Thread 215178562

UPDATE

APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABPIT BIGFOOT; SO FUCK HIM.

>>215178562 (OP)

The subjects remains were subsequently found in a remote area of the Utah dessert, it turns out he was not abducted by aliens.

>TONIGHT
>a billionaire pedophile with compromising information about prominent businessmen and politicians found dead in his cell
>but some are asking, was it murder, or was it an... unsolved mystery?

>>215178562 (OP)
>story about missing woman
>story about a lost baby
>story about fucking mermaids

>>215178562 (OP)
does anyone remember that episode about 2 teenagers shot dead in 90s clinton-era Arkansas where it's heavily implied that they saw an Iran-Contra drug drop and got murdered by the local PD?

>>215178700
>story about someone looking for their baby brother who was sold to some hobos for a pack of cigarettes and a handle of whiskey during the great depression
>story about a prolific bank robber in the mid 90s
>story about some guy getting murdered by a random gang of drifters for no reason that's never resolved
truecrime faggots have absolutely sullied the unsolved mysteries name

>>215178562 (OP)
>the werewolf man was actually just a hairy drunk guy

>>215178765
There is literally not a single interesting segment involving a supernatural story.
True crime carried this show.

>>215178871
I like the ones where it could have been an animal or some shit. When they go out of their way to describe some kind of cryptid/alien completely takes me the fuck out, like oh sure dude, I bet you saw the loch ness monster in Cancun....

I was watching some episodes on YouTube and was surprised that they actually added updates about recently caught fugitives.

>>215178871
A couple of the UFO segments were good. I think I liked the Kecksburg one especially, I'd have to watch them again. And there was an abduction segment that was well done.

>>215178941
There is an Unsolved Mysteries streaming channel some of the apps carry for free and a lot of the stories have updates from well after the original broadcast, but I'm not sure how long they kept going back and updating them.

Update. We still have no fucking clue where this guy is.

There's one I like where a famalies dad fakes his disappearance because he had a fake identity and was coming up on retirement, so his family would find out.

>>215179558
https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Alex_Cooper

>>215179609
I thought I had saved more from a thread on /x/
https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Angela_Hammond
The opening story is a segment about a girl who disappeared that is interesting, it also has a UFO segment and the one about the guy who tried to ride on the wing on the plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2075&v=NBiYdJkD6bk&feature=youtu.be

>>215178871
staircase episode

>>215178663
He was killed and they caught a part of his killer going up the stairs, wearing an orange prison outfit.

any good episode links for some on youtube i dont want to wade through shit

>>215179609
would've been more kino if he never contacted his family again and it was still unsolved

>>215178765
UPDATE: HEARTWARMING REUNION WITH THE BABY BROTHER

>>215178705
No, and you don't remember that either. Do you?

>>215178705
Isn't that like the most famous episode?
I started reading about the case recently and all the stuff that happened around the place. Turns out the local PD was full of corrupt cops involved with drug trafficking and a bunch of local drug dealers got killed in unsolved cases by the cops.

I watch these on Tubi or some shit. Some of the eps are crazy
>guy quits his jobs and leaves the state
>family goes searching for him
>numerous trails involving mens shelter in another city, etc
>car found a few years later in a forest nearby with his body in it

>>215178663
>UPDATE: Due to the tireless efforts of the FBI, authorities have determined that the death of Jeffrey Epstein was, in fact, a suicide and he did not traffic children to anyone.

>>215181389
link to the wiki article?

>>215181416
GIWTWM

This show is so good especially the really unsolved ones with weird mysteries

>>215178705
Is that the two kids who were run over by a train after they were laid on the tracks?

>>215178941
>>215179050
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvOTJuUUgID-rgBa5BuRpcFp6Jz5relG0

Here's a playlist of episodes that they recently updated

>>215178871
The segment about a girl being kidnapped from a phone booth and her boyfriend hearing the abduction and chasing the kidnapper and his transmission explodes

>>215182069
thank you

>>215178705
You aren't allowed to talk about that.

>>215178562 (OP)
samuels ghost scared me so much as a kid

gave me so many nightmares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xCKkjjPeuU

30:11 mark

>>215178871
>There is literally not a single interesting segment involving a supernatural story.
Bullshit, the ghost episodes are spooky.

