Thread 214648988

HOH: Vince
Noms: TBD
Veto: TBD

previously on /bb/: >>214634998

First for based retard Keanu

I hate everyone left.

imagine after all of this vincenzo-kun doesnt even get a crumb

BB UNLOCKED TONIGHT!!!

>>214649037
it really do be like that

I think I'm going to apply even though I'll probably miss the birth of my child during filming. I think this will help me get through casting.

My wife will probably leave me but I'm hoping for a showmance with a girl like Lauren. She really opened my eyes to what a woman can be.

Ashley was retarded for voting out Lauren desu. She needed someone in the house to take out Keanu and/or break up Morgan/Vince. She has to rely on herself or Ava winning a comp now kek.

>>214649037
wtf you don't like the rat who betrayed every ally, or motormouth, or the big retard, or the chick trying to win afp, or the dumb chick????

>>214649070
thanks james

>>214649037
I hate everyone right, they are ruining the country

lauren

>>214649070
I shan't be wat--- *sees brit* FUUUCCCKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU

I love everyone left besides Ava

When are noms/veto?

>>214649122
is

>>214649092
yep but everyone thinks she is some strategic genius so she can do no wrong. it was total retardation. the minute lauren cut bait on keanu ashley should have brought her into the fold. riding with mince is retarded

>>214649064
They totally banged at some point by that body language she only tensed up when she saw everyone else was there.

>>214649092
Lauren is a very rare breed anon

Everyone this year has been a retard but who actually played the best game? Morgo maybe?

>>214649200
Chintelli

>>214649173
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>214649138
dead

>>214649200
strategic genius ashley of course

>>214648982
>taylor
>derrick
>chelsie
Why does CBS think anyone is watching this garbage?

>>214649232
angels don’t die

Quick post ugly pictures of Morgan I need to get over this oneitis.

>>214649275
hi vince

>>214649275
>ugly pictures of Morgan
So any pic of Morgan then?

>>214649200
Morgo ez

I wonder what Lauren is doing, probably something cute.

Why does the hobbit put her dirty fucking feet everywhere? At least Keanu has the sense to keep them on the ground

>the judges shebooning it up on one corner of backyard
>keanu and ava crying in the other corner

>>214649371
whatever it is I’m sure it’s better than the feeds

Would Vince keep Ashley in a tie? given how retarded he is and playing for Morgan I'm gonna guess yes.

>>214649371
will has to hang out with her and kelley at the jury house since rachel has her own hotel room

>>214649371
She's so fucking cute omg.

>>214649434
JUDGES
JUDGES
JUDGES

Is The Judges supposed to be some insane revelation that's going to wow the jury? Why are Vince and Morgan clinging to it so hard

>>214649434
He's all-in on the Judges, yeah
Realistic "best" case scenario is fucking Ava leaving this week

>>214649434
of course because that’s what morgan wants. he had to ask for her permission last night to give lauren a vote. he’s fucking pathetic.

>>214649215
that's why we voted her most entertaining

>>214649479
its 3 jury votes at least

ava trying not to laugh in keanu's face

Morgan is revising history with Vince again
>I was honestly hoping Lauren was gonna win. I'm happy that Lauren didn't go home on your HOH.

lauren sisters.... kelley bros......

DAILY MORGAN HATE

>>214649589
>inb4 i loved lauren

>>214649641
cool it with the antisemitism

Vince is apologizing for his behavior this week

Ava has just given up.
>No AFP in sight.
>No chance of winning .
She's letting out that nervous smile one does before death.

>>214649589
she will seethe about lauren for the rest of her miserable life

>>214649371
i do this every day now

/bb/ is trying to gaslight me again
every time i turned on feeds, morgan was campaigning to save lauren and was her biggest supporter
i can't stand gaslighting because my ex-boyfriend used to gaslight me all the time with stuff like this

laurens not on the feeds...

>>214649762
it is what it is
c'est la vie
l'chaim

>>214649824
but she’s in our hearts

Morgon is seething about lauren again

>>214649834
https://youtu.be/w0ZHlp6atUQ?si=8IE3uQ6ai6hz-ERQ

I'm going to lauren dump

Vince is betting Morgan a drink that Zach was lying about his power

>>214649846
this bitch is crazy

>he made you cry
>that's not right
VINCENZO

>>214649860
we love lauren dumps

Would Lauren be better without the mole. I know she's a 10/10 currently but still.

