Thread 214653139

What was her problem?

For
Me?
It’s
Sibyl.

>>214653139 (OP)
And what of good Solonius?

>>214653139 (OP)
For me its her masturbating in the tub with her slaves

>>214653139 (OP)
>Ah the snake arrives, walking as if human

>>214653139 (OP)
I didnt like her at first but she grew on me later on, she could be the best hate fuck ever

>>214653139 (OP)
she was too sexy

>>214653157
Yeah, I would good Solonius too. The man had impeccable chompers

>>214653139 (OP)
We shit talk about mommy this, mommy that, coomer posting and all but this is a bonafide case of a woman who couldn't ever find the bottom of her cunt. Her whole character was "I'll ride this world until it gives me the pleasure I want since I'll die one day anyways".

>>214653726
Ride or die mommy gf sounds awesome
The older I get the more I like ilithyia and Xena ludas princess

>>214653139 (OP)
BSC withdrawal

and what of good negronia?

>>214654098
Why would they do this shit?

>>214653139 (OP)
she was built for thracian cock but hated Spartacus

the human mind can't handle that type of cognitive dissonance

>>214654098
I do love black women and I would gladly watch a 120 minute movie about a black girl killing and fucking her way to the top. But I bet they will turn it to shit just like that movie about black queens terrorizing neighbouring states.

>>214653139 (OP)
Unironically that she wasn't getting fucked often enough

>>214653139 (OP)
Lucretia was prettier and she couldn't stand it.

>>214653139 (OP)
I can't wait to see Claudia Black show her tits and cunt

Can't wait to see Ashur be successful and dominate

>>214654832
keep waiting

>>214656273
it comes out in a month of two, so I will.

Dude, gratuitous violence and sex scenes fucking rock!

>>214657885
Spartacus did fucking rock though

>>214657885
Words fall from Anon's mouth like shit from ass.

You kiss my cheek, only to finger my ass?

>>214658013
>>214658013
I love Jonathan so much

>>214654098
She is unfortunately one of those black girls who doesn't have an attractive tummy even when she's in decent shape. Why they would cast her as a major character in a cheesecake exploitation show where all females are required to wear some sort of midriff-baring costume is a mystery.

>>214658277
Tummy and visceral fat are the usually the hardest to get rid of because they resist "fat burning" hormones. You can take Yohimbine to make the fat less resistant, but you still have to burn more calories than you consume.

>>214657885
I recall Spartacus being GOAT, even the mini-season, until they actually went into their mountain hideout during the rebellion. That final season sucked, because they clearly didn't have the budget to show all-out rebellion warfare and the plot revolved around them just staying in a few areas

>>214659544
third season(war of the damned) was better than second season(vengeance) thoughbeit

>>214658013
this guy fucking sweats charisma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfxzQjM0GtA

>>214659544
yeah, Spartacus' army rampages across Italy for years since all the generals are in other countries. Also, the entire plot is fake so sticking to the "real" history for his defeat was unnecessary.

>>214659609
maybe I judged the third season too harshly, but I recall being pissed that they didn't go anywhere or show anything of the rebellion after the first 1-2 episodes

>>214653139 (OP)
Second best character in the show after Batiatus.

>>214656140
He's dead so that's weird.

>>214659544
>>214659609
Season One=Season Zero>Season Three Finale>Season Three>Season Two

>>214659863
I think he just has AIDS.

>>214659945
this is pretty much the consensus

>>214653139 (OP)
loved this bitch. so hot

>>214659544
>Lucretia
There are more naked buff guys than woman; this show is a borderline homossexual Rome parody.

And what of good Clitorius?

>>214661499
Rome was excessively gay but in a misogynic way. The levels if roman manliness were whack:
>S tier: Dude forces another dude to suck his dick.
>A tier: Dude fucks another very unwilling dude in the ass.
>B tier: Dude fucks a woman, hole does not matter.
>C tier: Dude fucks a slave.
>D tier: Dude fucks a female slave.
>E tier: Dude is on the recieving end of assfucking or dicksucking.
>F tier: Dude pokes his tongue in some cunt.

If anything, Spartacus undersold the whackyness of roman sexual customs.
Whenever some auteur makes a biooic how Caesar became dictatory, it probably is the most story driven porn movie of all time.

>>214661499
It's a show about gladiators, you stupid fuck. If it were only naked women, you whine about that shit too

>>214659863
He's not dead since Glabber gave Ashur his Ludus as just reward for loyal service. The show pays no heed to the falsehoods of Ashur being killed by some slave harlot roman rapetoy

>>214654479
This

>>214657913
how could it rock when Spartacus got ass cancer and died instead of doing anything he did in real life?

>>214654372
they need an underdog protagonist, tourist

>>214653139 (OP)
Getting mogged by Lucy Lawless

>>214653589
DAIRY
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QUEEN
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i don't want to feel, bros ;_;

BRAAAAAAAAP

>>214667057
It smells of Thrace in here!

And what of good Solonius?

>>214667470
based villain

>>214666318
This was sad news. The guy in S3 just didn't have the same energy.