>>215181802
https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Don_Henry_and_Kevin_Ives
https://unsolved.com/gallery/don-henry-kevin-ives/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Don_Henry_and_Kevin_Ives

>>215182456
thanks anon

>>215182425
Was this the kidnapped rich lady from Mississippi?

These are relatively boring.
True crime shit is lame.

>>215178562 (OP)
>Update: Woman was killed by a black guy she'd never met before
This is like five cases so far

>>215183376
shit happens multiple times a day

>>215183288
Yeah, I much prefer watching faggots in spandex shooting CGI lightning or using laser swords on eachother. Real life crazy shit is SO boring! Give me more imaginary bullshit, that's what I really like. (By the way I'm calling you a nigger and a retard because it has been proven that white people enjoy shows like this and the negroid subhuman mostly does not).

>>215178663
Genuinely hilarious post

Some of these cases are pretty interesting but I've never seen that wasn't explicitly explainable as to what happened, even if a perpetrator is never found.

>>215187108
UPDATE those assholes were government plants and the CIA and MI5 were involved in the coverups.

>>215178663
>TONIGHT
>a lone gunman barricades himself in his Las Vegas hotel room and shoots down dozens of partakers at a music festival
>but many are questioning whether one single man could have fired all those bullets, why he did it in the first place, and whether there is an official coverup
>but one thing is certain, that this remains an.. UNSOLVED MYSTERY

>>215178871
>dog saves epileptic patient
>cat detects gas leak
>rare white buffalo worshiped by indians

>>215178663
You joke but unsolved mysteries actually investigated the danny casolaro rabbit hole. its a great episode too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpRqRJplvOo&rco=1

did you know that the XFiles/COPS crossover episode was originally planned to be an XFiles/Unsolved Mysteries episode where Robert Stack was going to narrate, Mulder & Scully would be interviewed and there were going to be lookalike bit actors playing them in recreation/action scenes?

>>215187476
I miss when crossover episodes were a big deal and not just studios pumping out franchised shit. Especially when it let shows with different tones or genres blend.

>>215178562 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E2c36ulmeck

>>215178562 (OP)
>Bigfoot? Is he real? Nobody gives a SHIT!

>>215178562 (OP)
>inspiring story about a missing girl appearing in the audience of a back-street-boys concert
>"It's sign from Angels she is alright!"
>Update: She was kidnapped and brutally murdered
daaaaaaamn

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Z5Gcmzc88
only youtuber I know that approaches this level of professionalism is ChillingScares

>>215189379
Bigfoot is real and a rapist. He has a harem of missing 411 victims and he's breeding an army for his war with the greys.

>>215189405
New Kids on the Block. This was 1988 or so. The girl in the music video did look like her

TONIGHT
A family pizza restaurant. You see them in just about every town in America. But what if you encountered one run by one of the most powerful political strategists in Washington DC? A pizza restaurant that posts photos of little girls duct taped to tables and babies covered in foreign currency? What if someone walked into that pizza restaurant with a gun, shot a hard drive, and then turned himself in to police without further violence? What if the media unanimously asserted that there was no basement, despite the fact that the owner said he kept his tomato sauce supply there in a prior interview? What if that owner had paintings of naked children and sculptures of corpses in house? Then you'd be dining on a slice...of Unsolved Mystery.

>>215189425
There's lots of spoopy things inna woods.

>>215178871
joykill
>>215187476
The COPS crossover still worked out, but it would have been fun if they tried a post-op Unsolved Mystery crossover or knock off.
>>215182172
>"sounds like swooshing to me"

>Season 1
Kino, no "spooky" episodes genuine cold cases I was thrilled and intrigued watching every episode
>Season 2
Kino, no "spooky" episodes genuine cold cases I was thrilled and intrigued watching every episode
>Season 3
Kino, but there are 2 spooky episodes I can tolerate this as it has been entertaining so far and its nice to mix it up with a "Haunting" and "Paranormal Rangers" I guess
>Season 4
Kino, I liked that they visited Jack the Ripper, but uhhh they also visited Mothman? what the fuck were they thinking. But it's only 1 episode I can deal with it
>Season 5
4 episodes, 1 is an actual murder mystery, what the FUCK were they thinking. It's like they ran out of actual crimes to cover or they had budget issues? this season was pure slop and it's not looking good for season 6. Let me guess, Chupacabra, Drop Bears, Bigfoot and the Thylacine (but in spirit form)

Was I filtered?