>>214649092
You already got your chance Rylie.

why dont you want ashley to win? she seems to consistently have good reads and did a good job convincing people to vote out fucking will over her. im starting to believe she would never have gone week 1 even if she lost the veto

I wish Zach stayed

>>214649943
didnt do anything

>>214649589
It's going to be better (worse) post season. Yjk she's going to say she really loves Lauren and has nothing against her and was just targeting her for purely game reasons.

>>214649970
the vinny cheatmance drama is 100% more entertaining than whatever this bland ass happa would have done

>>214649152
shes extremely breedable

UGH

i want to tongue punch adrians butthole

>>214649993
mmhmm, that and "the feeds don't show everything"

>>214650009
she would be a great mom

>>214650009
She is a beanpole with narrow hips, literally the opposite of breedable. The only thing breedable about her is her age.

>>214649970
It was based of him to not give Ava his money

I WAS CALLED A SNAKE ON FUCKING DAY 4

ZACH SAID I WAS GAMING TOO HARD

I WAS CALLED A SNAKE ON FUCKING DAY 4

making her cry should result in life in prison

I believe Ava has a sopping moist and hairy hole for me

>>214650091
>>214650103
>>214650118
I wish we would've had feeds that day

can we get this fucking shit over with and just write the bitch a check for $750k already

the only reason you guys like lauren is because she has 0% confidence and no sense of herself. she is ultimately dependent on you like a child to tell her what to do and how to be. her only personality is 'exist cutely, disappoint no one', she has no developed personality traits outside of that. you might as well become a pedo at this point as dating lauren is the equivalent of dating a 10 year old girl. you would essentially be her father, molding her into whatever pleases you the most

She'll bring up the I WAS CALLED A SNAKE bullshit during the jury q&a

Man, The other are so annoying that I had to switch to Ava-Keanu conversation.
At least, these two speak to each other with no facade to hide behind.

Ava is calling *them* Bonnie and Clyde now

>>214650173
>t.

>>214650173
HOLY projection batman... go see a therapist anon.

>>214650173
they are pedos

Get in here Taran, Morgan is doing a deep dive of her game on the feeds rn

>>214650173
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>214650173
for me its THE WALK™

i cant wait for her jury walk in segment

Morgon will ghost Vinny once she goes on the challenge. She will succeed where America failed.

Ashley had an accident at the sink earlier

>>214650378
most people start their challenge careers in their young twenties and flame out in their 30s. shes too old

>>214650411
Aren't Johnny Bananas and CT pushing 50?

>>214650448
early 40s but yeah they are the banana and CT. they started in their 20s

Morgan says she loves to make fun of herself. She's having a lot of fun laughing at her wall comp performance.

reminder that james gunn is a lauren chad

>>214650642
because he's also a pedo

If Morgan ever does a deep dive about her game I think she'll have crashouts every time something she was not aware of or hearing about the shit Vince said behind her back is brought up.

>>214650663
>Copes about losing the wall comp throughout her bb journey
>Will cope about not being able to convert minutes to seconds her whole life. Might also bring that up on her streams

Vince and morgo are jewish brain rapists

Does Ashley genuinely think she's gonna get dragged to F2?

>>214650656
>she’s only 23 years old you sick fuck

>>214650663
I can't wait for her reaction to Vinnys BBcommics veto throw and his plan to backdoor her.

>>214650781

why wouldn't she be? she can't win

They're portraying you as a homewrecker :/

>>214650827
it requires her to think that Vince and Morgan will cut each other

>>214650853
She is a homewrecker. Not that Vince is any better.

I want to see ashley finally win something again and use the veto on keanu to force morgan to go up and get voted out just to see morgan's reaction

>>214650867
shes already got her whole wedding planned out

i hope laurens on bbuncocked tonight

>>214650904
Ashley and Keanu are now discussing this scenario

Is a trip to london a reward or punishment these days /bb/?

>>214650891

morgan would 100% cut vince, all it's going to take is 1 spat and her realizing that she has a better shot against ash or ava

>>214650967
i dont think she will be there

>>214651150
God damn, Vince with his shriveled dick

>>214650173
put the shoe on the other foot

>JT is a 23-year-old surfer with a perfect sculped body. He's got a beautiful smile and just wants to chill with good vibes. He loves animals and will have your back no matter what.

>Charles is a 39-year-old fantasy football podcaster with a beer gut. He's balding but still needs constant praise from you and compares you to his ex-wife. Every time you see him, he belittles you, dismisses your opinion, and pushes all the buttons to get you fighting with him.

all you fat girls in your late 30s/early 40s would rather be with Charles than JT? You'd choose the uglier, angrier guy because you're not a "pedo"

>>214651150
He knows his chance of winning the game and his gf staying with him is finito. He's going to cling to Morgan like his life depends on it till the finale.

