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Anonymous No.214655724 >>214656123 >>214656146 >>214656221 >>214656281 >>214656331 >>214656427 >>214656561 >>214657594 >>214657670 >>214657758 >>214657907 >>214657916 >>214657956 >>214657967 >>214657969 >>214657980 >>214658061 >>214658088 >>214659694 >>214659724 >>214659726 >>214659730 >>214659781 >>214660370 >>214660583 >>214660611 >>214660662 >>214660983 >>214661078 >>214661428 >>214661775 >>214661892 >>214662401 >>214662408 >>214662562 >>214662605 >>214662641 >>214662732 >>214662735 >>214663444 >>214663500
>The Fifth Element will never be the same
Anonymous No.214656123 >>214658704 >>214662366
>>214655724 (OP)
these are the type of people that should be raped by black cocks.
Anonymous No.214656142 >>214656275 >>214656465
You posted it yesterday, give it a break for few weeks.
Anonymous No.214656146
>>214655724 (OP)
Anonymous No.214656221 >>214663756
>>214655724 (OP)
Is that actually real? What the fuck was wrong with the 90's?
Anonymous No.214656234 >>214656280
No man gives a shit and only old hags care. Not because of any moral reason but because of jealousy
Anonymous No.214656275 >>214656376
>>214656142
Tomorrow I'm gonna post it again
Anonymous No.214656280 >>214656330 >>214658680 >>214661775
>>214656234
Same reason why guys like this care: jealousy

Like this dude wouldn’t fuck a 16-year-old
Anonymous No.214656281
>>214655724 (OP)
it's amazing how every frame of this guy talking has high soijak potential
Anonymous No.214656330 >>214659678
>>214656280
Jealousy or trying to score points
Anonymous No.214656331 >>214662713
>>214655724 (OP)
So he realized she's too young for him and left her for an older woman. How is that bad?
Anonymous No.214656376
>>214656275
thanks for your service
besson should be in jail
great film tho
Anonymous No.214656419
luc besson early life
Anonymous No.214656427
>>214655724 (OP)
How does her being the blue alien make matters worse?
Anonymous No.214656465
>>214656142
How about YOU give it a break, eh....sucka!
Anonymous No.214656561 >>214658531
>>214655724 (OP)
>heh this director did a heckin darth vader morality, so you can't like any of their work now
An actual valid reason is him fucking up a concept like 1000 planets so hard
Anonymous No.214657594
>>214655724 (OP)
I bet this guy is a sex pest or a pedophile, the bad kind of pedo too
Anonymous No.214657670
>>214655724 (OP)
He probably divorced her after seeing her "dance" as that blue alien.
Anonymous No.214657758
>>214655724 (OP)
reddit incel energy
Anonymous No.214657907
>>214655724 (OP)
He is french so that's how they roll. What you gonna do kill every frenchman in the world?
Anonymous No.214657916 >>214658798 >>214659770
>>214655724 (OP)
>knew about this years ago
>still don't care
Post the shit about Celine Dions manager /husband grooming her when she was 14 while you're at it.
Anonymous No.214657956
>>214655724 (OP)
Will the neck beard genocide ever happen?
How does this phenotype still exist? They're all in their 50s now, no?
Anonymous No.214657967
>>214655724 (OP)
based, im going to watch it again
Anonymous No.214657969
>>214655724 (OP)
read about maiwen's early childhood
abused by both parents
while besson didn't treat her great, her getting married was an escape
and she got a loving child and alimony from besson's many successes
better than nearly every other single mom
Anonymous No.214657980
>>214655724 (OP)
that's so coo.. gross
Anonymous No.214658061
>>214655724 (OP)
type of dude to do what luc besson did but not get away with it.
Anonymous No.214658088 >>214658546
>>214655724 (OP)
Wait til he finds out Besson just made a film about sexy vampires and there's like 1000 white people in it and no minorities.
Anonymous No.214658531 >>214658617
>>214656561
This.
Anonymous No.214658546 >>214658763
>>214658088
Muh dik
Anonymous No.214658617
>>214658531
>that pic
kek
Anonymous No.214658680
>>214656280
>Fat
>Manchild
>Scraggly beard
>Glasses
This dude has no problems in the pussy department.
Anonymous No.214658704 >>214659263
>>214656123
That he would enjoy it diminishes the humor of the situation.
Anonymous No.214658763 >>214662355
>>214658546
Anonymous No.214658798
>>214657916
they stayed together until he died, he didn't dump her a year later for a model
Anonymous No.214659263
>>214658704
it really makes you think
Anonymous No.214659651
I would have left a horsefaced 16yo for mila too
>eat bag of dicks on your way back to retarddit
Anonymous No.214659678 >>214660509
>>214656330
Signaling your "green flags" is pathetic and does 0 to get guys laid. Hope that guy dies an incel or troon or both.
Anonymous No.214659694
>>214655724 (OP)
>Reddit: The person
Anonymous No.214659724
>>214655724 (OP)
millennials not like this get mad about zoomers when half their generation is this guy
Anonymous No.214659726
>>214655724 (OP)
no one gives a shit about this metoo flower child nonsense anymore
Anonymous No.214659730
>>214655724 (OP)
Mwahhhh the French
Anonymous No.214659770
>>214657916
they didn't date until she was 20.
Anonymous No.214659781
>>214655724 (OP)
Why do Americans insist on applying their laws and morals on foreigner?. Especially dudes who you just know have no less than 500 GBs of cp in their hard drive at any given time.
Anonymous No.214660182 >>214662647 >>214662701
I'm getting really fucking tired of groomer hysteria. I am not a pedophile for being interested in a girl of legal age 2 years younger than me. Mentally there is rarely any fucking difference between a 16 year old girl and a 26 year old "woman" anyway.
Anonymous No.214660370 >>214660548
>>214655724 (OP)
Fifth Element is a great movie but in HD you can practically see the scotch tape holding the cardboard sets together
Anonymous No.214660509 >>214662788 >>214664160
>>214659678
>hope he dies in a troon booth
Me too
Anonymous No.214660548
>>214660370
>watching above 1080
I like to preserve the illusion
Anonymous No.214660583
>>214655724 (OP)
I still like kevin spacey movies idgaf
Anonymous No.214660611
>>214655724 (OP)
but have you heard about JK Rowling? I burned all of my harry potter books when I learned who she really was
Anonymous No.214660662 >>214660845
>>214655724 (OP)
Holy shit it's the same guy.

