Thread 215193680

>High school movie
>All students look 40 years old

>>215193680 (OP)
that’s a rough 36

Brazil is such a creepy shithole. The fuck do they even do all day? Everything and everyone looks so humid and itchy

this guy fucking kills me, he lives in some utter shithole, looks like shit and yet hes trying to build this image of youth around himself probably because one person said he looked like a kid once 5 years ago

>>215193680 (OP)
>this is the guy calling you unc on the internet

>>215193680 (OP)
What's with millenials and this strange obsession of thinking they still look young?

Is this some sort of aging cope.

>>215193680 (OP)
Wth this guy looks 17

He's basing his impersonation on the Backstreet Boys and other boy bands like *NSYNC and Justin Timberlake, who were hugely influential at the time. The Korean government copied their style and turned it into K-pop, partly because Korean men were jealous of how Korean women were being lusted by western non-Korean men because of K-pop. To prevent Korean men from feeling left out, jealous and watching men of other races lust after Korean women, the government created a similar boy band culture for men. They marketed it heavily on all websites, even paying Netflix to produce propaganda cartoons about K-pop.

>>215193695
Nah he looks his age, just not dressed hsi age

this guy brings a smile to me face :)

You guys are full of shit, he could totally pass as a high school kid

>>215193803
>Nah he looks his age
I bet you look rough too

>>215193680 (OP)
is he a favelado?

f r o l i c

>>215193784
you hear it all the time on here, "i'm 35 and I look 18-21" personally I'm turning 30 next spring and I've been mistaken for being 5 years older for a decade almost and I kinda like it, allows you to communicate with older people and not be written off so easily

>>215193680 (OP)
imagine all the underage pussy he must get

>>215193803
nah id grant he looks 40

I'm 34 and I look like shit. I have mutton chops and my hair is down past my shoulders (I'm not balding, at all). I'm getting to be a fat fucker too and I don't care. I have three kids with my big tiddy mallgoth gf from 20 years ago. Suck my dick, zoomers.

>be me
>vote for cheeto man last year in 2024
>cute lady at the voting station asks if it's my first election
>"uh no it's my third"
>"OMG u look so young!"
my apparent youth is my only hope of getting a girlfriend younger than 25

>>215193797
rent free
korea won

>>215193830
You'll get there anon. Good luck, 35-40 ages you.

>>215193695
He's 40+

>>215193680 (OP)
>tfw 37
>already have white hair and white beard
it's so over for me

>>215194048
you're not into GILFs?

>>215193738
>>215193784
How are you guys actually this retarded? The dude is so obviously trolling. You actually got done by some favela retard, just embarrassing.

>>215193784
>What's with millenials and this strange obsession of thinking they still look young?
He's probably lying about his age. Guy looks painfully gen x.

>>215194075
calm down unc

>>215193784
All their hobbies are video games, movies and generally things that are past their age. Admitting they're old conflicts with their lifestyle in general.

When I was 19 a teenage girl genuinely thought I was 40 and I think that permanently ruined my self image

>>215194075
i really dont think you can confirm hes trolling, ive seen multiple videos now and third worlders aren't exactly known for being self aware

>>215193680 (OP)
>he was only 17 you sick fuck

>>215193784
becauseczoomers are aging like shit

>>215193680 (OP)
unc blew up his knees in that last jump lmao

>>215194114
I worked at Little Caesars for years and one time around age 22 my older coworker (30ish) this female who was friends with a longtime coworker found out my age and she said sincerely "what no way I thought you were like 35?) I think she exaggerated but I had been hitting the drugs pretty hard at the time and came into work haggard and had a very Gen X type personality because I always was an old culture type guy, never had another interaction like that but typically people think I'm 3 years older than I am

>>215194032
I'm 32 anon, you just have shit genetics

>>215193784
I think it's because most of the millenials while being in their late teens were still discussing which pokemon starter they would pick if they got transfered to pokemon world, or pretending to have DBZ fights, meanwhile zoomers are looks maxxing and having girlfriends at first grade, so to them being 30 is like being 60 for millenials, which is why they clash so much

>>215194180
I'm 38. Enjoy it because its only going to get worse and changes come quick

Zoomers bullied him off tiktok btw

>>215193680 (OP)
He honestly looks 17 years older than he is.