>>214651150
Fucking pathetic

it is in fact a good day to love lauren

>>214651420
lets do that every day forever

if keanu loses veto then morgan wins the season

I hope the post-season crashouts against Vinny will be televised. They probably won't be..... I want Kelsey and Morgan to destroy that faggot.

>>214651675
Keanu has to literally win everything back to back to back or Morgan wins.

Ashley knows if her or Ava don't win any comps, they are going home
>I'm not dumb, Ava

>>214651764
should have kept lauren

The fuck?
Did Keanu just admit to throwing the HOH comp?

>>214651865
>Keanu: Before the comp, you said you wanted to get blood on your hands. Now, when it is time do it, you are not risking it.
>Vince: Yeah, I wanted to build the resume.
What did Keanu mean by this?
That he threw the comp?

who's the bigger fool?
keanu with vince
or vince with morgan

>>214652118
>Kelley and Rachel warned Keanu that Vinny would backstab him.
>Kelley, Keanu, Lauren and Ava warned that Vinny he's been playing Morgan's game

Ashley voting out Lauren was a fucking horrible move and another example of someone playing Morgan's game. Dumb bitch didn't think through the ramifications of it, that it left her and Ava in the position of having to win a comp.

>>214652350
but anon Ashley is a strategic genius!

>>214652350
lauren would put her and morgan on the block retard

>>214652411
She'd put Keanu and Morgan up retard, she even said in an exit interview.

>>214650967
kek I didn’t know until just now that morgan is the one that said this, unreal

>>214652411
it would be keanu and morgan, ashleyfags are as retarded as her kek

MUH GEORGETOWN LAW DEGREE

>>214650967
>>214652460
seriously? that's creepy. kelsey's name should not be coming out of her mouth.

I'm late but that zing on Morgan was great

what did vince mean by this?

>>214652505
There were some gems being said between Morgan and Vince today. This one too, >>214651150

>>214650620
if she cant even beat ava on the wall she doesnt have a chance on the challenge kek

>>214652660
excuse me, she has scoliosis

>>214652671
even at 44 aneesa would bulldoze morgan in any physical comp

>>214652660
if america "0 comp wins" lopez can compete on the challege, so can morgo (and probably anyone from this season besides amy & ava)

OPTION 1

>>214652716
competing and getting dragged by a partner is not the same

I would wreck my home and anyone else's home I had to wreck to get Lauren. I would give anything.

>>214652350
been saying this
she lost the game by doing what morgan wanted and taking out lauren and kelley

>>214651951
lauren? are you there?

are they not doing noms today?

>>214652821
nvm i see the pets

Will he nom Keanu?

>>214652906
of course

>>214652752
same i would give a trillion dollars

>>214652776
morg successfully convinced every one of her allies to tank their games for her benefit

>>214652941
But I want Keanu to make F2 :(

im not giving morgan credit for ashley voting lauren out. that was her own retarded decision

>>214652481
>>214652444
you're both retard borenfags who think that vince won't just convince her to put up ashley instead of morgan
kys

>>214652966
same but he didn’t take the hoh last night serious and blew it, he was still trusting vince for some reason like a dummy.

actually Rachel should be given the $750k because THE JUDGES ran this season and she was the one who created THE JUDGES

>>214652978
like he did when she won after white locust right?

>>214652966
Sorry, Morgan, in her mind, has already won and had the $750,000, before tax, deposited in her bank account.

>>214652978
if he could have gotten lauren to take morgan out that would have been huge. like tyler throwing so angela would go home and he wouldnt have to decide

you fags are continuing to watch feeds?

can someone post the cap of ashleys dad going ham on zach?

>>214653073
nah I’m just shit posting now

>>214653073
lol i havent watched a second since it went to pets after keanu dropped his sword in the hoh comp

>>214653073
no i just cant theres too many memories

>>214653073
sorta. i watched a bit of the keanu vince convo. just more smoke blowing and keanu totally oblivious to his relationship state with vince.
saw a few minutes of the ashley keanu convo where she basically told him he is going home if he is on the block and him still thinking vince is going to put morgan up if he takes himself down
but not really much after last nights HoH. shits dead yo

wasnt ropes on unlocked? will lauren and kelley be on it tonight?

