Thread 214661569

It's pretty barebones looking back at it:
>Penguin wants to take over the city with Shrek, they try to frame Batman and he stops it
Was kinda expecting more desu. The pacing is rather dull which contrasts with Nolan. The Dark Knight has a lot of momentum making it easily re watchable and there are enough twists making it a treat for first time viewing.
The best part of Returns, however, as that this was like the only Batman film that has any libido and sensuality. Anne Hathaway just feels so sterile, Rachel is a non entity and Reeves Batman is just so boring and sexless besides that one scene where Battinson is adjusting Catwoman's contact lens. The mistletoe scene is perfect and I can't see it being topped any time soon especially since we're getting another Reeves snorefest in 2027. I don't get why writers can't just take inspiration for BTAS. That was perfect in how Batman's sensuality should be portrayed. Like a Pilgrim in a Gothic world full of temptresses. He is the object of affection and lust just as much as the women but of course Bats is a Chad who walks right over them for the most part. That Roxy Rocket episode, Harley's Holiday, Holiday Knights and others were Batman is chained up or fucking seducing a Cheetah-woman hybrid

>>214661569 (OP)
tl;dr
kys yammering faggot

>>214661569 (OP)
Way to completely miss the point of the movie. The plot was none essential. It was straight up a German Expression movie. Come on man, main villain’s name is Max Schreck

>>214661639
Yeah yeah it looks cool but it was barebones minus the kino mistletoe scene, Catwoman and Penguin interaction and "because he is Batman you moron"

>>214661569 (OP)
Best batman

>>214661685
Dark Knight is more enjoyable. I would say its tied for second place with Phantasm, Return of the Joker and Lego Batman

>>214661757
Fuck off Nolan. You are the most generic overrated director ever

>>214661569 (OP)
we need more batman shit. to the batslop cave mcbatman

>>214661569 (OP)
Well, good news!
We're never getting Batman like that again!

>>214661769
I don't like any o his other films. I even found the Prestige to be a bore but TDK is genuinely enjoyable because of the constant increase in tension and pace even if it is too on the nose with its themes

>>214661784
Gunn's is gonna be shot or at best a live action version of Lego Batman. I don't know if anyone can do it but - TDK's pacing and tension with a comfy, soulful gothic give similar to almost got I'm, perchance to dream, mad love and baby doll

>>214661784
> “Even with Batman, if I was doing Batman, I’d get into it it like, Batman’s a f**king maniac. So he puts on a f**king scary bat costume and goes out and tries to scare people.

He’s going for the straight up original pulp Batman

>>214661784
>Finding a bland story with cool atmosphere underwhelming means you want Gunnslop
No I just want an actual mystery since Batman's modus operandi is being the world's greatest detective. Have some mystery.

>>214661873
Eh, Gunn made it clear his Batman is going to be a straight up vigilante lunatic. He won’t be working with the cops but probably damn close to Punisher level from what he describes

>>214661569 (OP)
Batman and Catwoman
trying to pin them down?
oh come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpaqBXc5MTk&list=RDzpaqBXc5MTk&start_radio=1
<3

>>214661910
I doubt that. I imagine he's going to be some affected, sexless le gruff millenial work husband archetype that goes -_- everytime Damian gets all kill happy

>>214661569 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u34gHaRiBIU
<3

>>214661979
go get her babe <3

>>214661979
Zero libido
>>214661910
Gunn should just let Reeves handle Batman even if it's going to be some boring garbage. Stick to Mr Terrific as your smart justice leaguer and do something more his speed like Booster Gold. Cast an Asian guy who dyes his hair blonde or something with a personality similar to the protagonist from Hot Rod

>>214662016
don't you wish baby <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvKOIKOxZ8

>>214661569 (OP)
>I don't get why writers can't just take inspiration for BTAS
Wtf does "BTAS" mean? Spell properly.

>>214661569 (OP)
Zoomer fingers typed this post

>>214661569 (OP)
This was considered a "DARK" movie even though it's a colorful, goofy christmas flick with Danny Devito as a penguin.

Agreed. Only the catwoman scenes are good. This movie is goofy crap.

>>214661569 (OP)
darkest cape film imo
I remember watching it when I was a kid, the penguin is sick

>>214661639
Burton himself admitted there is no plot. It's just a self indulgent dark fairytale about weird animal people and an evil circus.

>>214661784
I knew he was a pedo cunt but takes it to a whole new level

>>214661569 (OP)
It's Burton's best film and the best Batman film and the only superhero film that mogs it is Superman '78

>>214661829
>Gunn's is gonna be shot or at best a live action version of Lego Batman
a live version of the best Batman

>>214661784
Heath Ledger was an edgy fag dressed in clown make up for no reason