Thread 215176596

How do you respond without sounding mad?

I wouldn't respond, I'd listen.

I'm above average but it feels massive on a good day, especially when I shave down. Caspere knew this.

>>215176596 (OP)
I have a big dick so I'd smile.

>>215176596 (OP)
Unzip

>>215176596 (OP)
hahah me too!

>>215176596 (OP)
>understandable, I wish you luck
like I can't do anything about it, why get upset

>>215176596 (OP)
I have a small one and I like being teased about it so I’m not even mad

no woman actually thinks this.
frankly, most will complain its too big once you have regular sex, and "wish you were smaller"

>>215176596 (OP)
>uh, me too

>>215176805
Pure dicklet cope

>>215176631
>You know Ray, they say they can read me like a book...
>Well, I'm written in fucking Braille.

Realistically, how do you recover from this?

>>215176908
dats ass

>>215176915
You start jerking off to it

>>215176596 (OP)
I like really big tits

>>215176915
Why do women think this only applies to men? Start pointing out you’ve had cunts that’s melt and tasted better, were tighter, women with nicer asses and bigger tits

*sends men into a flying rage*

Who liked big dicks more: her or Taylor Kitsch's character?

>>215177047
lol
nothing like that matters
just tell them you're fucking a younger chick

Shut up, and listen. A woman is speaking.

>>215176596 (OP)
Give her what she wants right there

Idc, cool, w/e. Better than women who complain about men and think penis is oppressive or something

sex

>>215176617
>beloved franchise and dramatic actor
>still paying for sucky fucky from asian "masseuses"
not sure if cringe or megabased

>>215176631
made me laugh

>>215177100
>when the momo challenge goes too far

>>215177560
I think the thing I’m more surprised by is that he didn’t get cash at an atm beforehand and wear a Covid mask.

>>215177047
Women can get away with having less because moids are pathetically desperate.

Like men who bring up weight when a woman has height requirements just reek of insecurity and lashing out.

>>215177047
Women tend to go for low blows and try to humiliate a person's ego

>>215177632
He probably brought enough money and she shook him down when she was it was ralph fiennes
>Give more or I tell daily mail voldemort buy chinese pussy

>>215177560
>>215177632
>>215177811
Ralph Fiennes has been getting caught up in sex/cheating scandals since the 90s.

>>215176596 (OP)
she doesn’t actually believe this
she was saying this to piss off the men in the room

I am aroused

>>215176596 (OP)
>"hey, me too!"
simple as

First I'd ask her what she considers big, and if mine doesn't measure up I'd start doing the Larry David hand gesture to her

>>215176596 (OP)
i get it, and I just really like young looking women

>>215176915
is this why guys commit murder suicides?

I thought none of you guys were having sex anyway? Then why give a fuck about this kind of thing?

>>215176596 (OP)
I would just chuckle since she's clearly taking the piss. I think it's what most people would do too. Those guys shifting and pouting to look uncomfortable was weird as fuck.

>>215176596 (OP)
mmm-mm-ee-too

>>215176915
reminder that men are 54% more likely than women to cheat in a relationship. women are actually quite loyal on average and most of this crap is hollywood humiliation fantasy

>>215178597
Rich and attractive men cheat, the rest of us get cheated on.

>>215178609
problem officer? I just really really don't like old hags :)

>>215178675
not even remotely true. shit my cousin's husband cheated on her and he was just some average looking cop. chick he was banging probably didn't want a ticket or something lol

>>215178719
Cop is an attractive profession, and as you said there are girls who try to bang themselves out of getting punished.

>>215178752
>attractive profession
lol any profession can be attractive especially if it pays a lot, and not even that, some women think construction worker is an attractive profession

>>215176596 (OP)
>who are you?
>how did you get in my home?

>>215178795
A macho cop who locks up rapists and gangbangers for a living make vaginas tingle to an extent that most low-paying jobs don't come close to.

>>215176630
And that's what no one else did

>>215178875
kek most cops give out speeding tickets and ignore niggers burning down cities. women prefer criminals because they're actually macho. nothing macho about being a janny for politicians.

>>215176596 (OP)
Use a proper OP

>>215176596 (OP)
I have a big dick but I’m an ugly sperg so she still wouldn’t fuck.

>>215179346
would you rather
>lose 1cm lenght gain 1cm circumference
>lose 1cm circumference gain 1 cm length

>>215176596 (OP)
Why would I be mad? None of the guys were mad, besides the cuck running the group.

>>215178481
>Those guys shifting and pouting to look uncomfortable was weird as fuck.
that was in the script and the point of the yaaaas kween scene

>>215178449
pretty much

>>215178597
That's nonsense

I unironicly like S2 more than S1
didn't watch 3 and 4

>>215176596 (OP)
"me too"

>>215179841
same but i got rid of my spergetti

>>215176915
That movie was pretty good

>>215176596 (OP)
Why would I be mad? I have a big dick.
I just wish Rachel McAdams would be with me :(

>>215180944
No you didn't

>>215176915
this makes no sense, she wouldn't know he's bigger until she slept with him

>>215176596 (OP)
5 inches is above average you stupid whore.

>>215181769
>5 inches is above average

>>215178597
even if I bought that figure you, or someone else simply made up, it would still be kind of damning in the other direction. Men are born to fuck, we think about women morning, noon, and night. If there was only a small percentage of difference in cheating, that means women are not loyal. They don’t have the monkey on their backs like men do, pushing them to fuck, they just don’t care about others.
Second, everyone talks about chad getting the girls vs. incels/chuds. So if the guys that are most likely to cheat are the ones being used to determine loyalty in who is more likely to cheat men or women, the results are skewed even further due to incels/chuds not being a part of the data.
In conclusion anon, you’re retarded and gay.

>>215176596 (OP)
>unzips
>AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER

>>215181769
kek

>>215181872
>Second, everyone talks about chad getting the girls vs. incels/chuds. So if the guys that are most likely to cheat are the ones being used to determine loyalty in who is more likely to cheat men or women, the results are skewed even further due to incels/chuds not being a part of the data.
It's literally just this. Women think men cheat more because they're all being cheated on by the same handful of men at some point or another.

>>215176630
After listening Id be a better man

>>215176596 (OP)
Thanks for reminding me why and how most women can be shallow. All they seem to care about nowadays is a big wallet and a big dick. Pathetic.

>>215176596 (OP)
Then you're gonna love me.