Thread 214650204

>>214650204 (OP)
oh right this movie

she will herald my finishing

I'll be fine, I like women

>>214650485
The Surfer is for marking planets for death and marital procreation only.

>>214650504
I too like women

nice butt

>>214652175
that chin lol

>>214652202
It's for kissing her on it

>>214652202
What, are you frightened of women with a jawline? They produce sons with jawlines.

>>214650204 (OP)
>Actress has a pretty face but ugly negro hair
>CGI capeshit version of her straightens her hair out
>She finally looks attractive
Interesting

>>214652243
>negro hair
Moron

>>214652231
No one likes girls who look like her.

>>214652311
I like her.

>>214652243
Black hair is kinked, blonde curls are soft and smooth ringlets, they're absolutely nothing alike in texture. She's had straight hair in numerous roles anyway.

>>214652323
Me too

>>214650204 (OP)
Between her and Hawkgirl it was a good month for cute superhero supporting characters with sexy actresses

>>214652243
They can do anything they like to her hair, but nothing on Earth can ever make the silver cylinder sexy. In a world full of shapely pretty acresses even shapely ones, but with little or flat boobs if they were going down that route, they chose the MCP from Tron.

>>214650204 (OP)
>"Why do you do it, Silver Surfgirl?"

>"I uh...I NEEDA WORK...OKAY? I JUST, AH, I NEEDA WORK"

>>214652273
Darkie wool

>>214652491
I've seen the film and she has a clearly feminine figure with hips and a nice butt. All she's lacking is tits, and the actress is flat chested anyway. Why lie?

>>214652516
Blonde curls are not the same as black afro hair, at all.

>>214652273
>negro hair
Yes. See >>214652231 and >>214652311

>>214652606
You're an idiot.

>>214652341
>She's had straight hair in numerous roles anyway.
She should keep her hair straight permanently so she doesn't look like an albino baboon.

>>214652473
I agree and the industry must give us ample more of them

She can herald my END if you know what I mean.

Garner does not have negro hair you virgins, 99% of black women wear wigs because their hair is nappy shit

>>214652692
Garner's hair is nappy see >>214652231 and >>214652311

>>214652733
That's not nappy hair, nappy hair is frizzy. Julia Garner has curly hair.

It's genuinely shocking how stupid the average poster here is, so many posters here lack basic comprehension about ANYTHING

>>214652768
It's ugly

>>214652828
go choke on a bbc you fag

>>214652631
>>214652606
>he's never run his fingers through blonde curls
Poor bastard, it's a heavenly experience.

>>214652828
Awful taste

>>214652733
You have no idea what that word means. I think you spend a little too much time on 4chan.

>>214652733
retard

I have now watched Weapons, F4 and Wolf Man with Julia Garner and I like her.

>>214652828
You're free to not like blonde ringlets, even if it makes you a fag, but don't lie about it and claim it's something it isn't just because you're trying to make a negative connotation.

>>214653143
Imagine her looking at you like this as she tells you she is pregnant with your child

>>214653340
Again?

she can herald my coming if you know what I mean

>>214653104
She's a good actress and a cute, rare combo.

>>214653723
her agent is terrible and puts her in terrible projects tho, all her movies are garbage

>>214653862
Pedro Pascal-tier career trajectory. It's tragic.

>>214653862
Weapons was great and a huge success.

Pedro Pascals Fantastic Four is so forgettable

>>214655277
Every Fantastic Four movie is forgettable. You'd think they at least want to do something other than Doom or Galactus by now just so it will actually stand out instead of blurring all together

>>214652341
Your body has been marked for breeding

>>214650204 (OP)
Go woke go broke.

>>214650204 (OP)
>Tfw she will never herald your coming

>>214650504
>if you don't like this Silver Surfer then you don't like women!
The argument always made by closeted queers. Norrin Radd is a man and changing his gender is really fucking gay.

>>214650204 (OP)
>Tfw she will never herald your beginning
nah,mine would have more meat on her

>>214658904
They didn't. This is Shalla-Bal, his wife.

