Thread 215187204

How does someone avoid this cursed fate without resorting to a hooker? It's getting so close now.

Maybe if you make another 500 threads about this movie you will magically get a GF you boring troll

rape

It's not gay if the balls don't touch, so just fuck a guy in the ass. Legally, they've got nothing.

Just fuck the hooker, they even specialize in adult virgins

>>215187204 (OP)
You don't. You can't. The only way out is acceptance.

>>215187204 (OP)
How about you get off your ass and go outside and talk to women?
Unless you literally have a medical deformity you will be able to find someone willing to fuck you

>>215187204 (OP)
I resorted to hookers and I am still being a virgin. I just like to make the hookers put their feet on my face while I jack off. I dont really care anymore about puting my penis in to anything.

>>215187204 (OP)
It's clearly too late for you, incel.
Try to find solace in the life you're living I guess.

>>215187315
Who looks like a horse. A fat horse. The deformity is women.

>>215187279
NO!!
It has to be special! No whores, no tattoos, no premarital sex!!

Women only like 'CHAD' and all other men are hopeless simps settling for chad's leftovers. I took the PILL. I know. The whole game is fucked and everyone playing is a sap except mighty chad.
I know all about it.

>make a dating app profile
>like a load of chubby mid bitches
>get one to agree to go on a date with you
>have some confidently recited made-up history of dating if the topic comes up (good chance it won't anyway though)
>buy her dinner
>don't be a complete sperg
>ask if she wants to kiss somewhere near the end of the night
>if she's into it and you make out, getting sex will be self-explanatory past this point

>>215187204 (OP)
I've been around long enough to see what being a sex-haver looks like, and it ain't pretty. Normalfags hate the incel because they can't fall back on their primary means of control with us. Threatening a denial of access to hole has no meaning to us.

>>215187398
>>ask if she wants to kiss somewhere near the end of the night
Lol

>>215187204 (OP)
I'm saving this movie for my birthday I hope it's funny. Has it aged well?

>>215187315

I can only communicate with some women at work where every interaction has some structure. If I ever ran into one of these women in public I'd have literally nothing to say since my life is just work, browsing the internet and sleeping.

>>215187407
Yeah it's an ick I know I know but trust me it's the easiest way if you have zero experience.

>>215187204 (OP)
Lower your standards

>>215187422
The jokes aren't rapidfire enough. Watch 'The Other Guys' or 'Step Brothers' instead.

>>215187431
This is what autists don't get: you have nothing interesting or relatable to say because you don't do anything interesting or relatable.

I found a woman old enough to be my mom on a dating site and we hooked up.
Of course, this didn't magically give me any "game" with younger women, so I've been hooking up with older women ever since.

>>215187204 (OP)
>angry racists and homophobs are just old bitter incels

wow, who wouldve thought

>>215187442
If the date went well, she's expecting you to kiss. Don't ask permission. Just move in.

>>215187315
>go outside
>talk to women
Sounds like some faggot shit
They should just bring back slavery where you could buy a female kidnapped from so,e Native American tribe

>>215187315
Yeah i'm sure going out and randomly starting to talk with women is going to lead to them asking for sex. You solved all of humanity's problems. Except it's never happened

>>215187315
you cant just cold approach anymore unc

>>215187457

Is it common for men to just make up backstories? Could I just create a persona like an undercover cop?

>>215187457
Neither do women to be fair.

andy would've flourished as a streamer had he been born a decade later

>>215187518
Probably. I've always gotten the impression that the guys that sleep around a lot are in the habit of making up wild stories that foids gobble up.

I could have lost my virginity to someone I felt close to for the first time in my life at the old age of 26 if she didn’t have some stupid boyfriend with nothing interesting about him except he randomly knows the guitarist for some shitty underground band with a wiki page oh boy am I seething. Did God do something like this to me on purpose? Fucking why

>>215187315
What women? Are they invisible?

>>215187315
>just go outside bro!
>just talk to women bro!
>just bee urself bro!

>>215187607
if she really wanted it having a boyfriend wouldn't stop her

>>215187570
What world are you living in, lol? Guys who are sleeping around a lot aren't doing it because they have a bunch of wild or made up stories, lol.

>>215187644
Unironically not even joking I think she considered it but yeah she didn’t reach out HOWEVER that faggot proposed to her around this time so I don’t even know

>>215187638
Well you sure as shit won't fucking find them under your couch cushions you retard. Where do you think the women are? Outside! Say what you want but if you literally don't leave your house then you ain't getting laid. It is genuinely that simple.

>>215187648
Never said that was the primary thing that gets them laid, just a thing they do. I know i've overheard guys make up some retarded stories when talking to a gal on at least a couple occasions.

>>215187667
There's a massage parlour at the end of my street. They give happy endings.I've been thinking about it.

>>215187667
Oh look, more meaningless platitudes without any substance.

>>215187648
Loser hot guys lie about being artists/DJs/soldiers to explain away not having a place or being broke.

