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genuinely unironically what is the scariest film of all time
Anonymous No.215142779
Probably truman show
Anonymous No.215142817 >>215142940 >>215142990 >>215143418 >>215149009 >>215149996 >>215150317 >>215154809 >>215154971 >>215155451 >>215159150
I'm Thinking of Ending Things. I'm terrified of ending up an old mentally ill loser that never amounted to anything and has nobody and all I have left is my own fantasies of what could have been.
Anonymous No.215142838 >>215142856 >>215142915 >>215147437
not a horror movie but I don't remember the name
about a kid who gets abducted and raised by his abductor. he get brainwashed and abused by his captor and as a teen he escapes and returns home. very screwed up. this movie terrorized me
Anonymous No.215142855
>>215142724 (OP)
real life.
the rest is fiction to make you believe there's something worse and scarier than waking up every day. but there's not.
Anonymous No.215142856 >>215142872
>>215142838
The skin I live in?
Anonymous No.215142860 >>215142936 >>215148798 >>215153288
Pretty subjective but the only "genre classic" horror film that has aged even remotely well is The Exorcist. Shit like Rosemary's Baby and The Birds just show how fucking retarded boomers are and most Gen X era favorites are just genre-aware ironic crap
Anonymous No.215142872
>>215142856
AGP kino
Anonymous No.215142915 >>215143333 >>215148299
>>215142838
>I Know My First Name Is Steven 1989
true story is what made it scary
Anonymous No.215142930 >>215155451
>>215142724 (OP)
sometimes I get the most creeped out by random scenes in otherwise shitty movies, even more than the best horror movies.

There's this scene in The Invasion (of the body snatchers remake) where a creepy guy is knocking on her door and night and trying to get let inside. Idk why it really got to me, it's just an okay scene.
I swear right after this scene, it's like 2am and someone starts banging on my front door irl, a LOT and very loudly. Like a fucking horror movie knock.
You will never have a movie moment that scares you as much as that shit scared me.
Anonymous No.215142936 >>215142978
>>215142860
Rosemary's Baby is peak jew horror.
Anonymous No.215142940 >>215142990
>>215142817
good pick. basically in the same boat right now and it's terrifying
Anonymous No.215142961 >>215146758 >>215151460 >>215154729 >>215156211
this or midsomar
Anonymous No.215142975 >>215145688
>>215142724 (OP)
Not a film but a scene in Persona. The one when she confesses fucking teenage boys on a beach. I swear to God I find it absolutely terrifying.
Anonymous No.215142978 >>215154967
>>215142936
If by that you mean, "unintentional redpill on a shadowy cabal who hate christ and want to run the world," then you might be right. There is not a single point at which that movie is scary, though.
Anonymous No.215142984
>>215142724 (OP)
umm Threads, obvio
Anonymous No.215142990 >>215149248 >>215152161 >>215160035
>>215142817
>>215142940
Dying young sounds scarier to me.
>Oh no I'll have regrets!!!
Yeah, after you lived life
Anonymous No.215143199 >>215143434 >>215148607 >>215151460 >>215157061 >>215159198
>>215142724 (OP)
Having watched many many horror movies, Hereditary for me.
Other contenders are, Skinamarink for vibes, The Girl Next Door for groundedness, Possum for standalone effective scenes, Audition for the ending, Goodnight Mommy for parenting stuff, and maybe Incantation for asian supernatural horror
Anonymous No.215143333 >>215148299
>>215142915
>older brother later became a serial killer
Anonymous No.215143418
>>215142817
Pussy foot faggot lmao
Anonymous No.215143432
>>215142724 (OP)
Not a film but black mirror just cause of how real and possible every single episode is.
Anonymous No.215143434 >>215156209
>>215143199
You ever watched Barbarian? I liked Weapons so I was wondering if it's any good.
Anonymous No.215143441
Jesus Christ is this thread the reddit/tumblr containment zone? What's with all these pussies lmao
Anonymous No.215143480 >>215149726
>>215142724 (OP)
Le conjuring 2 made me jump 1,000 times but it's been ages since I've seen it.
Anonymous No.215143639 >>215144732 >>215147768
>>215142724 (OP)
Birdemic
Anonymous No.215144713
>>215142724 (OP)
I'm too autistic to find a movie scary so the genre is lost on me
Anonymous No.215144732
>>215143639
Anon knows

Secret bird plots
Anonymous No.215144798
>>215142724 (OP)
If I thought about it it probably wouldn't be a horror film. More likely one that shone a light on the ultimate futility of life and the world in general.
