Thread 215148200

>your favorite movie
>your favorite movie when a girl asks

>Once Upon A Time In The West
>Once Upon A Time In The West

>>215148200 (OP)
Avatar
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>>215148200 (OP)
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill

No one has ever asked me that and certainly no girl

>>215148200 (OP)
BOB, VAGENE

>>215148200 (OP)
>Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
>Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

Tenet
Megalopolis

Manhunter
Manhunter

That chick reminds me of the OF whore I know that is now trying to go all trad and come to church with me since Charlie Kirk got killed. It's like yeah I'm happy you are trying not to be such a filthy whore now but you're still a ho bitch I've literally nutted in every hole in your body you aren't going to be an angel in a month just because you had your come to Jesus moment.

>>215148307
based carla gugino appreciator

>>215148200 (OP)
> Big Larry's Bareback Bonanza 12
> Frozen

>>215148200 (OP)
>Reservoir Dogs
>Don't have one

>>215148200 (OP)
Candyman
Candyman
Shit you almost got me

>>215148332
>self-identifies as a christian
>doesn't act like one at all
You're going to hell

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Boats Boats Boats

>>215148200 (OP)
Intestellar
Irreversible

>>215148415
I’ve yet to meet one that actually follows the tenets as described in the Bible as opposed to some more convenient interpretation
>divorce is wrong
>unless it’s the king, then it’s fine

>>215148200 (OP)
Threads
Threads

>>215148200 (OP)
Don't have one
Gladiator

>>215148200 (OP)
>your favorite movie
Triumph of the Will (1935)
>your favorite movie when a girl asks
why are you not in the kitchen?

Trainspotting
Gattaca

>>215148200 (OP)
>nice try FBI
>not today CIA

Surfs Up
Surfs Up 2

>>215148200 (OP)
What do the letters on her arm mean?

>>215148523
it means she's openly a whore

>>215148415
Nah bro, I know I'm a sinner. She just acts like she has a clean slate and doesn't need to address anything about her past or present just because she stopped selling pictures of her butthole to simps and bought a cross necklace at Claire's and wears sundresses now. I put in the work with my Catholic guilt and admit I am a flawed sinner and ask for forgiveness and pay penance. She's just LARPing. Still gonna fuck her before Mass tomorrow though.

>>215148200 (OP)
RAPE
RAPE

>>215148533
Jesus christ, christians are delusional.
It's good to be an atheist.

>>215148533
you’re a zoomer nigger retard

Pig
Pig

>>215148200 (OP)
Young Frankenstein
Young Frankenstein

>>215148564
Nah. You're gonna burn in Hell dude.
>>215148576
Nah, I'm just a flawed man and God knows my true heart.

>>215148523
she escaped from Iran barefoot, crawled through Syria, demeaned herself in Israel, found a boat, arrived in the USA, all in order to pursue a career in prostitution

>Paths of Glory
>You won't know it anyways

>>215148200 (OP)
>the fall
>jackie chan

>>215148539
your post fills me with melancholy because I remember that anon who used to write
>with so many movies with planning a crime and executing it, why is no movie with planning a rape and executing it
and realize that he was right

>>215148642
Nah you’re just kike worshiping brain dead zoomer nigger

>>215148698
Rape requires no planning at all, in fact, planning ahead kills the spontaneity of the moment. Not that I'd know.

>Casanova (1976) starring John Holmes
>In The Mood For Love (2000)

>>215148714
Nah.

>Chungking Express
>Grand Budapest Hotel

>>215148726
>>215148726
All of the most successful rapes were meticulously planned out
t. rape scholar

>>215148741
Nah, but you are dude. NTA btw.

LOTR

The Notebook

>>215148726
>spontaneity of the moment
that's terrorism, not rape

Police Academy
Police Academy 3: Back in Training

>>215148741
yeah

If you feel the need to lie about shit like this you're pathetic and don't deserve the right to vote.

>>215148787
>>215148812
Nah.

>>215148817
No man should vote because good luck finding one who hasnt just lied to a dumbass woman for the less painful route.