LOL

5 MINS

>>214653201
I HOPE SO

>>214653073
I open them a few times a day to see what's up and close them after a few seconds basically

>>214653073
nah im just chilling and posting

UNLOCKED TIME

>>214653108
you just like me fr

>>214653201
Ropes is prejury

>>214653030
What is it after tax?

TAYLOR LOOKIN BAD

>jury segments relegated to bb unlocked
papa WON'T be on the real episodes

Jerry Jyler Jailorsen

>>214653361
around 450, I think

laurenchads stay winning

lauren my beloved

>>214653351
sure but didnt they just film it on the night she was evicted? ive never watched unlocked so i have no idea

>>214653361
taxes take a little over a third of it

>>214653361
depends on your state taxes

BRIT BRIT! (:

BRIT BRIT

>>214653524
Looking a bit haggard

Why didn't you n-bombs tell me unlocked was on
This shit is my jam! I love the James Gunn feature!

>>214653445
She's mine hands off.

The Judges were in power half the season

Is it just unlocked tonight or anything actually valuable?

>>214653582
Unlocked IS valuable anon.

>>214653549
watch it

MORGAN WAS A D1 ATHLETE Y'ALL

>>214653588
Shut up, Taylor.

keanu reminiscing about frenemies to Ava on feeds

>>214653582
Unlocked is always valuable. Taylor always provides excellent commentary about the game and the actions of each player. Her strategic insight really helps to flesh out the season.

I wish that she would be on a future season. It would be a truly iconic moment to see her enter the house again. Only reason she hasn't is because she would school all the noobies on how to play Big Brother.

>>214653584
cheers bro

Why do they think the veto, meeting, and eviction are all happening tomorrow?

>>214653579
you mean morgan and vince where... well basically morgan kek

do we think a man has entered Chelsie yet?

>>214653661
because production told them. there is an early eviction on tuesday or sooner

Vince didn't realize "chicken of the sea" is a pun for tuna

JURY SEGMENT

feel like pure shit just want her back

sat queen

>morgan gave up her game to vince
rachel is so dumb

>>214653735
sittin right!

VINCE IS THE MAC DADDY OF THE SEASON

>>214653756
Our girl Lauren will set her straight

>>214653682
She claimed that she had a bf a few months ago on her tiktok, but that's probably just some shit she made up so people stop bullying her about her obsession with Cam

kek these 2 have terrible reads

>that jury segment
and this is how the rat can still win kek

>>214653845
Rachel won’t believe Morgan is running Vince’s game until Ashley tells her

>jury segment is now on unlocked
still not watching grodner. sorry babes.

>Ashley saying that she can't use the veto unless Vince suggests it
master strategist

Why the fuck is the only dude with any testosterone in the game such a retard? I can't can't even root for him ironically now

>>214653864
morgan threatened her if she did she would lose her jury vote

brit brit’s titties sittin right

>>214653859
ashley is likely to be F3 boot so that's not happening

kek at zach’s bracelet

>>214653864
>giving vince the credit for the move instead of just doing it against his wishes
great strat girl

>>214653864
lol as if she is winning a comp

ZINGBOT IS ALIVE

>>214653864
Ashley thinking she has any chance at the veto is funny. Hypothetically is she did win the only way I see her surviving the next eviction is if at the veto ceremony Ashley makes Keanu promise not to put her on the block if he wins the next HoH and to take her to final two if he can. I feel like Keanu would actually keep that promise since it would be so out in the open.

>>214653940
countrygirl TRVKE

we just can't stop winning, morgansisters

Can’t wait for Keanu to finally get evicted his brand of obnoxious comp beast is a cancer on this game (Tucker Cameron bb 25)

zingbot called derrick fat

>>214653940
very true

>>214653984
weak ass mist, bro

HOLY SHIT

ZINGBOT JUST SAID TAYLOR LOOKS LIKE A HORSE

another award for morgo!

>>214653984
desu he is not even that bad, actually avoided the block couple times and even survived the eviction vote

>>214653725
Me too man it hurts I love her I'm coping so hard right now just downed some edibles for the first time in years to numb the pain probably gonna go on a fast food binge and online gamble.

>>214653995
>zingbot — Derrick, I kill with humor and you kill with bullets. police brutality zing!

based morgan racking up wins in the house and outside

The October surprise Vince is referring to is dumping his girlfriend for morgan

>>214650001
all the zach/morgan drama clips went more viral than the cheatmance

>>214653684
so the feeds will be down for five days from tomorrow until after the episode on wednesday?

