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Anonymous No.215184479 >>215184558 >>215184595
>you will never make your own movie in which you play a really cool and stoic dude
why even live
Anonymous No.215184558 >>215184583
>>215184479 (OP)
I made a Black Tank Top movie in high school where I played all the characters complete with plentiful nude scenes.
I showed it to my female classmates and they didn't think it was as sexy as I did when I was filming it.
Anonymous No.215184575
i'd rather make the movie where a lost and confused 30 something tries to find himself inside the vaginas of a dozen or so of the hottest young starlets working today. written, directed by, and staring me.
Anonymous No.215184583 >>215184647
>>215184558
Ok Neil
Anonymous No.215184595
>>215184479 (OP)
Anonymous No.215184647
>>215184583
Probably shouldn't have worn my mom's lingerie in the scenes where I play my own love interest but you live and you learn
Anonymous No.215184699
I'm tired of people here pretending Tarantino isn't one of the greatest of all time. Having Selma Hayek pour alcohol down her leg with her toes in his mouth was just a victory lap for him.