Thread 215136498

Who’s your favorite contestant of all time

>>215136498 (OP)
That's fucking gross. Why do blacks and thirdies prefer ass over tits?

>>215136498 (OP)
all joshing and skylarking aside...there is no way that looks good with no clothes on

>>215136526
I love asses too, but cute bubble butts, not large fat ones

such stacy tier genetics that she can be morbidly obese and still hot

>>215136498 (OP)
Dishonest ass
It looks flat and bad from behind, notice how you only ever see her from a singular angle.

>>215136498 (OP)
Wait, that's real?

Actually godlike.

I had a crush on Siobhan. It was in the peak of the le quirky girl era.

>>215136542
It's not just the girth. It's the texture you gotta watch out for.

>>215136498 (OP)
S_nj_y_

>>215137002
Willhemina Hung

great thread, love american idol

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>>215138110
Is this still considered a slampig or is it evolved into a slamcow?

>>215136728
>Drawing
Case and point. Fatties are disgusting.

>>215138110
literally the perfect physique

>>215136498 (OP)
>>215138110
Its genuinely impressive how wide her hips are. Wow

>>215138192
It'll be genuinely impressive how large of a room she can clear when she finally releases all that stored up flatulence

>>215138150
I disagree.

>>215138585
imagine how good of a blowjob she gives

>>215138621
You know she's got the vacuum suction

>>215136498 (OP)
what even is this mutant creature

>>215138585
God please, please bless me with a 5'10 plaphog. That is literally all I want.

>>215138727
It'll be winter soon and you'll want one to keep you warm on cold nights.

I need a vagina cow

>>215138671
it's a high T thing, you wouldn't get it

>>215136498 (OP)
Kristy Lee Cook and the KLC Prophecy was my favorite but because she had all the weird supernatural stuff around her plus was from my home city.

Its been so long and I am so old I legit cannot remember the prophecies anymore, I tried to get it on her Wikipedia but I forgot why I failed but I just didn't.

>>215139263
holy shit lol Brave AI knows what I mean AI is too much right now. Yeah this is still not on the Wikipedia to this day but its real.

The term "prophecy" associated with Kristy Lee Cook primarily refers to a popular fan theory that emerged after her appearance on the seventh season of American Idol in 2008. This theory suggests that her name—Kristy Lee Cook—foreshadowed the names of subsequent American Idol winners. Specifically, the names of the next five winners—David Cook (Season 7), Kris Allen (Season 8), Lee DeWyze (Season 9), Scotty McCreery (Season 10), and Phillip Phillips (Season 11)—were seen as forming parts of her name, leading fans to jokingly refer to it as a "curse" or prophecy.
This idea became a running joke among fans, with some noting that after the names Kris (Allen), Lee (DeWyze), and Cook (David) were taken, only "T-Y" remained in Kristy, which was then fulfilled by Scotty McCreery's win.

>>215136498 (OP)
Her name is Grace and I want her to sit on my face.

>>215136498 (OP)
Gonna be Danny Noriega for me. Only guy I've ever had a dream about getting a blowjob from.

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>>215138110
Men who claim this is a sign of fertility are lying because they're aroused by fat and sweat and they're coping.

>>215141034
>they're aroused by fat and sweat
both signals of hormones and fertility

>>215136498 (OP)
She lost weight and most of that ass

Why is she wearing a samovar?

>>215138110
That dress would fucking EXPLODE if she so much as farted

>>215138585
Would but only if she was a virgin waiting for marriage.
No hymen, no diamond.

>>215141716
Architect bros...

>>215139237
>it's a high N thing
indeed I don't get it

>>215141716
prove it

>>215138126
Breasts not big enough to be honored with the title of cow. Slamhippo, maybe.

>>215141716
We can rebuild

>>215142824
Her name is Grace Kinstler, you can google her. She still has massive hips, ass and thighs though. Just not to the level of titanic braphog from before.
She was a BBW with a SSBBW ass, now she's more like an above-average (in weight) girl with a BBW ass. She probably wears those tight things to shape her fat into a normal body though. I think she her face is less cute now, which is a strange result.

>>215136728
Very satisfying animation.

>>215142901
Imagine her being ussbbw with an immobile ass

>>215143113
With a what?

>>215143113
>usbbw
only problem is you gotta turn her around 3 times before she fits ;^)

>>215138126
slamaurochs

My gf has a big ass and when she goes to the bathroom I can hear her huge farts sputtering in the bowl through the walls

>>215136498 (OP)
woah look at that hypermassive ass
it bet it squeezes out supermassive shits

It's low T to not want a fire hydrant sized fat shit squeezed out onto yo face

>>215143134
save this one instead, casual.

>>215138126
Smashphant.

>>215141679
Being overweight is directly harmful to fertility.

>>215136526
These women have skidmarks on their buttcracks as they cant properly wipe their assholes so they reek of shit.

>>215141782
so would i x_X

>>215142842
slamtaur