Thread 215168163

This nigga thinks he's smarter than he is.

>>215168163 (OP)
Most people do

99% of actors and actresses are fucking airheads with enormous egos because they pretend to be smart characters in front of the camera

you have to be pretentious to be an actor then to be a 50yo leading man you've had people for 30 years gassing you up

>>215168163 (OP)
Cowboy wisdoms from actor brain, largely composed of appropriated ZZ Top lyrics and his own 30 year old catchphrases

>>215168163 (OP)
yeah but he's excellent at coming up with 20-50 second trueisms that fit perfectly in a youtube short
In that way, he was way ahead of his time

Almost all actors are imbeciles, among the dumbest people involved in film production

He also thinks we forgot

>>215168163 (OP)
Him and Jim Carrey want to be Russell brand but fail miserably

>>215168286
Like half the actors above 35 got a transplant nowadays so he ran out the clock successfully with the magic potion bullshit excuse

>People ask him about if he got a hair transplant or wig
>He just lies and says he slapped a meme substance on his head in the 90's (not finasteride) and it just grew back and he never had to put it on again

Why not just be honest?
Are actors really that fucking insecure?

>>215168317
Back in the 90s and early 00s there was still a huge stigma attached to getting plugs so everybody lied. Nowadays it's so fucking normal for pro athletes and actors that nobody gives a fuck

>>215168163 (OP)
Sargon of Applebees

>>215168337
Even among normies it's becoming normal. Most times I see a pic on social media of a dude balding like half the comments are from guys posting things like "time to book that turkey trip bro"

when are we admitting his Rust performance fucking sucked and is cringeworthy

>>215168173
Big crime in intelligence business.

Apparently he fucking stinks because he refuses to wear deodorant. Lives in Texas too, so I bet he’s really ripe in summer.

>>215168451
No because it was fucking great and portrayed those sort of people perfectly.

He published a book of poems recently that is absolutely fantastic to read. This is an actual poem of his.

>Best think you can do for your marriage
>One way to surely get ahead
>Is get rid of the king-size mattress
>And sleep in a queen-size bed

Kino.

>>215168316
Magic potion and a handshake with an aborigine. Because that’s believable. Kind of admire the balls of going with such a silly excuse

>>215168317
And the people who make that substance issues a statement to say it doesn’t do that, presumably because they didn’t want people suing them for not suddenly having new hairlines

>>215168772
I heard him reading some of it in person. He kept stopping to do that little “ha-HAAAA” Dazed and Confused laugh, like he was high and thought he’d been really profound

>>215168603
For most of history your ancestors didn't put poison on their armpits

>>215168163 (OP)
He’s a Texan. They are dumb and xenophobic.

>>215168603
Why are ameriburgers allergic to the smell of humans? It's bizarre

>>215168317
Everything about the way actor look is Polichinelle secret - everyone knows they've had many surgeries, are on TRT, have rigorous skincare routine and personal trainers, but admitting it would ruin the long standing Hollywood cowboy badass trope

>>215168163 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW8_ti2tZ9Q

>a Hollywood actor with a ton of money in his account
He's smarter than 99% of the population.

>>215168163 (OP)
He’s got the power of christ in him, he doesn’t give two fucks what the plebs think of him

>>215169381
let's not.

>>215168317
>and it just grew back and he never had to put it on again
He actually said he has to keep using it until he dies because he doesn't want to risk it

>>215168424
cosmetic surgery & procedures isn't taboo anymore, to a varying degree obviously
for women it's almost ubiquitous due to the negro ass & lips worship and for guys hair & beard transplant is perceived as okay now.

>>215169528
>to a varying degree obviously

>>215169528
I can’t imagine someone getting a beard transplant and not being bullied relentlessly

>>215168163 (OP)
he's based, I wish he were my friend