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Mine is 1997's Con Air. Nicholas Cage is in top form here.
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The Number 23

Gotta be The Fifth Element for me

Not Another Teen Movie is dumb humor written by people with 200 IQ

>>215185968
Also Scary Movie 3 and Superhero Movie of course

>>215185943 (OP)
My favorite comedy

the core
con air is considered a dumb movie?

>>215185943 (OP)
I can't pick just one so here's a top 5
- Eight Legged Freaks
- Beavis & Butt-Head Do America
- Little Nicky
- Braindead (Dead Alive)
- Shaun of the Dead

>>215185943 (OP)
Con Air isn't dumb. Pick another.

Robot Jox brother

>>215186043
If I have to pick another it's Billy Madison. Oddly enough it too has Steve Buscemi.

>>215185943 (OP)
For me it's Schindlers List

Face off. Another cage kino

>dumb movies
>everything so far is certified kino

>>215186026
>>215186043
its about how a guy became so deadly the judge rules his hands are lethal weapons

>>215186069
Dumbly good

>>215186208
another great movie

>>215186069
>>215186210

>>215185943 (OP)
Prequel kino. It's not a bad movie in any respect, actually it's quite fun and I'd recommend everyone in this thread to watch this movie.

>>215186207
does 1 dumb scene make the entire movie dumb tho

>>215186162
Schindler's List should be remade as a slapstick comedy where Schindler accidentally kills all the jews he tries to save.

>>215186207
It also has Cage doing an absolutely terrible country accent throughout the whole film.

>>215186231
1>3>2

>>215185943 (OP)
>>215186026
>>215186043
>>215186172
Nic Cage is a pleb filter. If someone shits on him you just know they're a fucking retard

>>215186267
the gimmick really only works once. they never should have tried making sequels.

This is way better than its reputation.

>>215186210
>>215186224
Not even dumb. Just really good movie making. Which we lost the technology for.

>>215185943 (OP)
>I'M HOT
>I'M BIG
>I'M STRONG

>>215186292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL47m1mQWZQ
Great fucking movie

>No Contest
>Showdown In Little Tokyo
>Death Race 2000
>Troll II
>The Big Doll House
>Re-Animator
>Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
>Arthur
>The Room

>>215186267
I think that's a fair assessment but I would say by no means is 2 a bad movie either.

>>215185943 (OP)
The Core is kino. reminds me of old school internet and the 2000s. its so dumb but i love it

Hudson Hawk

>>215186243
>Schindler's List should be remade as a slapstick comedy
If only you knew...

>>215186396
This is my favorite dumb Bruce Willis kino

Tango & cash
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man
Gymkata
American kickboxer II

Trust me, give them all a watch. Pure retard-drivel schlock written by coked out dweebs. All with the acting of a porno flick.

>>215186441
>I seem to have dropped my cigarette. May I have another? Touch me again and I'll kill you
Yup, kino

>>215186355
I recommended this classic to an arty dyke the other day and she fell head over heels for it.

>>215186027
>Little Nicky
Only Adam Shindler movie that i can watch

>>215186291
They made a series too

>>215186234
yeah because that scene came before the other scenes

>>215186069
Only one who understood the assigment.
>>215186292
And this, so fucking fun film.

>>215186269
Nobody shits on him, they just shit on his filmography after 2008

kino

>>215186069
interdasting thank u for the recc

>>215186441
Tony Scott was an excellent director.

I rewatch this piece of shit from time to time

>>215186404
Most of it’s on YT. Completely ripped off by the wops with Life Is Beautiful. Roberto BenignI was so annoying back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoM40lkkeAE

>>215186243
He did kill many jews. His factory had the highest jew mortality out of all german factories with jew labor.

>>215186292
kino

>>215186978
why did they make james lee curtis look like a man here?

>>215188409
"here"

>>215185943 (OP)
Digimon The Movie all the way. Three unrelated short films stitched together with a funny script and ska-filled soundtrack.

>>215185943 (OP)
War of the worlds (2005)

>>215186862
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>>215185973
Same, one of my favs.

>>215185973
GIMME THE CASHHH!

i have seeded 'what women want' (2000) for over 1 Terabytes.