Anonymous No.215145464 >>215150284 >>215154064
>>215142724 (OP)
On the Beach
Anonymous No.215145630 >>215164767
>>215142724 (OP)
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) a South Korean picture, is way up there for me
Jacob's Ladder, with Tim Robbins, freaked me the fuck out when I was a kid. Shouldn't have been watching that... is what I would say if I were a wussy
Noroi: The Curse (2005) as well
Anonymous No.215145688
>>215142975
I have masturbated to that scene.
Anonymous No.215145732
>>215142724 (OP)
Either Insidious or The Conjuring.
No old horror movies are actually scary, those ones will at least make you jump.
Anonymous No.215145748
Prince of Darkness
Anonymous No.215146090 >>215156234
Knock Knock haunted me for weeks
Anonymous No.215146125
>>215142724 (OP)
Trash Humpers
Anonymous No.215146247
>>215142724 (OP)
I like horror films like that where the undead/satanists/body snatchers just stare while standing still or walking slowly.
Anonymous No.215146615
>>215142724 (OP)
Videodrome
The Fly
Anonymous No.215146758
>>215142961
Evil Dead 2 is more comedic than scary
Anonymous No.215146911
For me, it was the fourth kind
It completely shaped my understanding of god
Anonymous No.215147437
>>215142838
Hannah?
Anonymous No.215147768 >>215147797
>>215143639
>endless driving and parking
Very scary, desu
Anonymous No.215147777 >>215147849
>>215142724 (OP)
Empire of dust
Anonymous No.215147797
>>215147768
>Hanging with my family
>Havin ourselves a party
Anonymous No.215147823
>>215142724 (OP)
Jacob’s Ladder
Anonymous No.215147849
>>215147777
checked and kek'd
Anonymous No.215147926
I was 15 when I watched in 2012. Spend a whole week checking my bedroom before going to sleep, making sure there was no serial killer with a crow mask and a handycam.
Anonymous No.215148073 >>215151538
>>215142724 (OP)

Most horror films are shit, you go into them expecting to be scared and so it never works. The diner scene in Mulholland Drive though was the first thing in years that actually made me pause and look away.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UozhOo0Dt4o
Anonymous No.215148097
>>215142724 (OP)
Amour by Haneke.
Messiah of Evil was trash.
Anonymous No.215148299 >>215156127
>>215142915
>>215143333

So I just read in to this. It’s insanely fishy and I feel theres a lot more to it.
>Kidnapper’s cabin was about 100 feet from the child’s grandfather’s cabin
>After fleeing, his father basically wrote it all off and said he didn’t need any therapy
>Kid gets kicked out of the house after all this
>Kidnapper only spend ls 5 years in jail and his accomplices mostly get off scott free
>Prosecutors didn’t even bother to try him in certain counties
>Steven is later killed in a suspicious hit and run on his motorcycle
>Older brother becomes a serial killer

Yeah Stevens parents sold him to Parnell. And they must have been involved in some serious evil shady shit. It’s so obvious
Anonymous No.215148317
>>215142724 (OP)
I think Shivers is pretty chilling.
Even tho it's kinda goofy and date, the implication of sex zombies is viscerally unsettling.
Anonymous No.215148349 >>215148505 >>215154124
>>215142724 (OP)
Anonymous No.215148385
>>215142724 (OP)
28 days later has to be up there
Anonymous No.215148475 >>215154147
Marebito was pretty unsettling too, in a Lovecraft way. More of a fantasy than a horror film. Audition is more of a ghost story than anything else.
Anonymous No.215148505
>>215148349
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF CHUD CHUDDERSON
Anonymous No.215148607
>>215143199
>Having watched many many horror movies
Nothing you listed was a horror movie, just memeslop.
Anonymous No.215148798
>>215142860
What a stupid boomer
You sound "fully vaccinated"
The Grudge is the greatest horror movie ever
Anonymous No.215149009
>>215142817
No movie has ever hit closer to home than that one. The janitor is me 30 years from now.
Anonymous No.215149101
jaws
Anonymous No.215149103
Hereditary because it's a family drama with extreme horror elements rather than a pure horror movie. And those horror elements are somehow both fantastical and grounded. If such things were possible, that's how they would be done. Ari Aster will never come close to matching it.
