Thread 215183776

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Nancyvious: >>215178829

Thread theme: https://youtube.com/watch?v=PKAGYj3DX2o

Is there a "horror" film with this premise? Seriously.

Palma

Is sinners actually good or was it graded on a curve for being a black movie?

Pam Voorhees isn't that believable as a killer especially after the final part where she can't overpower a fellow woman very easily.

>>215183722
No, Katharine was in it for like 10 minutes tops. Pam Grier was in it but not that much either.

>>215183840
Jason’s would probably have her strength or something idk

>>215183835
I liked it but remember little about it. Watch it yourself

>>215183776 (OP)
Stop using such old pics. This is why no one joins this general.

how's that new Vicious movie?

How the fuck did The Strangers turn into a franchise? It’s literally just Halloween but with multiple killers, especially with how bad all the sequels have been

>>215183853
Bummer.

>>215183884
Pretty good. Glad it turned out to not be traumaslop.

>>215183776 (OP)
Imagine your only notable song being about toddler rape.

literally me

>>215183929
what are you running to/from?

>>215183869
We don’t want more of your kind here actually.

>>215183350
>all die so the world's first pregnant Black woman in 18 years could live.
ftfy

>>215183964
Understandable, have a great day

Hellraiser 3 is so good.

>>215184020
i really love it but they'll never recover from cd

>>215183972
He isn’t wrong. Using such pics every general is just telling people
>dont come here. boomer general. boomers only

>>215184056
Good.

>>215183776 (OP)
>>215183785
Someone post her purple nurples plz

>>215184056
That's the idea!

>>215184005
Cope

>>215183869
Show some respect to Frankenhooker

no one is ever going to make a m3gan or smile 2 op pissjeet just deal with it

>>215184056
Yeah, I’m leaving.

>>215183869
Can you fuck off? You bitch like a shitskin zoomer woman

>>215184110
FFS why are zoomer horror icons so bad.

>>215183835
it's exactly like from dusk till dawn. the exact same everything.
if you like vampires in general you will like it

>>215183929
dance with me

>>215183896
i just found out the quigley workout tape is actually a "movie". is it worth watching
>inb4 uhh it's worth fapping to
yeah, but i mean before that

>>215184122
He isn’t wrong. Using those pictures creates a wrong impression.

>>215184079
She looks like she has a giant bush. Dropped.

>>215183835
Its fine, the social commentary on cult-like behavior and mingling with others not of your own is a cool exploration, otherwise it really just feels like a time period piece with a horror movie on top. Respectable but nothing amazing.

>>215184145
I wouldn’t say the exact same. The vampires being a “twist” and a central fortified location are the big points of comparison, but the tonal shift is less jarring and the vampires are way different.

>>215184179
>wrong impression

That people in these threads enjoy horror films and not the latest Hollywood wokeslop?

>>215184179
Are you a kike?
Reject The talmud and type out the word "God"

stop giving the samefag talking about himself in the third-person any attention

any hidden gems like this

>>215184081
>Seething over facts

>>215184199
You actually saw that movie lol

>>215184296
try one of Fessenden's other movies like Depraved. can't help ya if you just mean mopey urban indie stuff for horror though

I-is...is that the ghost of a little girl?! I'm scared stiff!
This movie had some good music and pretty lighting.

>>215184349
Yes, my ticket was paid for

>>215184199
go back

>>215184356
>little girl
>girl
...anon

>>215184179
Do you ever stop referring to yourself in third person? Beyond embarrassing.

asia argento pusy

>>215183776 (OP)
>>215183785
I love Frankenhooker

>>215184373
By the wife’s boyfriend

*snaps pencil*

>>215184386
HMMMMM,..... nyo

>>215184413
Thats a man

>>215184413
>>215184075
Ask and ye shall receive

>>215184417
im single & never been in an interracial relationship.

>>215184446
That a vagina, virgin

>>215184413
Lip status?

