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Anonymous No.214662194 >>214662236 >>214662990 >>214663577 >>214663587 >>214663603 >>214663652 >>214663780 >>214663843 >>214663948 >>214663962 >>214663997 >>214664258 >>214664325 >>214664451 >>214664560 >>214664641 >>214664698 >>214664714 >>214665088 >>214665291 >>214665594 >>214666079 >>214666257 >>214668355 >>214668407 >>214668561 >>214668800 >>214668805 >>214668880 >>214668966 >>214669774 >>214671509 >>214673081
/aβ€’e/ Alien: Earth General
oh no... /ourguy/ hates it...
Anonymous No.214662236 >>214663603 >>214663624 >>214663629 >>214664942 >>214664948 >>214665980 >>214666801 >>214666904 >>214668403 >>214668600 >>214669277
>>214662194 (OP)
>Our guy
Stop idolizing youtubers, what are, fucking 12?
Anonymous No.214662341
Sorry Disney, I'm not going to enjoy it just because a YouTuber said I shouldn't. The show is dogshit on its own merits.
Anonymous No.214662875 >>214662900 >>214663667
>finale next week
I am completely forgotten...
Anonymous No.214662900 >>214663765 >>214663984
>>214662875
Amazing how tv shows from the 90's can generate discussion to this day, but Alien Earth won't be discussed past next Tuesday beyond "wtf were they thinking?"
Anonymous No.214662990 >>214663106 >>214663718 >>214668948 >>214672334
>>214662194 (OP)
How is it almost every single episode of any star trek is bettr than the 7 hours we got from this?

The writing int hose shows are better, the acting, the effects.

Fucking BAttlestar Galactica is better than this.

This was supposed to be cinematic but it's just a weekly xena warrior princess shit polished to look like a movie im so fucking done with this fake shit
Anonymous No.214663106
>>214662990
It's the 'polished to look like a movie' that pisses me off the most. Like, yeah, the cinematography is modern but that just means it is expensive. We were better off when things were shot like a high school stage play.
Anonymous No.214663147 >>214663543 >>214663614 >>214663646
I would say that this entire show was entirely written in ChatGPT, but honestly I think ChatGPT would've done a better job.
Anonymous No.214663543 >>214669047 >>214672587
>>214663147
worse it's written and direct by women

also in the weekly podcast they keep talking about "emotions" and how the kids "feel" they harly ever talk about the mythology of alien, suspense or creating anything memorable, it legitamatemly proved to me we need to get rid of women from in these types of positions, they just do it for a moment in time and then fuck off, I dont see any woman directing or writing anything good until old age they all do it for a small moment and then fuck off
Anonymous No.214663577
>>214662194 (OP)
Well, the series is dogshit. I don't know a single person IRL who said they liked it, so statistically it was very likely that Drinker wouldn't either
Anonymous No.214663587
>>214662194 (OP)
POWERFUL
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214663603 >>214663629 >>214663632 >>214663683
>>214662236
All the youtube grifters hated it. Rage bait gets more eyes and more views equals more money. Simple as.

>>214662194 (OP)
Previous: >>214613722
Anonymous No.214663614 >>214663703 >>214667502 >>214667585
>>214663147
women wrote and directed it, noah only did episode 1 and the flashback, basically anything on the manigot because he wanted to he "alien" part of it, he gave everything else to the young ladies
Anonymous No.214663624
>>214662236
>what are
Anonymous No.214663629 >>214663657 >>214663775 >>214664528
>>214662236
>>214663603
The majority of his views come from retarded lefties hatewatching him.
Anonymous No.214663632 >>214663657
>>214663603
really? might start a channel im out fo a job
Anonymous No.214663646
>>214663147
At this point I hope ChatGPT takes over from the braindead retards that currently infest the industry.
Anonymous No.214663652
>>214662194 (OP)
I hate this show too. The writing is so bad, you notice it while watching (that's really really bad)
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214663657 >>214663736
>>214663629
Yup

>>214663632
For every 1 successful channel there are 500 that failed to gain traction. Try it as a side hustle and see if it picks up. You might get lucky.
Anonymous No.214663667
>>214662875
wtf already
Anonymous No.214663683 >>214663733 >>214663860
>>214663603
>previous

WHAT?! LOW SPERM IS MARRIED TO ZAZIE IRL??? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?
Anonymous No.214663703 >>214663775
>>214663614
he wrote and directed more than one
Anonymous No.214663718 >>214663787 >>214671667
>>214662990
those shows were written before leftist metal illness took over the studios, we will never get another trek
Anonymous No.214663733 >>214666328
>>214663683
man has rizz, he must be a really good actor considering the wimp he played in Erf
Anonymous No.214663736 >>214663786
>>214663657
>Yup
The show is still dogshit though
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214663765 >>214665033 >>214669449
>>214662900
I can re-watch SG-1 every couple of years and enjoy it immensely. I can post a thread about it on /tv/ and it will hit the post limit. Both of those will be true in 20 years as well.

I can't name a single show from the last several years that those sentences can apply to. The nearest one is Justified and it ended in 2015.
Anonymous No.214663775 >>214664695
>>214663629
>The majority of his views come from retarded lefties hatewatching him.
Why would thye hate watch all the comments agree with him though so are the leftists with him or against him?

What if people just agree with him that show is shit?

>>214663703
Yes that what I said he directed the only 2 episodes that were basically nostalgia bait. 1 and 5 these 2 episodes were the ship episodes.
He also CO-WROTE with mostly women the other episodes.
Anonymous No.214663780
>>214662194 (OP)
It has been utter garbage slop from the start and only keeps getting worse. Anyone claiming to like it is a marketer.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214663786 >>214663801
>>214663736
I don't think anyone is disputing that after the last episode. It had potential when it started and most of the stuff could be explained or massaged back into canon, the grifters hated it from day 1.

Still gonna watch it for the meme potential and because I love Alien so fucking much it's unreal. A shitfest in an alternate reality with a xenomorph still counts.
Anonymous No.214663787
>>214663718
thats true actually didnt this go through re-writes too during covid? isnt this some sort of production hell thing they forced?
Anonymous No.214663801 >>214663806 >>214663807 >>214663814 >>214663840 >>214665056
>>214663786
>A shitfest in an alternate reality with a xenomorph still counts.
no fukc off wiht the multiverse faggotry, there is no multiverse in alien
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214663806 >>214663890
>>214663801
The show is not canon, anon. It happens in another universe from the movies.
Anonymous No.214663807
>>214663801
everything is multiverse now thats how they can rape franchises for eternity.
Anonymous No.214663814
>>214663801
he means it doesn't happen alongside the movies, retard, doesn't mean Ripley from Resurrection will pop into the Hawley-verse through a transdimensional portal or something.
Anonymous No.214663840
>>214663801
alt reality =/= multiverse
Anonymous No.214663843 >>214665228
>>214662194 (OP)
I genuinely liked the first two episodes. I cant believe it went downhill so fast.
Anonymous No.214663860
>>214663683
he is hitting that chocolate pussy ever night
Anonymous No.214663890 >>214663942 >>214665274
>>214663806
>another universe
I genuinely despise this new writing trend.
Anonymous No.214663942 >>214663969
>>214663890
how would you explain Erf's existence otherwise?
Anonymous No.214663948
>>214662194 (OP)
>critical grifter
Anonymous No.214663962
>>214662194 (OP)
you mean, Disney paid him to make a video about it and 4chan to make threads about it?
Anonymous No.214663969 >>214664096
>>214663942
Incompetence from everyone involved in writing this show.
Anonymous No.214663984
>>214662900
>he said, continuing to discuss the show weeks after he could have stopped watching it
Anonymous No.214663997 >>214664012 >>214664102
>>214662194 (OP)
>oh shit, people don't like the show I glazed over a few weeks ago
>welp, time to do a 180!
Anonymous No.214664012 >>214664068
>>214663997
Addressed in the video you didn't watch ;)
Anonymous No.214664068 >>214664149
>>214664012
>he said this, thinking it was a win
Anonymous No.214664086 >>214664244
wtf how did they catch me?
Anonymous No.214664096 >>214664375 >>214671901
>>214663969
in universe, slowpoke
Anonymous No.214664102 >>214664124 >>214664149
>>214663997
Hmmm where have i seen this before
Anonymous No.214664124 >>214664196
>>214664102
why do you care about some literal faggot (rape din prison) grifter's opinions? seriously anon. get a fucking grip.
Anonymous No.214664149
>>214664068
a lot of people treated erf with cautious optimism after the first episode and then immediately did a 180 after ep 2 with how retarded things got real fast
>>214664102
saying that FF4 is the best disney marvel movie of the year doesnt mean its good does it
Anonymous No.214664196
>>214664124
Disney are literally paying youtubers to be sexist and racist as a way of promoting their corporate slop.