>flames girl for being a whore
>exploits her being a whore for own benefit
You've never repented and you're burning in hell, buddy.

>>215148849
I’ve never lied to a woman about my interests but have downplayed my disgust for theirs

>>215148817
if you start your answer with "I don't have one favourite movie, but if I had to pick one I enjoy..." you could give a different answer given the context
also
>vote
lol

>>215148200 (OP)
>Forrest Gump
>Master and Commander

>>215148880
Nah.

>>215148888
Yeah that's more of my experience as well.

>>215148880
>Whore chooses to do whore things with a guy
>UM ACKSHUALLY HE IS EXPLOITING HER MMKAY SWEETIE

Lel. Lmao even.

>>215148200 (OP)
>No Country For Old Men
>No Country For Old Men
My favorite movie is No Country For Old Men.

>>215148200 (OP)
>Batman 1989
>Batman 1989

>>215148880
>t. typing on the devil's piano

>>215148936
>It was all her fault I dindu nuffin
Tradcath LARPing Timmies have no self awareness

>>215148936
he’s the christcuck thoughbeit

>>215148200 (OP)
>Boss Baby 2
>Boss Baby

>>215148200 (OP)
I don't have one.
"I don't have one."

>>215148954
I'm going to steal this one

>>215148972
>Timmies
>>215148979
>Christcuck

Kill yourself nigger.

>>215149008
hope jewsus sees this bro!

Platoon
Platoon

>>215149008
>save me skydaddy!

Ice cream yum!
Crunchy corn yum!
Kitty paws Brrrrr

>>215148200 (OP)
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Bitches love Leatherface.

>>215148200 (OP)
Barry Lyndon
Eyes Wide Shut

>>215149029
BASED gen Alpha Kinosseur

>>215149045
he’s literally me

>>215148200 (OP)
Ginger snaps.
Because she looks like emily perkins and im into it.

Vanilla Sky
Vanilla Sky

>>215148200 (OP)
>A History of Violence (2005)
>À bout de souffle (Breathless, 1960)
Never watched a single Jean-Luc Godard film and never will but art hoes get really impressed when you pretend to like it well enough (I suspect most of them also never watched it)

Withnail & I
Irreversible

Pig (2021)
I don't watch movies those are gay I just crush bitches and lift weights and drive fast cars recklessly

>>215148414
heh

Lolita (1997)
Stranger by the Lake (2013)

>>215148200 (OP)
>Girls be like: I love honesty! I want a man that's open and expresses his true self with me!
>Be honest, open, and express yourself to girl
>She smiles, nods, then ghosts you for the guys that can lie to her the best

Reminder: when you give your "favorite movie" and it's not the one you've watched the most times, you are lying.

>>215148200 (OP)
>Birth of a Nation
>Intolerance

>>215148533
You're more than just a sinner...

>>215149256
Why would I need to watch a movie more than once?

>>215148200 (OP)
Gladiator
Gladiator
I dont care how cliched it is and you shouldnt either. It covers so well so many elements of what makes a man a man.

>>215149256
That's not how it works. You can watch a certain movie dozens of times and still think it's 5/10. Just very rewatchable. Some of my top movies are not that rewatchable, and my favorites I like to savor them with long periods in between so they keep that same punch. Rather than running them into the ground on repeat.

>>215149281
If nothing can possibly compel you to watch it again then there's no point pretending that you like it

>>215149315
Do you often do the same thing over and over again for no good reason?

>>215148332
kill yourself

>>215149313
this caption is funnier than anything posted in this thread, why is this? it wasnt always like this

>>215149299
This is what you tell yourself, because what would it say about you if the movie you most loved to watch was a 5/10?

>>215149256
What if a movie just gets more airtime and you kind of watch it in the background every once in a while even though you like it, you wouldnt say its your favorite

>>215149348
It was probably AI generated. All the anons in the world can't compete with superior circuitry and data-based logic.

