Thread 214653825

/ourgirl/ Brie is drunk as shit in her latest instagram reel. Does this poor woman not have friends and family to protect her from doing and posting stuff like this?

>>214653825 (OP)
>Past a certain age, a woman without a family can be bad thing

>>214653825 (OP)
>”hot dog fest” where they only serve pork hot dogs and you have to eat them to get in
Is this some weird Hollywood way of banning jews from your party?

It's crazy that 30+ white women with no husbands or kids are the #1 drinking population now

>>214653825 (OP)
nope

Is she the one that took a dump in Depp's bed?

>>214653825 (OP)
Her tits look great in that video

Why do third worlders think this is a celebrity gossip board?

>>214654069
Yup. Nasty little hoe. Brie smears dog feces on her fake tits.

FACTS!

do not bulli Brie
do not lewd Brie
cherish Brie
protect Brie
encourage Brie’s smile

FACTS!

>>214654865
She poops?

>>214653825 (OP)
you think she lurks in druk?

>>214654014
>It's crazy that 30+ white women with no husbands or kids are the #1...
...pieces of shit in white western society.

>>214653825 (OP)
>guzzling White Russians at 9 am
Grim

>>214653825 (OP)
She's a typical critically lonely person. Probably a result of some variant of autism or an autism-like disorder.

>>214654954
She poops

>>214655075
Everybody poops

>make my way down to the 4th annual Hot Dog Fest
>enjoying the sun and good vibes
>brie larson is there as MC
>/tv/ seething

based

>>214655075
>>214655101
Nobody poops but you

why she never shows her bobs?

>>214655161
If you catch her vaping let us know.

>>214655161
>I’m second from the right btw
t. guy on the right

>>214653825 (OP)
After the role of a lifetime, she's been "busy"

>>214653825 (OP)
Based Brie starting her WorldOfTShirts arc.

>could've been an autistic nintendo/disney mom of 8 with a loving husband
>is a lonely alcoholic hated for ruining movies instead
life is funny like that

>>214655172
not him but my wife shits like a maniac at least 3 times a day

What a life

>>214655577
Imagine being the failure of a son and failure at life who made this

Brie should fatten up

>>214654929
marry brie

>>214656547
Maybe but brie let the hair grow out !

she needs a good dicking to calm down, shes one of those bipolars, she uses drinking as an alternative

>>214655450
>constantly out with friends
>lonely
You're projecting.

Why don't they make a movie where Brie does yoga at Disneyland while Sochee does TikTok dances in the background?

>>214653825 (OP)
She literally has a friend behind her in that pic no?

Reminder that Brie was worshipped by /tv/ before Youtube grifters told you to stop.

Hopefully her hair grows back soon.

I'll pray for her.

>>214657632
So that was pretty tame until Cate Blanchett randomly molested me.

>>214655695
Jeez have another drink and mellow out Brie

>>214653825 (OP)
>>214655174
>>214655577
drunk women you just met are kino. you can give a fake name and fuck with low effort.

>>214655174
>>214654007
Another classic 300iq Brie move.

>>214654007
Yes but it bans orthodox jews and not the type of jews who work in TV.

>>214654014
not really
they're finding out they've made a huge mistake

>>214654049
ah, the ol' vodka in a water bottle trick, a classic

>>214657589
People who show up because of your money are not “friends”.

>>214659436
Classic

>>214653825 (OP)

Wtf? Is her beer called White Russian?

>>214660793
canned cocktails are a thing

>>214656547
im surpirsed she isnt with how much of an alco she is, how does she stay slim drinking like that

>>214653825 (OP)
>>214654049
Jesus.

>career dies
>hit the bottle HARD

RIP

>>214653825 (OP)
Mutts getting drunk from a can of whatever pisswater they drink never stops being embarrassing

>>214654049
>>214661061
At least she can get high quality alcohol with her money and not that sugar brainrot shit

>>214655577
Turns out she was perfectly cast.

>>214657520
>constantly out with friends
>lonely
This is bait, right?

>>214655577

I guess the drinking isn't so bad. I mean Finland had a woman leader that /pol/ constany ogled over as she partied... before she was caught with drugs.

>>214653825 (OP)
>end up on the scrapheap
>become alcoholic

Meh, it's been done.

>>214661061
she'll be in a couple more marvel movies, probably even in doomsday

If you were in Room, who would you rather be, the captor or the son?

>>214661275
Sure you will, Brie.

>>214653825 (OP)
post webms

>>214655577
>>214654049
>>214653825 (OP)

helluva redemption arc

be nice to brie

>>214662772
I prefer being a jerk to Brie

>>214662772
YER ME BESHT FUGGIN' MATE BRIE *hic*
LESH OPEN ANUTHA BORREL *hic* *hoc* *barp*

Brie is currently on a British Saturday morning cooking show making burgers. Weird

>>214662874
ahh, a slap-up grill

good hangover food

>>214662874
I wish Brie would make me a burger

>>214654049
This is really familiar to that webm of the girl in the pub with the drunk old guy and the dwarf

>>214655577
I like this new alcoholic Brie. It humanizes her somewhat.