I wonder how many Funko Pops he owns.
Anonymous No.214660845
>>214660662
He beat yoko? Based
Anonymous No.214660983
>>214655724 (OP)
>soi fag with hotdog finger collectibles
opinion discarded
Anonymous No.214661078
>>214655724 (OP)
Oh my sΓΈyness, I hate the Fifth Element now!
Anonymous No.214661428
>>214655724 (OP)
What a faggot. Gonna go watch Fifth Element now.
Anonymous No.214661449 >>214661799
Anyone else notice the Covid Mask Up drawings behind him?
Anonymous No.214661775 >>214661847 >>214661872
>>214656280
>>214655724 (OP)
Most of it IDC. But marrying a girl impregnating her and then divorcing her a year later is something that should get this guy lynched. He needs to face a trial of his peers. Judgement needs to be passed.
Anonymous No.214661799
>>214661449
Oh wow. He just became an even BIGGER faggot.
Anonymous No.214661847
>>214661775
Admittedly, the bullshit a pregnant girl will put you through would drive any man to divorce, and that is not even while having prime Milla Jovavich rubbing her razor sharp nipples on you. You have to be reasonable.
Anonymous No.214661872 >>214662321
>>214661775
This is an unreasonable opinion unless you believe all divorce is immoral, in which case it is reasonable.
Anonymous No.214661892
>>214655724 (OP)
multipass?
Anonymous No.214662321
>>214661872
I believe in Jesus Christ and the tenets of Christianity. The only divorce that is acceptable is if a partner cheats. You cannot remarry after a divorce under Christian law.
Anonymous No.214662355 >>214662375
>>214658763
I would fail the test without a second thought.
Anonymous No.214662366 >>214662436 >>214663544 >>214663774
>>214656123
Like this?
Anonymous No.214662375 >>214662624
>>214662355
She would never have sex with you, but kill the second you would let her free.
Anonymous No.214662401
>>214655724 (OP)
I hate this film not because of this (who cares) but because it feels like an Eastern yuropean attempt to copy American cinema. It has no soul.
Anonymous No.214662408
>>214655724 (OP)
good for him
Anonymous No.214662436 >>214662733
>>214662366
>2021
early? normie social media use of the word Chud
Anonymous No.214662562
>>214655724 (OP)
>he married his wife when she was 15
nice
>he divorced her when she was 16
holy fucking cringe
Anonymous No.214662605
>>214655724 (OP)
>smug jew faggot thinks listing irrelevant factoids ruins anything
its 2025
people still eat hot dogs
theres 20.000 youtube vids showing how disgusting hotdog factories are, sweeping meat into giant grinders in the floor
Anonymous No.214662624
>>214662375
Nah I'd tell her she had to suck my dick before I unchained her
Anonymous No.214662629
>divorce apologists ITT
Read Matthew chapter 19 and repent.