>>215184448
reminds me of my sister

Patty Mullen posed for Penthouse btw
she wasn't in the Frankenhooker makeup though

>>215184355
>can't help ya if you just mean mopey urban indie stuff for horror though
nah I mean horror with actual subtext

>>215184454
I am in a relationship with Jessica Harper

>>215184501
Is your sister also a frankenhooker?

>>215184555
no but she has the nipples of one

>>215184166
>linnea quigley horror workout worth watching?
No. It's pure "rent-this-vhs based on boxcover" bait from back in the day.

>>215184550
Youre brown

>>215184406
Many have shared this sentiment.

>>215184576
>proving him right

>>215184600
>proving you're brown

I am willing to watch anything once just to see what it is like and not even purely for entertainment but Sinners seems like too much.

>>215184550
I don't give a shit about /pol/. I want you losers, who complain about horror movies, just because they were made before 2025, out of /hor/

We love our brown brothers and sisters in /hor/.

Holy shit Split Second was good!

>>215184617
Everyone you faggots disagree with is brown. Even if they're right.

>>215184199
i thought the part where the white vampire says to the black guy, "i want to steal your culture", as he's trying to suck his blood was a little on the nose..

>>215171699
I haven't even seen Bring Her Back, kek

>>215184522
She's already my wife so that's impossible…

>>215184600
>>215184617
kek

>>215184680
Which is funny, because it's kikes who are obsessed with blacks and their "culture"

what were they thinking

>>215184406
I'm way too old for her (20)

>>215184400
>actor
FUCK
Still cute though

>>215184685
If I'M married to Jessica... and YOU'RE married to Jessica... Then who's flying the plane!?

>>215184733
The Bull

>>215184743
LMFAO

who up scaring their jessica to death

>>215184743
lol bunch of cucks itt

>>215184743
Lol good one. It actually made sense and perfect timing.

she was extremely sexy

is he here?

>>215184832
You can tell without make up she is…unpleasant to look at

>>215184832
the coal burns back

>>215184629
the first half of sinners is boring as fuck. dull as hell.

but when they go to the club and the vampire stuff starts, it becomes really good
the vampires are really good.

>>215184904
Is everyone in the movie black? The promo pics look gross. They look so sweaty and self important.

>>215184935
I am gay so I don’t mind

>>215184680
Its kinda preachy and not very subtle in some spots I don't think I needed an entire scene showing a man go down on a girl the two lead's acting was kinda mid in some spots, that being said I don't watch a lot of black horror movies and don't know shit from that time period so I dunno, yeah the other anon saying the first half is a slog I agree with, its really front loaded with setup after setup in that first hour or so.

>>215184935
the vampires are Irish. that's when it gets good. I would say skip everything until they open the club at night

the first half is just the black guys gathering everyone for a party.

the main vampire is this guy from 28 years
he's great

>>215185072
K. At least it isnt 100% black.

even if you don't like black actors,
the vampires and the vampire lore and the special effects are really good.
the action was good

Gibs Irena gf

>>215184857
Extremely underrated picture set.

Suprisingly enjoyable horror, great gothic atmosphere

>>215185320
It was okay, the hooded shadows on the wallz were cool

this movie was really excellent. really great, loved it.

>The Pit and the Pendulum
gonna have to watch it. tomorrow prob.

>>215185208
The problem is 80% of the movie is explicit racial pandering that falls completely flat to anyone who isn't a militant black separatist, and the other 20% isn't that good to make up for it. The horror stuff is nothing new, it's just tropes and cliches. The novelty comes from the blunt "we black and ya'll be isn't" message, which won't resonate with most people outside of resentful American blacks

>>215185380
the Irish dance was worth seeing.

>>215185380
/hor/ is is like reddit desu. i haven’t seen the movie yet but i know your post is rightt

sexy tummies

>>215185320
How the fuck does somebody make this into a feature length film?

>>215185417
This is why you never EVER watch movies that are recommended here, they are all full of gay stuff or are just bad.
There's a lot of crossover in the site's userbase with reddit, that's why. People here deliberately watch movies that are LGBT

about to watch REC. what am i in for?