>>214652231
It's a jawlet thing, many such cases on /tv/

>>214650204 (OP)
But she will herald my END (of coitous) (like when I cum)

MARDI
YOUR WORLD'S FUCKED

>>214653104
i am watching all her kinography just because she's cute and excepts for wolf man all her stuff has been enjoyable and competently made

>>214658791
>she tells the entire galaxy when you cum

>>214658985
This.

>>214658836
>Her when she sees my swc

>>214650270
Amazing how this movie had absolutely zero buzz from day one.
It came out and was immediately forgotten. Gunn Stans spent weeks and weeks pushing the idea that Superman was actually a success but Fantastic Four was completely DOA.

>POV: You accidentally entered the wrong locker room and see Emmy award winning actress Julia Garner looking at you like this

What do you do?

>>214663747
Rape.
The answer is always rape

>>214663473
It came out too late and at the wrong time. A MCU F4 film should have been released back in 2021/2, when the MCU still had goodwill, and not 3 years later right after a new Superman.

>>214663473
I'll watch it when it hits streaming, but I didn't see any real need to rush out to a theater for this one.

>>214663473
My boomer dad seemed to like it, he said that that cereal box toy thing actually existed at the time. It's funny how many 60 year old references are in this film, spotting them could've become a drinking game.

>>214653143
Looks like a Frank Miller/SIN CITY character here.

It should've been a THING movie where they depict the FF at the margins, Marvel will never do this character more justice than Bachrach did.

>>214666152
I think that a big part of the problem is that these companies genuinely don't want to appeal to their audience and would rather appeal to boomers than the young men who should be their target audience.

>>214650204 (OP)
That sounds like she'd be the one giving birth to you.

I'd Garner her Julia if you get what I'm saying

>>214650204 (OP)
>Oh man I wanna fuck this girl so hard

>>214661562
BASED

>>214668510
it's a good way to explore new movies, find an actress you think is cute and start wherever you want with her kinos. you get to see many smaller budget and indie stuff that way that you probably never would have heard about otherwise

>>214661562
puffy

>>214669644
Oh I know anon, I do the same thing.

>>214666172
>SIN CITY
Well...

>>214666416
But why did Lex look like an ogre?

>>214669844
what garner-kinos are your favorites then? i liked the royal hotel (starring hugo weaving as well) and everything beautiful is far away

>>214669949
Sorry anon I meant I do it for qt actresses in general. Garner is on the list of course but I haven't gotten to her yet.

>>214670042
okay, there's no rush of course. but she's a good actress and i'd start with ozark if you haven't seen it and are in the mood for a tv-show

>>214669949
We Are What We Are is a solid thriller.

>>214670613
haven't watched that yet, will check

>>214670734
Those are body doubles btw

>>214670875
No, they aren't, you stupid person.

>>214670889
No face in the shot: body double unless proven otherwise

>>214670932
You're an idiot.

>>214670875
>>214670932
bro, I know what Juno Temple's ass looks like
that is Juno Temple's ass

>>214670947
>>214670967
cope

>>214670875
On the contrary, it's confirming that isn't one for Garner, given her in the skintight mocap onesie above looks exactly the same body wise. And the idea that Juno Temple would use a body double is hilarious.

>>214663473
I suspect this "herald" meme was fucking astroturfed, the surfer wasn't hot at all, in some shots (where she was "full frontal") she even looked like a fridge

>>214650204 (OP)
I really, really, really like this hairstyle bros

>>214671097
>I don't like this
>this must....be....absrotufed!
Driving another term into the ground at rapid speed I see.

Is it true she loves black guys?

>>214671130
I sho hope so, you cracker ass honkey o'fay!

>>214670734
that movie was ok. it's a coming of age teen movie really. too many sex scenes with that guy from jurassic park 3

>>214650270
lol

>>214671130
Kill yourself.

>>214671158
i'd take her skiing if you're picking up what i'm throwing down, knowhamsayn?

>>214667292
clank clank clank clank clank get pregnant get pregnant

>>214671119
you're too old to still be denying the existence of internet marketing

baneposting was a marketing campaign.

>>214670932
>unless proven otherwise
like...the other nude scenes in the film?