its very helpful to learn that this has become a thing as it helps me simply stop watching those channels instead of letting them get to me.
Anonymous No.214664244
>>214664086
His whole island assault operation looked like a straight to DVD Steven Seagal special forces movie. I expected him to perform some kung fu moves to take down all the Prodigy forces and waddle off with the specimen.
For real though he's the only character on the show I'm rooting for even if the show is honestly pretty shit at this point.
Anonymous No.214664258 >>214664268 >>214665312
>>214662194 (OP)
Are they actually fight aliens in this show??
Anonymous No.214664268
>>214664258
no, just extra terrestrials and robots
Anonymous No.214664325 >>214664489
>>214662194 (OP)
I stopped watching after episode 2, but the reviews for episode 5 (the story of what happened on the ship) made me check that one out. Holy fuck it’s bad. The acting is horrendous. Arab guy, chinese guy and mexican lady were the absolute worst. The characters all act like TOTAL FUCKING RETARDS. Fucking black nigress fucking up in the lab handling DEADLY FUCKING ALIENS. Is it THIS hard to write a competent story. I mean for FUUUUCKS sake, I just want ONE cool show to watch. Just ONE.
Anonymous No.214664375
>>214664096
I know what you meant. They didn't bother to make it fit into the existing continuity because they are retarded.
Anonymous No.214664451
>>214662194 (OP)
>get hyped for Alien Vs Predator vidya like series where tough marines with motion detector fight xenomorphs in dark claustrophobic places
>its actually cringe re telling of Lilo & Stitch with infantile dialogs and brain dead characters, all soldiers look like snoy californian baristas and campus activists
Anonymous No.214664489 >>214664552
>>214664325
>I just want ONE cool show to watch. Just ONE.
Why bother when Disney adults will obediently consume the slop and squeal for more?
Anonymous No.214664528 >>214664695
>>214663629
Hard to conceive of so many words meaning absolutely nothing when placed in this order.
Anonymous No.214664530 >>214664587
will the plant redeem the entire show?
Anonymous No.214664552
>>214664489
last hope is Kimmel drama making Disney cut off ties with leftists, DEI and snoys. Only people who arent mentally ill will work for Disney while rest will go protest Kimmel on the street in front of his billion dollar mansion
Anonymous No.214664560
>>214662194 (OP)
Blyat
Anonymous No.214664587 >>214664603
>>214664530
well the fly didn't do shit and it had a whole episode named after it
Anonymous No.214664603
>>214664587
the fly is the only one that killed a hybrid so far
Anonymous No.214664604 >>214664621
The only way this can fit into continuity is if the entire island gets nuked and the only surviving records are whatever Yutani manages to steal from Prodigy. As far as I'm aware Prodigy has never been mentioned in canon before now so it'll probably have to be absorbed into one of the other corpos.
Anonymous No.214664621 >>214664666
>>214664604
Erf has no FTL, Nostromo did and it's literally leaving in a month
Anonymous No.214664641
>>214662194 (OP)
Bros, we fell for it like with the Witcher series. It's a fucking slop
Anonymous No.214664666 >>214664677 >>214664960 >>214665357
>>214664621
This makes no sense because getting to any star without FTL would take thousands of years.
Anonymous No.214664677 >>214664728 >>214664731
>>214664666
Satan the writers of this show are too fucking to understand space travel.
Anonymous No.214664695
>>214664528
>>214663775
Stop watching that faggot you retarded leftoids
Anonymous No.214664698 >>214664713 >>214664748
>>214662194 (OP)
You guys never watched anything good of your lives to keep watching that slop beyond 3 episodes.
Anonymous No.214664713
>>214664698
no, the alien appeal is just overwhelming, that's all
Anonymous No.214664714
>>214662194 (OP)
broken clock...
Anonymous No.214664728
>>214664677
I missed an important word there.
Anonymous No.214664731
>>214664677
All modern sci-fi fails to grasp just how fucking big space is. In the first episode they said something like "the specimens were collected from all over the universe" and it's like, really? The ENTIRE universe you say?
Anonymous No.214664735 >>214664754 >>214664768 >>214664787 >>214664978 >>214669180
No white men allowed?
Anonymous No.214664741
>imma have my dinner while casually working in this filthy lab full of extraterrestrials
Prisoners have feeding hatches and these niggas feeding acid spitting flies like they're doing the rounds at a petting zoo.
Plus that black woman scientist is so ugly she has no business being on TV.
Worst show I've seen in ages.
Anonymous No.214664748 >>214664773
>>214664698
Now I'm just watching to see how much dumber can it get and it's not dissapointing
Anonymous No.214664754 >>214664767 >>214664798
>>214664735
Disney HATES white men.
Anonymous No.214664767 >>214664817
>>214664754
Unless they're the villains of course.
Anonymous No.214664768 >>214664909
>>214664735
you will accept the white female lead and you will like it
Anonymous No.214664773
>>214664748
That's dumb but as long you pirate it doesn't matter
Anonymous No.214664787 >>214665062
>>214664735
There are five white men. Two are impotent cucks, one is a robot, one is a 'genius' who is actually a retard and the last one is normal bald guy.
Anonymous No.214664798
>>214664754
Will they change their policy for Kimmel?
Anonymous No.214664810 >>214664833 >>214665000 >>214665048 >>214668731
Morrow was talking mad shit about Kirsh being obsolete, but I just realized Morrow is even more obsolete since he's a cyborg with 65 year old tech.
Anonymous No.214664817
>>214664767
But that's just another expression of their hatred. Modern Disney is run by jews who would genocide all white men if they could.
Anonymous No.214664833
>>214664810
The writers forgot.
Anonymous No.214664852 >>214664901 >>214664939 >>214665419 >>214665558
Why did the 100 years old Peter Weiland go on the Prometheus mission if the technology exists to download his consciousness into a robotic body with badass sword hands?
Anonymous No.214664901
>>214664852
erf is not canon to the movies, it's its own thing (show creator said it)
Anonymous No.214664909 >>214665077
>>214664768
>complaining about white female lead in something from the Alien franchise of all things
Anonymous No.214664929 >>214665115 >>214665147 >>214665243
I can't believe I've just watched 7 episodes of nothingburger today. Literally nothing happens in this series. Funny thing is that they have many concepts in their hand to explore and lean on. People behind this show are utterly incompetent.

