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Anonymous No.215158683 >>215158768 >>215159066 >>215159124 >>215161931 >>215162411
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Bubba Ho-Tep edition

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Anonymous No.215158768 >>215158964
>>215158683 (OP)
good october watch. slow to start but kino by the end.
Anonymous No.215158777 >>215158809 >>215158936 >>215159055 >>215159231 >>215159399
A toast! A toast to /hor/!
Anonymous No.215158802
11th film is Demonic Toys. It is probably pretty bad. Seems it was written by certain David S. Goyer
Anonymous No.215158804
kino lore horror
Anonymous No.215158809 >>215159140
>>215158777
Anonymous No.215158869
Thinking about Ninth Gate and I almost forgot how much I liked Lena Olin after seeing it the first time. Everyone always mentions Satan at the end (Polanski's wife) but Lena is still hot, even now.
Anonymous No.215158936
>>215158777
O_o
Anonymous No.215158964
>>215158768
I agree
Anonymous No.215159032 >>215159042 >>215162385
I'll never forgive myself for losing my awesome 2012 Freddy action figure as a kid. I still have my Jason though
Anonymous No.215159037 >>215159174
β€œand I almost forgot how much I liked Lena Olin after seeing it the first time,” said the simp.
Anonymous No.215159042 >>215159062
>>215159032
just imagine how you could have made them kiss
Anonymous No.215159055 >>215159096
>>215158777
Anonymous No.215159062
>>215159042
I played with them and did Freddy-Jason-Predator-Ninja Turtle crossover fights. NECA figurines are the best
Anonymous No.215159066
>>215158683 (OP)
>Asshole!
>Asshole!
>Asshole!
Anonymous No.215159087
I'm mad we never got the Nosferatu Bubba Ho-Tep sequel
Anonymous No.215159096
>>215159055
Ι₯ǝlq
Anonymous No.215159101 >>215159224 >>215159651
Nice huh?kino
Anonymous No.215159113 >>215159835
Anonymous No.215159124 >>215159157 >>215159170 >>215159330
>>215158683 (OP)
Shame Don Coscarelli didn't more things
Anonymous No.215159140 >>215159237
>>215158809
name of the film?
Anonymous No.215159157
>>215159124
direct more*
Anonymous No.215159170
>>215159124
Anonymous No.215159174 >>215159274
>>215159037
Go jerk off to shirtless Christian Bale again, fag.
Anonymous No.215159224
>>215159101
Wall
Anonymous No.215159230
So how much of Smile 2 do you think actually occurred?
Was Murray even real?
She’s wearing the outfit she complained about, which makes me think even complaining about it was completely fabricated by the smile demon.
Anonymous No.215159231 >>215159339 >>215159561
>>215158777
just got myself a big glass of lemonade with a vitamin C capsule popped in it (citrussy)
a toast! hear hear!
Anonymous No.215159237
>>215159140
The Vault of Horror
Anonymous No.215159255 >>215159533 >>215159599
Anonymous No.215159274
>>215159174
Wtf?
Anonymous No.215159291
I just put on Slumber Party Massacre 2021 based on your recommendation
Anonymous No.215159298 >>215159341 >>215159406 >>215159424 >>215159458 >>215159485 >>215159539 >>215159811 >>215162462
now that the dust has finally settled, did u rike it?
Anonymous No.215159330 >>215159506
>>215159124
Only the first 2 movies are any good, the final one was embarrassingly bad, it is funny how the one made in the fucking 70s looks higher budget that the one made in fucking 2016
Anonymous No.215159339 >>215159561
>>215159231
tea for me *clink*
Anonymous No.215159341
>>215159298
Still haven't seen Ends. Lost interest after Kills. Halloween was pretty good though
Anonymous No.215159362 >>215159385 >>215159402
Bros.. I need something to watch... I can't survive without kino much longer...
Anonymous No.215159385 >>215159431 >>215159441
>>215159362
What are you looking for? What kind of film?
Anonymous No.215159399
>>215158777
Anonymous No.215159402 >>215159441
>>215159362
there are so many beautiful movies out there for you to discover
Anonymous No.215159406 >>215159461
>>215159298
1 was mediocre normieslop that I remember had people laughing at the black people jokes in the theater
Kills was pathetically and embarrassingly bad
Never watched Ends