>>215189572
I hate this trend of documentaries that are just interviews with text narrations in between

>>215189572
>Netflix
Not even once.

This show was so comfy. I used to watch the reruns on Lifetime when I was younger. Favorite segments were Blair Adams, Beverly McGowan, and Philip Fraser. Sometimes I try to find other non-supernatural segments, but I think I’ve seen them all.

>>215189572
Ayo, dis Jordan Peele, an you watchin Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix.

TONIGHT
A young brotha is fount rolled up in a gym mad, dead as fuck. The popo said that his ass was finna get some shoes in there. But was dat shit actually white supremacists lynching a young king? How many crackas deserve to die fo what dey did to him? Reach wit me into da dark tube that is...Unsolved Mysteries.

>>215189805
They will, in other news you solved the case already

>>215178705
yeah, that one was fucking wild. 2 teen bodies were found on the tracks at night, and PD said it was suicide. Then a second coroner looked at the bodies and found knife lacerations and gunshot wounds. The theory is that they saw some sort of illegal exchange. Also, an ex WWF wrestler claims to have been there.

>>215178871
>Tallmans ghost
>Black hope curse

>>215189791
Same. I watch unsolved mysteries every week as a ritual with friends. The OG one, not the gay woke netflix one.

>>215189805
A young black man in Alabama or Mississippi recently hung himself at his black college , in a black town with a black police chief and a black coroner and black social media insisted he was lynched. The entire act was filmed by security cameras. They're still insisting he was lynched. The police chief, coroner and actual video can't change their minds

I have only watched the new Netflix series, will I fucking love the original?

>>215189905
It's much better especially if you like sometimes extremely bad reenactments

>>215189905
The original has multiple things each episode, like a mysterious death, a disappearance, someone committing fraud and on the run, and maybe a ghost story all in one.

So, you get a lot of fill of interesting cases. The Netflix series has too many episodes that are either obvious suicides or unnecessary like Jack the Ripper.

>>215189496
>They will fly straight up your ASS

>>215189905
original series is less truecrime and more like a time capsule of classic americana. it was made in a time where you could still be a bank robber, murderer or scam artist and just drop off the grid and move across the country. also a lot of stories of older people born before wwii/the depression looking for long lost siblings or partners because it was impossible to find someone outside your municipality pre-internet

>>215190742
This is the insane person who murdered a motorcyclist. Only caught because he bragged about in prison

>>215189886
My favorite thing about the gym mat n is that the family somehow got a picture of his face after the coroner had removed the skin for the customary examination. They paraded that picture around as if that's how he looked after being discovered.

Blacks are so fucking tiresome Jesus Christ.

>>215191047
>Only caught because he bragged about in prison
I watched this series a lot during COVID and a ton of murder cold cases got solved because the person who did it bragged in prison while sentenced for some other crime and got ratted out by their cellmate

the lost loves segments are the most dogshit part of the show imo but the reunions always make me tear up

>>215178562 (OP)
I miss this show, the intro music creeped me out.

>>215179014
my favourite was the one about a group of guys fishing on some lake who got abducted and tortured by the ayyys and they drew pictures of what happened to them

also one of the most kino episodes was in an early season where some guy from alaska drove through canada to go to college in seattle and got murdered by a hitchhiker, the highway they keep showing is just so desolate and wild and these days is probably filled with jeet run gas stations and subway franchises

>>215178562 (OP)
the "jeepers creepers" segment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Xn-R91Ys4

>Look up Don Decker from the Rain Man episode on Facebook
>Locals still talking about how they knew him in school and that he had moved away since the episode aired

Neat

did unsolved mysteries ever do anything on the Vilasca murders? Is there any good stuff out there movie/docu -wise?

>>215193357
>dennis farina as host instead of robert stack
yeah, no thanks

>>215193489
I think Bedtime Stories did an episode on them.

>>215189496
Between them and the Dick Fish, I have no idea why anyone would want to go innawoods

>Jewish man's dead son appears to him after surviving an accident
>Happiest part of the experience confirming life after death is winning the lottery

>>215178562 (OP)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760292672468656.webm

>>215178705
Yeah.
Tom Cruise and Doug Liman made sure to cut that real history out when they made American Made about Barry Seal

>>215178700
>story about mermaids
Stack Era never went cringe, faggot. Maybe one segment out of hundreds of kino.