They have,
>Giant corporations pulling strings
>An unorthodox genius boy
>Androids with human consciousness(?)
>Xenomorph
>Other aliens
>Synths and cyborgs
>Soul crashing life in extreme capitalism
>A potential drama between brother and his sister(?)

And they did nothing with all of them. This level of incompetence is incredible. Events keep happening but they have no meaning. I can give a pass to first season of a series since most first seasons are all about building the foundation of a series but they didn't even managed to do that.
Anonymous No.214664939 >>214664989 >>214668585 >>214668718
>>214664852
Because that technology doesn't exist and Kavalier is a lying grifter. The kids are just regular synths who think they aren't.
Anonymous No.214664942
>>214662236
I hate this fucking faggot so goddamn much. He is so fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.214664948
>>214662236
he's not idolizing you idiot he's shilling
Anonymous No.214664960
>>214664666
Nah the maginot just picked up the xeno next to jupiter or something chud
Anonymous No.214664978 >>214670108
>>214664735
One of the hybrids was even a white kid who gets given a nigger body lmao
Anonymous No.214664989
>>214664939
Considering the show has not alluded to this at all it's just stupid enough to be right.
Anonymous No.214665000
>>214664810
Unironically the writer didn't think of that, just like they didn't think of how Morrow's insane transforming arm would fit into lore
Anonymous No.214665033 >>214668825
>>214663765
You're absolutely right, but I have three words for you: Better Call Saul.
Anonymous No.214665048 >>214665171
>>214664810
Morrow is just a human with some augments
Anonymous No.214665056
>>214663801
lul you people
Anonymous No.214665062 >>214665112
>>214664787
White men can either be non threatening, passive and supplicant who are in touch with their feelings and cry all the time or if they have any level of competence, force of will and dominance they have to play a villain role.
Anonymous No.214665077 >>214665165 >>214665488 >>214665563 >>214665608
>>214664909
The permanent ripley stand in is ruining the franchise
Anonymous No.214665088 >>214665127
>>214662194 (OP)
can't get past 5 minutes of this stupid affected voice he's putting on, and saying 'fucking retarded bullshit' isn't exactly compelling criticism. Is this seriously /tv/s favourite youtuber?
Anonymous No.214665112
>>214665062
no one is threatening in this shitshow not even the alien
Anonymous No.214665115
>>214664929
First contact type shit always tickles my autistic sci fi loving brain so I wish they would've at least put some fucking effort into the part about establishing communication with alien species rather than just having Boy Retard just write numbers on his hand and go "so you know these right?"
Anonymous No.214665127
>>214665088
yeah, Drinker for /tv/ and Asmongold for /v/
Anonymous No.214665147 >>214665164 >>214665290
>>214664929
well put. this show suffers from the same problem as Prometheus/Covenant: would work better OUTSIDE of the Alien franchise. have no xenos, facehuggers or eggs, and just go along with their own ideas. be like Raised by Wolves.
Anonymous No.214665164
>>214665147
>Raised by Wolves
RIP
Anonymous No.214665165
>>214665077
This. It’s lame it’s literally a tradition now that you must have a female lead in anything Alien because out of universe meta reasons.
Anonymous No.214665171
>>214665048
He can literally press open blast doors, stronger than synths
Anonymous No.214665228 >>214665471 >>214665633
>>214663843
the first one was ok but the alien mayhem was shit
I really liked ep 2 despite the shitty wendy fight
I was disappointed it's not going to continue in the broken tower and city
liked it enough till ep 4
ep 5 was just shit and it stayed that way
only interested in eyebert at this point the rest is unsalvagable
Anonymous No.214665243
>>214664929
You will watch constant nothing-happens-slops and you will like them all!
Anonymous No.214665274
>>214663890
ignoring what you want is not a new writing trend
but I agree that only sequels are ever canon in any fiction
Anonymous No.214665290 >>214665447
>>214665147
I can actually believe that A:E was envisioned to be it's own thing but someone at Disney got cold feet and demanded they put Xenomorphs in and make it an Alien prequel. That explains why none of this fits into continuity.
Anonymous No.214665291 >>214665341 >>214665365 >>214665530 >>214667271
>>214662194 (OP)
This was Hulu's best show?
Anonymous No.214665312 >>214667498
>>214664258
yes but it's very critical of ICE
Anonymous No.214665341 >>214665595 >>214665597
>>214665291
>one of its best ever shows
Dear god is Hulu really that bad?
Anonymous No.214665357 >>214665624
>>214664666
the closes star is 4.4 years away at the speed of light so no it wouldn't take thousands of years to get to any star without being faster than light
Anonymous No.214665365
>>214665291
It's not even a Hulu show. It's an FX show that gets uploaded to Hulu the same night.
Anonymous No.214665419 >>214665535
>>214664852
because the guy who is developing this tech didn't tell him about it
are you retarded
Anonymous No.214665447
>>214665290
An android/synth/robot/cyborg show would have been much cheaper to make. But it was kind of already done, in Ex Machina:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_Machina_(film)
Also, I just realised, that the paper cutter as a weapon used by an artificial person is not even an original idea in Alien: Earth, M3GAN already had that...
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3GAN
There is a slight chance it was an early hint at Wendy becoming evil... then again, in M3GAN 2.0 she is not evil anymore... so who knows...
Anonymous No.214665471 >>214665633
>>214665228
>only interested in eyebert at this point the rest is unsalvagable

