Thread 214672988

Kirk is a Jerk edition
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>>214672988 (OP)
star trek sex with shran

>>214672988 (OP)
>great

Ro Laren figure announcement any day now.

star trek sex with shran

>>214673054
she was hot desu

Daily reminder Ferns: MeTv Toons now plays Star Trek the Animated Series

>>214673082
In the words of Saint Berman, "We've hired a pretty girl and I want to keep her that way." The entire Bajoran aesthetic is designed around Michelle Forbes, and is peak Star Trek alien design. Just something a little different like blue skin or pointy ears, no crazy cg stuff, because then you connect more with the character than if they were something abstract and unapproachable.
The show's entire philosophy of meeting aliens and growing through those relationships is summed up in her face.

>>214673223
So bajorans are hot Mexicans?

>>214672988 (OP)
>rapes everyone below

>>214673234
This is a Panhandle Floridian without access to pan fried catfish and pecan pie.

>>214672988 (OP)
Will Paramount do the right thing and make Charlie Kirk Captain Kirk’s ancestor

>>214673498
also gul dukat's

>>214673498
kek

>>214673192
Nickelodeon used to play it back in the day.

If Klingons now have 2 dicks, does that mean Klingon females have 2 pussies?

You have to admit though, whether you like this show or not, this viewscreen is absolutely Fucking Kino!

Still never watched ENT. Is it at least as good as VOY or is it really not worth watching?

I know it's kind of early, but fellow Trek Bros and Compadres, how we looking for tonight's watch along? It's going to be really hard to beat last night's lineup though, it was pretty kino.

>>214673498
I'm fairly sure Kirk was not a Trekkie. Unlike most millennials, he was not a pop culture junkie. He had an active social and work life. Hence the 65,000 people attending his funeral tomorrow.

>>214672988 (OP)
MODS

>>214674205
I agree, anon, but I guess they don't care about generals being co-opted as /pol/ bait threads

>>214673192
>>214673785
I feel like TAS would deter people from getting into Trek more than any 90's stereotype about the fans being neckbeard virgins. You watch TAS only after you've fallen in love with the TOS cast.

>>214674363
Perhaps, but the slaver weapon is kino

i forgot how much romance drama was in ds9. it really detracts from the show in the later seasons.

>>214674039
I've watched more ENT than I have TOS. I watched all four season of ENT.

>>214674104
>how we looking for tonight's watch along?
Saturday is an off day

>>214676489
>Saturday is an off day
Fucking no! Are you Shitting me!? Bullshit.

>>214676503
Sun-Fri

>>214674105
What if a furry starts raping his corpse?

>>214676516
Why are they doing this to us!?

So the people working at Sisko's restaurant...Fucking Kek! They don't even get paid right? Why are they working there? Nobody actually wants to do that! Why not have robots or drones taking orders and delivering the food?

"Course: oblivion" is sad,

>>214670901
is no-reply-anon sensitive about something?

>>214677309
Certain elements of the Star Trek universe are inexplicable, but if you bring them up, oldtrek geezers will start seething madly. It's like a religion to them.

>>214678168
delusional. oldtrek knows trek is hokey as ham.

>>214677309
It's perfectly logical if you remember it's space communism. Either wait tables for Comrade Sisko family restaurant or off to the Federation penal colony.

You're buying the Lego set, right /trek/?

>>214678477
why is he wearing a tinfoil hat?

I get that she's hot and all, and Julian would stick his dick in anything, but fucking his ex retarded patient, seems wildly inappropriate.

Picard > Sisko > Kirk > Archer > Janeway

>>214678294
I sure wish the oldtrek geezers ITT would accept that. As it is, they're insufferable.

Voyager>TOS>TNG>DS9>ENT

>>214678682
Girl, come on, oo-mox me right in my ear

>>214677309
just because you're lazy and you don't want to do something, doesn't mean nobody wants to do it

>>214678934
But there's nothing rewarding about working at a restaurant. It's fast-paced, high-stress, and zero prestige.