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Anonymous No.214670572 >>214670851 >>214671603 >>214672017 >>214672085 >>214672264 >>214673552 >>214673665 >>214673680 >>214673731 >>214673748 >>214673797 >>214673833 >>214674845 >>214674884 >>214678022 >>214678362 >>214678422
Were we robbed ?
Anonymous No.214670605 >>214670824
nah, blomkamp had 1 good movie in him and that was district 9, it's been trash ever since
and if you mention chappie I'll know you're trolling
Anonymous No.214670644 >>214673967
No, all "we le ignore all the sequels and only focus on the first one or two movies" bullshit is a cancer on franchises where faggot fanboy producers just make memberberries reiteration of their childhood slop rather than march on into something new. Would have been like the new Terminator movies or the David Gordon Green Halloweens.
Anonymous No.214670757
We dodged a bullet and walked into a different bullet.
Anonymous No.214670824 >>214673762
>>214670605
eat shit faggot retard I hope you choke on your mother's dick you fucking snotty inbred
Anonymous No.214670851 >>214671641
>>214670572 (OP)
All alien movies other than the first one are shit
Anonymous No.214671603
>>214670572 (OP)
Alien franchise is garbage. Out of ten or so movies, only the first two are good, but even so, they are only good, far from perfect
Anonymous No.214671641 >>214672063 >>214673860 >>214678420
>>214670851
The Ash plot twist ruins the first one. Why would company that has space travel and ai and robots want to tame some pathetically retarded beast?
>hur dur bioweapon
Fuck off. IRL bio and chemical weapons already exist.
Anonymous No.214672017 >>214672109 >>214672261 >>214678830
>>214670572 (OP)
I don't even care, to me there's only three Alien movies:
>Alien
>Aliens
>Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Anonymous No.214672063 >>214673559
>>214671641
They dont know what the beast is you nigger he doesnt have a iphone to snap pics of it they just ordered him to bring whatever it was back when he told them they encountered a new life form.
Anonymous No.214672085
>>214670572 (OP)
Nope
The series needed to drop Ripley much sooner.
I commend 3 for doing that and fuck Resurrection for bringing her back.
Ripley was a blight on the series and turned the series into "The Ripley lineage whacky adventures!"
Anonymous No.214672109 >>214673898
>>214672017
How does Requiem happen without the first AvP?
Anonymous No.214672235
It would have been a remake of District 9 with an Aliens coat of paint. I don't think we missed out on much.
Anonymous No.214672261
>>214672017
>AVP:R over AvP
Wow. Requiem is garbage. AvP has Bishop constantly smoking weed throughout the movie.
Anonymous No.214672264 >>214672395
>>214670572 (OP)
All I ever wanted was an Alien movie where a cute girl gets infected with xenojizz and turns into a sexy xeno hybrid who then proceeds to slasher movie the rest of the cast. I thought it would happen with all the alien slop of the last three decades. And yet
Anonymous No.214672395 >>214672461
>>214672264
Have you watched Species?
Anonymous No.214672461
>>214672395
Yes of course. I want Species but Alien. Does that make sense? It's like Species is a consolation prize.
Anonymous No.214673552 >>214674420
>>214670572 (OP)
very much so
Anonymous No.214673559
>>214672063
>A company that has robots has created a convoluted and idiotic plan to capture some wild animal, rather than simply sending a couple of plastic robots (made from acid-resistant plastics such as PTFE, HDPE, or PP).
Anonymous No.214673597 >>214673922
They were going to have another badass android
Anonymous No.214673616
Anonymous No.214673665
>>214670572 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.214673680
>>214670572 (OP)
No.
Anonymous No.214673684 >>214673726 >>214673843
Alien, Terminator and Predator should've never had sequels
>but muh Aliens!
>but muh Terminator 2!
>but muh... idk if Predator had sequels worshipped by redditors
All inferior to their originals
Anonymous No.214673726
>>214673684
Bad examples.

In all cases, the first film and the sequel did plenty to advance the genre and film-making in general, and the sequels were all able to capitalize on what made the original great while adding their own twists.

After that we got diminishing returns.
Anonymous No.214673731 >>214673814 >>214674441 >>214677448 >>214677471
>>214670572 (OP)
they were finally going to go with the ATAX suit. That's been part of the lore for forty years and for as much as they keep harping on the alien being for bioweapons research, they never actually make it happen. Neil was finally going to deliver.
Anonymous No.214673748
>>214670572 (OP)
he might have done some cool looking things but blomkamp doesn't create good sci-fi stories, it'd be something like resurrection.
Anonymous No.214673762
>>214670824
>t. the guy from Die Antwoord
Anonymous No.214673797
>>214670572 (OP)
well it would have been better than romulus and prometheus
still not canon but I'd watch it in a cinema
Anonymous No.214673814
>>214673731
You could only get away with that in a cartoon. It would look retarded in live action.
Anonymous No.214673817
Bringing back the series to the colonial marine era and tech rather than going with stupid pretend prequels (with much more advanced technology). Based Neil
Anonymous No.214673833
>>214670572 (OP)
blomkamp is such a hack. i thoroughly enjoyed gran turismo. just keep him away from writing the script. all he knows is anime garbage.
Anonymous No.214673843 >>214673897
>>214673684
Are there any movies that deserve sequels?
Anonymous No.214673860 >>214674345
>>214671641
a corporation would rape your whole city to get their hands on an alien life form you retard
untold how many different breakthroughs analyzing it could trigger
Anonymous No.214673897
>>214673843
Unironically no, unless the movies were planned as an anthology from inception. Which is not the case with the Alien
Anonymous No.214673898
>>214672109
we might never know
how does alien happen without us knowing what happens before?
Anonymous No.214673922
>>214673597
looks like jeff bezos
Anonymous No.214673958 >>214674464
Anonymous No.214673967
>>214670644
>something new