Same here but I consider it a problem if the xeno isn't the most interesting thing in a series that's supposed to be about xenos
Anonymous No.214665488 >>214665632
>>214665077
Because they're written like dogshit, not because of some inherent quality to being white women. At most that affects the writing because people generally treat women with kiddy gloves but still in the end it comes to the writing.
Some background shit may affect it too I think because Sigourney Weaver seems like a based woman in addiction to being a good actor.
>calls out Alien 3 for being a moneygrab rather than an attempt to make a good movie
>tells Fox to either go with the ending where Ripley dies or she won't take any part in it
Meanwhile for the lead actor in this show most I've heard is she's a nepobaby(ew) and had a fit over being asked to interview alongside two of her co-workers because "they're old white men"
Anonymous No.214665530 >>214665540
>>214665291
We haven't even had one scene of the planethugger yet and there's one more episode
Anonymous No.214665535 >>214665814
>>214665419
It was explained in the show that prodigy are just about to take the technology to market. It's utterly preposterous to believe that corporate espionage doesn't exist in this world.
Anonymous No.214665540
>>214665530
it's in the trailer
Anonymous No.214665558 >>214665649
>>214664852
There' no actual consciousness transfer. But even worse than calls into question why Prodigy is bothering with it. It's just human like synths.
Anonymous No.214665563
>>214665077
Prometheus felt different even though it still had one. Covenant's frumpy bitch was a miscast even for stand in standards.
Anonymous No.214665594
>>214662194 (OP)
I like it
Anonymous No.214665595
>>214665341
The only other Hulu original I've ever seen people talk about is that alien cartoon made by one of the creators of Rick and Meme, and they threw the baby out with the bath water on that one after he was canceled
Anonymous No.214665597
>>214665341
Pam and Tommy and the show about the Theranos woman are much better, but those are dramas so no one watched them.
Anonymous No.214665608 >>214665823
>>214665077
>The permanent ripley stand in
it's a horror trope
Anonymous No.214665624 >>214665936
>>214665357
The Zeta Reticuli star system is approximately 39LY from Earth, so that's a 78 year round trip for starters. The show claimed that the ayys were collected from all over the universe, but even if we pretend they meant to say "galaxy" that still requires FTL.
Anonymous No.214665632 >>214666054
>>214665488
>Sigourney Weaver seems like a based woman in addiction to being a good actor.
Sigourney helped destroy Alien 3 with her power tripping. This guy gathers a bunch of material and interviews with other people to paint the proper picture of how she did it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHvTycoUwRA&list=PLkHV5OzeFEkEqaE44WEiAw_a33OTQEfZi
includes parts of the interview with Ralph Brown where he shows Sigourney's interference to bulk up her role in detriment of the others' and the movie story.
Anonymous No.214665633 >>214665688
>>214665471
watching episode 1 I was thinking this should have been a show about the ship crashing with just the other specimens who then run rampant in kowloon city hellhole and that's it
I love ruined stairwells
>>214665228
hmm I just checked
the alien mayhem is in ep2 but I still liked that episode a lot, and the wendy fight is in ep3 but that still was my favourite
Anonymous No.214665649
>>214665558
he wants child like synths with gigabrains that emulate his prodigy abilities.
Anonymous No.214665683 >>214665719 >>214665766 >>214665811 >>214665846 >>214666029
I quite enjoy this tv show. it has aliens in it that kill people, cute girls and new aliens that are creepy too. pretty good desu.
Anonymous No.214665688
>>214665633
>the ship crashing with just the other specimens who then run rampant in kowloon city hellhole and that's it
it would've been so much better
maybe have various conflicting factions like the police, the mafia, the corpos and whatnot
Anonymous No.214665719 >>214665744 >>214665811 >>214667605 >>214668249 >>214669918
>>214665683
>cute girls
Anonymous No.214665744 >>214665782
>>214665719
Anonymous No.214665766
>>214665683
kek
Anonymous No.214665782
>>214665744
cute
90s tv
Anonymous No.214665811
>>214665683
>>214665719
I wish these idiots would get over the idea of casting ugly people in everything. All the characters in this show, male or female are unconventional and weird looking at best and straight up ugly at worst. Why can’t we have handsome muscular men and smoking hot girls in these shows anymore? Do there casting directors hate money.
Anonymous No.214665814 >>214665949 >>214666044
>>214665535
it's inconsistent
it is said from the get go it's a secret, and it stands to reason it should be
but in ep5 the russian knew about it as if from the ads, perhaps the chevalier told him directly but then the guy was pretty naive to believe it on top of all the other coincidences
then they supposedly just started testing the kids but they already are prepped to present them to the board, and they are never shown to be doing any testing, the kids just fuck around at a pond and do hazardous shit in the tower and lab
as for espionage and security
you are right but the writers will write
they have zero security in prodigy, nor do they have actual working staff beyond 3 people, so they must be gentlemanly about it and play fair and not steal secret
of course it was already shown they go to great lengths to do otherwise
not to mention even morrow has at least 65 year old super tracking transmitter device that can meld into skin
Anonymous No.214665823
>>214665608
For slasher films which Alien hasn't really been outside of the first. It's become a lazy politically tinted trope that signals in each instance the writer didn't have a purposeful unique story they wanted to tell as the protagonist is always dictated by this external trend.

For example the stand in captain in Covenant with his religious leanings would have been a far more appropriate and interesting lead. Instead we just get another random Ripley.
Anonymous No.214665846 >>214665927
>>214665683
Thanks for dropping by Hawley
KGB agent No.214665927
>>214665846

Please don't make your apple password "Author" anymore. It's very gay, and insecure.
Anonymous No.214665936 >>214666088
>>214665624
I'm just saying the statement was grossly over exaggerated
of course if we could do approaching light speed in the first place that would be a huge thing as well
I don't think they confirmed they were picked from different planets but I wish they did because otherwise it would be retarded
Anonymous No.214665949
>>214665814
This is what bugs me about the show, the more you think about it the more glaring the issues become.
Anonymous No.214665980
>>214662236
this desu
Anonymous No.214666029 >>214666229
>>214665683
I wish I was as dumb as you. I would probably enjoy more things.
Anonymous No.214666044 >>214666305
>>214665814
>not to mention even morrow has at least 65 year old super tracking transmitter device that can meld into skin
Kirsh noticed the subdermal transmitter immediately and left it in on purpose to lure cybergiganigga onto the island to BTFO him. All went according to plan. Truly genius. How can anyone compete with the synth master race?
Anonymous No.214666054 >>214666537
>>214665632
>Weaver liked the Cold War metaphor, and agreed to a smaller role
>"I felt that Ripley was going to become a burden to the story ... There are only so many aspects to that character you can do." - Weaver quote from an interview
>Writer David Twohy was next to work on the project[...] Twohy's script was delivered to Fox president Joe Roth, who did not like the idea of Ripley being removed, declaring that "Sigourney Weaver is the centerpiece of the series" and Ripley was "really the only female warrior we have in our movie mythology". Weaver was then called
It may be my cynicism towards youtubers speaking, since so many of them distort shit and boast others with editing to try getting their point across in disingenuous ways or should I say "paint a proper picture" as they'd say, so I'll just say other sources contradict that thing about her influence and intentions. And leave it at that.
Anonymous No.214666079
>>214662194 (OP)
Of course he does, it stars a woman.
Anonymous No.214666088 >>214666305
>>214665936
As a viewer I don't need to be told how fast the ship goes, it's sci-fi and I am willing to suspend my disbelief as long as there is some kind of logic that governs everything that happens in the story. Based on what I've seen so far everything is just made up as they go along, people do stupid things simply because the writers couldn't think of better ways to make the plot happen. This show is offensive to the medium of storytelling.
Anonymous No.214666229
>>214666029
yes the crippling existential pain goes away once you take the dumbpill
Anonymous No.214666257 >>214666286
>>214662194 (OP)
I don't know what you guys are smoking but this show's been way better than the trashfire i thought it was gonna be.
Anonymous No.214666286 >>214666298
>>214666257
How would you feel if you didnt eat breakfast tomorrow?
Anonymous No.214666298
>>214666286
I'm gonna eat breakfast tomorrow
Anonymous No.214666305
>>214666044
that's a fault in security if it hinges on 1 synth and its goodwill which is shown to be dubious to the viewer, however unflinching it may be in reality
there's a bunch of janitors fucking around in the area but you can't hire another trustworthy person to look at the monitors?
why does HE have to take care of this, of the alien laboratory, of the kids, of the island security troops, of assisting in arbitrage, cont.
this is gross inefficiency even if he is infallible he can only do 1 thing at a time, which is a plot point since the fuck up at the lab was during his unnecessary absence
>>214666088
all any chud ever wants is consistency but we get vilified for it
Anonymous No.214666328
>>214663733
I felt a little bit of actual sadness when he died.
Anonymous No.214666537
>>214666054
charles dance being killed off early was her idea, as well as 85 actually having an 85 iq so he'd follow her orders instead of "manning up" when his superiors were dead and taking a more prominent leading role. also she casted Dillon, a good cast but weird that they'd give an actress that decision. and she was also good with killing off hicks and newt so she'd have the attention on her.
Anonymous No.214666671 >>214666783 >>214667046 >>214667155 >>214667868
How the fuck does this show cost 250 million dollars to make, it looks so cheap and its only 8 episodes. Unless the finale is nothing but god tier CGI then this is some overinflated funding.
Anonymous No.214666783 >>214666938
>>214666671
How the fuck do you not know that TV shows have been massive money laundry schemes for years
Anonymous No.214666801 >>214666904
>>214662236
Stop idolizing celebrities, what are you 12?
Anonymous No.214666904
>>214662236
>>214666801
These two but unironically
Anonymous No.214666938
>>214666783
Yes modern shows are inflated as fuck but even stuff like The Boys, Star Trek and From cost a quarter that amount per season.
Anonymous No.214667046
>>214666671
Maybe they actually bought an island for it?
Anonymous No.214667155 >>214667224 >>214667234 >>214667240 >>214667287 >>214667557 >>214667771 >>214668341 >>214671031 >>214671272 >>214672449 >>214672669
>>214666671
Imagine being given the ALIEN Franchise, $250M, and 8 Hours