>>215185352
porno was fucking great

>>215185475
shaky cams

>>215185475
you'll develop a fetish for spaniard ladies with that barthelona lisp

>>215185446
By making something that has virtually nothing to do with the original short story, which is common practice

>>215185489
I am already a simp

>>215185501
Ah, well that makes sense then.

qt Spanish chipmunk

>>215185448
Yeah I'm sure your friends over at /pol/ have the superior taste in horror kino.

>>215185538
I finally found an english dub for the first one but none for any of the sequels

>>215185538
>it is leviosA

>>215184727
Tranime pedo faggot lol

>>215185564
why would you watch a dub?
it's not an anime

>>215185372
>always hear about foot fetish
>always hear about pit fetish
>never hear about neck fetish

>>215185538
Mogs that Carpenter chick from the American remake

>>215185592
because having a fetish for the neckline is classy and no one can really denigrate it, so there's no need to overcompensate
footfags are barely above furries in terms of needing to shove their degeneracy in your face

>>215185592
what about clavicle fetish
ever heard of that?

>>215185652
the whole neck and clavicle area has always done it for me

>>215185592
The elusive shoulder freckle fetish

>>215185380
>militant black separatist
This is your brain on Fox News

>>215185885
The story revolves around the main characters trying to establish a juke joint that's blacks-only aside from their Chinese servants, with an explicitly anti-assimilation theme where the characters value the unique quality of their blackness over being absorbed into a broader American identity, fighting against it tooth and nail. How else would you label that?

I just watched From Beyond. I don't know what I'm supposed to feel. I don't get it I guess.

The Girl in Cabin 13 on tubi is better than Strangers part 1

>>215185805
How come it's cute when her teeth look like that but my teeth make me look like a fucking troll?

>>215186051
What do you not get?
It's a movie about a house once owned by an evil wizard who opened a portal to hell or whatever and then zombies happen and then at the end they go through the portal.

>>215185380
Based.
Fuck orcs and fuck hook noses

>>215186087
Um, that's not what happened.

Carved any pumpkins yet, Anons?

>>215185592
Neccs are well-appreciated here.

>>215185805
>shoulder freckle fetish
For me, it's when they're completely covered in 'em like Carrie.

>>215185583
>it's not an anime
why would u watch a dub?

>>215185380
BASED ALERT

/hor/ has officially been infiltrated by jews (also simps please leave, i asking nicely :))

>>215184199
kys kike

Still unsurpassed 2 years later.

>>215184709
LE KIKE SAID LE NIGGER MOVIE IS GOOD. WTF IM GONNA WATCH IT. W KIKES!! W NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>215186301
P.S. this was a joke. im not watching your kike nigger movie. death to all kikes and niggers. have a good night

>>215185475
The best found footage film.

>>215185592
Murk loar then.

>>215185564
What, don't do this you fag, watch it with subs.

>>215186295
imagine if it was a pretty white woman that as casted for the role instead of this mystery meat bitch...

>>215186371
She was perfect. Also very cute and triggers protect neurons which was good for the movie.

>October's already 1/3 over
You've made the most of it so far, haven't you Anon? You haven't pissed it away again, have you?

>>215186405
just watched fulci's the psychic and it was pretty shit

Probably gonna marathon shit all night tonight
I'm onto movie #2 right now. The Resurrected (1991)
Based on an HP Lovecraft story according to the opening credits

>>215186433
I was supposed to watch this tonight but I couldn't find it on streaming sites even though I was sure I saw it listed on Prime Video or one of my subscription channels. Where are you watching it?

>>215186405
idk i watch a movie a day and then random seasonal stuff like either old episodes about ghosts or vampires or whatever (before "ghost hunter" shows and similar garbage became the default)

>Lake Mungo (2008)
australians can make a good movie it seems! this mockumentary horror about the death of a girl and the community as they come to terms with it works like a horror, when it might actually just be a tragedy. Lake mungo wants to talk about grief but its also essentially about shame and its relationship to suicide. Here's a personal story:

One fall evening, i was feeling quite lonely and had no one to celebrate with. I decided i would go to a club and have a few drinks and dance and maybe make a friend. i got dressed then i got on my bike and as i was riding out of the neighborhood i saw a man in the front yard of one of our neighbors. I was only staying here briefly, living with my mom in between jobs for a bit, so i only knew a little about this guy. He lived with his mom because she had terminal brain cancer. I saw him, talked to him for a bit, told him to have a good night, and left. The next day, i found out that i was the last to see him alive and he killed himself less than an hour later. I had no idea he was suicidal.