The WWII doppleganger episode was legit eerie

>>215189850
>>215178871
The Queen Mary haunted ghost ship is the only ghostshit I believe. It's like UM's The Shining. That boiler room voices scene. The pool footsteps of children. Jfc

>>215189905
netflix reboot is a travesty
og is one of the best and scariest things ever
the casting is dead on perfect.
the aesthetic is x files tier
netflix was cooked not hiring a host, but no one can match robert stack.
you're extremely lucky to never have experienced it then.
requisite october binge
and the first eight seasons are consistent all the way through

>>215192799
Thousands of parents made complaints back then bc the theme song was scar(r)ing kids' minds

I only liked the ghost and alien episodes. People who enjoy watching shows about murderers are weird.

>>215193769
It's not about which host you have a crush on, the first segment clearly inspired the initial encounter in the Jeepers Creepers movie.

>>215178705
>>215181389
>>215189850
I live in the town where it happened, the boys on the tracks get talked about by folks here to this day and everyone is convinced the kids saw a drug deal and got killed and disposed of on the traintracks, cops being involve in drug deals here is not uncommon, nor is international crime (Arkansas is the state they trafficked most of the coke into in the 80s).
Also. Billy Bob Thornton filmed Slingblade here

>>215179609
Wild. Even if he was guilty, the statute of limitations ran out ages ago.

>>215197599
statute of limitations only applies to misdemeanors iirc, if it's a felony charge like robbery the prosecutor can press it at any time they feel like it. in this case the prosecuting attorney's office probably changed hands so many times over the years that they completely forgot about his case and didn't want to risk fumbling it in court so they never brought forward charges

>>215182425
>>215182509
Yeah, I live near where this happened. They caught and convicted the guy who did it, but only for kidnapping. They didn't try her for murder, even though all his accomplices flipped on him. He died maintaining his innocence and refusing to say where her body was.

>>215178562 (OP)

>it's a ghost episode

>>215178700

>Don Larsen was out fishing on a calm summer's night. Suddenly, not long after he finished his 22nd beer of the evening, he saw what looked like a mermaid coming close to his vessel...

>missing heir episode
>claimant is a millionaire

>>215181702
Truth.

>it's a separated family members trying to find each other episode
>"we were never rich but we were happy"
>"but the state decide someone else should raise my brother/sister"
You don't hate social workers enough.

>>215178594
SOME PUERTO RICAN GUY
FUCK SHIT ASS
PISS

>that one where if you stand at a certain part of the train tracks at night you can see dancing lights
>they disappear when you get close
>they're real
>you can still see them

>>215193489
>>215194162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvjY67JUuM4

UPDATE: LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BROKE IN AND STOLE OVER $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE

>>215198108
It varies by jurisdiction but generally the only crimes that don’t have limits are the really bad ones like murder, rape, terrorism, etc where there’s a victim. If you rob a bunch of banks then ride off into the sunset and stay hidden for a few decades they’ll stop caring.

>>215178705
You'll be laying on the tracks too if you don't shut up. Don't talk about Barry Seal and the boys on the tracks.

>>215178663
>but some are asking, was it murder, or was it an... unsolved mystery?

>>215192759
Same, I am such a sucker for that shit. I blubber like a woman when I see a bunch of rednecks reunited. I like watching episodes on Pluto, they only seem to show the Robert Stack hosted ones. Some really memorable segments for me:
>the one where the guy dies for five minutes and describes a vision of hell, which is a crowded hospital full of patients walking silently to an unknown location that initially ignore him but soon turn violent, cursing him and shouting his name, then ripping his clothes and flesh off
>the one where the young couple's infant children die of an extremely rare condition with the same symptoms as being fed rat poison and the state locks the mother up for years before the show's run re-opens the case and proves her innocence
>the one where the teenager gets possessed by a demon that makes it rain indoors everywhere he goes, including his friends apartment, a local restaurant, and the holding cell he eventually ends up in

Unsolved Mysteries(the og)
The first 48 (the og)
And Coast2Coast with Art Bell are all kino

>>215178705
The Boys on the Tracks.
>there’s a book with the same name

Imagine having this, and still doing it

>>215190742
>he has since been released.
This guy probably didn't, but the updates where they were released were bullshit

>>215201174
why

>>215201332
There were life in prison sentences and somehow they were released.

>>215201379
Life in prison rarely means life in prison. It's usually like 20 years.

