Thread 214666360

>Marital rape?
WINNING
>Dwarf sex?
WINNING
>Shooting crossbows at hookers tied to beds?
EPIC WINNING
>Sibling incest?
WINNING
>Cousin sex?
WINNING
>Even more sibling sex?
duh, WINNING WINNING

>8-year build up to "boss girl" queen, then shank her at the end to trigger global roastie meltdown?
WINNING

I still Remember when people were saying that this fatso hackso was better than Tolkien
>b-b-but muh hyperrealistic medieval porn taxes policy fantasy world!!

>>214666360 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with having sex with your cousin

>>214666758
>8-year build up to "boss girl" queen, then shank her at the end to trigger global roastie meltdown

In the novels it's obvious almost from the start that she's just as insane as her brother, only in a less explosive way.

Whenever someone gets in her way, not only does she kill them - she does it in the most brutal way possible - burning alive, crucifixion etc.

>>214666835
Ok Ahmed

>>214666970
Sex with a cousin in the western world isn't that uncommon. It's just taboo to be speak about.

>>214666918
I assume you got raped by a retard at the house with the red door.

>>214666360 (OP)
>never finishing your series because the fans hated the upcoming ending already
duh, WINNING

why didnt arya just teleport behind the whole lannister army and open up kings landing without the seige

>>214666784
He's jut an edgy teenager pretending to go for realism. But it' just muh surprise gory death, muh incest, muh shit, muh vomit, muh shitty parents, etc.
It's like that fatlazyfuck is stuck in his head as a 14 yo.
At least most writer get out of that phase when they reach their late 20s. Fatlazyfuck is like 80!

>>214666360 (OP)
Why do writers on house of the dragon try and change so much? Also George has more experience writing for TV before game of thrones than probably a lot of these people so it's funny that they don't value his input?

Finish the books, you fat fuck.

>>214666360 (OP)
>>Marital rape?
don't mind if I do

>>214667571
Also, it's okay if they lose. It'll finally be what AoT couldn't be.

>>214666360 (OP)
which of the targ sisters was the sluttiest?

>>214667596
Well... one slept around with half the kingdom, and the other was obsessively in love with him. Take your guess.

>>214666758
This is why the end of the book series will be released posthumously.
If he releases them in his lifetime the screeching will be so loud they'll want to assassinate him.
While the books are unreleased he only has to deal with autistic fans but no active death threats.

>>214667610
It would be better if they all lose. No more world and politics to deal with. It's also how that real Universe ended.

>banging the actress who played shae
EPIC WINNING

>>214667638
She's a pornstar.

>>214667627
Just eternal winter and survivalism until the last light goes out

>>214667671
Yup. You know it's the right thing to do.

>>214666360 (OP)
>Finishing the series before you die?
Weak.

>>214667692
And Daenerys shitting herself to death in a ditch.

>>214667824
I forgot how she went out, but that would be funny.

twincest is wincest

>>214667824
I think she got eaten by her own dragon.

>>214667850
A shame. Maybe her dragon shits himself to death?

>>214667876
That's hilarious. He should do that.

>>214667876
>>214667893
>Evening found Drogon squatting in the grass.
>The more of Daenerys he ate, the more he shat, and the more he shat, the more of Daenerys he ate.

>>214667906
It's like pottery.

>>214667824
Well, she had that shit scene and her first husband died from shit infected wounds. That would be thematically consistent.

>>214667936
We need to find a way to shoehorn more Sansa rape into the final draft

>>214667991
She could get raped by Littlefinger, who is scared the end is coming.

>>214667607
headcanon

>>214668216
It's literally stated that she "liked to entertain" singers and poets.

>>214668241
>It's literally stated
And yet you choose to interpret the sentence euphemistically instead of literally.

>>214667991
A love scene between Dany and her dragon so she can become an actual mother of dragons and explode in a gory mess of blood and flesh when she lays massive dragon eggs. But before she explodes, she shits a ton trying to lay the eggs.
Sounds like right up lazyfatfuck's alley.

>>214666784
>hyperrealistic medieval porn taxes policy
Worst part is he doesn't even go into the whole *tax policy* thing himself. He mentions it a few times, but it really isn't fleshed out at all, especially stuff like Iron Bank.

>>214667813
lol

>>214667128
Cope

>>214668277
damn, obliterated that anon!

>>214667596
the one that abused shotas

>>214666360 (OP)
GRRM has this weird thing in his books where he simps for women but at the same time complains they don't go for nice guys like him.

He could be an incel chud like us if he wasn't jewish and was born in today's world

>>214670264
Funniest shit I ever saw George do was have this conversation with a female fan online, and then in the next book he releases has Cersei and one of her gal-pals gossip to each other about how sexy scars are, how they make a man seem dangerous and how danger is exciting.

You can just tell in his mind he was thinking "Oh is that how women think? I better include that to make them seem more realistic..." and just how blatantly the lines were copied from this exact conversation.

>>214670749
lmao as I was reading>>214670264 I instantly thought of that pic and was about to ask if someone had it

>>214667107

Wrong. Consanguineous marriage isn't part of Western culture and only few parts of rural America and rural Australia practice it and they got disastrous results.

>>214671032
>>214670749
Yeah, and for some reason two of his ex gfs left him for someone else, Lisa Tuttle even left him for one of his friends and he still wrote a book with her for some reason instead of cutting ties with her, like have some respect for yourself dude

>>214671620
Didn't say anything about marriage

>>214667495
>Why do writers on house of the dragon try and change so much?
REEEEEEEEE IT WAS WRITTEN BY MAESTERS WHO HATED PUNK ROCK RHAENYRA!!!
DEATH TO DONALD TRUMP AND THE PATRIARCHY!!!
>Sapochnik recalls. “‘If you really focused in on the patriarchy’s perception of women, and the fact that they’d rather destroy themselves than see a woman on the throne.’ That wasn’t a perspective I have ever told before. I think it made this show feel more contemporary too.”
>“We said, ‘What if Alicent is like “Women for Trump,” and Rhaenyra’s like punk rock?’” Anarchy in Westeros? Count us in.
https://www.empireonline.com/tv/news/house-of-the-dragon-is-about-the-patriarchys-perception-of-women-exclusive-image/

>if we were just going in with this is the concept and with the idea that the events of Blood and Cheese, as chronicled in the history, were somewhat of a, call it a propaganda against Rhaenyra, what is the most awful version that Alicent would have recounted to historians, or that would have gotten around the castle to impugn Rhaenyra and Daemon as the blackest of villains and their, their weird, incestuous whatever black magic is going on over there on Dragonstone
https://wikiofthrones.com/blood-and-cheese-propaganda-against-rhaenyra-says-ryan-condal

>>214672077
>We decided the story was propaganda, so instead we replaced it with more propaganda that conformed to OUR worldview instead

>>214667596
one was faithful while the other was a slut.
>Whilst no one ever questioned Visenya’s fidelity to her brother/husband, Rhaenys surrounded herself with comely young men, and (it was whispered) even entertained some in her bedchambers on the nights when Aegon was with her elder sister.
>>214668277
>>214668216
>t.comely young man in Rhaenys' bed

>>214668277
>>214668216
Cuckgaryen cope. aenys wasn’t even aegons