Does everyone just hate Vince because he's a slimebucket? I think he could beat everyone left. He just needs to explain his game and own his game.

Vince vs. Morgan his hardest matchup:

Rachel votes for the person who did the most, Vince
Keanu votes for any male
Ava votes for the best jury speech she don't give a dang
Lauren votes for Vince because she blames Morgan and not him

Ava 6-1
Ashley 5-2
Keanu 4-3

I’m not gay but I’d sleep with vince

>>214654077
good luck to those crazy kids

>>214653073
Not really, feeds are usually ass by this time anyway

I will say this has been a pretty good season overall. It's stayed interesting the whole time basically, and I still don't know who's a lock to win (unlike some seasons). Plus the rushed endgame helps deal with the late game doldrums.

Post pics of Vinces gf

>>214654105
I think ava hates vince so she'd vote against him every chance
I think he could get rachel, will, keanu and lauren against morgan

>>214654134
I'm gay as hell and I couldn't fucking deal with the crying afterwards.

>>214654077
does morgan even like vince?

based kelley segment

BUG BROTHER SEGMENT

>>214654128
them <3

keanu just locking in afp with ease

>>214654206
Based retard

I don't care what you fags think. I love big teef and tall girls, thus I love taylor.

bayou baddie bros we made gunn’s top 5 comics

>>214654206
Nah, Ava is winning by a landslide

when did you guys start hating ashley? i thought yall loved her. shes still compelling to watch for me, shes always having game convos even now and shes not a retarded loyal minion like mak. she just admitted that she would have cut rachel in the end, and it sounds like shes ready to do that with morgan too

wow, Rachel's comic didn't win?!
James Gunn is a chud!

>>214654206
LET'S GO

>>214654257
it was the week after ropehead won hoh and she stopped being "chaos ash", fell in line and became a minion. Then the rest of the season was her just jumping to the next person when one left (ropehead, to rachel, now to morgan). And her rehearsed/scripted DRs are the worst.

>>214654257
ashley is ready to make her move...
any time now...

I miss Lauren so much

>>214654101
maybe not the entire time but once they do the eviction, most likely

PETS

veto comp? keanu get at it dawg

>>214654444
i regret making this kek

>>214654420
GRODNER!

>>214654444
based lauren outlasting those seethers

>>214654420
good luck keanu

God damn, why couldn't we get Britney instead of Rachel

time to stuff the ballot for keanu

IT'S UP

www.cbs.com/bbvote

>AFP vote already
it's over for keanu, rachelfags will spam the votes every day

>>214654630
it's like you voted 0
they're the 2 runners

>>214654654
Rachel already got AFP
You can only vote for second and third place

I’m voting for Adrian

kelo forever

>>214654694
in reality tv culture we call that a burn vote because it won't matter

>>214654799
adrian inhabits the spirit of sanjaya

Split vote in weird. Do they just want every contestant to have a chance instead of it being a clear blowout?

>>214654761
retarded whore burned him and went out immediately
such cases when you go against the king

>>214654432
>ropes
lmao, so bitter

>>214654900
and bootlicker gorilla will follow her right after kek

>>214654837
the same sanjaya that superman director james gunn wanted to rape?

>>214654900
keanu has forgiven vince 100 times and is about to go home because of it lmao

>>214654432
>zach is the only person following morgan
LOL

>>214654432
>Everyone following Keanu
Fake ass niggas.

>>214654432
>Zaesty is beloved by everyone
BRING HIM BACK

>>214655016
vince too lol

>>214654432
>Zae not following Lauren
even if you're upset with her, a supposedly straight single man would follow her just for the sexy pics

>>214655016
>>214655050
zach's unfollows are pretty based ngl

>>214653073
there's only a week left anon
I won't religiously watch but I'll keep checking in

>>214654173
yeah she definitely reciprocates
it's just that unlike vinny she doesn't prioritize it over winning the game

>>214654860
might be for hashing out 2nd and 3rd or a chance to give rachel a shot at 1st from a bunch of small votes piling up
if the stans weren't all just going to spam all 5s for their favs anyway I'd say it was a nice feature

>>214654432
>no one following mince but zach
kek, yeah they're not fucking with the rest of the cast. idk if they'll even be good with zach once morgo sees him calling her out for being delusional about lauren

>>214655050
Probably grateful he took Morgan off his hands.

>not choosing lauren cam
jealous hags

NEW

>>214655427
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>>214655422
twitter fandom has been atrocious this year

>>214655422
the lauren cam is the only thing ive watched