>>215149313
Speak a lil chinese for em derek

>>215149331
>there's no good reason to watch a movie
This is a perfectly valid point of view. I respect it. But it would be absurd if you now told me you have a "favorite movie"

>>215149348
>it wasnt always like this
Sure it was, captions were always funny, image + caption has been a comedy staple for as long as there have been images

>The Dark Knight
>Last Year at Marienbad

>>215149348
twitter tranny

>>215149331
>for no good reason
why did you make this part up? to pretend it enhances your contention?

>>215148200 (OP)
Fast Five
When Harry Met Sally

>>215149331
>Do you often do the same thing over and over again for no good reason?
>browses 4chan
Evidently

>>215148533
You are a fake piece of shit to the extent I feel this is a false flag

>>215149333
Nah.

>>215149373
This, but replace "watch" with "rewatch"
I don't have the memory of a goldfish.

>>215149392
What's a good reason for this? Madness?

Do not post my waifu without my permission.

>>215149407
I do a bit of trolling.

One time I found out a girl liked old movies, like the classic Hollywood stuff, and I got way too excited and I started ranting about The Red Shoes, and I started talking about silent movies and how I think Buster Keaton is a little more accessible for modern audiences compared to Charlie Chaplin. I should've just talked about 12 Angry Men.

>>215149353
I think volition does matter. I'm not going to commit myself to the nonsense proposition that chance plays no role. I would not call my father's favorite movie my own favorite just because I have been exposed to it many times, although I must account for how I have stuck around to see it through to the end occasionally. And, like my father himself, it would be ridiculous to pretend that the accident of my being exposed to him constantly has nothing to do with him being among my favorite people.

Search your conscience, and decide how far you sought out the movie/chose to watch it.

>>215148200 (OP)
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Nineteen Eighty-Four

Requiem for a dream
Barbie 2023

>>215149457
I don't know if I'm more mad or impressed at the ruse cruise you took us on.

>>215149479
>found out a girl liked-
women only like talking about themselves, remember that next time

>>215149479
Pussy dried up so fast. Got the ick HARD!

>>215148533
Fuck these retards. Abuse her pussy and then say your hail Mary's.

>>215148200 (OP)
>LOTR
>Raimi Spider-Man

>>215148200 (OP)
Brain Donors
Brain Donors

Baba Yaga
Kiss Me Kill Me

>>215149552
It seriously did. I never talk to girls, but I found out she had similar interests to me so I just got way too excited and couldn't stop talking. And she was trying to be so nice to me, but I could tell she was ready for the conversation to end. She was looking around and saying "Yeah. Well.."

>>215149594
Been there
Just got to keep on keeping on. It's good practice.

Transexual Babysitters 9
Ghost World

>>215148200 (OP)
Why do girls let people do random scribbles on their bodies? Do they think we like that shit?

>>215149615
Bro I literally thought I was going to end up marrying this girl before that conversation. Now I'm back to being alone. It's the most monumental botch of my entire life.

>>215149644
it shows how unique and quirky they are

i hate this trend of referencing some shitty twitter meme i know nothing abojt because im not a subhuman retard, and then pretending its on topic

The Lighthouse
American Psycho

>>215149479
One time a super cute girl started talking to me about anime at the mall and was obviously really into me to the point she touched my hand and asked me for my phone to put her number in it. I yelled I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW! and she got a really hurt look on her face and I powerwalked away. Lel I'm fucking retarded.

>la grand belezza
>la grand belezza
t. kinoseur

>>215149644
Who's we? Direct foid competition is all they take in consideration, which is why their sense of aesthetics is total shit.

>>215149744
kek, roastie absolutely ethered

>>215148200 (OP)
It's the End of Evangelion? Why would it be different if a girl asked? I even told a girl on a date that the scene with Shinji playing alone in the sandbox made me cry.

>>215149680
Something weird happens when we're desired too eagerly. I remember once I'd been working freelance for someone, and I wasn't sure whether they would continue employing me for something. I was a bit anxious about it. Then this person texted in the most gushing terms about how much they wanted me to continue on doing it. Immediately I no longer wanted the job; but I recognized the feeling in myself as partly irrational, and did my best to forget it.