WTF is new about prequels like this?
Anonymous No.214674002
Anonymous No.214674055 >>214675325
>Weyland-Yutani makes top tier synthetics, ships, weapons etc
>The company simps hard for some retarded dick-headed uncontrollable space nigger that's evaded capture every fucking time and wipes out colonies and stations whenever it's allowed to thrive
>Same organism gets btfo in every encounter by Ripley (a civilian with relatively fuck all military training)
I get the acid and the other attributes of the xeno are interesting enough to investigate but surely they have a monopoly on chemical weapons already. How the hell does the xenomorph advance the company? The damages alone must cost more than the xeno is worth, it just cannot be profitable.
Anonymous No.214674345 >>214674564 >>214674747
>>214673860
Anon, I, like you, am a commie and hate corporations. HOWEVER, Weyland-Yutani has spaceships, AI, and androids. Rather than making idiotic, convoluted plans to use/manipulate a few wagies, they could have just sent a few androids in hazmat suits to capture the alien.
Anonymous No.214674420 >>214677915
>>214673552
sydney sweeny?
Anonymous No.214674441 >>214674673
>>214673731
This looks fucking as retarded as the aliens with fucking head gear
Anonymous No.214674464 >>214674723 >>214674816
>>214673958
You can see blomkampf was just gonna do another bullshit fan fiction alien earth tier dogshit because its got a korean fucking flag, yutani is japanese, nigga knows fuck all about aliens other than muh hicks muh newt, fuck off long live alien 3
Anonymous No.214674564
>>214674345
they did it to save time before someone else picks it up
the dumb thing is they just let it go between the movies
they should have sent the ship simultaneously with redirecting nostromo
I don't remember but I suppose ash sent them some confirmation on the discoveries made
they should be analyzing the fuck out of the derelict with 10 times the priority over the life form
Anonymous No.214674673 >>214674907 >>214676025 >>214678437 >>214679050
>>214674441
No, it doesn't. It's literally always been what Alien was about and where it was heading. They want to use the alien morphology to create biological technology that can be grown and do things far better than regular technology. It's what Ridley wanted even and most of what is in Prometheus. It's been an idea since the 80s but other directors moved away from it since they didn't have good enough effects to do it justice.
Anonymous No.214674723 >>214676058
>>214674464
They're mercenaries. They're not Yutani. And there's always been far more companies and factions than just WY. And no, not the dumb shit Alien Earth stuff. You're a fucking retard that immediately starts whining while not knowing any facts about what you're complaining about.
Anonymous No.214674747
>>214674345
ah now I remember you mean that they put ash on board specifically for this and thus they had enough time to send a ship instead?
I dunno, maybe, but it was cheaper to send a droid to find out if it's real or some such
Anonymous No.214674751 >>214676076 >>214677751 >>214678059
Anonymous No.214674816
>>214674464
>dogshit because its got a korean fucking flag, yutani is japanese,
it must be great to be this retarded
what the fuck does one have to do with the other
Anonymous No.214674845 >>214674900
>>214670572 (OP)
No. That looks like utter garbage.
Just "Aliens 2....PART2!?!"
Why would anybody (who appreciates quality) be interested in something so corporate, souless and backpedalling?
Anonymous No.214674884
>>214670572 (OP)
Her tiny underwear at the end of the first movie should have gotten infected by an alien and jumped off of her, and the whole end of the movie should have been her chasing her panties around the spaceship trying to stop them with a broom
Anonymous No.214674900 >>214675007 >>214675093
>>214674845
>Aliens 2....PART2!?!
what does this even mean to people like you? do you really expect a follow-on sequel to bare zero resemblance to the previous movie? completely none? you just expect it to say it's the next part of a story but may as well be unrelated and you'd never know it was a sequel because of how different it is? Where did you get such a stupid idea from?
Anonymous No.214674901 >>214675121
this looks good actually
blomkamp is good actually and has a great style, he just needs better writers
Anonymous No.214674907 >>214674934
>>214674673
It's Saturday morning cartoon tier.
Anonymous No.214674934
>>214674907
same as every thing else in the alien franchise. Still far better than literally everything in Prometheus, Covenant, and Resurrection. Alien 3 didn't have anything interesting worth even comparing.
Anonymous No.214675007
>>214674900
>do you really expect a follow-on sequel to bare zero resemblance to the previous movie
No. I expect it to not be made.
If they announce "hey guys! A new [loved franchise] remake is in the works!" If this idea alone does not make you automatically groan, then you don't like movies. Simple as.
John Carpenter's the thing is a remake from a 1951 movie, and it's completely original because filmakers ised to have vision.
You can like your regurgitated slop all you want, but this isn't cinema
Anonymous No.214675093
>>214674900
make alien 5 or fuck off nigger
Anonymous No.214675121
>>214674901
He is a terrible writer. All he knows is anime. Which is awesome for visuals but not for the script. Gran Turismo is one of the best movies ever made. They didnt let him write it.
Anonymous No.214675325 >>214675413
>>214674055
they realized this at some point and at the ending of alien 3 they talk about using it for purposes other than military, i dont know exactly what resurrection was doing with its queen, they actually had a lot of xenomorphs successfully contained.
Anonymous No.214675413 >>214675459
>>214675325
It's funny watching you try and rationalize separate directors pulled out of their ass to justify movies. They literally didn't care and just made shit up. But you'll jump through hoops and bend over backwards to try and make some consistent headcanon as if there were one kek. There is no point to Resurrection except that they thought they could make a few more bucks off the name and star recognition.
Anonymous No.214675459
>>214675413
when i said "they" i meant the directors.
Anonymous No.214676025
>>214674673
Bro shut the fuck up, i know more about this shit than you I had all of those fucking toys, you probably don't even know that those toys were made for the cartoon series that was never released either you inept fucking cunt