>>214671119
it's not that I don't like it, but it's true that this movie was fucking forgotten in about a week, every "buzz" before felt astroturfed
We even had totally-not-astroturfed threads about the fucking Blake Lively "scandal" even when the only people that cared about that shit were woke millennial tumblerinas, then it was found out the other dude actually hired an astroturfing agency and they were bragging about how reddit was eating it up

>>214671130
she is jewish anon, of course she does

Wolf Man SUCKED
Weapons wasn't very good either

she can suck my dick

>>214671248
The movie being forgettable has nothing to do with me thinking the Surfer was cute, I've thought Garner was cute for years. Notice this is the only aspect of the film I'm talking about, two months after release. I would have much more to say about Superman, than "Hawkgirl was cute", but for this one all that sticks out is the Surfer, who also had the most memorable scene in the film too (the chase through the wormhole).

>>214671277
are implying that jewish women are bbc sluts?

>>214671130
On the contrary I don't think I've ever seen her share a scene with a black actor, as in any scene.

>>214671307
I think they made a documentary about it bro

>>214671322
she does in apartment 7a, for like a minute

The Last Exorcism Part II is her best movie

Final season of Ozark just has multiple ass shots of her

>>214671468
she has no ass, it's just the jeans she's wearing

>>214671481
uh what are you on about?>>214670734

>>214671521
it's a body double god damn you trannies are naive about film production

ANY NUDE SCENE WHERE YOU CAN'T SEE THE FACE IS A BODY DOUBLE

>>214671542
source?

>>214671073
>All the kids in her class disappear leaving her on leave with full pay
>Her boss tries to discipline her, ends up dead
>Her ex boyfriend cheats on his wife with her but decides not to get back with her. Ends up dead
>Concerned relative of one of her pupils ends up pulled to pieces by the children in her class
I don't get it, how come no one clocked Ruth as a witch? Did Mardi protect her?

would you share a bottle or two with her? drinking it neat, of course

>>214671097
I don't think they bothered to even pay anyone to astroturf this turd.
Of course they made her look like a fridge, it's modern Disney.
Not like they had to put much effort in.

>>214671581
She is so ugly...

>>214671630
says the man with a picture of her saved on his computer...

>>214671542
No, it isn't.

>>214671097
>she even looked like a fridge
>visible feminine hips
>fridge

>>214671823
prove it

>>214671630
She's the type of ugly where it's a very thin line between pretty and ugly.

>>214671630
On what planet is this "ugly?"

>>214671630
She has unusual features like her "upside down" mouth, but all of them put together somehow works for her and makes her very alluring and charming on camera

She's pro-Israel btw

>>214671542
you're a god damn moron
stop trying to make hard rules out of everything you vaguely heard about once

>>214672035
it's not her butt, sorry

>>214669863
I enjoyed both Sin City movies.

>>214672179
Juno Temple is nude elsewhere in the same movie, and it's very obviously her fat ass as she's had out in many other roles. So how is your "rule" valid if Juno is in the same shot and NOT a double? That means
>ANY NUDE SCENE WHERE YOU CAN'T SEE THE FACE IS A BODY DOUBLE
is false

>>214671950
this

>>214672305
>>214671950
she's slightly too jewy looking, it will hit her hard when she walls

>>214671630
>nappy nigger hair
No thanks

>>214672327
>WHEN SHE IS OLDER SHE WILL LOOK OLDER
I never understand the point of these posts.

>>214672360
this

>>214672354
>retard is back again
lmao

>>214672360
>>214672400
jewish women age differently to gentile women, they turn into witches

>>214672417
Actually anon, everyone looks old when they get old.

>>214672448
yes but we don't turn into the wicked witch of the west like jewish women do

Ugly jew fro bitch

>>214672417
I have seen "they age like milk!" said on /tv/ about every single ethnicity and nationality on Earth.