Very obvious that they didn't plan this trilogy out at all since the first was a surprise hit
Anonymous No.215159424 >>215159461 >>215159547
>>215159298
Kills and Ends are really shit, some of the worst movies in the franchise and not even in a "so bad, it's good" kinda way, just plain bad, I'm glad they lost the rights, also if you wanna make a direct follow up to Carpenter's work at least be man enough to show bare tits
Anonymous No.215159431 >>215159532 >>215160401 >>215160435
>>215159385
Something where attractive girls gets murdered violently
Anonymous No.215159441 >>215159532
>>215159385
something suspenseful or tense
>>215159402
I know you are right, but I've had a hard time finding stuff that resonates with me. Someone here recommended Hell House LLC and I really liked that. I want something I can lose myself in
Anonymous No.215159458 >>215159484
>>215159298
The entire trilogy is pulled forward by the sheer power of Michael as a character.
The first film is good, but you can see the cracks.
The second film is half kino, half a disaster
The third film... well, it's cool that Michael is in a tunnel eating rats.
Anonymous No.215159461 >>215159578
>>215159406
>>215159424
They obviously made shit up as they went on giving the fact that they shot like 8 different endings for Halloween Ends and still had plans to bring Michael Myers back from the death for a 4th movie before they lost the rights according to the director
Anonymous No.215159484 >>215159536
>>215159458
everyone knows michael isn't even a character without donald pleasence spouting random bullshit about him.
Anonymous No.215159485
>>215159298
The first was way overrated. A retread of H20 but worse. Kills and Ends may be the worst in the franchise overall.
Anonymous No.215159487 >>215159528
Watching Slumber Party remake, cringe opening. Only the black girls survives? lmaooo wtf. Woke shit. Will finish it just for the lols but dont have high hopes for it.
Anonymous No.215159506
>>215159330
Don didn't direct the last one and yeah it looks like a fan film, only the first 4 were directed by Don. I liked 1-3, 4 is weak but I blame the budget constraints for a lot of that.
Anonymous No.215159528
>>215159487
You can tell its woke cause every female is ugly
Anonymous No.215159532 >>215159591
>>215159431
Maniac (2012)
>>215159441
Caveat, Oddity, Session 9, When Evil Lurks
Anonymous No.215159533
>>215159255
Cute
Anonymous No.215159536 >>215163074
>>215159484
although Pleasence is the king, I think Malcolm McDowell was an amazing cast for RZs films. He's so good.
Anonymous No.215159539 >>215159573
>>215159298
>go out of your way to retcon all the sequels so Michael isn't just targeting Laurie and her family and isn't supernatural
>make him target Laurie and her family anyways and oh he is still kinda supernatural

Its an utterly pointless trilogy and beyond stupid at times. Kills and Ends are especially laughably bad and not even in a watchable way like some of the original Halloween sequels
Anonymous No.215159547
>>215159424
Based
Anonymous No.215159561 >>215159645
>>215159231
>>215159339
Drinking beer #4 of 10 for tonight. Will probably be my last bit of drinking until Halloween.
Anonymous No.215159573
>>215159539
I liked seeing a strong and muscular Michael. It was like seeing Daniel Craig as Bond for the first time. Refreshing and I liked the violence and gore.
Anonymous No.215159578 >>215159592
>>215159461
The upcoming TV show can't be worse, right?
Anonymous No.215159591
>>215159532
Thank you anon, I haven't seen 2 of those
Anonymous No.215159592 >>215160790
>>215159578
Im not even sure how Halloween would even work as a show
Anonymous No.215159597
pale boobs
Anonymous No.215159599 >>215159612 >>215159622 >>215159719 >>215159740 >>215159851 >>215159970
>>215159255
Anonymous No.215159612 >>215159655 >>215159818
>>215159599
what the fuck is chucky's punch
Anonymous No.215159622 >>215159655 >>215159666
>>215159599
Is Fanta any good? I haven't had one in a very long time.
Anonymous No.215159645 >>215159690
>>215159561
>amanda instead of jig-cee
wut
Anonymous No.215159651 >>215161012
>>215159101
I just put on this
Anonymous No.215159655
>>215159612
i'd guess theyre using chucky as a play on the hawaiian punch midget mascot guy
>>215159622
no
Anonymous No.215159666
>>215159622
absolutely not
Anonymous No.215159690
>>215159645
I was wondering who that was, saw the mask but it didn't click
Anonymous No.215159712 >>215159801 >>215159897 >>215160734
Worth watching?
Anonymous No.215159716 >>215159774 >>215159839 >>215159846 >>215160459 >>215160666 >>215161091 >>215162624
give me horror films with your favorite antagonists

from beyond is one of mine, and shocker isn't a great film but mitch pileggi plays a real psycho

don't answer the phone has a vietnam vet rapist who's pretty terrifying and goofy
Anonymous No.215159719
>>215159599
>By them but never open them and display them as collectibles
>Eventually they explode and ruin your awesome 2012 Freddy action figure
Anonymous No.215159720 >>215161864
Dreadful.
Anonymous No.215159725
>Gamers get pure kino during October
>Filmbuffs get pure slop during October
I think we lost.
Anonymous No.215159740
>>215159599
Feddy
Anonymous No.215159745
Just put on Vicious. Roastie horror, lets gooo
Anonymous No.215159756 >>215159775 >>215159808 >>215160011
As an antisemite, how can I cope knowing some of my favorite horror directors are jewish (Roger Corman, Sam Raimi, David Cronenberg)?
Anonymous No.215159763
where can I find Masking Threshold? 1337x doesn’t have it and TPB has returns only one with no seeders
Anonymous No.215159774 >>215159859
>>215159716
I like Leprechaun, he feels like a funnier Chucky IMO, not as funny as Freddy Krueger, but close
Anonymous No.215159775
>>215159756
Easy, they look terrible. With age; those features look worse and worse.
Anonymous No.215159801
>>215159712
it's decent, more sci-fi though from memory
Anonymous No.215159808
>>215159756
You learn to separate the art from the artist(s)
Anonymous No.215159811
>>215159298
ends is cool but would be amazing if they dropped all the halloween elements
Anonymous No.215159818 >>215159839
>>215159612
It's strawberry, which is weird because strawberry already exists.
Anonymous No.215159835
>>215159113
Metamorphosis rules
Anonymous No.215159839 >>215159900
>>215159716
aren't the antagonists almost always the best part?