>>215201379
>>215201410
Yeah life is actually ~25 years.

>>215201141
are those women or men?

>>215201493
Are you retarded, or just a socially hysterical zoomer?

>>215189486
UPDATE: All of that shit was a psyop by the feds. People were looking at satellite pictures of Epstein Island going "Hey, what's the deal with this Egyptian temple" when suddenly a million posts appear saying "LOOK AT THIS PIZZA RESTAURANT, STOP LOOKING AT THE ISLAND"

>>215200964
I thought rape had limitations. The singer from God's Not Dead recently confessed to molestation and no one's arrested him because it was more than 6 years ago.

>>215201688
It's genuinely sad when you look at all this on the macroscopic level and see how people conflate all these different salacious rumors and stories and imaginings and online play-sessions together until it just amalgamates into some pseudo-mytho-narrative that "everyone knows" is true. I say sad because it's the same way so many religious superstitions and cults have formed over the millennia and we ought to know better, but we don't. People see the weird ass "spirit cooking" stuff from that one woman, and they see an Epstein temple, and they see in emails codewords that originated on 4chan /b/ that no baby boomer ever used or heard of, and somehow this all blurs together until today they're dead set on the 100% proven factual idea that Epstein ran an extensive network shipipng blue eyed white babies around to be butchered and sacrificed to Moloch after fucking them in every orifice first. Not saying Epstein wasn't a an disgusting illegal creep, which he by all actual evidence seems to have been, but more people believe the myth than the actual paper trail, and it's precisely BECAUSE there still "seems" to be missing documents they can inject any sort of prophecy to fill the gap.
>Once we get "The Epstein Files(tm)", all the pieces will fall into place and every single person I hate in politics and media and corpoculture will fall and then we can usher in the *flips coin* [utopian nationalist ethnostate/utopian socialist equity state]!
k.

>>215190118
>>215194177
If you live innawoods, or own a whole shit ton of acres with woodlands on it, and grow up hearing your senpai damily tell you how fuckin' spoopy it can be after dark, you get used to it.

>>215202034
sure thing, James

>Man looks for long lost daughter
>Finds out she was blown up with dynamite by her husband
Grim

I don't want to get into a rabbit hole of watching and looking for good episodes only to find
>investigation stopped by govt because 2true
>killer got away/innocent
>megagruesome sad circumstances
but goddamn my mom keeps watching a LOT of true crime on TV and it has me feeling some kind of way

the ratio of interesting segments to lame segments is way less favorable than I remembered. really sick of hearing about separated at birth siblings having reunions.

>>215202182
Good luck never being able to rectify reality with your /pol/-generated fake personality nervous disorders.

I tried listening to the modern podcast. I was hoping for kino. Instead it's nearly always about some black guy getting shot in bumfuck nowhere and it's obvious it's unsolved because no one cares about a drug dealer getting shot over some argument he had in a club. Completely wasted opportunity.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760322034112441.webm

best unsolved mysteries clip right here

>>215181416
There was an episode I need to look up. It had a guy show up in a small town claiming he had lost his memory and another about satanists allegedly attacking an isolated motel.

>>215202382
When you get older they'll mean more to you. The reason all these people are separated is because of bureaucratic liberal busybodies playing god with peoples' families. You'll never hate social workers enough.

>>215189572
The netflix show sucked just like the podcast. Just generic and dull true crime.
>Jamquion Darius Washington was an aspiring rapper and part time drug dealer. After being seen getting into a violent altercation with his cousin at a family BBQ over the ownership rights to a popular local slut, he was found shot dead in his front yard. Can you help us unravel this mystery?

>ywn be cool enough to rock the trench coat like Stack
Fuck

>>215202259
>Finds out she was blown up with dynamite by her husband
What case

>>215202558
brainrot alert

This was the last show he was in before he died, by the way.

>>215189572

The Michigan UFO one, I think maybe season 2, was pretty wild. The weather operator guy seemed genuinely bewildered by what he saw on radar. Surprised this isn’t a bigger UFO sighting more people know about, given the large number of people, and credible witnesses who saw it.

Probably some military thing instead of the ayyys, but interesting nonetheless.

>>215203000
>no response
>pathological kneejerk hatred because he doesn't understand the world around him
Yup, it's lived its entire life alone on the internet.

>>215203128
immediately matched voice to character just now. i wonder how he got suckered into that role.