It's hard to explain that feeling. It has something to do with our uncertainty a out our own worth; and when we discover someone wants what we have too much, we dread suddenly that we're entering into a bad deal, being conned, etc. That others wouldn't respect us if they saw us being so willingly taken.

In contexts where you and the other person are both in the same networks, you may be able to trust that this person isn't a weirdo or someone who would take advantage of you etc., and that in spite of any moments of ick you know that this person is not considered a loser by the other people you know. But the dating scenes where you're trying not to give friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend strangers the ick... it's amazing to me that anyone finds love that way

>>215149744
Jesus H lad.

>>215149908
cute
why do girls like that movie

braveheart
braveheart

>>215149446
name of this broad

>>215149744
>super cute girl started talking to me about anime
too much work, unless u want to be an anime bonnie & clyde

>>215149975
>that the scene with Shinji playing alone in the sandbox made me cry.
Expressing weakness in front of women is a dangerous gambit. I've had female friends that would tell me stories about men crying and we'd have a hearty laugh together. Some younger/hippy women might find it more acceptable, but for a lot of women it'll dry them right up. Not saying you have to be as psychopathic as women to land them, but appearing that way sometimes helps.

>>215150243
Clairo
big nepo baby with a music career

Shadow of a doubt
Shadow of a doubt

>>215148200 (OP)
Clueless
Mean Girls

>>215148200 (OP)
Léon
Léon
Zoomettes love Léon

Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Cop

>>215148200 (OP)
>taxi driver
>hellraiser

>>215150343
ohh damn didn't know it was the same chick with the sofia song.

thanks anon

>>215148200 (OP)
>Irreversible
>I Spit On Your Grave

I would say whatever I have to say to put my penis in this girl

>>215148979
If you steal it I'm going to follow you across Texas and murder you, your wife, and her mother.

>>215148200 (OP)
>Mulholland Drive
>Walk the Line

>>215149744
>One time a super cute girl started talking to me about anime at the mall
How

>>215148200 (OP)
Bold of you to assume I’ve ever spoken to a woman.

>>215149744
literally me

>>215148200 (OP)
Vixen
Super Vixen

>>215148200 (OP)
Women don't talk to me and I don't talk to women

>>215150660
Lots of chicks like anime because it's le heckin kawaii chungus xd pickme shit in the past few years. Like 50% of them are actual women too. I don't like it, I didn't come to the con to see some pickme thot in cosplay or cat ears saying uwu and kawaii I'm here to be surrounded by fellow losers that smell like BO and studied the blade.

>>215150299
We were sharing our movies that made us cry. There's an explanation, but I'm not here to trauma dump on /tv/.
Also, she wanted to fuck in my car but I was twice her age and it didnt feel right

>>215148200 (OP)
Total Recall
Basic Instinct

>>215148200 (OP)
>The Deer Hunter+Prometheus/Covenant
>"I don't really watch movies anymore. I'm more into Opera and theater." (theater part is a lie)

>Faster Pussycat Kill,Kill
>Faster Pussycat Kill,Kill

>>215150911
GAY!

>>215148200 (OP)
>favorite movie
Lord of the Rings trilogy
>when a girl asks
Ass Traffic 41 starring Melinda Doll aka Betty

>>215149213
>>215148577
huh? its a satire of the pretentious Portland culinary scene. How can that be your favorite movie?

>>215150834
>>215150873
Based

>>215150873
>pickme
Only jealous women use that term

>>215150911
>Also, she wanted to fuck in my car but I was twice her age and it didnt feel right
What oversocislization does to a nigga. She just hopped on the next boomer cock that presented itself I'm sure. But, I guess you at least have your principles if nothing else.

>>215150352
my favorite hitchcock film?

>>215151033
Wrong.

>>215148200 (OP)
Predator
Cum Filled Asshole 2

>>215150873
>pickme
no man has ever used this word without irony.