What would you do?
Anonymous No.214667185 >>214667319
>talking to coworker about the show
>he's a wendyfag

Uh, based?
Anonymous No.214667224
>>214667155
Hire some competent writers who are interested in the Xenomorphs.
Anonymous No.214667234
>>214667155
Honestly, I'd make someone like Kirsh (but human) the made protagonist, th whole season is just him being fascinated by the alien, feeding it, trying to have sex with it, then the alien morphs into a queen and the protagonist has to struggle to keep her a secret and protect her.

None of that other alien specimen garbage that will just be forgotten the every episode.
Anonymous No.214667240
>>214667155
I would listen to what the xenomorph had to say, and that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.214667271
>>214665291
What makes this a Hulu show and not an FX show?
Anonymous No.214667287
>>214667155
Base it on the Earth Hive novels.

First arc is getting the alien to earth
Second arc is swarming earth and taking it over
Third arc is the war and taking earth back
Anonymous No.214667319
>>214667185
Curley is best girl, if hes not able to admit that then you need to cut him off.
Anonymous No.214667498
>>214665312
It's a tropical setting, ICE only lasts a few minutes in your drink.
Anonymous No.214667502 >>214667587
>>214663614
>women wrote and directed it
I just know that women loved that scene when he threw away her toy, and then murdered the guy, makes sense that it was made by one
Anonymous No.214667557
>>214667155
xenomorph queen x human sexo
Anonymous No.214667585
>>214663614
that explains why everything is so shittly written. to be fair to the women, episode 5 is full of hacks too
Anonymous No.214667587 >>214667713
>>214667502
>workplace sexual assault
>child rape
>female character teams up with the monster
Yup women writers
Anonymous No.214667605
>>214665719
Anonymous No.214667713
>>214667587
>>female character teams up with the monster

...but enough about Alien vs Predator.
Mr. Eko !!FZyxLNzC81X No.214667771
>>214667155
Hadley's Hope prequel series
Anonymous No.214667868
>>214666671
Nigga, they practically recreated the Nostromo for that longform SNL parody of Alien 1; must have cost millions alone for all those sets.
Anonymous No.214668108 >>214668780 >>214669589
If aliens can be tamed by children, Newt must have been one stupid little shit to be hiding in a garbage dump all the time.
Anonymous No.214668249
>>214665719
Curly and Nips look like fun to hang out with.
https://youtu.be/ag530ZYrmnI?si=ssZgkqaMOps0b_4w
They’re around Sigourney’s age in Alien though and seem like children in contrast, absolutely no gravity
Anonymous No.214668293 >>214668454 >>214668596
I love Nibs
Anonymous No.214668341 >>214672216 >>214672689
>>214667155
All white cast, with traditional gender roles, and subvert expectations further, by everyone acting competently from the cast, and nobody dies. Maybe an exploration spaceship find a planet that was overrun by xenomorphs (so they are not there by accident, nor malfunction), and investigate it, and they survive by sticking to their training, and with common sense. They try to find, and recover digital archives from that civilisation, while avoiding being contaminated physically, also possibly trying to harvest rare earth minerals, or doing something else, that is actually practical, and useful. Spend most of the footage as a theme park ride, if run out of the budget on scenic cinematography, than the filler would be about how the crew spend their time on the ship, and how they plan their surface mission. Action scenes would be carrying out their surface mission, and how scary it may seem for the people on site, despite all going according to plan, their heart rate and vitals would be monitored by the crew that stay aboard the ship, and would have audio heartbeat for dramatization purposes for the audience, the protagonist would be a cool level headed male, that would not freak out, even when moving from arms length from xenomorphs. Series would avoid all gore, not even flashbacks shown, at most signs of fighting from the past, but no direct violence that would raise the pg-13 rating. Hidden gift for adult audience that I'd pick all female cast from Onlyfans, so at the bare minimum all of them actresses would have nude videos of themself easily findable (also could go easy on their base wages that way). But otherwise noone from the cast would even be allowed tattooes in real life. All male cast would be tall, healthy, athlete looking persons, preferably with some tecnical skill background, or even higher education in sciences, but with otherwise lower wages than acting, so all of them would be respectable males irl, getting to be around the top hotties irl.
Anonymous No.214668355
>>214662194 (OP)
I've clicked this guy's videos sometimes accidentally and the moment I hear his nasty manner of speaking I close the video
Anonymous No.214668403 >>214672778
>>214662236
>knows exactly who OP meant
>nooo you can't watch those youtube critics
Anonymous No.214668407
>>214662194 (OP)
I don't watch this guy but the show is not good, I was excited for it and thought the first two episodes were a good promising start but as the show went on it just got worse and worse, it was the spaceship flashback episode when I realized that this is bad, Noah Hawktuah should stay far away from any other IP
Anonymous No.214668454
>>214668293
I love my autistic xenomorph imprisoned in robot body gf.
Anonymous No.214668561
>>214662194 (OP)
I just flushed CD down the toilet. Turns out he's pro-Isreal
Anonymous No.214668585
>>214664939
>The kids are just regular synths who think they aren't.
Why does it cost billions to insert human personalities into synths when we already have AI capable of passing the Turing test?
Anonymous No.214668596
>>214668293
>438p
Anonymous No.214668600
>>214662236
YouTube having existed at all when you were 12 is crazy work fr
Anonymous No.214668716
Now that /ourguy/ hates the show can you waifufags admit you don't actually like it you just are a weirdo obsessed with an actress?
Anonymous No.214668718
>>214664939
The kids are xenomorphs or at least child+xenomorph mixed uploads.They are not human children.