You just know she goes off on hate filled rants towards palestinians after her second glass of wine

>>214672417
she is half-jewish, therefore she will look good. all cute jewesses are half-jewish, this is a fact

>>214672417
To be fair to her, she is half white so maybe there’s a chance

>>214672498
nobody ever said that about italian women

>>214671836
There are other nude scenes in the same film, it's a tiny indie movie, and it's very obviously the same body from closeups to wide shots
Thing about body doubles is they aren't hard to spot, because you know, they don't match the actress's body and are visibly a different person. Like Lena Heady's in Game of Thrones, or Jennifer Connelly in Once Upon a Time in America. Or Keira Knightley's in Domino, the latter notable because it's not even a nude scene, and Knightley is topless in the very same film in a different scene, she was just bashful about a closeup of her flat ass. And indeed, it notably changes for the closeup.

Compare to Garner
>>214670734
>>214652254

>>214672527
Yes they have.

>>214672557
no, italian women age like wine

actresses who use body doubles should be blacklisted from the industry, don't sign up to do the movie if you won't even do the scene you twat

>>214672505
that sounds kinda hot actually, even though i am an accredited anti-zionist and professional antisemite

*cocks*

>>214672578
>>214672599
she looks like a bitch

she don't, get this hothead outta here

>>214672724
imagine her doing that to your butthole

>>214672746
wtf anon

>>214672745
what's she watching?

>>214672837
Jax Slayher BBC cumshot compilation

those mouse fucks making doomsday, i need her origin movie ffs, with julia 2/3 of movie naked and silver

>>214671630
Ozark was unwatchable because of her

>>214672929
dogshit take

>>214672929
she was the best part of it...

>>214672929
she was literally the only good thing in the show by the last seasons

>>214672929
>carried the show on her back
What was it you were supposedly watching for if not Ruth?

>>214672929
she was great, that batemans whore wife should be killed, finale was fucking trash

sexo

>>214673739
those are some thick earings

does she have any tattoos?

>>214674165
doesn't seem like it

>>214674165
No

>>214670875
>>214670734
why do body doubles always have nice bodies?

*clank clank clank*

MARDY

>>214650204 (OP)
where's my sigma male aura farming silver surfer ?

>>214673739
>Y-you too...

>>214652429
Kek

>>214676095
>anon! you silly goose, you're supposed to take of your shirt before you go in the water! why'd you keep it on?

>>214658985
You say that as if Norrin was already part of the MCU and this was just an additional character they added to the roster. But the problem is that her being there means he isn't. She took his place. They didn't literally turn Norrin into a woman but they still replaced him when there was no reason to.

The Silver Surfer who came to earth with Galactus in the FF comics was Norrin. The Silver Surfer who guest-starred in every major crossover since the 1970 was Norrin. The Silver Surfer who had his own series was Norrin. Shalla-Ball was the woman he left behind on his home planet to do all that shit and her suddenly becoming another Surfer on her own is some bullshit alt universe crap that didn't happen until decades later when some hack writer ran out of ideas. She is not the original Surfer. She is not the best Surfer. She is not the Surfer most fans wanted to see. So why the fuck is she the Surfer in this movie?

>>214671630
Girl next door kind of vibe on her with a dash of childhood friend.

>>214676403
it's literally a different universe from the main MCU

>>214676430
>Girl next door kind of vibe on her with a dash of childhood friend.
aren't they're the same thing archetype...

>>214676430
This

>>214676446
A childhood friend is always a girl next door, but a girl next door is not always a childhood friend.

>>214676443
So why did only this one character get genderswapped? Galactus still looks like the Lee / Kirby version. Johnny is still a guy, Ben is still a guy, Reed is still a guy, Sue is still a girl and they're all still white (or "white" in Pascal's case). If you were adhering to the look and setting of the classic comics why not not stick with the original Surfer, too?

It was an unnecessary change. They just couldn't play it straight and not get cute with something, and the Surfer was the one thing they had to fuck with, I guess. It's like they held a staff meeting in pre-production, someone pointed out that they hadn't race or genderswapped any characters and then they picked one at random to fuck with just out of principle because they always have to do it at least once.

Fans of the original comics remember Norrin being the Surfer in every significant storyline since 1960-whatever and 99.999999% of plebs have no idea Shalla-Ball ever existed so I ask again, who the fuck was this swap made to appeal to? How does it make the movie better or more marketable?

>>214676764
Sammeh she's a demon!

>>214658791
Hey Galactus, you should. Totally. Cum.