It bugs me when RedLetterMedia did their now-famous viewing of Surviving Edged Weapons, they compared the narrator's "smoky and rich" voice, not to Robert Stack, the obvious choice, but to Peter Thomas, the reedy guy from Forensic Files.

>>215202920
Alberta Elaine Schambier

>>215187476

So why didn’t they do it

The real rabbithole is searching for responses to cases/updates and discovering there's like one big megaforum that hosts threads on every case, with responses from the real people involved or those claiming to know them, and pretty much EVERYONE there is psycho. It's great.

>>215203384
tell us some anecdotes, baka.

>>215201259
>kills 2 people
>got 11 years
fucking nothing.

>>215178562 (OP)
Cobain episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irSybaRXk1c&rco=1

>>215178765
It's legitimately sad how many kids were essentially sold during the Great Depression. Some guy and his wife living on a farm had nine kids but then the Depression hit and so they just sold their kids to some rich infertile women. Or vice versa, someone in the city who had no money sold their sold their kids as farm slave labor.

>>215192759
Same. Don't look at me when one of those segments is on because I don't want you to see me tearing up over some fat lady from Oklahoma with a perm and big glasses reunites with her long-lost fat sister in Arkansas.

The intro theme is unadulterated, bad-ass kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuGfwIhv14

The saddest "case" of all was the woman who insisted she was frequently being visited by UFOs and she would take many photos of their amazing light displays that "couldn't possibly have been made by any earthly means" (literally just moving the camera around while taking a long exposure photo of a normal light). So embarrassing. Not everyone owned a camera back in those days but I'm still not sure how they expected anyone to buy it.

>>215202517
>Tyrone was last heard remarking, "Man fuck yo hood, nigga!" Now authorities need you to help solve a mystery.

They need to make a version of the show where the theme plays constantly underneath even if they have other music

>>215202545
What was his problem?

Unsolved Mysteries was one of the reasons I loved staying home during middle school. Sunshine pouring through the cracked blinds at 10~AM, my cat laying on the top of the couch behind me, knowing during the commercials i can go to the computer room and check on neopets or game forum posts

>>215181042
The vast majority are good other thsn the supernatural ones but they announce right at the beginning what its about so you're good

>>215182077
Buddy, the bf did it and lied about trying to save her

>>215204639


>>215197417

>>215189496
who was the first person to type "inna woods"

>Despite the suspicious circumstances, Bonnie Haim's father firmly believed in his son-in-law's innocence. The second reason why this case is particularly shocking is Bonnie and Michael Haim's three-year-old son, Aaron, witnessed his mother's murder. Of course, Bonnie Haim's father refused to believe his grandson, even though Aaron Haim's recount of January 6 indicated that Michael Haim had killed his wife. Detectives could not move forward without a body, which Aaron Haim found while searching the backyard in 2014. Michael Haim was tried and convicted of murdering Bonnie Haim, and the judge sentenced him to life in prison.

Imagine being 3 years old, watching your father murder your mother, and no one believes you, and you can't do anything about it until you're 20 years old and digging around in the old backyard and there she is. Jesus.

>>215204639
They look like faggots

>>215204639
tim and eric could never

>>215178705
>>215189850
The local didn’t think it was a suicide. They thought it was accidental and the medical examiner theorized the kids had smoke a spliff and got so high they both laid down on fucking train tracks and fell into a sleep so deep, a freight train bearing down on them didn’t wake them.

>>215191707
I don’t think they customarily remove your face skin during an autopsy, retard. What the fuck are you smoking??

>>215205503
>I don’t think
But do you know?

>>215195556
>host dosent matter
Kys
>>215193769
I only watch the Robert stack episodes and I’ve seen this segment. I didn’t realize they inserted the other guy into already existing episodes.

>>215205524
Pretty confident, yeah.

Is Robert Stack the perfect example of "this show can't be done with anyone but him". He's got it all. The voice, the trenchcoat, the dead serious reading of the script.

Update:
Coop's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.

>>215178705
I grew up watchtgis and then rewatched a lot of reruns that stream on my TV app 24/7 butcant remember that one. Is this show getting more attention with zoomers recently?

>>215205579
The whole series was released on youtube a few years ago so it inspired a resurge of interest + zoomie newcomers who are physically incapable of enjoying anything without whining about it particularly inconveniences them.