They call them hybrids. HINT HINT.
Anonymous No.214668731 >>214668761
>>214664810
Kirsh is 66 years old thoughbeit
Anonymous No.214668736 >>214668844
this show is so shit. how did the budget get the worst fx, worst acting? i'm only watching because they can hardly do any more damage that has been done to the franchise. even alien 3 looks good compared to all the shit that came after
Anonymous No.214668758
great show. love it
Anonymous No.214668761
>>214668731
>thoughbeit

how many tim4es must I tell you to not use reddit speak here, you sound retarded
Anonymous No.214668780
>>214668108
Yeah what a moron, all you have to do is go "goochie goochie go" at a chestburster and then give it a pet and its yours
Anonymous No.214668800
>>214662194 (OP)
In the end Curly is best girl
Anonymous No.214668805
>>214662194 (OP)
ALien Earth is great. Love the characters. The goofy dialogs. The 90s Dark Horse comics'esque story. Best show this year by far. They only dropped the ball hard with the hilariously awkward action scenes. Lighting sucks too. Its still the best thing to happen since Camerons Aliens. Dont care about the magat screeching.
Anonymous No.214668825
>>214665033
meh, it insisted too much upon itself
Anonymous No.214668844 >>214668942
>>214668736
I think the acting is pretty good. While the kids are strange and cringe once you know the twist is, its genius. Most of the interior sets are very good. Except the "secure" lab. Writing is mostly shit and some of the direction is just insanely bad. Last episode that dock fight. Wtf was that? Reminded me of some 90Β΄s thunder in paradise or A-team fights but not in a good way.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214668862 >>214668919 >>214668978
People needed Hawley's retardation to realize how good they had it with Romulus and appreciate it properly.
Anonymous No.214668880
>>214662194 (OP)
>our guy
He's not.

>hates it
Many do.
Anonymous No.214668919 >>214668960
>>214668862
Romulus was a huge disappointment. It was blue balls the movie. The start was fucking amazing but once the xenos show up it goes completely downhill. Feels like the script was eaten by a dog and they had to make up the rest.
Anonymous No.214668942
>>214668844
its weird. i don't like the kids angle but i'll ignore that. the sets look good, but they do something absolutely retarded like the guy going into the pen with the aliens to get killed. wtf is that kinda writing? its so sloppy. the sets mostly look fine but then they show the xeno as a pet in broad daylight in the jungle and it looks horrible. even in the first ep where the xeno rolls backwards like on a roller, who greenlit this shit? its weird that a bunch of stuff looks great, then they destroy it by filming in the worst way possible
Anonymous No.214668948
>>214662990
This. I'm currently rewatching DS9 and it's a different world.

Stories make sense even though it's more far fetched.
Characters make decisions that reflect their motives.
Plots weave together in ways that feel natural.

Alien Earth is just... dumb.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214668960 >>214669669
>>214668919
The start alone should count a ton and bump it up overall. The colony was superb.
Anonymous No.214668966
>>214662194 (OP)
someone post sydney feet for fooks sake
Anonymous No.214668978
>>214668862
>Romulus
Fede Alvarez = cringy fanfic tier garbage. I'm happy they booted this clueless asshole from the sequel.
Anonymous No.214668994
Curly should kill Wendy, Nibs, Slightly, and Hermit for making Boy Kavalier sad :(
Anonymous No.214668996 >>214669015 >>214672462
You see xenomorphs as monsters
But they're actually just cutie patooties who desire head pets
Anonymous No.214669015
>>214668996
this show is /d/ fanfic
Anonymous No.214669047 >>214669094
>>214663543
>also in the weekly podcast they keep talking about "emotions" and how the kids "feel"

Based on how they behave, I honestly couldn't tell you how any of the kids are supposed to feel. I have no idea what they're thinking beyond "He's scared right now" or "She seems happy in this scene". These are not fleshed out characters. Their motives seem random and ever changing based on criteria that in one moment is meaningless and the next the most important thing in the world, then back again.

If they wanted to explore what it feels like to be suddenly transplanted into an artificial body, that could have been a fascinating story. But they've never once attempted to do that. We're instead just told "they're kids" except they don't behave like kids. They don't even behave like kids under stress. They behave like retards.
Anonymous No.214669094
>>214669047
The kids behave that way because they are animals.
Anonymous No.214669105 >>214669167
wendy feet
nibs lips
Anonymous No.214669128 >>214669154
we know the plant will be boring like the fly was. my only hope is ocellus killing everyone.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214669154 >>214669714
>>214669128
Kinocellus will be character assassinated like everyone else. Lower your expectations.
Anonymous No.214669167 >>214669238
>>214669105
Do synthetics get sweaty feet?
Anonymous No.214669180 >>214669218 >>214669257 >>214672492 >>214673177
>>214664735
Why are these two given SO MUCH screen time when there's almost nothing to their characters?

What's the point?!
Anonymous No.214669218
>>214669180
DIVERSITY YOU RACIST, SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT
Anonymous No.214669238
>>214669167
they sweat milk like Ash did.
Anonymous No.214669257
>>214669180
The red head is the red herring. You think she is infected but she is just a xenomorph with depersonalization derealization disorder because its in the wrong body.
The only function of the black guy until now was calling the chestburster a baby. Its the obvious first though of "human" when looking at it coming through a chest. Hint hint.
Anonymous No.214669277
>>214662236
trvke
Anonymous No.214669345 >>214669577 >>214669992
I know that all you fags are ignoring me because you can stand the though that this show is actually genius because the big twist is that the kids are alien uploads, not human.
Anonymous No.214669449
>>214663765
I agree. Everything is bleak since two and a half men stopped. Nothing to talk about.
Anonymous No.214669577 >>214669675
>>214669345
the uploads happened a long time before the ship crashed you retard
Anonymous No.214669589
>>214668108
Fan theory was that she was 'free-range' on account of having an alien queen chest-burster in her all along. They only nabbed her back when it seemed like Ripley might actually escape with her.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214669599 >>214670345
Anonymous No.214669669
>>214668960
This is why we need to get an Alien property where they're all in on 'corporation v union'. And then at the end the corporates drop face hugger eggs on the strikers.
Anonymous No.214669675 >>214669736 >>214669753 >>214669941
>>214669577
Who said there were no xenomorphs before the crash? The Trillionaire retard dont know about them but Kirsh does. He explained how the alien eggs work before they had them. He knows exactly how to cut them to get to the good parts. His explanation: he has seen it on camera. The whole thing is that Kirsh is secretly in control, not the "genius" boy who only thinks he knows whats up.
Anonymous No.214669714 >>214669797 >>214669946
>>214669154
They really just need it to say something unexpected when it communicates. Like maybe it just wants to go home, or it starts sweet talking BK into allowing it to set up shop in his eye socket.
Anonymous No.214669736 >>214669781
>>214669675
The Maginot crew did some science to it already.
Anonymous No.214669753
>>214669675
Ahh the good old trustworthy malfunctioning android plotline. Always a classic. We always love it. Timothy looks just wierd and cool enough to sell it.
Anonymous No.214669774
>>214662194 (OP)
lol on a scale of 1-10 id give Alien earth a 6.5 out of ten only becasue we got to see some more sexy xenomorph kills.

The show has fallen off hard already
>only redeemable characters is kirsh and morrow/ ebony and ivory
>bitch can controll a xenomrph like a pet dog
>mary sue levels off everything i want is right and everything anyone else wants is wrong including my brother
>Android AI kids being retarded kids when they are synthetic who should be able to download common sense and protcall and should be more akin to kirsch maturity wise
On my last point it kind of possibly shows that the human soul cant be so easily overwritten even if you put it in a synthetic body
This show was supposed to be about the chaos a xenomorph would cause on earth if released similar to the 2nd AVP film.