This film is about that ignorance, and the feelings that finding out cause. "Alice kept secrets, she kept that she kept secrets a secret." The psychic functions as a therapist, and her inappropriate relationship with the neighbors are a source of shame. Time plays an important part, with characters experiencing the past and the future as ghostly apparitions and nightmares. And during the end credits, we are shown images where Alice's ghost appears that we missed all along We had no idea we were supposed to keep an eye out, and the characters were seeing the signs of Alices impending suicide and had no idea they were supposed to keep an eye out. and yet, they construct some story, fabricate some lie, some justification, in order to make it all make sense. They live in denial and dig through her life, turning every stone until they witness her shame. Then, bearing witness, they engage in the shame.

>>215186451
>The.Resurrected.1991.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4
My media server is pretty vast. I just browse it, hit randomize, make playlists, follow rabbit holes of recommended similar films or actor/director filmographies on there. The experience is pretty much the same as stumbling through a streaming service looking for stuff to watch, except my library is quite a bit deeper more varied than any one service has to offer.

>>215186405
im going to a haunted attraction with some friends for my birthday, then we are gonna come back to my place for drinks, pizza and scream (1996) which happens to be the same age as me. Its gonna be a kino evening.

>>215186405
i've only watched 2 horror movies, v/h/s, and vhs halloween

>>215186511
I regret reading all of that. Post your tits.

>>215186526
>My media server is pretty vast.
post harddrives. and tell us the story of how you developed such a media server?

>>215186511
its garbage actually

>>215186405
oh fuck off u demoralizing kike

>>215185592
That's restricted to CW Supergirl threads.

>>215186548
yet you read it! and you assumed an anon on the internet is a woman, which is cool ig.

>>215186551
it wasnt very scary but it was interesting and the themes related to me so i liked it.

>>215186511
>australians can make a good movie it seems!
The Long Weekend, Razorback, Fortress, Talk To Me, Road Games, Next of Kin, Celia, Rogue, Body Melt, Wake in Fright, The Cars that Ate Paris

But yes Lake Mungo is pretty good

>>215186511
i'd fight u in real life

>>215186593
kek this looks like some sort of low budget JAV

>>215186573
elaborate

>>215186511
>it's a metaphor for trauma
Bravo! Bravo bravo!

>>215186405
>2 movies each night since Oct 1
>been making pumpkin soup and roasted squash dishes for dinner
>got my local store to place an order for the 2025 batch of St. Arnold Pumpkinator that I'll be drinking throughout the second half of October
>just ordered some Halloween scented soaps from an unnamed popular hipster soap company
>picking out the first pumpkin to carve on Monday, with more to follow (and always roast the seeds)
>watched Return of the Living Dead in theater and will most likely buy a ticket for Dead Alive later in the month
>wardrobe full of horror T-shirts to wear every day
>put in for the week leading up to Halloween as my vacation from work
>live in a white neighborhood where everyone puts up great decorations that I can stroll around at night and admire
>the crops I planted are becoming ripe for harvest as the weather cools down
>nothing to do but watch kino and shitpost on /hor/ about it
The only time of the year that gets me genuinely excited

>>215183896

https://www.popticnerve.com/2022/07/the-return-of-living-deadfact.html

>>215184166
>i just found out the quigley workout tape is actually a "movie". is it worth watching
>>inb4 uhh it's worth fapping to
>yeah, but i mean before that

They recently released it on Bluray and it's fun and worth watching at least once.....

>>215184573
>>linnea quigley horror workout worth watching?
>No. It's pure "rent-this-vhs based on boxcover" bait from back in the day.

Don't listen to him, it's pure 100% 80's cheese that makes it good!!!FACT!!!