>>215193680 (OP)
Nearly everyone would look fine if they were just thin and dressed well.

>>215193784
guys in their 20s are already balding.
maybe something in the water but its causing older guys who have their hair to look younger in comparison.

>>215193784
What's with zoomers and their strange obsession with calling millennials bald?

>>215193680 (OP)
>>215193784
These people are retarded. I’m 31, still pass as late 20’s (I lie about my age to women), and when I look at pictures of myself from 18-22 it’s a night and day difference. There are certain parts of youth that you can never recreate when you’re older

>>215194354
>>215194395
most of these are not even receding hairlines. Its just where their natural line is

>>215194509
cope bald faggot

>>215193680 (OP)
His neighbourhood looks 1700s

>>215193680 (OP)
>>215193784
>>215193803
>>215193797
why are zoomers incapable of understanding satire? He is clearly joking around

>>215193784
Yes, it's tricking yourself into thinking you'll live longer if you look younger. Aging cope encouraging an active lifestyle is good. Aging cope encouraging plastic surgery is bad. It just needs to be channeled into something positive.

>>215194509
zoomer cope lol

>>215193784
>>215193878
it's because age gaps are so demonized nowadays that in order to get women in their prime (18-21) you have to either lie about your age or look as young as you can. this anti-age gap hysteria is unnatural and clearly a psyop done by foreign intelligence agencies to destabilize the west

>>215194751
why are zoomers so homosexual

>>215194783
nothing wrong with a lil zest

>>215193727

they stand around and think, should tomorrow be a shirtless, dirty white T, or soccer jersey day?

>>215194794
>>215194751
these guys get zero pussy and then whine when millennial men date 18 year olds lol

>>215194768
I'm 38 and my gf is 24. No one gives a shit.

positively perplexing choice of spam

>>215194783
Thats gen a

>>215193969
>>215193969
I don't get this mindset
>Yeah I procreated and have a wife so now I can destroy my body!
Do people really only wanna be healthy for the validation others

>>215194810
Pedo alert

>>215194794
They got sugar in da tank

>>215193680 (OP)
>Makes /tv/ and /pol/ seethe
Based

>>215194810
24-25 is the "safe" younger age in age gaps. If you dated her at 20 or 18 then people would be seething

>>215193784
It's going to be even worse for zoomers. Get ready for 40 year olds with broccoli cuts

>>215195011
Wrong, fag. 42 dating a 20 year old girl and no one cares.

>>215193680 (OP)
>>High school movie
>>All students look 40 years old
reddit meme that doesnt actually happen in real movies

>>215194906
they dont think about how their bodies will absolutely crash in their seventies or eighties and will spend the final years of their lives immobile or, even worse, mentally invalid.

>>215194509
Truth nuke. Some people's hairline starts at the base of their skull.

>>215194783
Because they are constantly trying to imitate black culture and it always looks stupid.

why is this so unnerving

>>215195092
are you in america

>>215195318
because most zoomers want to be young even though they are pushing 30 now. even the younger college zoomers are aging poorly and don't look their age despite their best efforts

BRAZIL!

>>215195011
The same people that would seethe about him dating a 20 year old would seethe about him dating anyone under 30. That's their watermark, 30.

>>215195508
no the new adult age is 25 now. there will still be people seething he is only dating "just 25 year olds you sick fuck"

>>215193680 (OP)
he looks exceptionally older than 36? what went wrong? no lotion ?

>>215193727
I bet they have not steamy sex before they chop each others limbs off.

>>215193680 (OP)
This is the most Indian thing I’ve ever seen, you alright Brazil?

>>215194810
Based, I'm 34, my gf is 19 this friday

This guy was 30 when he was playing a 16 year old in Maze Runner.

>>215195627
he's asian

>>215195627
he doesnt look 16 either

>>215195582
Did you just learn what Brazil is?

>>215193969
>I'm obese
>my wife is obese
>my children are obese
>I'm winning Zoomies
You sure about that chief?