>>215205607
>zoomie newcomers who are physically incapable of enjoying anything without whining about it particularly inconveniences them.
you lost me

Watched one with William Brad Bishop today. Man kills his mother, wife and sons drives them 100+ miles to the woods burns them, drives 200+ miles to smoky mountains and abandons his car before disappearing to presumably Europe based on their evidence. 50 years never found. God I love the truly unsolved ones.

Pierce Brosnans fat wife did the updates.

>>215205696
>zoomie watches show made before he was born
>zoomie can't follow subtext, can't perceive character motivations, doesn't understand why show isn't addressing his personal insecurities
>zoomie gets angry because he can't articulate that gnawing pain he gets from realizing his generation has created nothing and he has a hole where his soul should be
>zoomie posts angry thread on /tv/ about how show raped him and people need to apologize
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>>215205742
this just in: terminally online anon somehow knows that everybody else knows his assumptions

>>215181416
Yeah the schizo ones are kino.
>man doing overnight security shift in warehouse
>mysterious footage of an unknown man hauling materials that appears to know the place well
>seen with missing man, unable to tell if he was held at gunpoint or in on the crime
>man is never seen from again his car and cigs and lunch were left there
I think I know the one you mentioned, I believe it was Montans and they were certain the guy was seen in a shelter but he ended up not far from his car dead. Had a nervous breakdown and drove away from the usual highway he took to go see his kids

>>215205771
>zoomie acts exactly the same as his pattern in every thread
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Did they do one on those murders I can't find?
family in the southwest, 1800s? had a house with a curtain behind the dinner table, they'd invite people in and kill them from behind during the meal, and the family escaped

>>215183288
Nah real life mysteries that have bizarre details are as good as modern non fiction gets

>>215205795
not a house but a dwelling, whatever

>that one where the man murdered his wife and his whole family WENT ON THE SHOW to defend their boy and then it turned out they were all in on it, the mother was the typical domineering family matriarch, "anything for my boy" and they killed the wife and buried her in a septic tank
robert stack got to sit down and talk with a family of murderers straight out of that one episode of X-Files

>>215189405
Yeah that one was depressing. It's why the stories are better when they're unsolved. I like the missing Asian girl in Texas who was walking home from her bfs and they thought she was seen in convenience stores several times with a yakuza lookin Asian pimp that wouldn't let her speak

>>215205844
>bitch, this chicken is cold!

>>215189791
I recently flew home to see my parents and go to a wedding and my mom and I bonded over unsolved mysteries. It was this kind of connection we almost never had before

>>215205822
There's one where the wife went missing and the husband is a suspect but even her family believes him but then years later he kills his new girlfriend.

>>215199249
It's mindblowing how often these kidnappers or rapists or whatever get less than life sentences on UM

>>215190118
*stright

>>215201424
>>215201410
That's the problem, getting out early is one thing but no murderer should be out sooner than 50 years

>>215201259
Exactly it's the ominous twist at the end of many of these, even child rapists. I saw one that was a doctor who date raped multiple confirmed women by drugging them with huge doses of "medicine" and he escaped to Israel for decades. They finally find and extradition him and he ends up only having to serve like under 10 years. Happens a lot with the non murderous rapists

>>215202558
this is true to a degree but a lot of the time the parent willingly gave up one or more of the kids, I watched 2 of those very recently

>>215203384
i know about al that except for the last part, wdym everyone is a psycho? most people are just seeking justice or trying to comprehend what happened in the cases

watched the amelia earhart ep today, thought it was gonna be mediocre but the reenactment plus the theory that japanese soldiers captured and executed her made for pretty solid entertainment, funny they said if she just stayed n her radio longer they could've tracked her but she was like legit retarded with how the radio functioned

>>215203877
i saw that yesterday and if the videos (not just photos) weren't doctored they looked pretty compelling

>>215178663
>>215180121
Not only did Epstein not commit suicide he's not even dead. He was covertly removed and the body was Hillary Clinton's brother.
This isn't a joke by the way.