>>215186549
>post harddrives
nah. I only have a few 12-18 TB drives. suffice it say more than half my library is bit-starved RARBG shit since I like to have a lot of titles to choose from.

Pissman really replying to the same post 4 times lmao

>>215186652
I replied to it twice. Give me a personality name, anon-kun.

>>215186645
I hate that image so fucking much it's unreal.

>>215186643
That does sound pretty great fren, except having to ask mr. noseberg for time off.

>>215186623
i was much more specific than that, anon. Its about the relationship between shame and suicide. Both the shame the suicidal person feels before death, and the shame that those who were ignorant of the signs of impending suicidal people were. its about how suicide is taboo. if you are gonna say my analysis is bland or surface level, at least acknowledge what my claim is.

>>215186652
wait am i really falling this hard for bait? man.. ive been off 4ch for too long.

>>215186643
>the crops I planted are becoming ripe for harvest as the weather cools down
you must have not planted much if you aren't busy processing them

>>215186609
It's definitely low budget, but not a JAV. Could have used some tits for sure when they get in and out of the bath.

>>215186670
I have a job, yes. Asking for time off is just me saying "I won't be here for X through Y date"
>>215186679
Home garden, I'm not a farmer. I've got peppers, tomatoes, and radishes doing great right now in my growing zone. 80 degree days, 70 degree nights

>>215186643
> dont really drink anymore so pumpkin beers are >been smoking my Halloween pipes with seasonal tobaccos
>study is fully decorated
>15 new to me horror flicks watched
>37 barrels of leaves rakes and the majority have yet to change color let alone drop

Just with I had a qt gf to share my empire of dirt with

>>215186676
It's not even bait, he's actually just severely mentally ill and can't stand anything that requires more braincells than gooning to whatever mediocre actress was in the lastest slop he watched on tubi

>>215186703
i must be tired but man thats one of the funniest sentences ive read in a minute. thanks anon.

>>215183869
horror movies are timeless stfu. what sort of horror fan doesn't love frankenhooker

>listed as horror by imdb and filmaffinity
>isn't horror
I feel cheated

>>215186702
>Just with I had a qt gf to share my empire of dirt with
The idea is always better than the reality. She'd end up making you stop doing that stuff and if she watched movies with you, she'd ruin that too somehow.

idk about your countries but in my countries people only ever seem to be going to cinemas for horror movies these days. I hope it encourages some sort of horror revival here

>>215186810
Finally a film brave enough to ask "who's the real retard?"

>>215186810
Gna

>>215186810
I definitely recognize the actor
he's in some psycho ward slasher shit that has an aged C. Thomas Howell in it or something... planning to watch it eventually I guess.

>>215186833
Wendy is very cute, even if her show sucks.

>>215186833
To be fair, bottom left is more appealing than a lot of women these days.

>>215186842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wer78mf1V2Q

>>215186842
oh my bad it's Judd Nelson not C. Howell

>>215186902
was also in The City of Lost Children

different guy then. I thought that fat bald frenchman was Larry Drake for some reason.

>>215183776 (OP)
Watched Doom Asylum yesterday. That was nice trash.
The main chick is also Patty Mullen, that was a nice surprise. But the bitch in the blue one piece was Kristin Davis, I did not know that at all (that's Charlotte from Sex and the City).

>>215186748
cope

>>215187184
>IMG_
Fag.

>>215186433
>Probably gonna marathon shit all night tonight
>I'm onto movie #2 right now. The Resurrected (1991)
>Based on an HP Lovecraft story according to the opening credits

And Directed by Dan 'O' Bannon who also made Return of the Living Dead!!!FACT!!!

>>215183835
Massively graded on a curve. You could say it's a good drama, but like Get Out it's an awful horror.

>>215183929
>couldn't perform at the sex farm
probably me as well desu

>>215184110
Boom smoked his samefag ass.

>>215184448
Damn the taps match the drapes

time to sort final girls via neck length

Freddy
Jason
Michael
Art

Which of the big 4 is the best?

>>215187358
We might need a neck kino chart. That Suspira chick for one.