Im honestly already losing interest hard.
Anonymous No.214669781
>>214669736
Wont chance the fact that Kirsh and the female scientist will betray the Trillionaire. They are mother and father of the kids.
Anonymous No.214669797 >>214669872
>>214669714
I think it will be far more interesting if it starts threatening them all and saying that it will make sure that this planet gets conquered by his eye people
Anonymous No.214669872 >>214669934
>>214669797
There are a lot of options for the content, but they need to nail a vibe.

Could also go with 'wtf where am I why did you kidnap me.'
Anonymous No.214669905 >>214669924 >>214670035 >>214670746
>people still mad about a tamed xeno
>ignoring the fact that they've always been shown to be intelligent and communicative (at least amongst themselves) in previous movies
>ignoring the fact that Wendy actually speaks xeno and knows this one literally from birth
Anonymous No.214669918 >>214670037 >>214671861
>>214665719
Nibs is elite
Anonymous No.214669924 >>214670041
>>214669905
>why are you guise mad about the Jurassic Worldification of this franchise???
because its fucking action figure slop
Anonymous No.214669934 >>214670058
>>214669872
>Could also go with 'wtf where am I why did you kidnap me.'
Holy shit that's the gayest thing ever.
Creativity is not your playground my dude.
Anonymous No.214669941
>>214669675
he read the maginot logs you absolute mouth breather
Anonymous No.214669946
>>214669714
>"Look I've been observing your species for a while and I have to ask are you lot just fucking stupid? I got two of you killed by banging on the glass jail you put me in."
Anonymous No.214669964 >>214670082
Why did they give her a simple jack haircut in the show?
Anonymous No.214669992 >>214670082
>>214669345
I'm ignoring you because you're subhuman and from reddit
Anonymous No.214670035
>>214669905
Ignoring the fact that crows on earth have the intelligence of 7 year old children. And the show has the tech to upload them into a human like body. But its not a crow, its something else.
Anonymous No.214670037
>>214669918
Totally but she needs to have A big red bush with a big lippy red vagene would make her insta 11/10 sex goddess. Ideally with either a big wrinkly, tastefully brown but well closing anushole or one of those gaping smooth pink ones. I think I would go with the non gaping big ol wrinkly anushole.

I love women and the visual variety of their private parts.
Anonymous No.214670041 >>214670167
>>214669924
The Alien franchise has been action figure slop since Aliens.
Anonymous No.214670058
>>214669934
Get off my case, I'm posting from a phone.
Anonymous No.214670082
>>214669964
To make her face look more like a xenomorph

>>214669992
I was on this shitty site before you were born.
Anonymous No.214670108 >>214670223
>>214664978
based. they gave him a bbc
Anonymous No.214670167
>>214670041
Aliens was a detour into action figure nonsense which was course corrected by the next movie. So firmly and with such finality that Aliensfags seethe to this day. Despite the copious merchandising around it and the nine million video games the Aliens brand gets every year as far as the films were concerned it was a one-off until Romulus and Earth.
Anonymous No.214670223
>>214670108
Pajeet, my son
Anonymous No.214670345
>>214669599
ginger pussy
Anonymous No.214670384 >>214670437 >>214670448
I don't trust this timeline anymore
Anonymous No.214670437
>>214670384
Hawley said the show is from an alternate timeline, so nobody gives a shit about muh canon.
Anonymous No.214670448
>>214670384
Hawley decanonised himself from the other films so let him play in his little solitary confinement sandpit along with the AVP movies. If he doesn't like Prometheus and Covenant's timeline, too bad, because that's the one Romulus and sequels to Romulus are in.
Anonymous No.214670746 >>214670812 >>214670971
>>214669905
>>ignoring the fact that Wendy actually speaks xeno and knows this one literally from birth
David reference.
David creates to do what Weyland did with him, become a god. David knows hes superior but obeys his god.
Wendy is now a god to the xeno, commanding it as Weyland commanded David, so eventually the xeno will demonstrate Wendy is also a false god.
Ocelitus will also show Boy Kavalier hes inferior etc. This theme is basically the entire show.
My eyes rolled with the Wendy talking to xeno thing because it sets up the whole Wendy leads xeno army to take the evil capitalist down arc. Its not a well conceived, directed, written or acted show.
Anonymous No.214670812 >>214670827
>>214670746
david doesnt exist
Anonymous No.214670827
>>214670812
Even Ridley's morning shit is more canon than Earth soz.
Anonymous No.214670894
god I want that robololifrogfu to speak ayyyyy before, during and after I facehug her with my dick and balls. whispering xeno language into my ass before a good rimming.
Anonymous No.214670971 >>214671442
>>214670746
Going to Earth at all should be something FINAL.

They have to actually destroy Earth for it to be in keeping with the overall vibes and tones of Alien. And it should happen after even a single unregistered egg ends up on Earth. In fact the story shouldn't even be about that incident, that should be backstory for a main story about the last few people escaping from Earth as it goes full xeno-formed.
Anonymous No.214670985
very kissable
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214671016 >>214671171 >>214671262 >>214671450
Thoughts on this?
Anonymous No.214671031
>>214667155
resurrection but better
Anonymous No.214671171 >>214671194
>>214671016
Far future stories are a great idea.

WY-fu in Predator Badlands could be a thousand years old and just got woken up.
Anonymous No.214671194
>>214671171
>pic

That's fucking hot
Anonymous No.214671262 >>214671295
>>214671016
The AVP timeline has everything canon up to that point. Prometheus is what deleted it from canon. Lance Henriksen plays the original Bishop in it which means Aliens (and therefore Alien, Alien 3 and Resurrection) is canon in its timeline.

I doubt Badlands is in the AVP timeline because it will cross over with the new Romulus timeline films which have decanonised the AVP universe.
Anonymous No.214671272
>>214667155

Earth is fucked. Ten years ago an Alien egg made it onto Earth, and five years it became obvious there were Aliens everywhere. Since then millions of people have fled off-world, and a few million remain in a massive fortress-arcology surrounded by a hundred miles of nuclear death zone.

The main characters are trying to get onto the last few ships heading off-world. They'd include a corporate oligarch who lost everything in the war, a poorfag engineer who has been working on fixing spaceships for the promise of a ticket off-world, a scientist who might have been partly responsible for the first egg landing on Earth, a soldier who has an Alien facehugger that has been kept dormant with medication (this means they'll NEVER get a ticket off-world so they want to figure out something else), and a humanitarian who actually returned to Earth two years ago to help.
Anonymous No.214671294
>calling nibs ugly

too far, unsubbed
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214671295
>>214671262
Alien and AvP are separate IPs
Anonymous No.214671395
>tripfag is an autistic dimwit
What a surprise. Why did I bother explaining it?
Anonymous No.214671398
I really don't understand why the dialogues and interactions in this show are so awkward. Prequel trilogy tier
Anonymous No.214671435
>ah the species XX121 xenomorph
>you know, a weyland-yutani ship very similar to the nostromo we're on right now crashed into a major metropolis on earth just a couple of years ago
>it had a bunch of alien specimens on board as it crashed, including the XX121
>it escaped the crashed ship and killed around 20 people in an apartment building before being decapitated with a paper cutter
>he was a good friend
>also there were a couple more XX121 specimens on earth but that's a story for another time
Anonymous No.214671442 >>214671755
>>214670971
Promising 'the earth', that kind of scale, creating expectation of a World War Z type of free-for-all, race for survival, then delivering small scale, little tension, no stakes characters is disappointing.
They could have remade Aliens. Have Morrow and Kirsh leading teams in a race to capture the main xeno during some colony outbreak- tense space stuff. Then over a few seasons they bring it back.
Alongside that corporate politking on Earth, experimentation on other previously captured aliens, the synths being groomed to go help offworld or being spliced with alien features etc.
Literally anything else would be impactful, tense, entertaining, both for the space horror and the android/humans are the real monsters audiences.
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.214671450 >>214672315
>>214671016
Stole some more charts
Anonymous No.214671509 >>214671605
>>214662194 (OP)
>The first episodes looked promising
they did not, this show was doomed from the very start.
these retards went to help a ship crash with assault rifles and nothing else.
A ship crashes into a downtown skyscraper, from space, with absolutely no form of interception in the air.