>>215186026
Dude have you seen con air? Its on par with face off. Remember the climax scene where the guy from star trek and cusack end up in different helicopters fighting over whether or not to shoot the plane down. Its fucking retarded

>>215187734
'i could have done morrrrrre'

>>215188409
>make

>>215185943 (OP)
pic related for me

>>215186292
My answer too

>>215185943 (OP)
Scary Movie
Freaked
Beavis and Butthead Do America (and Universe)

>>215186887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL0KjHHczv0
Soldier is an underrated movie

>>215185943 (OP)
Tremors.

>>215186441
>Surf's up, pal!

>>215185943 (OP)
Hard to pick one, most Roland Emmerich and Michael bay movies, some capeshit

>>215192001
>Roland Emmerich
this
I like Independence Day and 2012

>>215185943 (OP)
Face/Off will always be the king of dumb movies and it's not even close.

>>215186269
The ultimate pleb filter is early Seagal kino.

>>215186231
I saw 2 once and it was bad.

>>215185943 (OP)
Zoolander

>>215185943 (OP)
Street Fighter

>>215186978
If this came out today I'd be thankful there was a sci-fi film on in cinemas.

>>215192395
Kylie literally doing the pose that when used in comics is decried as anatomically impossible.

>>215185973
I don't know how anyone can call this dumb.

For me, it's 3000 miles to Graceland.

>>215185943 (OP)
Shibby!

>>215192395
I second this, and I would also like to add that you could pretty much pick any Van Damme movie for this thread and you'd be solid.

My pick is Independence Day, however, there's just something about disabling those shields with a virus that is so wonderfully retarded, and then, magically, they somehow win the day in like a few hours evene though the aliens still have all the ships left on earth.

>>215186388
this is the obvious answer. it's just plain fun, and seeing the actors were clealry having fun too makes it even better
i do like stuff like lucky number slevin and the butterfly effect too but maybe they are too edgy for this category

>>215186869
Then they're plebs. Plenty of gold after 2008.

Broken Arrow
It's a good easy watch

Death Race 2000 is pretty dumb.

>>215192395
Mortal Kombat too.
In fact most of the filmography of Paul W.S Anderson. That Jovovich fucking bastard is the best filmmaker named Anderson.

Good Burger. This is my favorite movie of all time. I'm a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes. The film is simple poetic beauty. It makes me feel enlightened when I watch it more so than any movie has ever made me feel. On a spiritual level I feel more connected to the human race on an empathetic and intellectual level while viewing this masterpiece of modern cinema. Not only does it challenge your whole way of thinking but it transforms your thought process into something other worldly. There hasn't been a single movie I can compare it to that has the same amount of existential importance or God tier level of answers that this minuscule children's film has. I am no longer walking on this Earth blind, I have seen Good Burger, and I am now able to see everything else for what it is.

It isn't Good Burger.

>>215185943 (OP)
The objectively correct answer is Roadhouse and it's not even close.

>>215189826
watched this the other day. amazing scene.

>>215186292
This was so funny. He completely fails and gets multiple people killed.

>>215185943 (OP)
There are a few answers of The Core but it never had that feeling of "dumb but enjoyable/good" for me. My answer to the OP is Sphere, which feels very similar to The Core.

This or Josie and the Pussycats are my guilty pleasures.

>>215185943 (OP)
CHOSEN ONEEEE

IM COMING

CHOSEN ONEEEE

IM COMING

>>215185943 (OP)
The Core

>>215188409
isn't that donald sutherland and william baldwin? or is that the joke

Resident Evil

>>215188536
You should check out Summer Wars if you haven’t already.

Batman & Robin or natural born killers

I liked Snake Eyes before the whole Charlie Kirk comparison.

>>215185943 (OP)
Wedding Crashers

>>215189826
>describes something amazing
>"its fucking retarded"

I don't understand.

>>215195010
I liked the doggystyle scene

>>215185943 (OP)
Must've watched this 50 times by now. The original is one of my top-10 dumb films too, but only because of Ben Gazzara and Sam Elliott.

