Thread 215181824

This joke by comedian and SNL-writer Ruby Jean is currently taking the internet by storm

>>215181824 (OP)
Female “humor”

>>215181824 (OP)
Cars is a noun, I'm not getting the joke here

>>215181896
How old are you? It seems to be mostly millennials and above who don’t get it

>>215181857
lmao this really highlights how terrifying domestication is

>>215181824 (OP)
Walk in a sidewalk? What a psycho.

>>215181824 (OP)
is this one where the auto captions skipped some words?

>>215181824 (OP)
I don't think she understands words.

>>215182094
>>215182097
Are you baiting or do you seriously not get it?

>>215181824 (OP)
>drive on a driveway
>walk on a walkway
>run on a runway
>but you dont cum in my ass?

she's funny.

>>215182112
I don't want to get it. A female should not be considered. Change my mind. I did not leave a word out.

>>215182112
I don't get it. I know the old version of the joke, but this zoomer remake has me befuddled.

>>215181857
Pretty funny

>>215181824 (OP)
I do think it's slightly funny metahumor and I also would. Am I gonna see porn of her or what's the point of this thread?

>>215182112
seriously not get it

>>215181824 (OP)
Still would.

Boomer here. I don't get it.

It's just an old Carlin joke that she ripped off and then brutally butchered
>Why do we park on driveways and park on driveways?
TLDR; women are retards

>>215181915
45.
Translate for us.
Is "cars" slang for fucking?

>>215182837
ahem, i meant why do we drive on parkways

>>215182237
>I know the old version of the joke
You mean jerry saying "ever notice how you drive in the parkway, and park in the drive way?"

>>215182769
Here's one more your speed

>>215182865
yeah, but I think it was George Carlin?

>>215182878
This one really got my cars my street.

>>215182878
hehe.. milk

>>215182878
Great Scott!

>>215182878
Is she calling French people stupid? Like Thursday as in DURRsday? I don't get it. Her top is distracting. It's like I want to laugh and give her positive energy simply by merit of her smiling and having nice looking breasts.

>>215182900
Idk. George Carlin tends edgier, but he has the cleaner bit about "stuff".

>>215182961
Meg Bitchell's big fat titties in my mouth

>>215181936

You foot on a sidewalk everybody knows that.

>>215182961
This is pretty good. I like that the guy in the bathroom eats. Also her tits.

>>215182961
She really bangs her own skull hard near the end when she realizes she has cheese in the fridge.

>>215181824 (OP)
>>215182126
>>215182837
>>215182862
this thread is not streets ahead

>>215182878
She has nudes

>>215183247
Don't be like that anon, link em then

>>215183261
I can't remember her name

>>215182961
Perfect punchline at the end there shoulda been
>She didn’t go for the cheese… yeah have the rape team on standby at the fridge

>>215182517
>>215182769
It’s just an abstract anti-joke. Popular with millennials in like 2011.

>>215183247
You now have my attention

>>215183388
millenial humor is the definition of what anons here would call "reddit humor"

>>215181824 (OP)
yeah, i dont get it

motorcycles uses the street

you dont call streets motorcycle ways

trains travel on railroads, you can also call them train tracks

air planes travel through the air, but you can also call them jets

so i dont know what shes saying here other than a particular word thats associated with the activity itself

>>215183388
I'm a millennial and I want to kill her and half the people in this thread.

>>215183261
megan bitchell
mega saggers and her nips are asymmetrical

>>215183388
ha we used to have those too.
>What's the difference between a rock?
>the more you stroke it, it gets
idk, we just used to say it and laugh

OOOO WHATCHA SAY

35/yo retired boomer on his deathbed here

her fumbling a very predictable punchline paired with the overconfident delivery is the whole joke

>>215183647
hey, i love imogen heap

>>215183609
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>215181824 (OP)
woman are cringe as fuck

>>215183030
of out hot eat the food

>>215181824 (OP)
Yeah right what did she have, a bong hit transplant?

>>215181896
>>215182769
>>215182517
>>215183537
The "joke" is the rug-pull at the end. She starts with "you drive on a driveway" and "you walk on a sidewalk," so you think the punchline will be something like "so why don't you X on a Y" that makes sense, but instead she does a non sequitur where the terms don't match. That's the joke.

>>215183486
Each generation invents the previous generation’s humor preference. The millennial fringe from 10 years ago is the zoomer mainstream

>>215181824 (OP)
You don't really 'drive' on a drive way. Half the time it is for getting to your garage or parking in.

>>215181857
Not funmy at all

>>215183761
really?

>>215183761
i guess the joke is too high iq for me to understand

>>215182878
Is she being racist towards the French?

driveway = the way you go to drive
Parkway = the way you go to park
causeway = the way you go jus cause
freeway = the way you go to free ghislaine maxwell!

women are funny. get over it

>>215184109
Nurning assistant?
Nursing annintant?
Nurning annintant?
By your nide?
What?

>>215184159
I don't get these normie memes either

>>215184159
It's a "you tried finding the joke but the joke was me wasting your time" type of joke

>>215184159
A suck and fuck

>>215184109
wot?

>>215184196
Aka a joke where only the comedian is laughing
A real modern day Norm Macdonald we got here

She's fuckable that's all that matters. Cute tummy

>>215182878
this bitch got real nice titties under that

>>215184228
Yes. No different from making fun of trannies.

>>215183609
Ok I've found her insta, then what?

>>215184109
Is this the new "bond burger"?

>>215182926
carlin had a pretty huge range. but he is the origin of "why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway"

>>215183247
damn, not bad

>>215181896
Zoomers aren't capable of being clever.