>>215159818
that's fucked up
Anonymous No.215159846 >>215160459
>>215159716
>Shocker
That's a great pick for a favorite lesser known antagonist. Pileggi is downright nasty and scary in that movie.
Thinking about Craven, the couple from People Under the Stairs are pretty memorable antagonists.
Anonymous No.215159851 >>215159882 >>215159893
>>215159599
>m3gan
>grape
what the heck did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.215159859
>>215159774
Based
Anonymous No.215159882
>>215159851
They know M3gan's fandom
Anonymous No.215159893
>>215159851
>g-rape
You can guess the g part for yourself.
Anonymous No.215159897
>>215159712
absolutely
Anonymous No.215159900 >>215159928
>>215159839
>that's fucked up
Sorry seems I am slightly wrong, in Australia its strawberry flavoured, elsewhere its hawaiian punch flavoured
Anonymous No.215159905
I saw a picture of a naked 70 year old female today and it was so gross.
Watching Vicious right now and it reminded me of that.
Anonymous No.215159928
>>215159900
it's okay i forgive you
Anonymous No.215159946 >>215159975
Watching Vicious right now and its so wierd seeing Dakota Fanning. She was a little kid when I first saw her and now she is way past the wall.
Anonymous No.215159970 >>215161018
>>215159599
They're really pushing the Black Phone guy lately, but most people don't seem to care or even know who he is
Anonymous No.215159975
>>215159946
Yeah, can’t believe she is only 31. She looks like a late 30s single mom.
Anonymous No.215160011
>>215159756
You learn to live with the (((paradox)))
Anonymous No.215160029 >>215160041 >>215160046 >>215160080 >>215160923
I'm putting on Opera (1987).
First time watch.
Anonymous No.215160041
>>215160029
nice my favorite giallo. have fun
Anonymous No.215160046 >>215160142
>>215160029
You're in for top 3 'gento.
Anonymous No.215160080 >>215160238
>>215160029
She's the killer all along. Sorry not sorry for the spoilage.
Anonymous No.215160142 >>215160230
>>215160046
Anonymous No.215160230
>>215160142
>scenes that make you say "kino" out loud
Anonymous No.215160238 >>215160318
>>215160080
In Schizo(1976), the "final girl" turns out to be the actual killer without knowing due to having an evil split personality, the guy who was initially built up to be the killer turned out to be just another one of her victims
Anonymous No.215160296 >>215160411 >>215160583
Vicious is already better than Bring Her Back. Really shows you that fans of Bring Her Back are trans and low t folks.
Anonymous No.215160318
>>215160238
Don't forget her nude scene
Anonymous No.215160401 >>215160474
>>215159431
oh boy, have i got the kino for you..
Anonymous No.215160411
>>215160296
The surround sound for this movie is good. Love movies with good sounds. Viollett was good for this.
Anonymous No.215160435 >>215160453 >>215160495
>>215159431
Watch Prom Night 2, most of the kills in that movie are female
Anonymous No.215160453
>>215160435
Prom Night 2, k, added
Anonymous No.215160459 >>215160708
>>215159716
Slumber Party Massacre 2
>>215159846
>People Under the Stairs
I think especially Everett McGill "Man" was great
Anonymous No.215160473
Jesus Christ, how can a girl be this CUTE
Anonymous No.215160474 >>215160504 >>215160735
>>215160401
Don’t recommend 80’s slop to people
Anonymous No.215160495 >>215160520
>>215160435
If you just want nude women getting killed, then probably Torso (1973) or something, but prom Night 2 is a great movie
Anonymous No.215160504
>>215160474
watch basket case
Anonymous No.215160520
>>215160495
Seen Torso
Anonymous No.215160583 >>215160600 >>215160613 >>215160639 >>215160692 >>215160744 >>215160759 >>215161050 >>215161072
>>215160296
I haven't seen Vicious but I found Bring Her Back to be as good as Talk To Me, that is to say, very good. Don't tell me, this general is anti-these movies?
Anonymous No.215160600
>>215160583
the thread is 90% contrarians
Anonymous No.215160613
>>215160583
Both of those tranny films are shit and anyone who says otherwise is being political.
Anonymous No.215160639
>>215160583
Vicuous is pretty good. For most movies, the sound mixing is terrible and music and stuff is too loud but this movie, everything is balanced. You can tell a lot of effort went into the audio.
Anonymous No.215160666 >>215160776 >>215160985
>>215159716
The madlad carried the whole film.
Anonymous No.215160692 >>215160721 >>215160830
>>215160583
There just are a few schizos lurking in these threads, feel free to ignore them.