The rest is fine though.
Anonymous No.214662641
>>214655724 (OP)
Wait, Luc Besson directed Leon the Professional.
This dude's obsession of associating cunny with every faucet in his life is so impressive it should be studied.
Anonymous No.214662647
>>214660182
>Mentally there is rarely any fucking difference between a 16 year old girl and a 26 year old "woman" anyway.
nah
Anonymous No.214662701
>>214660182
>Mentally there is rarely any fucking difference between a 16 year old girl and a 26 year old "woman" anyway.
Tell me you're autistic without telling me you're autistic
Anonymous No.214662713
>>214656331
>So he realized she's too young for him and left her for an older woman. How is that bad?
Bessin was first married to Anne Parillaud for about 5 years, and Parillaud was about the same age as him.
Then he married Maiwenn Le Besco, who was way way younger.
Then, he married Milla Jovovich, who was younger by about 15 years. (This ended really badly).
Then in 2004, Besson married Virginia Silla, a black chic, who he’s still married to 20 years later.
Silla is a movie producer, related to other actors in the movie business.
Honestly, Besson just seems like an autist who was crap at finding the appropriate chic to marry till after he failed a few times.
Anonymous No.214662732
>>214655724 (OP)
>watch thinking he is going to point out some major overseen plot issue
>nope just bitching about stuff that happened off screen
I really do not care.
Anonymous No.214662733
>>214662436
>normie
he was a far leftist
Anonymous No.214662735
>>214655724 (OP)
>hey, you know that movie you like? The director is a bad person!!!!11
and? movie's still good.

not 5th element though, it's overrated as hell.
Anonymous No.214662788 >>214664160
>>214660509
The creator of this thing went to jail because the pod didn't kill the patient and they choked her to death.
Anonymous No.214663444 >>214663562
>>214655724 (OP)
>Giving a shit about a neckbeard redditors opinion about anything.
This only makes me like Besson more.
Anonymous No.214663500 >>214663559 >>214663735
>>214655724 (OP)
I watched 5th element with my dad a week ago because he wanted to rewatch it.
I hated it and talked over the entire more. the plot is like something a retard would come up with. yeah the car chase and opera shooting scenes are good. but apart from that its just noise.
the gag with his cig being all filter made us laugh though, and the bit where gary oldman shoots the gun and it auto-aims at the target was funny.
also the sound mixing is bad.
Anonymous No.214663526
She looked that bad at 16? No wonder he jumped ship.
Anonymous No.214663544 >>214663774
>>214662366
This video is hilarious levels of situational unawareness. You can see the crackhead spazzing out and smashing shit from a mile down the street in the video and they still keep walking towards him.
>tfw you get murdered because you want to prove to your gf that you're not a hecking roicist who crosses the street to avoid black crackheads
Anonymous No.214663559
>>214663500
also the ZESTY black guy with the thing on his head shouldn't even have been in the film at all. he added nothing but detracted a lot.
Anonymous No.214663562 >>214663894
>>214663444
where did you get this video of OP
Anonymous No.214663601
>Arms folded
>eyebrows raised
>glasses
>bearded
>receding hairline
Why do they all look the same?
The only thing missing are the cargo shorts and the capeshit t-shirt. But I guess this distinguished gentleman just wanted to go for the smart casual look, as he changed movie history forever.

Protip: leave the crying over based directors not caring for social norms to the +30yo women.
Anonymous No.214663735
>>214663500
>I hated it and talked over the entire more.
Genuinely feel sorry for your dad to have such a faggot as a son. Deliberately making it worse by yapping endlessly is like the biggest crybaby move I can imagine.
I'm not in this thread m
Anonymous No.214663756
>>214656221
The world still was a cool place to live.
Anonymous No.214663774 >>214664183
>>214662366
>>214663544
You mocking a death guy? I'm contacting your employers.
Anonymous No.214663894
>>214663562
I work for Palantir.
Anonymous No.214664160
>>214662788
>>214660509
Anonymous No.214664183
>>214663774
>implying I have a job