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Anonymous No.215167755 >>215167792 >>215167854 >>215167964 >>215167989 >>215167998
>Ugh... Anon, you've been complaining about "modern filmmaking" for hours! Can we PLEASE talk about something else? This is our first date, c'mon!
Anonymous No.215167792 >>215167842
>>215167755 (OP)
>Alright we can change the subject. What did you want to talk about?
>Oh I don't know, what do you want to talk about
Anonymous No.215167795
Where's your little friend?
Anonymous No.215167799
I'm glad you asked! Let us discuss the lesser-known historical facts behind the transatlantic slave trade...
Anonymous No.215167842
>>215167792
Why are women like this?
Anonymous No.215167854 >>215167866
>>215167755 (OP)
Shut up nigger, now where was I?
Anonymous No.215167866
>>215167854
We don’t disrespect black QVEENS here buddy.
Take a walk.
Anonymous No.215167880 >>215167927
The concept of dating is so fucking retarded and women are objects.
Anonymous No.215167924
>AH! AHHHH! HOW DID I GET HERE? WHERE THE FUCK AM I? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? DID YOU POISON ME NIGGER? DID YOU DRUG ME? I WON'T LET YOU TAKE ME ALIVE!
>AIIIYAHHHHH!!!
>jump up from the table right into stance
>line up a building-leveling roundhouse kick directly with the side of her head
>her giant crash helmet of monkeycurls isn't enough to save her skull from shattering like an egg upon contact with the wall
>leaves a bloody impact crater where her braincase connected - the sound of it all is like a hammer striking down an anvil - instant death
>HOOOOIIIIYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAYAYAYAAAA!!!!!
>without a moment wasted, immediately turn 180 degrees and lunge into a tornado kick with lethal intent toward the next cafe patron
>continue this indiscriminately until the inside of the whole place looks like the killing floor of an abattoir
>unzip, dip my whole cock and balls in a boiling pot of coffee to cool off
>wipe it clean on the countertop, three shakes for a tip
>walk out but hit a krump step each stride
Anonymous No.215167927
>>215167880
I wonder why anon can't get laid.
Anonymous No.215167964
>>215167755 (OP)
>Sure, no problem.
>DESPITE
Anonymous No.215167989
>>215167755 (OP)
Cucking Robert is a bigger challenge than I thought!
Anonymous No.215167998
>>215167755 (OP)
Certainly my dear!
How about that Trump eh?I mean,come on.
Anonymous No.215168073
Ok let's talk about videogames then...