This show was retard from the first minute if you had a brain.
Anonymous No.214671605
>>214671509
>ship survives reentry
>ship survives crashing into building
>ship survives crashing into the ground
>ship survives crashing into even more buildungs
Anonymous No.214671667 >>214671704
>>214663718
Retard, Star Trek is woke AF, and if Battlestar Galactica came out today you would whine about gender swap and overall 'wokeness'
Anonymous No.214671704 >>214671723 >>214671803 >>214671811
>>214671667
star trek is not woke you fucking child, it always presented BOTH sides and let you decide or if it did decide, it made sense in-universe. it never beat you up over the head with one side being right and the other demonized in every occasion. kill yourself.
Anonymous No.214671723 >>214671767
>>214671704
Lmao, if it came out today you would whine about black characters or message of tolerance and cooperation xD

I
Anonymous No.214671755
>>214671442
They're nervous about impacting canon with something as major as 'Earth is fucked', but they're fine shitting all over it in all these other ways.

The irony is, people would be on board for 'Earth is fucked' if it was just set after Resurrection.
Anonymous No.214671767
>>214671723
no, because La Forge wasn't a DEI hire and did not act like a leftist black in the show always playing the victim and shit

just because a show has a black character it doesn't make it woke or propaganda, it's about how it is presented in the show and why he was hired irl, you fucking simpleton
Anonymous No.214671803 >>214671874
>>214671704
Dude every single Trek story is a morality tale where they clearly indicate what side is right.
Anonymous No.214671811 >>214671838
>>214671704
>it always presented BOTH sides
Yeah and it presented one of them as le bad kek
Anonymous No.214671838
>>214671811
that's nutrek, TNG never did that, you lie you piece of shit?
Anonymous No.214671861
>>214669918
lol nice dude you got their fags
Anonymous No.214671862
Why do liberals love this show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntFzNqZYUc
Are they brain-dead? It's just really piss poor storytelling
Anonymous No.214671874
>>214671803
They do have them, but in a lot of episodes they actually don't have a clear indication of the right choice. A lot of DS9 shows basically good people have to make hard choices in a morally grey world. VOY had some episodes where they had to balance out the right choice with the choice that would help them get home.

ENT went pretty far with 'oh yeah the neo-cons/the neoliberal world order are right' attitude even when they didn't make any good arguments for it.

But then DISCO and later shows kind of dropped the ball.
Anonymous No.214671900
the worst piece of crap in history of tv imo was spider woman, then 28 years later took the podium now its this crap on first place. all libtards write is a childish multi racial fever dream of dumb decisions with nothing mattering at all, from the things that happen on the show to the original source material.
Anonymous No.214671901 >>214671958
>>214664096
So if in the last episode Captain America pops up and kills the Xeno, I have to pretend it's an "alternate Universe" instead of filing under "retarded fan fiction [IGNORE]"?
Anonymous No.214671958
>>214671901
it can't be fanfiction if it's licensed by the owner of the rights
Anonymous No.214672216
>>214668341
>All white cast,
found the racist
Anonymous No.214672222 >>214672345
I wouldn't dislike this show that much if it wasn't for the fact that it's going to dictate Alien canon going forwards. I'm watching it as its own thing even though I've basically lost interest in following the story.
People who think Alien doesn't have FTL and generally have this really bad sense of scifi plausibility don't seem fit to run an Alien TV show.
>but my dude it's a slasher which means nothing matters, just turn your brain off and enjoy it for the horror experience it provides
I would, if it was scary. This is more of a different type of genre where instead of experiencing fear, you experience cringe at certain points as characters make comically ridiculous mistakes that shouldn't happen.
Anonymous No.214672315 >>214672328
>>214671450
>hey'd include a corporate oligarch who lost everything in the war, a poorfag engineer who has been working on fixing spaceships for the promise of a ticket off-world, a scientist who might have been partly responsible for the first egg landing on Earth, a soldier who has an Alien fac
you forgot killer of killers
Anonymous No.214672328 >>214672364
>>214672315
>animation
Anonymous No.214672334 >>214672393
>>214662990
Because the people who made the show never wanted to make an Alien show. They had an original idea and Disney forced them to tie it to the Alien franchise.

And for some reason this keeps happening.

And for some reason, Disney doesn’t want to hire anyone that actually wants to work on an Alien franchise.
Anonymous No.214672345
>>214672222
>it's going to dictate Alien canon
Doubt.jpg

If it isn’t going to associate itself with Romulus then it’s getting left behind by the next film and therefore all subsequent films. This will be the Aliens Colonial Marines of the live action part of the universe. A forgotten detour.
Anonymous No.214672364
>>214672328
yea but it has the bitch from prey at the end and is supposedly going to have ties with badlands and the next alien romulus film, they're bringing them together to make an AvP
Anonymous No.214672393 >>214672542
>>214672334
Everyone keeps saying this wheres the proof that it was a different show? If that's the case why didn't they just tie it in with that android series forgot what it's called but it has the word wolves in it
Anonymous No.214672449
>>214667155
Batman/Aliens adaptation
Anonymous No.214672462
>>214668996
You're joking but seriously, do they really want me to see xenos as just le innocent animal? I don't think there's a single animal on earth whose default behavior is to be extremely aggressive and automatically attack anything it sees without reason
Anonymous No.214672492
>>214669180
The black guy is such a useless character, he's just there to behave exactly like a little retarded negro kid with nothing going on, his friendship with the jeet could also just not be there
Anonymous No.214672542
>>214672393
>If that's the case why didn't they just tie it in with that android series forgot what it's called but it has the word wolves in it

Because that was made by WB, not Disney.
Anonymous No.214672563
>>214672554

>>214672554

>>214672554
Anonymous No.214672587
>>214663543
>written and direct by women
is this fucking real
Anonymous No.214672669
>>214667155
Make an animated anthology series. It would be perfect streaming fodder and nobody will remember it if it turns out to be shit.
Anonymous No.214672689
>>214668341
What the hell is this spergotry?
Anonymous No.214672778
>>214668403
It was a youtube caption you absolute retard
Anonymous No.214673081
>>214662194 (OP)
>/ourguy/
>retard with terrible takes who cannot think for himself
Yeah, no
Anonymous No.214673177
>>214669180
nibs is carrying the show
she will go on an adventure with eyeleen in a spin off show