Thread 214665674

have a duck

>>214665674 (OP)
>appear on a liveleak video, appear twice, get the lathe sauce, tip the chink that just ran you over, hang out with the fetus that just got shat out in the street

have tuo

Have a TsingTao. Have two

So was this board bullied by a chef when they were younger? Did their chef dad or stepdad abuse them? Did they have a chef mentor that molested them? Did they never learn to cook so instead of just learning they constantly make threads about how stupid and evil chefs are? This goes beyond the normal celebrity stalking threads.

>>214665909
It's just funny how full of themselves they are. I bet real chefs watched pic related and thought "thats literally me"

>>214665909
Its fun laughing at people who take themselves to seriously

have a bat causing a worldwide pandemic, have two

>>214665909
Mocking Bourdain is good, clean fun.

>>214665909
we got kimmel over here

>>214665943
No, we watched our and thought "what a pretentious piece of shit that was"

>>214665909
I asked for my eggs over easy and they came to my table scrambled. That day, he made a grave mistake

>>214665674 (OP)
did they really take his rigormortis body all over the world to take these pics? weird culture if so.

>>214665909
what a mumfordian thing to say, son.

>>214666099
>At other points during the therapy session Bourdain describes himself as feeling “like a freak”
This is one reason why you should never talk to shrinks by the way. Doctor patient confidentiality doesn't exist once you die.

>>214665674 (OP)
>Herro you Mumfod an Son ASSHOLES

>>214666171
It's from “Parts Unknown” episode in Argentina, 18 months before he killed himself

>>214666268
Alright but my point stands.

>>214665674 (OP)
>/tv/ finally has a good fucking meme after Sneed peaked 5 years ago

>>214666129
YO LIL BORDAINY! I JUST SUCKED THE CREAM SAUCE FROM THIS BIG BLACK NEGRONI IN A MOSTLY EMPTY BAR AT 4PM! BET YA FEEL STUPID NOW HUH PUNK?

hawk twoah

I need to shit on Bourdain's grave

>>214666948
Have the shit sauce

>>214666980
have 2

Drink a local tonight, get the bug sauce. Have cold blood at 4 o'clock in a moslty empty graveyard. Go somewhere you've never been, mind control someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Eat flesh raw, eat a child, have a virgin sacrifice, have two. Be open to a world where you might not understand or agree with the living next to you, but kill them anyway, drink slowly. Tip you thrall, check on your servants, check on yourself. Enjoy the flight
--Count Antoine Bourdeux

>>214667002
Now if you hand me a craft shit, a really good one, I'll say it is good and admit as much

>>214665909
I see these threads as a tribute. Anthony lived the cosmopolitan life I wished I had. I blame heroin for fucking him up. Just do speed and alcohol or shrooms or for carnal pleasures hire a prostitute. Maybe two.

Is this the birth of a new hecking epic maymay? :DDDD

>>214665943
My name Chef

>>214666129
I like this one. It's tasteful.

>>214667455
Clearly you haven't seen it in motion

Duck is actually really good. Better than chicken. Makes me wanna try goose. Maybe those dickensians were on to something

>>214665909
have two

>>214667006
this made me bust up laughing, thanks anon

>>214665674 (OP)
Heat up a spoon, heat up two

>>214665909
such a stomp clap hey post

>>214665909
>was this board bullied by a chef when they were younger? Did their chef dad or stepdad abuse them? Did they have a chef mentor that molested them?
these are all perfectly valid reasons to hate chefs, where were you trying to go with this?
shouldn't you have listed petty and unjustified reasons to hate chefs instead?

>>214666129
Morpheus?

bourdain went on a one way trip to flavortown

>>214667844
He went to Ropetown by way of Cuckcity.

>>214665674 (OP)
have a google search.
have 300.

>>214667844
He's not allowed there.

>>214668224
does flavortown have pearly gates like heaven or is it more of a mens bathroom situation?

>>214665909
Chefs are the most pretentious retards on the planet.

>>214668051
lmao what a fuckin simp

>>214665909
This is a Fieri board

>>214665909
>>214665674 (OP)
Oh it's the chef that killed himself, I thought it's Ron Perlman for the longest time

>>214669050
snap a finger
snap two

>>214665909
>So was this board bullied by a
you can literally feel the seethe from the start of this post lmao

>>214669050
I am inevitable
maybe twice

>>214666129
>gave the other lady a hat
>coins slightly over the edge when you could've put them anywhere else
>didn't just make the sandwich bigger you made the ham coming out droop longer
it's a better mind that made this

have a number at the end of your post
have the same one twice

>>214665909
why don't you have a negroni and chill out?

FRIES GRAVY
CHEESE CURDS
https://youtu.be/EW_Qyia58FI

>>214670700
>eat the cream sauce from negronis

>my second rotation back into sizzler
>i hardly ever talk about it. there was five of us. one kid, he must've been like nineteen. his name was nick. i tell you man when those steamtrays of fettuccine had to be replaced about six times in one night..
>on that same night we also ran out of sour cream, total shit show
>let's just say at the end of that night he was no longer a kid. you could just see it in his eyes you know, he changed

*hits cigarette

>to be honest we all changed. but we could handle it, we'd been in the shit before
>when we made it back home we all promised to stay in touch
>i later heard that nick hanged himself in his garage. he couldn't adjust back to the civilian life after all he witnessed
>but i understand now..
>he didn't die at home in his garage
>he died that night at sizzler

let your wife get cream sauced by a couple of negroni's at 2pm in a mostly empty bar

>>214670700
Ok so: NO MORE THAN 2

>>214670752
let your wife get FRIES GRAVY
CHEESE CURDS

>>214669050
heheh

>>214669050
>Get cucked by Deadpool and watch him fuck Lady Death
>Watch it twice

>>214665909
semper fry, brother

>>214665674 (OP)
have a gabagool

>>214665909
It's just a funny photoshop meme. Everything else is a cope.