Anonymous No.215160708
>>215160459
Slumber Party Massacre 2 is great but man does it take forever to get there. shouldve started the killin much sooner
Anonymous No.215160721 >>215160794
>>215160692
Cuck
Anonymous No.215160734
>>215159712
yeah its good. i had no idea that it'd go where it did plotwise
Anonymous No.215160735
>>215160474
came out in 1990 tard
Anonymous No.215160744
>>215160583
This general doesnt like those sorts of movies
Anonymous No.215160759
>>215160583
Talk To Me sucked. Bring Her Back was just another one of those family thriller/horrors, but it was good for that niche.
Anonymous No.215160776
>>215160666
Checked, also that movie is good, definitely an above average slasher in general and Locke-guy's performance elevates the film a lot.
Anonymous No.215160779
Anonymous No.215160790 >>215161260
>>215159592
you havent seen modern tv? they just take a concept people already like, make the first episode be all about the stuff they already like about it, then do about 7 or 8 more episodes in the middle where it's all pointless shit nobody cares about that some people call "character development", then they do a big finale episode that is kind of what people wanted to see but filter through a big glass of all the who gives a shit they crammed in the middle.
Halloween would be perfect for modern tv.
Anonymous No.215160794 >>215160940
>>215160721
Shoo schizo, shoo.
Anonymous No.215160830 >>215160899
>>215160692
>A few
Anonymous No.215160899
>>215160830
It is just a few 40 year olds
Anonymous No.215160903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOtPtGUWqSc
soul
Anonymous No.215160923
>>215160029
betty kinda cute...
Anonymous No.215160928
the goose is loose
Anonymous No.215160936 >>215160964
I just watched the Good Boy movie
I must admit, it's simple, it has some pretty basic horror setups but ALL OF THEM actually work.
I was rooting for the doggo/pewo from the start to end.
I clung to the slightest hope that it would have a less sad ending.
I looked at my cat and though YOU WOULD NEVER
And all those ingredients actually made me feel physically afraid in some parts. I am not saying too scare to stop watch.
Then you remember weapons and bring her back and you realize the value of Good Boy
To me, Good Boy is the Horror version of Flow
Anonymous No.215160940
>>215160794
Shoo leftist, shoo
Anonymous No.215160964 >>215161138
>>215160936
I swear this is something someone would write on /horror
Anonymous No.215160985 >>215161074
>>215160666
He did the sequel that isn't as good, but she is okay in the original one too
Anonymous No.215160986 >>215161136 >>215161475
Pretty cool flick. The "monster" is quite imaginative, and I liked Jeff's character. Also it is nice that they decided to show Stacy's spectacular tits at the beginning of the film, those kind of courtesies is what's missing in horror films nowadays.
Anonymous No.215161012
>>215159651
how are u liking it?
Anonymous No.215161014 >>215161082 >>215161098 >>215161122 >>215161362 >>215161402 >>215161929
Long time lurker first time poster. What is it with this general and posting so many pics of women?
Anonymous No.215161018
>>215159970
His mask just isn't that cool
Anonymous No.215161050
>>215160583
Talk to Me isn't even good.
Anonymous No.215161072
>>215160583
Go to /horror
Anonymous No.215161074
>>215160985
Jill Schoelen!
Anonymous No.215161082
>>215161014
this is a discord general
Anonymous No.215161091
>>215159716
Shocker is kino.
Anonymous No.215161098
>>215161014
You see, this is a heterosexual general.
Anonymous No.215161122
>>215161014
Who cares? Just post pictures of your favorite horfu
Anonymous No.215161136
>>215160986
i agree. good movie.
Anonymous No.215161138 >>215161158 >>215161168 >>215161199
>>215160964
what is the difference between /horror/ and /hor/?
Anonymous No.215161152
>IMG_1125.png
Of course it's the jeet samefagging again.
Anonymous No.215161158 >>215161263
>>215161138
If you have to ask, just post there instead
Anonymous No.215161168 >>215161263
>>215161138
he has reddit derangement syndrome
Anonymous No.215161173
Open 24 Hours was good
Anonymous No.215161199 >>215161217 >>215161263
>>215161138
/horror loves trans horror
Anonymous No.215161217 >>215161230
>>215161199
While /hor/ rightfully lambasts I Saw the Tranny Glow whenever it's brought up.
Anonymous No.215161218 >>215161347 >>215161668 >>215161698
Masks and make-up work from the unmade CW F13 series from many years back.

