Thread 215160304

>owns the ring for 6 gorillion years
>doesn’t turn into an all powerful demi-god, just a weird shrivelled frog creature

You sound jealous.

It's a metaphor for masturbation.

>>215160304 (OP)
What was his power

>>215160304 (OP)
Wtf is the ring even supposed to do? Because you’re right, why is Sauron supposed to be able to fuck everything up with it but this little dude gets turned into a shrivelled up ballsack?

>>215160948
It increases your skill

>>215160304 (OP)
Yeah you WISH you could be as all-powerful as Gollums. He hangs out with the hottest Hobbits and eats at the sickest seafood joints, why should he have any want for more?

Realistically what would have happened if Smaug ate Bilbo while he had the ring on him?

>>215160948
It magnifies what you already have

>>215160948
The one ring can control the other rings and their bearers but you need to be powerful enough to control the one ring to wield its power. If youre some little powerless cuck like frodo or gollum its just going to fuck you up.

>>215161040
could aragorn or gandalf handle the ring?

>>215161060
>gandalf
Yes. Aragorn would probably ultimately get fucked over like his ancestor.

he was not wearing the ring, he just obsessively held it

why wasn't sauron and islizard perma invis while wearing the ring?

>>215161060
They would turn into ring wraiths

>>215161040
>it makes you stronger if you’re already the strongest
what did toriyama write this shit?

>>215161298
They were mortal men. Gandalf would be far, far more powerful and dangerous.

>>215160993
Smaug shits out the ring and learns nothing

>>215160989
t. goober

>>215161791
The shit might be a shit demon like in dogma

>>215161060
I'm curious to see a gandalf who's subservient to sauron

>>215160304 (OP)
It's a metaphor for power and wealth. The ring amplifies your worst traits. Gollum had no aspirations or desire beyond the ring, so everything not required to weld the ring became atrophied: his appearance, his constitution, his intelligence, etc.

>>215162984
With or without the ring? Because without is basically Saruman

>>215163427
with the ring

>>215161060
>could aragorn or gandalf handle the ring
No to either. Gandalf resists the temptation though because he knows that even though he wants to use its powers ultimately for good it'd inevitably corrupt him.

>>215163450
But then he wouldn't have been subservient to sauron. With that amount of power he would have cucked sauron and become the new dark lord.

>>215163501
that's what the ring tells everyone except sauron. then it betrays them.

>>215163533
Gandalf off the leash is already on the same level as sauron and sauron already put a lot of his power into the ring making gandalf easily the most powerful being in middle earth. Im not saying that he wouldn't be corrupted but power level wise no one else would come close.

Apparently Gandalf is a type of Gollum