Magnolia
The Fountain

>>215151130
Xhe’s an anime fan. ‘Nuff said

>>215148200 (OP)
>your favorite movie when a girl asks
Titanic. They all love Titanic for some reason

>>215151039
>She just hopped on the next boomer cock that presented itself I'm sure
No, she actually went out with guys her age after lol. I think she realized she didn't want a relationship like her parent's (dad twice the mom's age, and the mom started as the side piece before getting knocked up). Didn't see her after cause of long-ish distance and our schedules never working out (college student working weekend + 9-5 m-f guy) but we talked for a moment.
I need a woman my age, but none of them want anything to do with a bum like me

>>215151165
They'll think you're gay

>>215148332
>im a based trad christian
>so i was fucking this of girl and now she thinks she can be like me lmaooo
You are both sinners then.

>>215148200 (OP)
>Goodfellas
>Goodfellas

>>215151180
you sound like an ancient 40+ year old roast writing projective LARP fanfic

>>215151180
based good guy bum

>>215148200 (OP)
I don't have a favorite movie
I don't have a favorite movie, let's fuck

>>215151180
>No, she actually went out with guys her age after
Not boomer cock, but some other cock, it really doesn't matter. I think you undervalue yourself brother. You're older which plenty of girls are into, with a stable income and will value younger girls more than guys her age will. As long as the girl isn't like 14 or some shit you should respect her agency more. There's nothing wrong with a 20 year old dating a 40 year old no matter which way the sexes are split.

>>215151180
Bro zoomer chicks lust for our 40+ boomer cocks now because zoomer men are basically women. Just hop in your Charger or truck (we all have a Charger or truck) and drive to the closest community college and talk out loud about how you own a house and you'll be drowning in zoomette pussy within an hour. It just werx and who gives a fuck as long as she is over 18.

>>215151258
Add another one to the Got Trolled Today list.

>>215151329
Well, like I said, other factors made it impossible to date her. Matter of fact, just a few weeks later, went to my grandma's for a family function, and they were talking about my grampa. Turns out she wasn't his first wife, and they married when she was 20 and he was 45. Wasn't an happy conversation. It kinda reinforced the choice I made as the good one.

I'm not jealous anyway, it was just a date. She can fuck whoever she wants. I don't wake up in the middle of the night over her.

>>215151266
K, here's a receipt

>>215151311
this

>>215151455
This all seems very gay. Are you sure she wasn't two gay manlets in a trenchcoat?

The doors
The doors

>>215151528
According to the nudies she was sending me, she was a single black female.

>>215151435
>it was all just le heckin ebin trolle
embarrassing

>>215151578
Post them or it confirms she was two gay manlets in a trenchcoat.

>>215148200 (OP)
The Notebook
Nymphomaniac Volume II

>>215151622
Yeah it is pretty embarrassing to fall for such obvious bait.

>>215151643
Nope. They were shared for my eyes only.

>>215148200 (OP)
>Big Trouble in Little China
>Big Trouble in Little China

>>215151238
Really? Why?

>>215150873
>pickme
is this the instagram comment section?!

>>215151656
>t.

>>215148200 (OP)
Night of the Living Dead
Irreversible

>>215151685
Pathetic. You can't even do that right.

>>215150873
>pickme
it’s "im not like the other whores"

LOTR extended edition
LOTR theatrical cut

>>215151663
Why are you gay?

>>215151707
I’d be careful talking to me like that if I were you, last warning

>>215151180
>t. 50 year old landwhale seething that men don't that shit
you will be deported to india

>>215151718
gay

>>215151708
Isn't that what pickme means? I was just using a word I have heard the youths use to describe sluts.

Big Hero 6. A woman has never asked me my favorite movie but I'd say the same thing if one did. Anyone who dislikes that movie isn't worth my time.

>>215151757
yeah but women use pickme

>>215151732
*Unsheathes katana* You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move.

>>215151764
its a good movie but why is it your favorite?

>>215151779
*hides post*
bye :)

>>215151757
you will be deported to india too

>>215151778
I guess I'm goddamn tranny then. Great, I was already having a terrible day, time to make it 42% I guess.