>>214661061
>three upcoming projects
>career dies
Why are chuds always like this?

>>214661297
I room for she

>>214662941
>three z-grade pieces of slop
>LE CHUDS

I changed my mind. I don't like this new alcoholic Brie any more than I liked the old version. And her fans are still humorless simps. Fuck this. You suck Brie.

Why do people drink alcohol when they know it will cause a hangover? Is it worth it?

>>214663114
there's drinking and there's getting plastered
two very different things

>>214663114
Alcoholics don't really have a choice
As for other people, what >>214663145 this anon said

>>214663008
We don't need a something-year-old white chud to tell us what he didn't like about Brie. She is not for him.

>>214655174
>>214655161
>>214655577
how do I get a drunk hag gf as a 30 year old virgin that never leaves his room

>>214663114
>he doesn't know the Gatorade trick
1 litre (a little more than quarter of a gallon) of Gatorade, per 100kg (220 lbs) of body-weight, before bedtime. No matter how long it takes for you to consume it.

No hangover. EVER.

>>214663412
I assume your logic is that alcohol dehydrates you, but the sugar in Gatorade will just make the dehydration worse. Coconut water would be a better choice for dehydration. The hangover is caused by a chemical created by your body when it breaks down the alcohol called acetaldehyde

>>214663571
it's about hydration and electrolytes
sports drinks are the best for hangover prevention and recovery
trust a professional

>>214661297
You don't want the answer because you'll call me a faggot.

>>214663412
I just use liquid IV, more expensive but same concept and guaranteed to prevent hangover.

>>214653825 (OP)
is brie on the spectrum?

>>214653825 (OP)
>canned white russian

>>214664271
where or how could you even contact her?

>>214655450
yup.
she used to be my crush she was such an qt.

>>214653825 (OP)
she was pretty hot in scott pilgrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGsEIWEAUbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y69gQtAdHKc
but then the wall came and to make it worse, she got an oscar

>>214664271
100%

>>214664271
>hello brie let's talk about my banana haha

>>214653825 (OP)
>not fake
brie got around

>>214655174
>>214654007
>"hot dog fest"
She just heard her friend say "we're going down town to put wieners in our mouth" and was already out the door.

>>214664584
DM her on twitter or instagram she’ll see it

>>214653825 (OP)
I was going to say I would save Brie from wine aunt status with marriage and breeding. But honestly I'm not sure now. She's kind of old and seems drunk.

>>214666699
>those digits

>>214655577
>>214664271
>>214654049
I used to agree with the hate on /tv/ but Brie seems based and fun, she made her money and now she's living it up.

everything about her is perfect but those fucking feet just completely ruin her for me. those fucking fungus pics, it's all i think about.

Anons, we hate Brie Larson. So why do we have endless threads about her?

>>214666846
Her feet are sexy. IYKYK

>>214666856
Trve anons love Brie. She’s a well meaning autist who just can’t be the funny lively person she desperately wants to be. A formerly bullied sperg who somehow hit it big and now tries to be cool but fails spectacularly. Normies are filtered by her ostensible rudeness, trve anons can see how hard she tries and how broken and kind she is inside. She’s a based and pinkpilled femcel who just happens to have an Oscar. Right now she’s succumbing to a horrible addiction to alcohol while branded an annoying freak by the mainstream.

>>214666978
we will save her

>>214666856
The Brie haters were literal children who aged out of this site.
The Brie lovers are oldfag never-leavers who recognize waifu threads are the only good thing this board is capable of.

I hate female alcoholics, there is no fun to be had, its always the first "omg I´m le quirky chungus" phase, then the "omg we need to do deep talk" phase, fallowed by the "I am extremely angry and everyone and especially you" phase. THey never just can get drunk and enjoy the buzz, its always some shit going to happen

>>214667018
imagine how comfy brie threads would be if she never did capeshit so the people who watch that dreck didn’t infest our briefu discussions

>>214655172
I'm pooping right now.

>>214654954
>>214655075
they fly now

Brie a cute

I'm pretty successful at fucking women at AA meetings. Not proud of it, but I'm getting good at it. It twerks if you twerk it.

>>214667147
The ill fitting superhero part of her career (and the PR fallout) is part of what makes Brie such an interesting figure.

>>214667592
Not really. She said something totally innocuous, and a bunch of youtubers turned it into a cause de guerre, because there is an entire cottage industry built around hating women in movies. Like when Ziegler said the original Snow White wasn't every good, and all of a sudden it became a lot of men's favorite movie and they are still shitting their pants over it. It can happen to anyone for entirely arbitrary reasons.

>>214667592
true and it gave us a lot of good content but it would be nice to not have these mind broken anons still whining about costume designs or the stan lee post or whatever

>>214667091
This is why you beat them up and fuck them unconscious while they're in the horny blackout.