Anonymous No.215149150 >>215149179
try horror games, horror games are much more effective than horrror movies
Anonymous No.215149179 >>215149190 >>215149507
>>215149150
What would you recommend
Anonymous No.215149190
>>215149179
friday at freddies
Anonymous No.215149236 >>215151611 >>215152636 >>215152743 >>215154817
>>215142724 (OP)
Watching skinaramink while tripping on acid in a movie theater was the singlen most horrifying experience of my life
Anonymous No.215149248
>>215142990
the regret is never living life
Anonymous No.215149255
>>215142724 (OP)
Tim Curry's "It" when you're a child
Anonymous No.215149507
>>215149179
Outlast
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Alien: Isolation
Anonymous No.215149726
>>215143480
horrific
fuck you for posting this
id wiped it from my memory
Anonymous No.215149883
>>215142724 (OP)
It’s the Grudge. The “American version” with Sarah Michelle Gellar, which is still set in Japan and by the same director, just with better production values.
Even knowing exactly what’s going to happen, it still unsettles me.
Anonymous No.215149996
>>215142817
this
Anonymous No.215150050
50 First Dates. It's as bad as Martyrs.
Anonymous No.215150284 >>215154064
>>215145464
Actual kino, and absolutely terrifying, how sistematicaly all hope is getting lost. It's coming soon.
Anonymous No.215150317 >>215152714 >>215159959
>>215142817
Genuine reddit take. Sure I don't wanna end up that way but that doesn't mean the movie is horrifying
Anonymous No.215150351 >>215151513
>>215142724 (OP)
>genuinely unironically what is the scariest film of all time
Anonymous No.215150372
1. spoorloos
2. the thing
3. don't look now
4. shining
5. haloween
Anonymous No.215150391 >>215152674
Sinister (2012)
Anonymous No.215151460
>>215142961
It's one of my favourite movies but I don't know if it's scary enough to say that it's one of the scariest films of all time.
>>215143199
>Hereditary for me.
I love Hereditary, it's my favourite horror movie.
>>215142724 (OP)
The Omen, maybe? I would say they're genuinely scary all the way through.
Anonymous No.215151497
>>215142724 (OP)
Cure
Anonymous No.215151513
>>215150351
>he knows
Anonymous No.215151538 >>215151638 >>215152161
>>215148073
inland empire is an absurd "film", even by Lynch's standards, and I remember basically nothing about it except that there was a moment in it that absolutely scared the shit out of me
Anonymous No.215151611 >>215151782
>>215149236
Why? Seems boring
Anonymous No.215151638
>>215151538
Laura dern wasn't that haggard
Anonymous No.215151755
>>215142724 (OP)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
As soon as John Boyega appeared on the screen…biggest jump scare of my life.
Anonymous No.215151782
>>215151611
Don't listen to the pseud. The king is starkers.
Anonymous No.215152161 >>215152317
>>215142990
>>215151538
It was probably the hobo behind the diner.
Anonymous No.215152317
>>215152161
That was Mulholland Drive, Lynchlette.
Anonymous No.215152636
>>215149236
Heh I watched pacific rim on acid at theater and when I went to bathroom the booming outside literally was like giant monsters outside the building. Then we walked home like an hour in the hot sun from the theater just laughing like goofs
Anonymous No.215152674 >>215164833
>>215150391
It might be, were it not for the one scene of the ghost kids dancing around the house in slow motion. Truly a baffling misstep.
Anonymous No.215152714 >>215159959
>>215150317
Exactly. Absolute faggot this guy is.
Anonymous No.215152743
>>215149236
I feel like skinamarink is really close to being a masterpiece.
If it was just like 10% closer to a regular, spooky movie, 10% less art house, 10% faster, it might be perfect.
If you get engrossed, it can be quite scary, but you also might fall asleep before that happens.
Anonymous No.215152750 >>215155932 >>215165345
>>215142724 (OP)
Anonymous No.215152777
>>215142724 (OP)
Dark Horse by Todd Solondz
Anonymous No.215152790 >>215152812
>>215142724 (OP)
If you had an ounce of intelligence you would know the answer to this question is Children of Men.
Anonymous No.215152812
>>215152790
Nah. It's a decent film, but it's not scary.
Schizoidberg No.215152814 >>215153018 >>215154167 >>215154967 >>215158487
>>215142724 (OP)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Whichever version. The idea that humanity is being slowly replaced and that eventually there will be no one like you left is terrifying. Imagine some disaster and you run to your neighbors only for them to turn on you. Imagine your own family members becoming your enemy. The most profoundly isolating hopelessness.
Anonymous No.215152848 >>215152915 >>215153002
The Poughkeepsie Tapes
Anonymous No.215152915 >>215153002
>>215152848
Anonymous No.215153002
>>215152848
>>215152915
No. One half decent shot does not make it anywhere near the scariest film ever made.