I dont give a fuck where its going I just want it done well, and minekampfs fucking concept art was hyperbolic because he was trying to get it made, the whole reason he made chappie was to get sigoourney in and then grift his way into the alien franchise.

He doesnt have the chops to do it and I dont want some south Afrikaans faggot that he uses in everything to be the token south afrikaans fuckiing synth
Anonymous No.214676058 >>214678118
>>214674723
This is nto canon, it looks like it's from a game
Anonymous No.214676076 >>214676106 >>214676117
>>214674751
chappie headgear, fucking hack, im glad this got canned
Anonymous No.214676106 >>214676117
>>214676076
Nothing wrong with Chappie headgear except that it belonged in a far better movie than that utter shit. It belonged in this movie.
Anonymous No.214676117
>>214676076
>>214676106
>chappie headgear
fuck off he stole it from Patlabor
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Anonymous No.214677448
>>214673731
This would have been really stupid.
Anonymous No.214677471 >>214677498
>>214673731
This would have been really kino.
Anonymous No.214677498 >>214677956
>>214677471
We already got alien queen vs giant robot mech suit in Avatar and aliens. We don’t need another one.
Anonymous No.214677683 >>214677774 >>214678460
the androids have always outshined every other aspect of the aliens series
Anonymous No.214677751
>>214674751
What is this, fucking marathon?
Anonymous No.214677774
>>214677683
by design.
Anonymous No.214677915
>>214674420
Monke would be much better fit
Anonymous No.214677956
>>214677498
My favorite variant of this was the forklift fight in Carnosaur.
Anonymous No.214678022 >>214678146
>>214670572 (OP)
Bloomkamp sucks arse. It would have been another soulless, redundant entry in the franchise.
Anonymous No.214678059
>>214674751
lmao, really?
Anonymous No.214678118
>>214676058
It's from the Alien RPG, and until contradicted by the movies, canon.
Anonymous No.214678146
>>214678022
yet still exponentially better than ridleyslop
Anonymous No.214678185
Sad, that literal dogshit would had been better than Alien Earth
Anonymous No.214678362
>>214670572 (OP)
SIX ALIEN THREADS!!

WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING DISNEY, YOU ARE DESPERATE TO SHILL YOUR LATEST ABOMINATION

NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME INTERESTED IN THE ALIEN FRANCHISE RUN BY DISNEY!!
NOTHING!!
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE DIME OUT OF ME

the shills do the same thing for indiana jones and any disney franchise whenever some new shitty thing comes out
Anonymous No.214678420
>>214671641
>IRL bio and chemical weapons already exist.
Mhmmm. Humans already have black rape monsters.
Anonymous No.214678422
>>214670572 (OP)
my xenomorph is a overly britsh butler.
Anonymous No.214678437 >>214678500
>>214674673
dropping in to say this looks absolutely retarded and you should feel bad for thinking it's cool
Anonymous No.214678460 >>214678496
>>214677683
Alien Isloation's Wojack 'droids are the best
Anonymous No.214678496
>>214678460
And Samuels. He was a true bro simply wanting Amanda to get closure to what happened to her mother.
Anonymous No.214678500
>>214678437
Thst Predator movie I didn't watch stole this concept the movie about autism
Anonymous No.214678830
>>214672017
>>Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
that movie was trash why the fuck is that in your list
Anonymous No.214679050
>>214674673
dropping in to say this looks absolutely amazing and you should feel fantastic for thinking it's cool