>>215178562 (OP)
It's so funny how effective this shit was. Getting away with crime in the 80s was like an actual joke. You could kill your entire family, drive 10 miles away and grow a beard and you'd never be caught. Then one night you're sitting down to a tv dinner in your trailer watching some Unsolved kino and suddenly a very familiar story starts playing out and you absolutely know that two trailers over fucking Greg is doing pic rel

>rich white kid starts feeling bad for homeless
>befriends a nigger named Tony and brings him home one day to feed im
>mom is horrified and says he smells like garbage, witnesses him waving his hands over the food like hes blessing it
>nigger moves into his apartment and they start going to skidrow and handing out food
>one day boy goes missing and black Tony won't open the apartment door for his brother, and then he finally does for the mom and when she asks about her son he claims "i am your son" and tries to kiss her before she flees
>they evict him but son is never found again, negro won't say anything
I don't think he necessarily killed the boy because he was straight retarded but I think he likely connected the boy to the people or place where he would meet his demise

>>215201931
Nope, there is no statute of limitations for crimes like rape or murder

>>215205795
unless it was done on a newer ep I dont think the covered anything like that

anyone remember the one with the sweetheart con artist that convinces this woman who owns a beauty shop/salon to invest in his fancy face model technology and ends up moving into her place and working her for years before he just dips on her the day before hes allegedly going to get a check to allow her to pay an investor, great reenactment

>>215206252
why would they use Hillary Clnton's brother when they could easily swap someone less famous and connected

>>215206307

Lel I remember that one

Were they Jews or like the last wealthy Chad white family left in LA in the 90s?

>>215206304
whats amazing is how often the guy is hiding out like you said and just because they happen to air the episode the neighbor recognizes him even though its been 15 years and he had facial reconstructive surgery and grew a mustache, you can amost sense the show is cocky at how often they help solve these mysteries
>after only one commercial break we received phone calls alerting that they spotted the criminal who was their dogwalker and next door neighbor for 5 years

>>215178705
>>215178562 (OP)
I must have watched this show. I remember telling my teach about it in like the 2nd grade. I remember an episode on the phoenix lights and noah's ark

Do you guys know anything about how Master P. coerced Randy Savage into murdering his perfect friend, Curt Hennig?

>>215206227
The Amelia Earhart one is one of the best historical mysteries segments. Iirc they interview some old natives on the island she disappeared around and they're like "yeah I remember that day, the Japanese shot that lady in the head right over there"

>>215203764
It's super depressing that it's shown as just something matter of fact that people in the 80s and earlier knew about. Like if your family were white trash before the 50s they would just sell your brothers to farmers to work as slaves in the middle of nowhere

>Russell Evans, young boy killed in apparent "hit and run" killers never found and they think he may have been assaulted before but the autopsy just said car.
>Michael Stevenson, kid gets a motorcycle and mamas all worried about him, goes to drive it ne time before he gets rid of it and is chased down by bikers in daylight, never seen again, mom hires Private investigators to find her son
>Mathew Chase, last seen at an ATM withdrawing a bunch of money and in the ATM camera there is a faint image of a short mexican man like he was being coerced, this ones spooky for sure
and my favorite
>Jason Jolkowski who went missing walking to work at his pizza job when he was called in, he was walking in daytime through suburbia not even a long route and his body was never seen again (probably snatched and desposed of)
that last one doesn't have an unsolved mysteries ep but it should, totally freaky especially considering that was literally my life, biking or walking to my job at a pizza place in HS in daylight frequently. Missing women are sad but they're typically obvious, missing men are the ones that peak my interest a bit more, I know they get nabbed too but its less common and the men tend to be more capable of escape or averting danger.

There was a girl murdered in my town and my buddy's dad was her landlord. "He" was featured in one of those recreation things with actors they do looking guilty as FUCK. Turns out the real killer was just some drifter when they finally found him

>>215206466
Because Tony looked the part and happened to die only a month earlier. His body was only used for an organized photo opportunity as he was being wheeled out of the prison by a known CIA asset photographer.

500 dollars wortha bullllll SHIT!

>>215206227
>they looked pretty compelling
Are you literally a moron? It's exposure effects on a camera sensor. You can do the same thing with your smartphone in low lighting. It's literally HOW photography works. Jesus christ. Please tell me your post was bait, I don't want to lose even more faith in this site's bottomfeeder intelligence.

>>215203764
My great grandpa was a tractor driver and had 16 kids, many alive during the depression.

>A young couple is found dead by the side of the road.
>Were they murdered by the man's outraged wife? Or, were they murdered by a satanic cult they met while playing Magic the Gathering?

>>215205822
That one was great. The old lady went on about what a crazy whore the girl was, and how she probably ran off with some guy.

>>215205442
makes sense to me, maybe you just need to stop asking so many questions