Anonymous No.215153018
>>215152814
Welcome to modern Britain.
Anonymous No.215153065
>>215142724 (OP)
Jagten
Anonymous No.215153079 >>215157269
this
Anonymous No.215153115
>>215142724 (OP)
Not a movie but Twin Peaks Season 3 was the most disturbing thing I ever saw
Anonymous No.215153234
Black Christmas is the only thing that's made me hide behind my hands since I was a kid. It's not particularly scary but the ending is great
Anonymous No.215153288 >>215153362 >>215153570
>>215142860
>Rosemary's Baby
Is one of the best movies ever made you filtered faggot.
Anonymous No.215153362 >>215153439
>>215153288
Terrible film, made by a pedophile.
Anonymous No.215153439 >>215153576 >>215154497
>>215153362
>made by a pedophile.
Irrelevant. Why do you think its terrible? The technical aspects are extremely good and the story was great too.
Anonymous No.215153520
>>215142724 (OP)
Zodiac, because it's based on a real world serial killer and not some gay CGI spooky faggotry shit
Anonymous No.215153570 >>215154606 >>215156801
>>215153288
the movie is very very boring, get over it
Anonymous No.215153576 >>215156801
>>215153439
Hes right it's a bad movie. I like a good movie. So I watched it and it was bad. In fact I haven't seen a single good Polanski movie, so it follows he was always propped up by his fellow Hollywood pedophiles
Anonymous No.215153701 >>215154556
There are sacred cows that all the pseuds fall in line and blindly agree is good.
Rosemary's Baby is one of those. Dogshit film. Some people are confident enough to think for themselves and speak up when they see this hivemind bullshit.
Anonymous No.215153716
>>215142724 (OP)
My biopic.
Anonymous No.215154064
>>215145464
>>215150284
Reddit just called, they want your retard asses back
Anonymous No.215154097 >>215154196
>>215142724 (OP)
The Grifter
Anonymous No.215154124
>>215148349
Absolutely horrifying
Anonymous No.215154147
>>215148475
Audition was a good wank
Anonymous No.215154167
>>215152814
The original is the best, 70s one is pretty lame
Anonymous No.215154196 >>215154530
>>215154097
My brother is still in a mental institution after he came across this like 15 years ago on the dark web
Anonymous No.215154391 >>215154466 >>215158979 >>215159009
Asia > Europe > USA when it comes to horror movies

American produces a huge amount of horror movies but they're not much good at making them scary, they usually lacking in the tone and atmosphere.
Anonymous No.215154466 >>215154612
>>215154391
What would you say America does well?
Anonymous No.215154497 >>215154517 >>215164722 >>215165034
>>215153439
>technical aspects are extremely good

The demon hand in the rape scene is laughably fake and poorly constructed even for back then
Anonymous No.215154517
>>215154497
Nah
Anonymous No.215154530 >>215154735 >>215154967 >>215159377
>>215154196
He should have downloaded Destruction of Daisy instead.
Anonymous No.215154556
>>215153701
>Rosemary's Baby
I only saw that a couple of years back and was genuinely surprised at how great it was. I didnt think some 70s horror movie would hold up like that.
Anonymous No.215154606
>>215153570
I found it very engaging. Each to their own though, you probably like stuff like Terrifier, which i thought was retarded.
Anonymous No.215154612
>>215154466
Westerns and superheros and action flicks
Anonymous No.215154729 >>215154791
>>215142961
>Evil Dead 2
>scary

It's pure kino but scary isn't even on the radar
Anonymous No.215154735
>>215154530
I'm not fucking with any of that after what happened to my brother. The few times I've gotten to see him he just says the images are playing in his head over and over again... truly horrific...
Anonymous No.215154773 >>215158383
Most scared I've ever been in a movie was probably Lake Mungo. At the time when I watched it I vaped, and was puffing on one of those disposable smokers. During the one single scary shot in the movie of her bloated corpse, the smoker was stood up on the coffee table in front of me, and at the exact moment of the jump scare it started sparking and billowing out smoke, causing it to fall on its side and roll over onto the floor where it continued to zap. The timing on it was insane, I picked it up and in one swift movement fastballed it into the wall where it afterwards sat quietly. I was left unnerved for the remainder of the film. The ending that showed the protagonist was trapped alone for eternity was just the icing on the cake. I think about it every so often.
Anonymous No.215154791
>>215154729
Be patient. They're American.