>>215187365
freddy. he's fun and menacing
jason a close second but only because he's just so autistic
the other two are kinda boring, michael only really works when he's just staring and art is just bad

>>215187365
this is bait

>>215187365
Michael takes it for me.

>>215186643
Dangerously based. Also thank you for the leave reminder.

>>215187278
Just finished it.
The ending was unexpectedly effects-laden and cool.
Will probably make a webm of it later to post.

I hate "uh she was actually crazy and killed everybody" interpretation because it's gay and retarded, so I choose to believe the killer was real, survived the movie and just cleaned up the mess after the MC passed out

>>215187365
the grabber is gonna be more iconic than art

>>215187123
It's funny when people think they're clever writing a meta slasher. Being such a noob that meta slashers have been around since the 80s.
We need a meta meta slasher, where the cast is making retarded critiques and the slasher is brutally slaughtering them, and half way through as the kills get depressingly grim they start to panic and take it seriously.

>>215187569
Both Freddy and the Grabber refuse to be the first proud child molester villain. It's an angle waiting to happen.

Just finished REC, what did I think of it?
Found Footage is the worst subgenre of horror.

>>215182705
Truth. The Invisible Man is like the opposite of the 80s slashers, instead of a silent killer he's a human maniac. Every vice shouted out loud.

The Tommy Jarvis villain trilogy cuts would've been kino if people in the 80s were more open minded

>>215187499
This is a foolproof way of getting people on your side in a low budget flick, slam the entire SFX budget at the end.

>>215186643
>Halloween scented soaps from an unnamed popular hipster soap company
>Anon can afford lush and merch
Fancy

>>215187855
damn now I'm wondering what halloween smells like. Straw and pumpkin maybe. idk why I went to scarecrows but there you go.

>>215187499
>>215187724
Yeah it was mostly shooting scenes of dialog, a mix of set locations, some fleshy props and whatnot.. but nothing quite like this until the very end

>>215187869
I'd say they prob have the spice mix for pumpkin pie too
Scarecrows and corn dolls are tradition for the season but idk if you can make soap smell of straw. Wet hay smells nasty so now I'm wondering if the soap would smell different wet and dry

>>215187365
I can't wait until that vomit garbage piece of shit art goes away

>>215187940
I was probably thinking of the beers that always have stupid "notes of hay and timber" labels or whatever

>>215187983
that looks kino. movie any good?

>>215187969
Yeah but that's all like additives and shit usually so they should be able to put it in soap. They do all kinds of weird chemistry shit to isolate tastes and smells so women can have expensive shit that smells of snow or peach skin or w/e they want to smell like. There's probably one for warm straw, I just don't know if whatever chemical makes that scent turns to wet hay when wet
Now I'm thinking about it, someone's bound to have made a gizmo soap which says to not get it wet and some autist collector here probably has a couple bars left in their wrapping
>Tldr inform me of Gizmo soap /hor/bros

>>215188018
I googled it and found this cursed object

>>215188018
>Gizmo Soap, smells just like the cereal!
>Please note: Do not get yourself wet while using Gizmo Soap. Please ask your Doctor before use, under no circumstances should you eat Gizmo Soap.

>>215188018
Gizmo soap on Etsy available in
>Cherry
>Apple butter caramel
>Rose quartz
Wtf does rose quartz even smell like?

>>215188051
>>215188107
I could see Gizmo smelling like cereal or apple butter caramel but i'm also sorry I asked
>>215188047
Yup cursed

>>215188141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

>>215186433
Wasn't this movie butchered by the studio?

>>215188047
>the last thing you see before you die is a gizmo grenade thrown through your window

>>215188141
What's this?

>>215188239
>It sings instead of whistles

>>215188297
One of the Phantasms. The fact that I don't recognize which one makes me want to watch the series again.

>>215187588
I always get shit for that, but that's why I don't like Cabin in the Woods. It's a meta horror movie, for people who didn't watch allot of horror movies.

