-nII

>>214655461
Why can she speak with aliens? Why can she FEEL the aliens? Why does she FUCKING ACT LIKE AN ALIEN?

>>214655662
she's a robot with autism

>>214655969
Ooh, I saw a predator movie about that. Autism makes them the perfect predator of the universe. Truly the best super power.

>>214646472
>the one on alien earth was actually great
Was it fuck you maniac

>>214654727
Thanks for confirming you have never watched the assembly cut, please get a vasectomy.

>>214646398
>The Sci-Fy Original "Xenomorphers"

Who want they xussy ate?

>>214656219
>Somebody eating xussy?! Dig in!

>>214656351
I look like this

So AE is about covid and that's a good thing? And the main character is seen as a good person who spreads it?

Wait this is an immigration metaphor.

>>214646398
David did not create the Xenomorphs for this

>>214656597
That's what xenos look like when they don't get enough wheat in their diet

>>214655662
she doesnt "feel" them, she hears their frequencies. The aliens talk to each other using sounds that are imperceptible to the human ear. Kinda like how the egg hatched in the lab even though no one was near it, the alien in the tank let it know it could get that guy.

>>214656643
there is no such thing as a wheat deficiency, in fact wheat has such poor nutrients they add more vitamins to it and eve nthen you need ot eat a bunch of other stuff to make your diet "balanced" and healthy. Its a meme food for plebs.

>>214656756
Why is she calling the facehuggers babies? Why was the black kid at the moment of the chestbuster on the beach saying its a baby? A baby is the first thought when that thing burst through a chest?

Explain this:
Wendy can hear the aliens. The new body gives hear the ability.
Wendy can speak to the aliens. The new body gives hear the ability.
But why does wendy understand the language and can speak it? Because she is an alien.

The body only gives her the physical abilities to do that. Who gave her the mental abilities? She has them already. Because she is xenomorph.

You dont believe it. ok they "programmed" it in.They actually translated the alien language. Why use a dumb kid to wield it? Why not upload an educated adult into the body? Because the whole kids thing is to hide the fact that they are strange because they are aliens.

Why is the red head hissing like an alien?

>>214656779
Trust this guy. He knows wheat.

>>214656779
>there is no such thing as a wheat deficiency
We don't know enough about xenomorph biology to say that. A need for wheat in the diet of a xenomorph would explain why David was growing it in Covenant. After all, as a android he doesn't need to eat. Hopefully, the show goes into more detail about the diet of the Xenomorphs, and why, if wheat is necessary for Xenomorph survival, David would created them that way. Why would you create a predatory species with a need for wheat? Did David intend for the Xenomorphs to settle down and become an agrarian species? Xenomorph villages with Xenomorph villagers with Xenomorph farms and Xenomorph farmers. Is that David's grand vision for the Xenomorph species -- Xenomorph civilization?

>>214645887 (OP)
Good thing these trained soldiers can't shoot a stationary target. Seriously, the xeno would be shot to death while mauling the first guy.

>>214645887 (OP)
Honestly, I apologize as Gen X you kids get the Millennial Writing thing. Pretty unfair but you gotta admit at least we get the people going you know? People get pissed and we can write all of our fantasies. Its pretty based haha. Gen X writers rule.