>>214653825 (OP)
I love her for shamelessly trying to win back horny boys with her slut tour.

>>214667257
Gross! Dropped.

>>214668150
GOAT dress

>>214653825 (OP)
>shitfaced drunk off canned white russians
that hangover is gonna be intense

>>214669467
>>214653825 (OP)
>>214655174
>>214655577
I thought OP might've been shitposting, but this is actually quite disturbing. Of course someone could drunk like this "once" at a party, but we all know it isn't just once for Brie, and this was supposed to be part of a marketing thing that she knew would be filmed and released publicly.

I cant stand her archetype. Slightly above average, preachy, uppity, opinionated 30+ liberal white woman. Sickening desu.

>>214669631
she's fuckin SLIZZARD

Could it work with an all female cast?

>>214669720
OK Brie

>>214664271
I remember an Insta story she posted years ago. She wanted someone to take her to see Detective Pikachu. You hated her so much you didn't take her out, tv.

>>214669730
Name a good movie with an all female cast

can someone explain what happened to this lady

>>214653825 (OP)
She just needs more time

>>214669752
brietty good thread

>>214669631
Extremely depressing webm.

>>214669631
WHAT A LIFE

just post her disgusting feet and get it over with

>>214653825 (OP)
Im her fren

>>214666978
based and briepilled

>>214654014
>realize you cannot complete the literal number one purpose of life because you were so fucking retarded that you believed such an obvious lie
yeah, alcohol seems like the lightest of all ways to cope

>>214669631
She reminds me of Elon Musk here.

>>214669860
About a million going back over 30 years, but a key recent event is her getting bullied to hell and back over her awkward Captain Marvel promos combined with her fiance leaving her for another woman around that time.

Brie is eating well

>>214669631
tits look awesome though
Did she get bigger implants? The other day someone posted another recent webm of her in a halter dress or something (not the famous talk show host clip) and her tits looked massive.

>>214671570
I'd mash her taters if you know what I mean

>>214671592
nah just the same ones she had since 2010/12 whenever they leaked/happened
padding and pushing and phone fisheye lenses can deceive your eyes to think theyre bigger cups
never believe pics as you can really game the system using fisheye

>>214669820
Lesbian asshole spelunking 2

Fungus

>>214671570
Lush like

>>214671570
buy her cook book

>>214653825 (OP)
Yeah her parole officer is right next to her.

>>214654007
Sounds like my kind of party, hawr hawr hawr
*licks mayo off the jar*

>>214671915
>McBroom
>has witch nose
kek

>the votes are in, a hot dog is NOT a sandwich
>i refuse to accept the results of this election im gonna STORM the bedroom, who is with me?!
>no one laughs
lol

>>214653825 (OP)
>White Russian in a can
I see it's a very classy affair.

>>214672432
Don't be rude about Brie's wife, anon!

>>214671915
That looks like the shit my alcoholic aunt brings to Christmas dinner before she gets into the vodka.

I'd take Brie out for a few pints and a kebab. She seems like a fun lass.

>>214667592
>PR fallout
Limited only to chuds on /tv/

>>214671030
What's wrong with virtuoso Brie?
She grew enough that she gave her unicorn to someone that needed it more than her.
Pretty wholesome

>>214664271
she is literally paid to promote Nintendo shit. Its not a secret. But also she had Nintendo shit in her bedroom in her old nude leaks from like 15 years ago

god i love brie so much

i wish i was with her right now so we could play super metroid while cuddling ar the same time

>>214673479
you only live the idea of that, you'd get bored if you actually met her

BUT … is Brie cute?

>>214674244
Brie? Cute?? No way… unless..?

>>214653825 (OP)
>>214654049
I was about to have a drink. Thanks, /tv/, for the reminder that it's a terrible idea.

is she still vegan?

>>214674542
The reel OP is talkikng about is about her hosting a hot dog eating party.

Save Brie

>>214674920
boobries

>>214674542
Has she ever been vegan?

>>214674920
boyfriend looks depressed

>>214654929
>you'll never get shit-faced drunk and have sloppy sex with her
>you'll never hold her hair back as she vomits
>you'll have an abusive trailer trash marriage with her
why even live bros

Ah yes the chungus wife. Who wouldn't want one...

>>214674244
THE cutest!

I want to play board games with Brie and smell her she leans in to collect a card

>>214677054

It's like all the separate elements of being a beautiful and cute woman are there, but you just know there's a cold and calculating alien soul in there, staring at you with dead unfeeling eyes. Possessing a dull, deep disdain that could never be remedied.

>>214677147
She’s just autistic bro

>>214677184
That's what I said.

>>214659436
Who does she think she's fooling?

>>214676646
>Got so mindbroken she suddenly is a lesbo and have ADHD to convince herself she didn't do anything wrong

We love you Brie

>>214677380
True.

>>214677147
How do you figure? Are you an expert in reading facial expressions and human behavior?

>>214670591
yeah I'm sad I'm not there with her too