>>215151804
*Instant transmissions behind you before you can hide the post* O MAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!

your posts already hidden

>>215151808
I'll just kill myself instead thanks.

>>215151868
Heh, then how did you know I posted again BAKA? *You fall into a thousand pieces as I give a wicked grin and a wink to the camera*

>>215148200 (OP)
Saaaaar pooping today
Saaaaar pooping today bloody benchod

>>215151718
They will think of you as incel manchild (which is probably true)

>>215148200 (OP)
>your favorite movie
There will be blood
>your favorite movie when a girl asks
Last of the mohicans

Up!
Salo: 120 Days of Sodomy

>>215149313
lol

>>215148200 (OP)
>Portrait of a Lady on Fire (because I like jacking it to lesbians)
>Portrait of a Lady on Fire (cuz its deep)

>>215148200 (OP)
>The Master
>La La Land

>>215148200 (OP)
Hanna

>>215148200 (OP)
The Duellists
The Duellists

>>215148200 (OP)
>Tangled
>Pirates of the Caribbean

>>215148200 (OP)
>Brick
>Brick

>>215148200 (OP)
problem child 2
there will be blood

>Hot Fuzz
>implying I talk to girls
filthy casual

>Pulp Fiction
>Hot MILFS volume 86, the one I shot with your mother ;)

>>215151722
Because my parents had kids with people they didn't like because that's what was expected of them at the time, so I've never really seen 2 people actually love eachother. Also, my mom quit home when I was 15 while vomiting a bunch of shit about how I wasn't a good son, so I've been living with that in my heart ever since. There's something missing inside and I dunno what it is.

>>215148332
You are lying lmao

>>215152965
You’re a grown man who lives with his mom. Move out. Your parents want privacy too you idiot.

>>215148200 (OP)
>>215149313
>>215149446
What the fuck is her problem?

>>215153135
she's so pretty. =(

>>215153026
Correct.

>>215152048
yeah but I don't care what women think
imagine playing by their retarded shit test rules LMAO

>>215148200 (OP)
>speed racer
>speed racer

>>215148200 (OP)
Cloud Atlas
Cloud Atlas

>>215148263

Never seen a better first post in all of 4chan history.

>>215153045
Good reading comprehension, retard.

>>215148200 (OP)
She owes me sex

>>215151578
>she was a single black female
Bro... you had your shot with a prime black qween and you botched it... I was actually talking about a black girl earlier when I was talking about my female friend that laughed at men crying, lol.

Anyway, you do you homie, hopefully you find an older ebony goddess to satiate your jungle fever. I'll be praying for you, you're gonna need it since black girls are a bit of a headache when it comes to how confrontational they can be about little shit.

>>215153757
I don't have a specific preference for black girls, I'm "racially pretty cool", as the Dude says. As long as she's nice and genuine, she can be any race.

>>215150994
>its a satire of the pretentious Portland culinary scene
It's much more than that. But the way what could have been a snide cynical satire piece is transformed into a kind of blurry-edged semi-surreal dream without being too overt about it is one of the many things I like about the film.

>>215148533
>In 1198, Pope Innocent III decreed that a man who married a repentant prostitute as an act of charity to give her an honorable life could receive a plenary indulgence. This meant the cancellation of temporal punishment for the man's sins up to that point.

>>215148200 (OP)
Inception
Inception
It occurs to me that girls I've known have liked watching horror movies with me and sometimes I've thought that it's more because of the subtle-ish implications of it like how it makes her feel to be the girl that shows me something horrific, than just wanting to watch a horror movie, but I do the same thing with movies that make me feel things, especially if she'll let me explain the feeling. It feels good to be seen for who you really are, even if it's just a return to baseline. Thanks for reading my blog

>>215149731
This meme is months old dude

>>215155837
In what way does that address anything I said?

All women want to do is watch serial killer shows and movies, eat hot chip, and lie.

>>215155962
Do you ever get nervous?

>>215148200 (OP)
Transformers (2007)
Interstellar

Dirty dancing
Predator

>>215148200 (OP)
Why do millennial women ruin themselves with tattoos and piercings?