>Much like the failed attempts by Paramount to release a new film, the CW network could never agree with Horror Inc. on a direction for the show. The show's journey that began in 2014 was finally laid to rest in 2016. At that same time, Paramount was developing a film while partnered with Platinum Dunes and director David Bruckner. That collaboration was also dissolved in late 2016 and left a lot of development work unused.

>Sota FX was hired to create the effects for the television show and also worked on effects for the 2016 film. After both projects flamed out, their shop had in their possession numerous pieces of art, maquettes, and latex masks representing Jason Voorhees' new look. Ganon Gorder recently contacted us with some awesome photos of these items as well as the machete that was being developed.

http://www.fridaythe13thfranchise.com/2020/02/images-surface-for-concept-jason.html

Think it would have been good?
Anonymous No.215161230
>>215161217
Not really, even trans folks know that movie was tranny bait.
Anonymous No.215161260 >>215161642
>>215160790
But Halloween occurs over a single night. Are they going to 24 it and have each episode be an hour of Halloween day/night?
Anonymous No.215161263 >>215161314
>>215161199
>>215161168
>>215161158
ok, where is exactly /horror/?
Anonymous No.215161314 >>215161342 >>215161367
>>215161263
Go to reddit.com and search /horror.
It is where actual horror directors post too
Anonymous No.215161342 >>215161383
>>215161314
hahahaha
So you're telling I can't post about /hor/ror films in a thread named Horror General
Anonymous No.215161347 >>215161393
>>215161218
No but that mask is good. Face is whatever
Anonymous No.215161362 >>215161739
>>215161014
I don't know what you're talking about.
Anonymous No.215161367
>>215161314
Different culture, bro
Anonymous No.215161372
Anonymous No.215161383
>>215161342
Nta but certain movies are banned
Anonymous No.215161393 >>215161451
>>215161347
Here are a few more face concepts
Anonymous No.215161402
>>215161014
You're looking for /homo/
Anonymous No.215161403 >>215161437
Ok I just put on Prom Night 2 It is on youtube lol
Anonymous No.215161424
Some Halloween recs
Anonymous No.215161437 >>215161452
>>215161403
You should treat yourself to a torrent anon. Nobody should be subjected to low quality visuals.
Anonymous No.215161451
>>215161393
It just looks really latex-y and fake. I'm imagining it shot in that hideous low rent digital CW look, oof.
Left is better than the concepts on the right thoughbeit
Anonymous No.215161452
>>215161437
It is actually pretty good. Brings back the vhs style
Anonymous No.215161475
>>215160986
I agree wholeheartedly.
i also liked the atmosphere towards the end, the kind of hedonistic vibe that set in once they felt like it was all hopeless, they'd die and were confined together
Anonymous No.215161538 >>215161566
not bad
Anonymous No.215161566
>>215161538
Yeah not bad
Anonymous No.215161587 >>215161612 >>215161617
Brehs...K-k-kino.
>But it's a children's movie and you're a grown man!
Don't care, I actually cried. Wow.
Anonymous No.215161612
>>215161587
β€”>/reddit
Anonymous No.215161617 >>215161636
>>215161587
>it's kino
good to know, I'll add it in. October is basically the only time I'd watch animated films like this but they put a lot more effort into the "classic spooky" visuals than mainstream films.
Anonymous No.215161636 >>215161757
>>215161617
> good to know, I'll add it in.
Grow up
Anonymous No.215161642
>>215161260
>Are they going to 24 it and have each episode be an hour of Halloween day/night?
no, that would be far too kino
Anonymous No.215161668
>>215161218
at least this one looked kind of like the part 4 design, the one they ended up choosing was stupid
Anonymous No.215161698 >>215161773
>>215161218
If it's the one about Jason's mom, no fucking way, glad that was cancelled
Anonymous No.215161713 >>215161745 >>215161782 >>215164083
Are teen slashers reddit?
Anonymous No.215161739
>>215161362
Based
Anonymous No.215161745
>>215161713
depends how much reddit they are
Anonymous No.215161757 >>215161963
>>215161636
You are 30 years old and Indian.
Anonymous No.215161773 >>215161829 >>215162312
>>215161698
The Jason mom prequel one is currently filming
Anonymous No.215161778 >>215162088
Opera was really good. I gotta admit, I knew something was off with this chick. Overall enjoyable, classic Argento style.
Anonymous No.215161782
>>215161713
Kinda, yeah. Especially the recent Fear Street series.
Anonymous No.215161806
just put on Altered States while I wait on Masking Threshold to finish downloading. wish I had some acid or something
Anonymous No.215161816 >>215163971
Watching Lowlifes rn
Anonymous No.215161825 >>215161849 >>215161952 >>215162012 >>215162086 >>215162088 >>215162112
About to watch Mad God. What am I in for?
Anonymous No.215161829 >>215161989
>>215161773
>Jason’s mom
Grim. FF13 has gone woke. They really do throw in scenes and plot lines catered to females in every movie now.
Anonymous No.215161838 >>215162088
House On Sorority Row is next. Another first time watch.
Anonymous No.215161849
>>215161825
captivating dialogue
Anonymous No.215161864
>>215159720
Yeah I just rewatched this for the first time since seeing it in theaters and it's so fucking bad. The first one was at least decent so I don't know how they dropped the ball so much with the sequel.
Anonymous No.215161925
ok I think this is the last of the horror crossovers, essentially October for me, seen the others in past years.
Anonymous No.215161929 >>215161945 >>215162703
>>215161014
People who like cinema also admire the female form, as it is the kinoest thing in the world.
Anonymous No.215161931 >>215161992 >>215162085 >>215162132 >>215162140 >>215162203
>>215158683 (OP)
i need a spooky night. is Talk to Me worth watching? or the other one.
bring her back or something?