Billy Magnussen really elevates the remake. Dunno how they found the ugliest actresses ever, except for Jessica Williams. Jake is just fine in this dumb movie. Fuck the haters.

>>215197265
>loves the original
>praises a horrible remake that does absolutely everything worse

>>215186441
Die Hard with a Vengeance is dumber and better.

Terrorist blows up a department store.
"You're gonna want to take this call"
First guy to call the NYPD is assumed to be the real deal and they do everything he asks, without verifying anything.

I'm sorry, but the premise to this film is stupid beyond words.

Surprised nobody mentioned this yet.

Hard Target

You guys must've missed every Chevy Chase film from the '80s. They are all pure kino, peak Chevy, and really dumb.

Caddyshack
Modern Problems
Vacation
Deal of the Century
Fletch
Three Amigos
Fletch Lives
Nothing But Trouble

>>215197432
Based Chevyfag, fav character in Community, and Fletch is my personal fav out of those

>>215197293
the remake has a better soundtrack with real touring bands from the Gulf coast. Also, it has Billy Magnussen and Conor McGregor.

>>215197356
we're not 16 anymore

>>215197432
>>215197452
based

the remake Confess, Fletch is not bad for a dumb film. Jon Hamm was pretty good. I know everyone hates it, but I like it.

Oliver!

They took the grimmest Dickens story possible and turned it into a musical.

Loved the shit out of this movie. Really dumb but highly entertaining.

>>215185943 (OP)
Hudson Hawk

>>215197495
I knew it won't be a good "remake" but John Hamm is daddy-tier actor so I'll give it a shot sure

>the blurb and tagline
Seems like pure kino to me.

>>215197528
>added to watchlist

Has anyone else seen this? I love this movie but it's so dumb and stupid

Is Repo Man a dumb movie?

Anyway, Passenger 57, and any other action flick with Wesley Snipes is on my list. They are all mind-killing dumb and they are all fun to watch.

>>215197485
but you peaked at 16

>>215197696
close, I peaked at 17

>>215186269
Kino

>>215185943 (OP)
Face/Off

well its a trilogy
my favorite dumb movies are
LOTR

why didnt they give the ring to the eagles?

I WON

>>215196833
>donald sutherland
>that top billing
my sides are in orbit much like their faces

>>215186978
can't even properly explain why but ghosts of mars has stayed with me for some reason.
i mean i don't even remember the plot or any of the details all that much but i keep reminiscing about moments from this flick, especially the first half or so every few months.
i don't even like doom or other space horror all that much, but this one imprinted itself in my mind

>>215195010
is it better than the new one?
it was mediocre but looked good at least

Fucking love this movies the plot with the German ping pong player, basically everything. Always hoped the fat guy would get some roles and all of a sudden he got into those Harry Potter movies. Great actor.

>>215197356
never really liked it, and couldn't get why so many others did.
they usually use it as a throwaway punchline.
also didn't like "don't look up" it falls into the same category of
>lol look at those dumb erratic fucks i'm the only sane person left in the world
dr. strangelove is several levels above those in terms of humor, quality and driving the point home

>>215185943 (OP)
Death Wish 2

>>215195048
He spectacularly fails at his assignment. But it's so fun to see. And Lance Henriksen being an awesome villain too.

>>215185943 (OP)
Key know. Pure key know.

>>215193039
and then?

>>215185943 (OP)
Hitman (2007)

>>215185943 (OP)
Krull

iykyk

>>215197472
I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

>>215186456
>Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man
Rewatched that recently. It always gets me how dystopian 90s shit is better than actual current times.

>Johnny Mnemonic
>PCU
>Southland Tales
>Hudson Hawk

Joe dirt

>>215186243
I would pay to watch this if you got Liam Neeson to do it the SGT. detective lieutenant Drebbin type fashion. Would genuinely be hilarious. >>215186256

>>215186269
based and correct

>>215186441
>Oh you're real cool for someone who is about to take a bullet
>After fucking your wife I'll take two

>You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you!? You think you're so fuckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain.
>Play some rap music

>>215188536
Digimon the Movie isn't dumb, it's pure kino

>>215195010
this, road house is pure retardkino