>>215156043
Not him but one time my friend and I ate an entire case of White Castle sliders and then we almost got into a really bad car crash (hydroplaned on the highway going 80) so my nerves were insane and my guts turned the food to liquid so I ended up having to stick my ass out my friend's passenger side window and letting loose and accidentally sprayed a group of cyclists with pure liquid shit. Thought you would like to know.

>>215148200 (OP)
>Starship Troopers
>I don't watch movies.

>the deer hunter
>harry potter: the goblet of fire

>>215148200 (OP)
Kids
Kids

>>215148200 (OP)
Batman v Superman
Fantastic beasts and where to find them

>>215148200 (OP)
Straw Dogs
Platoon

>>215148293
This.

>Happiness 1998
>Toy Story

>>215149594
number 1 rule of "get pussy club" is: shut the fuck up
it's like talking to the police: you can only make it worse

>>215148200 (OP)
Blah!

>>215153445
you misunderstand sincereanon, what he means by that is he doesnt believe you

>>215157142
>ew anon you're so creepy and boring

>>215148833
why worship a kike on a stick? is not real, just a bunch of bullshit some desert tribes wrote 2000 years ago. im glad you recognize being an asshole i attend mass aswell but just to hangout with people, never quite understood how some people believed it was real, even as a child it all sounded so improbable.

>>215157312
ok that is rule number 2 then, and rule number 1 is "be presentable"

>>215157331
Didn't ask and don't give a shit about anything you have to say.

>>215148200 (OP)
the hot girl in the office asked people and I said LOTR and she rolled her eyes

im kinda attractive tho so I can proudly be a nerd goober and half the girls in the building still think im cute

>>215148200 (OP)
Obrazy starého sveta
Les Demoiselles de Rochefort

>>215157422
outdoorsy and contemplative types like LOTR
psychos like Taxi Driver and/or Lost in Translation
there was a third type but I forgot

>>215150873
look at these malding pickmes replying
You did good bro, those hoes need their egos checked

>>215157468
Third type here. I force my fiancee to watch Westerns and laugh loudly anytime an Indian gets shot and point at the screen while turning toward her and throwing popcorn into my mouth which she knows every piece that misses my mouth she's going to have to clean up after the movie. We're called Chads.

>>215157621
I was referring to types of female, but I'm glad that you found your niche among them

>>215157657
Who said I wasn't a woman?

>>215157685
having a female fiancee of course
you will be deported to india. have a nice day.

>>215157468
theres a bunch
rom com or rom drama
mainstream marvel tier stuff
the self described nerdy ones that like star wars, anime etc
the edgy ones that are all about horror movies

>>215157727
I'm a guy with a female fiancee I'm just drunk and don't know how to read because books are for fags. You're getting deported to Sudan, wait for the knock stalker child your life is already over.

>>215148263
based

>>215157752
>rom com or rom drama
>mainstream marvel tier stuff
oh yes the lawyer type! thanks, haven't talked to one in ages...

>the self described nerdy ones that like star wars, anime etc
yeah in my mind that's the one with LOTR

>the edgy ones that are all about horror movies
and the one with the Taxi Driver / Lost in Translation

>>215157811
I think taxi driver girls are more cinephile wannabes

I'm talking about the girls that only listen to death metal or metalcore bands with goofy names and wear terrifier shirts

>>215149744
facking based anon

>>215149744
That's some high octane autism you got there breh.

Star Wars Return of the Jedi
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

>>215148533
I'm not going to waste my time trying to get you to realize you are a huge faggot and how you need to get your shit together because you are retarded. But for anyone who is only half retarded and has a chance to fix themselves. Take note. This guy fucking sucks. Don't be like him. Hes a hypocrite. Trying to boast about being better than a whore because he is allegedly self aware and is repenting
but then why are you bragging on 4channel that you are better. Your shit doesn't make sense. Own your shit first, worry about others much later

>>215148200 (OP)
Lion King 1.5
What’s eating Gilbert grape

>>215148200 (OP)
Jurassic Park
I don't talk to women

Losers on 4chan will pretend otherwise but if a single, unrelated woman watches the LOTR films with you, you are very likely to have sex with her. You basically just wait til it's done and tell it's time to scour the Shire.