please recommend me a horror kino. hopefully a newish one because i've seen 99% of the classics
Anonymous No.215161945 >>215161987 >>215162011
>>215161929
>female form
Female beauty is an illusion
Anonymous No.215161952
>>215161825
Confusion, and then in hindsight, godlike kino.
Anonymous No.215161963
>>215161757
This.
Anonymous No.215161987 >>215162016
>>215161945
You having sex is an illusion
Anonymous No.215161989 >>215162161
>>215161829
>now
Horror has always been a female centric genre.
Anonymous No.215161992 >>215162134
>>215161931
both are worth watching, I’ll add When Evil Lurks and Anything For Brandon
Anonymous No.215162011 >>215162025 >>215162100
>>215161945
>This guys so far in the closet, I think he's auditioning for a jumpscare!
Anonymous No.215162012
>>215161825
Prepare for kino. If you want more claymation kino then watch Dimensions of Dialogue by Jan Svankmajer, it's not horror but it is, in fact, ludo kino.
Anonymous No.215162016
>>215161987
just cause you haven’t had it doesn’t mean it’s an illusion #gotem
Anonymous No.215162025
>>215162011
It is though.
Most actresses look like ugly boys without make up
Anonymous No.215162085 >>215162238
>>215161931
>i've seen 99% of the classics
i dont believe you
Anonymous No.215162086
>>215161825
> About to watch Mad God. What am I in
Youre in 5th grade
Anonymous No.215162088 >>215162241
>>215161778
Yes, but I think the ending is weak and then just gets weird with her crawling through the flowers.
>>215161825
An hour and a half of that one tool video
>>215161838
Not the best of the slumber party/sorority movies, but I should probably watch it again. There's a Rifftrax version.
Anonymous No.215162100
>>215162011
Based Rapin' Rodney.
Anonymous No.215162112
>>215161825
echoing that other anon, if you want more stop motion check out Svankmejer's Alice and Faust. great mix of stop motion, puppetry, and live actionn
Anonymous No.215162132 >>215162179 >>215162203
>>215161931
Have you seen The Woman In Black (1989)?
Anonymous No.215162134 >>215162302
>>215161992
ok thanks. fuck it i'm gonna put one of those on. i wrote down anything for jackson (i think you meant? hadnt heard of it)
when evil lurks was awesome.
Anonymous No.215162140 >>215162238 >>215162313
>>215161931
>picrel
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Anonymous No.215162161 >>215162199
>>215161989
there's a difference and you know it. Alien had sigourney weaver as a strong female character but it wasnt preachy. horror manga is pretty much written specifically for a female audience but it isnt political and it doesnt get on a soapbox. a lot of stuff now has a particular agenda and it gets in the way of telling a good story.
Anonymous No.215162179
>>215162132
nope never even heard of this
thanks, putting this one on the halloween list too
Anonymous No.215162183 >>215162203 >>215162212 >>215162222 >>215162228 >>215162930
What movie is picrel
Anonymous No.215162189 >>215162567
>>215152441
I'm going to stream this new Solvent movie in about 30 minutes if you want to come watch and chat. finishing up Strange Harvest rn, pretty good!
https://kino.tube/
Anonymous No.215162199 >>215162337
>>215162161
>horror manga is pretty much written specifically for a female audience
deranged post
Anonymous No.215162203 >>215162284 >>215162323
>>215161931
For me? It's Timecrimes.

>>215162132
Even though I am a jaded movie watcher The Woman in Black managed to actually spook me.

>>215162183
Anonymous No.215162212 >>215162228 >>215162236
>>215162183
Trash humpers (not hor)
Anonymous No.215162222
>>215162183
Go back.
Anonymous No.215162228
>>215162183
Shit I forgot to complete my post. I was going to say this looks like Bad Grandpa or something. But it turns out that >>215162212
seems like what it actually is.
Anonymous No.215162236 >>215162256
>>215162212
Are you sure? Google says it is.
Anonymous No.215162238 >>215162392
>>215162085
youre right that was fiction
>>215162140
holy shit is that vera farmiga
Anonymous No.215162241 >>215162909
>>215162088
>Not the best of the slumber party/sorority movies
So far I've seen Sorority House Massacre 1 & 2, Slumber Party Massacre 1 & 2 and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. I have Hard To Die, Slumber Party Massacre 3 and Sorority Row already downloaded. Any others I should know about?
Anonymous No.215162256 >>215162354
>>215162236
>experimental black comedy
I wish every Indian residing in Canada would simultaneously slit their own throat.
Anonymous No.215162263 >>215162272 >>215162313
They love Bring Her Back
Anonymous No.215162272
>>215162263
>Reddit likes it that means we have to hate it.
Shut the fuck up. It's a good movie.
Anonymous No.215162284
>>215162203
>The Woman in Black managed to actually spook me
I saw it a few nights ago. Genuinely unsettling. Rare nowadays.
Anonymous No.215162302
>>215162134
yep, that’s the one. had a shot that made my skin crawl
Anonymous No.215162312
>>215161773
>Linda Cardellini will play Jason's mom
damn, i didnt want to watch this shit, but... damn...
Anonymous No.215162313 >>215162392
>>215162140
Vera Farmiga is in a band with the Jackson Galaxy guy? Now I have seen everything.