>>214667527
her getting unknowingly railed by Spartacus then fantasizing about it later is still the hottest part of the show

>>214667470
The 2000s was the golden year for Aussie girls in tv. Her and Yvonne Strahovski were so fucking hot.

>>214653139 (OP)
She was an evil whore who loved watching men suffer.
She was perfect

>>214667527
Batiatus is the true villian not he.

>>214667595
both men and women found this scene to be very erotic

that's very rare

>>214667731
people tend to like watching hot people fucking

>>214667595
>>214667700
I was riffing on Ilithyia calling toothman a "base villain"

>>214667885
this looks more like general soloniev

>>214653589
>>214660808
Now a Disney version

>>214668027
not enough cleavage

For me, it's the Retiarius.

>>214667393
>And what of Big Guyonius?

>>214668801
seppia

>>214667554
He did his best considering how difficult it was and the ending performance was god-tier, still the one of the best endings of any show and without needing to be subversive

>>214668801
>Aurelia comes to Varro pregnant with another man's child
>after a spell of anger, he forgives her and resigns himself to raising it since it's a part of her and nothing can be done
>Varro dies
>Aurelia shows up at Ludus no longer pregnant
>I had the child removed from my concerns

>>214658013
Ok. Suddenly reach arounds are a bad thing. Ungrateful prick.

A series about Caesar in Gaul would be followup kino.

>>214668801
By Jupiter's cock! What a prime collections of cuties and SEXOOO choices

why does this show still have such a following here? its been like a decade no?

>>214669741
because it's being revived with a new show House of Ashur, which is coming out soon

>>214669741
Because its a great fucking show, slave.

>>214668801
cute smiles on these girls, i bet they're protagonists

>>214661499
>>214661647
Spartacus was made at the magical moment when both male and female nudity was embraced

Now female nudity is banned and it sucks

>>214653139 (OP)
She wanted some of that BIG THRACIAN COCK

More wine!

>>214653153
Based

>>214669741
it's kino. simple as

MY COCK RAGES ON

>>214659447
but that's for men only, no?
men store in the gut first and foremost while women store on their triceps, thighs and "side hips"

>is mean to you
What do?

>>214661647
that's current era retarded projection. neither the Romans nor the Greeks were gay.

>>214654832
>>214656332
would roman women wear tiaras or straight up crowns? olive wreath was used to honor someone for his accomplishments.

>>214673781
wife her , proceed to be "Yes Dear" husband in public while dominating her sexually.

>>214653139 (OP)
Not enough shota cock
She did nothing wrong

>>214674238
This is literally me
Sub in the streets dom in the sheets

>>214669741
Because it's fun you gaumless gaul
By Jupiter's cock it parts the heavens and rains piss upon other less reputable shows

Remove cock from ass and fall to purpose

>>214674317
God damn Lucy Lawless stull mogging

>>214668221
He's a big nigronius

>>214667601
I can thick her

Something about her awakened something in me I wanted to dominate and hate fuck her into a perfect little mommy slut <3

I've seen like two episodes of S2 and bits of S1 but want to watch them in full. Should I go in order of release or chronological?

>>214674357
Same
>wife is bossy, opinionated is often confrontational
>sexually I have led her around on a leash , slapped her and called her horrible things and she enjoys it

the female mind is confusing

>>214674402
Lucy Lawless in her prime was smoking.

>>214653139 (OP)
>>214653589
>>214673781
PRIME STACY

>>214674550
I wonder if she'll make an appearance on the new show

>>214654098

impressively cavernous nostrils

>>214668801
Hot tub slave might be the most iconic extra in tv history.

>>214669741
It's the equivalent to old classic pulp stories and comics.
Spartacus is the modern Conan

But why retcon Ashur?

>>214676256
He was the most memorable villain + his actor is unironically the only American from the original show, everyone else was from New Zealand or somewhere else lol

>>214673781
Depends on how mean and how old you are

>>214667554
Yeah, no shit.

Andy had main character energy, unlike his replacement.

>>214666318
Poor guy, nobody deserves cancer. I know someone who had to go through chemo and that shit is horrible.

>>214668801
for me it's 9

>>214668801
Which one has the best ass?

>>214653139 (OP)

I haven't seen this show in a while, is this the one who wanted to fuck the guy with the horse dick and her husband retaliated by having that guys dick cut off?

Will the new season have nudity?

>>214674468
Glad we both figured it out
Not gonna lie that's my favorite female personality type

>>214677370
of course. They're going back to basics. Back to the ludus, gladiators, sex and violence

>>214677370
just cocks niggers and trannies

>>214676659
Jessica Biel

>>214677370
We can only hope

>>214677604
I always forgot Jai Courtney was in this before he became dollar store Tom Hardy.

>>214677604
rip andy ;(

>>214664778
>Ivana Vaquero
Please be naked the entire time.

>>214678134
Not sure how they're gonna explain her bolt on tits in Ancient Rome.

>>214677404
truth.

>>214677456
Out of the female cast list only Ivana Baquero has done nudity before, not a good outlook

>>214678832
I'm about to change my VPN to Spain so I can watch this on their Netflix. I love her.