>>215184291
she has a patreon, go on any OF leak site and search her

>>215183609
>>215183665
>>215184291
https://bunkr.cr/a/QeXDkkiB

They're nice.

>>215182900
>>215182865
Actually it was Gallagher.

>>215182878
>expired milk
not with those tits

>>215182900
No question mark for a statement, chode.

>>215183761
when you can tell the punchline of the joke within the first 5 words, and it goes on for more than 5 more words, it's not a funny joke

>>215183341
Edgy incel humor attempt? Not playing well even to a thread full of you.

i don't care. this woman would see me as subhuman

>>215184109
"from the 90s" probably means she was born December '99

>>215181857
They seem italian or latinas
White women are nothing like that

>>215184467
https://bunkr.cr/f/8tAu7yLWPlZS5
wtf brehs im thinking shes based?!

>>215182878
This isn't bad, could have been a joke read by Norm

>>215181824 (OP)
what the fuck is this retarded bullshit
it's a joke you'd tell a small child
zoomers find this funny?
comedy is dead

>>215184525
It’s not edgy incel humor it’s actually a good punchline for ending that bit, because it’s so dark in contrast to the cringe cartoon antics setting up the bit. You will never be a master of the craft

>>215184582
>>215184591
>>215182878
>>215182769
>>215183156
Anti humor needs to be done in a certain way to not be unfunny drivel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtHyc43Firk

>>215184109
Is the joke that nursing assistants are stupid?

>>215182837
This. remember Carlin telling it years ago, except without the "cars on the street" part which makes no sense to add to it. She is retarded.

>>215184109
For some reason I thought the joke was niggers

>>215184276
Nah I laugh when other people do that too.

>>215184579
>give me money or I'll do something you want me to do
Not a great plan

>>215182923
Humans call a day Leap Day so it's a juxtaposition for Frogs to call it a regular human day. It's a bad joke

>>215184109
it's
>a 26yo dick sucking whore who cooks for you 24/7 by your side
you dumb fucks

>>215184109
She's only 26?

>>215183761
That's not a joke that's purposeful retardation

>>215183761
there's no way the joke is this cringe

>>215183761
No, you- you retard. The joke is that she is too stupid to understand that you don't "car" on a road. She's making fun of herself, or at least the idea of herself as being stupid enough to make a joke as retarded as the one you think she's making. Which I guess means that the joke is on (You).

>>215183761
But it's not funny

>>215182126
but not as funny as Jane Wickline.
or as hot.

humor is in good hands

>>215184967
wouldn't be my first pick

>>215184967
I think Ivy Wolk is hot

>>215184777
alright that's a shit joke but it is at least a joke also checked

>>215184967
black mould

>>215185029
Those are her eyebrows you piece of shit.

>>215181896
the joke is that your reasonable expectation of a punchline is being subverted by nonsense

>>215181824 (OP)
I don't free on a way either. What's your point?

>>215181896
Maybe she has an accent.

>>215184967
The most disgusting face.

>>215184967
>>215185008
That unibrow is crazy

>>215184917
The joke isn't supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be confusing so that the ones that are in on the bit can laugh at the confused boomerennial. 67.

>>215183690
>
bread goes in
toast comes out
cant explain that

>>215182865
ITT anons are defending Seinfeld stand up to spite a woman because she's good looking. Truly we are the fallen

>>215183707
That joke was my first thought too

>>215181824 (OP)
Same energy.

All of you are fine with having your expectations for a joke subverted when it's a man telling you the nonsense subversion.

>>215185468
Show me your feet.

>>215185468
Yeah this is a very cringe and woman-coded post. I'm going to have to concur with >>215185480

>>215184967
It's strange how this nepo baby exudes such alluring sexual energy despite being ugly and having a caterpillar on her face. Must be some gypsy/jewess succubus.

>>215184467
Ok go website

>>215183247
What woman in 2025 doesn't?

>>215185534
>anon's first butterface

>>215185547
Sir you just click the link

>>215181857
I chuckled

>>215185515
It's zoomer humor, it being deliberately unfunny is the joke.

>>215185534
>>215185555
>it's another anon pretending to have high standards
You're on 4chan on a saturday, let's be real here

>>215185587
>pretending to have high standards
but i do have high standards. thats precisely why i dont have sex thoughbeit

>>215185555
Checked

>>215182878
That the entire joke? feels like some throwaway chuckle inserted into a larger bit.

>>215184875
I love when low-functioning autists act high and mighty on things their crippling mental retardation makes impossible for them to get. Really delivers the image of the perfect incel.

>>215184320
firefighters fight the irish
warfighters fight arabs on jew behalf
freedom fighters...???

>>215181857

this popped me more than the SNL dyke

>>215184967
those hips are begging for it

>>215181824 (OP)
WHERE'S THE JOKE FUKLEY?!

>>215185587
This individual joke is pretty funny imo, but that seems to be the whole Gen Z brand of humor, and it's supposed to be ironic. I don't think they can actually come up with much else
It's all anti-humor, dead pan, dry/ironic without much actual irony, and references
At least that's what I see on social media which I try to ignore for the most part

>>215185769
bait aside, you must be new here if "i was just pretending to be retarded" hasn't been culturally inb4'd out of anonymous discussion ages ago. you're multiple steps behind the topic of this thread im afraid

>>215185515
What happened to this guy?
>>215183761
I think the real joke is that when older people don't find it funny they can do a big in-group circle jerk and laugh hysterically about it, at least that's how my last zoomer gf acted

>>215185952
Anyone using the term incel anywhere is obviously not being serious

>>215181857
It is a recycled joke that they stole.