>>215162263
I understand you view it as an "A24 slow-burn psychological trauma informed horror movie" but in the case of Bring Her Back it actually manages to do this well while also being a scary movie. Of course Hereditary also did this and you probably hate it for the same reason. It doesn't really matter.
Anonymous No.215162314
I went in with high expectations and wasn't disappointed
Anonymous No.215162323
>>215162203
hell yeah i like time crimes. i mustve given that dvd to like 20 people
Anonymous No.215162335 >>215162410
Bring Her Back
Anonymous No.215162337
>>215162199
junji ito writes for a female audience, yes. most of his main characters are female. horror manga usually appears in shoujo/josei publications. junji ito included.
Anonymous No.215162354
>>215162256
It says horror/comedy at the top
Anonymous No.215162365
>Junji reddit
Anonymous No.215162372 >>215162501
Reddit moves Bring Her Back
Anonymous No.215162385
>>215159032
The newer one is better, old ones are statues.
Anonymous No.215162392
>>215162238
>>215162313
Hell yeah!
Anonymous No.215162405 >>215162427
>Schizo is gonna spam reddit screencaps to get us to hate Bring Her Back.
Anonymous No.215162410
>>215162335
Send You Back
Anonymous No.215162411
>>215158683 (OP)
Joe R Lansdale is among my favourite authors. Hap and Leonard series is glorious swamp noir. His horror stories are spectacular and integrate in his lore literary works like Paradise Sky and The Bottoms. Additionally, he wrote some of the best Batman TAS episodes. A campfire raconteur.
Anonymous No.215162427 >>215162441 >>215162494
>>215162405
Go back
Anonymous No.215162441
>>215162427
You're the one going to reddit to take screenshots not me.
Anonymous No.215162462 >>215162479 >>215163014
>>215159298
2018 is the best sequel imo, Kills was pretty bad, I unexpectedly liked Ends though it is a mess. I feel like they’re more watchable than the Thorn Trilogy or the H20 timeline.
Anonymous No.215162479
>>215162462
*rewatchable
Anonymous No.215162494 >>215162528
>>215162427
You're literally taking screenshots of reddit and posting them in real-time. If anyone needs to go back, it's (You)
Anonymous No.215162501
>>215162372
Thanks for letting us know the film is reddit.
Anonymous No.215162528
>>215162494
He is doing it to prove to us that it is reddit
Anonymous No.215162553 >>215162562 >>215162570
>Reddit says breathing air is good for you.
Brehs...I'm gonna hold my breath.
Anonymous No.215162562
>>215162553
Cope
Anonymous No.215162567 >>215162597 >>215162630
>>215162189
starting now
Anonymous No.215162570
>>215162553
i think reddit and this place might both agree that breathing air is bad for you
Anonymous No.215162580
Sinister is one of the scariest movies ever.
I would also add Dead Silence and Insidious and Conjuring 1 and 2 to the list.
Anonymous No.215162597
>>215162567
Next time. And please pick something scarier next time. Thanks!
Anonymous No.215162624
>>215159716
Rutger Hauer as The Hitcher!
Anonymous No.215162630
>>215162567
Oh shit, I'm in. Can't find it elsewhere.
Anonymous No.215162635 >>215162648 >>215162652 >>215162671 >>215162686
well time to see what the hype is about. i'm probably going to be disappointed
Anonymous No.215162648
>>215162635
Anonymous No.215162652
>>215162635
Its a clean and decent horror movie. Leaves no bad taste for the viewer. No ugly dei characters.
Anonymous No.215162655 >>215162669 >>215162689
is he here?
Anonymous No.215162669
>>215162655
Who? The 80’s fag?
Anonymous No.215162671
>>215162635
it's okay I don't get the hype either
Anonymous No.215162686
>>215162635
i like it, it has the girlfriend from uncle buck
Anonymous No.215162689
>>215162655
Anonymous No.215162703
>>215161929
horror does seem to attract a lot of voyeurs. Peeping Tom was so prescient
Anonymous No.215162783
Finished Prom Night 2. I enjoyed it. It is actually a good horror film.
Anonymous No.215162801 >>215162810 >>215162822
any good recent zombie kino?
Anonymous No.215162810
>>215162801
Apocalypse Z
Anonymous No.215162822 >>215162853
>>215162801
some people like MadS. it's a euro one shot zombie film.
Anonymous No.215162824 >>215162844 >>215162891
>The Walking Dead universe still exists
I can't even imagine how bad it is now and I quit watching years ago
Anonymous No.215162844
>>215162824
fell into humans are the real monsters who cares about the zombies anymore.
Anonymous No.215162853
>>215162822
MadS was good.
Top 3 of 2024.
Anonymous No.215162891 >>215163033
>>215162824
I stopped watching when the black guy with a stick started getting too much screen time
Anonymous No.215162909
>>215162241