>>215188209
>Wasn't this movie butchered by the studio?
no idea. i went in completely blind, let alone knowing anything about behind the scenes drama

>>215188422
Kek, I might watch this again but I was legit waiting for Naruto to be mentioned as a possible investigation the first time through

I'm back what'd I miss

I'm gay who do I kiss

>>215184710
Monsters Rule, OK

>>215187365
jason>art>michael>freddy

Dolls is a really good movie.

a24 is doing the new chainsaw massacre, this timeline sucks

>>215188854
ur dad

I always try to find a good horror movie other than Halloween, and I come up short every time. Looking for a 1970s/1980s movie with the classic grainy film quality. Nothing over the top. It can be more unsettling/mysterious than horror, too.

>>215185652
I used to have a scapula fetish.

Well, this was as mediocre as could be

>>215189461
Any good 40s to 60s LA horror films?

We all know thighs fetish is where the cultured men go

>>215188922
It's been almost thirty years, and this song STILL lives in my head rent free. Why?! It's not even that good.
https://youtu.be/Lta7SfYZoPI

1/2

Lord of Illusions (1995) – This Excellent offering from master of horror Clive Barker begins *unforgettably* with a raid on a cult’s trashed-out compound in the Mojave desert, in which former cultist Swan, a magician with a massive forehead, comes to end the machinations of leader Nix -- a chubby, greasy sorcerer with great power. Swan fears Nix can’t really die . . . so after his old mentor is disabled by gunfire, Swan puts an ensorcelled iron mask on his face and buries him in the desert. Thirteen years later, Swan is using the *real* magic he learned from Nix to make it big in the L.A. illusionist scene. He’s the David Copperfield of this universe, and more! But elements of the dark past are stirring. Enter Harry D’Amour (Quantum Leap’s Scott Bakula), a private eye whose fate causes him to stumble, time and again, into supernatural conflict.

Every time I watch the movie, its textures become richer, its visual rhythms more MESMERIZING. That’s Clive Barker’s visual style, as first seen in Hellraiser: a silken progression of strange and shocking events, nothing *too* hurried, so the audience is never jolted into the next phantasmagoric scene or setpiece, but there’s a shift that at first seems slow . . . then before we know it, we are rapidly phasing from one insane, colorful thing to the next. It does not feel as if the movie ever abruptly CUTS, though this is certainly not a one-cut movie, or a “sit-and-stare” movie. It is nothing less than cinematic sorcery. We’re *strolling* to hell and taking in all there is to see! D’Amour and the slinky cultist Butterfield both move with such CAT-LIKE grace that they multiply this strange magic whenever they appear.

>>215190375
2/2
The traditional effects have aged wonderfully -- who can ever forget Swan’s Rain of Swords on the L.A. stage, or the grotesque INNER JELLY that people see in human beings after Nix has literally fingered their brains, much less the iron MASK OF BINDING that self-screws into Nix’s face? The CGI is quite a bit more crude, but there are only two brief, stark uses of it.

It is obvious this is a film in which an accomplished creator with *fully formed* ideas and images had his way.

>>215183776 (OP)
>Teehee, I'm le rebel, I flip off le camera.
>Fuck you, adoring fan who pays all my bills
>I shit in your mouth and you still pay me. I own you.
When did this Jewish power fetish begin?

>>215183776 (OP)
Pleez do not talk about harrar moovee. Gives bad impression to Vishnu.
Pleez only post pretty white woman for me saars.
I have smeared cow shit all over myself and have consumed several liters of cow piss. Do not redeem

>>215190409
I think you are reading too much into it. This is a low-budget movie about a ZOMBIE HOOKER that would probably already considered "transgressive." The fucky finger comes out naturally with the atmosphere.

>>215190450
I'm mostly referring to the phenomena in general. Celebrities, musicians, artists, everyone flipping off the camera. Why? Are you telling whoever will see the photograph to fuck off?

>>215190477
i'm flipping your post off right now

>>215190409
You are such a wuss it’s unreal.

>>215183776 (OP)
The filthy stinking tranny redditors who run this shit hole site tried to permaban me.

Just because I said that Art and thr Trannyfier is jewish slop.