Anonymous No.215154809
>>215142817
wait until you get old
Anonymous No.215154817
>>215149236
Maaan I wish Skinamarink was better, had a good ending, but damn the “realistic child dialogue” wasn’t done well
Anonymous No.215154831 >>215154856
>>215142724 (OP)
cannibal holocaust is the only movie that looks so scary to me that I won't watch it
Anonymous No.215154856 >>215154891
>>215154831
It's schlock and more a commentary on mondo documentaries
Anonymous No.215154891 >>215164801 >>215164860
>>215154856
I just have a fear of mob violence. like hundreds of people that want to hurt you and can't be reasoned with. don't even want to watch that shit.
Anonymous No.215154967
>>215142978
i think the dream orgy scene is surreal and scary
the
>This isn't a dream! This is really happening!
part feels so strange
polanksi definitely trying to 'reveal the method' with his movies
>>215152814
came to say this
the movie itself isn't exactly that scary, but the ending with Sutherland pointing and doing the scary alien scream
just the idea of being out in public and every single person you see turns on you and is not what they seem
>>215154530
DD is real, Grifter is not
Anonymous No.215154971 >>215155166 >>215157040
>>215142817
>owning a car
>very few brown people around
>having a stable income
He's living the life, reality is much worse now in 2025 thanks to Indian.
Anonymous No.215155166
>>215154971
It's definitely written from the boomer perspective that women are the be-all and end-all. Which we now know is not even close to true.
Anonymous No.215155209 >>215155512 >>215155908 >>215157339
>>215142724 (OP)
REC (2007)
the blair witch project and noroi are also up there. these three are also coincidentally the only good ff movies ever made
Anonymous No.215155279 >>215155324 >>215160598 >>215160635
>>215142724 (OP)
Bilbo tweaking out in Rivendell because you aren't expecting that kind of shit in a non-horror film. That scene still makes me uncomfortable even though I know it's coming.
Anonymous No.215155324
>>215155279
i hate that zoomer slang makes me laugh so much, kek
Anonymous No.215155451 >>215159488
>>215142817
The movie was total garbage if you knew what it was ripping off. Book was much better at being unsettling. It really wasn't 2deep4u the way I think people tried to make it, and I hate to be the "um ackshually" guy, but go read the book for real. You'll be so much more unimpressed with the made-for-tv Netflix slop.

>>215142930
Know what you mean. I was watching The Hills Have Eyes as a mid-teenager and it wasn't especially scary, like I was almost laughing at parts because it was comically over the top, but we lost power at one point and the movie and all the lights just shut up and it was the scariest evening I can remember just due to odd circumstances
Anonymous No.215155496
The only people more annoying than the "elevated A24 trauma horror" people are the "ackshually the scariest movie of all is this random documentary because it shows the world is heckin dark"
Get fucked
Anonymous No.215155512 >>215155664 >>215155908
>>215155209
Was just about to say REC. The ending scene in the penthouse still scares the shit out of me to this day. It's also genuinely the only movie I can think of that gave me nightmares. It's cool that the actor that plays the demon is a gangly freak irl and is still acting in those kinds of roles. He was Dracula in that shitty Voyage of Demetyr movie and the offspring in Alien Romulus which was kino.
Anonymous No.215155664 >>215155908
>>215155512
i like REC
agree with the end scene
agree with the marfan syndrome guy being a good spook
but the Romulus guy was some basketball player
Anonymous No.215155753
Taxidermia.
Anonymous No.215155908
>>215155209
>>215155512
>>215155664
>REC
spooky and the reporter lady was very sexy too, horror kino
Anonymous No.215155932
>>215152750
Jewish degenerate shit
Anonymous No.215155952 >>215158997
Why can't we ever have a thread without someone saying something is either jewish, satanic or has gnostic themes
Anonymous No.215156127
>>215148299
brutal, his parents should be shot
Anonymous No.215156177 >>215156372
>>215142724 (OP)
You can't have a defacto answer to this question. People find different things frightening. But really, I'm only replying to say that Messiah of Evil is a weird fucking movie, but I recognized that shot on sight from only having watched it the one time, so I guess it did something right.
Anonymous No.215156209
>>215143434
It's woke crap
Anonymous No.215156211
>>215142961
>midsomar
Maybe if you fear dying of boredom
Anonymous No.215156234
>>215146090
That one doesn't scare me so much as put me in a thoroughly creeped out vibe. I've never been able to quite replicate that feeling.