I think that pretty much covers the series. Hard To Die has the same actors as Sorority House Massacre 2 and was made right after but is more of an action exploitation. It's still good, well bad good. I haven't seen the 2021 The Slumber Party Massacre reboot.
Anonymous No.215162911 >>215162924 >>215162979 >>215163037
I got some valid roasting after this post a couple of threads back >>215142938
In my defense, I've only ever seen the original TCM once a very long time ago, didn't like it and never saw it again. I actually preferred the remake much more.
Anonymous No.215162924 >>215162982
>>215162911
Too grimey? Too 70s?
Anonymous No.215162930 >>215163006
>>215162183
It's written right there on the wall.
Anonymous No.215162979 >>215163009 >>215163038 >>215163115
>>215162911
Remake has the heavy hitting and sound effects and gore and tension. Great visuals. Check out Exeter from the same director. He knows how shoot gritty horror films stylishly.
Anonymous No.215162982 >>215163015
>>215162924
I dunno, I usually like 70s horror but it didn't do it for me. It's been 35 years since I saw it though. Pun intended. I'll have to watch it again.
Anonymous No.215163006
>>215162930
How was I supposed to know
Anonymous No.215163009
>>215162979
Thanks, I'll check it out. The list of watches to get to never stops.
Anonymous No.215163014
>>215162462
I agree 2018 was the best sequel and it had amazing music. The other two were worse and worse but I give ends points for doing something different.
Anonymous No.215163015 >>215163042
>>215162982
>It's been 35 years since I saw it though.
God damn, dude.
Anonymous No.215163033 >>215163087
>>215162891
I don't exactly know when I quit watching regularly, probably at some point after Negan first showed up. I'd check in occasionally and each time be more fucking blown away by how shit it is
>Oceanside a camp of LE STRONK WOMEN ONLY
>We have to visit a museum to steal an actual wagon display, cause we don't know how to make wagons
>We are driving cars again two episodes later
then I wouldn't watch, and apparently
>Negan is the good guy now
>Michonne teams up with a tinkering dwarf to save Rick from evil government army in third string spinoff
for me the most memorable of all the shit was the fat voodoo woman in fear the walking dead (LOL, that show). She was somehow outsmarting the entire group by covering herself in pancake batter and talking like a person that had five strokes
Anonymous No.215163037
>>215162911
i remember that post.. if you havent seen it in a very long time you should give it another shot.
Anonymous No.215163038 >>215163060
>>215162979
He directed Friday the 13th remake too? Wow
Anonymous No.215163042
>>215163015
I know I know. Old. 48 since July.
Anonymous No.215163060
>>215163038
Same guy? wow
He should've kept making remakes, he knew what he was doing.
Anonymous No.215163074
>>215159536
One of the few good things in those films. The other is the kid from part 4. She is in a league of her own in those movies, compared to everyone else I guess.
Anonymous No.215163087 >>215163429
>>215163033
How did you even get that far? lol. I wasnt as β€œredpilled” on stuff back then but simply seeing the black with stick on screen too much and michonne too much was enough for me to stop.
And when Channel Zero season 4 came out and it was two blacks as main characters, I simply didnt watch it.
Anonymous No.215163115
>>215162979
This movie was surprisingly good and stylish and after I finished it and during it, I thought β€œwtf? this no name movie is so good…”
Then I googled it and he also directed TCM remake which was amazing and FF13 remake which is very underrated.
Anonymous No.215163140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCqwXgxdaNA
Anonymous No.215163157 >>215163196
lol
Anonymous No.215163196 >>215163239
>>215163157
Grim. I look like that. I am 45 years old though.
Anonymous No.215163227
Bacon
Anonymous No.215163239
>>215163196
I've never been that big, but I've been pretty big. Losing the weight is hard on your health though, short term. Long term is for the best.
Anonymous No.215163249
Here

>>215163240
>>215163240
>>215163240
>>215163240
Anonymous No.215163429
>>215163087
Like I said, very sporadically. Generally I'd watch one or maybe half of one of those type episodes, get disgusted and then not check in again for months. It didn't matter because it was all beyond bad then
Anonymous No.215163971 >>215163991
>>215161816
Fuck you Lowlifes spammer for getting me to watch this retarded dyke shlock.
Anonymous No.215163991
>>215163971
I guess you could say the lowlife spammer was a lowlife himself or themself Incase they're trans.
Anonymous No.215164083
>>215161713
depends on the lack of booba