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Anonymous No.214676772 [Report] >>214676911 >>214676927 >>214676985 >>214677003 >>214677113 >>214677121 >>214677208 >>214677283 >>214677664 >>214678303
Its honestly the best in the series
Anonymous No.214676785 [Report]
Worse than Crystal Skull.
Anonymous No.214676911 [Report] >>214677066 >>214677170 >>214677183 >>214677205
>>214676772 (OP)
You're trolling, but I'll answer anyway.

>a child sidekick for Indy
>lame screwball comedy with Willie
>constant gross-out scenes with insects
>portrays the English occupiers as noble heroes keeping the savages in their place

This stuff would be fine if it was funny. But none of it is.
Anonymous No.214676927 [Report]
>>214676772 (OP)
I agree.
Anonymous No.214676944 [Report]
214676911
>its a pot calls the kettle a nigger episode
Anonymous No.214676982 [Report] >>214678303
Indy in the Jungle is always cooler than Indy in the desert.
Anonymous No.214676985 [Report] >>214677039
>>214676772 (OP)
It’s funny how the biggest criticism for it not being the best one is that it’s racist towards pajeets. Like I fucking care kek
Anonymous No.214677003 [Report]
>>214676772 (OP)
It always was. Kino in every way.
Anonymous No.214677039 [Report] >>214677183
>>214676985
It's funny how you just pulled that directly out of your loose rectum
Anonymous No.214677066 [Report]
>>214676911
>>portrays the English occupiers as noble heroes keeping the savages in their place
SAAAAAAAR THE BLOODY BHENCHOD BRITISHERS SAAAAAR
Anonymous No.214677086 [Report]
214677039
Anonymous No.214677113 [Report]
>>214676772 (OP)
agreed and its not even close
Anonymous No.214677121 [Report] >>214677197
>>214676772 (OP)
>the only one of the original trilogy that isn't 'muh nazis' slop
>the only one were indy actually is involved in saving the day, the others would've ended the same with or without him
>kino soundtrack
>shows everyone what jeet culture actually is
yep, it's kino
Anonymous No.214677155 [Report]
The secret correct answer. Temple was always the best.
Anonymous No.214677170 [Report] >>214677282
>>214676911
Sounds based. I should re-watch it
Anonymous No.214677183 [Report]
>>214676911
>>214677039
SAAAAAAAAAARRR DO NOOOOT REDEEEEEEEM THE TEMPLE
Anonymous No.214677197 [Report]
>>214677121
Fucking this

In Raiders he doesn't even save the day since the ghosts kill the Nazis. Last Crusade is just a copy and paste of Raiders. Temple at least did its own thing and made him the most heroic
Anonymous No.214677205 [Report]
>>214676911
No more HB1 visa for you. You have to stay in the shitting street.
Anonymous No.214677208 [Report] >>214677282 >>214677328
>>214676772 (OP)
cmon now, its not the best, but its also not that bad. the only reason it gets hated on is its the worst of the first 3 movies. the newer movies are all leagues worse than this.
Anonymous No.214677282 [Report]
>>214677170
yes its fuckin' kino
>>214677208
its the best you literal redditor faggot
Anonymous No.214677283 [Report]
>>214676772 (OP)
What I find funny about this movie's legacy is that Indians complain about their depiction, even though it makes them seem even more badass than they'll ever be.
Anonymous No.214677301 [Report]
>SAAR THIS MOVIE IS THE EVIL BECAUSE IT MAKES OUT WE ARE BAREFOOT, EAT MONKEY BRAINS AND SHIT IN THE STREET

Do you not do that?
Anonymous No.214677328 [Report]
>>214677208
>its the worst of the first 3 movies
Please enlighten us as to why?
Anonymous No.214677375 [Report]
How does Williams do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97bSkBomoOw
Anonymous No.214677664 [Report]
>>214676772 (OP)
Not even close. The correct order is as follows:

Last Crusade
Raiders
Dial of Destiny
Crystal Skull
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Young Indiana Jones
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Temple of Doom (i.e. this movie is balls)
Anonymous No.214677673 [Report]
Raiders > Temple > Crusade > Skull
Anonymous No.214677872 [Report] >>214678488
The REAL correct order is

Raiders > Crusade > Temple = Great Circle > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Crystal Skull
Anonymous No.214678303 [Report] >>214678414 >>214678895
>>214676772 (OP)
>>214676982
Indy versus anyone but Nazis is better than Indy chasing Nazis. Steve, we get it. In fact we got it the first time around.
Anonymous No.214678414 [Report] >>214678503
>>214678303
>action movies set during ww2
>surprised when main character fights nazis
based retard
Anonymous No.214678488 [Report]
>>214677872
crusdae blows
Anonymous No.214678503 [Report] >>214678526
>>214678414
after Temple he just became le Nazi fighter and we know why more than just "oh no, pajeets aren't happy and Lucas has stopped drinking during movie meetings."
the third film could've been Indy rescuing his dad from some vietnamese underwater god worshipping cult and it would've been better than just "jew revenge story part #6,000,000"
Anonymous No.214678526 [Report]
>>214678503
>the third film could've been Indy rescuing his dad from some vietnamese underwater god worshipping cult
uhhhh fuckin kino??
Anonymous No.214678550 [Report]
>meets some guy
>dude I'm gonna dress and act like this guy for the rest of my life!
Indy is autistic and would post on /tv/
Anonymous No.214678895 [Report]
>>214678303
That's why this game rocked. The soviets made good villains. Also biblical interdimensional ayys