>>214667823
greatest /tv/ thread of all time

>>214665943
>RDJ in the middle
he’s in that movie for 30 seconds

>>214667006
Kino

Sit yo ass down, cracker.

>>214672041
No, it existed way before the photoshop, that’s a recent shift in the formerly mostly intellectual threads.
Bordurn is possiably the fakest person ever. And he made the huge mistake of carrying over his tv persona into real life to pull

>>214665674 (OP)
Eat at a re-education camp tonight. Get the Uyghur laghman. Get a cold water hose at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty cell. Confess to something you’ve never done. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Follow the orders. Eat a bug. Have a CCP pamphlet. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat less. Tip off the authorities about your friends. Turn yourself in. Enjoy the ride.

>>214665909
>be punk rock celeb chef type Jewish dude
>whine about white people
>kills himself over a woman
Surely you can now understand why he's mocked.

>>214669192
He looks like Bruce Willis and Ron Perlman had a love child

>>214665674 (OP)
>Hey roundeye, bling me two negloni

>>214668351
Flavortown has wood fences and wood fired smokers.

>>214668051
she drives me feral man , a literal succubus only a demon like harvey could have walked alive from her

>There are few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning: light and sweet, preferably in cardboard cup. Any bodega will do. I don't want to wait for my coffee. I don't want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfucker to get it for me. I like good coffee but I don't want to wait for it, and I don't want it with the cast of Friends. It's a beverage; it's not a lifestyle.

>I would say that the angriest critiques I get from people about shows are when I'm drinking whatever convenient cold beer is available in a particular place, and not drinking the best beer out there. You know, I haven't made the effort to walk down the street 10 blocks to the microbrewery where they're making some fucking Mumford and Sons IPA. People get all bent about it. But look, I like cold beer. And I like to have a good time. I don't like to talk about beer, honestly. I don't like to talk about wine. I like to drink beer. If you bring me a really good one, a good craft beer, I will enjoy it, and say so. But I'm not gonna analyze it.

>>214666129
>have a megapint
>have 2+2

>>214672403
>have a meloni
>have two

>>214672744
Have a rant about how much you don’t care about certain beverages and Mumford and Sons.

Have two.

>>214672744
he was so cool and down to earth. RIP

>>214665909
it's not just chefs but food snobs in general are annoying creeps

>>214672744
Fuckin Mumford & Sons...

>>214665674 (OP)
>Stop busting my balls.

>>214672744
FRIES GRAVY
CHEESE CURDS

>>214672744
Friends in a coffee shop really might've helped.

>>214666129
Every time this image shows up I eagerly check the number of fingers and I'm very disappointed it has stalled at 7 for over a week now

>>214672403
should be pall malls

>>214673060
ok

>>214673226
oof and kek

>>214673298
*newports

>>214673226
>Asia Argento, 49 years old, chose the red carpet of the Rome Film Festival to debut with her new boyfriend: Simone Bozzelli, 30 years old.

Yikes he's young enough to be her son, this is not ok

>>214672440
topkek

>>214672415
okay tourist, lol

>>214673543
Negroniposting has been a meme for at least a year. This latest shoop variation is building on that foundation.

>>214673859
see
>>214673543

>>214674042
>coin in the coffee
lmao

>>214674059
to pay the ferryman

>>214674042
fucking kek

>>214674042
>change floating on coffee
ok it's a little too obvious this is ai now

Hey! You from the US of A as well? Fuuuck, can't believe it! Get over here and have a sit with me, damn. Did you watch the game last night? God DAMN I can't believe that ref, but anyway.... Did you go to the Eiffel tower yet? You gotta see it, it's amazing. I'm so glad I paid for this vacation. My wife is cheating on me and I'm going through a divorce. Btw want to talk about what college my kid is going to? C'mon and have a sit here dude. C'mon and HEY WAITER!!! WAITER!!! Another coke for my buddy!!

You guys don't actually hate Bourdain right? He just wanted people to make the most of their lives and introduce them to new cultures. I'm assuming these memes are all in good fun.

>>214672744
>I couldn't care any less about coffee
>Does a full soliloquy on coffee

>>214674337
He "just" wanted White people to be exterminated

>>214674378
Ironic that in the end .... he exterminated himself.

>>214665674 (OP)
test

I believe every post itt is one maximum 2 person

>>214674416
this thread is about to get super mad about antisemitism

>>214665909
Yes on all counts. I salute you, sir.

>>214670700
HES AMERICAN?!
I thought hed be french

>>214674475
>I thought hed be french
Or at least british

>>214673996
Cope.

>>214674216
>Yo the pizza here fuckin sucks bro

>>214674475
>HES AMERICAN?!
refer to >>214674216

To the knowers: are negronis actually good? Never had one myself and I'm not payinig some asshole ~15 euros at a bar to make me one
>>214670700
>recommended dosage: two
kek

>>214674610
>are negronis actually good?
no. terrible. theres always a better drink available to avoid drinking a negroni.

>>214665909
Chefs are fags but Bourdain is annoying in a different way.

>>214674410
Based Palps

how much does he pay for that tiny cup of cappuccino? like $50? what a scam.