When I lose my virginity to a high end prostitute next year with the GF experience it will literally be my first time ever kissing a girl on the lips at 29 years old

>>215187694
It's the first step in a series of steps that ends up with you getting your dick wet
Or are you seriously trying to tell me you don't believe going outside can result in you having sex?

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>>215187713
Unless you have some specific advice, e.g. suggest a specific social setting where a guy can go to by himself, as well as suggest what to say when cold approaching, you can fuck right off.

>>215187729
You ever heard of these things called BARS?
And this is where you follow up with "but I don't drink" yeah and you don't have sex either, how about you take up some new hobbies retard?
Literally millions of people go to bars and end up having sex every weekend. Don't fucking tell me you can't.
If you want to live in fantasy land where you go to a library and some 10/10 sits next to you and chats you up, takes you home and sucks you dry then you go right ahead but know that it's a delusion and real life don't work like that

>>215187716
Cry about it. 40yo virgin threads are a time honored tradition here.

>>215187729
>Excuse me M'lady, I need some help, I need someone to punish these bad boys (point at your abs), but I can't reach them, because of these (flex your biceps). Do you have a hot lady friend who could perhaps assist me?
There.

>>215187752
Going to a bar to try to cold approach a girl who came with her friends (they don't go alone) as a sub 5 man is a retarded suicide mission. Not even considering that the posters here are autistic so it's even more impossible for them

>>215187457
What do you mean the development of my AI woman golem followed by literal thousands of people online isn't interesting?

Can the world just fucking end already PLEASE

>>215187716
how did this board become a tranny discord

>>215187204 (OP)
wanting a girlfriend or wanting to have sex is literally NPC behavior, who the fuck wants to be around women or touch their disgusting disease ridden snatch, just jerk off to 70s or 80s or 90s porn (the decades from back when women still looked like women!) like a real man! i wouldnt risk being with a modern "woman" anyway, half of them have dongs now and you dont find that out until its too late

>>215187819
Seriously it's only downhill from here for developed nations. In 10 years everything is only going to feel more dystopian. Only hope for 4chuds is AI-induced UBI

>>215187847
I’ve been on 4chan for 14 years and this is the most based thing I’ve ever read here. Yea, I’m not like the other oldishfags who moved on with their lives and started gay families.

>>215187204 (OP)
I've met some women online that are this. Everytime I tell someone they accuse them of lying

>>215187204 (OP)
Life is brutal. Many people never get basic needs met in their life and it's like that forever, for their whole existence. And the desire to get that need fulfilled becomes more intense and desperate as time goes on. Some people get laid through out their lives but never find out what it's like to not be poor, some people establish good careers, but have terrible experiences with the opposite sex. Some people never get in shape, others have everything going for them and still feel unhappy and self-destruct. It's so fucking hard to be happy unironically.

I would say in terms of getting laid, it's mostly about not missing the boat, like most things in life. If you don't get in shape, go outside as much as possible and approach women while your young, you'll likely never have a decent relationship or get laid. The good news is, I mean this sincerely, fucking a girl who you "love" and a sexy prostitute is the same.

desu if youre 30 years old and a virgin i dont see why youd care about 40

>>215187881
Life is brutal yet normals are happy for some reason. Why oh sagacious one?

>>215187923
Most of the normalfags I know want to kill themselves. The ones that don't are drugged up, acting, or low IQ.

>>215187881
>fucking a girl who you "love" and a sexy prostitute is the same
Lmao, it really isnt. I mean, I'll agree that sex is overrated though. The only reason to care about it is the other person. One-night stands and prostitutes are quite awful. Emotional connection is the soul of the entire thing

>>215187204 (OP)
Just pay the whore and get it over with.

>>215188280

That doesn't count and you know it.

>>215188342
How doesn't it count? Penis in vagina= no longer a virgin.

>>215187204 (OP)
I have a stable job and a decent wage, I could afford multiple hookers per week
Still, the thought of paying for something that my ancestors had and most people in the world can have easily just by naturally attracting women destroys me. Also, I could pay for sex sure, but I won't buy a woman's love. That's what I need the most, not sexual intercourse.
Am I giving this too much thought, anons?

STOP MAKING THIS SHIT THREAD

Why would you even want sex?
It probably feels worse than jerking off. The only point of reference you have is porn which is fake.
Girlfriends waste your time and bust your balls, too.

>>215187923
Normal fags are sadistic nut cases who are miserable and will lie and make shit up to fuck with people around them. They're like pigs rolling around in their own shit
>>215188067
I nutted in a cock sleeve in Japan and it was everything I thought it'd be and more

I don't even care about sex in and of itself. I probably have the lowest libido of anyone here, I didn't even masturbate until I was 22. I want a family and someone who I can trust to be a decent wife and mother.
No one ever told me how to have a girlfriend, for me you simply start single and next step married. What is this nebulous middle section called "having a girlfriend" all about?