Based Chadnifier mods

>>215190556
Tranny

>>215183776 (OP)
Half the posts on 4chan are from Israel.
Mods are glow n i g g e r s and redditors

>>215190534
I run the circus, what you gonna do about it eh?

>>215190131
Cast a Deadly Spell

Did you guys KNOW that ctrl+shift+S on Firefox will screenshot anything, getting around Tubi/Shudder/Netflix/whatever screenshot blocks WITHOUT having to disable hardware acceleration?

You probably knew (and yes, I torrent as well), but I thought it might be a nice PSA.

>>215190792
My nigga! I just watched Lord of Illusions (hence the review above), and NOW I have got Cast a Deadly Spell poised on VLC, waiting for my green tea to brew!

Man, she's so cute. House, Lazarus, Butter (slutty kino) and TRON Legacy (cute as a button kino)... How come she isn't more popular as an actress?
Anyway, so Lazarus serum heals, but how does it affect the eggs? Do you think every day is a safe day, if I want an army of devil babbys?

>>215186405
I watched 11 movies so far and played some spoopy demos from steam next fest (I like to pretend that I'm a journo and can get paid for doing nothing). Also got a new job.

>>215190875
nta but Cast a Deadly Spell is great, pretty much everything you could want from a pulp noir/horror mix. funny enough I remember reading that HP Lovecraft's most prominent scholar is a big fan even though its Lovecraft aspect is pretty mild

>>215190710
You run shit, reddit tranny

>>215190792
>>215190875
I saw it for the first time this year. It was fun and had some cool effects

>>215190409
>Playful backstage picture
>4chan retard reads it as a "fuck you" to the fans

>>215190710
You're in the psyyyyy
You're in the psycho circuuuus

>>215191013
Say goodbye faggot, you're about to get your ass bustblasted into oblivion

Any movies with the SCP/military aesthetic?

>Pre-release version of "Urban Legends: Final Cut" had uncensored tits
>Released version doesn't
Everyone involved should be ashamed

>>215191241
Dog Soldiers. The first Resident Evil movie.

>>215191241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOxarwd3eTs

>>215191241
this one is really gonna depend on your tolerance for watching people fuck around in crumbling eastern euro buildings for 90 minutes but I enjoyed it

>>215191199
Imagine sucking up to reddit tranny jannies

>>215187365
based Art > literal shit >>>>>>>>>>>>> mike myers >>>>>>>gayson >>>>>faggy krooger

be honest with me anons, is the new strangers a piece of shit?

>>215191445
yes

>>215183896
are the sequels worth watching?

I am a serial vapist /hor/
I have to stop, I can feel the urges building
tonight I will vape again

>>215187588
we have those too

>>215191241
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rmC3ZhIHHi4

>>215191464
only the first 2
the later 2 sequels had okayish ideas but were executed too cheaply
be warned though, 2 and 3 are nowhere near as good as the first one.

>>215191464
only the first one
third is a bit of a guilty pleasure for me though as crappy as it is

>>215191464
only all of them

>>215191753
first sequel and third film

>>215191769
so... 2 and 3?

>>215191785
well if you have to be specific...

>>215191650
the sequel short film was even more meta

test

>Comedy horror
>A couple become pregnant with a half-human, half-demonic fetus with a thirst for blood-and must uncover its terrifying origins before it's too late.

>>215191885
second film and second sequel

>>215191885
>sequel short film was even more
Nta but didn't know about this thanks anonkun

>>215191971
it's like 13 minutes long and can only be watched on some weird ass obscure streaming service i've never heard of before

>>215186405
fuck off i'm watching like a hundred movies

>>215191994
why watch a hundred movies when you can watch a single movie 100 times?

man what the fuck

>>215185372
Holy, who?

>>215192052
leanbeefpatty
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPpDxvckmdC/?hl=en&img_index=1

>>215192012
that's pretentious

>>215187411
Stef?

>>215191039
Anybody seen the sequel to Cast a Deadly Spell, Witch Hunt? They've got Dennis Hopper in the Fred Ward role.

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>>215192117
It's also directed by Paul Schrader of all people