Anonymous No.215156238 >>215156372 >>215159227
>Entire thread is different answers
Come to a consensus already you fucks
Anonymous No.215156250
manos, the hands of fate
Anonymous No.215156275 >>215159418
drumpf's america (2025)
Anonymous No.215156313
>>215142724 (OP)
The Vanishing
Anonymous No.215156327 >>215156350
Jaws
Anonymous No.215156350
>>215156327
Yes.
Anonymous No.215156372
>>215156238
See >>215156177
Anonymous No.215156801
>>215153570
>>215153576
Filtered
Anonymous No.215156846 >>215156875 >>215156926
Hereditary is one of the most overrated horror movies ever. I cannot believe so many of you idiots think it is the scariest film ever. Get real
Anonymous No.215156875
>>215156846
it's a black comedy
Anonymous No.215156878
Anonymous No.215156926 >>215157001
>>215156846
It’s very very good compared to the Paranormal Activity 12/ Sinister 5 type slop that was standard just before it
Anonymous No.215157001
>>215156926
How did two white people have a street shitter jew for a son?
Anonymous No.215157026
for me it's the piano teacher and twin peaks ffwm
Anonymous No.215157040
>>215154971
I'll just take living in the woods and no browns. Fuck paying the carjew and being a wagie
Anonymous No.215157061
>>215143199
>Skinamarink
It's literally just fucking shots of walls and the floor with spooky sounds. 3/4 of the theater walked out, I wish I had too
Anonymous No.215157164
Kill List
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
The Empty Man
Incantation
Noroi
The Terror (because of the bleakness and dread)
That X-Files episode where all the deformed brothers were fucking their mom
Anonymous No.215157269 >>215157308 >>215158513
>>215153079
Scary af until the normies memed the fuck out of it. Picrel is my vote...
Anonymous No.215157308 >>215157356 >>215157406
>>215157269
lake mungo bro??????? just a fucking picture w a girl in the back that slowly zooms in
Anonymous No.215157339 >>215157480
>>215155209
Unlike The Exorcist, The Grudge or Ringu, REC breaks out of that "subjectively scary" trap by having some really well-placed jump scares to keep your more plebby friends happy, so it's probably the best movie to screen around your more jaded associates.
Anonymous No.215157356 >>215157380
>>215157308
>lake mungo bro??????? just a fucking picture w a girl in the back that slowly zooms in
i mean, they're movies, its all just pictures
Anonymous No.215157380
>>215157356
yeah man but i want pictures plural
Anonymous No.215157406 >>215157575
>>215157308
>just a fucking picture
There's quite a lot more going on then that, but this is not a movie to waste on nose-picking plebs.
Anonymous No.215157412
The ring when you’re 10-12 years old
Anonymous No.215157480
>>215157339
I do remember being sucked into REC pretty much from the start, can't even remember where I first watched it.
Anonymous No.215157575
>>215157406
still not scary idgaf
Anonymous No.215158072 >>215158093
>>215142724 (OP)
Hostel, purely because the concept is so real and free of supernatural bullshit
Anonymous No.215158093
>>215158072
That one scene where the guy's tendons get severed made me turn it off. Basically just guro smut at that point.
Anonymous No.215158383
>>215154773
faggot
Anonymous No.215158487
>>215152814
At no point when watching are you actually scared of anything.
Anonymous No.215158513
>>215157269
Not scary at all.
Just sad. Zero scares.
Anonymous No.215158979 >>215159115 >>215159144 >>215159271 >>215160485
>>215154391
There are zero good European horror films.
Not a single Euro horror film is scarier than even Paranormal Activity.
Anonymous No.215158997
>>215155952
maybe hollywood should stop putting all that shit into the movies
Anonymous No.215159009
>>215154391
Asian horror is a meme.
Anonymous No.215159016
>>215142724 (OP)
PissLord 3: Urinal Frenzy
Anonymous No.215159115 >>215159249
>>215158979
Martyrs
Anonymous No.215159144 >>215159249
>>215158979
>There are zero good European horror films.
The wicker man
Anonymous No.215159145
Salo
Anonymous No.215159150
>>215142817
Not scary at all, that's just my every waking moment.
Anonymous No.215159194
>>215142724 (OP)
Alien
Anonymous No.215159198
>>215143199
Hereditary is so shit
Anonymous No.215159227
>>215156238
Everyone wants to be special when super normie picks like Insidious or The Grudge actually scare you more and make you jump more than basically anything else.
Anyone that recommends something that is 'atmospheric' is just a pussy that is afraid to be scared.
Anonymous No.215159249 >>215159302
>>215159115
Gorewhore jerkoff material.
>>215159144
Not horror.