>>215148200 (OP)
>The Warriors
>Irreversible

>>215158680
Annnnd there's another one added to the list.

>>215159030
Bullshit. My mom is related to me and everytime we watch LOTR by the time we get to Two Towers she's practically clawing at my crotch begging to bang.

>>215158049
you underestimate "cinephile wannabe" girls
I understand you because I have also watched many movies... but if we take a step back, we are like "1 percenters" (at best)

so yeah I don't really see a fundamental difference between a girl who likes taxi driver / lost in translation or watches B movie horrorslop gorefest and sacrifices chickin in a cemetery

>>215159789
Not him but you sound like a pseud that thinks because he watched a few dozen of Sight and Sound 1000 or IMDB 250 films it makes you a "cinephile". Let me guess, you watched a few Bergman, a few Antonioni, and some Truffaut and googled the definition of "ennui" and decided you were a le heckin 1% cinephile. You aren't. You're a pseud, and it's obvious to anyone who actually knows what they are talking about. Gatekeeping broccoli headed elitist faggots like you are why the mass majority of film watchers just consume slop like Star Wars Episode 1488: The Search For Chewbacca's Dilator, because it's easier to just enjoy some slop and talk to another normal person than it is to watch something that might actually make them think and then have some faggot like you tell them they're a "wannabe". How many film installations of Brakhage, Mekas, or Tscherkassky have you been to there "cinephile"? You're as much of a cinephile as I am a Navy SEAL with 300 confirmed kills. Shut the fuck up and a take a seat nigger.

>>215160121

damn nigga let him at least walk away with some dignity lmfao

>>215160121
>wall of text
>assumes that I consider myself a "cinephile"
get fucked roastie

>>215160211
Great comeback bro. You got fucking ROASTED and you know what he said was true.

>aliens
>i dont speak to women

>>215148200 (OP)
I have hundreds
I exclusively watch pornography

The Ninth Gate.
The Ninth Gate.

>>215160231
roasted? with what? that was either with a copypasta, or even worse, a
>left can't meme
affair

>>215160211
>Roastie

So you're not only a pseud but you're a /reddit9k/ loser too. Cool. Fucking faggot topkek.

>>215160258
>copypasta
>LE LEFT CAN'T MEME

You do know we have an archive right? Stupid third world retard. No wonder you spelled it "chikin". Also I'm more right wing than you ever will be Pablo, that "left can't meme" ONLY MAKES SENSE WHEN IT'S A MEME you dumb fucking shitskin, not being told why you're a goddamn retarded faggot. Unironically kill yourself.

>>215157422
see anon that girl was this kind of psycho
>>215160263
>>215160121

>>215160316
I'm a guy and you embarrassed the shit out of yourself homo. Just close the thread and wipe the sweat off your face. It's an Anonymous imageboard and no will remember this tomorrow (other than you).

>>215160316
stop replying to yourself it's giving me secondhand embarassment

>>215148532
have sex

>>215160369
>>215160356
>>215160343
>>215160308
>>215160263

>>215160406
Only one of those was me. Maybe we were right? Maybe?

>>215148200 (OP)
SHREK

>>215148200 (OP)
>Videodrome
>Anora or something pozzed like that

>>215160620
I also like videodrome but say a movie that leaves space for collaboration and stuff, adventure like this guy did >>215159102
better just say videodrome when the girl asks

>>215148200 (OP)
probably man with a movie camera & three days of the condor

this was a nice thread and it was a joy and pleasure to share it with you guys (minus the roasties)

>>215160685
There were no roasties and stop samefagging you embarrassing nigger.

>>215160907
>these are not the roasties you're looking for

>>215148200 (OP)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Park

>crtl +f "jurassic"
>1 result
>>215158744
Good on you, bro.