Anonymous No.215159254
>>215142724 (OP)
Pulse probably has the best spooky scene but the rest of the movie isn't anywhere near that good
Anonymous No.215159271 >>215159442
>>215158979
Martyrs
Inside
The Orphanage
Julia's Eyes
Oddity
The Canal
The Hallows
there are lots, you just have shit taste and are probably brown
Anonymous No.215159279
>>215142724 (OP)
The Hunt (2012)
Anonymous No.215159300
Threads
Anonymous No.215159302 >>215159338
>>215159249
>Not horror.
Its British folk horror you faggot halfwit
Anonymous No.215159338 >>215159467
>>215159302
They're just making genres up now.
Its a good film, but it isn't scary at all. Its a classic detective thriller, if you wanted to shove it into a category.
Anonymous No.215159349 >>215159416 >>215159502 >>215160039 >>215160562
>>215142724 (OP)
I haven't been scared by a movie since I was a kid, the last time I remember being scared was this movie and maybe the 1970's invasion of the body snatchers both I watched when really young (thanks dad)
Anonymous No.215159377
>>215154530
It's Daisy's Destruction you pseud
Anonymous No.215159416
>>215159349
That the 88 version? I watched it a few years ago and it's particularly brutal
Anonymous No.215159418
>>215156275
Preach
Anonymous No.215159442 >>215159468
>>215159271
>The Orphanage
'muh atmosphere and dread' not scary stuff. Horror for people that are afraid of going to a haunted house attraction.
>Martyrs
Called it out earlier.
Basically just fetish shlock.
Anonymous No.215159467 >>215159864
>>215159338
>it isn't scary
Are you telling me you're a grown man whos actually scared of images on a screen?
The wicker man was a world famous horror movie bedore you were born, probably bedore your parents were born you dumb fuck.
Anonymous No.215159468 >>215159953
>>215159442
i already called you out for having shit taste and being brown
you said wicker man is a detective thriller, lmao
Martyrs isnt even that gorey, people just remember it that way because the movie used violence in an intelligent and impactful way
Anonymous No.215159488
>>215155451
>The movie was total garbage if you knew what it was ripping off
what was ripping off? I want more depressing shit
Anonymous No.215159502 >>215164061 >>215164446
>>215159349
recently watched this. it's pretty good but it lost me when it got gigantic. those fx don't look too hot, prolly did at the time but idk.
it shocked me that the kid dies. some of the kills are genuinely horrific.
Anonymous No.215159614
>>215142724 (OP)
I think Changeling must've been a major influence on Ringu, and Ringu is a good choice. Prefer it over the American remake.
Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Ghost_Story_for_Christmas
Take your pick among those ghost story adaptations. Began in 1971. Top notch stuff. The Signalman (1976) is a little masterpiece but there's quite a bunch there that are rather scary. The original short stories are spectacular, naturally.
Anonymous No.215159687
>>215142724 (OP)
Excellent found footage, a bit scary
Anonymous No.215159717
Recommendations for movies that have genuinely shocking moments but aren't just torture porn? Like this or the knife scene in Bring Her Back.
Anonymous No.215159864
>>215159467
Sure, if you want to pretend that you've never been scared by horror movies, or admit that you can't adopt the state of mind that would let that happen, you can deny that horror movies or scary films exist at all.
Obviously it images on a screen. Part of enjoying cinema is immersing yourself in it regardless of that fact. Might as well say that you can't enjoy any films at all, because they're just pictures.
The Wicker Man isn't scary. Most of the film is weird and funny, and the
'scary part' is conveyed with an ironic dark humor that leaves you more stunned than ever frightened.
It is a thriller film for sure, as there is good tension during Howie's investigation. But it isn't scary at all.
Anonymous No.215159953 >>215160000
>>215159468
What do you call a film that is high on tension, but low on scares?
A thriller.
The Wicker Man isn't at all scary, but it has good tension.

Martyrs is more violent than the vast majority of horror films that people complain about being too gory.
It isn't clever, Laugier is a hack director.
Anonymous No.215159959
>>215150317
>>215152714
not that anon, but as an adult no horror movie has ever scared me
Anonymous No.215160000 >>215160108 >>215160337
>>215159953
we get it, you're brown
you don't have to add reddit spacing to prove it
Anonymous No.215160035
>>215142990
I wish I'd died young.
Anonymous No.215160039
>>215159349
Some of the best special effects of all time. Cgi has really tanked spfx quality.
Anonymous No.215160108
>>215160000
checked
Anonymous No.215160169
>>215142724 (OP)
The shinning
The Haunting
The Ring
The Babadook
Anonymous No.215160232
Sinister according to science
Anonymous No.215160337 >>215161567
>>215160000
>paragraphs scare the pseud
Anonymous No.215160485
>>215158979
bring her back
Anonymous No.215160492
>>215142724 (OP)
Lost Highway
Anonymous No.215160542 >>215160624
>>215142724 (OP)
darkness falls
absolitely every person i watch it with for their first time loses it
one of.my.exs pissed herself, my one friend said he had nightmares for weeks
not a good first date movie really. but of you have a woman with you who has never seen it i promise she will be latchrd onto your arm withi 20 minutes or demanding it to be turned off
Anonymous No.215160562 >>215160595
>>215159349
Based dad. He understood that scary movies are best watched as a kid. You never get that chance again. They lose all feeling as an adult
Anonymous No.215160595
>>215160562
Correct. My current life is more horrifying then anything any movie can show me
Anonymous No.215160598
>>215155279
that scared me so much s a kid i'd look away from the tv for the whole lead up. it really comes out of nowhere.
Anonymous No.215160610 >>215162237 >>215163069 >>215163273
Anonymous No.215160624
>>215160542
Darkness Falls has a GOAT opening scene but the rest of the movie sucks
Anonymous No.215160635
>>215155279
what gets me is I always expect it in the Shire... then it doesn't happen, i forget about it and 40 mins later GRAWWWWWW

suprises me every time
Anonymous No.215161567
>>215160337
>pseud
kek
definitely not a redditor
no, sir
lmao
Anonymous No.215161979
>>215142724 (OP)
Your mom’s sextape. Kek gottem.
Anonymous No.215162237
>>215160610
why did she do it
Anonymous No.215162422
Martyrs
Anonymous No.215162935
I think for me, the scaredest I've ever been watching a film was the first time I saw Silence of the Lambs. Doesn't scare me anymore though.
>the only "genre classic" horror film that has aged even remotely well is The Exorcist
do people find The Exorcist scary? It just made me feel sick.
Anonymous No.215163069
>>215160610
This movie makes me upset when I think about it. I wasn't prepared for how dark it got.
Anonymous No.215163273
>>215160610
I really wish there were more dread inducing existential scifi film. This one was great. Reminded me of those late 90's/2000's indie horrors that were kinda well made but never performed well. You'd think with the streaming era they'd be shitting out these types of films and giving the weirdos a chance but all they make nowdays is slop.
Anonymous No.215163296
>>215142724 (OP)
Life
Anonymous No.215163328 >>215163334
>>215142724 (OP)

The Grifter
Anonymous No.215163334
>>215163328
You actually watched that shit? You're fucked in the head.
Anonymous No.215164061 >>215164446
>>215159502
I remember being really surprised that the jock died so early on. It was such a fun movie
Anonymous No.215164446
>>215159502
>>215164061
One of the best 80s horror movies, shocking how gory it is. Having the balls to kill a kid is rare
Anonymous No.215164722
>>215154497
i really liked the rape scene
Anonymous No.215164767
>>215145630
i found grave encounters scarier than gonjiam
Anonymous No.215164801
>>215154891
they had a pretty good reason to fuck them up. they literally burn down a village to make their documentary better. its a pretty cheap looking movie. a girl gets raped, they kill a turtle, and then a cartoonish mob of indians slowly kill them off. its really not scary at all
Anonymous No.215164833
>>215152674
For some reason, when the ghost girl leaned in behind the guy, I got the most scared i've ever been in my life. I couldn't breathe and froze up.
Don't know why, i've never been that scared, before or after. Looking back, it wasn't scary at all. Not sure what happened with me there.
Anonymous No.215164860
>>215154891
I found Joe's cult in the following unsettling for similar reasons. You could just be at the supermarket or train station or whatever and suddenly a bunch of random people who look like normalfags start stabbing people.
Anonymous No.215164868 >>215164880
>>215142724 (OP)
>best made horror movie
Texas Chainsaw 11
>best horror comedy
Evil Dead 2
>most disturbing true-to-life horror movie
Snowtown (small scale)
Threads (large scale)
>scariest horror movie
whatever freaked you out as a kid. you simply just dont get as scared as an adult sadly
btw horror games are x100 more scary than horror movies. the interactive element makes it way more intense even if they arent super well made for the most part
Anonymous No.215164880
>>215164868
1* my fucking keyboard is broken
Anonymous No.215165034
>>215154497
i really liked the rape scene
Anonymous No.215165345
>>215152750
Stop posting this dumb fuck movie with its retarded nonsensical ending